City Wok Guy Builds a Great Wall - SOUTH PARK

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  • @mightystronk4361
    @mightystronk4361 3 роки тому +5434

    i like how Mongolians are chipping off the wall with their weapons like it's some strategy game

  • @kakazi2170
    @kakazi2170 5 років тому +5768

    Can't we appreciate that Lu Kim built a fully functional great wall in the span of a week, complete with a gate

    • @Rodytur10
      @Rodytur10 4 роки тому +181

      I think you should call him by his real name Dr. William Janus.

    • @DragonBlack199
      @DragonBlack199 4 роки тому +51

      @@Rodytur10 I thought his name was Billy 😂

    • @KingOfGamesss
      @KingOfGamesss 3 роки тому +18

      I built a huge wall with a Dinosaur Gate in just 20 minutes on Ark Survival Evolved

    • @christiniyoutubesux
      @christiniyoutubesux 3 роки тому +50

      @@KingOfGamesss you didnt have mongolians though

    • @KingOfGamesss
      @KingOfGamesss 3 роки тому +4

      @@christiniyoutubesux Shut up Meg

  • @Tigerman1138
    @Tigerman1138 5 років тому +6327

    I like how out of no where period-ready Mongolians appear.

    • @coffeelink943
      @coffeelink943 4 роки тому +489

      Tigerman1138 they appear whenever they sense a wall being constructed

    • @mrbisshie
      @mrbisshie 4 роки тому +90

      It's like in Civilization, when you attack another Civ that is in the 21st century with a Warrior and Horse Archer unit, that made hours ago, and forgot you had.

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 4 роки тому +16

      mrbisshie I love the original Civilization. Left over catapult. No need to dismantle a unit, use it. Attack a naval town? Use your iron clan before your battleship.

    • @jorgel.quiroz8862
      @jorgel.quiroz8862 4 роки тому +43

      I mean if I had Mongolian heritage I would feel responsible to keep traditions alive.

    • @ItsSpoggel
      @ItsSpoggel 4 роки тому +10

      that's the joke

  • @drutarthesavage5156
    @drutarthesavage5156 3 роки тому +905

    I love the fact that they don't even try to get in, they just came to destroy his wall.

  • @jc199159
    @jc199159 3 роки тому +886

    I like how charismatic the Mongolians sound as they attack the wall.

  • @sp4823
    @sp4823 5 років тому +7141

    This reminds me of Age of Empires 2, where units just attack stone walls with swords and spears.

    • @austinpayne1406
      @austinpayne1406 4 роки тому +19

      @1000 Subscribers for my pet Bigfoot I think it's best you take your own advice and shut up. The dudes right.

    • @domoroyjenkins5098
      @domoroyjenkins5098 4 роки тому +7

      @1000 Subscribers for my pet Bigfoot defile my wife

    • @xotl2780
      @xotl2780 4 роки тому +135

      Behold! The horde of Genghis Khan approaches!

    • @austinpayne1406
      @austinpayne1406 4 роки тому +9

      @Tribal Media 1.) I'm not a kid when I'm 25. 2.) Your opinion doesn't matter, especially on the internet so you're not right at all dude. Check your overconfidence, "kid".

    • @austinpayne1406
      @austinpayne1406 4 роки тому +2

      @Tribal Media Again, to me you look like a narrow minded moron. The snip? Lol that's the best you could come up with?? Something a kid would say. Also 2 weeks? Yah because I do what I want and can reply when I want, sorry I didn't put replying to you as my top priority, you see, I have better things to do, but I do like some entertainment from chumps like you now and again.

  • @RickyBobbyYT
    @RickyBobbyYT 5 років тому +10477

    Turns out he’s not even Chinese lmao

  • @ImmortalSynn
    @ImmortalSynn 4 роки тому +559

    "Mongolians?! ...what the hell Mongolians doing HERE??" lol, dunno why, but I've always found his delivery of that statement hilarious. Maybe it's the gong.

    • @Bunjee77
      @Bunjee77 3 роки тому +57

      Mongorians*

    • @darkfallenangel96
      @darkfallenangel96 3 роки тому +29

      @@Bunjee77
      Did somebody say Mongorians?? They try to breaka down my shitty warr!

    • @picobarco4407
      @picobarco4407 2 роки тому +5

      @immortalSynn It makes sense he says "what the hell Mongolians doing here?", because South Park is in Colorado USA! And it is exactly true, what are Mongolian, and yet Ancient Mongols from the 9th, 10th and 11th century doing in Colorado in around 2010!

    • @picobarco4407
      @picobarco4407 2 роки тому +4

      Makes perfect sense that Lu Kim says this. If this was in China, then no problem, because Mongolia is just to the north of China.

    • @ImmortalSynn
      @ImmortalSynn 2 роки тому +3

      @@picobarco4407 your grasp of the obvious is startling. ;)

  • @anb7408
    @anb7408 Рік тому +124

    “I eat a rice and drive rearry shrow just like da rest of you.”
    I’m rolling! 😂😂😂😂

  • @dutcharmy
    @dutcharmy 3 роки тому +395

    The fact that he build the wall in a week, with no machines or technology to help him, no labourers helping him is quite amazing

    • @thedude8457
      @thedude8457 2 роки тому +23

      I mean it’s not like his restaurant is ever busy

    • @chasbodaniels1744
      @chasbodaniels1744 2 роки тому +4

      Big question is who answered his restaurant’s phone while he was at the building site?

    • @jesuschrist69
      @jesuschrist69 2 роки тому +1

      The chinese didn't have any machines or technology either!

    • @onlythewise1
      @onlythewise1 Рік тому +1

      only on tv crap

    • @OrkishEngineering
      @OrkishEngineering Рік тому +2

      ​@@chasbodaniels1744 the child labor force, duh!

  • @daftbanna7202
    @daftbanna7202 5 років тому +6609

    Still can't believe he's actually a white guy

    • @poisonpotato1
      @poisonpotato1 5 років тому +213

      Like Chappelle’s sticks and stones maybe it’s how he feels inside

    • @bobmichies9239
      @bobmichies9239 5 років тому +122

      City Sushi is still a realy good episode with nice plots and twists :D

    • @barackobama6965
      @barackobama6965 5 років тому +52

      The Pshycho Path maybe he is mixed and his confused

    • @asuraXTC
      @asuraXTC 5 років тому +61

      He’s not just some random stuff they added in for a quick episode in case you remember he had an Asian sister or something

    • @alexninten8818
      @alexninten8818 5 років тому +37

      But PC principle reference Kim being a white man
      In his first episode

  • @lordsteppergod7269
    @lordsteppergod7269 5 років тому +2212

    He built that wall pretty quick

    • @almasbaibolov1446
      @almasbaibolov1446 5 років тому +141

      Sure he is. Even if he isn't a real Chinese, dude playing pretty well.

    • @chinaman1
      @chinaman1 5 років тому +84

      It’s in his blood remember?

    • @citywok9579
      @citywok9579 5 років тому +42

      Its the chinese way

    • @joywang3308
      @joywang3308 5 років тому +17

      Try wearing Pooh bear costume for Halloween in China you disappear even more quickly

    • @angeleyesjr9676
      @angeleyesjr9676 5 років тому +12

      Aye f*** you mongolrians!🤣

  • @DomPatek
    @DomPatek 5 років тому +2751

    Like something straight out of Monty Python.

    • @realshaoran4514
      @realshaoran4514 5 років тому +64

      Well Monty Python was an inspiration for Mat and Tray, they've said that multiple times. No wonder their humour is at times pythonesque. See this gem here: ua-cam.com/video/atQsWb2ODOo/v-deo.html

    • @erlycuyler
      @erlycuyler 5 років тому +19

      Run away!

    • @xsailor85
      @xsailor85 5 років тому +8

      Or loony Toons

    • @spinblackcircles
      @spinblackcircles 4 роки тому +24

      I thought the same thing. The way the mongorians moved and the noise they made was a direct reference to Monty python

    • @itsjayhere246
      @itsjayhere246 4 роки тому +1

      Ah yes, a man of culture I see

  • @NL-cs9mt
    @NL-cs9mt 3 роки тому +182

    1:07
    "Hey Fuck you Mongorian!"
    - Tuong Lu Kim, Legend.

    • @borisivanovmusic
      @borisivanovmusic 7 місяців тому

      That line is absolutely ruining Ghost of Tsushima for me lmao

  • @willkinney5051
    @willkinney5051 2 роки тому +548

    When I went to China, I made sure to get a picture taken of me shaking my fist over the edge, pretending to be yelling at Mongolians to get off my wall... Because of this episode. It's been almost nine years, but I'm still so proud of that picture.

    • @Quepasaaqui718
      @Quepasaaqui718 Рік тому +9

      Lmfao best comment on here!

    • @MartinRocks26
      @MartinRocks26 Рік тому +4

      That’s like the top thing on my bucketlist

    • @devo076
      @devo076 Рік тому +7

      I'm surprised the Chinese let you keep your phone in jail.

    • @jckoibra2662
      @jckoibra2662 Рік тому +1

      Why would the Chinese guards arrest him for that?@@devo076

    • @crrtpf
      @crrtpf Рік тому +1

      was it built against Mongolians though? I think it was against Huns.

  • @dimmkah
    @dimmkah 5 років тому +4569

    It's magical how South Park gets away with shit no other show could.

    • @Infinite8blue
      @Infinite8blue 5 років тому +404

      Because they don't bend over

    • @狂気の栗
      @狂気の栗 5 років тому +178

      Not the one on Muhammad

    • @SkyGrey88
      @SkyGrey88 5 років тому +261

      Comedy central pulled it not Matt and trey, but good try. And only one of the 2 episodes were pulled.

    • @mediocreman6323
      @mediocreman6323 5 років тому +38

      I think it is the same as somebody who gets away with not brushing his teeth - if he is homeless, drunk, and his coat is actually on fire.

    • @bsc4344
      @bsc4344 5 років тому +23

      dimmkah Sadly,they didnt get away with picking on the ILLITERATE BUM PIRATE of that islamic death cult though....almost isn't good enough.

  • @itsbruce6305
    @itsbruce6305 5 років тому +2322

    I don't care if he's not Chinese, we need more episodes with him in it😂🤣

    • @oeao2841
      @oeao2841 3 роки тому +66

      With the whole Asian hates things going on I'm wondering if south park will do an episode about that

    • @xLatinAssazzin
      @xLatinAssazzin 3 роки тому +30

      @@oeao2841 they probaly will

    • @sowianskiwojownik5973
      @sowianskiwojownik5973 3 роки тому +81

      @@oeao2841 that won't stop Trey and Matt, they've provoked worse, like the Muhammad episode.

    • @oeao2841
      @oeao2841 3 роки тому +13

      @@xLatinAssazzin hopefully Kyle will learn something that day and teach us all

    • @oeao2841
      @oeao2841 3 роки тому +14

      @@sowianskiwojownik5973 perfect time to add an Asian kid to the show

  • @starrycollections3023
    @starrycollections3023 5 років тому +608

    1:20, this is so relatable.

    • @DropBearJroc
      @DropBearJroc 5 років тому +101

      You frequently have Mongolians knock down a wall you're trying to build?

    • @Kasaevier
      @Kasaevier 5 років тому +26

      @@DropBearJroc If he's Chinese, yes.

    • @starrycollections3023
      @starrycollections3023 5 років тому +67

      @@DropBearJroc You haven't?

    • @DropBearJroc
      @DropBearJroc 5 років тому +5

      @@starrycollections3023 those damned Tartarians ;)

    • @scattershotjd9823
      @scattershotjd9823 5 років тому +2

      @@DropBearJroc heavy Metal reference lmao

  • @spookyboi8446
    @spookyboi8446 4 роки тому +463

    This is historically accurate. The mongol armies went right around the wall and pored sweet n sour pork sauce on the chinese

    • @sutapasbhattacharya9471
      @sutapasbhattacharya9471 4 роки тому +22

      You didn't need Mongolians to kill the Chinese. Most of the real builders of the original wall were dissidents (political prisoners) forced into slave labour - their crimes included not burning all philosophical and political books except for the memoires of the Chin Emperor. About a million political prisoners died building the wall and their bones were used to add to the cement mix [may be they even ate some of the bodies]. China has had brutal, repressive totalitarian rulers operating police states for over 2,500 years [the only exception was 1911-49].

    • @spookyboi8446
      @spookyboi8446 4 роки тому +6

      @@sutapasbhattacharya9471 id go back to even the start in about 4000bc. Court culture is a bitch

    • @sutapasbhattacharya9471
      @sutapasbhattacharya9471 4 роки тому +2

      What started in 4,000 bce? It certainly was not civilization in China - there is no evidence for civilization in China before the Shang Dynasty dating from 1600 bce. The Chinese constantly brag about having a 5,000 year civilisation or history [or even 6 or 7 thousand years!] but this is complete BS. A British academic pointed out on an EastAsiaStudent Forum why this myth is used by the CCP to try to justify endless CCP dictatorship but Google seem to have censored the link. However, you can still access:
      steemit.com/china/@patriamreminisci/let-s-dispense-with-this-china-is-5-000-years-old-myth-shall-we
      camphorpress.com/5000-years-of-history/
      www.wa-pedia.com/forum/threads/43752-5000-years-of-chinese-civilization-Really

    • @spookyboi8446
      @spookyboi8446 4 роки тому +2

      @@sutapasbhattacharya9471 that based on the dynasties. There is archeological evidence that there was civilization before the shang dynasty, the shang were just the first dynasty. There were people living in the region on the eastern steppe and asia for thousands of years. Think of the pre shang as what the scythians were to the russians

    • @spookyboi8446
      @spookyboi8446 4 роки тому

      Also yes the chinese government were the ones who tried to confirm the evidence of the xia dynasty that possibly proceeded the shang but that evidence is shaky from what ive seen. However we know that after that court culture was pretty much there from the beginning after the first emperor died

  • @Isnapthesky
    @Isnapthesky 3 роки тому +102

    *"Goddamn how come every time Chinese put some walls and stupid mongols have to come and knock it down."*
    Lol pure gold

  • @MarkBlackMigo
    @MarkBlackMigo 5 років тому +7229

    1 person who disliked this is a Mongorrian

    • @mawdyardie
      @mawdyardie 5 років тому +68

      Then I guess i'am genghis khans son

    • @Jason.Johnson
      @Jason.Johnson 5 років тому +29

      5 now

    • @snausages43
      @snausages43 5 років тому +79

      Goddamn Mongorians

    • @buda00027
      @buda00027 5 років тому +9

      7

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 5 років тому +13

      I would say that all of the people who disliked it are.

  • @ManicallyMetal
    @ManicallyMetal 5 років тому +3440

    Imagine if this was made in 2019
    China would probably ban Mongolia

    • @dragonsontv4412
      @dragonsontv4412 5 років тому +193

      A bit late to the punch there, friend. The wall was the ban on Mongolia. Lol

    • @megapro125
      @megapro125 5 років тому +16

      @Hick Blooad season 23 lame? what are you smoking dude?

    • @someguy-ty1fg
      @someguy-ty1fg 5 років тому +3

      ManicallyMetal 🤣🤣😁

    • @Endelite
      @Endelite 5 років тому +5

      @Hick Blooad some of the more recent seasons were some of the worst (probably 19), 23 is better than those at the very least.

    • @silvervalleystudios2486
      @silvervalleystudios2486 5 років тому +5

      China's ultimate solution of banning stuff pre exists South Park.

  • @Gblonkers
    @Gblonkers 5 років тому +996

    THE CUTTLE FISH IS A NOT SHITTING WELL

    • @calebkuti7897
      @calebkuti7897 5 років тому +35

      Lol I think that’s the japan guy

    • @trashman7906
      @trashman7906 5 років тому +18

      Caleb Kuti same thing

    • @Gblonkers
      @Gblonkers 5 років тому +2

      Patrick O’Malley 😂

    • @snausages43
      @snausages43 5 років тому +51

      Oh no! Cuttlefish is about to come outta my asshole! Here it comes! It’s going to be a rot! Hold on Kairu, I bereive in you!

    • @isaiahwalking
      @isaiahwalking 5 років тому +2

      Legit the best comment ever!
      😂😂😂

  • @toradora1439
    @toradora1439 4 роки тому +340

    I love how theres only 4 of them, and the wall is that typical cheap quality.

    • @alexbaribeault
      @alexbaribeault 4 роки тому +41

      Mongorians are too powerful

    • @codyself6988
      @codyself6988 3 роки тому +21

      It’s basically made in China. What did you expect?

    • @kunshi1713
      @kunshi1713 3 роки тому +4

      5 of them ma'am

  • @SADBOY-gd1zn
    @SADBOY-gd1zn 4 роки тому +140

    Tuong Lu Kim: "Hey what they hell are you doing?!"
    Ghengis Khan: миний толгойг хөхөх

    • @KostyaT
      @KostyaT 4 роки тому +3

      didn't they just change the alphabet back to the original?

    • @todd7383
      @todd7383 4 роки тому +7

      Nah more like
      Минтй боовийг хөх сда минь

    • @joanofarc9793
      @joanofarc9793 4 роки тому +3

      Can you stop using these Cyrillic crap to dishonour Ghengis Khan?

    • @SADBOY-gd1zn
      @SADBOY-gd1zn 4 роки тому +8

      @@joanofarc9793 Don't care didn't ask plus you're white

    • @Baatartsogt-j6l
      @Baatartsogt-j6l 4 роки тому +1

      Эрхтэн

  • @ulyssesperry886
    @ulyssesperry886 5 років тому +3000

    But China didnt get offended with this episode back then 💀

    • @Infinite8blue
      @Infinite8blue 5 років тому +308

      China is not a offended, it when the CCP is mock then the government take action

    • @Kasphs95
      @Kasphs95 5 років тому +143

      @@Infinite8blue CCP have a face so big that evey insult have to be killed.

    • @Jake-dh9qk
      @Jake-dh9qk 5 років тому +172

      Trust me, Chinese people think CCP is acting like a whiny little bitch too. We are not proud of it.

    • @Kastor774
      @Kastor774 5 років тому +41

      It’s because they hate mongorian

    • @megapro125
      @megapro125 5 років тому +13

      it probably just wasn't on their radar/their internet traffic surveilance wasn't on the level it is today.

  • @maple_john
    @maple_john 5 років тому +231

    "I don't build wall, I just own and operate a City Wok"

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 4 роки тому

      Cute.

    • @tastethisbass1
      @tastethisbass1 4 роки тому +9

      @Nubiamancy You wanna order the shitty shrimp or the shitty beef? XD

    • @DragonBlack199
      @DragonBlack199 4 роки тому +3

      @@tastethisbass1 why don’t you just please speak engrish maybe i can understand yuuuu 😂

    • @WheelOfThought
      @WheelOfThought 3 роки тому +3

      @@DragonBlack199 huh.. *a hardworking Chinese man, wouldn't even hurt a Frry*

    • @juanlu3958
      @juanlu3958 3 роки тому +1

      @@WheelOfThought harm a frryyy.

  • @mrimpossible4353
    @mrimpossible4353 5 років тому +592

    Just came here to type "goddamn mongorians"

  • @MasterBuilderDragon
    @MasterBuilderDragon 2 роки тому +48

    Lu Kim: Just because I Chinese you think I build a wall!
    Also Lu Kim: *builds a perfect wall*

    • @MosoKaiser
      @MosoKaiser 2 місяці тому +1

      Same with Token playing bass. :DD

  • @zer0deaths862
    @zer0deaths862 3 роки тому +371

    I remember when this episode first aired on TV, I laughed for 40 minutes straight non stop.

  • @YourCreepyUncle.
    @YourCreepyUncle. 3 роки тому +88

    The utter weirdness of this scene is just amazing. I wish South Park would go back to this style.

  • @marcusgabriel8365
    @marcusgabriel8365 5 років тому +437

    Why can’t we have more of him and that Japanese guy that killed himself in stereotypical fashion

    • @rokmare
      @rokmare 5 років тому +61

      Yeah was surprised Matt and Trey didn’t capitalized on his character after the ban China episode.

    • @adamz.5844
      @adamz.5844 5 років тому +3

      @@rokmare Its early in the game.

    • @iliadnetfear2586
      @iliadnetfear2586 4 роки тому +1

      Well, did have a bad day, so he decided to kirr himserf.

  • @Siobhan146
    @Siobhan146 5 років тому +249

    I love how the Mongolians sound like the Age of Empire guys I used to love that game

    • @sturmgewehr4471
      @sturmgewehr4471 5 років тому +8

      Siobhan T people still play that shit online

    • @darkfox172
      @darkfox172 5 років тому +6

      Omg I can't unhear it now rofl

    • @estebanvazquez1524
      @estebanvazquez1524 3 роки тому

      Sid Meiers Civilization is better

    • @jomo3564
      @jomo3564 3 роки тому +2

      Both are amazing

    • @gmont28
      @gmont28 Рік тому

      Genghis Khans army 😂

  • @bumblesquidsmurfgod8304
    @bumblesquidsmurfgod8304 2 роки тому +34

    I like the way the Mongolians cheer themselves on, as they attack the wall. They sound like knights in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, in those little clips where the voiceover says "... and there was much rejoicing."

  • @billybutcher913
    @billybutcher913 Рік тому +34

    The Chinese and the Japanese accents in this show is the most hilarious thing I've ever heard, the part where the Japanese dude went 'OKAY I EAT THE CUDDLEFISH' had me rolling

  • @adrianac3437
    @adrianac3437 5 років тому +651

    for a moment i was like: "WAIT BUT CLYDE'S MOM DIED WHY IS SHE- oh it's that old episode"

    • @CrobatmanIamthenight
      @CrobatmanIamthenight 5 років тому +15

      I was thinking why are the mogolians here

    • @morrisvdz5865
      @morrisvdz5865 5 років тому +5

      @@CrobatmanIamthenight stupid mongowians

    • @LazyyUchiha
      @LazyyUchiha 5 років тому +8

      This episode came out in 2002

    • @gunnerbooth3065
      @gunnerbooth3065 5 років тому

      Cj Squad and it’s in incredible quality usually

    • @Polyglot_English
      @Polyglot_English 5 років тому

      Spoilers,,,! M! M mm! NG! M! Mg mg bd tu fd d'y

  • @itzbebop
    @itzbebop 5 років тому +1286

    as a chinese guy this was amazingly hilarious lol

    • @donsolos
      @donsolos 5 років тому +41

      It gets even better. Trust me. Watch the full episode

    • @coryboy345
      @coryboy345 4 роки тому +92

      Oh rearry?

    • @mikespearwood3914
      @mikespearwood3914 4 роки тому +19

      As a human, I loved this episode!

    • @itzbebop
      @itzbebop 4 роки тому +51

      @Jaegar Ultima Vietnamese first name, chinese middle name, korean last name
      Fucking legendary

    • @myname324
      @myname324 4 роки тому

      @@coryboy345 😂😂

  • @GeeRayMG67
    @GeeRayMG67 5 років тому +81

    The yells of the Mongorrians makes this scene.

  • @spencerharding1977
    @spencerharding1977 4 роки тому +46

    I love how he actually builds the wall... and it's really nice.

  • @joechiodi5529
    @joechiodi5529 4 роки тому +47

    When he starts throwing the bricks..😂

  • @mightytaco123
    @mightytaco123 5 років тому +161

    “What the hell are Mongolians doing here?”
    Oh my god 🤣

    • @LokiTheClever
      @LokiTheClever 3 роки тому +1

      Not even modern Mongolians too lol

    • @joshualares8678
      @joshualares8678 3 роки тому +4

      Actually it’s “what the herr are Mongorians doing here?”😅

    • @vanderslagmulders
      @vanderslagmulders 2 роки тому +1

      @@joshualares8678 exactly!

  • @gunfighterdrummer
    @gunfighterdrummer 5 років тому +49

    “Hey FuCK yOu MoNgoRian!!!”
    Holy shiiiit hahahahaha

  • @pokemonmanic3595
    @pokemonmanic3595 5 років тому +3503

    At the restaurant where I work, we sell Mongolian steak. So every time someone orders one my boss yells “Goddamn mongorians!”
    Update: The restaurant closed down. Thanks COVID.

    • @manuel.c7155
      @manuel.c7155 5 років тому +24

      Bihhhhhhh

    • @jprp999
      @jprp999 5 років тому +68

      What? It's a cannibal restaurant?

    • @jamesonbornholdt7302
      @jamesonbornholdt7302 4 роки тому +115

      @@jprp999 It's ok if its a different race

    • @davidmaccallum5200
      @davidmaccallum5200 4 роки тому +75

      I was the head chef of a restaurant when episode first aired , all the back of house staff plus a few of the servers used to knew that bit , it was used in all sorts of situations 😁 . Also if anything went wrong, collectively we would yell, "Timmy" 😂😂😂

    • @Temuulente
      @Temuulente 4 роки тому +45

      In our god damn 2280 years of history, We never had Mongolian Steak. I don’t know we that thing came from but I assure you that We Mongolians are mostly BBQ guys. + That Mongolian Beef thing is 100% Chinese food.

  • @chadchaddingtonflexington8415
    @chadchaddingtonflexington8415 3 роки тому +24

    The Mongolian chant and attack had me cracking up so bad lmao

  • @jto541
    @jto541 3 місяці тому +5

    I like how the Mongolians are attacking for no reason whatsoever. They just see a Chinese wall and think 'absolutely not'

  • @jjokinen8420
    @jjokinen8420 5 років тому +34

    Kills me everytime when Mr. Kim pulls out the heatseeking missile launcher called mongolian eradicator, yells; "say herro to my rittre friend!".. And the mongolians counter with a flaming baseball :'D

  • @Djaybird
    @Djaybird 5 років тому +48

    This is such a great episode! Love how the parents exile the kids out of South Park because they're paranoid they'll abduct their own kids 😂😂😂

  • @TheMrKlump
    @TheMrKlump 5 років тому +139

    Legendary episode, still one of the best they've ever done.

    • @AbbaZabbaOlyFrn
      @AbbaZabbaOlyFrn 3 роки тому +2

      I forget about how stupid and hilarious the main plot was. The parents of South Park are a bunch of idiots 😂

  • @joeyschuchardt8695
    @joeyschuchardt8695 3 роки тому +35

    I like how the Mongolians are nice and accepting of the kids when the parents send them away.

  • @brendanireland5561
    @brendanireland5561 4 роки тому +247

    Is this that Ghost of Tsushima game everyone is talking about?

    • @Joshua-qn3xj
      @Joshua-qn3xj 4 роки тому +3

      South Park this is

    • @Joshua-qn3xj
      @Joshua-qn3xj 4 роки тому +2

      Also no google the gameplay of the game

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 4 роки тому +5

      Oof..

    • @Richterdgf
      @Richterdgf 4 роки тому +4

      TheIrishTechie I can’t remember the last time I saw someone miss the joke by this wide a margin.

    • @Joshua-qn3xj
      @Joshua-qn3xj 4 роки тому

      Im sorry but i am a very serious person

  • @Lirianta-
    @Lirianta- 5 років тому +264

    This scene was hilarious at the time and i’m glad to know it never gets old

    • @DEthe5150
      @DEthe5150 5 років тому +15

      The fact that the Mongolians came out of nowhere is what sold this episode.😆

    • @donsolos
      @donsolos 5 років тому +2

      Yo this is definitely one of the funniest episodes I saw of south park.
      Honestly there is too much to laugh at

  • @PrzemyslawKarol
    @PrzemyslawKarol 5 років тому +26

    0:44 when play as Chinese in Age of Empires 2 and Mongorians arrive....

  • @rlinders9972
    @rlinders9972 5 років тому +132

    "I'm not stereotype, okay?" And yet he's speekee engrish.

    • @factorybear5264
      @factorybear5264 5 років тому +5

      R Linders and eat rice and drive really slow

    • @NmberOneNetsFan
      @NmberOneNetsFan 5 років тому +3

      R Linders congrats u obviously don’t get the joke u must be 11

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 5 років тому

      Look up “irony”

    • @MRG978
      @MRG978 4 роки тому

      That's the joke buddy lmao

    • @rlinders9972
      @rlinders9972 4 роки тому

      Jesus, why does everybody feel the need to keep saying "that's the joke"? I KNOW IT'S THE JOKE. I'm just joining in on it like everyone else in comments on videos like this do. And by constantly saying "that's the joke" you're ruining the joke.

  • @egb50000
    @egb50000 Рік тому +12

    I don’t know what impresses me more, the fact that he manages to build an entire brick wall around South Park in a week or the fact that despite the modern weapons, the Mongolians managed to break the wall with spears and swords.

  • @napalmde4th181
    @napalmde4th181 3 роки тому +14

    0:50 The way he stares 😂

  • @timothymartinez6474
    @timothymartinez6474 9 місяців тому +4

    The fact that he built that entire wall by himself supports his reasoning of being pissed about the Mongolians tearing it down

  • @aussieblackhawk123
    @aussieblackhawk123 3 роки тому +8

    the Mongol at 1:00 be like : "Урагшаа давшаад! "

  • @bombabombom3603
    @bombabombom3603 4 роки тому +17

    Mr. Lu Kim is legit one of my favorite characters on this show.

  • @tforaodg
    @tforaodg 3 роки тому +131

    I am Mongolian and I laughed so hard

    • @MyKeeP81
      @MyKeeP81 2 роки тому +19

      mongorian? lol

    • @becketthor
      @becketthor Рік тому +1

      Mongolian named Vlad?

    • @Khornecussion
      @Khornecussion Рік тому

      @@becketthor Mongolians raped their way across the majoriy of Northern Europe, bud. Yeah, a Mongolian named Vlad is not farfetched considering it's rumored that he had access to even French and German concubines as his many wives when Genghis Khan was ruling.

    • @Sasq420
      @Sasq420 Рік тому +8

      Why you break his warr?

    • @itzcmoyeahhh2804
      @itzcmoyeahhh2804 Рік тому

      Why y’all Mongolians be breaking down people’s walls bro??

  • @SherLock55
    @SherLock55 4 роки тому +37

    "HEY, phuc U Mongorian"
    DEAD!!

  • @Tigerman1138
    @Tigerman1138 5 років тому +20

    The most relatable thing my Chinese co-worker hears. 00:16

  • @AlienFaun
    @AlienFaun 5 років тому +41

    This episode was so silly. Even the kids find their parents so stupid.

    • @DEthe5150
      @DEthe5150 5 років тому +5

      Stan: "Jesus Christ! I knew our parents were stupid, but... Jesus Christ!"

    • @wqbb287
      @wqbb287 5 років тому +1

      From what year and episode is this

    • @DEthe5150
      @DEthe5150 4 роки тому +1

      @@wqbb287 "Child Abduction is Not Funny", Season 6, 2002

    • @wqbb287
      @wqbb287 4 роки тому

      @@DEthe5150 you litteraly respond a year later. Why

  • @OrbitOnceAround
    @OrbitOnceAround 4 роки тому +11

    1:13 Me at the TV after depleting my resolve

  • @HypercatZ
    @HypercatZ 9 місяців тому +3

    I like how he went from "no way" to "I accept" by just mentioning his ancestors. They found the weak point of asians.

  • @TClark_1
    @TClark_1 5 років тому +65

    One of the most funniest scenes in South Park history.

    • @Floralsickness
      @Floralsickness 3 роки тому +2

      They forgot the funniest one where he is hearing swords against stone, runs over and finds a boombox playing that sound - meanwhile the Mongolians is tearing down the wall at a different place.
      Gets me everytime

  • @EnE85
    @EnE85 5 років тому +20

    My absolute favorite South Park episode. Gets me every time.

  • @jimlewis3050
    @jimlewis3050 2 роки тому +16

    It's amazing how fast Lu Kim built that wall.

  • @David-jc5jf
    @David-jc5jf 5 років тому +21

    “DAT BURSHIT, IM NOT A STEREOTYPE OK!”

    • @galept
      @galept 3 роки тому

      I eat rice and drive slow just like everyone else. I was dying

  • @jruche
    @jruche 2 роки тому +6

    I love how he’s just trying to keep the Mongolians from breaking down his wall instead of actual child abductors

  • @jonathanpasch6604
    @jonathanpasch6604 5 років тому +53

    Should get the "child waybor force" to help with the wall

    • @Str8edgejon
      @Str8edgejon 5 років тому +5

      Hey we Argh using no chirden to build a wall. We argh using nermal sized Chinese peoples to build Wall.

  • @ForceMaximus84
    @ForceMaximus84 5 років тому +48

    The animation on the Mongolians is very Python-esque.

    • @InfectedChris
      @InfectedChris 5 років тому +6

      Monty Python is one of their biggest influences.

  • @anthonyvasquez1259
    @anthonyvasquez1259 3 роки тому +10

    I love how accurate South Park is and how little time they take to make an episode.

  • @ActivatingChannelAgain
    @ActivatingChannelAgain 3 роки тому +3

    The way how the horses move 😂😂🤣🤣
    "Fack U Malgolian" The way how he pronounces it and later throws a brick at them 🤣🤣

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 3 роки тому +1

      It is my lifelong dream to stand on the Great Wall of China and throw a rock into Mongolia while shouting "F**k you, Mongolians!" Will I be beaten by a bunch of Mongolians and/or security? Yes. Will it be worth it? Absolutely.

  • @joerosa2532
    @joerosa2532 11 місяців тому +2

    "Shitty Wok restaurant, can I help ya'!!!!" Still laughing years later.

  • @impactajuvenile
    @impactajuvenile 5 років тому +48

    Maybe Yang can build us a wall in 2020? He can play basketball too like Lebonie. Basketball 🏀 😃

  • @sjrich408
    @sjrich408 5 років тому +25

    0:34 Wait, he’s Chinese but has a Korean name?? 😂😂😂

    • @KapiKaine
      @KapiKaine 3 місяці тому +2

      Hell yewh

    • @Raymobatch887
      @Raymobatch887 3 місяці тому +2

      He’s not Chinese, he’s actually American and thinks he’s Chinese

    • @arkhelius6096
      @arkhelius6096 2 місяці тому +1

      😂

  • @Kaidantonio333
    @Kaidantonio333 5 років тому +6

    City Wok guy: builds any sort of fortification
    Mongorians: Gentlemen, our time has come.

  • @熊掌波清波
    @熊掌波清波 4 роки тому +16

    The way they demolish wall remind me of the age of empire…

  • @chenstormstout9456
    @chenstormstout9456 3 роки тому +8

    The way they animate the horses just makes me chuckle.

  • @KevinMuller5
    @KevinMuller5 5 років тому +6

    I have always loved the sound the group of mangorrians make when they hit the wall

  • @Mario_1611
    @Mario_1611 5 років тому +8

    I love how Mr. Wong states he's not a stereotype... with his eyes squinted shut.

  • @Blei1986
    @Blei1986 4 роки тому +7

    "I'm not a stereotype!"
    *lmao*

  • @Adam-s8d
    @Adam-s8d 4 місяці тому +1

    The Mongolians cutting at the wall bringing back memories of Age of Empires. 😅😂

  • @jarnodatema
    @jarnodatema 10 місяців тому +1

    I like how they don’t even want to get in. They just destroy the wall and leave.

  • @rajanc694
    @rajanc694 5 років тому +8

    Those damn Mongolians. Everytime!

  • @ayushtserenkhash-erdene2150
    @ayushtserenkhash-erdene2150 5 років тому +13

    As a Mongorian I find this very funny.

  • @pancakemacbuttery9142
    @pancakemacbuttery9142 2 місяці тому +3

    1:03 Polish people when they see Mongols in 1240

  • @friskecrisps8038
    @friskecrisps8038 Рік тому +1

    I feel like he got more enthused about the wall once Mongolians started attacking it

  • @Moon133.
    @Moon133. 3 роки тому +1

    “I eat rice and drive slow just like the rest of you” what 😆

  • @andyhe7504
    @andyhe7504 5 років тому +283

    Southpark predicted that a white man would build a great wall in America.

    • @ethanli1477
      @ethanli1477 5 років тому +4

      Andy He Trump

    • @JFox4587
      @JFox4587 4 роки тому +16

      No they predicted that the white man would try to build a wall and fail miserably 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 4 роки тому +12

      @@JFox4587
      Just don't riot and burn down local business and attack bystanders my liberal friend if trump wins again

    • @1krani
      @1krani 4 роки тому +7

      @@JFox4587
      They predicted a man would build a wall and people would constantly try to tear him down.

    • @romangeneral23
      @romangeneral23 4 роки тому

      @@JFox4587 Thank You

  • @cooljackster7390
    @cooljackster7390 5 років тому +28

    Herro City Wok take a order prease?

    • @Anbuchief
      @Anbuchief 5 років тому +4

      Can i get some Incredibly City Chicken?

    • @Lobsham
      @Lobsham 5 років тому +1

      @@Anbuchief hahahahahaha

  • @sungodra1226
    @sungodra1226 5 років тому +353

    I member this.

  • @FretlessMayhem
    @FretlessMayhem Рік тому +1

    “I’m not a stereotype. I eat rice, and drive really slow like the rest of you!”
    HAHAHA!!!

  • @gcHK47
    @gcHK47 6 місяців тому +1

    I find it even funnier when you remember that the Mongolians weren’t trying to get into South Park; they just wanted to piss Lu Kim off.😂

  • @Dreadpool4343
    @Dreadpool4343 10 місяців тому +9

    0:12 that’s beulshit🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheNorthie
    @TheNorthie 4 роки тому +19

    Ghost of Tsushima in a nutshell: 0:57

  • @eljaminlatour6633
    @eljaminlatour6633 4 роки тому +14

    0:35 Randy, believe it or not, Tuong Lu Kim doesn't have Chinese ancestors, because he's an American pretending to be Chinese.

  • @BigElectricCat
    @BigElectricCat 3 роки тому +1

    I love the sound the Mongolians make, hurrrrahhhhhgggg

  • @conceptoarcanocanaloficial
    @conceptoarcanocanaloficial 11 місяців тому

    The level of animation put into the mongorians horses running is astounding 😂😂😂

  • @dashtserentsogtgerel9908
    @dashtserentsogtgerel9908 3 роки тому +20

    As a mongolian i approve

    • @NR-gp2il
      @NR-gp2il 3 роки тому +3

      Username checks out