Two Church Ladies vs. Satan - Key & Peele
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- Опубліковано 7 сер 2019
- Before church, two friends get graphic about all the terrible things they’d like to do to the Devil.
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#KeyandPeele #GeorginaAndEsther - Комедії
I like how everyone in the background is acting like this is just another ordinary day with Esther and Georgina
I know right? 😂😂
Well they are dealing with the devil while getting rid of him so we're good
*who says it isn’t* 😈
How many takes do you think it took for them to stop laughing?
They're used to them. LOL
Every night Satan constantly checking under his bed for Esther and Georgina
He better
Reminds me of the end of that one SML movie
😂😂😂
Beds explode in the nether
Fortunately for him, they weren’t there.
Unfortunately for him, he didn’t check the closet...
All those people in the back, just fanning away, as if this was just another Sunday.
They're like, 'oh I see Georgina and Esther are bullying Satan again. That poor sod.'
I love how they say " with my prayers" hahahaha
Lies again? Half Man Half Woman
Favorite😂
How to make a graphic violent act not as bad: end it in "With my prayers"
Like Southerners finishing a backhanded insult with "Bless your heart."
What if you are an athiest.....
Buggyboo 2006 with prayers of course
Jade 😂😂😂 I was thinking the same thing
I'm gonna make the whole world drown in despair with murder and mayhem... With prayers of course 😂😂
Satan made one Mistake, he underestimated a Black grandma
could be worse. It could've have been a Latina grandma with her Sunday chanclas.
If it was the moms and the grandmas
That's STRAIGHT Facts. Never Ever EVER underestimate a black grandma. These queens marched in the Civil Rights Movement. They know about FAITH! And fought oppression... with their prayers!!!!
😁😂😂😂😂😂best comment
the fact that this comment has 666 like make it even better
I want whatever the script writers are smoking 🤣
You've never been to a black church service have you? This short is pretty accurate to reality.
Dont they write their own skits?
...Prayers? 🤔
because you know, the only to be creative is to be high.
There ya go u get it :)@GameyRaccoon
“But if he don’t let my darlin Crystal, go ima *flirt with the devil..*” “OH..” Peele’s face killed me 😂😂
Love how everyone’s in the background acting like this is normal
Same business every fucking Sunday.
Oh you know that’s just Esther and Georgina
At a church? Yes. It is.
that's church in real life
When those two do it every week, it gets pretty old.
Key and Peele had me convinced for the whole 6 minutes that they were women
They are amazing actors
So what about the other 11 seconds
Harley Raquet that part made me think they were aliens
@@autisticsponge8311 lmao
@@tredaman4382 haha
This is, without question, their funniest skit. O..M. G. ‘With a divine kegel!’ I’m dead. I’d watch a whole movie with these two characters. 😂🤣
5:06
Can we take a minute to consider the fact that in this part, WITHOUT the CGI, Jordan and Keegan had to face each other and wiggle their lips around for several seconds WITHOUT breaking character laughing. I know I'd have trouble keeping a straight face like that.
I like how the sins get less and less severe but the responses get more violent. XD
Antraeon Rintokken ikr 😂😂😂
lool
Just like IRL
Wow, holy hell this got a lot more likes than any post I've ever made before! :o
Government indoctrination.....always gets smashed like lighting
I'm convinced they are the most versatile actors in history
*Johnny Depp* : so u gonna talk shiet
And the Academy goes to....
You must watch brandon rogers
Jibran Khan what y’all mean a lot of his roles are the same crazy characters
Facts 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿
Key: “Toops Toops Toops, scoops, spudupscoopscoopsbadoops.”
Peele: 🕺🏼💃🏽
They must have to had a green screen for the background of this scene because no way anyone could sit behind this ridiculously funny skit without laughing
Them saying “with my prayers” is the equivalent to “but no offense” in this situation
Or "with respect"😂
Or "bless 'er heart"
Or “no homo”
Similarly, here in the south, put-downs are typically followed by "bless his heart".
Isn’t it actually saying that they won’t actually do that and they are just going to pray for things to get better
i love how the extras in the background are just minding their business like "yeah just another day in church with esther and georgina"
Well there's always a couple of old ladies like this in a black church. At least judging from the three churches I've seen. I wouldn't question if I heard my granny started doing this during service and I don't think anyone else would
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"Oh look they fighting another demon, *OH LORD THEY CAUGHT THE BIG ONE!!!"*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mm. Hmm.
Was just going to say this 🤣🤣🤣
“Did you two ladies just kill that man?”
“Yes… With our prayers!”
“Understandable, have a nice day.”
5:12 “who is this crazy bitch now” needs to be a villain line in a move
Auditions to be an extra in Key and Peele be like :
Director : Do you laugh
Actor: Nope
Director : You're hired
"Heywhatsupobamababy?" said in a high pitched mumble by a huge masculine black dude
😂
“Jesus Christ is my personal lord and savior, I swear!”......
“ Y’all too late for that now!!” 🤣
That's where I died
Bruh. Two little church women coukd bring satan to his knees.
If you are black you are welcome but any other go find out other idol
Lmao best part of the video
@@americaisajokenow1090 TF does that mean?
Lil NasX inspiration source
10/10
When I was watching the music video it definitely reminded me of this skit 🤣
Exactly what I was thinking.
Not the pornography of men
My thoughts exactly.
Naw cause only Key and Peele can make two church ladies look more terrifying than the actual devil
You can tell the people who wrote this script either
A. Went to church with this kinda woman or
B. Had a grandma/mom that was this type of woman
Margo Hughes right
Don't they write the script ?
Josh Basset probably but I’m dumb
I also suffer from the big dumb dumb disease
Yeah me to it’s terminal
Why is Jordan Peele not making an entire movie about Georgina and Esther fighting against the forces of evil? I would watch the shit out of that movie!
With my prayers.
I was thinking that same thing!!!!
Geek Freak1011 well, man dressed as a woman
Of course
bitch YES!
I know you will Georgina!
4:06 Can’t forget the prayers. Lol
Gentleman you never fail to make me smile... Don't you two ever stop what you two do
“The pawnagrophy of wemen”
“Not on the laptop computer?!”
“On the lahtoh the pawnnagrafy of wahmen”
This makes me hysterical every time I watch it
@@esthergitahi4561 EVERYTIME!
1:50-2:05 is so god dam funny
I’m gonna give him the night of his life and right when that mother bleep is about to come imma snap his bleep pff
Someone tell the Vatican's exorcists that they are no longer needed. Georgina and Esther are here.
They should have called them for the movie "The Exorcist" 🤣😂
With their prayers...🤣🤣🤣
@Tim Evans 🤣🤣🤣
It's hilarious that the likes are at 666. Hope it stays that way lol
Yes indeedy!🤣🤣💜
"Jesus Christ is my personal Lord and Savior"
"Naw it's too late for that now!"
"Noooooo"
Best part lol
One of my favorites. They both ARE just two early women chatting in a church on weekend. No acting. Just two girlfriends chatting.
Satan after watching this video: Am I a joke to y'all?
Angon Katwang apparently
Angon Katwang fuck satan
He really is though 😹😹😹 Like thinking he could win against God like that 😹😂😹😹
😂
Are people idiots? This is Satan not a hobo.
georgina: is single handedly fighting the overuler of hell, lucifer himself
esther: is screaming at the top of her lungs
people in the church: *don’t even look*
bellaaa brooo why no reply
Why no reply
Church ladies: singlehandedly defeating the source of all evil in the universe to such an extent of terrorizing him into deciding to renounce all he stands for and accept his sworn enemy as his lord God and savior, thus inevitably eradicating all evil in this universe, as the church ladies carry out the highest divine mission of God, defeating satan himself, freeing every single soul in existence, and effectively rendering unnecessary the entire need for church or religion in the first place, and causing any separation between Heaven and the Earth to be transcended resulting in an eternity of peace love joy and brotherhood of man, as never before, in all corners of the Earth.
People in the church: “aite”
As someone who goes to church I can confirm this is true.
It’s probably a common occurrence in that church
Devil’s been real quiet since Esther and Georgina showed up
"...with my prayers" mygod. I'm losing it.
I’m honestly more scared of Esther and Georgian than the devil at this point
Same!
Right😂😂😂😳😩😂😂😂
I would like but I want to keep it a 666 likes
The amount of comments is scary with this video
I would give you a like but I would ruin the 666....
I'm gonna pay my rent.......
With my Prayers
Amen!
@@shaffy856 Lol 🙏
I also well join you in prayer 🙏
@@hinata-gv5cd Let's pray away the IRS
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 nooooooo I laughed a lil too hard at this
this guys are just too good.,whatever they act as they always nail it
Casually saying: in your prayers 😭😂😂😂
Satan: "I've got an army of the damned."
God: "I've got Georgina and Esther."
True di
Amen
Satan: OH NO.
God: Yeah, and they made out of them Holy Fires that gon' burn you at the End of Time.
I have an army
We have a Hulk
Satan tucks his tail and cowers in a corner, trembling😢😄
The devil works hard but Georgina and Esther work harder. 😂😂😂
Park -God- Jihyo on God 😂
With prayers
Stolen comment
amen !
With prayers
Talented comedians , I'm from Ireland and can't get enough of these two
This is damn accurate with my grandmama. RIP ☝🏻
I hope she did not get pregnant with the devil tho
“With my prayers” is like “no offense”
Xtina Lee I know you will I know you will
more like "bless her heart"
Or "Rule of Cautious Editing Judgement".
or no homo
"I'm gonna snap that *beep* *beep* off with a divine kegel!!"
GONE 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
That took me OUT!!!! 😂😂😂
TabiRipTabTab hahahahaha!!!!!😂
@Michael Nilson of course! With the prayers! Lol
@@TheAlphaOmega78 🤣🤣🤣
With my prayers
This is so underrated. This should be in their top 5 most viewed!
The lady fanning in the background! Lol😂
This turned to a direction I did not anticipate nor could comprehend.
This is probably the single most encapsulating thing that could be said about whatever magical thing we just watched.
Hithere with yo prayers lol 🤣
I shouldn't have clicked ahead to see what you were talking about. I should have just stopped halfway through.
I’m scared 😱
lil chris tuten oh naw child...
"Not the pornography of women. Not on the laptop computer" 💀💀
Yes the pornography of women on the laptop computer!
Stups, stups, stups, sturuptups turuptups
Yeah Tasia stay away from that 🤣
The latot contuter and the pornography of women!
Dakoda Barr
Of course with ur prayers 😅
Ending every threat with 'With my prayers' from now on
I like that they aren’t even negotiating with the devil to let their loved ones go. They’re more interested in tormenting him
The line that really got me was...
“Jesus Christ is my personal lord and savior, I swear!”
“Nah, too late for that now!”
Aye 1000th like
@Gappie Al Kebabi Its a quote from the video
Basically Satan is so scared of those women that he'd rather start praying to Jesus than stay with them
@Gappie Al Kebabi Satan was so scared, he became Christian
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Who disliked this video? I’ll fight em
With my prayers of course
Of course
it was satan
About 1000 people
AMMMENNNN!!
エイジャ lmao 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Everyone got a grandmother like this! Those prayers do cover you ❤️
Love how everyone could keep themselves from laughing the entire time
I think this is one of the single best acts of comedy ever made.
Da ponogaphy of women.. LMAO 😂
Travis Nielson these are facts
Agreed, the humor is slow burning and deep (seriously no pun intended) it just builds and builds, it is fantastic.
Oh Lord your standards are low then
watch bad translator comendy central.
“The pornography of women” oh my god lol
On a LAP-TOP COMPUTAH, NO LESS
Da ponographyawaman
The way they said it.
I think you mean the "pona-gaphy of women." 🤣🤣🤣
Oh lord no!
Key and Peele crack me up every time. Big up from London fellas.
I love how they said "with my prayers " 🤣🤣
I actually forgot for a full minute that they weren't older women
And weren't actually played by women. These are multiple layers of deception
Spider Doctor and aren’t actually black
@@David-ur7og and aren't even actors
David i thought they were mixed
@@th3rasave and aren't even human
Somewhere, Tyler Perry is kicking himself for not having thought of this first.
🏆
That would be an excellent movie, Madea beating the hell out of him.... But since Madea has been retired we can only imagine what it would have been...
It would've been two hours long, include 8 side plots, 6 of which are about infidelity, have an RnB montage of everybody looking sad, and then end with a heartwarming reunion... where Madea cold caps Satan with a .45
Jay Vang I support this movie idea now we just need to find money and a way to persuade Tyler Perry to make this. I would buy the fuck outta it. Good L O R D.
Tyler Perry Presents: Madea vs Satan
A divine Keegle!
It used to be VanHelsing, now it’s Georgina and Esther!
Who wrote the script?! Give that man a medal
With my prayers
or two medals.. in case that guy losses the first one.. with prayers too
jakie tags 😂
was probably a woman who wrote it... their head writer was a woman.
@@chosenone9102 LMAOLMAOLMAO YO BRO! You said gay, lolololol fucking genius. Damn woohoo! You sure as hell got the quick on'em, muh man the comedic genius. Damn, that was funny. Once I read gay, I did my first ever spit take. DAMN YOUR SO FUCKING FUNNY!
@@tamil8108 bro fuck off
how she going to talk about Crystal using profanity at the dinner table and they in church cursing up a storm LMFAO
It was in front of children
oh LORDY!
With her prayers.... So it doesn’t count
With their praise UwU
Lmfao
i swear this the greatest thing ive ever watched in my life, WOW
These two created many great sketches but this is one of my very favourites.
*Satan* (after the extensive torture):
*"Jesus christ is my personal lord & savior"*
😂 That’s one of the funniest parts of the sketch.
“Too late for that nowwwwww” was even funnier
now, how the hell did you keep the likes to this post at 666.
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HALELUEA :D
I would love to see more of Esther and Georgina!
i'm sure ya do, ya sicko
Oh yes we must see them again
@@shsihshsizmcdab1776 🤣🤣🤣
zabxala I HOLLERED
We may fear the devil, but the devils fear someone more
this is the best acting i've ever seen, how can you not break character
Why they look so natural in these costumes 😂
Didn't take long to go along with the skit as if they were actual ladies xD
I think key and peele are both 80 year old male women celebrating their 5th birthday and bar mitzvah following their siesta in hrothgar and the day their mothers gave birth to them in Africa 5 years from when you’re reading this.
Cos they black
Especially Peele looks like my aunt 🤣🤣🤣
Good lighting
"He got arrested for the Spray-Paintin' and the Vandalism!"
"OHHH LAWwD!"
😆😆😆😆
Vandalisms
@@aok2075 I hate that you only got 6 likes compared to 442
Key can literally play anything
"With My prayers"...Prayer changes things!...Pay without ceasing!
Warfare is Real!!!
OH LORD...that Devil ain’t have no chance at all.
With our prayers...
Poor bastard, they gave him hell
AJ Welsh 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
AJ Welsh i bezt Ota annoying to her ale Theseus notifications
You got 666 likes. Da debbil hissef have been up in here!
Church: the best place to spill the juiciest tea and throw shade like it was nothing
Hmmmmmm hmmmmmm
With your prayers.
"With my prayers" lmao
I think the one reading the program was laughing her butt off.
Damn, the POWER of PRAYERS. My mom couldn't explain it , but Key&Peele did.
respect to the people in the background who kept a straight face throughout this
I know, right? If this was real, they probably be like...
*Just Another Day On Sunday*
Completely agree. I would hard time keeping a straight face on this set.
They got paid. To mind their own business. That's smart.
They’re used to it by now. Things is, they know that they were sent from heaven to protect the church from the devil as they are immune from his control.
They pinching themselves; that’s how they do get through it.
"Not the pornography of women" 😂😂
Not on the laptop computa!
Haha
Panogaphy*
PONOGAFY
Acute
That last bit at the end was great. "It's too late for that now!"
I’ve seen pretty much every skit they’ve done and this is probably my favorite. So freaking funny!
"...with a divine *kegel* " is one of the funniest lines I've ever heard
It really is 😂😂
The writing is really at another level. Amazing.
Alejandro K best thing ever
I got light headed from laughing so hard
Or in her partner's case, a divine Keegan.
When Satan said- ooh, ooh, that feels good why would you do that... then her divine kegel snap..I lost it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Thank you everyone for the 500+ likes
Butterfly Kisses I legit laughed out loud that was good
@@samsterlaornos8097 - I'm surprised no made that comment before me.
*_d i v i n e k e g e l_*
That was from Martin Lawrence momma Payne
Ladies gotta start doing the exercises now we could run the world with our divine kegels
Well, I think that's the first time Satan has been the one wanting the exorcism
I keep coming back. Months go by and I'm back. Again and again.
It's so good.
Never underestimate the power of an overly religious grandma.
Big Momma approved 🤣😂🙏🤣😂🙏
Amen
Border Gore especially a overly religious BLACK GRANDMOTHER
As a kid that often visited and went to church with my grandparents in Georgia, the accuracy of this skit is astounding holy crap
😂😂😂
I went to a Methodist church growing up where the little old church ladies were much like this. They're sweet and want the best for you, but when it comes to the Devil and sin they get mean... with their prayers. ;)
@@robertcorbell1006 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sadly this is the reality of many americans. They blame all the bad things caused by humans on the so-called "devils", instead of blaming themselves.
@@gamethuat Humans generally are the real monsters, so we both agree.
That moment when Satan said jesus Christ is my savor is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
I have no idea how they were able to ever get any takes completed without dying from laughter lol
I see nothing but an average black Baptist Church here.
Lol!!! I have never seen a white or black or even mixed Baptist Church. I was raised as a Wesleyan. Though I know Mark Lowery is a Baptist (comedian/singer) yet his language is so clean! This video was funny!!
I don't think I've ever felt more white and Catholic than while watching this.
Swear you haven't been to a black Baptist Church until you've been there on Church anniversary and somebody falls down from dancing
@@armandoheredia2855 lmao😂😂
@@armandoheredia2855 HAHAHHAA BRO I HATE THAT. OR THE NIGERIAN CHURCHES WHERE SOMEONE ACTS LIKE THEYVE BEEN POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL AND STARTS SHAKING AND THEN THE PASTOR GIVES THEM "DELIVERANCE" AND THEY *SUDDENLY STOP SHAKING* LMAOOO.
“I’m gonna flirt with the devil”
“OhOH”
“Show a lil shoulder how ya doin”
"He gon start lookin' away, Ima start twerkin"
:o "twerkin.."
"He gon be woo where he gon be, he gon be DRAWN IN"
"seduce that lil mother*****er, give em one a deese"
I can't help but think a church lady somewhere has said that
🤣
The way this skit builds is remarkable.
One of the funniest comedy routines I have ever seen.
JESUS MY LORD AND SAVIOR, I SWEAR
LMAO that cracked me up
"With my prayers" is kinda like finishing an insult with "Bless your heart" amirite?
Lol, bless your heart!!!!
Or beginning an offensive rude statement with "...with all due respect.."
Oh absolutely!
Only when you talk about doing violent things.
Or starting one with "You know I love him/her to death, but...".
People in the background be like, "Yep. Same shit, different week".
Amazing talent! How they can remember all the dialogue is incredible. Their portrayal of characters, male and female are over the top.
Georgina looks EXACTLY like my great grandmother and speaks like her too 😅
How do the extras sit in the background with a straight face? I'd get pulled off set for laughing too much.
I know they must of A taken alot of retries or B did all this separate and edited it together or C these people don't know funny
I think because that's what extras get paid to do...
they grab people who don’t speak english
They do about a million takes for 17 hours and then you just start thinking about how words are weird and really don't mean anything...
Tag me in!!