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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • The worst Batman movie?
    Originally aired on September 17, 2008.
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  • @matthewmuir8884
    @matthewmuir8884 4 роки тому +1330

    "Your emotions make you weak!" This coming from the guy whose defining motivation is saving his dying wife...

    • @riboh3324
      @riboh3324 4 роки тому +56

      Intentionally ironic?

    • @julieporter7805
      @julieporter7805 4 роки тому +33

      He doesn't let people know that.

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 4 роки тому +58

      Freeze was just acting tough to be "cool"... yeah ok, i'll leave now.

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 4 роки тому +22

      Exactly, to save his wife he had to let go of everything else, and become a creature of pure determination.

    • @davideferrari1194
      @davideferrari1194 3 роки тому +9

      About Alfred And Freeze's wife, this is explained: They've got the same disease, but Alfred is still at the first/second phase, which can be cured by Freeze medicine. His wife instead is at the third and there is no known cure for this.

  • @user-hi4sm3ig5j
    @user-hi4sm3ig5j 8 років тому +1503

    And that is how Nostalgia Critic became the new Joker...

    • @cringebait2507
      @cringebait2507 8 років тому +4

      what does this have to do with the original comment

    • @AbsurdOrpheus
      @AbsurdOrpheus 8 років тому +34

      Melvin Melvin Brother of the Joker

    • @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257
      @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257 7 років тому +21

      I'd love to see Doug as the joker in a parody movie one day!

    • @bleh5389
      @bleh5389 7 років тому +2

      100th liker!!!!

    • @maxoguz3301
      @maxoguz3301 7 років тому +8

      iM3GTR he would have made a better joker than fucking jared leto
      fuck him

  • @ghostfac3182
    @ghostfac3182 6 років тому +991

    I miss that "Of Course!" Joke so much.

  • @victoriagarcia3078
    @victoriagarcia3078 4 роки тому +1901

    R.I.P. Joel Schumacher, this movie may have been awful, but you seemed like a genuinely good man at heart, especially when apologizing for this film's existence.

    • @adonis7626
      @adonis7626 4 роки тому +42

      Victoria Garcia Wait, Joel is dead ?

    • @victoriagarcia3078
      @victoriagarcia3078 4 роки тому +61

      @@adonis7626 yeah, he died on June 22nd 2020.

    • @julieporter7805
      @julieporter7805 4 роки тому +66

      I stand by my defense of liking Batman Forever though.

    • @Sh0tgunJust1ce
      @Sh0tgunJust1ce 4 роки тому +87

      I don't think this film is anywhere close to as bad as people make it out to be. Yeah, it's stupid, and very bad when compared to the first two Batman movies, but worst movies of all-time? Fuck off, not when shit like Foodfight, Garbage Pail Kids and Freddy Got Fingered exists.

    • @Sh0tgunJust1ce
      @Sh0tgunJust1ce 4 роки тому +20

      @@DarkAttackYT Yeah, that one's definitely up there. I've never even watched the show and I was insulted by it.

  • @benwanada
    @benwanada 7 років тому +472

    I once tried to rent this movie at Blockbuster when Blockbuster was still a thing. I asked the guy behind the counter if they had this movie and he pretended like he didn't know what I was talking about just so that I wouldn't watch it. That man would forever be my hero. Unfortunately, I did see it when it aired on TV a few weeks later.

  • @TheVGC
    @TheVGC 8 років тому +916

    and he didn't even Mention bane

    • @ianrude3177
      @ianrude3177 8 років тому +40

      Still a better looking Bane than Tom Hardy

    • @Gokussjdensetsuno45
      @Gokussjdensetsuno45 8 років тому +143

      Tom Hardy perhaps doesn't look like Bane, but _he still acts like Bane it's supposed to be_.

    • @burningdog2324
      @burningdog2324 8 років тому +38

      +Ian Cobain he looked better, but Tom hardy acted a way better bane

    • @wickedbat4710
      @wickedbat4710 8 років тому +9

      +Gokussjdensetsuno45 No he still sucks too and (besides this one) is the worst portrayal of Bane ever. He sounds like a worse version of Darth Vader the mask is retarded and unnecessary, and you can't understand a single thing he says, besides that he was born in the darkness. So yeah Tom Hardy still sucks.

    • @turkeyherder9456
      @turkeyherder9456 8 років тому +32

      +Wicked Bat I understood him for the most part. You are exagerating.

  • @TheRandomElDuderino
    @TheRandomElDuderino 8 років тому +746

    To the movie's credit, the "I'm afraid you'l have to die." was pretty funny.

  • @carealoo744
    @carealoo744 4 роки тому +109

    Mr. Freeze didn't use the Cure on his wife, because he only found the cure for the first stage of the disease, where Alfred was at. His wife was on a much harsher stage.
    It's even foreshadowed earlier in the movie, when Batman is looking at Mr. Freeze's research, and says that he appears to have found the cure for early stages of the disease.

    • @millerkarageanes1562
      @millerkarageanes1562 3 роки тому +8

      It’s still really contrived that they have the exact same disease

    • @pokemaster123ism
      @pokemaster123ism Рік тому +7

      He went over that in the first Top 11 Fuck Ups video

  • @rhettdilley
    @rhettdilley 8 років тому +3993

    Say what you will about Schwarzenegger's performance; at least you can tell he was having fun

    • @mach6247
      @mach6247 8 років тому +45

      The Odd Life of Timothy Green review.

    • @rhettdilley
      @rhettdilley 8 років тому +47

      +mach6247 Excuse me?

    • @Ivanatis
      @Ivanatis 8 років тому +30

      yes Rhett you are excused

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason 7 років тому +153

      Arnold Schwarzenegger majority of the time have fun with his roles no matter how awful his movies are.. Not saying all his movies are awful either.. Love The Terminator Movies, Commando, The Predator, Conan the barbarian 1 and 2, and ect

    • @mityakiselev
      @mityakiselev 7 років тому +91

      More like he was having pun

  • @kimaniwilsonhunte
    @kimaniwilsonhunte 9 років тому +2946

    This is why Superman works alone.

    • @wtf3r
      @wtf3r 9 років тому +121

      Kimani Wilson-Hunte *takes cyanide pill*

    • @wtf3r
      @wtf3r 9 років тому +94

      Brandon Roberts "Aha aha, gah.. I can't do it.. gahahaha."

    • @Gasoline85
      @Gasoline85 9 років тому +88

      Never leave the bat-cave without it.

    • @manufacturingdiscontent8829
      @manufacturingdiscontent8829 9 років тому +49

      I guess I'll cancel the pizza!

    • @whenthemusicsover6028
      @whenthemusicsover6028 9 років тому +34

      Kimani Wilson-Hunte *cough* Justice League *cough*

  • @HappyHauntsMaterialize
    @HappyHauntsMaterialize 8 років тому +156

    Walt Disney actually could've hid in Disneyland, he had an apartment in the firehouse. So technically, if you didn't know about the apartment, he could've so....

    • @Merisu_Sheep
      @Merisu_Sheep 7 років тому +17

      I heard about that...I still would've looked there

    • @namingisdifficult408
      @namingisdifficult408 7 років тому +5

      TheHauntedMansionFan12345 true true

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 7 років тому +19

      Besides, Disneyland would actually the last place i would look for Walt Disney. It would be just too obvious.

    • @grantkelly8696
      @grantkelly8696 7 років тому +9

      WJZAV Exactly. It's like if Cookie Monster went insane for his love of cookies and kidnapped someone and his hideout was the cookie factory.

    • @iankopeski2831
      @iankopeski2831 7 років тому +15

      How do you keep a secret from the word's greatest detective? It's easy, you stick it right in front of him, right under his long pointy nose and wait.

  • @SuperTed19021
    @SuperTed19021 2 роки тому +50

    16:27: That scene alone from the Nostalgia Critic even made my then 75 year-old grandfather *crack himself* with hysterics, despite him himself never seeing "Batman and Robin" as an film throughout!

  • @chazhinkley6602
    @chazhinkley6602 9 років тому +400

    batman forever: haha. this is so bad it's funny.
    batman and robin: why

    • @Super165i
      @Super165i 9 років тому +7

      +Charlie Hinkley I think that Batman Robin was a poor excuse to try to be "family friendly" and a poor excuse to try to sell merchandise. I think that was also the reason why A Christmas Story 2 was panned by the critics. A Christmas Story 2 was done as an excuse to try to sell merchandise.

    • @its-morbintime
      @its-morbintime 9 років тому +8

      Honestly, I think Batman Forever had enough of an atmosphere at times to still be considered a "decent" Batman movie, including having a parrallel between Bruce and Dick with how they're both working through the loss of their families, taking up a life of crime fighting and working through that together. Its probably the only incarnation of Robin which was done rather well. Mind you, I recently rewatched that movie as an adult and I knew that if I saw that in the theater...I probably would've stayed away from Batman And Robin.

    • @biz_markie9189
      @biz_markie9189 9 років тому

      +badgerman Omg, they seriously came out with A Christmas Story 2?! WTF? I've never heard of that. Holy shit though, WHY??? It didn't need a sequel! They ruined it!!!

    • @biz_markie9189
      @biz_markie9189 9 років тому

      +badgerman Dear LORD, I just looked up the trailer! I couldn't believe it. I must've not heard about the sequel because I only had Netflix and probably didn't see any commercials of it? Wtf were they thinking?

    • @Super165i
      @Super165i 9 років тому

      I still feel that "Batman and Robin" was made to sell merchandise and a poor attempt to be be "family friendly"

  • @marin2684
    @marin2684 5 років тому +420

    Atleast mr. Schwarzenegger got a pretty cool role.
    I'm gonna leave now...

    • @haillobster7154
      @haillobster7154 4 роки тому +26

      Chill, bro. It's a nice ice of life comedy!

    • @andrewandmeta6934
      @andrewandmeta6934 4 роки тому +9

      Andrew:thats was a cold pun bro
      meta:yeah it made freeze to death

    • @zbh9268
      @zbh9268 4 роки тому +11

      Icy what you did there.

    • @M3rcyKn1ght
      @M3rcyKn1ght 4 роки тому +6

      still not as bad as when hell froze over and the terminator franchise gave him an even worse role with successfully killing john conners in a retcon

    • @QuantaSolace
      @QuantaSolace 3 роки тому +4

      @zach5350 zach5350 Take a chill pill.

  • @MChedderbeef
    @MChedderbeef 7 років тому +204

    I don't think the Bruce and Alfred scene was that "gay". It's the one scene in the movie with some substance. It's a son talking to his father figure, not knowing if it'll be the last time. If you look at the way Bruce hugged Alfred, it's the way any man would hug their father. So......that's the ONLY thing I can defend.

    • @alexandersmith7061
      @alexandersmith7061 5 років тому +9

      M. Chedderbeef I agree

    • @Marksman3434
      @Marksman3434 5 років тому +17

      Indeed. The intimate scenes with Alfred actually felt like the one scenes that were actually taken seriously in the whole film

    • @Zug8415
      @Zug8415 5 років тому +11

      Yeah it’s irritating that you actually have some pretty interesting and powerful scenes in an otherwise awful film

    • @brendanforester4601
      @brendanforester4601 5 років тому +20

      @@Zug8415 Indeed.
      And this same scene actually contains some surprisingly powerful dialogue too.
      Namely this from Alfred:
      "Death and chance stole your parents. But rather than become a victim, you have done everything in your power to control the fates. For what is Batman if not an effort to master the chaos that sweeps our world, an attempt to control death itself?"

    • @TWH442
      @TWH442 5 років тому +1

      Very gay scene.

  • @MasterJunior93
    @MasterJunior93 8 років тому +96

    8:30 NostalgiaCritic.exe has stopped working.

    • @MasterJunior93
      @MasterJunior93 8 років тому +5

      13:53 i need help, my Nostalgia Critic app stopped working and has crashed.

    • @deer5319
      @deer5319 8 років тому +6

      DOES NOT COMPUTE!

    • @spencertheg23
      @spencertheg23 8 років тому +10

      +MasterJunior93 did you try turning your device on and off again?

  • @SonicBoost343
    @SonicBoost343 2 роки тому +46

    8:30
    A legendary and really hilarious scene in all of history .

    • @diegodubber2140
      @diegodubber2140 6 місяців тому +3

      A Bat... Credit Card?
      They gave him... a Bat... Credit Card?!
      They had the BALLS... to give one of the GREATEST superheroes of ALL time... *A BAT... CREDIT CARD?!?!?!?*
      *NOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE, DOES NOT COMPUTE, IT'S INSANE--!!!!*

  • @NightShadowNS
    @NightShadowNS 8 років тому +368

    Bat Credit Card.

    • @tracermay21
      @tracermay21 8 років тому +53

      "RAPE MY CHILDHOOD WOULD YOU! " Lol I was busting up laughing at this part

    • @doriangraysodastereo2232
      @doriangraysodastereo2232 7 років тому +5

      the best credit card...........LOL xD

    • @paranoidkarmapolice4993
      @paranoidkarmapolice4993 7 років тому +8

      DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! GGDUHFBJGCGHN

    • @stefanm.734
      @stefanm.734 7 років тому +2

      Bad Credit Card.

    • @gaminggoof1542
      @gaminggoof1542 6 років тому +3

      That needs to be a meme but I also like the face he makes at 5:38, I've started using that myself, not on videos of course

  • @chrisosullyo91
    @chrisosullyo91 8 років тому +86

    What annoys me about this movie isn't the cheap sets. It isn't the corny one liners. (I actually love word play, *especially* one-liners.) It isn't the ridiculously X-rated Bat/Robin suits. Hell, it isn't even the Bat Credit card. It's the fact that Batman isn't innovative enough to think, "Hang on. My voice is easily recognisable. I should change that!" Anyone with fucking ears could deduce it's Bruce Wayne under that mask.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 8 років тому +13

      +Chris Sullivan It seemed more like George Clooney was playing himself in a Batman suit in this film rather than actually playing Batman.

    • @zayaannashrid1374
      @zayaannashrid1374 8 років тому +2

      It was George Clooney showing off his nipples

    • @BinaryStarofShaolin
      @BinaryStarofShaolin 8 років тому

      +Xehanort10 Difficult for a guy like him to do anything else. Sure, a voice change would've helped but you're always going to see him as Clooney dressed up like Batman rather than just well...Batman. Blame the casting.

    • @leonardoflorentin
      @leonardoflorentin 8 років тому

      Oh come on, if you are into this shit you should beyond that. How nobody can figure out that clark kent is superman? who cares, it's a silly comic.

    • @chrisosullyo91
      @chrisosullyo91 8 років тому

      leonardoflorentin I'm going by the logic of the film as a standalone, not drawing from the comics. Like hearing a family member calling you from the other side of the house, you don't have to look for them to know who it is - it's bleeding obvious. You only have to recognise their voice. Same applies here.
      You're completely right about Superman, and I honestly agree with you, but still, calling Batman comics 'silly' is a little redundant, don't you think? ALL Batman comics are silly! Yeah, serious undertones are thrown in now and again (New 52's Joker? Creeeeepyyyyy~!), and the overall atmosphere mainly depends on the writers/artists, but predominantly, the idea of a man swinging around in a cape punching bad guys in the name of JUSTICE is freakin' hilarious to me. And that's why I love them.
      You may not like comics, and that's fair enough, but that doesn't mean you can shit on people who do.

  • @EduardoTorelly
    @EduardoTorelly 6 років тому +106

    How bossilbly sick he could be?
    -Bruce:he’s dying.
    Awkward

    • @troy801
      @troy801 Рік тому

      And Clooney says it with a smile on his face.....😂

  • @ajanimation8239
    @ajanimation8239 7 років тому +100

    I thought that Barbara was related to Commissioner Gordon, not Alfred.

    • @Bauglir100
      @Bauglir100 7 років тому +29

      She's also supposed to be a redhead and wear a bat-cowl.

    • @lizzybethnj617
      @lizzybethnj617 6 років тому +11

      In the comic books she is

    • @saulthechicanootaku
      @saulthechicanootaku 6 років тому +8

      Honestly, given how Batgirl is blond in this one, she looks more like Stephanie Brown.

    • @railenherman6482
      @railenherman6482 6 років тому +4

      They thought that Gordon looked too old to be her father so they made her Alfred's niece.

    • @unwelldanny7108
      @unwelldanny7108 5 років тому +1

      @@saulthechicanootaku Yes!

  • @thewinterprince1731
    @thewinterprince1731 5 місяців тому +14

    The funniest thing about the Bat Credit Card is that it makes perfect sense. If Batman needed to make an emergency purchase, he would need a separate credit card that didn't tie back to his Bruce Wayne identity. xD

  • @marshmellow9281
    @marshmellow9281 7 років тому +129

    "DOES NOT COMPUTE!"
    and thus, one of Nostalgia Critics greatest lines was born. Happy 10th anniversary :)

  • @Mikoyo15
    @Mikoyo15 6 років тому +95

    man. watching this is making me miss Critic's old memes like "OF COURSE!" and Big Lipped Alligator Moment and "I was FROZEN today!"

  • @claytoncondo3460
    @claytoncondo3460 8 років тому +38

    8:22 The famous Bat credit card reaction.

  • @DolfDaGoat
    @DolfDaGoat 5 років тому +137

    The fact that this is from 2008 just shows how well the nostalgia critic has aged

  • @gaminggoof1542
    @gaminggoof1542 6 років тому +85

    Why replace Val Kilmer he did good, same with Keaton. That's like switching Spider Man three times, oh wait

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 5 років тому +5

      Val Kilmer was in another project and if I remember correctly it was around that time that the Island of Dr. Moreau was being made. 😂

    • @SimoPortti
      @SimoPortti 5 років тому +1

      OH how the times have changed ;D

    • @oneandonlysound3453
      @oneandonlysound3453 4 роки тому +4

      Val Kilmer actually wasn't interested in coming back, and Keaton actually didn't really mind apparently being replaced as he didn't really like batman returns.
      Funny you mention the spider man thing...tobey than andrew...but then we got tom holland. the geek nerd school ADHD fake-out villain iron spidey garbage franchise that feels more like a parody. michael keaton was the only saving grace of the one.

    • @LucyLioness100
      @LucyLioness100 4 роки тому +1

      Kilmer was often busy fighting with Schumacher & company during filming of the prior film and then the ugly bomb “Island of Dr. Moreau” came along to keep him busy

    • @SuperTed19021
      @SuperTed19021 Рік тому +3

      He refused because he *actually* did not like the direction the studio were taking the franchise.

  • @DeFaulty101
    @DeFaulty101 9 років тому +28

    "What killed the dinosaurs? The ice age!"
    "Actually, scientists are leaning towards a continent-sized meteor as the cause of the mass extinction."
    " -.- Die."

    • @keegster7167
      @keegster7167 7 років тому +2

      The Ice Age was millions of years after the dinosaurs had already died, so they could not possibly have been related. The dinosaurs died at the end of the Mesozoic era, 65 million years ago, and the Ice Age (the Interglacial period at the beginning of the Quaternary period) started 2.6 million years ago!

    • @dancepiglover
      @dancepiglover Рік тому +1

      Yeah, when he said that, I was like “That’s not even true.”

  • @h.r.animates1992
    @h.r.animates1992 7 років тому +398

    freezes wife had the forth stage Alfred had the first stage

  • @30alex30clubpenguin
    @30alex30clubpenguin 8 років тому +105

    should I tell you that the butler beat superman up once by himself in one of the comics or wait till later

  • @whatiftherewasanun
    @whatiftherewasanun 8 років тому +122

    I see this film as the Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer of superhero movies, as in everybody hates it but nobody takes the time to appreciate how bad it is.

    • @cratwane
      @cratwane 8 років тому +5

      I like grandma got run over by a reindeer...

    • @camerontrivett3808
      @camerontrivett3808 8 років тому +10

      It's a great drinking game though

    • @ezio1250
      @ezio1250 8 років тому +2

      I didn't hate that Christmas movie

    • @karmalotus22
      @karmalotus22 8 років тому

      +illumiNATI yeah it was a great laugh
      ... but you don't mean actually good do you

    • @cratwane
      @cratwane 8 років тому

      +karmalotus22 well I am "nostalgic" for it 😋

  • @anikmonette2140
    @anikmonette2140 6 років тому +40

    Oh boy... I just understood an important thing: Batman and Robin is the live version of Foodfight! Think about it. The writers in both movies didn't know how to write dialogues and make two characters interact with each other so they simplified their script by making everyone speaks in puns!
    And the result in both films is unintentionally hilarious!

  • @kingkong381
    @kingkong381 8 років тому +257

    I loved this movie when I was a kid and, despite realising how bad it was in hindsight, I cannot bring myself to hate it.
    Besides Uma Thurman's Poison Ivy jumpstarted my puberty around 5 years early! XD

    • @atalentlessidiot7872
      @atalentlessidiot7872 8 років тому +6

      Oh, so you were getting boners at 3 years old?

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 7 років тому

      I still kinda like it, too, but it's still bad... I'm also one of the few people that liked Eon Flux so that explain a lot xD

    • @TheSponge278
      @TheSponge278 7 років тому +1

      I saw it on Cartoon Network when I was younger. I barely remember anything.

    • @Revanbzn
      @Revanbzn 7 років тому

      kingkong381 well it was made to sell toys..

    • @ETBrooD
      @ETBrooD 7 років тому +1

      Good to know I'm not the only one :D

  • @TimelesslyModern
    @TimelesslyModern 11 місяців тому +9

    This was my first Nostalgia Critic episode I ever watched. Still holds up.

  • @truthteller5426
    @truthteller5426 7 років тому +60

    9:27 "I'm cool."
    Do I smell pun?

    • @Cerby9
      @Cerby9 5 років тому +4

      I think it's more a reference to when Disney's Hades said the same thing right after his meeting with the 3 Fates.

  • @TheBohobemeister
    @TheBohobemeister 6 років тому +148

    7:43 to 7:47 Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllll, Walt Disney did sometimes live in Disneyland, going out just in his bathrobes, and nobody visiting figured it was him.
    As always, wonderful video!

    • @thenerdterminatortnt8466
      @thenerdterminatortnt8466 5 років тому +17

      Micky mouse: *robs bank* hehehe
      Police right outside disney land: where could he be where could Micky mouse be it’s nearly impossible to find him
      Commander: did you check Disney land?
      Police: na why on earth would he hide there?
      Commander: bruh?

  • @mountbuckekreative4044
    @mountbuckekreative4044 9 років тому +108

    Hmm, i felt that Arnold was the only thing COOL about this movie.

    • @CheeseburgerFreedomMan
      @CheeseburgerFreedomMan 9 років тому +1

      +MountBücke Kreative Haha, good one

    • @masonfredde6055
      @masonfredde6055 8 років тому +2

      A bat FREAKING credit card!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    • @Timliu92
      @Timliu92 8 років тому +3

      +MountBücke Kreative Arnold was actually entertaining in the same way Nick Cage made Wicker Man a hilarious film. His over-the-top performance and one liners made me laugh throughout.

    • @armandotorres8962
      @armandotorres8962 8 років тому +2

      You better chill dude

    • @masonfredde6055
      @masonfredde6055 8 років тому +3

      Oh god man, not you too not the ice puns!

  • @philmp6
    @philmp6 4 роки тому +89

    Crazy to think this review came out before the dark knight.
    Also RIP Joel

    • @xavierramirez1911
      @xavierramirez1911 4 роки тому +9

      this review came out two months after the dark knight, probably was still in theaters by then

  • @sonicranger8481
    @sonicranger8481 3 роки тому +42

    9:06 *A BAT CREDIT CARD!!!!! YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!!*

  • @JunKazamaFan
    @JunKazamaFan 4 роки тому +75

    R.I.P., Joel Schumacher. Thanks for the memories.

  • @IndianaJones84476352
    @IndianaJones84476352 8 років тому +43

    I think Arnie should just stick to being a Terminator or a soldier.

    • @oxykilldone5113
      @oxykilldone5113 8 років тому +33

      Chill out, before you get iced. Snow time for jokes.

    • @Aaron_Stever
      @Aaron_Stever 8 років тому +16

      Or pregnant.
      Wait... That didn't work either.

  • @patrickbrady5291
    @patrickbrady5291 7 років тому +99

    *Ambiguously Gay Duo theme plays*
    What's everybody looking at?!

  • @sebastianfitzptraick7395
    @sebastianfitzptraick7395 8 років тому +166

    Batman The Movie : Very campy but hugely enjoyable 7/10
    Batman : The greatest comic book movie ever made 10/10
    Batman Returns : Brilliant villains and amazing visuals 9.5/10
    Batman Mask of the Phantasm : Great voice acting,animation and music 9.4/10
    Batman Forever : Bit too over the top but still hugely enjoyable 7.3/10
    Batman Begins : Apart from some bad pacing,it's awesome 9.8/10
    The Dark Knight : Amazing action,writing and villain 10/10
    The Dark Knight Rises : Full of plot holes and a bit anti climatic but still a great finale 7/10

    • @ndr523
      @ndr523 8 років тому +3

      Batman is not a comic book movie. Batman kills in that movie. That's already breaking the characters number one rule. How the fuck is that faithful to the comic? Also it's interesting to point out that burton has said in interviews that he doesn't read or like comics and that he's more interested in the villains and what grew to be his usual weird emo shit. Batman (not Bruce Wayne) is in the movie for literally less than 30 minutes.

    • @JA-ks1pc
      @JA-ks1pc 8 років тому +2

      +Sebastian Fitzpatrick Why do people keep forgetting Gotham Knight? It starts off not great but the animation through most of it is beyond beautiful and it has some heart wrenching scenes.

    • @sebastianfitzptraick7395
      @sebastianfitzptraick7395 8 років тому +10

      nick hurns Batman 89 is based the original Bob Kane / Bill Finger comics where he killed,Burton was quoted on saying that he loved The Killing Joke and Batman not being in the film creates great mystery for the character.

    • @tompor561
      @tompor561 8 років тому

      +Sebastian Fitzpatrick What is your score for Batman and Robin?

    • @theskrublords
      @theskrublords 8 років тому

      +Sebastian Fitzpatrick Batman v Superman?

  • @danshull1331
    @danshull1331 4 роки тому +65

    R.I.P Joel Schumacher
    1939 - 2020

    • @NCTStudio
      @NCTStudio 4 роки тому

      GOOD RIDDANCE

    • @danshull1331
      @danshull1331 4 роки тому

      @@NCTStudio He did make some good movies!

    • @NCTStudio
      @NCTStudio 4 роки тому

      Dan Shull up till here he was good

    • @Thespeedrap
      @Thespeedrap 4 роки тому +1

      At least he admitted it he made a bad movie.At least we still got Tim Burton hallelujah 😇😇😇😇They should had kept him.We need a time machine.

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 4 роки тому

      ugh, 2020 just keeps getting worse!

  • @Aheaddy
    @Aheaddy 8 років тому +107

    bat credit card

    • @matthewjones6786
      @matthewjones6786 7 років тому +6

      You should've quit while you were yourself.

    • @esdrasvelasco5048
      @esdrasvelasco5048 6 років тому +1

      Rape my childhood,I kill you I kill you - nostalgic critic

  • @ryandunham3951
    @ryandunham3951 9 років тому +22

    8:53 Who else would they give a Bat-Credit card to? Martian Manhunter?

  • @klimmr
    @klimmr 5 років тому +78

    9:17 NC's reaction to the Harley Quinn fart scene in Batman and Harley Quinn.

  • @fortherepublic9878
    @fortherepublic9878 4 роки тому +13

    10:58 Right as Bruce Wayne shows a little too much affection for Alfred, a video game ad with a “sexual nudity warning” pops up.

  • @FlyinScottsman
    @FlyinScottsman 9 років тому +89

    BAT CREDIT CARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @FlyinScottsman
      @FlyinScottsman 9 років тому +3

      Seven Hours Later.

    • @supersand1egend789
      @supersand1egend789 9 років тому +6

      ***** Never leave the cave without it! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @FlyinScottsman
      @FlyinScottsman 9 років тому +6

      They had the BALLS to give one of the greatest superheroes of all time, A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?!?!?!?!? NO!!!!!!!!! NO, DOSE NOT COMPUTE!!!!!!

    • @domwalter6474
      @domwalter6474 9 років тому

      Never leave the cave without it

    • @FlyinScottsman
      @FlyinScottsman 9 років тому +4

      National Geographic Reporter: Here we have a rare Nostalgia Critic in it's natural habitat, whatever you do don't say Bat Credit Card!
      Nostalgia Critic: A BAT CREDIT CARD!!!!!!!! I KILLL YOU!!! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!!
      National Geographic Reporter: Oh No!!! I've been spotted! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @G1manime
    @G1manime 5 років тому +11

    13:33 You know what I just realized? wasn't Poison Ivy sitting on that plant earlier and it didn't try to eat her... and aren't most of her plants (usually the ridiculously large ones) able to understand and communicate with her so why would it try to eat her? And how did she get out of there?

  • @NCTStudio
    @NCTStudio 4 роки тому +49

    8:38: They had the BALLS

    • @dvdreview7956
      @dvdreview7956 6 місяців тому +3

      To give him one of the greatest superheroes of all time, A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?!?
      NOOOO!!! NOOOO!!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!!!
      ROFLMAO XD

    • @norestfortheliving
      @norestfortheliving 5 місяців тому +2

      Officer balls

    • @ricky_27YT
      @ricky_27YT 2 місяці тому +1

      BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

  • @dudebladeX
    @dudebladeX 9 років тому +16

    At least the Adam West series stylized the campiness, and had a lower budget so it was justified.

    • @gladoshatesyoursafespace2653
      @gladoshatesyoursafespace2653 9 років тому +1

      Lower budgets do not justify anything. Nevertheless, I love the classic Adam West series.

    • @dudebladeX
      @dudebladeX 9 років тому +1

      Toy Bonnie Well, that and it was INTENTIONALLY campy. This is just... horrible. No wait, that's too generous.
      If one wants to watch a good Batman movie that also features both Batman and Robin, go for the Adam West movie or Batman Forever. At least THOSE were entertaining. This one is just... painful. Like, 'holy crap give me a cyanide pill' painful.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 7 років тому

      And the Adam West show was a parody of what the Batman comics were like at the time since they were forced to tone them down in the 50's and 60's because of a hack psychologist called Frederick Wertham who blamed comics for juvenile delinquency, homosexuality and violence just because he didn't like comics.

  • @Ashurman666
    @Ashurman666 5 років тому +7

    15:46 And then Joker shows up, shoots Barbra and paralyzes her for life, making her go from Batgirl to Oracle, from hero to tech support...no wait that's a different Barbra. Because GOD FORBID this movie do SOMETHING accurate

  • @McgoganLives
    @McgoganLives 8 років тому +11

    12:10 Hey look, an uncredited Cinema Snob cameo!

  • @ihatefacebook31184
    @ihatefacebook31184 4 роки тому +56

    No wonder Michael Keaton left in the first place. Is anyone aware that Joel Schumacher recently passed away?

    • @Thespeedrap
      @Thespeedrap 4 роки тому +8

      But Michael Keaton is back yeah 😎✌

  • @TheTigerPower
    @TheTigerPower 6 років тому +24

    (Pulls out bat credit card) never leave the bat cave without it

  • @phenrilwolf
    @phenrilwolf 6 років тому +38

    Hey NC!
    11:08 You really haven't seen Two Faces's suit next to Riddler's?
    Anyway, i agree it was a good detail.
    Maybe the only one in this entire SuperCrappyFuckTerrificCexpialiBullshit.

  • @TheDemonicHorseman
    @TheDemonicHorseman 4 роки тому +18

    R.I.P. Joel Schumacher.

  • @PB-gy9ru
    @PB-gy9ru 7 років тому +6

    8:38
    Critic. Batman is rich. He is rich and he funnels that money into his crime fighting enterprise under several false identities and shell companies.
    And being someone who prepares for any event or situation, as portrayed in both the comics and TV/movie adaptations, and using that money to buy thing he won't normally buy, like diapers for a rescued baby, or coffee to keep himself awake.
    And the fact that he likes to ACCESSORIZE his crime fighting figure, buying gadgetry and weapons from something sensible to a car, to something silly like his Bat-Shaped projectiles, and the afore mentioned shell companies...
    What exactly is so rediculous and anger provoking about Batman using a Bat Credit Card!?

  • @RedBorbStudios
    @RedBorbStudios 5 років тому +14

    "Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb"

  • @JonahHenrickson
    @JonahHenrickson 4 роки тому +65

    Who’s here for the honor of Joel Schumacher?

  • @pepperonipizza8200
    @pepperonipizza8200 8 років тому +98

    Still better than the TTG Robin, and I'm partially joking.

    • @qui-gonjinn6060
      @qui-gonjinn6060 8 років тому

      at least Robin wasn't psychotic

    • @Narvaljodchik
      @Narvaljodchik 8 років тому

      +Chandler Orrell TTG robin or BaR Robin?

    • @qui-gonjinn6060
      @qui-gonjinn6060 8 років тому +2

      RedNarwhal ttg

    • @Narvaljodchik
      @Narvaljodchik 8 років тому +10

      +Chandler Orrell He kinda is. There's an episode where he goes batshit crazy because of some dumb "plot" reasons, and takes it out on a bunch of garden gnomes.

    • @qui-gonjinn6060
      @qui-gonjinn6060 8 років тому +2

      RedNarwhal ttg Robin is psychotic

  • @Honey059
    @Honey059 8 років тому +28

    It's funny how lots of people nowadays complain about Avengers Age of Ultron having too many quips and one liners and is too fast paced.
    But at least it isn't like Batman and Robin.
    The one liners in Avengers Age of Ultron are funny. The hero's are interesting and the Villain is awesome. And the story is at least interesting.
    Whereas, in Batman and Robin, all the characters One liners are f*#king annoying, not funny in the least. And don't even get me started on Ivy and Mr. Freeze, the most ridiculously cheesy Villains ever in a Super hero movie . And the story was absolute sh*#
    Give me Avengers Age of Ultron anyday.

    • @LeopoldLitchenstein
      @LeopoldLitchenstein 8 років тому +2

      +Honey059 I actually loved Age of Ultron, people hated it? I thought it was damn funny and found a nice balance between being funny and sometimes dark. It had some moments that were copied from the first film, sure, but it was nice how they improved on the first one a bit as well like giving the audience an actual reason to care about Hawkeye's character.
      Ultron I thought was a chilling villain. While he's generic, there's no doubt that making him pretty much be the negative side of Tony was a good call to foreshadow who he could be and it was nice that they even make it so stubborn that he doesn't even want to be compared to him.

    • @jake06750
      @jake06750 8 років тому +7

      +Leopold Litchenstein (SpongeBobfan1.5) I liked Age of Ultron. It wasn't quite as good as the Avengers, but I loved James Spader as Ultron, he was great in that role.

    • @LeopoldLitchenstein
      @LeopoldLitchenstein 8 років тому

      JRH 35 Definitely, made for an enjoyable performance. My only gripe with the film is that it's WAY too stuffed with content with little means of keeping it contained within the story of the film.

    • @SPIDERAVENGER616
      @SPIDERAVENGER616 3 роки тому

      I agree with all of you

  • @sladeshadowsthecollangeral3871
    @sladeshadowsthecollangeral3871 4 роки тому +31

    Its sad that schumaker passed away hell be missed by those who loved him and his work

  • @autumnorahoske8974
    @autumnorahoske8974 5 років тому +19

    Oh yeah the bat credit card episode . I remember this very well.

  • @spinlok3943
    @spinlok3943 9 років тому +32

    Doug needs to re-review this movie like AVGN did Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde. That would be amazing.

    • @cloudstrife532220
      @cloudstrife532220 9 років тому +4

      With Tamera as Poison Ivy

    • @briantolley1100
      @briantolley1100 9 років тому +1

      Sounds like a good idea

    • @LeopoldLitchenstein
      @LeopoldLitchenstein 9 років тому +1

      Spinlok Or better yet, redo TMNT III since he only left it on a word, "horribifuckis"(and even spelled it wrong the next time he used it)

    • @revieweverything8593
      @revieweverything8593 9 років тому

      If anything, he needs to re-review The Good Son.

    • @pockit5107
      @pockit5107 9 років тому

      +Spinlok Why........? What else needs to be said about this movie? It's not like his opinion will ever change or he'll be like "Well I guess I gave this movie more criticism than it deserved" .
      This movie is a giant steaming piece of shit. The end.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 4 роки тому +31

    R.i.p Joel Schumacher , your legacy will definitely live on forever.

  • @moonfox8061
    @moonfox8061 7 років тому +23

    ua-cam.com/video/22KQnBakvHQ/v-deo.html That line really should have been, "First this movie, then my career!"

  • @mikethegrunty5968
    @mikethegrunty5968 9 років тому +8

    Alfred isn't just" the butler". He took care of Bruce after his parents died . He's practically his foster father.

  • @canaanclb
    @canaanclb 9 років тому +27

    This is a very funny review, but you just ruined my favorite childhood movie!
    (No, he didn't ruin Batman & Robin, he ruined Mary Poppins.)

    • @Super165i
      @Super165i 9 років тому +1

      +Canaan B
      +Charlie Hinkley I think that Batman Robin was a poor excuse to try to be "family friendly" and a poor excuse to try to sell merchandise. I think that was also the reason why A Christmas Story 2 was panned by the critics. A Christmas Story 2 was done as an excuse to try to sell merchandise.

    • @Majoridox
      @Majoridox 9 років тому +1

      +badgerman STOP COPY PASTING THAT COMMENT, THAT COMMENT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS COMMENT CHAIN!

    • @ademetal
      @ademetal 9 років тому +1

      +Cenobite1991 It contains for him the best scene in all of cinema, when Mr. Banks is walking to work with the knowledge he's about to be fired.

  • @TheJrbdog
    @TheJrbdog 8 років тому +18

    This was my favorite Batman film as a kid

    • @tap5263
      @tap5263 8 років тому

      Oh poor you, how!?

    • @TheJrbdog
      @TheJrbdog 8 років тому

      Seth Blackwell it was the only Batman film I ever watched as a kid.

    • @tap5263
      @tap5263 8 років тому +1

      well i just dont know what to say about that

    • @jonsnodgrass366
      @jonsnodgrass366 8 років тому

      how are you not dead

    • @TheJrbdog
      @TheJrbdog 8 років тому +4

      +Jon Snodgrass I survived by watching Spiderman

  • @fulgrim292
    @fulgrim292 8 років тому +18

    this movie was.........................................................
    icecold

    • @Zachattack10213
      @Zachattack10213 7 років тому +1

      Hey, no need to be so "cold" towards this movie!

  • @Zachattack10213
    @Zachattack10213 7 років тому +10

    9:52 And everyone complains about Anakin doing the same thing.

  • @davidminor4213
    @davidminor4213 4 роки тому +9

    15:51 look it's Space Ghost, Jan and Jace

  • @JAKECOT_CENTER
    @JAKECOT_CENTER 4 роки тому +11

    RIP Joel Schumacher

  • @Konrad_Wallenrod
    @Konrad_Wallenrod 8 років тому +28

    6:46 holy hit...... is that Lionel Luthor?

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 8 років тому +4

      +Stefan_Tomislav_Tvrtko Yep that's him. John Glover also voiced Riddler in Batman The Animated Series too.

    • @masonfredde6055
      @masonfredde6055 8 років тому +5

      A bat FREAKING credit card?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • @KnightofLightfire
    @KnightofLightfire 7 років тому +58

    This movie captures the corniness and camp of Silver Age comics perfectly

    • @Intothevoid-NIB
      @Intothevoid-NIB 7 років тому +7

      It feels like a bad mix of Golden and Silver Age comics. Too many unnecessary characters that don't do anything, strangely camp and bordering on creepy at times. This is all on top of the bad execution and completely redone characters. Mr. Freeze, Poison Ivy and Batgirl are all the 3 types of bad adaptations. Mr. Freeze was not fueled by diamonds, it's just something stupid the writers added to give him an easily exploitable weakness. Poison Ivy just had her entire character redone for the worse and had completely different powers, and Batgirl has her entire backstory redone just to more closely connect her to Batman and Robin, when the original worked just as fine

    • @grantkelly8696
      @grantkelly8696 7 років тому +5

      Viewtiful Z And besides. The sliver age of Batman comics were terrible. It's like making Looney Tunes into a complex drama about the meaning in life, death, character development, and betrayals.

    • @caelinnis
      @caelinnis 6 років тому +3

      No. It doesn't. The '66 show did. Last time I checked, the Silver Age had a distinct lack of Bat-Nipples. Read a comic.

    • @YuukiTakemoto1996
      @YuukiTakemoto1996 3 роки тому

      The Silver Age... Brainiac looked like fucking Reducto there!!

  • @FC3692230
    @FC3692230 2 роки тому +8

    The Robin's dialogue replacement was the best thing here😄😄😄

    • @WoodyWoodpecker19843
      @WoodyWoodpecker19843 Рік тому +1

      Anakin in Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Clones and Star Wars Episode III Revenge of the Sith be like:

  • @klimmr
    @klimmr 8 років тому +26

    5:55 The audience will want me to say, "BAT CREDIT CARD!" for the rest of my life!

  • @abelmantor2449
    @abelmantor2449 7 років тому +9

    What's next, superman having a driver's license??

  • @elijahdoesstuff4600
    @elijahdoesstuff4600 Рік тому +17

    If you view Batman & Robin as a serious superhero movie, it's terrible. If you view it as a two hour-long shitpost, however, it's a masterpiece.

  • @logon900
    @logon900 5 років тому +7

    Ya know, I like the editing in these older videos rather than the new videos which are always interrupted by bits with Malcolm, Tamara, Jim, and/or Rob. I hope soon we get a classic NC review.

    • @TheListenerCanon
      @TheListenerCanon 5 років тому +2

      Um, we've kind have been. Every other week he does a review with himself only. I recommend Tom & Jerry and the Wizard of Oz.

  • @kadindarklord
    @kadindarklord 8 років тому +32

    We rag on Robin and then people notice... this guy went on to play the Head of A Federal Agency's Undercover office on a certain hit TV Show. (N.C.I.S Los Angeles.) Think he got better...?

    • @tehdouglas1
      @tehdouglas1 6 років тому

      kadindarklord but that's just some boring show nobody watches, this is Batman

    • @soulsearcher9620
      @soulsearcher9620 6 років тому

      Teh Douglas q *laughs maniacally* you should rethink your words. I'll sic hetty on you. Look Hetty NCIS LA up. be afraid. be very afraid

    • @tehdouglas1
      @tehdouglas1 6 років тому +1

      LonelySoulSearcher I'm shaking in my bat boots

  • @cyborgparrot1996
    @cyborgparrot1996 4 роки тому +21

    R.I.P Joel Schumacher. :(

  • @tthomaselli2
    @tthomaselli2 8 років тому +11

    11:31.; Batman said it, best...

  • @mrcreeper5419
    @mrcreeper5419 7 років тому +19

    14:00 woores than the joker

  • @VladLongPlus
    @VladLongPlus 5 років тому +16

    i get the feeling you didn't enjoy this movie

  • @TakumiTheFAUSTScientist
    @TakumiTheFAUSTScientist 4 роки тому +40

    Rest in Peace Joel Schumacher despite the fact that you gave us the *WORST* Superhero Movie ever Existed
    No need to Worry Joel We already forgive you about that

    • @samkresil6011
      @samkresil6011 4 роки тому +9

      "If I disappointed in any way, then I really want to apoligise because it wasn't my intention. My intention just was to entertain." - Joel Schumacher.

    • @Thespeedrap
      @Thespeedrap 4 роки тому +7

      R.I.P at least he knew he made a stinker and admitted it.

    • @luismarioguerrerosanchez4747
      @luismarioguerrerosanchez4747 4 роки тому +1

      It's not even the worst, that place goes for Catwoman, Daredevil and The Amazing Spiderman 2.

    • @fc43
      @fc43 4 роки тому

      He also gave us one of the worst stage-to-film adaptations ever, Phantom of The Opera.

    • @EdgyZiggy
      @EdgyZiggy 3 роки тому

      @@luismarioguerrerosanchez4747
      You forgot Suicide Squad (2016)

  • @lexgil6520
    @lexgil6520 4 роки тому +10

    Clooney and Keaton are my favorite Bruce Waynes. And I remember watching this at the cinema, and taking until Batman whips out his Bat credit card to realize that they had actually made a big screen version of the Adam West show (up until that point I was just confused).

  • @The_Landy_Wandy
    @The_Landy_Wandy 11 місяців тому +5

    Real ones remember the OG thumbnail

  • @TiTxnBrickx
    @TiTxnBrickx 6 місяців тому +5

    8:46 NO NO DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!!!

  • @thesmellofadventure5370
    @thesmellofadventure5370 Рік тому +4

    God, old Nostagia Critic was the best!

  • @stratigangames508
    @stratigangames508 9 років тому +10

    I kinda liked Arnold as Mr. Freeze. He was having way too much fun with the character for me not to like him.

  • @SwiftyStardust
    @SwiftyStardust 8 років тому +7

    God I hope they put the Bat Credit Card in The Lego Batman Movie

    • @MrSushi12
      @MrSushi12 7 років тому

      Equestrian Idiot Noooooooo! That will make me not tolerate the movie! Don't give the director any ideas! Please!

  • @julianrobinson2066
    @julianrobinson2066 3 місяці тому +2

    Somehow the thumbnail looks a bit more funnier than the original thumbnail of this video

  • @alexanderkornetka5522
    @alexanderkornetka5522 8 років тому +20

    09:34 you mean the BAT CREDIT CARD!

    • @buddytenney7121
      @buddytenney7121 5 місяців тому +1

      He's trying not to say it to avoid getting angry again.

  • @oliverhayhoe
    @oliverhayhoe 8 років тому +11

    Batman 1966 - Not as good at the tv show. 8/10
    Batman 1989 - One of my favourite films ever. 10/10
    Batman Returns - More of a guilty pleasure though. 4/10
    Batman Forever - Awesomely funny 8/10
    Batman And Robin - Watch the video. 2/10
    Catwoman - WORST FILM EVER -10/10
    The Dark Knight Trilogy - All of them are amazing! 10/10.

    • @DarthRushy
      @DarthRushy 8 років тому +1

      +Oliver Hayhoe Catwoman 10/10? :D

    • @oliverhayhoe
      @oliverhayhoe 8 років тому

      DarthRushy minus 10/10

    • @AsianDoctorWhoNerd
      @AsianDoctorWhoNerd 8 років тому

      +Oliver Hayhoe What do u think Batman v Superman will be?

    • @oliverhayhoe
      @oliverhayhoe 8 років тому

      Asian Doctor Who Nerd Shite 3/10. They are gonna cram WAY too much in and it'll just be like Spider-Man 3 all over again; a jumbled mess. Also, they spoiled THE ENTIRE PLOT in the trailer and I hated Man Of Steel.

    • @DavidRYates-bx9qg
      @DavidRYates-bx9qg 8 років тому +1

      +Asian Doctor Who Nerd BvS is gonna be amazing, so 8 octillion out of 10.

  • @connorrivers995
    @connorrivers995 8 років тому +7

    A Bat credit card? How has Bruce kept his secret identity if he has a bat credit card that can easily be traced by the police, the FBI or the IRS?

    • @canaanclb
      @canaanclb 8 років тому +3

      That's why it's so stupid

    • @unwelldanny7108
      @unwelldanny7108 4 роки тому

      In my headcanon, it's just for show.

  • @mr.jwashere7549
    @mr.jwashere7549 6 років тому +5

    2:33- 3:00 im literally dead. One of the all time Best Nostalgia Critic episodes

  • @storymaker2021
    @storymaker2021 2 роки тому +5

    This is just a long toy commercial to sell action figures 😂