And this yet another reason I firmly believe testing on animals should be banned. Most of the time, it doesn't find anything helpful, and just causes unnecessary pain and suffering. So, legalized torture of animals for a study no one cares about or will use. And in the unlikely event the research can go on to 'help' people, oh great. People in the developed world will live even longer, and use even more resources, and hasten climate catastrophe that much faster. Hurrah.
Oh it's rude to ask why all of your rights were restricted from you? I think it is rude for a convicted felon to be allowed back into society without explaining why they think they ought to have more privacy than every other law abiding citizen to have me unwittingly have to commingle with a convicted criminal. Call me old-fashioned but i don't want sit by someone that thought it was a better choice to be a felon than be next to a contributing member of society. "I mean I stole some shit and kidnapped a witness, but why you gotta make everyone else here tonight feel uncomfortable with my completely documented criminal history?!?" What a win for society.
Right?!? When I first saw that clip I was so annoyed, like bro you brought this on yourself if you don't want people to ask why then don't say anything 🤦♀️
Personally, I think he was joking and going along with it like after being asked “is it rude to ask?” He was like “yeah it actually IS rude to ask” idk I felt like he said it in a playful way to continue the bit and add to the funny moment, and maybe he did end up answering afterwards where it cuts off in this clip
At the moment it might have slipped out of his mouth then felt he shouldn't share.. simple... He didn't think much of it ..just like the crime probably..
He was giving the dude a chance to make jokes about it. There was just one thing that obviously wasn't ok, and he went for that one thing. Otherwise it could've been funnier. But he was p chill
the two bits from north carolina are so fucking accurate. no one knows whether our state counts as blue or red and everyone in the big cities thinks that their dating life alone is ruined by some other demographic. INCLUDING ME
Me too. I know I’m replying and seeing this almost a year late, but I’ve almost pulled an all-nighter watching this man’s stand up and I’m laughing so damn hard. My heart feels like a few years of healing just happened with that laughter 😤😭❤️✨🙏🙏😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️🙏🤣
He performed at the eagle?! I'm in LA county. I would have loved to have gone and seen him the porn screens caught me off guard when I first visited. Next time I came prepared.
Easily my favorite comic right now. I’m defo impressed with your texas references, but did you mean Greg, as in Greg Abbott, when you said George? 4:23
2:27 you’re not allowed the democratic right to vote if you’ve been sentenced to a crime in a court of law…… the USAis really the beacon of light and hope in this world and is DEFINETLY how a nation should be run (extreme sarcasm)
You can go before a judge and prove you should have the right to vote again. I know that sounds pretty dystopian and I can't really argue that. But if it was a default like "after 5 years with no arrests you are able to vote again" that would be one thing. Nope. You have to fight and fight even to get an appt to ask for your right to vote back. And even in cases where the person is clearly rehabilitated and not a criminal or a risk, they rarely get approved. The judge doesn't even actually have to give a reason why beyond "I just don't feel like you're ready yet" or whatever BS.
In my country you can’t vote if you are in jail, if you’re out then you did your sentence and should be allowed to live a normal life. This is a weird law.
I'm a Canadian (in Toronto, Ontario) and I can complain about our free health care until the day is long. But I was recently looking at the medical records that I keep. Short of special vaxs (eg. Shingles) my vaccines have been covered without insurance. When it is time for a mammogram and and colorectal exam I get a reminder in the mail and I don't have to pay for them. Xrays and ultrasounds? Free. What we do need are doctors, nurses, EMTs and PSWs. And we are not the only ones.
Please come to Brussels, Belgium!! I promise the city being one of the most international ones around the globe won't disappoint you when you do crowd work 😊 I love your work!
The missing girl bit is absolutely insane to me. if gianmarco was any less funny that bit wouldve flopped in the mud. it's that dark comedy that makes me laugh hard but still be anxious
Something that would make people not wanna sit near him, which is why he was upset. Look up a list of felonies and decide which ones are heinous enough to move away from the person and then do the math.
Americans always want to tell you they learned French when they find out you are a fluent French speaker (I am one of those fluent speakers). And they love to add the caveat “I learned it in school but I don’t remember anything.” It’s like a Pavlovian response, I’d be a rich woman if I had a dollar every time someone said it to me 😂 it is so predictable that I’ve seen a few French comedians make fun of this in their routines. Gianmarco did not disappoint.
Istg she could've just google it what interrumpt a comedy show to ask something you didnt understand? Imagine asking a comedian everytime you didnt understand a joke 💀
So wait he’s not Italian, cause his name gave me Italian but he’s Jewish. Granted there could be Jewish Italians but that seems rare. I was expecting to hear some Italian with a name like that.🧐
Best of my crowd work 2022: ua-cam.com/video/E_ysqVKca-Y/v-deo.html
I just realized Gianmarco holding his knee and tilting is like fonts in italic, which is very fitting.
"what did you find out?"
"there are differences"
As a former researcher, I peed myself laughing
That killed me 😂💀
As a biomed student, this pretty much is the conclusion to every essay I write.😂😂
And this yet another reason I firmly believe testing on animals should be banned. Most of the time, it doesn't find anything helpful, and just causes unnecessary pain and suffering. So, legalized torture of animals for a study no one cares about or will use.
And in the unlikely event the research can go on to 'help' people, oh great. People in the developed world will live even longer, and use even more resources, and hasten climate catastrophe that much faster. Hurrah.
peed short for peer reviewed
Same 🤣
"how old were you when your parents got divorced?"
"16"
"so it was your fault-"
*INTENSE TUBA NOISES*
That was perfect timing 😂
Fucking love the stanky leg that he does for EVERY SINGLE INTERACTION. Like, that leg is out there, good lord
A very stretchy comedian
Everytime the clips of the airlines chicks come up i vecome so worried for them cause they probably didnt expect this to go online LOL
Maybe, but also, in my experience, they usually give a heads up to the crowd that the show is being filmed
They along with this video probably won't last too long if this really gets out
Well, if you're not allowed to talk about it. Don't give clues and don't talk about it
WAP stands for..
Wireless Application Protocol
🤣🤣🤣
I’m a fuckin need for liking this so much.
WAP is dead. Long live WAP
Wasted
Academic
Potential
Very important to learn what WAP means. Very Important.
You sound like you e learned the hard way
@@rehnaanliker5931 maybe..
Waffles And Pancakes!
did you ever find out who’s playing the tuba????
Apparently it was another comedian who was also staying at his hotel.
😅😅😅😅😅
Definitely Bo Burnham.
I think I fucked up. I'm afraid my "reserved seat" is near the front. Can someone drag my folding chair to the back, dark corner of the room?
5:42 "well he's not in that acre I'll tell you that" underrated comment 🤣
bro when she said ghislaine is was like !!!!!!!
You are damn good at this!!!
"There are differences."
9:49 Pasta docta Martin ssempa: CONFUSION OF DA HIGHEST ORDAAA
Wasn’t WAP this mobile internet protocol before smartphones came along?
We all know what WAP means thanks to that beard
I think he’s my husband but he doesn’t know it yet 😂
worst i heard was "frothing at the gash"
Lmao
Gianmarco tell us the joke
Finish the joke fr
I thought it was spelled "yamaka"...
Yamaka is basically the accidental anglicized version of yarmulke.
If it was a non-Jewish person throwing the yamaka on stage, it somehow feels offensive
Oh it's rude to ask why all of your rights were restricted from you? I think it is rude for a convicted felon to be allowed back into society without explaining why they think they ought to have more privacy than every other law abiding citizen to have me unwittingly have to commingle with a convicted criminal. Call me old-fashioned but i don't want sit by someone that thought it was a better choice to be a felon than be next to a contributing member of society. "I mean I stole some shit and kidnapped a witness, but why you gotta make everyone else here tonight feel uncomfortable with my completely documented criminal history?!?" What a win for society.
the "bitch, please" at 9:38 took me tf out 😭😭😭😭
SAME HAHA 😭 and the TONE of it too hahaha i’m dying 😭💀
I honked at that bit
i died
He really said: *Say sike right now-*
I honestly don't get why the "I'm not allowed to vote" decided to share stuff if he wasn't comfortable sharing stuff... in a COMEDY SHOW
Right?!? When I first saw that clip I was so annoyed, like bro you brought this on yourself if you don't want people to ask why then don't say anything 🤦♀️
Personally, I think he was joking and going along with it like after being asked “is it rude to ask?” He was like “yeah it actually IS rude to ask” idk I felt like he said it in a playful way to continue the bit and add to the funny moment, and maybe he did end up answering afterwards where it cuts off in this clip
At the moment it might have slipped out of his mouth then felt he shouldn't share.. simple... He didn't think much of it ..just like the crime probably..
666
He was giving the dude a chance to make jokes about it. There was just one thing that obviously wasn't ok, and he went for that one thing. Otherwise it could've been funnier. But he was p chill
not going to lie i love the tuba guys random appearances and i think you should regularly go do shows in the same place. 🤣
The reappearance of Gianmarco's nemesis. lol
the comedic timing of the “botch please”. i died laughing
Yarmulke is not spelled the way I thought it was
“you make me feel better about what I do for a living” is an INSANE roast
the two bits from north carolina are so fucking accurate. no one knows whether our state counts as blue or red and everyone in the big cities thinks that their dating life alone is ruined by some other demographic. INCLUDING ME
Most beautiful state in the union
When the video starts with that level of "'SCUSE ME" you know there's about to be some emotional damage
The tuba saga had me laughing out loud in the convenience atore where I was eating breakfast, oh my god. I haven't laughed that hard in ages!
Me too. I know I’m replying and seeing this almost a year late, but I’ve almost pulled an all-nighter watching this man’s stand up and I’m laughing so damn hard. My heart feels like a few years of healing just happened with that laughter 😤😭❤️✨🙏🙏😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️🙏🤣
His eyes when they said Ghislaine 🤣🤣🤣 11:22
Lmfaooo how did they get sooo big😭😭
Mine too 😃
"What did you find?"
"There are differences"
The mouthy flight attendant was found dead her apartment two days later, the victim of an apparent suicide.
"Hydrated camel toe" made me literally wheeze 😂
lol that girl who flies for bezos don't got no job no mo... lololol
I am extremely appreciative of your comedy style....you are always welcome here in New Zealand!!!
He said "bitch please"
He performed at the eagle?! I'm in LA county. I would have loved to have gone and seen him the porn screens caught me off guard when I first visited. Next time I came prepared.
how does one prepare for it?
What you brought tissues?
next time you came.
You're a fantastic comic❤😂
dying at the asheville gays bit
1:12 I thought i’ve heard everything
Then I discovered this one-way open relationship
Now i don’t wanna hear anything else
Oh he’s genuinely a riot!
Easily my favorite comic right now. I’m defo impressed with your texas references, but did you mean Greg, as in Greg Abbott, when you said George? 4:23
I am trying to find the dating in asheville show and I can't and now I am sad, I need the tea so badllyy
I Just love your crowd work. Greetings from Poland ❤
His stare is a cue for the audience to laugh. It’s sophomoric but adorable. 🏳️🌈
2:27 you’re not allowed the democratic right to vote if you’ve been sentenced to a crime in a court of law…… the USAis really the beacon of light and hope in this world and is DEFINETLY how a nation should be run (extreme sarcasm)
You can go before a judge and prove you should have the right to vote again. I know that sounds pretty dystopian and I can't really argue that. But if it was a default like "after 5 years with no arrests you are able to vote again" that would be one thing. Nope. You have to fight and fight even to get an appt to ask for your right to vote back. And even in cases where the person is clearly rehabilitated and not a criminal or a risk, they rarely get approved. The judge doesn't even actually have to give a reason why beyond "I just don't feel like you're ready yet" or whatever BS.
In my country you can’t vote if you are in jail, if you’re out then you did your sentence and should be allowed to live a normal life. This is a weird law.
@@omaimaf9963that’s how it should be.
What’s the full video called? I wanna see the rest
...I wanna here the rest of the joke tho
I think that was the fastest 11 minutes of my life
Gianmarco has a lot of people in Open Relationships at his shows...
I'm a Canadian (in Toronto, Ontario) and I can complain about our free health care until the day is long. But I was recently looking at the medical records that I keep. Short of special vaxs (eg. Shingles) my vaccines have been covered without insurance. When it is time for a mammogram and and colorectal exam I get a reminder in the mail and I don't have to pay for them. Xrays and ultrasounds? Free.
What we do need are doctors, nurses, EMTs and PSWs. And we are not the only ones.
Thats not an open relationship, thats a sugar daddy/sugar baby arrangement. Thats an abusive relationship.🤐🍻
Please come to Brussels, Belgium!! I promise the city being one of the most international ones around the globe won't disappoint you when you do crowd work 😊 I love your work!
He was just in Amsterdam last night
i cant believe he didnt say wet ass pad
The missing girl bit is absolutely insane to me. if gianmarco was any less funny that bit wouldve flopped in the mud. it's that dark comedy that makes me laugh hard but still be anxious
2:44 - 3:20 killed me
I think more people should talk about that maxwell bezos thing?!
Please come to Australia!
I want to see the whole video 😢
Where's the rest? The story!
I still wanna know what the crime was!
Something that would make people not wanna sit near him, which is why he was upset. Look up a list of felonies and decide which ones are heinous enough to move away from the person and then do the math.
Americans always want to tell you they learned French when they find out you are a fluent French speaker (I am one of those fluent speakers). And they love to add the caveat “I learned it in school but I don’t remember anything.” It’s like a Pavlovian response, I’d be a rich woman if I had a dollar every time someone said it to me 😂 it is so predictable that I’ve seen a few French comedians make fun of this in their routines. Gianmarco did not disappoint.
It's so hard not to say it when it's true.
Genuinely thought WAP was white and proud
Aww missed joke with the tuba. Should've been like, "I'm going to his room at 3 in the morning and tell knock knock jokes at his door."
The yamulke 😂 Why do we expect most religions to not break their own rules when christians rarely live by a single one of their own 😂
Honestly. I wish you and I were friends. We'd have a great time!
bury the lead: flew Ghislaine and Bezos
1:18 ‘The Gang Turns Black’ flashbacks
Istg she could've just google it what interrumpt a comedy show to ask something you didnt understand? Imagine asking a comedian everytime you didnt understand a joke 💀
Man really turned that wet notebook into a wide area network
The self cringe at hydrated camel toe was gold
The air max 90s in the puppy dog section go hard
the horse bit is absolutely hysterical
"Frothing at the gash"
So wait he’s not Italian, cause his name gave me Italian but he’s Jewish. Granted there could be Jewish Italians but that seems rare. I was expecting to hear some Italian with a name like that.🧐
He is Jewish and Italian
Why would Jewish Italians seem rare 😂
I paid an extra ten bucks for a reserved seat on the 8th. Doesn't everyone have a seat? Am I on the stool next to you?
But why did “moist box” take me tf out 💀😂
Does anyone know how the joke ends?
I’m looking for the same thing
With a punchline.