Dumb Ways to Die in Lobotomy Corporation

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  • Опубліковано 17 бер 2022
  • #ProjectMoon #LobotomyCorporation #LC #Memes
    Lobotomy Corporation parody of "Dumb Ways to Die".
    Original video: • Dumb Ways to Die
    No nuggets were harmed in the making of this video.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 162

  • @andyunderlife8015
    @andyunderlife8015 2 роки тому +1174

    Shoutout to my boy Zeta79 who survived 144 of black damage and walked it off

  • @Empty_Master
    @Empty_Master 2 роки тому +816

    0:54 the coolest clerk
    proceeds to walk like nothing happened

  • @GlueEater-ix9gl
    @GlueEater-ix9gl 2 роки тому +341

    also known as "a day in the life of a lobcorp employee"

  • @veryyes1607
    @veryyes1607 2 роки тому +298

    Okay but the song saying “Dress up as a moose during hunting season.” That actually happened in one sin’s story entry.

    • @shub2502
      @shub2502 Рік тому +56

      Ever just confess on how your friend died because they dressed up as a moose to a floating skull attached to a cross

    • @mortainel
      @mortainel 8 місяців тому +4

      Is that sinvicta slang?!

    • @veryyes1607
      @veryyes1607 8 місяців тому +1

      @@mortainelI forget but I’m pretty sure it’s Lambda or tsunal.

    • @notster7114
      @notster7114 4 місяці тому

      @@mortainel sinvictas is "one bro"

    • @mortainel
      @mortainel 4 місяці тому

      @@notster7114 (edited)

  • @archbishopTL1
    @archbishopTL1 Рік тому +421

    I think my weirdest clerk experience was during the red mist suppression where she throws the current ego she has equipped in a straight line, and somehow managed to dodge it. God speed Epsilon16, I don't know how you did it, but you earned your place as an agent.

    • @-SPECIALISTDELTA-
      @-SPECIALISTDELTA- 8 місяців тому +15

      dude went ultra instinct matrix mode

    • @anonymousanonymous9587
      @anonymousanonymous9587 3 місяці тому +7

      I have never played Lobotomy Corp, but it should be standard procedure to note Clerks that stand out that manage to survive the day, memorize their appearance, and hire your next agent to look like them

    • @FriHo245
      @FriHo245 2 місяці тому

      @@anonymousanonymous9587 That's not gonna happen because i kill all of them. Abnormalities can't kill them if you kill them first!

    • @Yanramich
      @Yanramich 21 день тому

      ​@@anonymousanonymous9587 LET HIM COOK

  • @keyofvoid1787
    @keyofvoid1787 2 роки тому +224

    "What's really pathetic, is people like you dying to me."
    I cry for the loss of Justicia and Sound of a Star

  • @mr.buckey
    @mr.buckey 11 місяців тому +113

    Fantastic video but the disappointment that came from "run across the tracks between the platforms" not having Train to Hell slaughtering 3 departments is immeasurable.

    • @mishagaming1075
      @mishagaming1075 8 місяців тому +16

      Cut them some slack, train to hell is awful and getting it just for a video doesn't seem nice.

  • @Mercsblog
    @Mercsblog 2 роки тому +209

    Everything was so perfect but... come on you had the literal train situation of the hell train and you didn't use that when they were talking about a train track? :P

  • @kajetus0688
    @kajetus0688 Рік тому +443

    Fun fact: The reason why lobotomy corporation looks like that, so agents look like dolls and abnormalities look like weird toys is because there is a filter to protect managers mind

    • @jedrzejkoszewski4342
      @jedrzejkoszewski4342 Рік тому +177

      Same filter when it has to make CENSORED look pleasant: Yeah.... Let's just cover it with Censored bars and call it a day.

    • @Galactipod
      @Galactipod Рік тому

      @@jedrzejkoszewski4342 CENSORED bypasses the filter so some extra measures had to be taken.

    • @jiggy.pop.phantomkell9453
      @jiggy.pop.phantomkell9453 Рік тому +32

      Fact yes, fun, depends on how far everyone who reads your comment is into the game? Idk, I just know when it played out for me I was wildly excited because it felt special...

    • @ananimeprofilepicture.9876
      @ananimeprofilepicture.9876 Рік тому +88

      @@jedrzejkoszewski4342pretty sure it’s like censored’s ability or something to make anyone who see it go cray cray no matter what. Also it’s just mocking scp writers at the same time.

    • @xdarin_
      @xdarin_ Рік тому +47

      @@jedrzejkoszewski4342 It was so horrific, that the filter wasn't enough.

  • @Gurnium
    @Gurnium Рік тому +47

    Zeta79 casually tanking 144 black damage
    gives off zoro nothing happened vibes

  • @Evil_Nazgul0616
    @Evil_Nazgul0616 Рік тому +206

    0:54
    Someone give that Clerk a promotion

    • @craytherlaygaming2852
      @craytherlaygaming2852 Рік тому +33

      That one Clerk: *You underestimate my power*

    • @jinxlover321
      @jinxlover321 Рік тому +14

      i need that mf in my facility bruh wtf

    • @mishagaming1075
      @mishagaming1075 8 місяців тому +5

      @@jinxlover321He has great dodging skills.

    • @lenoobxd
      @lenoobxd 8 місяців тому +2

      that clerk aint going to the clerk realm

    • @Cocoa_Puff1
      @Cocoa_Puff1 Місяць тому

      That clerk looks like a girl by the hair

  • @bardkaitiff1962
    @bardkaitiff1962 Рік тому +84

    This reality filter is a life saviour

  • @inkysplaters9326
    @inkysplaters9326 2 роки тому +122

    I never thought Opened Can of Wellcheers can kill.

    • @dokusha519
      @dokusha519 2 роки тому +83

      It doesn't really kills you, it takes you to some place by the sea to relax forever

    • @sidakong9467
      @sidakong9467 Рік тому +27

      @@dokusha519 actually way better then work in lobotomy company

    • @kamilslup7743
      @kamilslup7743 7 місяців тому +8

      Yeah, that's not really death, just getting taken onto some boat and being fired non-permanently
      But i can guess why you didn't see it, you need a bad work result for that to happen, and success chance from work types only drops to common

    • @haktanyay43
      @haktanyay43 27 днів тому

      @@kamilslup7743 what do you expect it isnt a easy thing to escape from a megacorp full of monsters

  • @MugwumptheGrand
    @MugwumptheGrand Рік тому +26

    I'm sad one of the panicking clerks didn't run into the mouth of the king of greed at the end of the video. That's a dumb way to die if ever there was one.

  • @ArcAngelaGaming
    @ArcAngelaGaming 2 роки тому +122

    The button part was perfect

    • @mtf_iota-10
      @mtf_iota-10 2 роки тому +12

      Oh, the button!
      *Tap*
      *Sounds of chaos outside the door*
      Oh...

    • @MREXE
      @MREXE 2 роки тому +9

      When isnt the button the most Chaotic Entity in that Game?
      I mean it killed your Game last time around.

    • @kamilslup7743
      @kamilslup7743 7 місяців тому

      I got it day 11 and breached everyone with it, only 4 abnormalities that can escape and they're all TETH level (scorched girl, forsaken murderer, fragment of the universe, punishing bird)

  • @sunnyd6519
    @sunnyd6519 2 роки тому +174

    0:54
    W-wha-…..HOW DID THAT ONE CLERK LIVE?!

    • @sanicssj3628
      @sanicssj3628 2 роки тому +17

      Idk it just happens some time with Freischütz (was killing clerks Left and right so QoH won’t get angy) I guess the floor is just slightly inclined so the bullet misses the hit box or smth

    • @sanicssj3628
      @sanicssj3628 2 роки тому +56

      Nope that’s not it, there is a black damage mark, maybe the clerk just had VI fortitude

    • @tonynguyen4603
      @tonynguyen4603 2 роки тому +16

      Maybe it’s chesed’s suppression upgrade?

    • @70jcarbon
      @70jcarbon 2 роки тому +48

      Clerks always have a chance to dodge attacks no matter how strong

    • @schnozgaming989
      @schnozgaming989 Рік тому +3

      @@70jcarbon your nickname is confusing me

  • @kittyshippercavegirl
    @kittyshippercavegirl 2 роки тому +35

    obligatory "how did I get here" comment
    I haven't thought about dumb ways to die since I was like, 11 years old
    This is great tho

  • @Fediani4
    @Fediani4 2 роки тому +66

    This is amazing and very special. Thank you for your creativity.

  • @pikachobi4842
    @pikachobi4842 2 роки тому +25

    I feel like this represents gameplay so accurately LOL

  • @kamilslup7743
    @kamilslup7743 8 місяців тому +10

    Personal dumbest death:
    Sent someone to work on "Fairy Festival"
    Immediately sent him to work on something else
    He died, because of the little fairies you get from good work results on fairy festival

    • @brosthestickmandude
      @brosthestickmandude 3 місяці тому +1

      I got my level 5 killed cus I made her work for parasite tree after taking a visit to that galaxy brat
      A different level 5 also died cus I sent her to singing machine and I forgot that high-level agents dives right into the grinder

  • @pearl8555
    @pearl8555 2 роки тому +25

    Being on Porcubus at LC be like

  • @TeeQueueSA
    @TeeQueueSA Рік тому +9

    Zeta clerks are just built different.

  • @crudlucasconsigliere4084
    @crudlucasconsigliere4084 Рік тому +21

    1:18 is more of a "dumb way to survive"

    • @macdoodleer
      @macdoodleer 9 місяців тому +1

      just... don't stay in there too long.

  • @DogimiVN
    @DogimiVN 4 місяці тому +2

    0:30 It's hilarious when you make him blindfolded before taking is eyes out while others sufferings 😂😂

  • @FairyNya
    @FairyNya 2 роки тому +11

    seeing queen of hatred makes me angry again

    • @kamilslup7743
      @kamilslup7743 7 місяців тому +1

      So, turns out the 3rd abnormality in safety and training departments is guaranteed to be a WAW tier, and i could have taken QoH for training team.
      But since i want to actually progress through the game, i took Little Red Riding Hooded Mercenary instead

  • @GJ-hu4oy
    @GJ-hu4oy Рік тому +9

    2:21 ???: ”choo choo”

  • @coolchrisable
    @coolchrisable 9 місяців тому +3

    we aint going to ignore that clerk just shurring off a firz bullet

  • @truebruhmoment4667
    @truebruhmoment4667 2 місяці тому +2

    1:32
    If you are new to the game, this is a rookie mistake
    If you already know the bird, it's incredibly dumb

  • @Punpun-kun
    @Punpun-kun 2 роки тому +7

    Poor Jonathan... He was dead so many times already.

  • @Crown_Kid
    @Crown_Kid 9 місяців тому +7

    1:28 munch

  • @digital045
    @digital045 2 роки тому +8

    What a piece of art

  • @Dark_Slayer3000
    @Dark_Slayer3000 2 місяці тому +1

    Number 1 reason to die: your manager forgot about his shield bullets 😂

  • @4CH1NGC4V1TY
    @4CH1NGC4V1TY 3 місяці тому +1

    my man jonathan deserves better 😭😭
    by the time the video ended poor jonathan got put out of his misery

  • @bugstuff2121
    @bugstuff2121 5 місяців тому +1

    be safe around abnormalities. a message from lob corp.

  • @tepig2828
    @tepig2828 2 роки тому +49

    Where does selling your soul to whitenight fall on the list?

  • @SantiGaming-zf7hr
    @SantiGaming-zf7hr 3 місяці тому +1

    I remember that when i was a noob i put my best agent to work in we can change anything he was maxed out. I forgot he took more damage from RED.

  • @bonkboi5820
    @bonkboi5820 Рік тому +4

    You didn’t include express train to hell, I’m going to have a stroke.

  • @BagelBagelBagelBa
    @BagelBagelBagelBa 2 роки тому +21

    rooting for beta36 ngl

  • @brbfrvr
    @brbfrvr 6 місяців тому +1

    actually a good work how montage fit lyrics

  • @Minos_prime1321
    @Minos_prime1321 7 місяців тому +3

    1:47 probably not touch me

  • @HESHRocketWarhead
    @HESHRocketWarhead 6 місяців тому +1

    Zeta79: "Same Shit; Different Day."

  • @aggresiveiceberglettuce8848
    @aggresiveiceberglettuce8848 2 роки тому +2

    All I can hear rid the trumpets just growing in level and volume as the video progresses
    Yeah third trumpet is appropriate for this

  • @Terraria_glitch
    @Terraria_glitch Рік тому +1

    as they say, if your party is not like this, you don't even have to invite

  • @user-tv4iw5di6d
    @user-tv4iw5di6d 2 роки тому +6

    Моё любимое видео, пересматриваю каждый год.

  • @karstb8830
    @karstb8830 2 роки тому +2

    TimeTrack 2 working as intended.

  • @hilaw956
    @hilaw956 5 місяців тому

    i love this game so much

  • @sophialaird6388
    @sophialaird6388 Рік тому +1

    You had *ONE* JOB

  • @stevenliu7445
    @stevenliu7445 7 місяців тому +1

    No choo choo on the train tracks😢

  • @daneilgame123
    @daneilgame123 3 місяці тому

    "Tiffany is understandably terrified of entering the containment chamber"
    **tiffany lying decapitated on the floor**

  • @senatorarmstrong8397
    @senatorarmstrong8397 2 роки тому +2

    Just fun lobotomy corporation

  • @chernoeI
    @chernoeI 2 роки тому +5

    useful

  • @podz1929
    @podz1929 2 роки тому

    Excellent

  • @poweroff1225
    @poweroff1225 Рік тому +2

    my 50th time sending the same exact emplyee with bravery V to singing machine

    • @pietrobruno5734
      @pietrobruno5734 Рік тому

      Um actually its fortitude 🤓

    • @kamilslup7743
      @kamilslup7743 7 місяців тому

      @@pietrobruno5734 ok, thanks for clarification

  • @hominhmai5325
    @hominhmai5325 11 місяців тому

    All of this is through a cognition filter 😂😂😂

  • @AyinLobotomy
    @AyinLobotomy 9 днів тому

    This video approved by me

  • @blobby3-jb6ml
    @blobby3-jb6ml 8 місяців тому

    Jonathan death counter:5
    Shoutout to him for dying that many times

  • @SeaExplorer991
    @SeaExplorer991 Рік тому

    Your sacrifice are worth, right?

  • @jynkarljosef_youtube
    @jynkarljosef_youtube Рік тому +1

    1:37. what made that guy fall down? Didnt die to her im pretty sure???
    Edit: It was blue star

  • @dem2225
    @dem2225 8 місяців тому +1

    dj khaled

  • @PinkOrangeOrangePink
    @PinkOrangeOrangePink Рік тому

    I'm still the boss of bosses

  • @Lil_Mento_
    @Lil_Mento_ Рік тому +1

    О топ

  • @user-xb6ru7hl4o
    @user-xb6ru7hl4o 8 місяців тому +1

    0:03 f for kelly from free fire

  • @sheenenaje5038
    @sheenenaje5038 21 день тому

    I am suprised that graystillplays still hasnt played the game yet

  • @Blaster-jh5ud
    @Blaster-jh5ud 6 місяців тому

    shake it off, it's just a mere 144 black damage.

  • @mmmm61707
    @mmmm61707 2 роки тому

    cute・・・

  • @ReflectedOcean
    @ReflectedOcean Рік тому

    My favourite abno made it to the video 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

    • @kamilslup7743
      @kamilslup7743 7 місяців тому

      Not for me, there was no punishing bird or melting love

    • @Mr_questionman
      @Mr_questionman 3 місяці тому

      ​@@kamilslup7743 punishing bird is in the video just not in the verse part

  • @whatthe..........7759
    @whatthe..........7759 10 місяців тому

    Thimas is​ the​ only​ surviver?

  • @malthe236
    @malthe236 8 місяців тому

    tru

  • @idespisemyhandle
    @idespisemyhandle 5 місяців тому +1

    1:20
    can someone tell me why he looks like seek

    • @Mr_questionman
      @Mr_questionman 3 місяці тому

      Imagine just because schadenfreude has a singular eye you compare it to a blobby black monster

  • @AvengedOne
    @AvengedOne Рік тому

    0:30 what

  • @xAshiroKana
    @xAshiroKana 10 місяців тому +1

    idk if i'm a psychopath for saying that but i kinda like watching them die- dbsdkwdmhwbjedddz (the animations are just good don't mind me-)

    • @kamilslup7743
      @kamilslup7743 7 місяців тому

      "This is Lobotomy Corporation. We see body bags every day."

  • @berkhero3006
    @berkhero3006 Рік тому +3

    No humans were harmed during making of this video.
    Mainly because they are legaly called Nugets istead of humans ever since they joined company.

    • @sosleepyzzzz4319
      @sosleepyzzzz4319 Рік тому +1

      And all the high level agent start to lose what left of their humanity as they grew stronger...

    • @kamilslup7743
      @kamilslup7743 7 місяців тому +1

      @@sosleepyzzzz4319 they get that biblically accurate drip

  • @sillykiller_robot
    @sillykiller_robot 6 місяців тому

    Damn.

  • @FriendOfHatkid
    @FriendOfHatkid Рік тому +2

    Bro wasn't able to be a proper manager, and uses this song to kinda say that employees are dumb.
    It is like eating fish with milk and blaming toilet for what's gonna happen next (I don't say that he is bad, but still. Ironic.)

  • @cardboardking577
    @cardboardking577 Рік тому

    Me after the lobotomy 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🤯🤯🤯🤯👺👺

  • @NebbishWizard
    @NebbishWizard Рік тому

    gacha life looking game

    • @ai_art_director
      @ai_art_director Рік тому +7

      You know this type of character design has its own name, right?

    • @NebbishWizard
      @NebbishWizard Рік тому

      gacha life

    • @stacyimagination3936
      @stacyimagination3936 Рік тому

      @@ai_art_director it's gacha life

    • @ketsupketchup6028
      @ketsupketchup6028 11 місяців тому

      @@ai_art_director yup its been changed to gacha life now

    • @theduckcuzyes9299
      @theduckcuzyes9299 8 місяців тому

      Dont blame them because they made by 10 korean student on a shoestring budget

  • @NebbishWizard
    @NebbishWizard Рік тому

    gacha life looking game