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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
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"No-one likes cold water", huh?
I DO
once you have lived through a really hot summer, you will never trust room-temperature water to be refreshing enough
Genuinely, sometimes I just can't bring myself to drink room temperature water 😂it just doesn't taste right
room temp water makes me super nauseated while ice cold water is the most refreshing god damn thing on this planet@@Kikkarlin
water that hasnt been in a fridge tastes like plastic or metal
Room temp water is only acceptable if the room has an AC so strong you need winter gear to avoid frostbite.
@@NaBa.O3Obu- but what if you turn it off
Well folks, I’m newly 22 years old, subsisting on grocery store sushi and expired iced lattes, and watching Tumblr memes. This is the life
what a coincidence. i'm newly 29 years old, subsisting on store-brand coffee beans and leftover pasta casserole, listening to tumblr memes. this is the good life
Hell yeah!
Woah, no way dude
Im 240 months old, wicked🤙
I'm 28, subsisting on free food from work and instant ramen, listening to Tumblr memes and emo music.
slay
Idk why, but I always expect you to sing "It's a binge compilation" to the tune of "In the arms of an angel"
Fly awaaaaaay from heeeeeere
it's a biiiiiinge cooompilaaaatiooon
oookay byeeeeeeeeee~
-i hate that it fits-
@@technospyform1578 that fits WAY too well
I finally got curious enough to check the JP voice of Althaithem's VA. All I can say is Oh MY GOD. I understand now
As someone who religiously buys all the otome games he voices a main character in welcome to the club.
Had to get a hand fan while listening- I get it.
What.
I can only hear the "you would sully the yolk" bit in Foghorn Leghorn's voice.
Especially with the description of the chicken
5:32 made me laugh because the only time i’ve ever heard someone refer to smth as a shrimp, it was a friend telling me i had shrimp posture
Liking warm water over cold water is like prefering to pour the milk before cereal. You're just objectively wrong.
probably like lukewarm coca-cola too smh
Probably likes crunchy cookies too
ROOM TEMPERATURE IS NOT WARM
It's slightly cool compared to your body temperature
@@JasminMiettunen Room temperature is warm. Unless it's like in the 60s in your house. 90 degrees is also lower than your body temperature, but it's still hot.
Had to go to court today, because I'm not really emotionally "normal"... though who is, in this economy?
PM is keeping me from having an anxiety attack and EXPLODING like a CELL PHONE in a MICROWAVE.
Thank you, O great Internet Man.
why am i the previously neglected shelter dog, that post hit me very personally and caused psychic damage
About the Gluttony thing, i'm pretty sure thats because Averice was what it originally was, and I think later on it was split into Greed and Gluttony, in addition from what I understand Gluttony isn't about eating, it's about excessive indulgence or something like that.
Gluttony is you have a lot of stuff, but you still use it.
Greed is you have a lot of stuff, and you don't do any thing.
5:32 With Shrimp power comes Shrimp responsibility.
I will not get out of your house
*our house
@@neccturtlein the middle of your house
I thought this was Mordenkainen's Magnificent Mansion.
Never gonna get out of your house
Never gonna leave your house
Never gonna run out of your house
@@____thecommenter1569
Never going to bulldoze down the house and run it down.
Not going to burn down the house either.
4:37 Wait, is this a legit thing? Is _this_ why I’d gotten lost in the same straight hallway not once, but TWICE in my senior year of high school?
Umm, actually, throwing handaxes uses a Strength modifier for both attack rolls and damage. Source: PHB
If a weapon has the thrown property, you can throw the weapon to make a ranged attack. If the weapon is a melee weapon, you use the same ability modifier for that attack roll and damage roll that you would use for a melee attack with the weapon. For example, if you throw a handaxe, you use your Strength, but if you throw a dagger, you can use either your Strength or your Dexterity, since the dagger has the finesse property.
cool
Ase
Umm, actually a ranged attack is
Base attack bonus + Dexterity modifier + size modifier + range penalty
with a non-splash thrown weapon adding Strength modifier to damage
Source: Core Rulebook
there are more games than dnd
@Nikanuur Umm, actually the dnd analogy was more accurate due to the fact that you are simply using an analogy from Pathfinder, AKA “D&D 3.75e” as it was referred to at it’s creation as an unofficial supplement for D&D 3.5e.
If you are going to be rude to someone for using an analogy from one of the most popular ttrpgs, atleast use a ttrpg system that didn’t originate from stated popular ttrpg.
@Nikanuur Um, actually, a Handaxe would be Ranged(Light), with upgrades, boosts, and setbacks relevant to appropriate skills, talents, maneuvers, cover, and defense!
And that system would handle the situation much better.
“Righteous, but pointless anger” is more interesting when you can understand why the character is angry, but anger is pointless because the anger is directed at something that doesn’t deserve it.
My favorite example is the Episode ‘Dragon Quest’ from Casper’s Scare School. It’s about Thurdigree Burns, the School’s Science and Chemistry teacher, attacks a Medieval Themed Restaurant because he wants revenge on who he presumes to be Knights because Knights chased his ancestors into near extinction.
Lost it at Thurdigree Burns ☠️
@@salemfae it’s supposed to be a play on the words
My monitors are cold... For they have died.... I must john wick whomsteverthefuck killed them.
10:00 the genderfluid people hold the power to defeat the homophobes
Where are the Gendergaseous people?
4:40 I was playing Subnautica for a couple hours and when I stood up I was very confused that I was not swimming or driving a submarine.
5:28 OH MY GOD NO WONDER HE GETS ALL THE GUYS
I want it, NOW
3:40 they lied to me my monitor is cold
Is it on?
I’m so used to reading ND as North Dakota that 4:38 took a second to click. It still kinda works tho? A lot of the state is just flat middle of nowhere…
I'm sorry but
"Like the stage of grief where you eat nothing but /soup/-"
Did you- Did you mean Reth-
Got jumpscared at 8:38 because today is my birthday
Uh, thanks, akilikesbread!
He knows. Run.
5:22 understood, that voice is like a savory meal cooked by a five-star Michelin chef, not at work, but at home for his best friend's birthday...
This bait? Who tf want room temperature water, I drink water to be refreshed, not to suffer.
7:13 Why are you buying depression at the soup store?
23:11 Because it makes my tongue and cheeks and... basically everything except the teeth feel nice and cold after hours of drowning in my warm saliva.
Yes
6:55 this is literally me because I’m an extrovert most of the time, but before being one I must be deliberately invited to an activity.
Vampire
Fun video! Thanks for uploading! Looking forward to more like this from you in the near future!
I can't believe PM Seymour just took Sucrose's soul! Just like that!
When you haven't watched PM Seymour in like 3 months and you have *ALOT* of Bingeing to do!
Here we are
7:08 ah yes the stages of grief. There's the denial stage and the anger stage. Then there's the lava stage, the water stage, the sewer level, the poisonous swamp, the cart racing minigame, and acceptance.
No, I will not get out of your house. I live here now.
10:18 ah yes, PM Saymour
12:47 that’s the feeling of being valued 😅
I did actually see a barista tip menu that had 4 options. 10%, 20%, 50%, and 75%
The tip one is no longer becoming a joke
i got so excited to watch this that i forgot i was making something till i looked over and saw my cup sitting there and now cold
17:03
Translation
FIHVLJ = ?
OHGF = omg
MUT = my
PADWES = paws
DARGFE = are
JNLOHT = not
THOLO = that
BLIJHGV = big
So the full thing is
"omg my paws are not that big"
If you know what the first word is please let me know
With my vast knowledge, I think it is "Fuck"
10:20 This is just the plot of MASHLE
I feel that tumblr is just a physical manifestation of my thoughts
near eighteen minutes while typing but i rubbed my nose so hard my headphones fell off
10:16
WAIT NO
PATRICK M. SAY MORE!
*I deman a petition to retroactively call all creepypastas as fettuccine afraido! It's too good!*
Perilous penne
Scrambled eggs are inedible without ketchup
Oh my god i have a character that i realized while reading incorrect quotes aloud sound like JECKA FROM CLASS OF 09 (bc some characters do have a different tone/pitch i use to base off of them)
14:41 Thank You!
(I have had several breakdowns due to my brain being bad at handling lots of loud noise, like that in a loud classroom. Loud Talking especially is just unbearable)
i like to imagine all the big tumblr reader videos share a group chat
P.M. Seymour = Podcaster Mememan Seymour
I been waiting for this
14:12 amendment: minimum wage becomes 4 dollars
1:53 THE (Forest Wife) FORESTWIFE
Book by Theresa Tomlinson slaps okay?
Why tf you have to call me out like that
"The stage of grief where you eat nothing but soup"
26:50 is basically just me whenever I see Sonic shipped with anyone. Even if it's well done, it just clashes so much with how he works in my head that it always feels wrong, no matter how good it is.
somethin in my brain activate at 5:25 . I don't know how to react
Now I’m wondering who was the yahoo that started a trend of giving Australian lungfish as presents.
Like seriously.
Being able to change the like counter from 2k to 2.1k is too much power for me to hold
7:29 Spamton.
10:12 magnus archives reference
(...my defense is at 1:00)
15:19 hey that post was posted on my birthday :]
NGL when he said Hercule I immediately thought of Mr. Satan from dragon ball
I AM HERE
ON TIIIIME!
10:00 Why, hello! Pleasure to meet you!! My name is Aroyaki........ WHAT AM I?!!
26:46 This is when I try to see canon Pico's School LCA (I'm currently rewriting it solely to make Cassandra more evil)
BINGE
Being old isn't about age it's about how much of a heck you are.
are you 19 and already think dancing is stupid and completely pointless? Old. Older than the sun. You are older than sharks.
Unfortunately for me,Japanese Alhaitham isn’t the same(It’s nice though).But that’s probably because Alhaitham is my main and I’m used to his sarcasm in English.
I do however like the sound of Yunjin singing in Mandarin though.It’s oddly peaceful and very different from her voice in English.
I’m taking Mandarin and your pronounciation of Shiniuizhai sounds really good.(I think the niu might be pronounced Nyo though,But I’m not 100% sure.)
23:07 me when not only do I prefer cold water to drink, but also washes my hands with cold water (no I don’t shower cold I’m not that insane)
It is pronounced "gif" (with a y where the g is)
I don't like gou
4:27 the only thing that should happen is everything remains the same, but you removed all the aspecstos and lead paint
So I checked the one about the guy asking for the notes, yeah he got way past it
16:18 all of the above…but mostly the last two
pancakes or waffles?
Pancakes and crumpets.
Oh so you hate waffles?
@@Momentofbruh I am ambiguous about waffles. Willing to still try a waffle, but so far they have all been rather blah. I most likely need to visit America to find a good waffle.
I Make a reference to a dumb joke and get hit by some Shakespearean poem, huh.
@@Momentofbruh Talkie Toaster. Oh I knew, but felt a little mischievous. 😊
2:13 it's pronounced...
Yif
goated
I misread the intro card and was like "woah the death penalty is already bad that seems excessive" until I realized it was (verb) (noun) and not (verb) (adjective) (noun)
23:28
Toodles sucker XD
22:17
*...FUCK, HE'S RIGHT. I DON'T EVEN PLAY GENSHIN, AND I KNOW HE'S RIGHT!*
Patrick Saymore
2:15 the 3rd one was meant to be yif I'm pretty sure
Them: She is a witch! She turned me into a newt!
Me, removing my fursuit head: A newt?
What if in all reality gif is actually pronounced “HEEF?” What would we do then?
I literally needed a second 😂
12:40 WELL I WILL NEVER FEEL THAT HAH SUCK IT!
20:20 Have you been spying on me?
13:34 mood
Can’t remember if this was a tumblr post or a UA-cam comment but I remember someone once described gobb as being like one of the sonic fandubs and honestly it’s kinda true
Yeah, if gluttony was actually eating too much, then why do most Christian holidays involve feasts? I mean I know the reason, most are appropriated holidays for much older religions and they usually involved feasting to celebrate seasonal solstices and equinoxes. Humans like to celebrate with yummy food
yay! just in time for dinner!
On nihilism, there's a concept of "why don't you die" in religions with heaven/reincarnation, which basically means "what is your purpose for living" if there's no meaning, you create it, experience stuff, to me it's like playing a meh game when you're a kid, it's not great, but you wanna know what's next before your mom calls for dinner.
Sure, you might get to play again later, but your console might also be confiscated because you've had bad grades.
bbiiinnnnggeeee
Commmmpilatttionnn
:D
1:54 Jokes on you, mo'fo. I reread the book. And it is still good as hell. YOU may have had terrible taste in books, but I was a smart child! Unfortunately, that means I am a dumb adult.
10:14
Wait...Wait...
P-PM...
Check ur Tumbler username again
I hated Fontain for a lot of reasons, but one of them was the lack of Poirot AND Tintin. Terrible, 5/10.
15:54 jokes on you I don’t like chocolate milk because I deeply despise anything with any bitter note at all, or deep richness of the chocolate variety as I also dislike chocolate cake and coffee even when sweetened
23:09 Cold does not means it has icicles in it what do you mean it hurts your teeth?
Imagine if women could take of there pregnancys and either refrigerate them or give their pregnancys to others.
5:27 I play LOR and lemme tell you, that voice type is either very common or my ears/headphones suck.
Can someone tell me i'm valid and strong enough to pull myself together lol, I need it today, payment of hugz or boopz, whatever you prefer
It's pronounced like yiff
Wait I just realized the first one to pull off the trans parry was Bridget (brisket birdget bidet), which is extra ironic because they’re an actual fighting game character, but does that mean goldlweis is now trans?
16:17 this clearly isn’t a comprehensive list based on the fact that a LOT of SJM (yes she’s awful, she is not a good writer, she’s just one of Those YA Authors So Many People Read) books don’t fit. 8 of her books don’t fit (The Assassin’s Blade, Crown of Midnight, Heir of Fire, Empire of Storms, Tower of Dawn, A Court of Thorns and Roses, A Court of Mist and Fury, A Court of Wings And Ruin) despite being VIOLENTLY YA. I mean just look at the title structure for the last 3
(note - I omitted her more recent works, so any following from ACOWAR and the Crescent City books, because they’re not YA, but iirc they don’t fit either despite the fact they’re YA for people who are 21 and have questionable taste in both men and books, but that means they’re not ACTUALLY YA. they’re just YA for adults which is “new adult” or “horny adults can’t give up their shitty YA fantasy books”) (also yes, i am calling myself out here as well)