@@LayaniGraphicDesign Why did the app interject 'translate to English',, when your 'original comment' WAS English?? Because it had the word 'Jerusalem' in it???
If her kangaroo critters "just do their own thing" making art "with their intuition" then how the fuck is she the artist?! Sounds like she should claim to be a zookeeper instead.
@@WHAL-E If I'm sat in a chair with both feet planted firmly on the floor, it's because I'm having a panic attack. In all other cases at least one foot is airborne, often cross-legged.
@@leifhim like whaat painting with their minds??? Man I’m from florida all I know about sugar gliders is that they’re too small to even hold a paint brush I understood nothing of what that lady said bro💀
You handled the divorced parents situation SO fucking well. That went from one of the most unpleasant to deal with situation in the world an extremely funny bit
The Tinkerbell funeral comeback just cracks me up. How did you so quickly get to the "did they clap to see if they could bring her back to life?" piece. I never could have come up with that so quick off the top of my head.
Omg. I laughed so hard at that last one. My husband was very effeminate. He sat with his legs crossed, would fry eggs with his hand on his hip and ankles crossed with his hip popped out and had an eclectic taste in music & movies. But then he was also crazy into things that you’d typically contribute to more “masculine” people as well. He was a conundrum and I loved him for it!! He was sensitive and scream like a girl if he saw a snake, but would be strong for me and our son, kill spiders and protect us with a fierceness that was so endearing. I miss him so much. 😢 Embrace your natural femininity as well as your masculinity…it is how you remain a whole person. ❤
Goddamn, that tinkerbell/funeral clapping joke is so fing solid. Just 10/10, whether she’s alive or dead. It’s legit funny AF. Edit: of course I have so many questions about the sugar glider nonsense, I am a HUMAN BEING, but those questions clearly will never be answered here.
Solid crowd work dude. I'd crumble after being hit with hard hitting stuff like that but you just soldier on and make the best of it. Good shit man. You're hilarious.
This is the first I have seen of your comedy and I'd watch a whole show of you just pulling secrets out of randos and roasting them. 🤣 I made the mistake of trying to take a drink at one point and it did not go well. You need a late night talk show!
the sugar glider chick was just absolutely gone, literally won't even question it if someone told me she had just finished 15 blunts before coming to the show
None of us will ever know the intuition of the sugar gliders. Maybe one day PBS will do a special and explain it... Sidenote: You look great in the hat! Lastly, when I joined my new church, I took a Bible class taught by a male teacher that introduced himself and immediately said he was straight even though we interpret his mannerisms as gay. He professed he was the only male in a all female household, 5 other women, so he has the mannerisms of women, and yes, he pees sitting down. This was his entire introduction, I kid you not. I just sat there stunned. He asked me if I was alright. Yes, but, what happened to you that you have to introduce yourself like that, poor guy? I didn't mind, was just taken aback that he feels he has to defend himself in the first 10 seconds of meeting him. I accept you as you are, just don't be pushing your ideals on me to change me from who I am. ( Just be my friend, don't hit on me or make me feel bad for me being me as well.) I mean this in a gentle way. Mist recent situation... I am straight but i dont lihe to date or even think about pursuing anything along that line of thought, so i have not dated in over 20 years. My male friend, who is gay, loves to try and fix me up or put me in uncomfortable situations because it is entertaining to him. So he takes me to Louisiana, takes me to a club, (a guy club, but there is more than just gay people so i just call it a club), and within 2 seconds of walking in, not even paid the cover yet, just standing in line, a guy comes up behind me and asks if I am protestant? What? I'm Presbyterian, thank you for asking, but what? I guess I reaked religion? I was trying to be subtle. Anyway, proceed to the dance area, it's an old railroad terminal transformed so I am in the corner, looking at all the architecture, reminiscing about what it would have been like 100 years ago in the hustle and bustle of a busy train station, when my friend grabs me and shoves me into the crowd for the performers saying I need to tip them. OK. So I turn to him and ask, can I fold the money into swans? He says, exasperated, b*tch, give them the money... So I fold it up into swans5.00 and boats1.00n and hand them to each singer/dancer as they perform. Let me say, the performers went crazy. Playing with the boats and swans. All 6 of them found me after the show, (remember I stood out in tge crowd), and we all became fast friends. I had strawberry candies I hand out to everyone, so I gave them a whole bag. I just wanted to break up the monotony in their life. It made their nights. That is what he likes to see me do. I don't know how I do it, I'm just me. I even told them the story of the origami boat, but you have to tear it apart, so I got paper for that. We all had a blast. One friended me on facebook. All is well in the world.
You are such a clown!!! I love your sense of humor!!! I think you look like a young Jeff Goldblum with your beard but here you gave me glimpses of Hugh Jackman!!! Keep making people laugh!!!
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oh well...
Well, if you ever come to Serbia (and you won't, unfortunately) , I'll come to your show wherever
Gianmarco, come to Jerusalem! :)
@@LayaniGraphicDesign Why did the app interject 'translate to English',, when your 'original comment' WAS English?? Because it had the word 'Jerusalem' in it???
@@ninacohen5401 it doesn't by me... maybe it's because of his Italian name ;)
when gianmarco squats down with a hand on his knee while talking to someone, you know that its about to be weird
Everybody gangsta til gianmarco strikes a gay pose and looks them in the eye
THATS THE STANCE OF GOOD CROWD WORK TAKE NOTES PEOPLE
"When people start rhyming, it's either Dr Seuss or racist, and sometimes it's both, if you read all his books"
That was so good
“With their intuition!” Will never not make me laugh hysterically 😂
If her kangaroo critters "just do their own thing" making art "with their intuition" then how the fuck is she the artist?! Sounds like she should claim to be a zookeeper instead.
No one touch the likes 👹
The best line at any of his shows, and it wasn't even his.
@@41-Haiku 👏👏👏and the shxt head award goes to
She's out of institution fs
As a gay theatre kid with adhd, I completely understand how that man was sitting
I haven't watched the video yet but, mood.
Definitely with one let over the other
That’s not helping
It’s hilarious though
@@SirQuack-mi9sz… what is it supposed to helping?
@@WHAL-E If I'm sat in a chair with both feet planted firmly on the floor, it's because I'm having a panic attack. In all other cases at least one foot is airborne, often cross-legged.
I do appreciate you not going for "Ah, so, unemployed?" with the first lady. Like, she had to get to "suger gliders" before you went for her 😆
My train of thought went from “Ah I wonder how many paintings she sells” to “how tf is this woman still alive”
“Put it in the cart!”
She sacrificed her own son on stage thats savage
Sometimes like kangaroos, you have to let it go.
He looks genuinely interested in listening to their stories
Im a Floridian and sugar glider artist makes zero sense but I understood everything she said
It makes sense... intuitionally.
knew a friend who owned sugar
gliders, swear to god they’re all like that
@@leifhim like whaat painting with their minds??? Man I’m from florida all I know about sugar gliders is that they’re too small to even hold a paint brush I understood nothing of what that lady said bro💀
She was 1000% on something it was so funny
@@Smh_Joshua They probably step in the paint and get it on their tails/paws 😂
Didn't realize the McDonalds mom secret experience was universal, bless
I think we all feel a little closer now.
You handled the divorced parents situation SO fucking well. That went from one of the most unpleasant to deal with situation in the world an extremely funny bit
I'm so confused by the sugar glider lady. You are an artist for work but you only make art for yourself?
Me too I feel like she was messing with him but I don’t know 😭
Trust fund baby, would be my guess.
@@zanizone3617 exactly my thought
@@zanizone3617 unless she was particularly blitzed that night and couldn't articulate how she normally do, she spoilt
Maybe she makes money on UA-cam sharing videos of sugar gliders painting or she sells prints and keeps all the originals?
The Tinkerbell funeral comeback just cracks me up. How did you so quickly get to the "did they clap to see if they could bring her back to life?" piece. I never could have come up with that so quick off the top of my head.
That was the best joke in this whole clip! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😃👏
He is secretly a Disney adult obsessed with Peter Pan that's how
The group therapy session cracks me up every time 😂
You know it’s good when he gets into the ✨ wide squat ✨
THE GROUP THERAPY SESSION FOT ME SO HARD HOLY SHIT. I would totally open up on that situation thou.
Omg. I laughed so hard at that last one. My husband was very effeminate. He sat with his legs crossed, would fry eggs with his hand on his hip and ankles crossed with his hip popped out and had an eclectic taste in music & movies. But then he was also crazy into things that you’d typically contribute to more “masculine” people as well. He was a conundrum and I loved him for it!! He was sensitive and scream like a girl if he saw a snake, but would be strong for me and our son, kill spiders and protect us with a fierceness that was so endearing. I miss him so much. 😢 Embrace your natural femininity as well as your masculinity…it is how you remain a whole person. ❤
"ADHD probably" 😂😂
And then the way he said "i LOVE ✨pussy✨" 😂😂
Had me legitimately wheezing, I would so love to watch your shows live but sadly, I live halfway across the world :'D
Same.
Same
He handled her beautifully! I about died at 1:05 “can you talk like a human being?!”
Same
Same😢
my fav... the Florida lady... damn it gets me every single time...😂
Goddamn, that tinkerbell/funeral clapping joke is so fing solid. Just 10/10, whether she’s alive or dead. It’s legit funny AF.
Edit: of course I have so many questions about the sugar glider nonsense, I am a HUMAN BEING, but those questions clearly will never be answered here.
Solid crowd work dude. I'd crumble after being hit with hard hitting stuff like that but you just soldier on and make the best of it. Good shit man. You're hilarious.
I mean props to u and the ppl to be able to open up in the group therapy thing , ppl seem so open at ur shows , its nice
✨Their intuition✨
This is the first I have seen of your comedy and I'd watch a whole show of you just pulling secrets out of randos and roasting them. 🤣 I made the mistake of trying to take a drink at one point and it did not go well. You need a late night talk show!
Hands down the funniest shit I've seen all week 😂😂
I appreciate him not showing the faces of the audience members speaking! Sometimes people admit stuff and they don’t know they’re being recorded.
The way he checks his own pulse when he’s questioning the sugar glider lady 😂😂😂
Absolutely brilliant. Bravo Gianmarco 👏
oh, I really want to attend to one of your shows. I am almost in tears laughing.
You guys laugh at the tinker bell themed funeral joke but I had to wear a Hawaiian shirt to my uncles tigger-themed funeral once
Wait Disney adults are real?
I have questions..
Love the slight hand flaps as he says sugar gliders
I already watched all of these on YT Shorts, but I’m still audibly laughing at this video - absolutely excellent work!
Their intuition 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your hilarious man, love your work
That Florida lady… i have so SO MANY questions.
I wished my intuition allowed me to earn enough to go to his show
I love your audience bits! This was really fun.
Too good! Would love to watch your show some day! May be via zoom if covid or something of the sort comes back again.
Meaning I dont live in the country you’re in. Hence.
The fact that I've seen all of these before, nice. Still hilarious
Please give us more stand up, If you are ever in Washington or Virginia or maryland. I will be front seat
I need to hear more from the intuitional artistic sugar bats lady. Lol 😆
I’m crying bc I could never see this man live. I am curled over laughing like wheezing.
The divorced room conversation was so natural
I love the crouch down stance lmao
Wtf is a sugar glider.?
Nobody:
That one man: a small kangaroo!!
Yeah. I had one of those classmates that we thought was gay but he wasnt
i love the Stance
Ahh took me back to FRIENDS with the “Bar Mitzvah”🤣
this guy is SO FUNNY
I don't even know how I stumbled upon this man, but I'm glad I did! Absolutely hilarious 😂
the sugar glider chick was just absolutely gone, literally won't even question it if someone told me she had just finished 15 blunts before coming to the show
"You said 'two' like it was a reasonable number."
That clapping in the funeral was a pure genius moment 😂😂😂
With crayons? Haha I can't breathe.
"With what? With what? With paint? With shit? With crayons?"
His soul was being crushed 🤣
I had forgotten about some of these 😂😂, excellent job sir
✨ WITH THEIR INTUITION ✨
OK, so the artist girl sent me over on "their intuition." 😂
"I know you are straight" 😌
I've seen crowd work go wrong so many times, and you never fuck it up! I mean, not that you would post it if you did, but still.
Killing it bro! Nice work. Coming to Boston anytime?
Gianmarco please come to Chicago!
I love his squat when hes talking
The way he squats down 😂
I want whatever the intuitional artist is on. That lady had some WACKY answers 💀
You're the best
Wow, that was great
Too good
Made my day
You're funny and gotta have to subscribe. Now imagine how sad my life is that I even have to subscribe. Lol!
That last part lmao
I don't like fedoras but I liked that hat
Loved it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Great work
None of us will ever know the intuition of the sugar gliders. Maybe one day PBS will do a special and explain it...
Sidenote: You look great in the hat!
Lastly, when I joined my new church, I took a Bible class taught by a male teacher that introduced himself and immediately said he was straight even though we interpret his mannerisms as gay. He professed he was the only male in a all female household, 5 other women, so he has the mannerisms of women, and yes, he pees sitting down. This was his entire introduction, I kid you not. I just sat there stunned. He asked me if I was alright. Yes, but, what happened to you that you have to introduce yourself like that, poor guy? I didn't mind, was just taken aback that he feels he has to defend himself in the first 10 seconds of meeting him. I accept you as you are, just don't be pushing your ideals on me to change me from who I am. ( Just be my friend, don't hit on me or make me feel bad for me being me as well.) I mean this in a gentle way.
Mist recent situation... I am straight but i dont lihe to date or even think about pursuing anything along that line of thought, so i have not dated in over 20 years. My male friend, who is gay, loves to try and fix me up or put me in uncomfortable situations because it is entertaining to him. So he takes me to Louisiana, takes me to a club, (a guy club, but there is more than just gay people so i just call it a club), and within 2 seconds of walking in, not even paid the cover yet, just standing in line, a guy comes up behind me and asks if I am protestant? What? I'm Presbyterian, thank you for asking, but what? I guess I reaked religion? I was trying to be subtle. Anyway, proceed to the dance area, it's an old railroad terminal transformed so I am in the corner, looking at all the architecture, reminiscing about what it would have been like 100 years ago in the hustle and bustle of a busy train station, when my friend grabs me and shoves me into the crowd for the performers saying I need to tip them. OK. So I turn to him and ask, can I fold the money into swans? He says, exasperated, b*tch, give them the money... So I fold it up into swans5.00 and boats1.00n and hand them to each singer/dancer as they perform. Let me say, the performers went crazy. Playing with the boats and swans. All 6 of them found me after the show, (remember I stood out in tge crowd), and we all became fast friends. I had strawberry candies I hand out to everyone, so I gave them a whole bag. I just wanted to break up the monotony in their life. It made their nights. That is what he likes to see me do. I don't know how I do it, I'm just me. I even told them the story of the origami boat, but you have to tear it apart, so I got paper for that. We all had a blast. One friended me on facebook. All is well in the world.
When she said "with their intuition" something broke in me.
he's so so so fucking good it pisses me off a little
I love you Gianmarco do you understand me 😩😩
He just bullied someone out of a hat
Omg I'm so in love with you 😂😂
5:15
He's joked the hat out of him .🤣
And told him to keep it
What's a tajmajale kamaley?
I don't know, but it sounds pretty racist
Please send help, this is my 4th crowd work video and i can't stop
That last one actually so relatable and I hate it. 😂 My step dad always says that I'm the gayest straight man he's ever known
That's so hilarious! Thanks, UA-cam algorithm!
I feel the sugar glider art situation is unresolved
He's like I don't want that f****** hat after you roast me in it.
The way he looked at his high school friend
Just discovering this guy..!! I love him!!
No homo! 🤣
Straight until you meet the right man 😜
(I'm kidding, plz dont fight me)
I don't think the woman at the beginning knew what the word "intuition" means.
You are super awesome
1:00 ... Morphed into John Mulaney.
Man I wish all group therapies were like that :)
You are like the Jerry Seinfeld of this generation. Love your interactions. Seriously the best
Jerry Seinfeld was funny.
The fucking Disney interaction!
You are such a clown!!! I love your sense of humor!!! I think you look like a young Jeff Goldblum with your beard but here you gave me glimpses of Hugh Jackman!!! Keep making people laugh!!!
Ugh please go to providence! 😂
Sugar glider lady was on mushys for sure
That man is so smart and funny
He is fiiiiine in that hat though