That happened to me whilst I was walking in fucking Disney land and one of the female workers told me and that’s when I almost had a breakdown but my girlfriend gave me her jacket and that’s one of the reasons why I have never gone anywhere while on my period, I make my girlfriend get me all my food.
Laughing at your own jokes is fantastic. Sometimes you just catch yourself off guard. Had to watch this one twice because I was laughing too hard to hear you the first time.
youre probably not gonna read this but a couple of minutes ago I had to break up with my bf due to rumors and relationship problems, and I've been crying so hard and I went straight to your 5 minute crafts videos because they always make me smile and laugh. Doesnt matter how many times I watch the videos and doesn't matter on my mood. You always have a way to make me happy and I appreciate your videos
Girl: sneezes Brandon: what no did she just poop herself? Every uterus owner watching this video: oh honey that's not what happened a murderer happened
thank god weve reached the point that we can just say that not all uterus owners are girls and not all girls are uterus owners as a uterus owner who isnt a girl, i bless ur soul
3:57 Everything about this section was so wrong “You pooped yourself?” “Girls poop?” “Your gonna have to put that sweatshirt in the freezer” ... not poop
That girl sneezed wearing white pants and every girl in a 100,000 mile radius was sympathetic beyond measurement
YESSSSSS, even in the video I was sempathetic
That happened to me whilst I was walking in fucking Disney land and one of the female workers told me and that’s when I almost had a breakdown but my girlfriend gave me her jacket and that’s one of the reasons why I have never gone anywhere while on my period, I make my girlfriend get me all my food.
@@vi843 F
Yep
@@vi843 you got a girlfriend!!!❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
Girl: [Sneezes]
Brandon: Did she just poop herself?
Me: sure... Let's go with that...
XD
😂😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅lmao
Yep
Yeah definitely what happened 😂😂
LOL YASSSSSSS
I love how we’re not even 3 minutes in and this man is covered in flour, true comedy.
lovely
Exquisite
and naked at the 4th minute
Delightful
captivating
It’s so funny to watch this man slowly contract the looks of an eccentric fashion student 💀
"You want see speed?"
*proceeds to choke himself*
Life speedrun
@@shrimpshromp3594 LMAO
I CANT-
@@inthetwenties IKR 😭😭😭😭🤚🏾
@@shrimpshromp3594 well that's what I call C U R S E D
I think they are actually called “stressticles”
Lmaooooo😂😂😂
Booo.... get off the stage!
My Stressticles are attactched to my husband lol
I- I LOVE IT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG YASSSS THATS SO FUNNY
"I need more flower than this-" •squeezes it and gets flour in face• •COUGH•
I was reading this as soon as it happened 😂
if you rewatch it he covered his thumb over the hole that the flower came out of
so what im saying is he poke a hole in the balloon
@@codaholmes3117 of his thumb was over the it, how did he do it? your reply made absolutely no sense.
4:55 “i’m sorry 15 to life” had me laughing a little too hard😭😭😭
100:12 hahaha
12:23 i mean
“That’s a lot of steps to just put it in the washingmafreezer”
100th like
238th like
Right!!!
402nd like
415th like lol 😂 and that is my favorite quote ever
I’ve never seen so much chaos happen in five minutes.
ua-cam.com/video/k5e1HPeusiA/v-deo.html
I guess you’re new to the channel 😅 Welcome and brace yourself
You should watch a Micarah Tewers tutorial
@@benjaminrice7850 ua-cam.com/video/BI64e_AXZW0/v-deo.html
@@liviaferolla8627 yeah I am, also scared
Who else’s just canes back and re watches these bc they are hilarious
Comes*
I always rewatch his videos when I'm having a bad day.
3:08 BRO I FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR AND I WAS ON THE GROUND😂😂😂😂😂
Girl sneezes and is suddenly very worried
Brandon: "You pooped yourself?!"
Every girl watching this: "Oh honey no"
😂fr it hurt me to watch that part
Thank you, a part of my soul would have died if nobody reacted to that
Agreed
Right😂😂
RIP pants
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Brandon:*iNhAlE*
It’S a StReSs BaLlS!!!
I was just about to comment about that 😂😂😂
I literally died 💀💀
3:58
Him: “did she poop?”
Me And other girls: “…:flashbacks: “
This anyones else's first ever video they watched of Brandon?
Yea 💀
YEAHH
nope mine is when he papinted with autumn
No mines the clowns
This dude better have insurance on his camera and laptop.
He just likes to make messes lol I love this dude he's soo funny
This should be hearted
I wouldn't insure him.
LMAO TRUE
@@beckyhoover1185 YES
Fun Fact: This guy should be a comedian
Oh yeah
That's a fun opinion.
Ikr
That’s an opinion
@@silvirgo you beat me to it you sob 💀😂😂
2:42 got me💀
0:07 Ayo?🤨
You forgot the "uschubasi" to make it look like this: Pasa por todo, Ayouschubasi
Stress balls
Brandon: "you pooped urself"
Every female who knows what the sneeze means: 0.o
It’s more of like let’s pray for her😂😂😂😂
Lol
And with those white jeans😂
As a man, do you women need help? I grow more and more concerned for your gender every day
@hashtagYOLO567
Don't worry about it. It's just part of the ritu-I mean time of the month.
"you poop yourself"
Oh dear lord, don't tell him xD
I thought the same thing I was like ya know enybody gonna explain to him what actually happened cause I ain't doing it
#notpoop😂
Exactly 🤣only girls will understand
Just as bad
This whole video is a masterpiece. It feels like a scripted comedy short but it isn’t. It’s all natural.
4:27 is hilarious, especially when the bottle pops and he has a straight face
Girl: **sneezes**
Brandon: “Did you just poop yourself?
Me: “.”
Girl problems 😭
It always happens to me lol it's not poop its girl problems
Don’t say anything girls shhh lol
Sure Brandon, sure
Lol. Boys don’t get it
how can he just comfortably make that much mess when his room is carpeted, dang he's bold. or should I say ballsy
I can tell you haven't seen the elephant toothpaste video
@@katelyinlofte6653 or the glitter bomb video
he must own a steam cleaner and like a really good vaccum otherwise I'm not sure how he'd be able to clean that mess
Oh yeah. Those’re them.
1:07 is still cracking me up to this day 💀
THE HORSE NECK HELP 😭😭
brandon *gets flour in his hair*
me "he looks like a mad scientist........"
Same
I love how he’s equally as dirty minded as us but knows how to keep it pg
SAME
His jokes aren’t dirty... our minds are
Same
I think it’s funny how he thought it was poop
😅
1:10 literally a minute into the video and brandon already looks like a mad scientist
The way the cork flew as Brandon tried to get it out absolutely sent me.
"She pooped herself?"
Don't tell him, I want to know how long would it take him to understand
😂😂
Right! He needs to show this to Gloria!
Hahaha ikr
Bro ikr literally I was laughing so hard, I wonder if any of the boys watching this understands lol
Mmmhmm, let him show this to anyone and tell them he’s confused
“I don’t drink or smoke”
Pulls out torch and celebratory bottle
it's not drinking if you smoke the bottle
@@tacos5682 you just blew my damn mind...
@@JAM_YT_FURRY k
I didn't know you are supposed to use a propane torch to light a smoke
@@StupidTired no you use a flamethrower
Who's also here in 2024??
Me
Me
me
I miss youtubers like this
"Looks like someone didn't wrap their jeans around their neck before buying 'em"😂😂😂
Lol
I read this comment right before Brandon said it lol
*The first hack comes up*
Brandon: chokes
Me: laughs
Balloon: *pops in Brandon’s face*
Me: laughs harder
Literally though
Me to every one of his videos
I laughed at that for no fucking reason 😂
Me:*dies*
Love you I'm starting to cry
If see this comment Brandon is gonna make your day
0:47
I was singing along with Brandon and started laughing 😂
Also the fact how the CC was so funny when i sang along and read it lol
Who else loves how brandon laughs at hiself?😂
Your 100th liker
Your 108th
The grammar in this comment section is something else
@@beth_elsewhere369 lmao yesssss😂😂
OMGAWD TYSM FOR THIS MANY LIKE IM FREAKING OUT RN I NEVER HAD THIS MANY LIKES TYSSSSSSM💕
The 7 wonders of the world: how brandon farris cleans his rooms
I think he has someone to do it for him
He has a cleaner. She has Tik tok and shows herself cleaning his shite up 😅
What's the @?
@@fallon-grey5896 what's her user lol
@dirtiest_dooder is their tiktok username to watch them clean his messes lol
5:25 why did i smell smoke when you did this-
yalls got a point tbh-
Same
I did too
Idk why but watching him do the dumbest thing is funny
“Wanna see speed?”
*Proceeds to strangle himself*
I just wheezed and choked jdkdjsj qvq
@@ANTI-PIRACY_HOST so did he
haha!! XD
Lol 😂
Speed running life.
“That’s a lot of steps to put in in with washing ma-freezer” 😂😂
I laughed so fucking hard at that part
Here is the time 2:52
All I said was this when it happened
🤣WHAT THE FLIP IS THAT🤣🤣🤣
1:01 bro got flower on him turned he turned into an Einstein.
Am I the only one during every one of his videos that just thinks
Damn. That’s going to take forever to clean up...
Same
No I think that too
Every one does
The glitter one though😂
saaame
Girl: *sneezes with white jeans*
Brandon: "Did she just poop herself?"
Me: "It's called bloody murder (literally)"
she murdered someone while she sneezed?
@@mist4017 She murdered her cotton pony.
It’s shark week at this point
@@ShadowFoxSF IM SCREAMING 🤣🤣🤣
@@ShadowFoxSF I mean you ain't wrong- 🤣🤣
NOT HIS FAV SHIRT NOOOOO 1:58
I think my favorite part is uhhh... THE WHOLE THING
Laughing at your own jokes is fantastic. Sometimes you just catch yourself off guard.
Had to watch this one twice because I was laughing too hard to hear you the first time.
Yessss he’s the best ever
Literally every video of his that I watch lol
I've watched this video 6 times already!!
I'm your 1k likes and I keep on liking and disliking it I'm so sorry - but Ill make sure I'll leave it at 1k-
OMG SAME I WAS LITERALLY CRYING AND I NEVER LAUGH-CRY AT VIDEOS LMAOAOAOAI
I wonder how many times this guy has cleaned his house.
Edit:omg thx so much for these likes I never expected it to go viral thx so much!
Rahma Dol more than a maid does in 10 years
Me too
I worry about the deposit on his apartment more than he does.
too many
Every video he does im guessing
youre probably not gonna read this but a couple of minutes ago I had to break up with my bf due to rumors and relationship problems, and I've been crying so hard and I went straight to your 5 minute crafts videos because they always make me smile and laugh. Doesnt matter how many times I watch the videos and doesn't matter on my mood. You always have a way to make me happy and I appreciate your videos
THE WAY HE STARTED TWEAKING WHEN THE STRESSTICLE POPPED IM DYING 😭😭
"She pooped herself?"
Me: I- oh no. They massacred my sweet baby.
“ that’s A lot of steps before putting it in the washinmcfreezer”😂
😂
I don't know how brandon does it but he genuinely makes me laugh. I havent found a funny youtuber that actually makes me laugh fora while.
"no more kids for you" got me dying 💀💀💀💀
Brandon: * Squeezes stress “Balls”*
*Flour shoots out of it*
Me: Brandon you made the ball.......
Lmao oh god🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was my whole thought process before even reading this comment
We’re both pretty dirty minded I see
@@dearly_detested yeeeeeep
oh god
I-😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ✨👑DIRTY MINDED GROUP✨👑
“I don’t have a cacow”
“I’m cavegan”
-Brandon
Omg so funny
@@jaimefelix7858 I don’t think she/he needed sarcasm, thank you very much if you were being sarcastic.
caI cadon't caknow cawhat cato cado caright canow
0:36. I just thought of this. Instead of calling it "stress balls" you can call it "stressticles".
3:56 brandon understanding but understanding the wrong thing is what gets me
Him: “Girls poop”
All the girls watching: “Honey noooo, it’s bloody murder”
Its a baby jelly fish
😂 lol
Incorrect. It's Hell on earth.
It’s “bloody hell” as Ron Weasley would say lol
@@byxitsjh6fdh631 XD
“I definitely don’t have stretc- I don’t have hair spray.”
Ik i was dying
Dude really turned into a Mad Max character
0:50 ive never heard him swear before!
Brandon: “You think that’s fast? You wanna see some speed?!” 🤣🤣
*continues to choke himself with dickie*
I randomly found this guy on my recommended and I don’t regret it
Lol
My friend showed me in the summer and now I'm addicted 😂
Same
Same 😫😫
Same
"its a stress BallZ!" that got me
He went from average guy to insane homeless guy in less than 6 minutes
“well i don’t have hairspray, and i definitely don’t have stretchy-“ *stretches skin* “i don’t have hairspray”
Me when he stretched his skin
3:10 “Ewww” Brandon is hilarious 😂😂
2 years later and i still love it
Brandon: Did she just poop herself?
Me knowing what actually happened: 👁💧👄💧👁
What about the trans guys or anyone born with the female genitalia? Cis gendered men cam know what periods are.
So true.😢
A lot of people know it lol
Yupppppp
@@vesselphobia
✨not all✨
Brandon gained so much more respect from me when he started singing “Sugar we’re going down”
When did he sing it?
@@mehhh3851 0:46 it was truly fantasticcc
Absolutely love it. My favorite band.
Y E S
@@mehhh3851 yes
"oh wait i dont blow it" is crazy
"Oh yeah. Oh no."
Brandon 2020
I died when:
"Ceeelebrate good times, cmo-PSSSSSSSSSSHTHTGTHSHSSS
SAME!!
SAME ITS 4 FRICKING AM
OMG MEE TOO !!!
That's when I poured milk all over myself
“What in the buttered popcorn pits” 😂😂💀💀
What's with the skeleton emojis
@@irabennett8517 it made me laugh so hard that I died. 😂💀 get it. Lol
Oh
can we just appreciate his hair for a momment
Why is no one talking about how good he can sing?!! Like dudes got pipes
Brandon: “That is a unique balloon shape”
Brandon it’s a heart upside down- not what you were thinking of-
This man got a wack brain... right??
Yup-
Anyone know where I can find the 5 minute craft full video
That might be the intent but it's a lot closer to balls than it is a heart.
@TheRedFox Fox idk- you probs gonna have to search it up- and that gonna take you a while
Girl: sneezes
Brandon: what no did she just poop herself?
Every uterus owner watching this video: oh honey that's not what happened a murderer happened
There has been a murder
Yep
*uterus owners*
thank god weve reached the point that we can just say that not all uterus owners are girls and not all girls are uterus owners
as a uterus owner who isnt a girl, i bless ur soul
Lol
So many good memories in that apartment
3:09 got me 💀
3:57
Everything about this section was so wrong
“You pooped yourself?”
“Girls poop?”
“Your gonna have to put that sweatshirt in the freezer”
... not poop
Yeah def not poop
poop. lol
@Alyssa Miller hey honey it's okay to period😂
Definitely not poop
Yep-
Brandon: starts singing sugar were going down
Every emo in the 100 mile radius: I've been summoned
i was looking for someone who was talking about it
@@felonysteve909 yas my fellow emo, do you have pinterest, if so hmu
timestamp? I just missed it and I don't know how
@@gwoudka3249 0:46
@@theorionrings thank u
"Looks really ballsey" I died😂😂😂💀💀💀
"washamafrezzer" had me on the floor bro
The person who laughs at their own joke is the kind of person you should hang out with.
Yay 100th like Tehe, and yasss bestest friend u can have!!!
Girl: Sneezes
Brandon: Did you poop yourself??
Girls: Uhm. Who's gonna tell him.
it's that time of the month...
Lmao love that
why was she wearing white jeans tho
@@lianaaguilar1064 it always starts when ya got your favorite jeans on 😔
@@porsheakim3779 yep
“wha-hu-he- 15 for life? WHAT ARE U CALLED?”
😂😂
still remember this.
“Pretty ballsy”😏he can make the funniest pg jokes ever
what do you mean he's super funny
@@cxntrol777 he said that
"No kids for you" Lmaooo
so no one is gonna tell him that this girl didn't poop herself?
I am thinking the same and I'm gonna look for a comment who says it
And now 80% of the comments are telling him
I'm sure he knows...just part of his humor.
I was thinkingvthe same thing
The ball jokes 💀
"OOOOHHH there actually stressballs.." and then "No kids for you"
Why is everyone talking about him
But not his ‘Ballsy’ puns
Ikr they r trying to avoid getting seen dirty minded
I love how deep his voice is in this video!
No kids for your
Its when the balloon popped I lost it! He kept squeezing it😂✌
@@tboutdoors8673 “your.
“You know this thing is, BLUH BLUH”
That got me 😂