Alhaitham BROKE a CARDINAL RULE. (7 Strange Vision Details)

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  • 7 strange Vision details
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  • @kettletoro
    @kettletoro  Рік тому +2891

    i was today years' old when i found out i've been spelling alhaithem wrongly :"")
    i stream on twitch 3 times a week! feel free to join

    • @KokomiyaSangonomi
      @KokomiyaSangonomi Рік тому +26

      May i ask where are you from? I just love your accent its so sweet i could listen to you speaking in English all day!

    • @marionetteee_0
      @marionetteee_0 Рік тому +9

      Woof woof 💀🗿 yelan for sure

    • @C0RP0
      @C0RP0 Рік тому

      This isn't to do with Lore.
      The devs are just getting lazy because of people's, pike yours, dumb vidoes

    • @rural3843
      @rural3843 Рік тому +12

      nah ur pronounced correctly who said otherwise?

    • @mewtou
      @mewtou Рік тому +1

      That’s exactly how I pronounce him-
      And I think Paimon too

  • @commentsection-chan
    @commentsection-chan Рік тому +9552

    Candace also has the only physical shield. Everyone forms a shield out of elements but she just has one. Would love to see other weapons being used in abilities. And yes I know Childe exist. So we have a shield and dual wielding daggers. What else can we see? Collie has a boomerang

    • @quantumlegend7991
      @quantumlegend7991 Рік тому +138

      Ig Raiden's Sword Burst could be considered one of them?

    • @Medusa_The-Bard
      @Medusa_The-Bard Рік тому

      And she is also white washed to hell 😄😇

    • @Lazer_Specter
      @Lazer_Specter Рік тому +161

      Alhaitham technically has 2 swords.

    • @jeppe1230
      @jeppe1230 Рік тому +89

      Klee has c4

    • @truelyme0
      @truelyme0 Рік тому +52

      Shotguns i want a GUNNER characters 😭🙏

  • @Aan-kun
    @Aan-kun Рік тому +3378

    Technically Alhaitham is now the first in command (as the acting grand sage) and has the same element as Nahida (Which follows the same trend as Jean with Venti, Ningguang with Zhongli, and Miko with Ei). The second in command is the Mahamatra himself, Cyno. Who in fact IS an electro. So no chains were broken.

    • @nobody7277
      @nobody7277 Рік тому +122

      damn i thought sara was the top rank below raiden

    • @Aan-kun
      @Aan-kun Рік тому +326

      @@nobody7277 nah miko is definitely above sara. And even if it's the other way around, it doesn't change anything since they're both electro

    • @kuriousy
      @kuriousy Рік тому +33

      Alhaitham declined the offer to become grand sage, so he is still the scribe I believe.

    • @tianaanhnguyen7393
      @tianaanhnguyen7393 Рік тому +59

      @@kuriousythe point is he is the highest figure but he can deny it, but that just the the fact ^^

    • @kuriousy
      @kuriousy Рік тому +17

      @@tianaanhnguyen7393 He isn' t the highest though? The scribe is below the grand sage and the grand sage is below the Archon (Nahida) so Nahida is the highest figure in Sumeru and the Akademiya.

  • @RoomTemp-zl6gi
    @RoomTemp-zl6gi Місяць тому +26

    This video was 1 year ago, and now wriothesley exists. I think hoyo heard you.

  • @noahtrash6893
    @noahtrash6893 Рік тому +555

    Keqing: you took everything from me!
    Alhaitham: I don't even know who you are.

  • @netheris
    @netheris Рік тому +2124

    Damn, Hoyo be gatekeeping Cryo Catalysts in the basement :,)

    • @pa9030
      @pa9030 Рік тому +102

      bro gatekeeping and keeping in the basement are two different things lol, you can't just combine them

    • @aexyolus
      @aexyolus Рік тому +72

      broski fr learned a new word from tiktok and used it incorrectly 💀
      that is not how u use gatekeep

    • @dreading_bread5062
      @dreading_bread5062 Рік тому +3

      nahhh frfr bros

    • @gaurangverma5470
      @gaurangverma5470 Рік тому +60

      I think it's because it'd make melt or freeze teams broken. Don't expect a cryo catalyst anytime soon. Mika is polearm

    • @Sitsidlhchdyf6w
      @Sitsidlhchdyf6w Рік тому

      @@gaurangverma5470 mika is a cryo catalyst

  • @shirogutz
    @shirogutz Рік тому +659

    "But perhaps that changes soon"
    Mika with a polearm in his book: 👉👈

    • @Santusknowsyourlocation
      @Santusknowsyourlocation Рік тому +8

      ill cry

    • @smuglumine9379
      @smuglumine9379 Рік тому +53

      Leak warning
      Bro's got a crossbow too😭 Childe (playable ver) better watch out

    • @ImTether
      @ImTether Рік тому +25

      Leak Warning
      There will be a Female Cryo Catalyst User and she uses GUNS

    • @Santusknowsyourlocation
      @Santusknowsyourlocation Рік тому

      @@smuglumine9379 its just his idle animation

    • @smuglumine9379
      @smuglumine9379 Рік тому +8

      @@Santusknowsyourlocation still, he's gonna a lot for a little birb boy

  • @dannycrawford3856
    @dannycrawford3856 Місяць тому +133

    Not me watching this post Fontaine and being confused at first

    • @fwuffcat
      @fwuffcat Місяць тому +19

      same a whole year really does something 😭😭 i was like wdym kavehs a dendro claymore right? (let him out of the basement hoyo)

    • @Yume-un8bs
      @Yume-un8bs Місяць тому +5

      ​@@fwuffcathes on maternity leave 😋

    • @stupidkidfromcanada
      @stupidkidfromcanada Місяць тому

      @@Yume-un8bsWHAT.

  • @thycorrupted
    @thycorrupted Рік тому +259

    "Al Haitham is second in command"
    Cyno: *Laughs in Justice will be served*

    • @tanmaypatil8823
      @tanmaypatil8823 Місяць тому +5

      That's true idk why no ones talking about it but then in Fontaine nuveillette is 2nd command unless you talk about clorinde

    • @Moonstar43223
      @Moonstar43223 Місяць тому +6

      ​@@tanmaypatil8823well Technically in the story he is now first since there is no more Hydro archon, just a dragon/sovereign-

  • @YashesLP
    @YashesLP Рік тому +4624

    "The second in command has always been Electro." "Second only to Nahida."
    Except, aside from Inazuma it has always been second *Non-Archon* in command and even with Inazuma you can argue that Sara would be second in Command to Yae Miko. And Sumeru has Cyno to fill that role.
    Actually, now that I think about it, the second in command to the Archon seems to always share the Archon's Element. Jean is Anemo, Ningguang is Geo, Yae Miko is Electro and Alhaithem is Dendro. He really doesn't break any trends if looked at that way.

    • @katzwei_
      @katzwei_ Рік тому +58

      True

    • @vanthursday
      @vanthursday Рік тому +115

      No. The Second in Command in Inazuma is not Electro user its the Commisioners. The main one is Ayato. Ayato has a higher Ranking than Sara and Yae. Yae still needs to talk to Yashiro Commission for approval to start a festival

    • @partygamingz3332
      @partygamingz3332 Рік тому +299

      ​@@vanthursday yet yae miko just as much helps run inazuma let's say any disasters would happen like the vision hunt decree, she goes to ayato to help get her plan into action but she also has a lot of power in inazuma
      So I'd still consider her second in command (technically) while ayato is the head of the yashiro commision and work to put yae mikos ideas to effect (he talks about this in "about yaemiko" how he often puts her ideas into action like he works under her but is an important asset as well to her)

    • @1971taks
      @1971taks Рік тому +8

      Well for the ressitance the second in command is gorou to kokomi and i highly doubt bediou is the second in command to the resistance

    • @junlexip9204
      @junlexip9204 Рік тому +50

      Jean isn't the second in command though. She is the acting grand master, Varka is. He could very well potentially be a non Ameno and it ruins what you said

  • @justabooberv4298
    @justabooberv4298 Рік тому +1380

    "There's no cryo catalyst, but perhaps that will change too"
    **Mika being a polearm wielder**

    • @catseuphori
      @catseuphori Рік тому +12

      Atleast i didnt say it

    • @karindrafarazfreshia6835
      @karindrafarazfreshia6835 Рік тому +147

      Not Just Polearm, boy also shooting with Crossbow and slamming us with da freaking Book

    • @I-am-stupid278
      @I-am-stupid278 Рік тому +5

      what?

    • @tacotube8568
      @tacotube8568 Рік тому +43

      @@I-am-stupid278 yes, Mika is a polearm, crossbow, and catalyst char

    • @I-am-stupid278
      @I-am-stupid278 Рік тому +10

      ​@@tacotube8568 i swear to god if this is leaks

  • @kate1060
    @kate1060 Рік тому +38

    "Geo is the only element that doesn't have a loli"
    Hydro: ._.

    • @urlocalmcdonaldsventi
      @urlocalmcdonaldsventi 2 місяці тому +5

      there's Sigewwinne coming soon!

    • @kate1060
      @kate1060 2 місяці тому

      @@urlocalmcdonaldsventi I'm still waiting for her 😭

    • @xinle6106
      @xinle6106 Місяць тому

      ​@@urlocalmcdonaldsventishes a bow char

  • @Dagoz
    @Dagoz Рік тому +152

    Look guys, Xiao is NOT SHORT.
    He's 6 foot 5 inches tall on a bad day

    • @nnabiaa
      @nnabiaa Рік тому +19

      Xiao means “small” in Chinese and i think is one of the shortest males in game

    • @madeliefynana
      @madeliefynana Рік тому +15

      ​@@nnabiaa Please don't spread misinformation. It depends on what character is used. Xiao's name and "small" is pronounced slightly different...
      Though I guess you can make fun of it since it sounds familiar

    • @Kisune.
      @Kisune. Рік тому +2

      ​@Meli Beli so.. they aren't rlly giving misinformation bcuz there's no actual character we can check... tho the pronounciations is different.

    • @madeliefynana
      @madeliefynana Рік тому +6

      @@Kisune. uh, yes we can... genshin is a Chinese game... with Chinese characters if you change it to Chinese...

    • @Kisune.
      @Kisune. Рік тому +1

      @Meli Beli u can't currently change the name characters as of rn tho? I thought it only changes the va

  • @KelyxTheMage
    @KelyxTheMage Рік тому +328

    fun fact, Cyno is actually the shortest playable male character now! We have someone new we can pick on to give poor Xiao a break ;P

    • @mizusakitsubame6008
      @mizusakitsubame6008 Рік тому +114

      because i'm pretty sure cyno isn't wearing any boots unlike xiao lol

    • @Akino-mh6vu
      @Akino-mh6vu Рік тому +13

      ​@@mizusakitsubame6008naurr 😭🤣

    • @rtg9733
      @rtg9733 Рік тому +6

      Xiao is also thousands of years old btw.

    • @haruki4860
      @haruki4860 Рік тому +20

      Xiao is thousands years old but never grows. So I'm curious, is he getting lost the height and in return he got the ever lasting age? Mihoyo sure is bully 🤣

    • @cof...
      @cof... Рік тому +14

      Why would you pick on someone based on their height? It's cringe and reflects your own insecurities. There's nothing wrong with being a short male.

  • @JosephPadlaJosephPadla
    @JosephPadlaJosephPadla Рік тому +76

    Damn, you didn't have to do Xiao dirty 😭💀

    • @robiemendoza384
      @robiemendoza384 Рік тому +1

      Did you know that xiao is the only the second shortest male playable character

  • @Not_obligated2care
    @Not_obligated2care Рік тому +19

    I’m crying laughing she said “if you strangely like the element of no reactions” (geo) 😭😂😂🤣 as a person with a ton of useless geo crystals and don’t use a single geo characters that was pretty accurate.

  • @jhundeeguillermo6790
    @jhundeeguillermo6790 Місяць тому +4

    Rizzley with them goddamn hands helped change the cryo catalyst curse

  • @min3bubblegum
    @min3bubblegum Рік тому +92

    "Every region's second-in-command is electro."
    Meanwhile, Mondstadt technically having Jean as second-in-command after Varka, and her second-in-command being Kaeya (as she has left him to watch over Mondstadt in the first GAA event.)

    • @ToraAkira
      @ToraAkira Рік тому +17

      And then he left Lisa as 4th in command Acting Acting Acting Grand Master lol

    • @roxas5071
      @roxas5071 Рік тому +2

      ​@@ToraAkirai think its because Lisa got offered Jean's place but she denied

    • @nethanelmartinezbisono4973
      @nethanelmartinezbisono4973 Рік тому

      ​@@roxas5071it was Jean's place, Jean took Dilic's place when he left but Lisa was appointed to be the Captain of the 8th company which she declined

    • @ToraAkira
      @ToraAkira Рік тому

      @@nethanelmartinezbisono4973 Diluc was Cavalry Capitan the one who took his place was Kaeya, Jean has never been in the same position as Diluc :l
      Jean is in Varka place while he is away

    • @nethanelmartinezbisono4973
      @nethanelmartinezbisono4973 Рік тому

      @@ToraAkira When I say took Diluc´s place I don´t mean the actual position, I meant the acting Grand Master thing, it would have been Diluc if he didn´t quit

  • @mininutellatoast7557
    @mininutellatoast7557 Рік тому +137

    *correction: according to the latest studies by researchers of the akademyia, xiao is estimated to be at least 5 meters tall. The reason why he appears to look small is, because he artificially makes himself smaller to make others around him not feel bad about their height. Actually a true story. No copium. Trust me

    • @kra6958
      @kra6958 Рік тому +5

      I don't know what research you're talking about. But from my own research, Xiao's name comes from a demon(?) that can change its own size at will. Although Zhongli's reason of giving him that name lies in another. But with this in the picture, Xiao can either be in the chibi squad or grown up squad. They probably made him mid because of that. Or maybe they're just thinking 2 tall male character is enough for each region......

    • @-eri_txrtle-
      @-eri_txrtle- Рік тому +3

      @@kra6958 Xiao’s name means swiftness

    • @kra6958
      @kra6958 Рік тому +18

      @@-eri_txrtle- Xiao's name *Xiao* doesn't mean swiftness. It's his Adeptus name *General Alatus* that has the meaning of swiftness. I searched for a video of Osial fight in original Chinese just because I can't find any connection between 魈 and swiftness. And it's proven that they really don't have a connection when I heard he said “夜叉之名” which means his Adpetus name/title. English translation left out a word and that one definitely caused confusion. He has three titles “金翅鹏王” which is translated in English as “General Alatus” which is used for his position during Archon wars , “降魔大圣” which is translated into “Conqueror of demons” for his job in general and the last one is which most people of Liyue knew of him as “护法夜叉” translated as “The Vigilant Yaksha” , the protector of Liyue.
      Alatus means having wings or winged from what I've learned so it's also relatable with swiftness in English too. On the other hand 魈 has a different meaning, Rex Lapis might've chosen it because of how Xiao has went through a lot of hardships just like demon(youkai) “魈(Xiao)” did. And it's a real fact that the demon has ability to change its own size at will.
      I really like him so I did many searchings on him as I can. There's still a lot of things I've learned about him, that let me connecting him with those religious stories in real life. I don't have many knowledges over other characters as much as I know about Xiao.

  • @panjiedavid
    @panjiedavid Рік тому +9

    As a Xiao main, I took that personally-

  • @neahecho-chan8479
    @neahecho-chan8479 Рік тому +12

    ASide from Geo,I think Hydro doesn't have a short female character as of yet as well

  • @darrelsam419
    @darrelsam419 Рік тому +209

    I can hear Xiao's angry noises at being called short. :D
    Though yeah, I'd like to see a short male character. Maybe a male elf or something along those lines.

    • @MapleTrifolium
      @MapleTrifolium Рік тому +6

      Xiāo in Chinese translated to English : elf

    • @shimmeringsound112
      @shimmeringsound112 Рік тому +3

      Timmie as a playable character ☺️

    • @user-th1qo4cq9g
      @user-th1qo4cq9g Рік тому +5

      I guess this won't stop until small male characters are introduced. Poor Xiao. but baby xiao art for the win.

    • @taco0401
      @taco0401 Рік тому +2

      @@MapleTrifoliumuh, what?

    • @EvilFlurffyKitten2256
      @EvilFlurffyKitten2256 Рік тому

      ​@@MapleTrifolium Xiao means small.

  • @beanswater
    @beanswater Рік тому +140

    Wait, in Mondstadt Lisa's just the librarian. The real 2nd in command should be Kaeya. He even took over Jean's duties when she's out vacationing in the golden archipelago. Also, technically Jean is 2nd in command as the acting grandmaster, just taking over Varka's job while he's out on an expedition.

    • @kapimati__
      @kapimati__ Рік тому +46

      I think that "2nd in comand is electro" theory is highly far fetched

    • @BenW0lf
      @BenW0lf Рік тому +17

      the second in command in mondstadt is jean
      bc varka is the actual grandmaster and jean is just his timed replacement

    • @Seraph0723
      @Seraph0723 Рік тому +10

      The theory is more like ‘the closest companion to the first in command’ is electro rather than ‘second in command’ that way it makes a lot more sense

    • @kapimati__
      @kapimati__ Рік тому +3

      @@Seraph0723 well, I wouldn't say it makes more sense. It surely does help when it comes to Jean/Lisa and Raiden/Yae Miko, but it doesn't work at all in the rest of Tevyat. Ningguang doesn't have any close friend, and there isn't really any interaction between her and Keqing. Not even mention Sumeru, where Althaitam had zero interaction with Nahida

    • @Seraph0723
      @Seraph0723 Рік тому +11

      @@kapimati__ dude ningguang and keqing have a very important relationship with each other, but that wasn't even the character I had in mind, beidou is the companion of ningguang, not only are there close with each other but their duality is of great importance for liyue, they are both seen as protectors of land and sea etc.
      also the theory is just for fun and giggles, we know it is not really a thing because sumeru breaks that cycle anyway

  • @PortalBreaker
    @PortalBreaker Рік тому +2

    The element of no reaction sounds like a spice limit video ngl.

  • @Funnyjoke12348
    @Funnyjoke12348 Рік тому +2

    Alhaitham is honestly amazing. His playstyle is quite fun, he's brilliant (which I adore,) and he has a wonderful personality. He was a must pull for me.

  • @ImpureVessel
    @ImpureVessel Рік тому +24

    I'd beg for a cryo catalyst, but Chongyun is all we need.

  • @noahkphan
    @noahkphan Рік тому +67

    why you gotta do xiao like that 💀

  • @christopherzhao8373
    @christopherzhao8373 Місяць тому +3

    pov u see this in 2024 and u think… how bout rizzly

  • @sophiagilman9449
    @sophiagilman9449 Рік тому +2

    “Mr Big Brains” I cackled like a hilichurl inside

  • @monokuma6041
    @monokuma6041 Рік тому +11

    My Xiao who deals over 1000 damage per normal hit: "LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHI-"

    • @roxas5071
      @roxas5071 Рік тому +2

      Idk if you're low ar but my trav does the exact same per na 😭

    • @Blade.5786
      @Blade.5786 Рік тому

      The real question is, why are you Normal Attacking with Xiao?

    • @memey6978
      @memey6978 Рік тому

      Sounds like low damage to me

  • @snowey4743
    @snowey4743 Рік тому +8

    I love how all of the characters are unique and has own their unique skills even if some of them are similar each other still character's aesthetics, personalities shine over the similarities. They all have their differences along them. I love how Hoyoverse puts so much details for their characters even if they are free.

  • @LaSignoraLohefalter
    @LaSignoraLohefalter Місяць тому +2

    Signora: HAHAH, JOKES ON YOU IM COMEING BACK-

  • @randomperson6994
    @randomperson6994 Рік тому +2

    “Geo is the only element that doesn’t have a short girl”
    Hydro: I’m not even here I’m just a hallucination

  • @anna.owo.
    @anna.owo. Рік тому +12

    We geo players have Noelle, the real geo archon.

    • @Archangel_of_light
      @Archangel_of_light Рік тому +3

      And Ninguang, real Geo Queen

    • @justsomeguywithagoodsmile1952
      @justsomeguywithagoodsmile1952 Рік тому +3

      And us realists have Zhong li as CEO of GEO

    • @anna.owo.
      @anna.owo. Рік тому +2

      @@justsomeguywithagoodsmile1952 i also have him but he is just a husbando, Noelle is my daughter, i can't replace her.

    • @a.d.e861
      @a.d.e861 Рік тому

      Oonga Boonga itto brain

  • @CanIgetUwU
    @CanIgetUwU Рік тому +159

    THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS ELECTRO SECOND COMMAND!
    In Mondstadt, the grandmaster is Varka. Jean is only an Acting Grandmaster.
    In Liyue, all Qixing share equal position. They're designed to not have a leader AT ALL because they're originally serves as Morax right hand (like Tri-Comission to Baal). Both Keqing & Ningguang share the same status.
    In Inazuma, the head of state is the Raiden Shogun. However, the management of the nation falls to the Tri-Comission. Every commissioner are equal by status & position as explained in Ayato's Story Quest. Like the Qixing they also don't have any leader.
    Although Sara belongs to Tenryou commission she isn't exactly part of it. The current leader for that is Kujou Kamaji. Sara's true position is a General of Shogun's Army which directly work under Inazuma Shogunate (like Milelith & Corps Thirty).
    For Yae, Grand Narukami Shrine is a neutral organization. She serves Ei as a familiar not as a Guuji. It's like how Ningguang paid Beidou to work for her as an individual not as a Crux Captain.

    • @dianatellooo
      @dianatellooo Рік тому +15

      There's no need to argue this bc the whole electro second in command thing is a headcanon people made up. It's very little to do with lore/techinicalities and more to do with how we perceive the authority of current playable characters based on their story relevance. Plus, it's just a pattern people noticed and there's nothing wrong with having fun with it.

    • @idklmao2486
      @idklmao2486 Рік тому +2

      It always amazes me how people really read the lore

    • @g.7940
      @g.7940 Рік тому

      finally someone with brain

    • @ShinjiHirako13667
      @ShinjiHirako13667 Рік тому

      ​@User i ain't reading that

    • @ShinjiHirako13667
      @ShinjiHirako13667 Рік тому

      @User yes that what i say

  • @Lars_Hermsen
    @Lars_Hermsen Місяць тому +1

    Your less-than-kind words about geo will be remembered. Glory to geo.

  • @Coldboo_
    @Coldboo_ Місяць тому +2

    The funniest thing is that Cyno is the shortest male character but everyone only talks about Xiao

  • @artimationhub3732
    @artimationhub3732 Рік тому +4

    You could argue that Cyno is the “second in command” electro character haha! But I love that explanation!

  • @watermelon_ch7n546
    @watermelon_ch7n546 Рік тому +2

    Xiao:"This is the burden I carry every day, people's comments about me."

  • @roccoooooooooooooooooooooo134
    @roccoooooooooooooooooooooo134 Рік тому +5

    I think everyone knows who will be added to the standard banner next: Albedo, being one of the oldest geo characters is growing less popular. There is also no geo 5* on the banner. That makes him a candidate for standard banner. Although to counter my theory, they might not add him. He has story relevance for khanriah! Hoyo’ might be waiting it out until he gets some sort of plot twist or he “eventually” looses control. Tell me what you think

    • @havidikevidi
      @havidikevidi Рік тому

      you're forgetting the fact that they're forbidden from adding an event character to standard banner. If they do appear on standard, hoyo needs to specify that on their release (just like with tighnari and dehya), otherwise they could get literally sued for it. If we do get a geo standard char, it will be a new one.

  • @joziah7128
    @joziah7128 Рік тому +5

    The Fatui wanted to play with an Archon and Ei didn't disappoint them. 😎

  • @jenshinimpact30
    @jenshinimpact30 Рік тому +18

    Actually in Mondstadt the 2nd in command is Kaeya, not Lisa. You can find that information in one of Jean's character stories.

    • @adelbusznyak3166
      @adelbusznyak3166 Рік тому +1

      Varka is the 2nd in command than jean

    • @silentoccasion4359
      @silentoccasion4359 Рік тому +1

      ​@@adelbusznyak3166 you mean Varka is the grandmaster with Jean as second in command?

  • @Ethonra
    @Ethonra Рік тому +1

    Kettletoro must have a Pyro Vision. The burns got progressively more intense the longer the video went on. Scorcher.

  • @user-jk8ny9em9o
    @user-jk8ny9em9o Місяць тому +1

    Chiori: dang I never know that I was breaking a trend and a archons upperclassmen too
    Clorinde: first time?

  • @calix.an.average.citizen
    @calix.an.average.citizen Рік тому +32

    don't hurt xiao, atleast he understands what being short feels like >:(

    • @keisuperstar
      @keisuperstar Рік тому +1

      cyno is shorter btw

    • @1247Theo
      @1247Theo Рік тому +1

      ​@@keisuperstar just because cyno doesn't wear any shoes like Xiao did

  • @silverhawk4491
    @silverhawk4491 Рік тому +10

    Alhaitham is gonna bring the last elemental infusion as well! We have:
    C6 Benny, Hu Tao, Yoi and Diluc for Pyro
    Chongyun, Aloy and Ayaka for Cryo
    Candace, Ayato, Childe, Nilou and C6 Yelan for Hydro
    Keqing, Raiden and C6 Dori for Electro
    Noelle and Itto for Geo
    Xiao and C6 Kazuha for Anemo
    And now Alhaitham for Dendro!
    Next up, we need a TEAMWIDE infusion for each element; so far we only have Hydro, Pyro and Cryo.

  • @XenoWars
    @XenoWars 18 днів тому +2

    We are now getting short girl geo, Kachina

  • @brianwisse8019
    @brianwisse8019 Місяць тому +1

    "There is no Cryo Catalyst user"
    *Fontaine comes out*
    *A wild Wrioteshly appeared*

  • @alyorg
    @alyorg Рік тому +25

    “There’s no cryo catalyst user.”
    Mika: You called?

    • @nesiachan4534
      @nesiachan4534 Рік тому +2

      She said it might change soon with mika

    • @Ninjaz4realz
      @Ninjaz4realz Рік тому +13

      He’s a polearm user

    • @annieklive
      @annieklive Рік тому +8

      I don't think he's a catalyst user. Think about it. They never put an actual weapon in the drip. We only see the weapon confirmed during the livestream. Also if you look closely, you can see that there are some drawings in his book. I really think that he has it just because he's a cartographer.

    • @locksley12
      @locksley12 Рік тому +4

      Actually leaks say he's a polearm user who is skilled with weapons.

    • @layandurgam112
      @layandurgam112 Рік тому +1

      ​​@@annieklive zhongli,yoimya,cyno,collei,razor,beidou,
      candace,Jean,xiangling, and more: 👁👄👁

  • @Moonachu_Y
    @Moonachu_Y Рік тому +20

    Please give us short male characters Mihoyo :(

    • @masonh-d5553
      @masonh-d5553 Рік тому

      Not to sound rude but, isn’t Mika relatively short?

    • @kukuhkahfi725
      @kukuhkahfi725 Рік тому +4

      ​​@@masonh-d5553 Not that. He mean the body type. Female characters has 3 which is kid (klee, diona,etc), teen (xiangling, keqing, etc), and adult (beido, lisa, jean, etc) while Male characters only has 2 which is teen (bennet ,xiao, chongyun, etc) and adult (itto, zhongli, thoma, etc). All the kids body type are female and none male

    • @lana_354
      @lana_354 Рік тому

      ​@@masonh-d5553
      No that's not it
      We r talking about kid characters like qiqi nahida Klee etc

    • @bookswithike3256
      @bookswithike3256 Рік тому +2

      @@kukuhkahfi725 The medium and tall height models are not correlated to character age. While all teens are medium height, that doesn't mean all medium height characters are teens.

  • @Karseat
    @Karseat 21 день тому +1

    Every rejoin has an electro second in command
    Meanwhile Jean in mondstadt:

  • @coda7293
    @coda7293 Місяць тому +2

    And then our hydro dragon sovregin joined the partay

  • @ajax6939
    @ajax6939 Рік тому +3

    Everyone keeps talking with their big brain, but no matter what you said I'll still feel sorry for Xiao.

  • @MadSpectro7
    @MadSpectro7 Рік тому +3

    I'm pretty sure Al-Haitham actually follows the rule. He fills the role of the de-facto ruler along with Jean, Ningguang, and possibly Yae Miko, who all have the same vision as their nation's archon.

  • @catt512
    @catt512 16 днів тому +2

    "Maybe that will change soon...." That didn't age well😅

  • @DaReal_iHarley
    @DaReal_iHarley Рік тому +2

    Keqing: I use a sword
    Alhaitham: I wield a sword
    Keqing: I can teleport
    Alhaitham: I can teleport
    Keqing: my burst consists of me cutting you to pieces
    Alhaitham: my burst consists of a box made by me cutting you to pieces

  • @ainesh.m
    @ainesh.m Рік тому +6

    Maybe there'll be a geo Fontaine/Natlan polearm user on the standard?

    • @Archangel_of_light
      @Archangel_of_light Рік тому

      Hoyoverse can just add on of current Geo 5*, like Albedo? Why not?

    • @ainesh.m
      @ainesh.m Рік тому +4

      @@Archangel_of_light that's because they were advertised as limited time only so they can have legal complications if they make them permanent, so they can only do that with new characters like Tighnari

  • @lowliethxd1471
    @lowliethxd1471 Рік тому +4

    Wait isn't the second in command in Mond is Jean?
    And For Liyue it's Nigguang. (Keaing has lower position than her)
    If anything, the 2nd in command has the same element as their archon.
    Inazuma- Yae
    Sumeru- Alhaitham

    • @ToraAkira
      @ToraAkira Рік тому +1

      Yes you are correct the representatives of each region are their god element
      Venti-Jean
      Zhongli-Ning
      Ei-Yae
      Nahida-Alhaitham
      The electro thing is kinda a stretch but you could technically say that Lisa, Keqing, Sara, Cyno are the second in command after the “representative”, then we have a Pyro character who is kinda welcoming us Amber, Xiangling, Thoma/Yoimya and Dehya
      And Cryo who gives us a quest(?) Kaeya, Ganyu and Ayaka, currently no Cryo characters from Sumeru so, ig the hydro charas are rich and meet us with some short of mission that they can do alone but for some reason we gotta help Mona, Xingqiu, Ayato/Kokomi and ig Nilou
      In short
      All of this is a stretch but the representative things is probably on purpose and
      FONTAINE LEAKS DONT READ IF YOU DONT WANT FONTAINE LEAKS
      From the Leaked characters the judge dude seems to be the representative of Fontaine and he totally looks hydro so
      Sorry for the big ass text Imao

    • @ToraAkira
      @ToraAkira Рік тому

      @@thestoneroftheeternaloasis except that Ning is the Tianguan which is basically like the president of the country, Ganyu and the others are under her(still hold big positions but not all Qixing have the same authorities)

    • @thestoneroftheeternaloasis
      @thestoneroftheeternaloasis Рік тому

      @@ToraAkira yeah lmao i just realized i had the wrong game 💀

  • @zerovermilion8715
    @zerovermilion8715 15 днів тому +1

    And then Fontaine came out, slapped on not one playable cryo catalyst user, but two.

  • @Luminescence124
    @Luminescence124 10 днів тому +2

    Oh WaIt- THeReS xIAo 💀💀💀

  • @Snow72800
    @Snow72800 7 місяців тому +3

    Wriothesly changed genshin impact forever

  • @elizabethsolorio9837
    @elizabethsolorio9837 Рік тому +14

    Mika isn’t a cryo catalyst he’s a pole arm

    • @SolArcturus
      @SolArcturus Рік тому +4

      I might be wrong but in Mika’s announcement thing he has a book which might be a catalyst, also in the video she says that it LOOKS like we MIGHT have one. Again I might wrong so take this with a grain of salt😅

    • @lonerslqnd_
      @lonerslqnd_ Рік тому +3

      ​@@SolArcturus Yup but leaks say he's a polearm

    • @Platypus403
      @Platypus403 Рік тому +1

      Do you know if he's a four-star or a five-star?

    • @lonerslqnd_
      @lonerslqnd_ Рік тому +3

      @@Platypus403 modt likely 4 star and dehya is 5 star but I'm not sure

    • @taiteakopyte1286
      @taiteakopyte1286 Рік тому +1

      Isn't missive windspear for Mika?

  • @b.est.jarovoja
    @b.est.jarovoja Рік тому +1

    my poor tall king

  • @ZL33Y
    @ZL33Y Рік тому

    "A grass wielder"
    That killed me. 💀

  • @jeanalburich6370
    @jeanalburich6370 Рік тому +8

    As a xiao main, I would like to formally state that xiao is actually 6'6 and has been hiding his true height this entire time.

  • @yukimi4119
    @yukimi4119 Рік тому +3

    istg Xiao has one of the saddest story in Genshin 😭
    p.s does anyone know the background song? it sounds so soothing and beautiful

    • @madeliefynana
      @madeliefynana Рік тому

      It's Eula's trailer music
      And honestly almost everyone has a sad backstory in Genshin... but I guess you could say Xiao is the one who suffers the longest due to his immortality

  • @Jonathan331
    @Jonathan331 Рік тому +1

    Oh wait! There's Xia--
    Wanderer: 😶‍🌫️

  • @FunziesChannel
    @FunziesChannel Рік тому +1

    You did Xiao dirty- 😂

  • @kokocute123
    @kokocute123 Рік тому +5

    The only similarities Alhaitham and Keqing have are their skill and burst animation. And Mika is a polearm cryo user, not a catalyst.

    • @katzwei_
      @katzwei_ Рік тому +2

      Not even burst animation, just the E, they only look similar at face value tbh

  • @lance4888
    @lance4888 Рік тому +4

    Wouldn't Kaeya or Jean be second in command? Jean if we count Varka and Kaeya if we only count characters we've only met

    • @hunterkiller2964
      @hunterkiller2964 Рік тому

      First in command is either jean varka and diluc

    • @juniorchief5989
      @juniorchief5989 Рік тому

      @@hunterkiller2964 diluc is not a member of the knights

    • @hunterkiller2964
      @hunterkiller2964 Рік тому

      @@juniorchief5989 did I say he is one ?
      He is the uncrowned king of mondstadt

    • @silentoccasion4359
      @silentoccasion4359 Рік тому

      ​@@hunterkiller2964 that's because of his underground network. He left the Knights and never wanted to return back to them

    • @hunterkiller2964
      @hunterkiller2964 Рік тому

      @@silentoccasion4359 ik it's for his network and business

  • @tbonehavoc
    @tbonehavoc Рік тому

    Okay, the ending SENT me 😂😂😂😂

  • @monomi7386
    @monomi7386 Рік тому +1

    geos the only element with no short female
    hydro:

  • @mariamdessoki6945
    @mariamdessoki6945 Рік тому +17

    The Waffle House has found it’s new host.

    • @AlliumBook
      @AlliumBook Рік тому +1

      The waffle house has found a new host

    • @wallygiggy1209
      @wallygiggy1209 Рік тому +1

      The waffle house has found its new host

    • @Ionno1696
      @Ionno1696 Рік тому +1

      The Waffle House has found its new host

    • @cath_exe7928
      @cath_exe7928 Рік тому +1

      The waffle house has found it’s new

    • @riz_endless5550
      @riz_endless5550 Рік тому +1

      the waffle house has found it's new host

  • @avocadodo8642
    @avocadodo8642 Рік тому +1

    You did not do Xiao dirty like that…. 🤣

  • @doasleen
    @doasleen 9 місяців тому +1

    wriothesley is a cryo catalyst after 9 months

  • @Rylyu
    @Rylyu Місяць тому

    Not kettletoro getting off topic 😂😂

  • @BabyExterminator
    @BabyExterminator Рік тому

    PLEASE
    I WANT SOMEONE TO MAKE A MEME OF HOW MUCH HE SAYS "HOWEVER".

  • @PurpleTsunami21
    @PurpleTsunami21 Рік тому

    ✨saCrILegE✨
    im dying😂

  • @iCxrln
    @iCxrln Рік тому +1

    Lmao the end🤣🤣

  • @bluesakura3432
    @bluesakura3432 Рік тому +1

    YOU. DID. XIAO. DIRTY. HAHAHAHAHAH ✨short king✨😩🤞

  • @therevolutionwillhavebanjos
    @therevolutionwillhavebanjos 20 днів тому

    getting these old videos is so interesting

  • @feng012
    @feng012 Рік тому +1

    OH, wait, there’s XIA-
    Meanwhile, Xiao: LEMEMT!!

  • @corvidcamp
    @corvidcamp Рік тому +1

    "It's the only one with no small female characters"
    Hydro mains:

  • @Blitx182
    @Blitx182 Рік тому

    Mika fooled us for a second. If he wasn't a polearm, then we would be excited

  • @Hoomann2470
    @Hoomann2470 Рік тому

    that lost 50/50 got me dying

  • @________ik
    @________ik Рік тому

    pov: geo and hydro having no smol beans

  • @bryannaing6316
    @bryannaing6316 Рік тому

    "The second in command has always been Electro"
    Kaeya: *Am I a joke to you?*

  • @meiya103
    @meiya103 11 днів тому

    “And still no cryo catalyst”
    We now have charlotte and wrio

  • @MZMS1510
    @MZMS1510 10 днів тому +1

    Finally a small geo in Natlan

  • @prodigymathprince8813
    @prodigymathprince8813 10 днів тому +1

    Xiao got roasted again...

  • @Asteroux
    @Asteroux 9 місяців тому

    "Oh wait, there's Xiao" is a good enough reason lol

  • @ayss2611
    @ayss2611 Рік тому

    "grass wielder" lmao

  • @DJ-jw6xv
    @DJ-jw6xv Рік тому

    THE ENDING I CANT-

  • @jellywolf5478
    @jellywolf5478 Рік тому +1

    mika.... yeah whos gonna tell her

  • @Yuri_Riddle
    @Yuri_Riddle 11 місяців тому +1

    Fun fact cyno is shorter but he has a hat

  • @fno0218
    @fno0218 Рік тому

    The way u roast xiao AHAHAHAHA I CANT STOP LAUGHING

  • @MACHEW_WingDestiny
    @MACHEW_WingDestiny 18 днів тому +1

    Technically, Cyno is the second in command for Sumeru

  • @kimchelsearofuli1986
    @kimchelsearofuli1986 11 місяців тому +1

    "No hydro claymores, nor dendro."
    Kaveh: 🤨🤔

  • @akari_chan8
    @akari_chan8 Рік тому

    The disrespect on my man at the end- 😔

  • @T-t047
    @T-t047 Рік тому

    "The second in command has always been electro " **gorou for Kokomi** ☠