That happened to me whilst I was walking in fucking Disney land and one of the female workers told me and that’s when I almost had a breakdown but my girlfriend gave me her jacket and that’s one of the reasons why I have never gone anywhere while on my period, I make my girlfriend get me all my food.
Laughing at your own jokes is fantastic. Sometimes you just catch yourself off guard. Had to watch this one twice because I was laughing too hard to hear you the first time.
youre probably not gonna read this but a couple of minutes ago I had to break up with my bf due to rumors and relationship problems, and I've been crying so hard and I went straight to your 5 minute crafts videos because they always make me smile and laugh. Doesnt matter how many times I watch the videos and doesn't matter on my mood. You always have a way to make me happy and I appreciate your videos
Girl: sneezes Brandon: what no did she just poop herself? Every uterus owner watching this video: oh honey that's not what happened a murderer happened
thank god weve reached the point that we can just say that not all uterus owners are girls and not all girls are uterus owners as a uterus owner who isnt a girl, i bless ur soul
3:57 Everything about this section was so wrong “You pooped yourself?” “Girls poop?” “Your gonna have to put that sweatshirt in the freezer” ... not poop
You’re the first person I see in these comments who’s being inclusive and mindful of trans and non-binary people. Thank you so much, this means a lot to me and it made my day a bit better :)
@@Sweetie.21 Thats true. But be careful of what you say. You kinda made it sound like the others are unmindful, or dumb. I dont think they really thought about it.
@@ardinaattia8 I’m sure some people didn’t think about it, I didn’t mean it sound mean towards them. I meant it more towards the people who willfully decide not to be inclusive.
She sneezes and all the girls said "OH NO NO NO" Him- "She pooped herself?" Girls- "Sure that, DEFINITELY not the fact that she is on her period and sneezing is a nightmare, but yes it is poop." Also we all want that friend right there.
“You pooped yourself” Who’s gonna tell him she didn’t just poop herself but something else happened....bc all girls been there.... Edit: tysm for all the likes and reply’s I wasn’t expected this lol
“This thing is- **flour goes in face and all in hair**” “Do they normally do that?” Edit: “wel, I definitely don’t have hairspray and I have no stretchy sk-.....okay so I don’t have hair spray” Edit number 2: OMG TYSM ive never gotten so many likes!
That girl sneezed wearing white pants and every girl in a 100,000 mile radius was sympathetic beyond measurement
YESSSSSS, even in the video I was sempathetic
That happened to me whilst I was walking in fucking Disney land and one of the female workers told me and that’s when I almost had a breakdown but my girlfriend gave me her jacket and that’s one of the reasons why I have never gone anywhere while on my period, I make my girlfriend get me all my food.
@@vi843 F
Yep
@@vi843 you got a girlfriend!!!❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
Girl: [Sneezes]
Brandon: Did she just poop herself?
Me: sure... Let's go with that...
XD
😂😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅lmao
Yep
Yeah definitely what happened 😂😂
LOL YASSSSSSS
I think they are actually called “stressticles”
Lmaooooo😂😂😂
Booo.... get off the stage!
My Stressticles are attactched to my husband lol
I- I LOVE IT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG YASSSS THATS SO FUNNY
I love how we’re not even 3 minutes in and this man is covered in flour, true comedy.
lovely
Exquisite
and naked at the 4th minute
Delightful
captivating
"You want see speed?"
*proceeds to choke himself*
Life speedrun
@@shrimpshromp3594 LMAO
I CANT-
@@inthetwenties IKR 😭😭😭😭🤚🏾
@@shrimpshromp3594 well that's what I call C U R S E D
“That’s a lot of steps to just put it in the washingmafreezer”
100th like
238th like
Right!!!
402nd like
415th like lol 😂 and that is my favorite quote ever
“That’s a lot of steps to put in in with washing ma-freezer” 😂😂
I laughed so fucking hard at that part
Here is the time 2:52
All I said was this when it happened
🤣WHAT THE FLIP IS THAT🤣🤣🤣
Washmafreezer
4:55 “i’m sorry 15 to life” had me laughing a little too hard😭😭😭
100:12 hahaha
12:23 i mean
how can he just comfortably make that much mess when his room is carpeted, dang he's bold. or should I say ballsy
I can tell you haven't seen the elephant toothpaste video
@@katelyinlofte6653 or the glitter bomb video
he must own a steam cleaner and like a really good vaccum otherwise I'm not sure how he'd be able to clean that mess
Oh yeah. Those’re them.
Brandon: "you pooped urself"
Every female who knows what the sneeze means: 0.o
It’s more of like let’s pray for her😂😂😂😂
Lol
And with those white jeans😂
As a man, do you women need help? I grow more and more concerned for your gender every day
@hashtagYOLO567
Don't worry about it. It's just part of the ritu-I mean time of the month.
"Looks like someone didn't wrap their jeans around their neck before buying 'em"😂😂😂
Lol
I read this comment right before Brandon said it lol
Who else’s just canes back and re watches these bc they are hilarious
I always rewatch his videos when I'm having a bad day.
Girl sneezes and is suddenly very worried
Brandon: "You pooped yourself?!"
Every girl watching this: "Oh honey no"
😂fr it hurt me to watch that part
Thank you, a part of my soul would have died if nobody reacted to that
Agreed
Right😂😂
RIP pants
"She pooped herself?"
Don't tell him, I want to know how long would it take him to understand
😂😂
Right! He needs to show this to Gloria!
Hahaha ikr
Bro ikr literally I was laughing so hard, I wonder if any of the boys watching this understands lol
Mmmhmm, let him show this to anyone and tell them he’s confused
This dude better have insurance on his camera and laptop.
He just likes to make messes lol I love this dude he's soo funny
This should be hearted
I wouldn't insure him.
LMAO TRUE
@@beckyhoover1185 YES
This anyones else's first ever video they watched of Brandon?
Yea 💀
YEAHH
nope mine is when he papinted with autumn
No mines the clowns
"you poop yourself"
Oh dear lord, don't tell him xD
I thought the same thing I was like ya know enybody gonna explain to him what actually happened cause I ain't doing it
#notpoop😂
Exactly 🤣only girls will understand
Just as bad
Laughing at your own jokes is fantastic. Sometimes you just catch yourself off guard.
Had to watch this one twice because I was laughing too hard to hear you the first time.
Yessss he’s the best ever
Literally every video of his that I watch lol
I've watched this video 6 times already!!
I'm your 1k likes and I keep on liking and disliking it I'm so sorry - but Ill make sure I'll leave it at 1k-
OMG SAME I WAS LITERALLY CRYING AND I NEVER LAUGH-CRY AT VIDEOS LMAOAOAOAI
*The first hack comes up*
Brandon: chokes
Me: laughs
Balloon: *pops in Brandon’s face*
Me: laughs harder
Literally though
Me to every one of his videos
I laughed at that for no fucking reason 😂
Me:*dies*
Love you I'm starting to cry
This whole video is a masterpiece. It feels like a scripted comedy short but it isn’t. It’s all natural.
I’ve never seen so much chaos happen in five minutes.
ua-cam.com/video/k5e1HPeusiA/v-deo.html
I guess you’re new to the channel 😅 Welcome and brace yourself
You should watch a Micarah Tewers tutorial
@@benjaminrice7850 ua-cam.com/video/BI64e_AXZW0/v-deo.html
@@liviaferolla8627 yeah I am, also scared
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Brandon:*iNhAlE*
It’S a StReSs BaLlS!!!
I was just about to comment about that 😂😂😂
I literally died 💀💀
The 7 wonders of the world: how brandon farris cleans his rooms
I think he has someone to do it for him
He has a cleaner. She has Tik tok and shows herself cleaning his shite up 😅
What's the @?
@@fallon-grey5896 what's her user lol
@dirtiest_dooder is their tiktok username to watch them clean his messes lol
1:01 bro got flower on him turned he turned into an Einstein.
“I don’t drink or smoke”
Pulls out torch and celebratory bottle
it's not drinking if you smoke the bottle
@@tacos5682 you just blew my damn mind...
@@JAM_YT_FURRY k
I didn't know you are supposed to use a propane torch to light a smoke
@@StupidTired no you use a flamethrower
Girl: **sneezes**
Brandon: “Did you just poop yourself?
Me: “.”
Girl problems 😭
It always happens to me lol it's not poop its girl problems
Don’t say anything girls shhh lol
Sure Brandon, sure
Lol. Boys don’t get it
Girl: *sneezes with white jeans*
Brandon: "Did she just poop herself?"
Me: "It's called bloody murder (literally)"
she murdered someone while she sneezed?
@@mist4017 She murdered her cotton pony.
It’s shark week at this point
@@ShadowFoxSF IM SCREAMING 🤣🤣🤣
@@ShadowFoxSF I mean you ain't wrong- 🤣🤣
2:42 got me💀
Him: “Girls poop”
All the girls watching: “Honey noooo, it’s bloody murder”
Its a baby jelly fish
😂 lol
Incorrect. It's Hell on earth.
It’s “bloody hell” as Ron Weasley would say lol
@@byxitsjh6fdh631 XD
“I definitely don’t have stretc- I don’t have hair spray.”
Ik i was dying
I love how he’s equally as dirty minded as us but knows how to keep it pg
SAME
His jokes aren’t dirty... our minds are
Same
I think it’s funny how he thought it was poop
😅
5:25 why did i smell smoke when you did this-
yalls got a point tbh-
Same
I did too
Am I the only one during every one of his videos that just thinks
Damn. That’s going to take forever to clean up...
Same
No I think that too
Every one does
The glitter one though😂
saaame
Who else loves how brandon laughs at hiself?😂
Your 100th liker
Your 108th
The grammar in this comment section is something else
@@beth_elsewhere369 lmao yesssss😂😂
OMGAWD TYSM FOR THIS MANY LIKE IM FREAKING OUT RN I NEVER HAD THIS MANY LIKES TYSSSSSSM💕
Fun Fact: This guy should be a comedian
Oh yeah
That's a fun opinion.
Ikr
That’s an opinion
@@silvirgo you beat me to it you sob 💀😂😂
0:41
“AGH WHAT’S HAPPENING?!”
"She pooped herself?"
Me: I- oh no. They massacred my sweet baby.
brandon *gets flour in his hair*
me "he looks like a mad scientist........"
Same
Sweeney Todd
Brandon: * Squeezes stress “Balls”*
*Flour shoots out of it*
Me: Brandon you made the ball.......
Lmao oh god🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was my whole thought process before even reading this comment
We’re both pretty dirty minded I see
@@dearly_detested yeeeeeep
oh god
I-😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ✨👑DIRTY MINDED GROUP✨👑
youre probably not gonna read this but a couple of minutes ago I had to break up with my bf due to rumors and relationship problems, and I've been crying so hard and I went straight to your 5 minute crafts videos because they always make me smile and laugh. Doesnt matter how many times I watch the videos and doesn't matter on my mood. You always have a way to make me happy and I appreciate your videos
Girl: sneezes
Brandon: what no did she just poop herself?
Every uterus owner watching this video: oh honey that's not what happened a murderer happened
There has been a murder
Yep
*uterus owners*
thank god weve reached the point that we can just say that not all uterus owners are girls and not all girls are uterus owners
as a uterus owner who isnt a girl, i bless ur soul
Lol
“I don’t have a cacow”
“I’m cavegan”
-Brandon
Omg so funny
@@jaimefelix7858 I don’t think she/he needed sarcasm, thank you very much if you were being sarcastic.
caI cadon't caknow cawhat cato cado caright canow
Brandon: “You think that’s fast? You wanna see some speed?!” 🤣🤣
*continues to choke himself with dickie*
“ that’s A lot of steps before putting it in the washinmcfreezer”😂
😂
“well i don’t have hairspray, and i definitely don’t have stretchy-“ *stretches skin* “i don’t have hairspray”
Me when he stretched his skin
Nobody:
Brandon: *takes his shirt off
Everybody else: ok, you did it because of that..
Brandon: *keeps it off
Everybody else: k 😶
He’s hilarious! 😂
Well in his defense there was no hack on how to put the shirt back on
@@whocaresreally5754
LMAO
I don’t understand
@@joginawilliamson6764 what?
This made my day so much better. Thank you
Girl: Sneezes
Brandon: Did you poop yourself??
Girls: Uhm. Who's gonna tell him.
it's that time of the month...
Lmao love that
why was she wearing white jeans tho
@@lianaaguilar1064 it always starts when ya got your favorite jeans on 😔
@@porsheakim3779 yep
3:57
Everything about this section was so wrong
“You pooped yourself?”
“Girls poop?”
“Your gonna have to put that sweatshirt in the freezer”
... not poop
Yeah def not poop
poop. lol
@Alyssa Miller hey honey it's okay to period😂
Definitely not poop
Yep-
girl: (sneezes)
him: did she poop herself??
me: a whole murder happened that you dont wanna see 0-o
Lol
.
Heh
I didn’t get it for a second then I did
LOL-
If see this comment Brandon is gonna make your day
“What if I got a horse neck”
Me: 😂 😂
My mom: she needs therapy.
My mom laughed harder than I did 🤣
Your comment reminds me to the "He need some milk!" Meme
Brandon: “That is a unique balloon shape”
Brandon it’s a heart upside down- not what you were thinking of-
This man got a wack brain... right??
Yup-
Anyone know where I can find the 5 minute craft full video
That might be the intent but it's a lot closer to balls than it is a heart.
@TheRedFox Fox idk- you probs gonna have to search it up- and that gonna take you a while
Why is everyone talking about him
But not his ‘Ballsy’ puns
Ikr they r trying to avoid getting seen dirty minded
I love how deep his voice is in this video!
No kids for your
Its when the balloon popped I lost it! He kept squeezing it😂✌
@@tboutdoors8673 “your.
The way the cork flew as Brandon tried to get it out absolutely sent me.
Five minute crafts: “pops balloon with stuff inside”
Brandon: “Oh. Oh!” _as he pops ballon_
girl: snezzes and wraps a scarf around her waist
ImBrandonfarris: WhAt GiRlS pOoP????
SinCe wHEn 😂😂
It wasn’t poop ;
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@@rinokumura9836 Yeah. I think we knew that...
“Wanna see speed?”
*Proceeds to strangle himself*
I just wheezed and choked jdkdjsj qvq
@@ANTI-PIRACY_HOST so did he
haha!! XD
Lol 😂
Speed running life.
NOT HIS FAV SHIRT NOOOOO 1:58
“That’s a lot of steps for just going to put it in the washamafreezer” 😂😂😂😂
XD
Brandon: starts singing sugar were going down
Every emo in the 100 mile radius: I've been summoned
i was looking for someone who was talking about it
@@felonysteve909 yas my fellow emo, do you have pinterest, if so hmu
timestamp? I just missed it and I don't know how
@@gwoudka3249 0:46
@@theorionrings thank u
"You just keep touching your b- underneath the table..balloon"
-Brandon Farris
@Skyla Blalock Lmao 😂
I’m skylar but with an a
Need that on a t-shirt
BALLoon
1:10 literally a minute into the video and brandon already looks like a mad scientist
Brandon: Did she just poop herself?
Me knowing what actually happened: 👁💧👄💧👁
What about the trans guys or anyone born with the female genitalia? Cis gendered men cam know what periods are.
So true.😢
A lot of people know it lol
Yupppppp
@@vesselphobia
✨not all✨
I died when:
"Ceeelebrate good times, cmo-PSSSSSSSSSSHTHTGTHSHSSS
SAME!!
SAME ITS 4 FRICKING AM
OMG MEE TOO !!!
That's when I poured milk all over myself
''she pooped herself'' me: he has girlfreind how does he NOT KNOWWWWW
He does KNOWWWWW it’s just not appropriate to talk ABOUTTTTT
@@phoenix_youtube7165 and pooping ones self is- but a period is not-
@@starfuldream8733 right, these little boys i swear
@@GGibberry I know right 😭
@@starfuldream8733 Ugh why people think poop is ok to talk about and period isn't... This need to change, don't you agree?
Brandon is just the best youtuber out there in my opinion.
How does everything perfectly and unironically shoot into his face?!
Natural talent.
✨° 。l u c k ° 。✨
They all want it, they all want it.
✨°•𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚝•°✨
Experience
Brandon: She pooped herself
All the girls watching: We will go with that if needed
Pain
I sneezed in class once. Never again.
@@basketballdennis3710 true pain
sure, guy.
👁️👄👁️
💦. 💦 *Crying*
I love how Brandon can show how terrible 5-minute crafts is without mentioning it once
Is it ok to make ueteiwiwiqie or something else from
@@Saddfoxx what?
@LimeCally i dont know
ueteiwiwiqie i dont know ehhh 🤔
b
“That is unique BALLloon” first thing I hear when watching this
“Pretty ballsy”😏he can make the funniest pg jokes ever
what do you mean he's super funny
@@cxntrol777 he said that
"No kids for you" Lmaooo
Brandon gained so much more respect from me when he started singing “Sugar we’re going down”
When did he sing it?
@@mehhh3851 0:46 it was truly fantasticcc
Absolutely love it. My favorite band.
Y E S
@@mehhh3851 yes
"Honestly you could yell at me all day... This thing is"- shoots powder- *dies*
Crying T0T lmfqo
@CoreyEXE-_- You mean Flour? xD
@CoreyEXE-_- Are you sure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@sk3ary990 oh g o d n o
1:07 is still cracking me up to this day 💀
Brandon: you pooped yourself?
Me: just about peed myself laughing 🤣
Norma Ojeda honestly same
The person who laughs at their own joke is the kind of person you should hang out with.
Yay 100th like Tehe, and yasss bestest friend u can have!!!
Brandon: y- YOU POOPED ?!?
Every uterus owner: honey- no
You’re the first person I see in these comments who’s being inclusive and mindful of trans and non-binary people. Thank you so much, this means a lot to me and it made my day a bit better :)
@@Sweetie.21 Thats true. But be careful of what you say. You kinda made it sound like the others are unmindful, or dumb. I dont think they really thought about it.
@@ardinaattia8
I’m sure some people didn’t think about it, I didn’t mean it sound mean towards them. I meant it more towards the people who willfully decide not to be inclusive.
lol no clue as a guy never was taught anything ever
@@arctic_angel7408 "never was taught anything ever"
EVERY SINGLE TIME I REWATCH THESE VIDEOS. I DIE, SUFFOCATING, CRYING LAUGHING. THIS NEVER GETS OLD
No one:
Brandon: I don’t own a cacao I’m vegan
😂😂
I'm ca-vegan
*brandon:picks up drink and shakes it*
Drink sprays everywhere
*brandon:celabrate good times*
And before that he said he didn’t drink! I think the lack of knowledge on shaking champagne bottles proves that he is right 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
celebrate*
him: I don't have hair spray and I definitely don't have stretchy-
his arm: *stretch*
him : 👁👄👁
“...i don’t have hairspray!”
Funny thing is she had tights on 😂
3:56 brandon understanding but understanding the wrong thing is what gets me
so no one is gonna tell him that this girl didn't poop herself?
I am thinking the same and I'm gonna look for a comment who says it
And now 80% of the comments are telling him
I'm sure he knows...just part of his humor.
I was thinkingvthe same thing
girl: *sneezes*
me: oh no-
me : GIRL THOSE WHERE WHITE-
brandon: she pooped herself?
me: *facepalms*
My thoughts, exactly
Yup-
*can you explain to this child here-*
@@letmeramble it’s a thing that happens when yours on your period
I never wear white
I wonder how many times this guy has cleaned his house.
Edit:omg thx so much for these likes I never expected it to go viral thx so much!
Rahma Dol more than a maid does in 10 years
Me too
I worry about the deposit on his apartment more than he does.
too many
Every video he does im guessing
I don't know how brandon does it but he genuinely makes me laugh. I havent found a funny youtuber that actually makes me laugh fora while.
“It’s a stress balls” am I the only one who almost died of laughter
n o p e
No I fell out of bed of laughter 😂 😂
ballllllllllllllllllllllllllllll|llllllllllls
You understand 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@jessicapiccolo4752 yeaaaaaa😂😂😂😂😂
She sneezes and all the girls said "OH NO NO NO"
Him- "She pooped herself?"
Girls- "Sure that, DEFINITELY not the fact that she is on her period and sneezing is a nightmare, but yes it is poop."
Also we all want that friend right there.
Girls don’t poop 😂
That’s exactly what I was thinking😂😂😭😭
trueee
“You pooped yourself”
Who’s gonna tell him she didn’t just poop herself but something else happened....bc all girls been there....
Edit: tysm for all the likes and reply’s I wasn’t expected this lol
I told him up in the comments
I was looking for this comment.. exactly!
I know, that’s what I thought when I heard him say she pooped herself😂😭
Came to the comments just to look for one of these comments 🤣
Not me yet 🤭
Why is no one talking about how good he can sing?!! Like dudes got pipes
“This thing is- **flour goes in face and all in hair**” “Do they normally do that?”
Edit: “wel, I definitely don’t have hairspray and I have no stretchy sk-.....okay so I don’t have hair spray”
Edit number 2: OMG TYSM ive never gotten so many likes!
Normal people: inserts normal intro
Brandon: nah ima choke on...stuffs...
Bottle n knife: tink
Cork: THPOOF
ROFLMOALOL!!!
@@LAvenus79 rolling on floor laughing my off ass laughing out loud
That is the best part of this whole video
His speaking reminds me of Sheldon from big bang theory😂
Brandon: Thats a lot of steps just to put it in the washermafreezer.
Also Brandon: Washermafreezer
I was literally dead at this part😂😂😂😂😂
Who wasn’t 😂
I died in the whole video
Never ask:
A man: hissalary
A woman: her weight
Brandon: how in heck he cleans his room every day
Ikr
But LITRALY how does he clean the rooms
Brb i’m gonna ask a girl their weight
I stupidly asked that now I’m in The hospital
He has how to basic pshyic
Brandon ALWAYS makes me laugh- like honestly, you can’t not say he doesn’t make you laugh-
I laughed the entire time. Seriously so hilarious.
Grammar???
He makes my cry laughing 😂
He made me laugh so hard I cried and then choked and nearly died. 😐
@@agentbobcat1866 LMAOOO
When I first found this guy literally thought he was PewDiePie 0:12
I meant 0:00-0:05
Dude, Brandon is WAYYYY better than Pewds in my opinion.
@@AveryHD_06 I agree
@@AveryHD_06yea
“Do u tie it off, no kids for u”😂😭😭😭
LMFAO
I don’t get it
@@avapetrilli5624 don't worry about it then