Northern Trans-Pennine Class 101 | Train Sim World 2019

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  • Опубліковано 6 вер 2024
  • Fans of the 1980s will recall absolutely everything in this Northern Trans-Pennine run from Stalybridge to Manchester in a class 101. Train Sim World delivers the haircuts, the fashion, the dubious strangers waiting in the subway and, of course, the trains. Colonel Failure delivers inappropriate cultural flare. Perfect matchup.
    The key for this game was provided to me by Dovetail Games, and I know a lot of the people who work there pretty well. Some of them very well. If that weren't bad enough I'm currently being paid by Dovetail to do some work for them - this video is not part of that work, but even if it were it'd probably be exactly the same because I play it as I find it.
    Needless to say, this means that this video is devoid of any critical commentary and you are welcome to interpret that as suits you best.
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    That's all for now. You can go about your business.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 171

  • @FuzzyTronics
    @FuzzyTronics 5 років тому +35

    It was obvious from the start that you were going to fail, that wasn't your train, it said Private on the drivers door not Colonel.

  • @martindixon54
    @martindixon54 5 років тому +22

    Something from the 80's you forgot: Consumer goods all being marketed with the word TURBO (capital letters essential) on them. Everything from Porches to fountain pens had that word, whether they were TURBO or not.

  • @TheFilwud
    @TheFilwud 5 років тому +11

    Brilliant intro, excellent middle and I am looking forward to the end! A little bit of technical info for you to ignore reference your fight with the brakes: If you move the valve above LAP to a percentage then the brakes get applied, the more percents the faster they get applied. so if you set the valve to 10% the brakes will slowly get applied harder and harder until you have full brakery. If you set the valve to 80% you will get full brakery very quickly. Setting the valve to LAP just keeps the pressure constant at whatever it is at, less than LAP, as in RELEASE, lets the air (or vacuum) out of the system and reduces or fully releases the brakes. It's exactly like a bath, but different: open a tap (turn valve above LAP) and the bath fills (brakes get brakier), close the tap (set to LAP) the bath stops filling and stays at a certain level, remove the plug (valve at release) and the level of water (or brake) drops (or reduces). If you look at the brake gauges, the left hand one shows how much brakery you have set, with not brakes at the top and very brakes at the bottom. This has been a public service announcement from Cappen Boidseye.

  • @ewanhudson6571
    @ewanhudson6571 5 років тому +53

    That intro was amazing. Really made me smile

    • @everettrailfan
      @everettrailfan 5 років тому

      The intro made absolutely NO sense.

    • @fruitbat62
      @fruitbat62 2 роки тому

      Thunderbirds & Stingray combined intro's

  • @bananaman432
    @bananaman432 4 роки тому +3

    Having my local station as stslybridge this add-on is a wet dream

  • @stashyjon
    @stashyjon 5 років тому +58

    One of your very best vids Colonel. Loved the intro, and a quick tip, for the real BR DMU experience, as soon as a punter sits in one of the front seats so they can see into the cab you should slam the blinds closed in their faces in an as abrupt and rude manner possible.
    Happy new year by the way

    • @lukewyatt9912
      @lukewyatt9912 3 роки тому

      Sorry to be so offtopic but does someone know of a tool to log back into an instagram account..?
      I somehow lost my account password. I love any tips you can give me.

    • @jaxralph9232
      @jaxralph9232 3 роки тому

      @Luke Wyatt Instablaster ;)

    • @lukewyatt9912
      @lukewyatt9912 3 роки тому

      @Jax Ralph i really appreciate your reply. I got to the site through google and im in the hacking process atm.
      Seems to take quite some time so I will get back to you later when my account password hopefully is recovered.

    • @lukewyatt9912
      @lukewyatt9912 3 роки тому

      @Jax Ralph It did the trick and I now got access to my account again. Im so happy!
      Thank you so much you really help me out !

    • @jaxralph9232
      @jaxralph9232 3 роки тому

      @Luke Wyatt happy to help xD

  • @MrScoot27
    @MrScoot27 5 років тому +13

    20:18 Early candidate for "Best of Colonel Failure 2019". But, really, opening the wrong doors, that's a new one. Especially after hitting the platform so well.

  • @-syphec-3600
    @-syphec-3600 5 років тому +7

    21:56 "like a *very damp lemon*"

  • @davidwhiting1761
    @davidwhiting1761 5 років тому +5

    Well that was certainly more Bombastic than usual Colonel. Nicely done.

  • @mozmwhite2513
    @mozmwhite2513 4 роки тому +1

    Just stumbled on this and that 101 looks ace. I used to work with them back in the day, and rode in those cabs tons of times (never the driver unfortunately). Takes me back a while man.

  • @brandondreaton4432
    @brandondreaton4432 5 років тому +2

    Is this why there hasn't been many videos lately (ignoring the fact it was new years day) because of all of the editing needed for this masterpiece.!😍😍

  • @timderks5960
    @timderks5960 5 років тому +2

    What happened at the 39 minute mark:
    You never cleared the block that the opposing train required to enter the station (due to not going into the station far enough), so it's stuck at that signal, making it impossible for you to get back out of the station.
    To avoid redoing everything: cross a red signal or derail, so you can restart from the last checkpoint. Stopping the scenario manually will require you to redo it completely. The last checkpoint in this case would've been stopping at Manchester, so it would've been a quick fix.

  • @srosewood7368
    @srosewood7368 5 років тому +1

    Hawksbee and Jacobs doing train sim commentary now...love it!!!

  • @delticmatt7869
    @delticmatt7869 5 років тому +9

    You’re announcements are so dam funny lol

  • @phillace
    @phillace 5 років тому +1

    Great video's Colonel , your video's are more entertaining than the time i spend on TSW , keep up the great work !!

  • @andrewpedley4996
    @andrewpedley4996 5 років тому +5

    Like the intro Colonel, Thunderbirds, nice :-)
    You should drive the Class 47 next.

  • @PTB_BE
    @PTB_BE 5 років тому +30

    This can't be the north of England, there is too much optimism

  • @philipbray276
    @philipbray276 5 років тому

    One reason why I subscribed to your channel sir it's good to see I'm not the only one that has calamities on train Sim world..

  • @tomosmerivale6297
    @tomosmerivale6297 5 років тому +1

    The platform you came into in Manchester Victoria is now the metrolink tram platforms, if I remember rightly these platforms was also electrified by third rail

  • @martinusher1
    @martinusher1 5 років тому +1

    Those brakes don't work like a car's, The amount of braking is dictated by the brake pipe pressure. "Lap" means that the pressure is maintained, 'off' reduces the braking effect and 'on' increases it. If you watched a driver working onw of these then you see him jigging the handle as you came into a station --apply a bit, lap, apply a bit more, lap .... and so on. I was surprised that at Ashton you didn't have the passengers piled up against the partition but I suppose the brakes aren't that good.
    The weather's a nice touch. Quite authentic.

  • @EnsignBat
    @EnsignBat 5 років тому +4

    signals green means go yellow means next signal is red and red means stop
    Traffic lights green means go yellow means red is coming and red means stop
    Conclusion signals=traffic lights
    (Dumbed down a bit)

    • @Beastlysimmer_uk
      @Beastlysimmer_uk 5 років тому

      Breaking Dad official Fan base I’ve never seen a double yellow traffic light though

    • @AnkushTheHero
      @AnkushTheHero 5 років тому

      And double yellow means next signal is yellow

    • @EnsignBat
      @EnsignBat 5 років тому

      @@AnkushTheHero thank you i did not know that

    • @EnsignBat
      @EnsignBat 5 років тому

      Danny Holland I wasn't observant enough to to see that signals can be double yellow so I didn't mention that

    • @Sam-bz1hr
      @Sam-bz1hr 5 років тому

      I thought double was next signal is likely to be at danger, so to reduce speed?

  • @Elvo7684
    @Elvo7684 5 років тому

    I love your TSW series, this must be the high water mark of Failure, it was also great to see your sister along for the ride.

  • @DWtrainsNZ
    @DWtrainsNZ 5 років тому +1

    That intro man 👍 What a way to start the year. Loved it.

  • @philipbossy4834
    @philipbossy4834 5 років тому

    A great way to kick off the new year!
    Btw, it's not about what the passengers want, it's about what the passengers need. Brake as you must.

  • @hosedevil
    @hosedevil 5 років тому +1

    Had to re-watch the intro...best ever, cheers

  • @2CraftySeniors
    @2CraftySeniors 5 років тому +1

    "Oh dear". ;) Good fun once again, Colonel!

  • @nialldub
    @nialldub 5 років тому +1

    Great opening Mr Colonel Failure sir.

  • @ParanoimiaUK
    @ParanoimiaUK 5 років тому

    It's drivers like you that saw our railways privatised! 🤣
    If you're leaving or entering a depot, you need to set points yourself. On the journey, they're done for you. That confused the hell out of me the first time I played.

  • @amirdawoodbhai
    @amirdawoodbhai 5 років тому

    Colonel Failure
    The red semaphore signals are known as home signals. If raised/lowered, they can be passed, if not, then you must stop before them.
    The yellow semaphore signals are known as distant signals. If it's raised/lowered, then it is indicating that the next signal is also clear. If it is down, then it is indicating that the next signal is at Red and you should be getting ready to stop at the next signal.
    Where there are both signals on one post sometimes referred to as intermediary signals, the red home signal is the one that immediately protects the block section past the signal whilst the yellow distant signal is effectively the warning for the next section. If the red semaphore is raised/lowered but the yellow semaphore isn't, it means you can proceed but get ready to stop at the next signal. If both arms are raised then the next two sections are clear.
    With colour light signals, it's basically traffic lights.
    Green - All dandy, next section (or two) are clear
    Double Yellow - Only on four aspect signals, means the next signal is on a single yellow so you should start slowing down
    Single Yellow (Caution) - Get ready to stop as the next signal is a Red
    Red (Danger) - Stop as the next block section is occupied or the signaller hasn't set up your route yet
    In some place where signals are hard to sight for example on curves, a banner repeater is provided which is a bit like the old distant signals in that it can be passed anyway but gives advanced warning of the signal ahead. It looks like a black and white no entry sign or old fashioned shunt signal which is raised so it sits like a normal signal and that has the following aspects.
    Not raised - Get ready to stop at the next signal which is at Red (Danger)
    White disc raised to 45 degrees - Next signal is displaying a proceed aspect, this could be a Yellow, Double Yellow or a Green
    Green Disc raised to 45 degrees - This is a new variant, means that the next signal is displaying a Green aspect

  • @afradwright
    @afradwright 5 років тому

    Just loved this - basically because we share the same levels of train driving skills 😄. Will also be subscribing. Thanks for sharing!

  • @nigelkthomas9501
    @nigelkthomas9501 5 років тому +4

    This is Greater Manchester! No M60 just west of Ashton-under-Lyne!

  • @Nekron99OMG
    @Nekron99OMG 5 років тому

    I put this on to watch as I fall asleep. Fifteen seconds into the intro and I'm now wide awake. Hahaha

  • @Zaaphod
    @Zaaphod 5 років тому

    Colonel is driving trains again. My eyes are bleeding. I can't stop watching.

  • @cyborgbadger1015
    @cyborgbadger1015 5 років тому +1

    The immersion is strong in this one..

    • @mr8I7
      @mr8I7 3 роки тому

      Looks amazing. Stick some depressing 80s music on i.e The Smiths and you'll be in a time warp.

  • @thomassmets8303
    @thomassmets8303 5 років тому

    oh that intro brought me back good memories. Loved that show

  • @liamfullard6696
    @liamfullard6696 5 років тому

    Have to say I was impressed with your correct pronunciation of Stalybridge

  • @jwkennington
    @jwkennington 5 років тому

    I'm pretty sure that when you say "I'm in the north of England" you don't have to say "it's raining." That is pretty much a given. Happy New Year, Colonel! :)

    • @colonelfailure
      @colonelfailure  5 років тому +3

      Fair point. I'm catering to an international audience however, so am providing National Geographic-style reportage.

  • @ceegnz
    @ceegnz 5 років тому

    Lovely video :) when you have a control you have to drag in TSW, like the handbrake or the brake lever, the line with the dot on it that pops up when you mouse over the control shows you the direction you have to drag. I don't think many people have spotted that yet :)
    45 in the next one please !

    • @colonelfailure
      @colonelfailure  5 років тому +1

      That's what I'm attempting. Tis a smidge twitchy.

  • @AbhimanyuNigam
    @AbhimanyuNigam 5 років тому +1

    Some say that Miles is still Platting to this very day.

  • @daviddryden8088
    @daviddryden8088 5 років тому

    Your voice reminds me of Christopher Hitchens from time to time. But more than that, signals tell you things about stuff related to railway activity. You're vids are hilarious.

    • @colonelfailure
      @colonelfailure  5 років тому

      See, now that's guidance I'll remember: signal tell you things related to railway activity. Nice one David, that's vague enough for me to recall.

  • @eagleyeize
    @eagleyeize 5 років тому

    you make learning trains fun.

  • @MrYoung86
    @MrYoung86 5 років тому

    Nothing like watching Colonel Failure fight with the train controls

  • @2KXMKR
    @2KXMKR 5 років тому +1

    What kind of hell beast are you running this on?! It's beautiful!!

    • @colonelfailure
      @colonelfailure  5 років тому +3

      Only moderately powerful. There's a link to my setup in my channel "About" page.

  • @twt2560
    @twt2560 4 роки тому

    I tried that mission several times and I finally did it

  • @cameronwallace1490
    @cameronwallace1490 3 роки тому

    Fantastic intro, love it

  • @AssaultWolf
    @AssaultWolf 3 роки тому

    Yea, I'm pretty sure its because you didn't gone in all the way into that last station that would stopped the other train and blocked your way out.

  • @TheUkranz
    @TheUkranz 5 років тому

    The best intro ever. Bringing (the Class 101) sexy back.

  • @anthonypotter2521
    @anthonypotter2521 5 років тому +1

    Best laugh I've had this year!!!

  • @NexxusGaming
    @NexxusGaming 5 років тому

    What in the world?! Cnl are you off your meds? Lmao! That was a fire cracker intro! 😂😃😁😀

  • @MrBnsftrain
    @MrBnsftrain 5 років тому

    I liked the new intro! You should do that for all of your future uploads!
    I also noticed, you forgot to close the doors when goign back to the front of the train, as have many people who've played this route on UA-cam!

  • @Jam-Down-Brown
    @Jam-Down-Brown Рік тому

    Anybody else occasionally re watch this just for the intro?

  • @PossetCraggs9411
    @PossetCraggs9411 5 років тому

    Strange to see it like this - it's a lot cleaner than I remember it.

  • @gunnutcase1234
    @gunnutcase1234 5 років тому +1

    Signals 101
    Red = stop
    Single yellow=next signal is red or double yellow
    Double yellow = next signal could be single yellow or green
    Green = go or next signal is double yellow

    • @colonelfailure
      @colonelfailure  5 років тому +1

      Could just be me but use of the word "or" in your descriptions may form part of the problem.

  • @inkyscrolls5193
    @inkyscrolls5193 5 років тому

    01:15 That's a BG ('baggage gangwayed'), used for conveying passengers' luggage. (I.e.: Not a post van.) =D

  • @Bobbingtonn
    @Bobbingtonn 5 років тому +1

    Red is stop
    Green is go
    1 yellow is go, but may have to stop at next signal
    2 yellow is go, but may have to stop in 2 signals

    • @redgamer2163
      @redgamer2163 5 років тому +1

      and what about red-red-yellow-green-green?

  • @earnshaw5
    @earnshaw5 5 років тому +1

    Best intro ever!

  • @OctaviusRomulus
    @OctaviusRomulus 5 років тому

    I'm 15 seconds in and wondering what the hell is happening and I love it

  • @ersanovoroblox6102
    @ersanovoroblox6102 5 років тому

    9:35 You overshot but you didn't fail, don't worry, trains have reversers so you can always go backwards to your station you need to stop at.

  • @SilentShark
    @SilentShark 4 роки тому

    Like button pressed 30 seconds in to a 44 minute video 😉

  • @chrisrodgers5787
    @chrisrodgers5787 5 років тому

    Fab video colonel thanks for the entertainment. How about driving a newspaper special for an early morning run with the class 47

  • @edwardcole4623
    @edwardcole4623 Рік тому

    colonel-failure-runs-along-a-platform Sim World

  • @jacobarmstrong8878
    @jacobarmstrong8878 5 років тому +1

    Love that starting

    • @everettrailfan
      @everettrailfan 5 років тому +1

      That intro made no sense whatsoever.

  • @kirklesslightrailway6516
    @kirklesslightrailway6516 5 років тому

    This is a good show case why driver only trains don’t work in the north.

  • @parcton9716
    @parcton9716 5 років тому +7

    What if you drove the trains in transport fever….

    • @NeighborSenpai
      @NeighborSenpai 5 років тому +3

      If transport fever gave you an option to drive your trains Dovetail will go bankrupt

    • @parcton9716
      @parcton9716 5 років тому

      Maybe trains would be able to crash then

  • @Irish_Spud
    @Irish_Spud 4 роки тому

    I still haven't gotten the grasp of lap braking

  • @N00N01
    @N00N01 3 роки тому

    Intro:the Tees valley thunderbolt

  • @LiftManAmer
    @LiftManAmer 5 років тому

    if u would go in the station there was a underground passage to go to the other side

  • @KY0UJlN
    @KY0UJlN 5 років тому

    1st video ive seen. INSTANT SUB!

  • @ChristopherKaneTV
    @ChristopherKaneTV 5 років тому +2

    You remind me a bit of Mr Gilbert from the inbetweeners

    • @colonelfailure
      @colonelfailure  5 років тому

      You're not the first to make that observation.

  • @SIXPACFISH
    @SIXPACFISH 5 років тому +1

    Very Bombastic Intro! I wholeheartedly approve! The rest of the video? Meh.

  • @darenhaines8830
    @darenhaines8830 5 років тому

    At the end of the video, as you left the station, the signal on the track you probably were meant to go on, changed to green. I don't know if you noticed that.

  • @vincitveritas3872
    @vincitveritas3872 4 роки тому

    Think you can open throttle full to get up to speed quickly?

  • @allgaming4045
    @allgaming4045 5 років тому

    Love your vids
    But the brake is wrong
    All the percentage does is how fast it can pressure the brake cylinders lap just maintain the pressure and something with release

  • @Rod_Nyssen
    @Rod_Nyssen 5 років тому

    Fabulous Intro :D

  • @CyberpunkV2077
    @CyberpunkV2077 5 років тому

    Love the intro

  • @NextSound170
    @NextSound170 5 років тому

    Are DTG doing longer UK routes do we know? Or going back to GWE and expanding it?

  • @danielcraig243
    @danielcraig243 5 років тому

    I liked this video before I watched it

  • @Gamerroemer
    @Gamerroemer 5 років тому

    i have it on good authority that BR used flex tape on the tracks

  • @davidtully9022
    @davidtully9022 5 років тому

    its the 80s, you got to open the window before the door

  • @zesty2538
    @zesty2538 5 років тому

    What is the worst train in your opinion you have drived in this simulator? In my opinion is the DB class 66 diesel locomotive

    • @colonelfailure
      @colonelfailure  5 років тому +2

      Honestly? I don't have one. The least interesting are those where there's nothing much to do. I like a goodly amount of faffing around.

  • @ThStg
    @ThStg 4 роки тому

    Because you passed a red aspect then your in the wrong for not waiting for the other train to clear. 😋😋😋😋😋

  • @louisbeerreviews8964
    @louisbeerreviews8964 5 років тому

    Very funny 😂 mate

  • @Evergreen64
    @Evergreen64 5 років тому

    Yeah! The '80s! No damn alerters either.

  • @caleb7612
    @caleb7612 5 років тому

    nice “colonel cam” at the beginning

  • @ctx4241
    @ctx4241 5 років тому

    try Diesel Railcar Simulator
    . only train sim that have very positive on steam. taken that very positive is rating reserved for games like blood drenched, actionpacked games and fortnite, it will be blast!

  • @ThStg
    @ThStg 4 роки тому

    Say Colonel do you always make such COCK UP!!! on these simulators.🤗😁😁😁😁😄😃😄😃😄😃 I know everyone has their faults. I should know I make many on these Sims. But, I don't recall being this BAD!!!! 😄😃😄😃😄 Your entertaing nevertheless somewhat.

  • @danialhamilton7666
    @danialhamilton7666 3 роки тому

    Back when a tenner was alot

  • @danialhamilton7666
    @danialhamilton7666 3 роки тому

    The high priest w arwdry

  • @ThStg
    @ThStg 4 роки тому

    Mission FAILURE!!!! 😄😃😃😄😃😄😃😄😃😄😃😄

  • @mufc10529
    @mufc10529 4 роки тому

    Ya opened the wrong doors ha ha

  • @Beastlysimmer_uk
    @Beastlysimmer_uk 5 років тому

    You walked the wrong way at the start but oh well it wouldn’t be a failure without a failure

    • @colonelfailure
      @colonelfailure  5 років тому

      I walked in the direction of the waypoint ;)

    • @Beastlysimmer_uk
      @Beastlysimmer_uk 5 років тому

      Back the other way is whole in a wall that leads to an underpass leading to the other platform

    • @colonelfailure
      @colonelfailure  5 років тому

      First time at the station, inadequate signage, I have valid reasons for days, try me.

    • @Beastlysimmer_uk
      @Beastlysimmer_uk 5 років тому

      Colonel Failure remember the stream you did with dovetail in the route Alex did that scenario and walked down those stairs, somebody wasn’t paying attention, lol

  • @richardabernethy1134
    @richardabernethy1134 5 років тому

    Stalybridge my home town woohhhhh

  • @murrayjones694
    @murrayjones694 5 років тому +3

    Is this DLC available to the public yet?

    • @Beastlysimmer_uk
      @Beastlysimmer_uk 5 років тому +4

      Murray Jones it’s on pc now and coming to Xbox and Playstation on the 15th of January 2019 not too long left

    • @murrayjones694
      @murrayjones694 5 років тому +2

      @@Beastlysimmer_uk ok thanks

  • @machinegodthefam6868
    @machinegodthefam6868 5 років тому

    I would of gave the other trains a little push

  • @crashwelder5337
    @crashwelder5337 5 років тому

    are all track connections done for you in this scenario?

  • @MrPilcher1
    @MrPilcher1 5 років тому

    Out of gear is called Maori Over drive

  • @CTTechGaming
    @CTTechGaming 5 років тому

    The other train had stopped as there was the wrong type of leaves on the track! because us Brits love the wrong trees being right next to railroads!
    Do you prefer TSW or TS2019?

    • @colonelfailure
      @colonelfailure  5 років тому +1

      TSW personally. The level of goofing around it permits is splendid.

    • @CTTechGaming
      @CTTechGaming 5 років тому

      @@colonelfailure awesome! I have been looking at both but wasn't sure. And didn't seem much between them from what I could tell. Have to say I found your channel when looking at project hospital content a couple of months ago! One of the best finds of last year, really fun and entertaining! Thank you.

  • @ThStg
    @ThStg 4 роки тому

    This is far easier to do on PS4 I should know I got this on the PS4 version. As I can't use the PC version as my works but, I don't use it EVER!!! I got my reasons as to why I don't use it. DON'T ASK!!!!

  • @thedumgamer2046
    @thedumgamer2046 5 років тому

    Is that a 3rd rail in Manchester Victoria?

  • @mike_jwoww
    @mike_jwoww 5 років тому +1

    Not seen the full vid yet but I live in between Preston and Chorley and i bet it looks just as shit on the game as it does in real life lol