5 Minute Crafts That Will Ruin Your Day!

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  • @minafuchs2978
    @minafuchs2978 3 роки тому +2755

    "I"ll cry while cleaning kitchen later"
    Same here

  • @autgar19
    @autgar19 3 роки тому +9604

    The amount of cleaning you’re gonna have to do is astounding

    • @lover_boy8630
      @lover_boy8630 3 роки тому +154

      My mum when i need to do my room :

    • @dirty_night_clowns
      @dirty_night_clowns 3 роки тому +102

      Honestly he's probably used to it.

    • @adamwalsh8692
      @adamwalsh8692 3 роки тому +54

      He has a cleaning lady

    • @Vxmph0ur
      @Vxmph0ur 3 роки тому +35

      I can’t remember the account on tik tok but he’s not the one who cleans it all-

    • @sirennason9644
      @sirennason9644 3 роки тому +14

      The sheer size of that mess makes me cry ;-;

  • @socialistrepublicofvietnam1500
    @socialistrepublicofvietnam1500 2 роки тому +228

    0:53
    Pokémon fans when they see a vaguely-humanoid feminine Pokémon

    • @user-oc4il5wg5s
      @user-oc4il5wg5s 4 місяці тому +10

      Bắn tùm lùm bắn tung toé

    • @thej8656
      @thej8656 4 місяці тому +5

      Lmao

    • @Ammiad
      @Ammiad 3 місяці тому +7

      There's no laws against the Pokémon, batman!

    • @p3talsdotpng
      @p3talsdotpng 3 місяці тому +5

      ​@@AmmiadNO JOKER DONT DO IT

    • @SethMMX
      @SethMMX 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@p3talsdotpngIM GONNA DO IT BATMAN

  • @defnotgoingcrazy414
    @defnotgoingcrazy414 2 роки тому +1924

    Brandon: Spills an entire jug of who knows what.
    Also Brandon: Tries to clean it up with one small towel!

  • @angel-nv7jk
    @angel-nv7jk 3 роки тому +2643

    "Go big or go home!"
    *annihilates the kitchen*

  • @brittanyburgess9281
    @brittanyburgess9281 3 роки тому +9403

    This man destroyed his home for a video less that 5 minutes. He’s under appreciated

    • @Just8032
      @Just8032 3 роки тому +87

      WAY underappreciated

    • @lonelylion_
      @lonelylion_ 3 роки тому +25

      Wayyyyyy!!!!

    • @Swishy_Is_Cool
      @Swishy_Is_Cool 3 роки тому +28

      Under five minutes because it’s five minute crafts

    • @FrogHopYay
      @FrogHopYay 3 роки тому +8

      He does that for every video

    • @brittanyburgess9281
      @brittanyburgess9281 3 роки тому +23

      @@FrogHopYay yeah but the other videos are usually a lot longer. I’ve watched all of his 5 minute craft videos. This one is most destructive.

  • @Huskym0ssy
    @Huskym0ssy Рік тому +353

    1:00 Made me on the floor 🤣

  • @boglarkacsernyi4291
    @boglarkacsernyi4291 5 місяців тому +71

    The math teacher when the favourite student comes in
    0:51

  • @htreat
    @htreat 3 роки тому +2917

    Can we all appreciate the fact that he ruined his entire setup, bookshelf, camera, kitchen, floor, hair, and everything else you see in this video? This man has dedication. Pure dedication.

    • @morganwitkop4336
      @morganwitkop4336 3 роки тому +46

      This video takes my anxiety, pours it in a blender, lights it on fire, then shoves it back in my face, like “have fun with your new side of ocd!”

    • @mdmoshiurrahman8445
      @mdmoshiurrahman8445 3 роки тому +1

      I can't its so funny

    • @ajbradley1464
      @ajbradley1464 3 роки тому +3

      ... and an onion in his cup. At least he showered.

    • @kitcat8566
      @kitcat8566 3 роки тому

      Yas

    • @name-sn8wy
      @name-sn8wy 3 роки тому

      3:07 did he say the n word

  • @kaishrxmp3061
    @kaishrxmp3061 3 роки тому +2617

    Just imagine his neighbors like
    The neighbors: Honey!!! He’s doing it again!

    • @urdadmaddie4988
      @urdadmaddie4988 3 роки тому +32

      honey! The neighbors on crack again! I think we should move out before he comes over here to destroy our kitchen...

    • @kittygamer_1590
      @kittygamer_1590 3 роки тому +15

      “Uh babe? The neighbors at it again, when are we going to move out?”

    • @yeahyeah9471
      @yeahyeah9471 3 роки тому +3

      I LOVE THESE COMMENTS LMFAOOO

    • @brookh1619
      @brookh1619 3 роки тому +1

      HAHHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣 so true!!!

    • @SweetKiren
      @SweetKiren 3 роки тому +9

      The came to check on him during the beef wellington video 😂😂

  • @Ugandanknuckles23
    @Ugandanknuckles23 9 місяців тому +39

    POV: what teachers think will happen if a boy sees a girl's bare shoulder in class 0:52

  • @Mexican_J
    @Mexican_J Рік тому +581

    Let’s all appreciate the effort Brandon puts when cleaning up his house just to make us laugh.

    • @pwrsocket
      @pwrsocket Рік тому

      shut up

    • @thirdhandlv4231
      @thirdhandlv4231 Рік тому +3

      Comments like this are what makes people do the opposite, stop saying ''us''.

    • @Imdcd
      @Imdcd Рік тому +2

      @@thirdhandlv42310 iq

    • @anikone177
      @anikone177 Рік тому +3

      ​@@thirdhandlv4231 what do you want it to say "me" instead?

    • @theuncancelable
      @theuncancelable Рік тому

      ​@@anikone177we would prefer if you wouldn't say anything at all

  • @mr.mister9607
    @mr.mister9607 3 роки тому +5753

    Brandon has to be one of the best living antidepressants out there.

  • @user-rw3dq9ww3h
    @user-rw3dq9ww3h 3 роки тому +734

    “I’ll never let you go.” Not even a second later: drops it

    • @sarahjones3256
      @sarahjones3256 2 роки тому +5

      Like Rose to Jack

    • @IIiscsvs
      @IIiscsvs 2 роки тому +1

      its more like 0.47 seconds

    • @aprilbyyy1705
      @aprilbyyy1705 2 роки тому +1

      Hi I wanna tell you Jesus Loves You So Much He Gave His Life for our sins so we can be forgiven from sin and Go To Heaven! Gods Love For Us Is Unconditonal ❤❤

    • @sarahjones3256
      @sarahjones3256 2 роки тому

      @@aprilbyyy1705 amen 🙏🏼🙏🏾

  • @sixstringedthing
    @sixstringedthing Рік тому +113

    Brandon's genuinely amazed "woah!" reaction when he surprise-punched the non-Newtonian cornstarch mixture and it didn't explode everywhere was very entertaining.

  • @VergeCreates
    @VergeCreates Рік тому +46

    0:53 when a girl bumps into me

  • @USSR.T-90A
    @USSR.T-90A 3 роки тому +4004

    0:52
    "This is my Kingdom come, this is my Kingdom come. When you feel my heat, look into my eye, it's where demon hide, Its where my demon hide,"

    • @benpark9709
      @benpark9709 3 роки тому +13

      boot dk

    • @user-wx7ot6rh5e
      @user-wx7ot6rh5e 3 роки тому +161

      welcome to the come zone

    • @bearryberry9351
      @bearryberry9351 3 роки тому +78

      ua-cam.com/video/y1eSc_6CCPc/v-deo.html

    • @hhfbko
      @hhfbko 3 роки тому +32

      Sussy balls

    • @SomeoneChaotic
      @SomeoneChaotic 3 роки тому +92

      @@bearryberry9351 I like how that was the exact video i came from

  • @capp00
    @capp00 3 роки тому +16795

    The poor, poor kitchen.
    But the office, yeah that never stood a chance.

  • @buddyholly2
    @buddyholly2 Рік тому +14

    0:59
    “Stop it”
    *blows up*

  • @Recongamer_2010
    @Recongamer_2010 Рік тому +15

    0:53 Every male when November ends

  • @rtWithMe
    @rtWithMe 3 роки тому +2187

    Land lord: "so the house is in good shape?"
    Brandon: "...yes." *flashbacks intensifies*
    (Edit: Dang thanks for all the likes! 😋)
    (2nd edit: wow a year later. Thank yall for all the likes its crazy!!! :))

  • @BlueFlameBird
    @BlueFlameBird 3 роки тому +1298

    "I have an onion...OH ITS IN THE KITCHEN"
    Yes that's normally where it is.

    • @mae6787
      @mae6787 3 роки тому +6

      True

    • @savannarandolph
      @savannarandolph 3 роки тому +24

      Wait... so yall dont keep ur onions in the bathroom??

    • @mae6787
      @mae6787 3 роки тому +12

      @@savannarandolph sometimes I think I do but only when I'm running on 3 days worth of red bull and no sleep...

    • @nasircifer
      @nasircifer 3 роки тому +3

      @@mae6787 cuz Red Bull gives u wings

    • @critizon3074
      @critizon3074 3 роки тому +3

      @@savannarandolph Naw, I kept them in the toilet

  • @gacahlifecrayonmaker9547
    @gacahlifecrayonmaker9547 Рік тому +49

    Who is going to mention he has a wife and she has just learned to accept his craziness

  • @thegooddoctor8787
    @thegooddoctor8787 Рік тому +29

    Ok but Brandon holding out both his hands to halt the collapsing bookshelves has the same energy as Chris Pratt trying to stop the Velociraptors from eating him lol.

  • @rubbermarble888
    @rubbermarble888 3 роки тому +1562

    0:52 I've been looking for this scene my entire life and I finally found it

    • @prohasd3347
      @prohasd3347 3 роки тому +64

      Lil nas exist:
      Fanboys: 0:52

    • @2miligrams
      @2miligrams 3 роки тому +17

      @@prohasd3347 wtf

    • @ImNotRight-eh4yt
      @ImNotRight-eh4yt 3 роки тому +40

      This is my kingdom come...

    • @pizzamancer666
      @pizzamancer666 3 роки тому +35

      @@ImNotRight-eh4yt This is my kingdom come!

    • @mantrabeeg
      @mantrabeeg 3 роки тому +26

      @@pizzamancer666 WHEN YOU FEEL MY HEAT

  • @luhvly_adalyn5789
    @luhvly_adalyn5789 3 роки тому +2070

    Moral of the story: never leave Brandon alone in your house.
    Edit: HOLY SHIT I HAVENT EVEN HAD 100 BEFORE, HOW DID I GET THIS!? 😭😭💕

  • @ReversedNoob14
    @ReversedNoob14 5 місяців тому +9

    0:58 i love how he says: 'stop it' and the bottle just explodes everywhere XD

  • @bruceleesmilkytiddies
    @bruceleesmilkytiddies 9 місяців тому +11

    0:52 me when I watch a Bruce Lee movie

  • @adifferentpersonyt
    @adifferentpersonyt 3 роки тому +1341

    0:50 “go big or go home” -famous last words

    • @allithemango-onbreak3270
      @allithemango-onbreak3270 3 роки тому +13

      Why u look like my friend ;-;

    • @adifferentpersonyt
      @adifferentpersonyt 3 роки тому +5

      @@allithemango-onbreak3270 I don’t know

    • @hhfbko
      @hhfbko 3 роки тому +34

      This is my kingdom come, this is my kingdom come, when you feel my heat ,look into my eyes, it's where my demons hide, it's where it demons hide

    • @frothymrsix
      @frothymrsix 3 роки тому +3

      @@hhfbko YES

    • @bryanpineda2096
      @bryanpineda2096 3 роки тому +3

      "This is my kingdom come."

  • @blacklivesmatter2687
    @blacklivesmatter2687 3 роки тому +2036

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    His neighbors: yup he's definitely doing another 5 minute craft video

  • @aznboi319.
    @aznboi319. Рік тому +19

    0:52 "This is my kingdom come."

  • @MTSyntho
    @MTSyntho 5 місяців тому +6

    0:52 it's my first time finding the origin of a clip on accident 💀

  • @mrsauce2620
    @mrsauce2620 3 роки тому +6857

    That man soaked himself in kingdom co-

    • @kolbemccay7250
      @kolbemccay7250 3 роки тому +263

      Don’t U finish that sentence there are children present and this is supposed to be a family friendly channel
      Also him: “Ohh its a stress balls! I get it!!!”😂

    • @Cindy-dj6jw
      @Cindy-dj6jw 3 роки тому +128

      -me this is my kingdom come

    • @pichi_122
      @pichi_122 3 роки тому +22

      damn I laughed so hard

    • @Manddot
      @Manddot 3 роки тому +15

      @@kolbemccay7250 m

    • @user-by2ok5lu2d
      @user-by2ok5lu2d 3 роки тому +20

      @@kolbemccay7250 i already know what he was gonna see and i am 11

  • @avacado9994
    @avacado9994 3 роки тому +472

    “how old are your pounds? no. wait.”

  • @mental8026
    @mental8026 Рік тому +9

    2:16 UR MARRIED BRANDON

  • @SuperAndroid-cw2bl
    @SuperAndroid-cw2bl Рік тому +5

    0:53 this is my kingdom come.

  • @mrpokemon1186
    @mrpokemon1186 3 роки тому +449

    “His eyes say bedroom but his hands say Hospital”

  • @kaciphillips324
    @kaciphillips324 3 роки тому +1582

    brandon is the only man who would destroy his kitchen, make a leotard, and cause his bookshelves to collapse in under 5 minutes
    edit: wow thanks for all the likes you made my day

  • @dingusboi7045
    @dingusboi7045 Рік тому +10

    0:50 "go big or go home!"
    and thus, a meme was born.

  • @x_life.-is-pointless_x
    @x_life.-is-pointless_x Рік тому +48

    I love how Brandon doesn't care about what happens to him or his house an just tries to make us laugh ❤️

  • @sanelmujkic6807
    @sanelmujkic6807 3 роки тому +631

    Kitchen: exists
    Brandon: I’ll end this kitchens whole career!

  • @Dopamine621
    @Dopamine621 3 роки тому +833

    house: *exist*
    Brandon: I am fluent in over 5 million ways of kicking your ass

    • @LiciaYoung
      @LiciaYoung 3 роки тому +20

      He always did want to learn languages... Brandon, property damage is your other love language...

    • @amayanobles2551
      @amayanobles2551 3 роки тому +7

      I think his house is his secret love child (only mha fans will get it)

    • @trinpup78hi65
      @trinpup78hi65 3 роки тому +4

      @@amayanobles2551 YAS

    • @MaKennaMaree
      @MaKennaMaree 3 роки тому +2

      @@amayanobles2551 I love this😂

    • @neonfox582
      @neonfox582 3 роки тому

      @@amayanobles2551 YES HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @Tails_Gaming
    @Tails_Gaming Рік тому +4

    0:53 people when they search R34 for the first time

  • @spacecowboy7897
    @spacecowboy7897 Рік тому +5

    0:53 how schools think boys will react if they see a girl's shoulder

  • @asinclair1234
    @asinclair1234 3 роки тому +404

    Why do I feel like he just woke up and said “I feel like making a mess today”

    • @LiciaYoung
      @LiciaYoung 3 роки тому +3

      Have u seen the others 😂🤣

  • @amandapaige3867
    @amandapaige3867 3 роки тому +383

    “Ima duct tape myself to the ceiling and we will see” 😂😂😂😂

    • @aishwarya5663
      @aishwarya5663 3 роки тому +7

      Where did he come from though? 😂

    • @TheLeviathanYT
      @TheLeviathanYT 3 роки тому +2

      @@aishwarya5663 the ceiling doi

    • @pizzatrapbot1417
      @pizzatrapbot1417 3 роки тому +3

      For real tho how did he come from the ceiling

    • @amandapaige3867
      @amandapaige3867 3 роки тому

      @@aishwarya5663 that’s a secret he will never tell 😂 he’s a wizard

  • @Yhspoke
    @Yhspoke 7 місяців тому +6

    0:53 bro popped a flowberry fizz

  • @0J4SMINE
    @0J4SMINE Рік тому +5

    0:56 is prob my fav part of the video 😂

  • @lacee.d986
    @lacee.d986 3 роки тому +614

    Nobody:
    His neighbors: There he goes again.

    • @mika3392
      @mika3392 3 роки тому +14

      His neighbors: theres goes the crackhead that i see each morning
      /j

  • @memeboy4206
    @memeboy4206 3 роки тому +341

    "Go big or go home"
    Top ten quotes said right before disaster

    • @0neName
      @0neName 3 роки тому +3

      Right before he detonates his homemade bomb

    • @justanaveragemop3930
      @justanaveragemop3930 3 роки тому

      100th like

    • @annavoerman9268
      @annavoerman9268 3 роки тому +2

      Don’t forget “It should be easy” right before he made both of his cabinets fall on top of him because he tried to put pants on.
      😂😂😂

    • @carolinemontgomery9100
      @carolinemontgomery9100 3 роки тому

      @@0neName Stop. You're too funny

    • @WorthyEpert1
      @WorthyEpert1 3 роки тому +1

      “Stop it...”
      Boom

  • @yippeeisreal5216
    @yippeeisreal5216 Рік тому +16

    0:22
    " ill never let you go ! " then proceeds to drop it 💀💀

  • @ItsYourGirlNezuko
    @ItsYourGirlNezuko 11 місяців тому +6

    0:56 Pov: U let a child wash the dishes and u try to clean up before mother arrives

  • @gabrielarturmatiasdacosta1080
    @gabrielarturmatiasdacosta1080 3 роки тому +488

    "Go big or go home"
    He went big inside his home

  • @turnipsnsweaters4694
    @turnipsnsweaters4694 3 роки тому +390

    Brandon as woman pours soda on her head: “What a mess”
    Me: “Did we seriously just forget what happened in the first minute of this video?” 😂😂

  • @Foxii-OwO
    @Foxii-OwO Рік тому +3

    0:50 "Go big or go home *crash* "No, stoppit- *SHCCCCCTT*

  • @criticalxreese7128
    @criticalxreese7128 3 роки тому +5825

    i promise you he is the funniest guy even if your having the worst day

    • @cstoao
      @cstoao 3 роки тому +64

      I agree 😂. I lost it when he tossed the glove on the foil, the shelves started to fall and he jumps up with the speed of light.
      'Nonononono!' 😂

    • @IDynamiteProductions
      @IDynamiteProductions 3 роки тому +35

      Saw your comment before watching the video. Going watch now and confirm, since I’m having a pretty bad day.
      Edit: can confirm I smiled throughout the video, probably didn’t laugh because of my day but it did help.

    • @criticalxreese7128
      @criticalxreese7128 3 роки тому +11

      @@IDynamiteProductions I hope your day gets better :)

    • @Jaa780
      @Jaa780 3 роки тому +5

      TRUE!

    • @doodoostain6924
      @doodoostain6924 3 роки тому +4

      I agree 👍 💯

  • @whocares3406
    @whocares3406 3 роки тому +802

    He protect
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    He'd still clean his kitchen
    After the ballon hack

  • @mysmoreisonfire
    @mysmoreisonfire Рік тому +4

    "go big or go home." Next thing you know absolute chaos

  • @Avragesoulsgamelover
    @Avragesoulsgamelover Рік тому +10

    0:52 this is my kindom come, this is my kingdom come!

  • @wonderbearliv
    @wonderbearliv 3 роки тому +1623

    Questions you don't ask:
    A man: his salary
    A woman: her weight
    Brandon: how the heck he cleans after every video

    • @shookelmo7505
      @shookelmo7505 3 роки тому +68

      he just has an exact replica of his apartment for each video.

    • @phantomfox9556
      @phantomfox9556 3 роки тому +15

      @@shookelmo7505 I would love that if I were as messy as him

    • @beauboi3381
      @beauboi3381 3 роки тому +3

      @@shookelmo7505 HOW?!!!???!?!?!??!? THAT WOULD COST HIM A LOT CASH

    • @brickabang
      @brickabang 3 роки тому +9

      @@shookelmo7505 yeah his house just consist of hundreds of the same room

    • @kopi5806
      @kopi5806 3 роки тому +14

      HowToBasic: *P A T H E T I C*

  • @urdadmaddie4988
    @urdadmaddie4988 3 роки тому +293

    gloria comes home like: -_- not again.

    • @aiden3627
      @aiden3627 3 роки тому +23

      Yeah I bet she’s glad he rents a separate apartment for filming in

    • @justinsebastian9551
      @justinsebastian9551 3 роки тому +2

      Shame Brandon (beaten up)

    • @tinytuber8705
      @tinytuber8705 3 роки тому

      @@aiden3627 yeah I agree imagine living with him full time

  • @Dark_knight668
    @Dark_knight668 Місяць тому +2

    0:52 go big or go home
    10 seconds later the entire kitchen went 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

  • @f4keinternetgrll820
    @f4keinternetgrll820 Рік тому +4

    0:54 dream stans when dream face revealed

  • @abby.bumblebee
    @abby.bumblebee 3 роки тому +893

    Let’s just give him a round of applause for all the times he’s ruined his house for our entertainment 👏🏻

  • @kusari6801
    @kusari6801 3 роки тому +97

    This man needs an award for most chaos in one video

    • @kelleywillis3789
      @kelleywillis3789 3 роки тому +3

      ...repeatedly...
      I don't know if the industry could make enough awards...🤦‍♀️

    • @LiciaYoung
      @LiciaYoung 3 роки тому

      Award for allll the things he does 💜

  • @Oscarobe9
    @Oscarobe9 Рік тому +3

    3:09 why they do that😂😂 but also he has to put everything back in place

  • @kill-yu6mx
    @kill-yu6mx Рік тому +2

    0:53 me when me when me when anime girls

  • @stephaniepacka1167
    @stephaniepacka1167 3 роки тому +220

    “I’ll never let you go!”
    Drops it in the sink😂
    This guy makes my day 100000 time better😍😝😜

    • @kaydenceglam306
      @kaydenceglam306 3 роки тому +2

      Mine too

    • @rileyknapp7111
      @rileyknapp7111 3 роки тому +1

      You are 100% correct

    • @exeyjack2333
      @exeyjack2333 3 роки тому

      Titanici refrains ???

    • @azrielpacheco6191
      @azrielpacheco6191 3 роки тому

      𝙸 𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖𝚕𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚘 😅😅

  • @cremchesebagel7607
    @cremchesebagel7607 3 роки тому +130

    "Thats a pretty clean kitchen".
    *regrets everything he's done to that poor thing*

  • @maddieeffler6362
    @maddieeffler6362 2 роки тому +4

    0:16 that looks like when SpongeBob tried to crack his knuckles to prove how tough he is in order to get into the Salty Spittoon.

  • @Sonianevermind799
    @Sonianevermind799 11 місяців тому +2

    0:53 THIS IS MY KINGDOM COME

  • @davethompson7088
    @davethompson7088 3 роки тому +995

    “I don’t cry while cutting onions I cry when cleaning kitchen later”. Brandon Farris 2021 I think (Lol)

    • @stephanieward86
      @stephanieward86 3 роки тому +1

      Same lol

    • @matthewgreiner5547
      @matthewgreiner5547 3 роки тому +1

      Don’t say it like that makes him seem dead

    • @clairerose9246
      @clairerose9246 3 роки тому +1

      @@matthewgreiner5547 I- huh

    • @grw.lauren
      @grw.lauren 3 роки тому +1

      @Mr Doge chilllll

    • @ok.3516
      @ok.3516 3 роки тому +3

      Nah it’s the 58th of December
      We got stuck in the 2020 year

  • @jasmijnbt9930
    @jasmijnbt9930 3 роки тому +120

    can you imagine his girlfriend walking into their house and seeing a soap hand, a kitchen full of stuff, him wearing two cups on his head....
    yeah can’t imagine her reaction...

    • @annavoerman9268
      @annavoerman9268 3 роки тому

      Gloria: Not Again. Babe!!! Did you replace me with a hand again!?!?

  • @Falinkslord12
    @Falinkslord12 День тому +1

    1:59
    Now that's a lotta damage! But with Flex Tape, you can patch holes!

  • @AliHaider-on7cl
    @AliHaider-on7cl Рік тому +4

    This is my kingdom come

    • @pringlesfly715
      @pringlesfly715 Рік тому

      I’m still in the same spot go big or go home
      Famous last words 0:49

  • @wockyslush1169
    @wockyslush1169 3 роки тому +330

    **vinegar and baking soda covers the entire kitchen**
    Brandon, with one paper towel: “Are you challenging me?”

  • @annavoerman9268
    @annavoerman9268 3 роки тому +689

    Best Brandon Quotes:
    “How old are your pounds?”
    “What does a concussion smell like?”
    😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @amayanobles2551
      @amayanobles2551 3 роки тому +4

      I asked my mom the second one because I hit my head on a ladder and she bursted out laughing

    • @everydaygetsworse5708
      @everydaygetsworse5708 3 роки тому +3

      “KeVin!”

    • @shipwrecksucks3242
      @shipwrecksucks3242 3 роки тому +3

      You forgot
      “Parents do this under the supervision of your children”

    • @treatpeoplewithkindness9231
      @treatpeoplewithkindness9231 3 роки тому +1

      My favorite one from him is
      “don’t believe what you see on the internet...or whatever comes out of my mouth, there both lies most the time” 😂

    • @htreat
      @htreat 3 роки тому

      I don’t know if anybody knows this one but...” PeNut BuTtER AND JELLY! wEre coMInG CHiLdREN!!!”

  • @vojinpetkovic1703
    @vojinpetkovic1703 Рік тому +2

    "This is my kingdom come."

  • @user-wb8dm9tk8m
    @user-wb8dm9tk8m Рік тому +2

    0:52 (kingdom come starts playing)

  • @katelyndietrich8314
    @katelyndietrich8314 3 роки тому +428

    That intro is kinda concerning. But I've learned not to ask questions

  • @portal5718
    @portal5718 3 роки тому +98

    Well that escalated quickly. He's never going to really get that kitchen clean.

  • @naomirodriguez-xb1di
    @naomirodriguez-xb1di Місяць тому +2

    0:47 was funny

  • @LucyPennies
    @LucyPennies 4 місяці тому +1

    0:53 object show fans when they find out that objects exist irl

  • @jordantaylor8533
    @jordantaylor8533 3 роки тому +4454

    can we just address the fact that this hilarious man has a wife. imagine the look on her face when she comes home every day

    • @shookelmo7505
      @shookelmo7505 3 роки тому +114

      she wouldn’t be surprised 😂

    • @e11a__
      @e11a__ 3 роки тому +82

      It’s his girlfriend and they don’t live there

    • @nothing-9084
      @nothing-9084 3 роки тому +105

      Gloves don’t really have a look, or a face for that matter

    • @dinoaurus1
      @dinoaurus1 2 роки тому +21

      @@e11a__ i can see why

    • @goosegoeshonk19
      @goosegoeshonk19 2 роки тому +8

      No- no he dosnt- it’s his gf lol

  • @Actually_its_Ashely
    @Actually_its_Ashely 3 роки тому +2629

    “I don’t cry when cutting onions, I cry when cleaning kitchen later “
    Is the most funny and most relatable thing ever said

    • @---ls4kk
      @---ls4kk 3 роки тому +16

      That is so weird, when I read the comment he said the line-

    • @k4m.mar1e
      @k4m.mar1e 3 роки тому +9

      Wait same..

    • @JamesBrown-pv3se
      @JamesBrown-pv3se 2 роки тому +8

      @@---ls4kk me to lol

    • @pikachui2336
      @pikachui2336 2 роки тому +7

      And remember...
      No onions for Austria

  • @18436Melissa
    @18436Melissa 7 місяців тому +1

    0:59
    Brandon: Stop it.
    Jar full of who knows what: *NO*

  • @Raffygamerpro
    @Raffygamerpro Рік тому +2

    3:12 best part ngl XD

  • @loumay8977
    @loumay8977 3 роки тому +627

    Five minute crafts ruin everyone's day unless done by brandon

  • @sirhappygames9279
    @sirhappygames9279 3 роки тому +149

    Brandon's neighbor: "What are you doing?"
    Brandon: "Spring cleaning"
    Brandon's neighbor: "But it's January."
    Brandon: "I know"

    • @chanelleblouet7609
      @chanelleblouet7609 3 роки тому +1

      Him opening his gifts is same.
      Him :opening my Christmas gifts
      Everyone :it's Feburary

    • @neverice9814
      @neverice9814 3 роки тому +1

      More like sprite cleaning

  • @ledogge6436
    @ledogge6436 Рік тому +1

    This dude is basically Howtobasics brother

  • @TheFifaToad
    @TheFifaToad 7 місяців тому +3

    what is Brandon good at?
    being horrible: ❌
    making the biggest messes in history: ✅

  • @mariachiriac-susu3315
    @mariachiriac-susu3315 3 роки тому +340

    “i got so much of that boom boom juice up my nose” -Brandon Farris 2021

  • @Paisley_jean
    @Paisley_jean 3 роки тому +107

    THE MOST MESSY KITCHEN I HAVE EVER SEEN AND ALL BRANDON SAYS IS “Oh hey it reached the stove!” DANG I LOVE YOU.

  • @b4d_k4rma96
    @b4d_k4rma96 Рік тому +6

    0:53 what teachers think will happen when boys see a shoulder

  • @crabfolk
    @crabfolk 11 місяців тому +2

    top ten famous last words: go big or go home

  • @JoCaTen
    @JoCaTen 2 роки тому +1936

    "go big or go home"
    Famous last words before unleashing his kingdom come

    • @kellenfox587
      @kellenfox587 2 роки тому +52

      He went big and deep alright ;)

    • @senhordoouro
      @senhordoouro 2 роки тому +28

      That's what she said

    • @kailazel6527
      @kailazel6527 2 роки тому +20

      That meme is godly😂

    • @zqwarzz
      @zqwarzz Рік тому +10

      That line reminds me of the bad guys its "go bad or go home"

    • @AwesomeTaco250
      @AwesomeTaco250 Рік тому +17

      This is my kingdom come, this is my kingdom come

  • @legoyoda5776
    @legoyoda5776 3 роки тому +844

    Brandon: "Go big or go home"
    Also Brandon: **Creates a fucking bomb**

  • @Guywithweaponry_official
    @Guywithweaponry_official Рік тому +2

    0:53
    *this is my kingdom come 2X*

  • @cupoftea922
    @cupoftea922 Рік тому +3

    man sacrifices his kitchen to entertain us, he earns my respect

  • @Corio_snow
    @Corio_snow 3 роки тому +103

    Brandon "hey, it reached the stove"
    Rest of the kitchen: *completely covered in foam*

    • @sodacats
      @sodacats 3 роки тому +4

      "It reached the stove"
      Yeah well it also reached the ceiling