904chewy Nice to see Muslims in the military. I'm Afghan American and I'm trying to enlist into the Marines. Kinda want to go to Afghanistan and fight the Taliban, they'd shit themselves if they saw a Hazara wearing a Marine uniform.
i grew up in deer stands not moving for hours on end with full size surplus world war two sniper rifles, trying to nail a deer, sooooo, i sure hope i can get that job when i'm 18
In Iraq during the initial invasion, Al Qaeda [AQI] would barricade themselves into culturally “protected” structures or enclaves, once the tables turned against them, to try and slow our [U.S.] movements. Basically, the insurgency would fall back into mosques because they knew that they [AQI] could use our system of the rules of engagement (ROE) against coalition and NATO forces. Moreover, the video just made a very DARK portrayal of our [U.S.] thoughts of AQI using mosques, which were off limits for entering let alone targeting, as a way shoot back at us! I’m not trying to stir-up a fight, but if you ask for combat veterans’ thoughts, not saying that I am one, this is most likely the answer you would get from them. If you want a further explanation of the detailed recitation that I provided, then speak up!
"No offense 1st Squad" hahaha "My bad ahmed ill push for that" "For those of us that been in the shit.." Camera pans to female marine Jeez I love this vid Ahmed was my favorite guy
Mat best is a part of black rifle coffee company. The Jew led coffee company that hates Republicans and trump supporters and disavowed Kyle rittenhouse
Every time I see a Toyota truck on the highway I immediately think of the part where you say they get in their piece of shit Toyota trucks and head back to fuckin Mecca haha.
Donny, what would be the best way to send you some material ? I started writing comedy a while back and as a fomer devil dog, I have a few ideas for sketches.
I did my bit from '87-'91 U. S. Navy and I thought that this was pretty spot on. It seemed that the swearing and derogatory comments were a little light though. Must be a Navy thing. Salute to all those who didn't come home. Great video.
This is seriously one of my favorite VETTV productions of all time... THE NUMBER ONE THING i get harassed for constantly by my family and specifically my mother... God bless her lol... is my language and the diversity for my application and effective incorporation of the word FUCK into places it otherwise would have no significance.. The Marine Corps can truly take credit for the diversification and use of profanity in the English language to its fullest capacity. Every single mechanical mechanism on my M16 had a directly correlated female organ to accompany it... you guys REALLY need to cast some short tiny but insanely muscular Spanish/south American D.I's... those motherfuckers where the most hilarious racist and rabid little fucks ive ever seen... My kill hat was 4 feet tall but could tear a body to shreds with his grip. Yal should def start focusing on the immigrants that stand as the ultimate examples to us Marines as Drill Instructors.. I am totally for granting citizenship to any illegal to join any military branch... but the dudes that made it to D.I.... WHILE BEING ILLEGAL... Thats some true hardcore Shakespearean type of love and sacrifice. I will never forget Staff Sergeant Boredoni fuck...my...life...lol... I am a Marine against illegal immigrants but I was forged by one. Shit makes for an incredible story on his end
Hells yeah baby gurl!! I can still get him back... to civi life. Until he started jerking with the dead hand. Man, I'm excellent but that's a bit far....to come back fom... but this guy... totally husband material
I'm a Arab, Russian, Muslim proudly serving as a grunt in the USMC. I wish it was like this everyday. humor good for the moral.
904chewy Nice to see Muslims in the military. I'm Afghan American and I'm trying to enlist into the Marines. Kinda want to go to Afghanistan and fight the Taliban, they'd shit themselves if they saw a Hazara wearing a Marine uniform.
Sounds like your made out of heresy
Because of religion. In the USMC, can I keep my beard and hair?
I feel like you’re full of shit
SOHI no, if you want to be one of the best, you have to pass all the tests that everyone else has to. Hair and beard cut is one of the tests.
Every NCO ever: "don't laugh i shouldn't have said that"
Austin Tie he’s not an NCO tho.. he’s commissioned (irl and as his character “Lt. Murphy”)
@@hunterbruyere5052 he does act a hell of a lot more like an NCO than a lot of LT out there. Lol.
I’m pretty sure he started enlisted, at least his character
@@GraesonBat i think yes he enlisted and then commisioned
No offence Achmed. :)
hahhaah i have never laughed harder in my fuckin life man.. instantly subbed to vet tv
Idk why but I feel like that could be a Vet TV shirt like the fans of Vet TV would understand it or that Achmed in the group lmao
Lhh
Lmfao as a civilian I think that this is funny
This is how I talke about them and I never delt with the cum suckers
"I mean he's right you know ;)"
Give the C4 to Achmed
no offense achmed
"doing sniper shit." hell yeah! as soon as they said "who wants to sit in a bush and not move for three days?" i said, thats all me son!
Haha perfect your name is snuggles
i grew up in deer stands not moving for hours on end with full size surplus world war two sniper rifles, trying to nail a deer, sooooo, i sure hope i can get that job when i'm 18
Crossing the line between parody and real life is always hard to do. But you did a damn fine job at that.
Subbed
life is parody anyways, don't ask of what
Sly of what?
please someone answer that..
@@samueljackson315 parody of art
..? This is a hidden camera show, the only reality show that's REAL!
"No offense, Ahmed" xD
My roommate was an officer, he didn't find this nearly as funny as I did
Was he a butterbar or some salty field-grade?
officers don't usually act like this. but sometimes you get a dope officer that is all about the marines and not trying to brown nose fucking HQ
@@chestydevildonut6550 patty was an officer. LT in Afghan and retired a captain I believe. He was one of the good ones.
I'm certain O'Malley was the motherfucking man. yut
Tactical Ministries this officer in the video acts like a mustang which is prior enlisted before he went into OCS
1:09 "we got the fuckin mosque - Fuck that place!" that was good!
TheAstros5 its not man its not even funny of youre muslim its very disrespectful also spitting on it
if*
In Iraq during the initial invasion, Al Qaeda [AQI] would barricade themselves into culturally “protected” structures or enclaves, once the tables turned against them, to try and slow our [U.S.] movements. Basically, the insurgency would fall back into mosques because they knew that they [AQI] could use our system of the rules of engagement (ROE) against coalition and NATO forces. Moreover, the video just made a very DARK portrayal of our [U.S.] thoughts of AQI using mosques, which were off limits for entering let alone targeting, as a way shoot back at us! I’m not trying to stir-up a fight, but if you ask for combat veterans’ thoughts, not saying that I am one, this is most likely the answer you would get from them. If you want a further explanation of the detailed recitation that I provided, then speak up!
insanity is Achmed didn't seem to mind.
just another place for em to hide without repercussions
"No offense 1st Squad" hahaha
"My bad ahmed ill push for that"
"For those of us that been in the shit.." Camera pans to female marine
Jeez I love this vid
Ahmed was my favorite guy
I cant find the quote. Lol
I actually had a platoon sergeant with the same type of demeanor as this guy. Brings back some memories. 😁
"FET...fuckin' pumped to have you.." the sarcasm is great! so subbed
Damn I’m crying over here....my bad akmed
“That’s the mosque fk that place” (spits a wad on it)😂🤣😂
He said fuckin QRF won’t be here for 3 hrs if we start getting fucked up!” 😂😂😂 I spit my soda out laughing!
I think Ahmed took offense, 13 times
Dear god why havent I found this guy before. He and Mat best = GOAT
Mat best is pretty badass but donny just simply can’t be beat!
Mat best is a part of black rifle coffee company. The Jew led coffee company that hates Republicans and trump supporters and disavowed Kyle rittenhouse
no offense, achmed
Telling someone that you’ll eventually come around to them is hysterical
"North; same fuckin way since we came here" HAHAHAHAHAHA
"Where the fuck are they (snipers)" "Doing sniper shit.... fucking sick" yall kill me
"MSOB lets don't get us killed today?"
"Meh"
JohnnyBWildered I’m not a military guy so what’s MSOB?
@@GeneralG1810 Marine Special Operations Battalion. The Marines contribution to SOCOM
Shit's fucking hilarious.
"No offense first squad."
FET 😎🙋♀️ ....pumped to have you. I'm crying laughing and its been like 3 seconds.
Haha the guy standing next to the guy who played Achmed was trying not to laugh. "He's right you know" lol
I haven't laughed to the point of crying in a while. thanks guys!
Fuckn sick.
"Doing sniper shit, fucking sick" Made me laugh a little too hard
I come to this channel for meditation.
Came to the right place
Haven't been deployed just yet but literally every fucking time we're training this shit happens being the only Muslim guy in the company.
Now that's a warning order, goddamn everything he said was 100% correct
every time i lose it when he goes "I'm sorry, i will push for that". To fuckin good!!! :D
"no offense ahckmed"
I want to hear that lost Marine plan. haha
"Wanna take some c4 and blow shit up?"
"Fuck ya"
"Ok you're not blowing shit up"
I needed this great therapy. Thank You VetTv.... No offense Achmed
next video should be a funny, yet fucked up, representation of the "Safety Brief"
I agree.
i would love to see a "fucked up sharp brief"
SHARP is already fucked to begin with!
Snipers are at the dead bodies “ Probably pissing on them” good for them , I’d shit on them” 😂😂😂😂
Hey fellas, if you dig it, buy it. If not, tell me what kind of shit you want me to create so I can keep funding this shit.
teespring.com/its-whatever
thanks brother!
Every time I see a Toyota truck on the highway I immediately think of the part where you say they get in their piece of shit Toyota trucks and head back to fuckin Mecca haha.
Donny, what would be the best way to send you some material ?
I started writing comedy a while back and as a fomer devil dog, I have a few ideas for sketches.
this is the channel I come to to find my happy place again
What is 10 Thomas?
Next Marine movie we need these guys. F'n real!
As a former 1345 Engiqueer, you'll never see them. Haha. Those fridge mechs hiding in the fridges and 6-cons
I cannot believe this has not been cancelled. I love it, but it blows my mind how the algorithm works. "Sniper shit.... fucking sick" chef kiss.
hay sir make a video about the LT getting the platoon lost. : D
I went on a b billet and used this to remember the correct order for a mission brief
I wish every coordinating instructions were like that.
I did my bit from '87-'91 U. S. Navy and I thought that this was pretty spot on. It seemed that the swearing and derogatory comments were a little light though. Must be a Navy thing. Salute to all those who didn't come home. Great video.
When he spits on that mosque in the train model.. lol
No offense Achmed
Fuck. I've been waiting for this channel to grace my screen for years. Sub'd
Arkanservative bro, we need you to become a backer right now, we need die hards. Www.launchveterantv.com
Donny O'Malley I threw yall a bone. wish I could do more.
Feelings always come out during the Op order
ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS DONNY!! MORE PLEASE
This is seriously one of my favorite VETTV productions of all time... THE NUMBER ONE THING i get harassed for constantly by my family and specifically my mother... God bless her lol... is my language and the diversity for my application and effective incorporation of the word FUCK into places it otherwise would have no significance.. The Marine Corps can truly take credit for the diversification and use of profanity in the English language to its fullest capacity. Every single mechanical mechanism on my M16 had a directly correlated female organ to accompany it... you guys REALLY need to cast some short tiny but insanely muscular Spanish/south American D.I's... those motherfuckers where the most hilarious racist and rabid little fucks ive ever seen... My kill hat was 4 feet tall but could tear a body to shreds with his grip. Yal should def start focusing on the immigrants that stand as the ultimate examples to us Marines as Drill Instructors.. I am totally for granting citizenship to any illegal to join any military branch... but the dudes that made it to D.I.... WHILE BEING ILLEGAL... Thats some true hardcore Shakespearean type of love and sacrifice. I will never forget Staff Sergeant Boredoni fuck...my...life...lol... I am a Marine against illegal immigrants but I was forged by one. Shit makes for an incredible story on his end
This was the first video I saw from Donny and when I saw this video thats when I realized how much of a genius he is
There's something wrong with me that I low key enjoyed seeing an actual Order Process in action, entirely apart the comedy.
Oh I died watching this one. I love your guys' work. Keep it up.
I lost track of how many times I've seen this. lol
I love Ahmed. Good natured. "Call em what you want, I'm just here to kick ass and terp."
out fucking standing
This is still the single most hilarious thing I've ever seen
Whose the guy that plays Ahmed??? lmfaooooo
Donny O'Malley
Holy fuck
Justin Dcriscio 2/3 marines. 2nd battalion, 3rd regiment, an infantry battalion out of Camp Pendleton
3rd Marines aren't on Pendleton.
Hawaii. K bay marine
that order should be how they teach it at TBS
Hilarious, takes me back to the day. So realistic
Watched this at least 30 times consecutively, this video is Fire. Im happy my 1st comment ever goes to this video
Achmed's just thinking "Eh he ain't wrong."
Dude that field jacket liner brings back memories, wish I still had mine.
That sounds about right! I bought your book, awesome shit sir!
3/11 ain't gonna get a round out of that cannon for two and a half hours 😂 I died
This is the first time I've felt at home in a while. #GruntLife #GruntShit
Everytime he said no offense achmed I laughed harder and harder
That no offense achmed just got me everytime and his face 🤣🤣
I watch this once a week for motivation... Yut
I love the character you play in your videos Donny, husband material 😂
Hells yeah baby gurl!! I can still get him back... to civi life. Until he started jerking with the dead hand. Man, I'm excellent but that's a bit far....to come back fom... but this guy... totally husband material
Wow. My PTSD has just been triggered.
Sary to hear that buddy
Hilarious! Half-way through your book. Keep the videos coming!
God damn, you have no idea how much I was laughing. I almost fell in the shower lol
Lol "no offense ackmed " hahahaha.
"No offense, Achmed." lol i love this guy and achmed
I don't know doin sniper shit. Love it out fucking standing.
the realest Lt ever.
Holy shit, I love this. I swear I know this exact terp. Zero fucks given.
Lmfao when he doesn’t shake the chicks hand 😂😂😂
You had me rolling. Well done.
I cant even begin to describe how spot on this is lol
dude this is one of the funniest videos ive ever seen. subbed.
Achmed the most chill guy in battalion.
Spot on
Hope Achmed made it on the plane.
these videos are on point
Sounds like our briefing
I can't fucking breathe 🤣🤣🤣. Comedy Briefing. Then Hydrate.
Don't stop doing this man. This was good.
"that's pretty much that for those pieces of shit." I'm going have to use this at work now in my civi life.
“My bad ackmed”, lol I love this, this is awesome 😂
"No offense Ackmed"
That was my staff Sargent all day hahaha I just pissed myself. Like only 5% of this is a parody lol
I would be the perfect marine to have Donny as an LT
"no offense Ahmed!!"
This is still 100% spot on
“Just be chill.. If not I’ll just fuckin kill you but it’s whatever..” hahahahaha yutttttt
need a follow up to this one if there isnt one hahaha ive watched this shit like 5 times since 2017. love it gets better every damn time
When college students say they are "stressed up" lol
“Excuse me that was unprofessional, I shouldn’t have said that” 😂😂😂
Lol I like how the female was wearing a leather belt
"no offense Ahmed" 😂😂