At first glance, framing your dog for drunk driving sounds stupid, but the level of confidence in yourself required to try and pull it off must be unparalleled
This is exactly like the Gabriel Iglesias joke where he said if you know you're gonna get arrested for drunk driving, have a little fun by sliding out of the drivers seat and throwing your seatbelt on in the passenger seat and when the cop comes to the window you say "He was here a second ago. I don't know where he went. What? Me drive? Oh hell no, I'm fucked up" Adding a dog to the mix is just extra creative
I work at a grocery store and every once and a while I'll see a person in a electric cart with a small dog on their lap, I can't help but imagine that they are being controlled by the dog like a reverse ventriloquist
That second guy is what the standard is for interacting with an NPC, he starts the conversation about something no one asked for and then when you continue the dialog and say something wrong and then suddenly he turns on you and its a fight to the death.
I can see the punchline for a story like this being that the cop is being driven around by his own dog partner. "Can you believe that, Dave? Anyway, time for your biscuits. "
Police statements on cases like this are always golden. My all-time favorite was about about a guy setting up his local police station as the billing address for his dating app. The statement was "we're proud to announce that he's going on a date with us. We can't say there's love in the air just yet, but we're definetly looking forward to meeting him in person!"
Unfortunately that line doesn’t always work. Quick thinking almost caused the end of the world once because some military personnel saw dozens of blips on the submarine radar and thinking it was an attack on the nation, his quick thinking was to launch all their nukes in retaliation. Fortunately though.. another sailor’s quick thinking didn’t allow for this to happen. So.. I guess in the end it still comes full circle. I don’t even know what I’m talking about anymore 😆
Pulled over at age 5 driving in my dad's lap. Bear in mind, this being 1975, no one in the car had a seatbelt on. When he asked why I was driving, the officer was told it was because I was the only sober one in the vehicle. He made my dad drive and escorted us home. Military privilege at its finest.
Military white guy privilege. My dad has only brought up that he's military to a cop once in his life bc we live in a rural white area and he literally had no other options bc the cop was pressing him so hard so instead of saying he was driving from a bar (friends owned it, he wasn't drinking we were hanging out) he said he was driving from base
@@marynoble9464 Growing up around bases, I found out cops in general look the other way a lot more with military. 1 reason is they know the Uniform Code of Military Justice will be much harsher than the courts. They understand high stress environments and will often go out of their way to either show leniency or they target military. Big facts.
@@stripprclipR1 historically, minority veterans have more of a hit or miss chance with that. Both my parents are vets and I remember once a cop literally just told my mom he thought she was lying when she said she was allowed to be in the private area she was in bc she was part of the group of vets that rented the house (timeshare thing, neighbor called the cops about something "suspicious") It's super fuckin weird all around regardless. I've also tried to get a restraining order against someone the cop only referred to them as "sir" and "seargeant" and essentially told me I was being an inconvenience
4:50 for anyone wondering about that man's shirt, it's from a n old internet series called talking kitty cat were a guy named steve cash video tapes his black cat named Sylvester that is know for talking in a high pitch voice who likes to tell other kittens to die, too bad steve unfortunately died of suicide because it was a pretty good series
@prens ..and showed the video, gave an unbiased and satirical take on the raw data. Not controlled by political corporations but yeah. Cool opinion, right on.
Sources claim the dog was given a barkalyzer test, passed, and was warned to be more cautious about who he gives rides to in the future, before he was released
This is like one of those “cheating the system” moments. Like here in NZ we have something called a T2 lane on highways which is dedicated to cars with more than one passenger to avoid traffic jams and some people figured out that if they bring a dummy and put it in a passengers seat it looked like 2 people on the security cameras lol
Imagine you are a cop and pull someone over and they roll down the window and there's a dog in the driver's seat and the guy next to it is just like "Is there a problem officer?"
This reminds me of the time I was smoking in college and thought that if I accidentally set off the fire alarm in my dorm I should crank up the oven and put some bread in there incase the campus security guards come to check what set off the alarm. I later noticed that if I actually did that the security coming in and seeing me sitting on the couch with slightly warm bread in the oven is certain proof I’m high as shit and it wouldn’t work 😂
You can tell, with how much Charlie doesn't respect drunk drivers, how much he liked this guy's plan. He even dedicated a whole *HALF* of a video to it!
4:45 This man of culture is wearing a Talking Kitty shirt. It's kind of depressing when you remember that the creator of Talking Kitty ended his own life..
Being a CO native I can confirm this plan does in fact work, I got my pet pig to sit in the driver seat with sun glasses and a fedora the cop thought he accidentally pulled over his partner
I like to think when going to bed while lying next to Tiana, Charlie sits in silence staring at the ceiling with his hands gently placed on his chest, thinking about things like this. Tiana wonders what he is thinking about but he’s simply in deep thought about goofy articles & or videos he saw on the Internet.
I love that for this to possibly be true the dog would’ve had to acknowledge the police and the fact that it had to pull over the car then actually do it.
Reminds me of the Australian “Just waitin’ for a mate.” As old as it is and im SURE Charlie would have been sent it 6 ways from Sunday but i need to theow this out there just in case.
As Charlie said, before Issac Newton turned Gravity on, we all floated away. So this guy may have given animals the ability to drive. In seriousness, that's hilarious especially the dogs driving.
I've said this before and i say it again The dog and the cop were definitely working together to frame that guy and thats why theres no body cam footage available to the public
4:21 lmao the last line in the article: "The dog does not face any charges and was let go with just a warning," the police department joked. 😂😂😂 I like to imagine it was a combination of, "Bad dog! Don't cover for your owner's mistakes!" And "aww who's a good boy? What a good dog, so cooperative and cute!" with lots of scratches and pets 😂
I actually feel really bad for that guy who threw lunch meat at the cop. He seems like he'd be a normal guy without the drugs. It's really sad to see what addiction does to people.
I've spent a lot of time in the trenches. I'm far beyond that point in my life but point being, dudes like that are a dime a dozen in Florida. I live in the next county over from Charlie and there's a million of them. they frequent the bus stops mostly or hide behind abandoned fast food joints and I can assure you unequivocally that this man is just a run of the mill alcoholic. He probably lives on some form of social security/ disability and he gets a bottle of cheap vodka or maybe a couple 4 packs of steel reserve and just does this kinda shit all the time. There's honestly not much variety to these guys, they're all about like this. Drugs? I mean, if you have it he'll snort it or smoke it but he probably doesn't actively seek drugs. Not what you would call an addict or junkie. His problem is the same as most, he made bad decisions in life and now hes sad cause he has fuck all to care about. It's a story that repeats itself in droves. just a little perspective. sorry for the book i tried to make it as concise as possible lol
@@Bruh-zx2mc I'd probably agree that at this stage in life he probably isn't any better sober. However, the idea that "drugs reveal what's inside of you" is completely unfounded pseudo-philosophical nonsense. Be more responsible for your viewpoints. Make sure they're well informed. Do better.
@@Bruh-zx2mc nope. That's alcohol. And even at that, it's not what you truly are, it's just you without filters and morals. Drugs do truly unhinge a person, it's sad to see
its embarrassing the amount of times ive fullscreened one of charlies vids and get my desktop confused with his, I've probably tried over 15 times collectively to check Charlies steam notifications
He should’ve acted asleep and wakes up and goes “oh shit scooby not again! I live in my car officer and I never planned to drive, scooby takes the wheel every now and again and I have no control over it.”
My guy your comment was stolen by at least three different bots, congrats I have never seen a comment so popular with the bots. ctrl f your comment if you want to find them, one of them is actually one of the top comments too.
I wish I was lucky enough to be friends with Charlie dude seems like he could snap you out of any funk you are in he just has a way of getting your head on straight.
I also wish to be friends with Mr. Moist himself. Me and Charlie could be the best of friends and do a whole lot of things together. I been wanting a friend who understands me and speaks of my language.
Man’s best friend for a reason. He’s not a dog. He’s a dawg. Willing to take the hit for his boy. Can’t believe this didn’t work.
“He’s not a dog. He’s a dawg” slaps so hard
That dog got that dawg in him
underrated, get this man's comment to 1k likes
Cop displayed an appalling amount of self control. The dawg could have been shot multiple times for absolutely no reason other than being full of rizz
My sides
"The dog does not face any charges and was let go with just a warning" man if the police dept really said that hats off to them, love that.
There's no "if". It literally says right there that "the police department joked".
CAN I COME TO YOUR HOUSE LATER AND SIT ON YOUR COUCH AND STARE AT THE WALL AND SAY NOTHING?
what a mastermind
He was let go with a "bad dog" and no treat
"let go with just a woofing"
Dogs have evolved from eating homework to driving cars. Respect!!!!
Lol 😅
@@AchilIes ayo 🤨
@@ASRMN27
Its Canadian tradition.
"Thank God you're here officer, this dog is out of control. And between you and me, i think he's drunk"
At first glance, framing your dog for drunk driving sounds stupid, but the level of confidence in yourself required to try and pull it off must be unparalleled
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts.
@@p-__ botception
Or just be on drugs
No kidding. Dude really said "the homie did it"
Or just hella drunk😂😂😂
This is exactly like the Gabriel Iglesias joke where he said if you know you're gonna get arrested for drunk driving, have a little fun by sliding out of the drivers seat and throwing your seatbelt on in the passenger seat and when the cop comes to the window you say "He was here a second ago. I don't know where he went. What? Me drive? Oh hell no, I'm fucked up" Adding a dog to the mix is just extra creative
Or have a box of Krispy Kreme donuts with you.
"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"Cause you can smell it!"
CAN I COME TO YOUR HOUSE LATER AND SIT ON YOUR COUCH AND STARE AT THE WALL AND SAY NOTHING?
Hahahah this is exactly what I was thinking of too!
I definitely read that in Fluffy's voice.
@@jeremyowen1which one? 😂 fluffy is the man of a million voices and noises
I work at a grocery store and every once and a while I'll see a person in a electric cart with a small dog on their lap, I can't help but imagine that they are being controlled by the dog like a reverse ventriloquist
Theres a platypus controlling me!
Time to start that fanvue and make bankkk!
He should’ve taken it 10 steps further: tied his hands, duct taped his mouth, tell them the doggo kidnapped him
CAN I COME TO YOUR HOUSE LATER AND SIT ON YOUR COUCH AND STARE AT THE WALL AND SAY NOTHING?
This, this would have worked
*dog
All within full view of the cop as he approaches the vehicle
@@ShukaHusk doggo is slang for dog, silly bean😅
This is a high level maneuver from the driver
His thinking is beyond this realm
Never before seen strategy
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts.
I mean it's Colorado so definitely a HIGH maneuver 😂
Ha ha.... Multiple entendres
@@p-__ bot moment
@Patrick39 foodtard
That second guy is what the standard is for interacting with an NPC, he starts the conversation about something no one asked for and then when you continue the dialog and say something wrong and then suddenly he turns on you and its a fight to the death.
I can see the punchline for a story like this being that the cop is being driven around by his own dog partner.
"Can you believe that, Dave? Anyway, time for your biscuits. "
"The dog does not face any charges and was let go with a warning"
I love that this was an actual statement
They told him he was a bad boy and to not do anything like this again. 😂😂
Police statements on cases like this are always golden. My all-time favorite was about about a guy setting up his local police station as the billing address for his dating app.
The statement was "we're proud to announce that he's going on a date with us. We can't say there's love in the air just yet, but we're definetly looking forward to meeting him in person!"
Gotta give him credit for quick thinking, even if the thinking is stupid.
Unfortunately that line doesn’t always work. Quick thinking almost caused the end of the world once because some military personnel saw dozens of blips on the submarine radar and thinking it was an attack on the nation, his quick thinking was to launch all their nukes in retaliation. Fortunately though.. another sailor’s quick thinking didn’t allow for this to happen. So.. I guess in the end it still comes full circle. I don’t even know what I’m talking about anymore 😆
@@steamyninja8881 it is a matter of balance
He would do well in the infantry
@@steamyninja8881 yup. you sure dont
@@steamyninja8881time and place for everything
DOG:
"I AINT GOIN BACK TO THE POUND FOR YOU!"
Owner: "would you do it for a scooby snack?"
Pulled over at age 5 driving in my dad's lap. Bear in mind, this being 1975, no one in the car had a seatbelt on. When he asked why I was driving, the officer was told it was because I was the only sober one in the vehicle. He made my dad drive and escorted us home. Military privilege at its finest.
Sounds like a great man…..
What the fuck
Military white guy privilege. My dad has only brought up that he's military to a cop once in his life bc we live in a rural white area and he literally had no other options bc the cop was pressing him so hard so instead of saying he was driving from a bar (friends owned it, he wasn't drinking we were hanging out) he said he was driving from base
@@marynoble9464 Growing up around bases, I found out cops in general look the other way a lot more with military. 1 reason is they know the Uniform Code of Military Justice will be much harsher than the courts. They understand high stress environments and will often go out of their way to either show leniency or they target military. Big facts.
@@stripprclipR1 historically, minority veterans have more of a hit or miss chance with that. Both my parents are vets and I remember once a cop literally just told my mom he thought she was lying when she said she was allowed to be in the private area she was in bc she was part of the group of vets that rented the house (timeshare thing, neighbor called the cops about something "suspicious")
It's super fuckin weird all around regardless. I've also tried to get a restraining order against someone the cop only referred to them as "sir" and "seargeant" and essentially told me I was being an inconvenience
As someone who lives in Colorado, I can confirm that this isn't the first time this happened, nor will it be the last.
You've heard of this happening before?
@@TrillMurraythats what he ssaid, DUUUH
I live in Pueblo Colorado and I can confirm. There's a bunch of crazy shit that happens here
@@YeezNutz like what?
i’m from denver, i’ve seen all types of insane stuff LMAO. especially when it comes to driving
I could never accuse my dog to do something wrong, he's a good boi.
We're not ready for the level of genius this man brings to the world.
4:50 for anyone wondering about that man's shirt, it's from a n old internet series called talking kitty cat were a guy named steve cash video tapes his black cat named Sylvester that is know for talking in a high pitch voice who likes to tell other kittens to die, too bad steve unfortunately died of suicide because it was a pretty good series
I swear I get better news from Charlie than actual news channels.
I do to buddy
Facts.
You can't get brainwashed when you avoid the programing
he was reading the story directly from the new yorker 😂
@prens ..and showed the video, gave an unbiased and satirical take on the raw data. Not controlled by political corporations but yeah. Cool opinion, right on.
The plan is literally flawless. Can’t believe it didn’t work.
I exposed Charlie
@@sergeant2039 he is already naked
Did you mean the plan is pawless
It didn't work because it's a conspiracy by the liberals
framing the 2nd most intelligent being in the car is the most flawless plan, didnt work tho cause the dog was smarter
the Lunch Meat guy was an actual Oblivion NPC who got aggro'd after misclicking a dialogue choice.
Glad to know driving dogs is my country’s legacy. Remember seeing that dog on the news when I was in school he’s a national icon.
Can’t believe the dog got away with this, he was clearly the mastermind behind this whole operation
Plot Twist - man kept buying Generic dog food. Dog concocts plan to get back at his owner.
Sources claim the dog was given a barkalyzer test, passed, and was warned to be more cautious about who he gives rides to in the future, before he was released
This is like one of those “cheating the system” moments. Like here in NZ we have something called a T2 lane on highways which is dedicated to cars with more than one passenger to avoid traffic jams and some people figured out that if they bring a dummy and put it in a passengers seat it looked like 2 people on the security cameras lol
5:07 this guy wore the talking kitty cat merch. i would know
Imagine you are a cop and pull someone over and they roll down the window and there's a dog in the driver's seat and the guy next to it is just like "Is there a problem officer?"
Charlie's brief exhalation of exasperation at the website popup at 2:20 is the most relatable thing ever
All I can say is thank God that guy had a good friend to take care of his dog while he was away.
as long as the dog was given a warning, i feel a lot safer now
Scooby knows how to drive the Mystery Machine, so this plan is actually a lot more solid than it looks.
"Do you know at what speed are you driving?"
"Woof woof"
"Tell that to a judge"
CAN I COME TO YOUR HOUSE LATER AND SIT ON YOUR COUCH AND STARE AT THE WALL AND SAY NOTHING?
It's so refreshing when Charlie talks about stupid stuff that happened among all the horrible and sad stuff that happens
This reminds me of the time I was smoking in college and thought that if I accidentally set off the fire alarm in my dorm I should crank up the oven and put some bread in there incase the campus security guards come to check what set off the alarm. I later noticed that if I actually did that the security coming in and seeing me sitting on the couch with slightly warm bread in the oven is certain proof I’m high as shit and it wouldn’t work 😂
I can't believe this didn’t work. It was such a good plan.
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts.
Coordinated perfectly, Planned perfectly, Executed perfectly. But it did not worked..
I can't believe this didn't work.
But how?! The video is 8 minutes long and was uploaded 2 minutes ago. How did you already watch it and comment on it?!? Am I missing something?!
@@ErasedFromExistence I can’t believe this didn’t work .
As charlie said, no respect to people drunk driving.
But damn it, that guy is a legend for even trying to pull this scheme.
Yep, a legend doesn't have to be of someone admirable.
@Powersd451 exactly.
Bro pulled the "My dog ate my homework" to a whole new level
You can tell, with how much Charlie doesn't respect drunk drivers, how much he liked this guy's plan. He even dedicated a whole *HALF* of a video to it!
This makes Grunkle Stan's all seeing driving bear seem more feasible
And remember kids, everything's legal if there's no cops around.
CAN I COME TO YOUR HOUSE LATER AND SIT ON YOUR COUCH AND STARE AT THE WALL AND SAY NOTHING?
Man of culture.
Can't argue with Dr. Medicine.
the article mentioning that the dog has been let off with just a warning is such a cute line
Like, Scooby has his driving permit man
Can’t believe that dog was drunk driving.
The dog is a real one, Helping homies out.
IDK man, Ive seen a dog ride a skateboard, maybe they're evolving faster than we think.
CAN I COME TO YOUR HOUSE LATER AND SIT ON YOUR COUCH AND STARE AT THE WALL AND SAY NOTHING?
have you seen the one driving a riding lawnmower around? actually incredible
Just the way that the cop is so over it when the guy throws the meat at him at 7:13 is amazing
“okay.😑”
Imagine that video. That pure gold video. I NEED to see it.
I love how Charlie acts so proud of his fellow Florida men while I just add another reason never to go there to my list.
It's worth the experience. Just make sure you carry (and wear) protection. 👌
@@MagicMikey1 i think he meant a gun and a vest but a condom works too
@@MagicMikey1 Especially supporting a floridan 💀
@@PeptoAbismol Whatever keeps you safe 😂
I think he was ready to rumble. But once he saw the officer's unparalleled lunchmeat defense, he went into full submission mode.
Love when he covers these kinds of stories, best kind of penguinz content 4 sure
I love how Charlie can't help but "Am I talking to me" smile the whole video
I can't believe Charlie's leg lengthening surgery was a failure. I wish a speedy recovery to our short King!
What?
CAN I COME TO YOUR HOUSE LATER AND SIT ON YOUR COUCH AND STARE AT THE WALL AND SAY NOTHING?
@@Seannn. 😔 hope he recovers quickly…
4:45 This man of culture is wearing a Talking Kitty shirt. It's kind of depressing when you remember that the creator of Talking Kitty ended his own life..
Glad to know I wasn't the only person that recognized that it was a Talking Kitty Cat shirt.
Such a creative and innovative strategy. I gotta meet this guy ASAP, could really learn a thing or two.
This dude is clearly next level. It’s his planet and we’re just living on it.
Being a CO native I can confirm this plan does in fact work, I got my pet pig to sit in the driver seat with sun glasses and a fedora the cop thought he accidentally pulled over his partner
Very understandable on the officers side of things, very easy mix up to make
s tier comment
I screamed
The pig was to white for the officer to arrest.
Only a drunken mastermind would've thought of something like this 😂
"lemme blame the pet that can't even reach the gas pedal"
Thank you I needed this today
Shaggy really said "Zoinks" and switched spots with Scooby 😭
This is like the guy in Florida who said he couldn’t be charged with dui because he only drank while stopped, not while moving/driving
I like to think when going to bed while lying next to Tiana, Charlie sits in silence staring at the ceiling with his hands gently placed on his chest, thinking about things like this. Tiana wonders what he is thinking about but he’s simply in deep thought about goofy articles & or videos he saw on the Internet.
Shut up
That (ever since) at the beginning sounded like nick cage 🤣🤣 love you mr Charley man you da best :))
“Man’s best friend”. With friends like these, who needs enemies? Poor dog 🙏😔
His voice is serious and funny at the same time 🤣
"This dog's granny shifting not double clutching like he should" is not a sentence i ever thought I'd hear
he must of been albert einstein underneath a secret mask hatching a plan to get away from the police
this is the only video on UA-cam that can make you laugh without even watching it, the thumbnail + the title is golden
Honestly I think both the man and the dog were intoxicated. That dog mustve been really high to agree to that
Bro said really said *my dog ate my homework*
The funniest part of this is that the dog would have had to pull over after seeing the cops behind him.
3:19
*pawcuffs
I love that for this to possibly be true the dog would’ve had to acknowledge the police and the fact that it had to pull over the car then actually do it.
I’m now going to purely train my dog to get me out of situations like this
There’s an active manhunt in my city for a guy who bit an office during a traffic stop
That cop at the end sounded like a dad disappointed that his son got in trouble at school
In fairness to the dog, he was just one paw away from rolling down the window and asking the officer 'Do you know why I pulled you over?'
The ultimate use of the phrase "My Dog did it. "
Unfortunately he rolled a 1 on deception.
Reminds me of the Australian “Just waitin’ for a mate.”
As old as it is and im SURE Charlie would have been sent it 6 ways from Sunday but i need to theow this out there just in case.
I remember Gabriel Iglesias did a skit about this a while back, I just remember Gabriel saying “don’t do that”
As Charlie said, before Issac Newton turned Gravity on, we all floated away. So this guy may have given animals the ability to drive. In seriousness, that's hilarious especially the dogs driving.
I've said this before and i say it again
The dog and the cop were definitely working together to frame that guy and thats why theres no body cam footage available to the public
As someone from Colorado born & raised, I'm not surprised
4:21 lmao the last line in the article: "The dog does not face any charges and was let go with just a warning," the police department joked. 😂😂😂
I like to imagine it was a combination of, "Bad dog! Don't cover for your owner's mistakes!" And "aww who's a good boy? What a good dog, so cooperative and cute!" with lots of scratches and pets 😂
6:48 dude the cop sounds so over it 💀
I actually feel really bad for that guy who threw lunch meat at the cop. He seems like he'd be a normal guy without the drugs. It's really sad to see what addiction does to people.
Drugs just reveal what you have inside you. Guy's not any better sober.
Normal guy? He was already arrested and served time in prison for God knows what. Seems like a regular miscreant to me
I've spent a lot of time in the trenches. I'm far beyond that point in my life but point being, dudes like that are a dime a dozen in Florida. I live in the next county over from Charlie and there's a million of them. they frequent the bus stops mostly or hide behind abandoned fast food joints and I can assure you unequivocally that this man is just a run of the mill alcoholic. He probably lives on some form of social security/ disability and he gets a bottle of cheap vodka or maybe a couple 4 packs of steel reserve and just does this kinda shit all the time. There's honestly not much variety to these guys, they're all about like this. Drugs? I mean, if you have it he'll snort it or smoke it but he probably doesn't actively seek drugs. Not what you would call an addict or junkie. His problem is the same as most, he made bad decisions in life and now hes sad cause he has fuck all to care about. It's a story that repeats itself in droves.
just a little perspective. sorry for the book i tried to make it as concise as possible lol
@@Bruh-zx2mc I'd probably agree that at this stage in life he probably isn't any better sober. However, the idea that "drugs reveal what's inside of you" is completely unfounded pseudo-philosophical nonsense. Be more responsible for your viewpoints. Make sure they're well informed. Do better.
@@Bruh-zx2mc nope. That's alcohol. And even at that, it's not what you truly are, it's just you without filters and morals. Drugs do truly unhinge a person, it's sad to see
3:51 i just love how much he was whipping that b***h 😭. He was even leaning back a little 💀
its embarrassing the amount of times ive fullscreened one of charlies vids and get my desktop confused with his, I've probably tried over 15 times collectively to check Charlies steam notifications
He should’ve acted asleep and wakes up and goes “oh shit scooby not again! I live in my car officer and I never planned to drive, scooby takes the wheel every now and again and I have no control over it.”
My guy your comment was stolen by at least three different bots, congrats I have never seen a comment so popular with the bots. ctrl f your comment if you want to find them, one of them is actually one of the top comments too.
@@stickyxliver1223 dang, your right. oh well though. thx for the shortcut tip i didnt know that
Plot twist: The dog was actually driving the whole time
CAN I COME TO YOUR HOUSE LATER AND SIT ON YOUR COUCH AND STARE AT THE WALL AND SAY NOTHING?
As someone who lives in Springfield this is 100% something we would do
Those dogs should take over the next 10 fast movies.
I heard this on the radio when I was driving today and I was laughing so much that I felt like I was a possible hazard on the road.
The fact that the footage hasn’t been released for this is a crime in of itself this sounds amazing
5:08 "You got arrested 8 months ago and then spent 18 months in jail. Did they lock you up in the hyperbolic time chamber?" 😂
Honestly a mastermind. Dogs are truly man’s best friend for a reason.
I wish I was lucky enough to be friends with Charlie dude seems like he could snap you out of any funk you are in he just has a way of getting your head on straight.
I also wish to be friends with Mr. Moist himself. Me and Charlie could be the best of friends and do a whole lot of things together. I been wanting a friend who understands me and speaks of my language.
least parasocial cr1tikal viewer
CAN I COME TO YOUR HOUSE LATER AND SIT ON YOUR COUCH AND STARE AT THE WALL AND SAY NOTHING?
@@spimbles 😭😭😭
Charlie’s knowledge is too powerful for this world
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts.
So this is how far we’ve come since the “dog ate my homework” story
The man with the black belt would beat me in a fight he would have me dying laughing how this cop holds his composure is beyond me.