God calls Satan: I LIKE YOUR IDEA! BUT also....make it explode in a violent explosion when it dies!!!!!!! AND THEN IT REVIVES!!!!! Angel: WHAT?! Satan: YES!! DO IT!!!!! Demon: YEA HELL YES !!!!! Angel: ..... I'm actually ok with this
God creating Gordon Ramsay God: take one of those humans we made. Angel: okay. God: now have them be an amazing chef. Angel: good so far God: now make them have the temper of a Wolverine in traffic x the rage of a thousand suns. Angel:ugh... anything else God: make him really nice to kids
GoldenGate Productions God: OH, I know! The reason he’s angry is he HATES people being lazy or bad at food, and will rip them to SHREDS if they fail to meet his standards.
@@wolfiadarkangel You hate bugs? Then you gonna love the ones we got here. One is like a Bumblebee but slightly larger, louder and get right into your face, slowly. You first hear it coming, next thing you know it's hovering in front of your face.
[God creating ravens] G:see that bird? Make it all black A: okay G: make it smarter than others A: ooo G: Make it Rip out peoples eyes sometimes A: OH MY-
(God making cheetahs) God: Ok so take a cat... Angel: Got that. God: make it big! angel: I don’t like where this is going… God: give it pretty spots! Angel: not as bad as I tho- God: *make it speed*
God making me: God - Take a human. Angel - Ok? God - Give him a _slightly_ higher intellect. Angel - Umm... why? God - Now give him narcissism and make him feel worthless at the same time. Angel - ...what. God - Now make him watch us creating things almost daily. Angel - WHAT NO OUR PRIVACY
By the logic of evolution, horses being herbivores males it so the horn would only be used as deer's horns, to intimidate and find a partner, while the giraffe got the neck because in the habitat they habited there were tall trees, making them evolve with long necks and legs, I know it's a joke btw
God making dogs G: Get a wolf. A: Here it comes... G: Make it less evil. A: Oh, this ain't bad actually! G: Make humans enslave them. A: There it is. G: And make it eat it's own throw up. A: *_Son of a BIT-_*
G: Give it the tendency to bury it's face in the colon of any and all living creatures! A: ...u-uh... S-sir?! Why d- G: DON'T QUESTION ME OR MY METHODS!!
[god making axolotls] g: so take a lizard. a: ok nothing off so far. g: give them six little antenna's on the side of their head. a: here we go.... g: and make them live only in water and their see through as babies. a: oh, this is an interesting mix i guess.
G: And make them really easy to clog. Like, if it eats something that should be harmless, like a large crumb, it will die. A: WHY? G: Cause why not!! A: *screams*
God creating honey badgers God: So you know skunks right? Angel: Yeah? God: Now make it so it has beef with everything that has a heartbeat. Angel: What? God: Did I stutter?
A: Sir you forgot something! G: What is it? A: The sea bunnies dont have any way to breathe! G: Oh for the love of- Y'know what. Just give em butt lungs.
**God making the mantis shrimp** God: So you know that one show where the guy beats everyone with one punch? Angel: Yeah? G: That but a shrimp. A: W-what? G: *ONE PUNCH SHRIMP* G: Also give them sextuple vision and a different type that instead of punching has sword hands. A: How will any of that work G: If you question me one more time I will cut your pay A: Sir you don’t pay me, also money doesn’t exist yet
I love how the order kinda tells a story through the sound of their voices, with God getting progressively higher and the angel getting progressively drunker.
God creating anteaters: God: take this bear and make it small Angel: Ok God: then make its face really long Angel: Ok? God: and then give it claws that can kill jaguars Angel: *distant screeching*
[God creates OCs] God: Okay, give the people the power of art. Angel: Okay, that sounds great. God: Now, give them the power of life within their art. Angel: What? You do realize we can't stop them of what or who they create. God: Exactly. Angel: Why would you still allow them? God: Cause at this point, they will hate reality.
God making anglerfish: "Hey remember that glowstick I made?" "Yea-" "Shove it in a fishes brain" "Anthing *ELSE....?"* "aha.... AHHAA.... AND 1000000 TEETH IN IT AND MAKE IT A LIVING NIGHTMARE" "Whispers: *smh* your the real living nightmare"
God making geckos: G: alright remember the lizards A: yeah... G: put tiny pieces of Velcro on their feet A: that makes no sense G: oh and also get rid of their eyelids A: that makes even less sense G: but make them lick their eyes to clean them. Trust me it’ll be adorable A: oh wow. That is adorable. What was the point of making them have Velcro toes tho G: so they can do the eye thing upside down A: ...
God making sloths: God: take a monkey. Angel: alright. God: make it have a cute round face. Angel: okay cute… God: give it lots of fur. Angel: Sounds like the cutest one yet! God: *Make it so lazy it grows algae on its fur and has murder claws* Angel: of course…
(God making sea urchin) G: so you remember hedgehogs? A:**looong sigh** yes G: how about we make a underwater one? A: and it doesnt have legs and the only way of Them to move is the waves? G: i see you now understand me c:
God makes teddy bears: G: Take a bear A: ok G: make it small and lovable A: aw, finally something cute and normal G: now take out its organs and replace it with fluff. A: *dials therapist* Send help
God creating Florida: God: Okay, we need a new state for the U.S. Angel: *Sigh* God: Make it have lots of sunshine. Angel: Got it. God: BEAUTIFUL beaches. Angel: Oh, wow. God: And a really fun amusement park. Angel: This seems kind of ni- God: Now make it humid and rain all the time, but when it's not raining, it is a giant oven. Angel: BUT WHY- God: And everyone from there is crazy. Angel: *Inhale*
(Making allergies) God: remember the humans Angel: yeah God: Ok so select a few of them... Angel: ok so far so good God: and make it so that whenever they touch random things or eat random foods they suffocate and die! :) Angel: God: WHATCHA WAITING FOR GO
God: Okay, take a human." Angel: "Okay . . seems normal so far." God: "Now, name him . . Markus Persson, but he'll be known as Notch" Angel: "A little weird, but okay." God: "Now . . have him make a game called . . Minecraft, and everyone LOVES it." Angel: "Wh- . . how is a VIDEO GAME gonna impact anything?!" God: "You'll see . . !"
Make everyone hate it for like, 5 years. Why? Then everyone loves it so much that they tell 9 year olds who play another game which I'll call Fortnite to kill themselves. *screaming*
[GOD CREATING UA-cam] G: Okay, I’m bored with animals now. A: Whew. It was getting to be too much. G: I want to make something for the humans. A: Okay....? G: So they should be able to watch lots of videos on this... website I could call it. A: Normal so far G: Lots of different types of videos. And let them upload their own, too. A: Sounds quite fun- G: And make this be the reason why they do illegal things, poison themselves with laundry pods, and make idiots famous. A: WHAT THE-
@@behemoth6940 I can't be sure if you're talking about my joke or the first reply but either way swearing isn't something that can ruin a joke. Unless it's too excessive.
[God with the meteor] G: Hey Bartleby? B: Yes God? G: Remember those dinosaurs? B: Yeah! They’re so cool! G: I want you to make them *meatier* B: *Meteor* ? G: *Meatier* . B: *Meteor* ! G: *screams internally MEATIER* ! B: *METEOR* ! *runs off to send a meteor, laughing*
God creating dogs: G: what do you have there? A: oh its a cute furry animal that barks G: there cute, put them on earth A: but the dinosa- G: *NUKE EM*
*On a peaceful evening, God sits on his cloudy throne with solace. Ever since Bartleby and Owen left to create for themselves on Earth, he's felt a little lonely, not to mention bored. With tears in his eyes, he looked at a little photograph on a small table containing himself and his two traumatized Angels, with Bartleby nervously waving to the camera with his eyes closed and Owen sneering next to him as God holds them close. He sighs and asks himself, "What if I just hire another guy?" But he trashes that idea, feeling a little too out of it to find another apprentice. Suddenly, he decides to just create a little sandbox to screw around in. Perhaps he could even call it a "sister project," or something like that. Just as he's about to make said side project, he trips over a little bump in the clouds and falls on his face. Luckily, the clouds are so soft that his celestial face is completely unharmed, but he's still a little annoyed, uttering a mumbly "Me dammit."* *He gets up, unnecessarily rubbing his uninjured forehead, and he notices the bump is actually a slender and scaly thing.* "What the frick," *God asks, reaching out to the scaly thing. Suddenly, a huge snake springs from the clouds, horribly hissing,* "HOWDY MATE!!" *It's the Serpent! Err, wait, or is it Lucifer in his snake form? Eeehh, it's too confusing.* "Um... Hi," *God asks, a little confused,* "what the heck are you doing here? And how can you talk? I didn't give you the ability to speak! Err, well, *Owen* didn't give you talking abilities, I mean." "Well, why not," *the Serpent replies,* "I mean, I've been bored outta my fuckin' melon ever since I messed with that hot, naked chick way back then. What was her name again, Eva?" *Although God is a little annoyed with the Serpent, he kinda likes the cut of his moxy.* "I like the cut of your moxy, Serpent," *God said. See? I told you. You probably thought I was lying.* "I don't have any assistants or Angels to pitch ideas with at the moment, so I'm thinking, how about you and I create some stuff in the meantime?" "Uuuuhhh, I would, but, uh, I dunno how t'do dat," *the Serpent laments. God shrugs and snaps his fingers, and a strange, inexplicable, "powerful" feeling surges up the Serpent's spine.* "HOLY CRAPABBLES," *the Serpent exclaims,* "THAT WAS AWESOME!" "You ready to create some stuff now," *God asks, smirking with a raised eyebrow. The Serpent gives a humble salute and pulls out a pen and paper.*
*God inventing farts* God: "what if they randomly made really foul odors for no reason sometimes?" Angel: "couldn't they hold it in?" God: "ooh yeah but make that painful"
God making coranavirus God: remember the cold virus Angel:yes God:make it deadlier Angel:ok God:make it look like a blob with long bristles Angel:what is wrong with you
God making gays G:let’s make them like the same gender as themselves A:why? G: because I said and make the people that believe in me hate them A:you are so messed up
Darkkittenxox God making bisexuals G:okay lets take half of a gay.. A:why? G: because i said and taje half of a straight and smoosh them together so they lime both guys and girls and well hate them to! A: why the hell are you like thos
God making Stan Lee God: Give this guy a happy life Angel: That's nice G: Give this guy a nice long life A: m'kay G: Now make this guy really good at making universes A:m'kay G: Perfection A: Hey is it ok if Bob Ross helps with the coloring? G: yeah I like that guy..
@@literallyglados dude, I really, don't care, I made this for fun, and because I was mourning, the fact that you want to start a fight about that says a lot about you.
That ending was perhaps the most beautiful thing I had seen through this. *Problem was a certain album was right around the corner and made me realize how God didn't think it through a little longer*
god making crickets: G: take a small bug A: got it G: make it loud as fu- A: *No.* G: *Y E S.* G: also make it jump like a crackhead with weird ass legs
God making grasshoppers: G: take a cricket. A: where is this going G: make it less loud A: okay, this is finally normal. G: give it extremely long legs A: wat G: give it the ability to hop A: _excuse me_ G: make it associated with music A: _oh god no_
[God Creating Ball Pythons] God: Take a danger noodle Angel: Here we go again.. God: Make it be able to curl in a ball when scared Angel: Okay.. let me guess, next is poison? God: *NO, Make it adorable* Angel: Oh.. I like where this is going. God: Make humans love it and it is very friendly. Angel: Whats next God: Thats it. Angel: *YES!!!!*
God making Mexican Black Kingsnake: GOD: take the danger noodles... ANGEL: *sweating* and? GOD: and make them smaller than the pythons we made yesterday ANGEL: okay, got it...? GOD: Make them black. Entirely black. The humans will keep them as pets too! ANGEL: how can the humans find them if they're entirely black? GOD: they shine like rainbows!! ANGEL: ....ok what's the catch? GOD: nothing. They just bite if they're scared or hungry. ANGEL: ... GOD: what? ANGEL: .....Y E S!
@@kitkatbreaker1270 G: WHAT THE F*CK, SATAN!?!? I TOLD YOU TO BE REASONABLE WITH THE HELL YEAR!!!! **sigh** I’ll take the carrot out of office to make sure the world doesn’t burn since he CLEARLY doesn’t care about the DEADLY VIRUS YOU MADE!!!!
@@foxytoxy8719 no they actually look like a normal grey fish. It is actually the pressure that makes them look like that, and the famous blobfish is getting killed by the pressure.
God making pigeons: G: Remember ducks? A: mhmm G: Make it live in a concrete jungle. A: ok..... G: make it annoying as shit A: Most normal thing you’ve ever ma- G:I AM NOT DONE YET G: Make them so bitter sweet they’ll send love notes in the mid ages, but then have them shit EVERYWHERE A: there it is
Im sorry but b4 i had even watched this video for the first time Snakes=danger noodle Raccoon=trash panda Penguin=tuxedo birds And now after watching Panda=cow bear Did i f#cking stutter take it a cow and make it a bear
God making a dragon: G: see those lizards A: yeah? G: make them really big A: listen I think you need he- G : SHUT UP! now give it wings, A: and have it breathe fire? G: Genius!! A: (whistling untitled by simple plan)
God making Godzilla: G:“Ok I liked the idea of dinosaurs” A:”Cool” G:”but make it B I G G E R” A:”isn’t that biologically impossible!?” G:”AND MAKE IT SHOOT FIRE FROM ITS MOUTH!”
God creating War G: hmmm A: what's up god? G: I'm worried that the humans will get bored eventually, so I think im gonna create an activity for them.... just need to find out what... ooo I know, you know those countries and nations I created. A: Yeah? G: Every century or so make everyone play a game where they harm eachother with weapons that gradually get more sophisticated and dangerous as time continues A: Huh? NO ONES GONNA WANT TO PLAY THAT GAME IF IT COULD RESULT IN THE EXTINCTION OF THE ENTIRE SPECIES G: That's a good point angel, I should fix that A: wait no don- G: AHA GOT IT, everytime the game is about to start, put the humans in a position where if they don't play they could lose everything anyway. A: You know considering you created jesus with the soul purpose of saving the humans sins you seem to hate them alot ;-;
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FYI welcome to the beginning of the end of days
Where's the God fanfic comment?
Satan creating Phoenixes:
Satan: You know those hawks god created last week?
Demon: Yeah?
Satan: Set it on fire.
God calls Satan: I LIKE YOUR IDEA! BUT also....make it explode in a violent explosion when it dies!!!!!!! AND THEN IT REVIVES!!!!!
Angel: WHAT?!
Satan: YES!! DO IT!!!!!
Demon: YEA HELL YES !!!!!
Angel: ..... I'm actually ok with this
I love this 😂
*Satan
It's Satan
Satin is a fabric
God creating Gordon Ramsay
God: take one of those humans we made.
Angel: okay.
God: now have them be an amazing chef.
Angel: good so far
God: now make them have the temper of a Wolverine in traffic x the rage of a thousand suns.
Angel:ugh... anything else
God: make him really nice to kids
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God: OH, I know! The reason he’s angry is he HATES people being lazy or bad at food, and will rip them to SHREDS if they fail to meet his standards.
Lord Felidae
Angel:... WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!?
No one remove this number!!!
They took the sacred number away😭💔😭
Darkener Plays what 69
And make him never finding the lamb sauce
Angel attempts to say f word
Demons: *Carefully, he's a hero*
Sasuke why...why are you-? never mind
69 likes. Nice.
@@NoMic_UA-cam it's up to 420 now. You're welcome.
No you are
God: Take a stick
Angel: Yes...
God: *_G I V E I T L E G S_*
get stick bugged
I get what it means just legs and I hate it..
@@wolfiadarkangel You hate bugs? Then you gonna love the ones we got here. One is like a Bumblebee but slightly larger, louder and get right into your face, slowly. You first hear it coming, next thing you know it's hovering in front of your face.
@@sigisoltau6073 they mean the stick bug meme ( *i think* )
get stick bugged lol
God: Okay, take a slug.
Angel: Alright.
God: *Put a rock on it's back.*
A: why would you-
G: also the rock is hollow and it lives in the rock
@@genericyoutubecommenter589 lol
@extrez lol
"and make sure it sounds like a cat in a tv show about a sponge"
@@imerisnoteris s:no
"I'm starting to see why Lucifer left"
Me: hold up
Same 😂
**Le sigh**
Lol
I read this as soon as I heard it in the video
That means...
[God creating ravens]
G:see that bird? Make it all black
A: okay
G: make it smarter than others
A: ooo
G: Make it Rip out peoples eyes sometimes
A: OH MY-
wait what happened to God's Therapist what happened oh no that's why it got worse
No wonder Ravenclaws are smart
Also make it collect shiney things :3
also make it live like... centuries
HOW DID YOU KNOW
(God when he creates giraffes)
God: hey you know that brontosaurus?
Angel: yeah?
God: make a horse version.
Angel: what
I got it
G:remember the brontosaurus
A:Yeah what about it?
G:make it a horse
A:the fuck
G:now throw the 80s on it
A:What the hell are the 80s
(God making cheetahs)
God: Ok so take a cat...
Angel: Got that.
God: make it big!
angel: I don’t like where this is going…
God: give it pretty spots!
Angel: not as bad as I tho-
God: *make it speed*
MAKE. IT .SPEED!!!! (Edit) wow... my reply got highlighted... cool!
So big boy spotted Lightning McQueen cats?
suicune boy 15 exactly
@@slug4301 and lemme guess... it's aggressive and carnivorous?
suicune boy 15, yes, but its nice to baby speed bois
God making me:
God - Take a human.
Angel - Ok?
God - Give him a _slightly_ higher intellect.
Angel - Umm... why?
God - Now give him narcissism and make him feel worthless at the same time.
Angel - ...what.
God - Now make him watch us creating things almost daily.
Angel - WHAT NO OUR PRIVACY
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This is still- still me
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This comment made me realize that I've been watching for 34 minutes, without commenting the length of the video
@@viljar_5339 lol
Perlex RESPECT
That probably means this creator isn't making much money from this, y'know?
😂
I love that God sounds like he has a drinking problem and just made things out of boredom
I’ve always found it funny that a horse with a horn doesn’t exist, but a Big yellow horse with brown spots, a blue tongue, and a crazy neck does.
By the logic of evolution, horses being herbivores males it so the horn would only be used as deer's horns, to intimidate and find a partner, while the giraffe got the neck because in the habitat they habited there were tall trees, making them evolve with long necks and legs, I know it's a joke btw
@@joseluisborreroaledo7283 bro shut up you ruined the joke
@@kronazmusic5497 he knows that it's a joke, why are you being aggressive
@@LeivenFrestea he ruined the joke by explaining it
@@kronazmusic5497 yeah but there's no need to be aggressive bro
"Remember the tuxedo birds?"
"Oh great..."
"HAVE THEM RULE THE LAND!"
I agree
@Wesley Maxfield because I am everywhere
@@Momo_Kawashima ah yes, the Short Tempered Gunner of the Pz.38(t)/Hetzer that cant aim for shit
@@Kurukurumii SHUT UP
@@Momo_Kawashima n a h M o m o - c h a n
@@Kurukurumii DON'T CALL ME MOMO-CHAN
God making dogs
G: Get a wolf.
A: Here it comes...
G: Make it less evil.
A: Oh, this ain't bad actually!
G: Make humans enslave them.
A: There it is.
G: And make it eat it's own throw up.
A: *_Son of a BIT-_*
A bitch is a female dog...
IRONY
And it’s poop and literally everything’s poop
G: Give it the tendency to bury it's face in the colon of any and all living creatures!
A: ...u-uh... S-sir?! Why d-
G: DON'T QUESTION ME OR MY METHODS!!
that was my dog (before the great flea infestation when we had to give her away we also live in an apartment so we don't have a back yard)
@@calmandcollecting9841 it also means pregnant female dog
[god making axolotls]
g: so take a lizard.
a: ok nothing off so far.
g: give them six little antenna's on the side of their head.
a: here we go....
g: and make them live only in water and their see through as babies.
a: oh, this is an interesting mix i guess.
G: now give them Deadpool level regeneration!
A: how am I suppos-
G: This way they can eat their own limbs!!!
"I'm starting to see why Lucifer left now" is my favorite line in any vid ever
StarStrike Arts YES I LOVED THAT TOO
9:02
@watermelon• •tree
thank you so dang much
Lol
@@_pyxeled np
God creating ferrets:
God: Take a cat and a snake
Angel: Okay
God: Combine them
Angel: Alright
God: AND MAKE THEM STEAL STUFF
Angel: WHY
yayos It should be
God: Take a cat and a death noodle
Make them walcc
G: And make them really easy to clog. Like, if it eats something that should be harmless, like a large crumb, it will die.
A: WHY?
G: Cause why not!!
A: *screams*
God: AND MAKE THEM SUPER FUCKING VICIOUS!
Angel: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!?
And Walcc
God making Australia:
God: So take a big island...
Angel: okay, pretty nor-
God: now set it on fire
Angel: WHAT THE FU-
Ooof 🤭
* Australians join chat *
I heard that, you wanker!
God bless the land
💀💀
Well this was a good one cuz it happened apparently
Oh GO-
God creating honey badgers
God: So you know skunks right?
Angel: Yeah?
God: Now make it so it has beef with everything that has a heartbeat.
Angel: What?
God: Did I stutter?
I think you mean “make it animal doom slayer except instead of killing demons it IS THE DEMON A.”
A: Sir you forgot something!
G: What is it?
A: The sea bunnies dont have any way to breathe!
G: Oh for the love of- Y'know what. Just give em butt lungs.
LMAOO I WAS DYING FROM THIS THOO
Wait what animal is this
@@andistansbury4366 sea bunnies
God: "I learned my lesson after Danger Noodle Land."
Narrator: "Little did the intern know, he had *not* learned his lesson."
It all started with a lil kitten
And it grew into a mighty lion, proud and strong, yet warm and gentle.
We're almost there:
Kitten on a stair
Lime and a pear
Lipstick on a pear
Wizard at a fair
God and his lair
@@ClamS3N SQUIDWARD ON A CHAIR!
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**God making the mantis shrimp**
God: So you know that one show where the guy beats everyone with one punch?
Angel: Yeah?
G: That but a shrimp.
A: W-what?
G: *ONE PUNCH SHRIMP*
G: Also give them sextuple vision and a different type that instead of punching has sword hands.
A: How will any of that work
G: If you question me one more time I will cut your pay
A: Sir you don’t pay me, also money doesn’t exist yet
(God creating armadillos)
G: Tactical assault possums
A: What
G: *I SAID TACTICAL ASSAULT POSSUMS*
And give leprosy to those who eat it
lol
@@Goldenrod6901
I am offended, raptor draws
I like the new nickname
@@toothpasteeater4145 So maybe don't get eaten? It's a pretty simple solution, and works for both sides, you silly tactical assault possum!
I love how the order kinda tells a story through the sound of their voices, with God getting progressively higher and the angel getting progressively drunker.
OG angel quits, and drunken god gets a new one to do this.
@BringbackKotorDisney And so the cycle begins anew.
"Why the blades?"
"Cats have claws already, and their kids should too."
God creating anteaters:
God: take this bear and make it small
Angel: Ok
God: then make its face really long
Angel: Ok?
God: and then give it claws that can kill jaguars
Angel: *distant screeching*
[God creates OCs]
God: Okay, give the people the power of art.
Angel: Okay, that sounds great.
God: Now, give them the power of life within their art.
Angel: What? You do realize we can't stop them of what or who they create.
God: Exactly.
Angel: Why would you still allow them?
God: Cause at this point, they will hate reality.
God: and make some be super overpowered
Angel: God, You do realize what you are crea-
God: Did I Stutter?
In my country ocs means Omul cu Șobolani,basicly a man with rats
What's an OC?
Original character. A character you created
God making anglerfish:
"Hey remember that glowstick I made?"
"Yea-"
"Shove it in a fishes brain"
"Anthing *ELSE....?"*
"aha.... AHHAA.... AND 1000000 TEETH IN IT AND MAKE IT A LIVING NIGHTMARE"
"Whispers: *smh* your the real living nightmare"
And make it big. Like the size of a car. Yeah..
@@tylerschenk4043 most of them are like. The size of a soccer ball
Hahaha
@Kyran Short It's a summer job.
“Anything else?”
“Make the males attach themselves to the females and die of starvation because they can’t do anything.”
“You sick fu-“
God making geckos:
G: alright remember the lizards
A: yeah...
G: put tiny pieces of Velcro on their feet
A: that makes no sense
G: oh and also get rid of their eyelids
A: that makes even less sense
G: but make them lick their eyes to clean them. Trust me it’ll be adorable
A: oh wow. That is adorable. What was the point of making them have Velcro toes tho
G: so they can do the eye thing upside down
A: ...
"Bartleby!? Can you convince a ferret to fsck a possum?!"
I'm so happy I was already on the toilet when my phone shouted this one out...
A: I see why Lucifer left-
G: WHAT WAS THAT-
A: NOTHING
TheGame Playz I agree with Lucifer’s decision
Ghost Lavender same
Lol
XD
WHAT WAS THAT?
God creating Dragon’s Blood tree:
G: take a tree
A: ok.
G: Put it in Africa.
A: Anything else?
G: Make it bleed.
A: WHY?
G: Give me your entire stock.
CAUSE I SAID SO
I love how Satan treats his intern better than God does lol
I left fot a reason buddy
Nate Harris Assuming they switched roles there 😂
That why hes better
DemonicWeeb AMV ikr
Trigger warning kankri
God making sloths:
God: take a monkey.
Angel: alright.
God: make it have a cute round face.
Angel: okay cute…
God: give it lots of fur.
Angel: Sounds like the cutest one yet!
God: *Make it so lazy it grows algae on its fur and has murder claws*
Angel: of course…
[God making armadillos]
God: Tactical Assault Possums
Owen: What-
God: *DID I STUTTER?*
Owen: (sigh) fine Sir.
Amazing
@@YeOWest xD
@Isaac Garcia y e s
@@D3F. I’m an agel
Angel
[God creates chupacabra]
G: Vampire wolves.
A: say what again-
G: *VAMPIRE WOLVES!*
PunLivesMatter ÒwÓ God: And make it target sheeps!
A: What else, do you want his eyes to glow?
G: Oh great idea
A: Damnit
G: Also, make it so no one believes in it
Hunterowl17 5 God: And make sure anyone who can see them are considered crazy.
Khanh Nguyen Angel: you son of a bit-
G: Now let's make a plesiosaur that lives in a tiny loch!
*”HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR BROTHER?”*
“Sup.”
Lucifer- chill af
(God making sea urchin)
G: so you remember hedgehogs?
A:**looong sigh** yes
G: how about we make a underwater one?
A: and it doesnt have legs and the only way of Them to move is the waves?
G: i see you now understand me c:
God makes teddy bears:
G: Take a bear
A: ok
G: make it small and lovable
A: aw, finally something cute and normal
G: now take out its organs and replace it with fluff.
A: *dials therapist* Send help
Proto Playz but didn’t humans create the teddy beer
GAGAGA lmao
LOL!!!! LMAOOOOO
@@Angel-zz6it Who do you think gave Humans the idea?
MaxZaps Gaming idk
God creating Florida:
God: Okay, we need a new state for the U.S.
Angel: *Sigh*
God: Make it have lots of sunshine.
Angel: Got it.
God: BEAUTIFUL beaches.
Angel: Oh, wow.
God: And a really fun amusement park.
Angel: This seems kind of ni-
God: Now make it humid and rain all the time, but when it's not raining, it is a giant oven.
Angel: BUT WHY-
God: And everyone from there is crazy.
Angel: *Inhale*
As being someone from Florida, this is so accurate that it hurts.
Hannah Brown Yeah it is pretty accurate
This....is so accurate...so true
Now I know why Flamingo is like that
When u say crazy u mean all of the serial killers right
(Making allergies)
God: remember the humans
Angel: yeah
God: Ok so select a few of them...
Angel: ok so far so good
God: and make it so that whenever they touch random things or eat random foods they suffocate and die! :)
Angel:
God: WHATCHA WAITING FOR GO
*Angel Left The Game*
*Angel Left The Chat*
Me when I touch dogs or cats
Animals can have allergies. For example: my dog is allergic to human dander.
@@ghostnebula8805 ok
9:23
Easily the best one.
The way he says “A-And you know…pine cones?” Fuckin killed me XD
God: Okay, take a human."
Angel: "Okay . . seems normal so far."
God: "Now, name him . . Markus Persson, but he'll be known as Notch"
Angel: "A little weird, but okay."
God: "Now . . have him make a game called . . Minecraft, and everyone LOVES it."
Angel: "Wh- . . how is a VIDEO GAME gonna impact anything?!"
God: "You'll see . . !"
Make everyone hate it for like, 5 years.
Why?
Then everyone loves it so much that they tell 9 year olds who play another game which I'll call Fortnite to kill themselves.
*screaming*
G: oh and make the creator racist!
@@Hanarchy23 ?
Ford F-150 bad take
@@Hanarchy23 please...dont make me uninstall minecraft from my phone, please, dont tell me nothing is racist. No..dont ruin my childhood for me.
[GOD CREATING UA-cam]
G: Okay, I’m bored with animals now.
A: Whew. It was getting to be too much.
G: I want to make something for the humans.
A: Okay....?
G: So they should be able to watch lots of videos on this... website I could call it.
A: Normal so far
G: Lots of different types of videos. And let them upload their own, too.
A: Sounds quite fun-
G: And make this be the reason why they do illegal things, poison themselves with laundry pods, and make idiots famous.
A: WHAT THE-
Underated comment 😂😂
ꨄ Katie Sakura ꨄ
G: and make them make videos of these conversations we are having
A: how the fuck
@@Wildcard-Jack-47 Bootiful
G:and take most of ther money
G: and make humans dumber to make it more fun to watch!
A: well ok...........
Axolotl:
“Make a salamander that never grows up.”
-...Ok...
“In Mexico.”
-???
Oh my goodness, I'm a Christian, and I find this hilarious. Maybe it's your delivery, but I can't stop chuckling or even laughing at some of these!
God creating fireflies:
God: So you know flies?
Angel: Yeah...
God: Put a light bulb on it's ass.
Angel: what
God: *FLYING LIGHTBULB*
God : And also make it dangerous to eat!
Angel : what the fuck
God: Also make sure they have imposters that eat each other.
@@behemoth6940 that's your opinion.
@@behemoth6940 I can't be sure if you're talking about my joke or the first reply but either way swearing isn't something that can ruin a joke. Unless it's too excessive.
@@behemoth6940 swearing doesn't ruin the joke but it makes it even MORE funny bc Angels and God don't swear (if you believe in them)
[God with the meteor]
G: Hey Bartleby?
B: Yes God?
G: Remember those dinosaurs?
B: Yeah! They’re so cool!
G: I want you to make them *meatier*
B: *Meteor* ?
G: *Meatier* .
B: *Meteor* !
G: *screams internally MEATIER* !
B: *METEOR* ! *runs off to send a meteor, laughing*
G: *METIER*
B: Done
G: YOU DUMBASS
God creating slugs:
“Hey... you know snot?”
“Yeah?”
“I want that to be an animal.”
“What the fu-“
LMAO
The slimes from Minecraft are just evolved slugs
My home is infested with slugs so this is accurate
LMAO 😂😂😂😂
God creating snails:
“So, remember those snot animals we made?”
“Yeah?”
“Put a shell on it”
“I learned my lesson after danger noodle land.”
No sir, no you did not.
A 59 min video of God creates without ads
Carefully, he's a hero
ps. now it has ads ╥﹏╥
Because that's what heroes do
not all heros wear capes
Don't drop him
and downloadable boii now we got the real god
@@skribblet. i subbed and turned bell
"I start to understand why Lucifer left" xD
Now i think hell is better than heaven. *sigh*
Hell is always better *>:3*
Well of course! My father if better than God
The memory ending... I'm not crying, you are!
FALSEHOOD
@@devlinstone7545 sander sides?
I'm crying sooooo hard. I tried to control it until ... owen said bastard that was the I broke down
Yes, indeed I am.
17:22
Way too nostalgic.
Very good memories😆😄😆
God creating dogs:
G: what do you have there?
A: oh its a cute furry animal that barks
G: there cute, put them on earth
A: but the dinosa-
G: *NUKE EM*
I love this
@@felixsunfinishedstarbucks3455 agreed lol
but your pfp...
I see u read aog on WEBTOON
NUKE THE LIZARDS
God making murder hornets
God: Hey remember those wasps Satan made?
Angel: Oh no.
God: Make them bigger and orange.
Murder hornet is a made up term by idiots
TylerA it’s actually a made up term by people who saw them “murdering” bees, hence MURDER hornet
G: Also make them murder bees :)
A: *I fucking k n e w it would get worse..*
Satan: Finally you respect me
Angel: what's the name..?
God: Japense giant hornet
Angel: WHAT DID THE JAPENSE DO?
God: dO nOT QUEstIoN mE!1!1!!!11
"tuxedo birds" reminds me of "business goose" which is the literal chinese translation of penguin
I am Chinese and I can confirm this to be very true
Today I am going to make a name for myself honk
*On a peaceful evening, God sits on his cloudy throne with solace. Ever since Bartleby and Owen left to create for themselves on Earth, he's felt a little lonely, not to mention bored. With tears in his eyes, he looked at a little photograph on a small table containing himself and his two traumatized Angels, with Bartleby nervously waving to the camera with his eyes closed and Owen sneering next to him as God holds them close. He sighs and asks himself, "What if I just hire another guy?" But he trashes that idea, feeling a little too out of it to find another apprentice. Suddenly, he decides to just create a little sandbox to screw around in. Perhaps he could even call it a "sister project," or something like that. Just as he's about to make said side project, he trips over a little bump in the clouds and falls on his face. Luckily, the clouds are so soft that his celestial face is completely unharmed, but he's still a little annoyed, uttering a mumbly "Me dammit."*
*He gets up, unnecessarily rubbing his uninjured forehead, and he notices the bump is actually a slender and scaly thing.* "What the frick," *God asks, reaching out to the scaly thing. Suddenly, a huge snake springs from the clouds, horribly hissing,* "HOWDY MATE!!" *It's the Serpent! Err, wait, or is it Lucifer in his snake form? Eeehh, it's too confusing.* "Um... Hi," *God asks, a little confused,* "what the heck are you doing here? And how can you talk? I didn't give you the ability to speak! Err, well, *Owen* didn't give you talking abilities, I mean." "Well, why not," *the Serpent replies,* "I mean, I've been bored outta my fuckin' melon ever since I messed with that hot, naked chick way back then. What was her name again, Eva?"
*Although God is a little annoyed with the Serpent, he kinda likes the cut of his moxy.* "I like the cut of your moxy, Serpent," *God said. See? I told you. You probably thought I was lying.* "I don't have any assistants or Angels to pitch ideas with at the moment, so I'm thinking, how about you and I create some stuff in the meantime?" "Uuuuhhh, I would, but, uh, I dunno how t'do dat," *the Serpent laments. God shrugs and snaps his fingers, and a strange, inexplicable, "powerful" feeling surges up the Serpent's spine.* "HOLY CRAPABBLES," *the Serpent exclaims,* "THAT WAS AWESOME!" "You ready to create some stuff now," *God asks, smirking with a raised eyebrow. The Serpent gives a humble salute and pulls out a pen and paper.*
Favorite line
Angel: im starting to see why Lucifer left..
Mine is ' bigger then a real set of badonkers '
I agree
I feel like this is actually what God was like when he made earth. It just makes more sense
Tuxedo birds
And the mother nature in a bikini sounds like him if this is true
*God inventing farts*
God: "what if they randomly made really foul odors for no reason sometimes?"
Angel: "couldn't they hold it in?"
God: "ooh yeah but make that painful"
"god has a plan"
NO THE FRICK HE DOES NOT.
God creating germs and viruses:
G: *lip shmacc* mini death bugs
A: wha-
G: *MINI. DEATH. BUGS.*
A: o-ok...
TUXEDO BIRDS VS. MINI DEATH BUGS
WHO WILL WIN?!
Why does it spell out Gaga... kinda like it tho
@69
Oh flip a pancake
God making coranavirus
God: remember the cold virus
Angel:yes
God:make it deadlier
Angel:ok
God:make it look like a blob with long bristles
Angel:what is wrong with you
I like how the angels are always complaining but still do it
God making gays
G:let’s make them like the same gender as themselves
A:why?
G: because I said and make the people that believe in me hate them
A:you are so messed up
What about us *Bisexuals?*
Darkkittenxox
God making bisexuals
G:okay lets take half of a gay..
A:why?
G: because i said and taje half of a straight and smoosh them together so they lime both guys and girls and well hate them to!
A: why the hell are you like thos
Perfect.
Darkkittenxox lol
@@clairebear9652 what about the pansexuals? :0
It sucks.....because...
I live in....
DANGER NOODLE LAND
I live in Drunk potato land. So many drunkards...
At least satan had mercy on you and didn’t put the lava there
GIMME ALL OF THEEMMMMM
O god be careful
Oof
God creating rattlesnakes:
G: So you you know Danger noddles.
A: Yeah.
G:Put a tiny maraca on its butt.
A: WHY?!?!
G: because I said so!
Its not his fault he's a noodle, he just wants to be a musician!
The reason should be that the noodle is Mexican
Is this offensive, if so in sorry XD
Ded😂😂😂😂😂
He's part of the Toxikal Musical Club!
That ending made me cry, God damn it
God making Stan Lee
God: Give this guy a happy life
Angel: That's nice
G: Give this guy a nice long life
A: m'kay
G: Now make this guy really good at making universes
A:m'kay
G: Perfection
A: Hey is it ok if Bob Ross helps with the coloring?
G: yeah I like that guy..
Incorrect, Owen is Stan Lee
@@literallyglados do you need me to get 110 people to prove your wrong?
@@aculeatus did you not see the comments for the last god creates things vid?
@@literallyglados dude, I really, don't care, I made this for fun, and because I was mourning, the fact that you want to start a fight about that says a lot about you.
Jessica Y God: them make him die in 2018
When he said
“And make them have a carrot for a president”
*I was eating carrots and got scared*
FBI: I’m sorry sir have you seen a carrot wearing a tuxedo recently?
Sean Lu
Oh yes I have over there
Hehehehehehehehehehe
PumpkinPatch 808 thank you sir, enjoy your day
Sean Lu CUT THEM OPEN, TURN THEM INTO A CARROT SO THEY CAN BECOME NEW PRESIDENT-
Satan: hey God can I make something?
God: sure, go right ahead
Satan: *makes wasps*
And that’s the story of why Satan was banished to hell
the day lucifer became a fallen angel
He also made hornets ;(
Kawaii ShortCake hornets are a type of wasp
No gooses
hornets are the asshole version of wasps as the wasp is the asshole version of bees
Needed to come back to these videos to bring back all the smiles
I can't believe it's been 4 years 😭
(God making narwals)
G: remember that unicorn?
A: oh god no--
G: make it a whale!
A: But-
G: Unicorn Whale!
G: and give it a really catchy song
A: God Da**it
@mineta-free Vibes “CAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME”
(Think that was the correct lyrics, I haven’t heard the song in a while)
G: and make its SMOLL
I will always remember the adventures of Owen, Bartleby, and God.
Lol bringbackowen
bARNABY
Avery BigMess 37:31 ITS YOU
and Lucifer and the demon, too!
That memory thing got me crying
Wtf i came here to laugh!
Good ending tho
Here here!
That was a good series, real good. Maybe even the best.
Yo
Same here, same here.
That ending was perhaps the most beautiful thing I had seen through this.
*Problem was a certain album was right around the corner and made me realize how God didn't think it through a little longer*
god making crickets:
G: take a small bug
A: got it
G: make it loud as fu-
A: *No.*
G: *Y E S.*
G: also make it jump like a crackhead with weird ass legs
God making grasshoppers:
G: take a cricket.
A: where is this going
G: make it less loud
A: okay, this is finally normal.
G: give it extremely long legs
A: wat
G: give it the ability to hop
A: _excuse me_
G: make it associated with music
A: _oh god no_
MAKE IT PLAY THE VIOLIN WITH IT'S KNEES
lol
Did you see mine its a lol
Lmfao
[God Creating Ball Pythons]
God: Take a danger noodle
Angel: Here we go again..
God: Make it be able to curl in a ball when scared
Angel: Okay.. let me guess, next is poison?
God: *NO, Make it adorable*
Angel: Oh.. I like where this is going.
God: Make humans love it and it is very friendly.
Angel: Whats next
God: Thats it.
Angel: *YES!!!!*
God making Mexican Black Kingsnake:
GOD: take the danger noodles...
ANGEL: *sweating* and?
GOD: and make them smaller than the pythons we made yesterday
ANGEL: okay, got it...?
GOD: Make them black. Entirely black. The humans will keep them as pets too!
ANGEL: how can the humans find them if they're entirely black?
GOD: they shine like rainbows!!
ANGEL: ....ok what's the catch?
GOD: nothing. They just bite if they're scared or hungry.
ANGEL: ...
GOD: what?
ANGEL: .....Y E S!
Oh my
God: wait I forgot one thing, then make it randomly kill one baby, one baby specifically
Angel: Fuuuuuuuck
I agree very much with both of these
Yes, I can relate. *looks at snek basking in his light*
yes
God creating 2020
G: Hey I'll be on holiday
A: Ok
G: So Devil will be in charge
A: Ok... WAIT WHAT!?
D: *YES YES YES!!!*
and then when god came back
D: desctruction! domination! yes yes yes
God:comes back
Devil:why do I here boss music?
Devil: ok let's get started! First off, deadly deisese called corona-virus. Ok?
A: WHAT NO
D: I'm. In. Charge.
A: oh shi- this is gonna be bad.
@@kitkatbreaker1270 G: WHAT THE F*CK, SATAN!?!? I TOLD YOU TO BE REASONABLE WITH THE HELL YEAR!!!! **sigh** I’ll take the carrot out of office to make sure the world doesn’t burn since he CLEARLY doesn’t care about the DEADLY VIRUS YOU MADE!!!!
@@GachaLifeGirl D: oh ya about that,he's not willing to leave office
[God Creating Cows]
G: Take a horse.
A: Okay.
G: Make it brown and white.
A: Uh okay-
G: And make it 2x bigger than a horse.
A: *WHAT THE HELL?!*
G; AND MAKE IT DELICIOUS!
That ending was surprisingly wholesome and heartfelt.
Agreed
@DJ UA-camr TMJ 57:00 here ya go!
@DJ UA-camr TMJ just skip to the ending tf?
It's been so long since i haven't rewatch this vid it's too good
👌
God making blobfish:
God: This piece of chewed up gum gives me an idea.
I dont wanna be that guy but at the depth they live they look like a normal fish
@@borgertime7279 a normal fish that's pink and has a humane face
@@foxytoxy8719 pretty much
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@@foxytoxy8719 no they actually look like a normal grey fish. It is actually the pressure that makes them look like that, and the famous blobfish is getting killed by the pressure.
God making pigeons:
G: Remember ducks?
A: mhmm
G: Make it live in a concrete jungle.
A: ok.....
G: make it annoying as shit
A: Most normal thing you’ve ever ma-
G:I AM NOT DONE YET
G: Make them so bitter sweet they’ll send love notes in the mid ages, but then have them shit EVERYWHERE
A: there it is
G: and make it shit on everything. And I mean EVERYTHING.
A: still the most normal thing you’ve made boss
Owen in background: WHY DO I NEVER GET GOOD THINGS
G: and give it some super sense where it can find anyone, anywhere, anytime
G: And make them actually pretty smart, but so annoying that people hate them regardless.
i love how the goofiest of videos always have the most moving endings
i am never going to stop thinking of snakes as danger noodles and penguins as tuxedo birds now lol
edit: yay thanks for likes
I will now only refer to penguins as tuxedo birds.
I love danger noodles
i want to like so badly but its 69 T-T
FFS
Snakes are adorable.
Im sorry but b4 i had even watched this video for the first time
Snakes=danger noodle
Raccoon=trash panda
Penguin=tuxedo birds
And now after watching
Panda=cow bear
Did i f#cking stutter take it a cow and make it a bear
God making a dragon:
G: see those lizards
A: yeah?
G: make them really big
A: listen I think you need he-
G : SHUT UP! now give it wings,
A: and have it breathe fire?
G: Genius!!
A: (whistling untitled by simple plan)
Hey man dragons are awesome
@KioPaws now it’s 96
@KioPaws nooo
"I'm starting to see why Lucifer left"
Best thing I've heard today.
Satan's done with god's crud
2:54 platypus not only lay eggs but produce milk. this also means they are a portable source of omelettes
God making tortoises:
G: Take a turtle
A: Ok?
G: Make it larger
A: Seems fine enough
G: And it cant breath underwater
A: Damn it..
Turtles can breath underwater either-
@@mrdrrobotoman lol
jorda
"& it has elephant feet. Make sure it's really shy"
bob the irelander turtles can’t breathe underwater, they’re reptiles.
Humans: “I believe in God!”
Angels: “We don't.”
I love how he literally went " *god* damn it"
Thank you for the information!
i feel this is the inspiration for Heaven’s design team.
I thought the same XD
Thanks for mentioning that. I still need to get back to it
God making Godzilla:
G:“Ok I liked the idea of dinosaurs”
A:”Cool”
G:”but make it B I G G E R”
A:”isn’t that biologically impossible!?”
G:”AND MAKE IT SHOOT FIRE FROM ITS MOUTH!”
MLGODZILLA420 *atomic death lasers
G: AND MAKE LiKE 4 MORE
Not being a choosing beggar here, but that's a dragon.
G:"Wait no, instead of fire, it's A FUCKING BEAM OF PURE ENERGY AND ABSOLUTE DESTRUCTION!!!"
A:"Lucifer i wanna jo-
G:"S H U T ! ! !"
Ok you can wooosh me if you want but, I'm a Godzilla fan to the max of the max, so................ its radiation you dumb poopy face
Satan creating printers
Satan: make basically me but in a machine form
Demon: you are such a genius master
But make most cats like them.
@@____N____ would be akward if demons didn't like Saten.
@@madgirlbitchingboutstuffs4344 oof
NO CAUSE IM LITERALLY CRYING BC OF THE END????? I WASNT READY FOR THAT?????
God Creating America
G: Just leave this one up to the humans.
Oh dear
Well at least now he knows he can't trust humans to do anything. I mean, look at the Earth.
Gamer Girl for real 😂
Werrywit and it was fucking terrible
MANY YEARS LATER
God: "Drugs and violence. Yep."
[God giving brains to humans]
G: Make it the smartest while being idiots at the same time
A: Y'know that's not normal than anything you've made today
G:make them remember everything except what they are supposed to
A: you know you can chill right?
God creating War
G: hmmm
A: what's up god?
G: I'm worried that the humans will get bored eventually, so I think im gonna create an activity for them.... just need to find out what... ooo I know, you know those countries and nations I created.
A: Yeah?
G: Every century or so make everyone play a game where they harm eachother with weapons that gradually get more sophisticated and dangerous as time continues
A: Huh? NO ONES GONNA WANT TO PLAY THAT GAME IF IT COULD RESULT IN THE EXTINCTION OF THE ENTIRE SPECIES
G: That's a good point angel, I should fix that
A: wait no don-
G: AHA GOT IT, everytime the game is about to start, put the humans in a position where if they don't play they could lose everything anyway.
A: You know considering you created jesus with the soul purpose of saving the humans sins you seem to hate them alot ;-;