How To Beat THE CANNIBAL WITCH In MOTHER KRAMPUS
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- Опубліковано 26 гру 2023
- If an evil Christmas demon was coming to kill everyone in your town, what would you do?
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"She can't come in the church. Okay let's all go home now!" 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
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I say we camp in church until we learn how to survive.
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Worse baby sitter ever
“Here’s how to summon a demon from hell”
I don’t believe you
“So summon her if your brave”
Nah, Amy got the survial instincts of a new born deer she had to go💀
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Honestly kind of respect Amy at the end being all: "fuqit, just sacrifice me and get it over with. I'm done with this BS."
i love the fact that when the witch grabbed her through the curtain, she grinned like she was being tickled
man.. if krampus just showed people the vision instead of killing them it would be a whole different story
krampus actually does that in movie
If I had a curse on my bloodline, I'd be the one to end it by not having kids. Who needs little me's running around?
You can also adopt a kid if you really want one
I would like become a nun and live in the church and be safe forever
@NeviusZ Bro u just ended krampus life plan
Pretty sure all of them already had a kid at the time of getting cursed, at the very least the main family
So, unless you plan on doing the witch's job for her, I don't think you can wiggle out that easily
"Any kids braincells that haven't been depleted by watching to much skibidi toilet" got me rolling 🤣
Ikr
What's skibidi toilet? a new app?
At this point yea
@@LetHimRead
@@LetHimRead no a show with 1b+ total views almost like the digital circus
@@LetHimReada video about toilets💀
This movie looks like it would be a struggle to watch.
Thanks for taking a hit for the team.
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Been that way for a year now 😅
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Mother Krampus (‘17) is a british horror about a Christmas witch who steals children, but really is about broken families and generation-spanning guilt. Surprisingly touching moments next to vividly gory ones, and I was *into* that ending. Pretty well done all-around.
I'm confused can you explain what happened at the end. Why did the witch walk off with the little girl into the forest? Was the witch really evil and lying about her grandpa and GMA being the killers? Was the which taking the little girl to a place where she could be happy like the North Pole or something? Just way confused
Honestly, the movie was predictable. Most horror movies now are the evil monster wins so there can be a sequel. If the family won would have been a surprising ending. Great how to beat and keep them coming!
Parent "ok Jimmy remember if someone offers you candy or asks you to come with them you do not accept and you run straight towards me or your daddy and tell us, ok?"
Continues to tell them how to survive
Jimmy to busy listening to skippty toilet " kay"
How to survive: Just don't trust strangers.
Pray to Jesus to survive
Don't eat floor candy
@@TheChickenEater I'm going to assume that if a witch/demon is IN a church and ISN'T a Catholic priest, then "Jesus" isn't doing much.
"But it looks like she's not here for his winter sausage"💀
Got me cracked up
Let's be honest, any strategies formulated by this comment section would be better than what the characters in this movie did. Like we can at least explain the kids being a little dumb because they're kids and that Frau might have mind control powers, but the damn adults are honestly more useless than a hedgehog in a balloon factory.
hahaha true
@@HowToBeatYTnuh uh
@@SwiftyRLyeah huh
@@Alteyceny nuh uh
@@SwiftyRLyuh uh
Its so funny how many comments shorten the witches name to Frau. Frau Perchta translates to Mrs. Perchta. Oh no, Mrs. is gonna get us xD
"Please help me priest! I saw woman on my lawn this morning!"
😂
In this case, it would be best to keep the kids aware of danger, but out of the loop regarding the plan if Frau can mind control them. If she has a psychic link, chances are, she’s reading their mind to tell what she can use to lure them. If she can read their minds, she can likely be informed of the plan. First thing I’d have done would be to set up security cameras around my place and pay people to set them up. I’m not gonna risk getting killed while there’s a possible killer outside. Plus, it seems that Frau disrupts signals, such as those from phones. You could also use this to tell where she is by seeing what cameras get affected. Or even make a faraday box to protect the camera’s signals to catch her on camera. Once you have proof of her, you can get others to back you up. I’d also make sure that everyone in my household would get experience with adaptive combat. People become desensitized the more they’re exposed to something that would horrify them. With regular exposure to images of Frau, the family will be able to think rationally and won’t be as afraid. Next, I’m making everyone confess to anything terrible they’re either hiding or have done since she seems to prioritize bad people. They could likely be used to lure Frau. While doing this, I would still hire a priest to bless her remains in hopes that it would destroy her evil spirit, similar to Freddy Krueger. But if I know that there’s a fight coming, I’m setting my house up like Kevin McCallister to injure her since she’d have a physical form. Sure, she can teleport, but she’d have no idea where the traps are. I’d also make sure that we all cover ourselves in holy water so that we can at least prevent Frau from grabbing us. Chances are, the holy water will burn her flesh and we can use this as an advantage by also covering our weapons in holy water. These are the precautions I’d take if I couldn’t move.
If I have ak 40 I would use it
I mean yeah who wouldn't I would too.
Maybe not some besides scream in pain but death has to be really painful.
You can’t cry if you die
Same…..
@@THE_HORSEYY I mean you can poop tho so yeah anything's possible lol
Why'd U change comment
go on the offensive and throw a full speed drop kick had me dead
“ do better next time 😂” said to a murder victim
“IF THESE KIDS STILL HAVE BRAINS FROM WATCHING SKIBIDI TOILET ALL DAY THEY WOULD HAVE SOME COMMON SENSE” GOT ME DYING
5:00 bro rlly hitted them with the skibidi toillet
Bro took “ ima kill your whole bloodline” to seriously
How to survive : just stay in the church since the witch cant step into the church
honestly man this made me laugh my ass off great video.
"Winter Sausage." 😂
I love the lock of "...Wait seriously" the witch gave him.
right so, if the witch can't enter the church, why not use it as a shelter? unless I missed something, that seems like a very obvious solution. and, if she's deterred by crosses and overall sacred objects, why not weaponize holy water?
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Have A Damn Good Christmas!!
I’d like a horror movie that was realistic where everyone had some firepower. Hell, even some ARs and AKs
Well, this one takes place is Britian, where such weapons are not common to find in homes. Rifles maybe, for hunting. But that is it. Even then, this entity is not human and a gun would not stop it.
This is such an american comment
@@TheBillway2sexy lol, it is. If you grew up around it and watch a horror movie it has a completely different mental scenario. Don’t get me wrong, I love the horror genre and it’s definitely my favorite
@@tsubakiofmelancholy6297 I just think that if they had that kind of firepower and saw it was worthless it would give a deeper sense of dread
@@Graves-81_69 I get what you mean. And I am pretty sure there are such movies. But again this one takes place in Britain. Where such guns are not common. The most you will find is a hunting rifle in some homes.
“Happiest German children’s folklore”
Time for some eggnog and a very wholesome christmas movie for the whole family (+kids)
What could go wrong :)
It almost feels like christmas, except I've got no eggnog
Thankfully I can harvest some more from my creature
I wish there was a Christmas horror movie about the Yule Cat .
Bro we gotta see your face more. Makes the videos way more enjoyable
best christmas movie for kidz
“They need to run away screaming” *YOU’RE TOO SLOW fades in*
Happy Christmas everyone (i know its late but its the holidays) ❤❤
Have a dam good day!!!
you too!
Excellent video
actually in Georgia we have a legend to scare the kids like that called a Gudiani where a man comes and takes you away in his bag from your house if you be a bad boy
Great video as always!! Please please could you do How to Beat Caveat (2020)?
That deym "winter sausage" line got me cracking up💀💀💀
This is a great Christmas movie, a horror one.
God bless we have how to beat on this planet
«Wildons fist of fury»🤣🤣
Nice one. Can you do a video on how to beat the meat ?
HAVE A DAMN GOOD CHRISTMAS
Why does Amy’s mom look like she’s in her 40’s but her dad and his girlfriend look like teenagers?
The ol razzle dazzle gets em every single time
Great Christmas movie
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Have a damn good new year 🎉
EMPEROR PALPATINE KILLED ME😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thats a banger and I know bangers
This is why you ALWAYS give your kid sweets! As much as they want. Whenever they want. No questions asked. It's for their own good!
That's terrible advice
@negativephantom9590 he's obviously joking
@negativephantom9590 No, I wasn't joking! I maintain that if children are being lured away to their deaths by witches enticing them with sweets then my advice is brilliant!!!!
(If, however, witches at Christmas are not your main concern as a perant then take my advice with a pinch of sugar.)
Thanks my children died from an heart attack this was very useful now I don’t have disappointments in my house
Thanks!
Have a damn good day, you should do how to beat the pilgrim in Thanksgiving
on the list for sure
The thing they failed to do was staying in the church since the witch couldn't go inside
could you do a video on the hollowgast from miss peregrines home for peculiar children
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If I was Amy i would just let the lady sacrifice me for how embarrassed i am on how my freaking parents haven't even called the popo but instead wanted to know what the lady does
28:10 wait... Frau Perchta knows electrical cutters? oh well... at least it's a modern witch, right?
i swear if someone ever kidnaps this dude he'll outsmart them so hard theyll start crying
when i woke up today, the least thing i expected was to hear how to beat say "skibidi toilet"
well if its like killing mother witch in clash royale there might be a chance
People were scared of witches' and did many things to ward them off--
People did things that seemed like witch craft to ward of the witches--
was everyone a witch?
Have a damn good day!!
Emperor Palpatine wife going crazy rn damn
this has given me nightmares
Love from a RoarenokeGaming and Vaush fan!
"Putting his hair into bottles-"
Me: Yeah, you're gonna need more hair
Wilden was a huge W for sacrificing himself to get in a nasty right hook
That is easy, convert to be a monk and live at a monestary. The witch apparently cannot go on holy ground.
Can you call her a cannibal if she's not even human?
The kids watching being brainwashed for skibidi toilet got me rolling.
An ancient goddess being violent? That's unheard of 😂
Bro if this were to happen in real life I am a sweaty person 24/7 so I would wriggle out of her grasp then sprint down the stairs practically throwing myself and grabbing the db shot gun in my closet
I don't think she was sacrificing Amy to the devil, but more so, either adopting her or killing her and ending the bloodline of the family that did her wrong? I'm wondering where was Grampus's "Witch" killing posse and why didn't Frau take out the other families who all helped murder her, but just targeted the children.......is what I'd be asking myself if this wasn't a movie on Tubi(where the movie posters are more interesting and promise a good film)so I will not waste anymore time asking valid questions? 🤣
Holy water boys
🥂 always great content
thanks!
Yoooooooooooooooo hell yea!
I would cry
Missed his chance to say run run as fast as you can to colm
The fact that you could even be affected shows that you're negative and if your negative you're going to hell and if you're going to hell you are Fair game. That does not make the entity evil. You are evil. Every time you hurt and lie to another you are tearing them apart. Now it is your turn.
Please do Aristotle and Dante discover the secrets of the world
Have a good day
Winter Sausage 🤣😂
this channel is actually so goated, i come here when i don't feel like watching movies
HAVE A DAMN GOOD DAY
Been a while since iv seen this movie
Almost forgot about it lmao
Have a Damn Good Day!
now this is sigma
Bruh if I'm chilling and my sibling decides to mess wit a demon I'm telling that demon to leave my soul be and to check my brain to make sure I had no part
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4:59 thats just the thing tho
99% of the kids currently on earth
(Thankfully im not one if i am please shoot me)
Havr already had their brains melted by that skibidi shit
Ive even herd a story where a kid yelled skibidi was his real dad at his dad when his dad was simply telling him to turn the skibidi off for a min so he could eat
Ur a god
Best way to survive, you get 12-15 people and arm yourself with guns and then hide in a secure room
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