Why is he wearing a dress in two shots though? I'm not judging, dresses are great and it's nice to feel the breeze down there. I'm just confused because it doesn't look too warm.
If it is true that he did all of that, then he has a will and determination (Al-'Azm). But the intention (Niyyah) driving him is polytheistic. To show off to people and expect reward from them is minor polytheism that invalidates the deeds. But if he fixes his intentions behind his actions and only does it to please Allah ﷻ, he would've gotten the light of Eemaan and high rewards in the Afterlife. Also uncovered, licentious women who expose their private parts to other men are not to have as a wife.
Clapping cheeks in a forest, in a house you built with the wood you chopped, with the axe you created with your bare hands is the most Chad storyline I've ever seen. Dude's living my dream
She is not "stuff", sir. She is a person. An intelligent, emotional human being with feelings. It's 2024 already... yeah, I would clap those cheeks in a heartbeat. All alone in the forest with no neighbors?!! Caveman style lol.
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@@24framedavinci39 A guy built something!?! Unbelievable! Its almost like people have been building houses for thousands of years and is not at unbelievable. Moron 🤦
Bro is living in the woods, makes axes, built an epic fantasy style house that’s classy as hell on the inside, has an ice bath made out of a log and a hot tub made from a tree stump, AND HAS A SUPER ATTRACTIVE WIFE THIS MAN WON AT LIFE!!!
If I remember correctly, he use to be a teacher and now he's married to a former playmate of the year and makes amazing things... dude is winning at life
@@kittycat3638Yeah I didn't get that part. Very confusing. Why are you doing cool shit and wearing dresses? It really undermines the cool shit you do IMO 🤷🏽♂️
@@markislivingdeliberately well it does cost ALOT to get Wi-Fi, materials, electricity (for fridges and light), water, gas, etc. it’s not as simple as living in a lil ol cottage in the woods, you need to have someone come out there and install all this expensive stuff for it to even be liveable during the summer and winter.
@@markislivingdeliberatelyhis wife is a former playboy model and currently makes bank on onlyfans and i promise you that you need to be wealthy to make and maintain a place like THAT. if that was the case then tribes in the amazon and middle class survivalists in the american woods would all be living in beautiful homes that are extremely luxurious on the inside with custom floor and wall primed paneling. there house project thing alone would’ve costed upwards of around 600k- million to make and maintain so far if not honestly more depending on what the other rooms are like and furniture etc.
@@raspberry896 I can build a router for 200 bucks and get service for 20 a month. theres also the option of just not having wifi, but you would literally die. you can get truckloads of pallets if you search marketplace. gas is shit get a wood stove. Although the guys wife is an onlyfans model so they wont bother
yeah of course man. This guy is a multi millionaire. This is not some cozy, laid back life he is having he is just stinking rich. No normal human can live like that.
Actually here in texas, I have to water my house quite frequently in the summer during droughts. The foundation can become damaged without having moisture in the ground
It was to make the point that it doesn't matter what you wear, it matters what you do. They've got a pretty cool channel, Google Sara Jean Underwood if you have any interest in their videos.
...did he say a fuckin wooden jacuzzi? ...bro got a damn S+ in woodworking class. This is probably one of the most impressive reels I've ever seen in my life, nature people are insanely cool.
They also have a desert property they just built a tub under a gorgeous cactus and have way more buildings then that 1 house. They have like 5 in that wooded area alone and all are amazing.
It's literally him flexing how ridiculously manly he is. "I built a house, a wooden hot tub and split wood with axes I make myself, literally nothing I wear will make me look unmasculine."
@lucianomorales2997 Lol you think the land he owns is free? Or the tools/materials required to build all that stuff? He didn’t just wander into a random forest with an axe and start building.
For anyone wondering that's Jacob Witzling and his wife is Sara Jean Underwood. She's a model, 2x playmate of the year, and tv host. And they have an awesome UA-cam channel called "Cabinland." There's also several other cabin structures not shown here.
@@KylePedretty Top comment was implying that the wife is part of/the reason they he gets millions. A quick Google search shows the top only fans creator barely even makes that, so this random definitely wouldn't be
I'm not saying he doesn't have technique but it really just comes down to the wood. Sometimes you got wack on it until your sweating, other times you can basically just drop the axe on it and it splits like the stuff in the video
truth especially with the flail axe and triple axe aint no zomebies getting him those head, feet, and prospettic axes bouta come in hecka handy in the apocalypse
He smokes that sticky and his wife is baaad living the dream
Only little kids and weirdos talking about other men wifes🤷🏻♂️ keep that in mind
🤝@@jonnyjackson3957
@@jonnyjackson3957 well so far 60 weirdos and little kids think it's funny 🤷
@@jonnyjackson3957only weirdos into judging everyone besides themselves think saying someone has a cool life is bad.
@@jonnyjackson3957he’s just complimenting his wife
“I’ll call you later, I need to water my house.”
His friend right now: bro what the f-
isn't it cool tho haha
@@KilabzyGaming fuck yes 😂 they should make vacation homes like this
“Wait what you have to water the house?”
@@celestinomacalipay9615 I'll finish it uck
Some people envy movie stars, some professional sports personalities. I envy this guy 😂
His wife is literally a movie star wich makes it even worse 💀 lmao
Gimme names @@streamerclips6502
Fr plus the wife😫😫😫😫
😂
@@streamerclips6502What movies?
Not to mention, his wife is literally one of the most famous playboy models of all time Sara Underwood
Aaaaaaa
Some people like myself don’t see that as a plus we see that as a -100
@@Gekkcoexactly, who wants a wife who’s spread her goods for everyone to see
They live in the Woods and her lastname is Underwood. Maybe there is a pattern there 😅
Ewww, used up coochie is not a bonus
Believe me, this man is the happiest on earth.
Yeah, I would love to live here by myself with a cat or something
His wife looks like that but he gets all this done?
🍆 don't work I'm calling it
People showing off their wife half naked are never happy trust me
@@ClA-fh5pb I don't think he was purposely showing off his wife though
@ClA-fh5pb his wife is a former playboy model. Can't remember her name... her name is Sara Jean Underwood
Forget the axes, this is *the* coolest dude on Earth.
Why is he wearing a dress in two shots though? I'm not judging, dresses are great and it's nice to feel the breeze down there. I'm just confused because it doesn't look too warm.
@@derkeksinator17 When does that *ever* come into relevance with their comment?
The comment I was about to comment
@@derkeksinator17because some Guys did that in some shows they wear those too
@@derkeksinator17 who cares though? If you had such a cool life, you'd also be doing stuff "just because".
"From above" ❌️
"If you can fly"✅️
Ikr? I feel so acknowledge lol
Very inclusive
as a bird i am happy to have some inclusivity finally
If it is true that he did all of that, then he has a will and determination (Al-'Azm). But the intention (Niyyah) driving him is polytheistic. To show off to people and expect reward from them is minor polytheism that invalidates the deeds. But if he fixes his intentions behind his actions and only does it to please Allah ﷻ, he would've gotten the light of Eemaan and high rewards in the Afterlife. Also uncovered, licentious women who expose their private parts to other men are not to have as a wife.
Yes
GOALS, INSPERATION, FREEDOM, AND LOVE. He has succeeded. Congratulations sir. 👏 👏 👏 🎉
Don't forget sponsorship $$. 😂
Clapping cheeks in a forest, in a house you built with the wood you chopped, with the axe you created with your bare hands is the most Chad storyline I've ever seen. Dude's living my dream
Why tf did I sing that
His wife has an onlyfans😢
But i guess it is worth it for him at least.
@@whyisthisnottakenwhat her name ?
@@ILoveHotChocolate lmfao
@@ILoveHotChocolate Sara jean underwood
Bro fights dragons on Thursdays
Would you people fuckin knock that "Bro" bullshit. He's not your brother.
@@Anomaly.Filmworks bros from frowntown
@@Anomaly.Filmworksbro's never cracked a smile in his life
@@Anomaly.Filmworks Bros from the south pole
@@Anomaly.Filmworks bro touches too much grass
wtf it's actually tom bombadil
awesome! hilarious
just a guy in the woods with a baddie wife...yeah it's definitely him
Lmao so good
Illuminati humiliation ritual corrupt influencer
Holy crap dude, you're right!😂😂 Mad props to this dude and his house and toys(wife included)!🎉🎉
Sarah underwood, first of many good childhood memories
"Would you want any of his stuff?" **Shows tiny ax**
Me: *"I WANT TINY AX"*
ME: I want his wife.
It must’ve resonated with you
Project for the week: make Tiny ax
@@MroStudiossame... share?
@@MroStudios You can't have his wife rn. But you can try with his ex though 😊
"Would you want any of this stuff?"
I have always wanted a wife, yes
She is not "stuff", sir. She is a person. An intelligent, emotional human being with feelings. It's 2024 already... yeah, I would clap those cheeks in a heartbeat. All alone in the forest with no neighbors?!! Caveman style lol.
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@@aridlintmwhat
And a hot one 😂
@@aridlintmreal
Bro is a living Minecraft character
You're absolutely correct.
With jennys mod
Imagine building all that and the girl still sees other guys on the low
this sent me
Bro even got the greentop💀
Calling that a hobbit house is insulting to hobbits.
This Man is winning in all ways 🙌🏽👏🏽
Bros living all man's dream fr
At least in two ways...
OMM 💯 FACTS..maybe not all but it's a lot of us...I'm jus say'n
Winning when you're born rich is like playing video games with trainers on story difficulty
Awesome cabin, cool career, fun content creator, and a Playmate wife... I'd definitely agree he's winning at life! 😂
These two are enjoying the life they literally built. I think everyone would like a piece of that.
They plus the 40 Mexican carpenters they hired to build all that. Sure.
@@24framedavinci39 A guy built something!?! Unbelievable! Its almost like people have been building houses for thousands of years and is not at unbelievable. Moron 🤦
And all you have to do to get it is be cool with people paying to see your wife naked!
Minus the dress
Trust fund baby
Bro is the happiest man ALIVE
bro his wife is an of model too
@@g6ob812 And dream ruined
@@trevor7873Why? They're both happy.
@@g6ob812proof??
Most confused maybe
Of course his wife looks like that 😂
This dude is living in a Minecraft world.
With jenny's mod
💀💀
@@shyanide:fear:
@@shyanide with VR..
The fire of will and the will of the fire.
bro lives in a fantasy world
Actual the real world
He has to be able to afford all this.
He is a huge feminist jew and his wife loves black men :) I am black so I enjoy their content. Shalom!
@@iron6672 ok bro
Monkeys 🐒 @@iron6672
Bro is living in the woods, makes axes, built an epic fantasy style house that’s classy as hell on the inside, has an ice bath made out of a log and a hot tub made from a tree stump, AND HAS A SUPER ATTRACTIVE WIFE
THIS MAN WON AT LIFE!!!
He's probably super rich. It's the only reason for all of it. And thus making it a whole lot less impressive.
Bro is the main character.
@@JSmellerMI hate that I’m too tired to tell if this is rage bait
This guy I the video is actualy rich@@robertperry934
@@JSmellerM u jus a hater 😂😂
Everything Beautiful!!! Love it!!!
This man is an artist, an architect, and an axe smith!
And a romantic
@@KLEMENNT Hoe-mantic!!!
Ok. What's with the women's clothes?
@@aheudit video views/laugh
Crossdresser too
This is some Phineas and Ferb type shit
finessin dat herb typa shit
true
Hey, Ferb. I know what we're going to do today.
@@vincentfarmer9907 Ferb be like: 🗿
Hey, where's perry?
Dam i hate my life a little bit more now
fr hahahaa
Yup
Should have been born with rich parents dawg. Unlucky. 🤷♂️
Facts
do something about it, he did
the head axe is actually pretty cool
Then you forget you're wearing it and wonder why everyone is staring at you in the grocery store. 😂
lmao yea! pair that with the four other arm and leg axes. and become the walking weapon body builders wish they could be XD
Axually
CTE doctor specialists hate him
It looks like what the chicken wears in quest for camelot!
Bro is definitely surviving the zombie apocalypse
bro won't even know there's an apocalypse
And if he knew, he would have axe@@DrPeculiar312
We're all definitely surviving it because it'll never happen.
Bro won't even find out until his bi-annual grocery run to the Walmart 150 miles away
@@michaelb4833u never know
Bro is literally doing all this with Sarah Underwood as his wife. He has won.
Duuuuuuude
@@JC-de1ikbut she is
Get woody in the woods with Underwood.
No thank you
@@nicolasmelay3605 don’t let woody find out about this
The bayonetta style with axes on hands and feet were my favourite
bayonetta reference?? WTF IS A BAD GAME 💥💥🗣️🗣️
If an apocalypse ever goes out him and his wife would be a boss fight 😭
What would an apocalypse have to do with ravaging through someone’s home
@@777biscuits its a gaming joke and honestly they would make a great boss fight no doubt in a game cool location cool characters
@@777biscuitsForty seven slices of stupidity
Or they would be Tom Bombadill and his wife
he would be the boss, she would be the price if you win
This Guy lives in the woods❌
This Guy lives in a dream ✅
The hunters dream
Life could be dream
@@Config555Life could be a dream
Do-roo-do-do, sh-boom
nah bro lives in lumber tycoon 2
oh my god that is the coolist 8 way axe ever
and the hed axe and deger 1 to
This guy rules and his wife is a gem. They built all this together
How wife is an OF p0rnstar… Trust me, he isn’t as happy as he looks.
I’d bet Sarah Jean Underwood didn’t do shit but pay for some of it.
old porn stars aren't gem's in my book
They didn’t do shit, he done it all
@@chippewaguy4193I know she did Playboy a while ago. She doing OF now? Asking for a friend. 😉
If I remember correctly, he use to be a teacher and now he's married to a former playmate of the year and makes amazing things... dude is winning at life
😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮🎉🎉🎉🎉
playmate of the year , how he got money??
@@torhbakalit908Whats he need money for he was a teacher.
With his online videos. Dude has like millions of subs. @@torhbakalit908
He failed with the wife...as soon as he starts struggling she gonna bounce
Me: "Why is this guy working so hard?".. after you see the wife ..."I get it."😂
She's a model
Ngl
Jk
Sara Jean Underwood
@@MRGF78not just a model, but a playboy model
That house is one of the coolest I’ve ever seen. He’s put so much time into each of his projects. What a legend!
Who is this "carpenter axe man"?
@@migueruta their channel is called cabinland
@@Shyknit Thank you, Shynit!😉
The masculine urge to live in the forest and build axes
And where dresses is while splitting wood
Ur weak ass cant
Bish I guarantee you can't even start a campfire 😂
@@kittycat3638Yeah I didn't get that part. Very confusing. Why are you doing cool shit and wearing dresses? It really undermines the cool shit you do IMO 🤷🏽♂️
@@kittycat3638Yeah I respected him until I saw that.
"Money can't buy happiness"
Literally joy being experienced on a level EXCLUSIVELY for those with money lmao
He did all of that not paying anyone doing it himself. Sure you need some
Money, but land in the forest and scrap metal don’t cost much
@@markislivingdeliberately well it does cost ALOT to get Wi-Fi, materials, electricity (for fridges and light), water, gas, etc. it’s not as simple as living in a lil ol cottage in the woods, you need to have someone come out there and install all this expensive stuff for it to even be liveable during the summer and winter.
@@markislivingdeliberatelyhis wife is a former playboy model and currently makes bank on onlyfans and i promise you that you need to be wealthy to make and maintain a place like THAT. if that was the case then tribes in the amazon and middle class survivalists in the american woods would all be living in beautiful homes that are extremely luxurious on the inside with custom floor and wall primed paneling. there house project thing alone would’ve costed upwards of around 600k- million to make and maintain so far if not honestly more depending on what the other rooms are like and furniture etc.
@@raspberry896 isn't it annoying having to explain reality to people online? lmao I gave up a long time ago
@@raspberry896 I can build a router for 200 bucks and get service for 20 a month. theres also the option of just not having wifi, but you would literally die. you can get truckloads of pallets if you search marketplace. gas is shit get a wood stove. Although the guys wife is an onlyfans model so they wont bother
This dude is living the life of Link...he has all the axes and the princess!
This guy won in life already 😂
Cancer
@@Papajohn6954?
His wife has only fans, that's a massive L
Bro is living the dream a hobbit house and a hot wife😂😂
Well sorry to tell you .... that's an onlyfans girl
@@i_asked_ who cares? only a psycho wouldnt kill for a hot model for a wife, unless theyre into guys or sth.
@@i_asked_ Damn, fantasy ruined
@@i_asked_really? Or you just made that up?
@OneGodPlus its not sadly.
Chainsaw man❌
Axe man✅
I was looking for this comment😂
my favourite manga/anime frfr
AXM (axe man) !!
That one drag nova with the axe in the back of it
THAT BENDING AXE is actually amazing with heavy top so its just as good and better then normal one amazing .
This guy beat life including all side quests and achievements.
Now he's just doing the procedurally generated quests.
Oh children, the stupidity is strong with yous. 😂
Hes the elden lord
I’m wondering what will be the DLC
Except for the fact his everyone can see his wife’s goods for three easy payments of 19.95!
Dude went through all that trouble just to flex his wife on us.😭😭
She was a playboy bunny. OG onlyfans
Sarah Underwood
To bring such an attractive woman to live with you in the woods is a bigger flex than anything else.
she's a famous porn star, sure had options
Nah deadass
I would personally call the “hobbit house” a Hagrid house
Edit: I’m gonna be *that* guy. Oh my gosh, the amount of likes! Thx y’all!
same
Except Hagrids house wasn’t this nice unlike hobbit houses
@@OndatZaza99 I’m talking about shape language and not the luxury of the environment
It's a Hagrid home ❤😂
id call it the forest villa cuz it looks amazing😂
There is no point in Envy when you could (with time and effort) achieve it eventually. Keep up the work my kings, don’t let anyone put you down 🙌
yeah of course man. This guy is a multi millionaire. This is not some cozy, laid back life he is having he is just stinking rich. No normal human can live like that.
@@WoofyMcDoodle sometimes the one putting you down is yourself
@@RR-kz4hq Me telling that to the chinese child factory worker making cheap plastic toys for less than 50 cents per day.
This dude is a fucking LEGEND.
Almost.. He wore a dress. No legend of a man wears a dress. No man should wear a dress period. It isn't cute or funny. It ain't right.
Wood he uses is so easy to break up. This sadly is bait for you to think he is.
@@biohuksome people can only see so deep ya know? god bless em. 😂
bro this wood is soft
@@biohuk bro he is a legend mostly because of the way he lives. fuck the axes.
If his wife divorced him, he would be a villain💀
She getting hunted down
Hat Axe would find it's use!
@@winstonbrown1516lol
Here's Johnny
@@winstonbrown1516😂😂😂
This guy is a multi millionaire with lots of free time ...
How do you know? Who is he?
@@AngelTeaWitch and his girl is an ex plaboy playmate
@@hercin86 right
At least he's chill about it. Doesn't seem to be bothering anyone.
And definitely some skills.
Not a stupid car or boat presenter with money like 99% of others...
he is actually living the dream
He’s the only person who can leave a conversation by saying “I need to water my house” and not be wrong about it 💀
Actually here in texas, I have to water my house quite frequently in the summer during droughts. The foundation can become damaged without having moisture in the ground
Oh man, that’s crazy! It’s almost like that’s the top fucking comment and you just made it sound worse 😂
Just casually mention if u can fly hahaaa mate cracked me up
The random dress he wears out of nowhere
Yes what is up with that? Why? I don't understand??? Like a lumber jack in a dress that just ruined it for me.
I searched the comment section to see if I was the only one seeing that shit 😂
@@MeloniePhillip Yep exactly! He wore it specifically to demolish weak individuals who couldn't comprehend a man in a dress 😂
It was to make the point that it doesn't matter what you wear, it matters what you do. They've got a pretty cool channel, Google Sara Jean Underwood if you have any interest in their videos.
@@MeloniePhillipits to scare people like you away 😂
Bro literally has the best life
“a useless one for his head.”
I guess if you’re a loser, then this seems like the best life
@VinelandVinny why?
@@VinelandVinny Are you happy?
This man got it figured out kudos
...did he say a fuckin wooden jacuzzi? ...bro got a damn S+ in woodworking class.
This is probably one of the most impressive reels I've ever seen in my life, nature people are insanely cool.
It's easy. You must have much time.
They also have a desert property they just built a tub under a gorgeous cactus and have way more buildings then that 1 house. They have like 5 in that wooded area alone and all are amazing.
Lame u had to see it thru someone stealing his content for a short
Thank you 🥺
Когда коту делать нечего, он лижет яйца)
Bro has won the game. Mastered it. 100% completion.
This guys wife is Sara Jean Underwood, and ironically they both are crafty with wood. Hence the houses. Dude is a teacher.
His wife is an onlyfans prnstr
I cant tell if your making a dick joke lol
No way Sarah Jean underwood one of the member of the old channel G4 for gamers and a playboy star
@@austinmiller8695 yep, being a whore on OF keeps them wealthy and able to do this content.
Dude I fucking knew she looked familiar.
BRO IS THE GUY. HE IS JUST THE MAN.
"what are you gonna wear today to showcase your new axe??"
"a dress."
The strongest man is thy who doesn't need to show it
-Lil Pump or something. Someone said it
Why not lol
Hell yeah brother 🦅🦅🦅🦅
It's literally him flexing how ridiculously manly he is. "I built a house, a wooden hot tub and split wood with axes I make myself, literally nothing I wear will make me look unmasculine."
It's all looks perfect. Hoping there are no axidents...
Funny Guy 😂😂
pun intended lmao.
cool joke!
Well done 🤣🤣🤣
Dad joke of the year😂
my boy over here living his best life
I don't think so if everyone knows what your wife looks like naked.
Yeah, with Sara Jean Underwood ! ! !
@@louielouiepks His boy also likes to delete comments.
My god this man truly living. My brain is broken by the axe creativity
Ah, RuneScape personified.
He's got 99 Woodcutting and 99 Construction for sure
@Ventraeus the good ole days.
@@TheRealAmaru. old school brings back the nostalgia. Should jump back in!
I can’t believe you just said RuneScape
@@IzonMe1felt the same way and so 19 years later I did.
he’s literally in his own minecraft world bro, his builds are so fire
He also has the best Jenny mod.
@@johnwickv3277 💀
also has a classic grass top house
Bro is avoiding taxes 💀
but not axes
This 😂@@misantrope6267
@@misantrope6267so no t? ☕️
@@Garfield_Minecraft he's not british duh!😏
So what
This is the aesthetic I am looking for in my forever home
"if you can fly"💀💀
edit:OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 3,2K LIKES I AM FAMOUS
I took that personally 😂
amazing line, he could say several other words, but "if you can fly" sounds so perfect for the theme of the video, just perfect
He wore some dresses in some of them 😬
@@Cyril-Figgis1and?
Bruh made me wanna evolve
nah bro's a fictional character fr
fr
That one isekai be like
"So what do you do for a living?"
This guy: "IM SO GLAD YOU AXED!"
6 fcking K likes in 12 hours, y'all I'm too unfunny to have all these thank you😭
AH *knee slap* AH *knee slap* AH *knee slap*
I don’t want to live in a world where this isn’t the top comment
There isn't enough likes on UA-cam to represent how perfect this comment is.
😂
his wife has an of
No the best thing is who’s sharing it with him ,wow
It's all fun and games until the forest becomes silent at night
Underrated comment.
Id be more worried about the flesh eating flying squirrels
The guy has like 300 different axes, he's fine
Have you seen how many axes he have? It's the forest that fears him
@@Challa92I bet you are a beta
His wife is actually a bad ass and equally built all of the houses. Really cool people.
I had to scroll way too far for this comment, if I recall correctly his wife actually designed and build the stump tubs
@@msatropine4596so you’re telling me this woman is hot af and can work. ?? Where the rest of em at
@@bentate6288Ikr I want one
@@bentate6288that’s what I am saying
Nah, she only does a little bit. She's girly and prefers not to get dirty. One of the houses he built is solely for her clothes
This dude is a straight up fucking Minecraft character, god danm.
Steve and Alex
The live action Minecraft movie we were waiting for
bro got Jenny too
@@aahilwani14 that's vile 😭
@@aahilwani14 BAHAHA
Thats super cool beautiful hobit house too
Homie called us poor in 10 different lnaguages
Yea
ong lol
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U don’t need to be rich to do this he made all of this stuff just him and his wofe
@lucianomorales2997 Lol you think the land he owns is free? Or the tools/materials required to build all that stuff? He didn’t just wander into a random forest with an axe and start building.
"Would you want any of this stuff"
You just hit me with the most rhetorical question I've ever heard
No. Not unless he takes care of it for me
@@thisguyhd6591 aaand thats exactly why you don't have any of this stuff, or any cool stuff at that. Lazy ahh boy
Yes, his wife
@@spencer214😂
but wood you?
"would you want any of this stuff? " Yeah, definitely especially that thing at the end.
You are about ice bath right ?
I thought the same thing, haha. Damn.
the womern
the thing? you BETTER be talking abt the ice bath because lord
The little axe?
Bro got All The Minecraft Mods
Actualy his wife helped built the house and jacuzzi
And sells pictures of her on only fans to support the whole thing financially
W wife
@saraunderwood is bad, indeed.
Yeah she needed somewhere to record her OF videos 😂
But something tells me there never would have been the dream without a man on scene. She's obviously not the typical nitpicking nagging critical hag.
The prosthetic arm ax honestly looks like something you would see in a zombie video game and that I think would actually be pretty effective
It’s great for breaking shields and wooden hats.
@@BobBobOnUA-cam yeah that would honestly be one benefit
It’s from sekiro shadows die twice
@@Phylonix You definitely liked your own comment
@@Phylonix oh thanks for letting me know
That flail axe is freakin dangerous!!!
Bro: "i swear i didn't use creative mode"
Also bro:
It hurts
Fr my guy got a hack client irl
fr bro
For anyone wondering that's Jacob Witzling and his wife is Sara Jean Underwood. She's a model, 2x playmate of the year, and tv host. And they have an awesome UA-cam channel called "Cabinland."
There's also several other cabin structures not shown here.
that makes me bitter as fuck
Thanks I wasn't wondering though, looks very cringe
@@Ryzotdon’t be bitter- she has an onlyfans where she posts naked videos of herself. You probably wouldn’t want to be this guy
I liked Sara Jean underwood ever since I first saw her on Rob Dyrdek ridiculousness
Of course she makes money using her body.
Me: How tf did he pull her?
*Sees that badass house
She also does of
@@grafdersteinchen135 queen
@@grafdersteinchen135really? What a bummer, now im actually sad for bro...
She's an ex playmate.
@@SD-zz4ovnar if she does OF she ain't a queen mate she's just like the majority of women U lonely guy stick to watching OF ye
Bros life is minecraft💀
with jenny mod installed
Trees fear this man 💀
Lorax is shivering in his timbers rn
*Lives in the woods and just makes axes for a living*
Actual multimillionaire
Wife OF worker????
@TheRealNaika Yeah that doesn't get you millions unless your name is Belle Delphine
@@lostcause7529?????
@@KylePedretty Top comment was implying that the wife is part of/the reason they he gets millions. A quick Google search shows the top only fans creator barely even makes that, so this random definitely wouldn't be
(Plus unless she's famous, the money she'd get wouldn't even make a dent in his millions)
Bro doesn't live in the woods, *he's living the dream*
And in the woods
The Hunter's Dream
Living the ACTUAL DREAM....NOT the "FAKE DREAM"
The helmet axe choked me up! LOL
Me when I‘m feeling creative in the Sims 4 Build Mode
Bro is living the best life a man could wish for
And i know exactly why you say that. Got nothing to do with axes. 😂😂
@@Tut708 happy wife happy life
I don't know about that most men and women for that matter wouldn't be okay with their SO selling nudes
This dude is definitely a boss fight in some game
But an optional boss
He's the weaponsmith who doubles as your craftsman, housebuilder, rare resource guy, Chad, training partner for new skills and drinking buddy
He's the boss you fight, but after defeating him, he becomes an ally
main character lol
This man is living the dream. I wish him and his wife a long and happy life.
that is far more then just a sharp blade, bro has strength and technique
I'm not saying he doesn't have technique but it really just comes down to the wood. Sometimes you got wack on it until your sweating, other times you can basically just drop the axe on it and it splits like the stuff in the video
this man is ready for zombie apocalypse 😂😂😂
truth especially with the flail axe and triple axe aint no zomebies getting him those head, feet, and prospettic axes bouta come in hecka handy in the apocalypse
@@smartieking-gw1qvthe flail axe is bad
shouldve used a bike chain
@@pegasusrr3156 he should make axe armor
he could be a minecraft update lol
@@smartieking-gw1qv axe armour?
Wym
And he’s got really cute dogs!! 🥹♥️