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@@alphacris4314 people are hating on him? The comments that I see are mostly just troll comments just joking around, I don’t see anyone who genuinely hates this guy
@@TheAlienHasArrived well they are technically hating on him calling him stupid for not knowing a few things and someone also said he has a small brain.
Sam is the type of guy to be the type of guy. In all seriousness I look forward to Sam’s videos and he’s one of the most relatable UA-camrs I’ve watched.
5:17 my school had career day and there was this one worker that gave us rubber bands that said some motivational quote or whatever, but on the back you could read do epic $h!t and then was confiscated later. I was one of the only people to get that and sold it for $10
1:47 - Oh my, that reminds me so much of the bathrooms in my dreams, I'm looking for a proper bathroom, and all the stalls are pretty much like tat, or are too low of walls, of something, and there's always somebody else there, or coming in, so I have no way to go anywhere.
1:51 the bathrooms at my preschool were worse (don’t ask how I remember this when it was over a decade ago). At my preschool the bathrooms for us children at glass walls so everyone in the preschool could see in if you chose the stall next to the wall, there were no doors so whoever walks past sees you doing your business and the dividers between stalls were only like 1.5metres tall. Alongside this, one of the preschool teachers would be watching you do all your business
7:25 I RUFUSE TO BELIEVE SAM IS 7 FEET TALL. First time I learned his height he was 6’4, which was like 2-4 months ago, may have been a year, and now he’s 7 FEET??
For some reason in America they just love to make the gap of the bathroom stalls so wide. I’ve been to many other countries and only America does this.
2 floors allows for more capacity, when I ride on amtrak I usually go to the top floor cause the cafe cart is on the middle cart on the top section, and the restroom is by the entrance just under or next to the stairs (depending on the cart) but anyways I like trains with 2 floors
Sam is the type of guy to say about him getting arrested while eating grilled chicken on a yacht rich as the directory board thing of a company because of a sign that 'says' "fat forever'
At 5:37 when he talked about the crab that says “you have cancer” it’s like that bc the cancer in Hebrew means “sartan” and it also mean crab so that’s why it’s lys like that in 5:37
@@Cheese_Bacon2 He literally just said his opinions on Sam and his videos, because he enjoys them, which is something YOU NPCs won't ever be able to do, because YOU'RE the actual NPC here.
I like how Sam made up an entire life story from looking at a design fail 😅 3:06
Edit: but he will never explain what happened at the end 😢
was just thinking that 😂
I could not stop laughing
😂😂😂
I was about too post the Exact same post 😂😂😂
Lol
7:04 is definitely the best part of the video
Definitely
3:28 what da hell
🙄😒
Editor had me dying at 7:05 lmaooo
With Sams small brain, and his editors funny, they make for a perfect humorous duo
Underrated comment
the editor has such a personality
Sams not dumb just an independent thinker😂
“his editors funny” 💀
@@zkproductions4351💀
5:09 this is the first time I’ve witnessed Sam laughing and that caught me off guard
What I was thinking
ikr
I like how the bathroom door isn’t transparent, but just the part covering the toilet lol
clever janitor friendly design. discourages people from using it and consequently making less of a mess so the bathroom stays cleaner
@@RafaelMunizYT that’s good and all but there isn’t any privacy
@@RafaelMunizYTIt just encouraged me to poop on the floor in front of the door where it’s not transparent so I could still have privacy
"This is a healthy yacht" meanwhile there's explosions going off lol
"Crisscross, apple sauce" -Adult Sambucha 2023
8:24 dude 💀 💀 💀
can't stop laughing
Bro planned his whole future life in one video
2:40 “don’t drive safely”
Hehe
It also says don't DIE safely
@@5starcreepypastasHAAHAHH
btw its supposed to say "do drive safely, don't die"
@@Calvin.Elephants i know i was making a joke :)
2:46 bros making a story out of this 😂😂
What the heck is he even saying!?!?!?? 3:12
Bro like you don't understand anything
6:35 It’s like a game that has no placement restrictions
“And BAM everything blows up John Wick style”
Sambucha
I like how Sam creates a whole fantasy where he takes over fat forever
Fr though
2:54 bro planned his whole life💀💀
""You found the toilet paper, congrats! You get to wipe them now""💀💀
The editor going in on him with the door killed me 😂😂😂😂
0:11 His editor wants to laugh at Sam but also not get fired 😂
2:59 literally my dreams
💀💀💀💀
Lol
💀💀💀💀
7:25; Bro, r u sure that ur really smart!??!!? HOW DO U NOT NOTICE THE DOORKNOB!??!?!
“If you’re 7 feet tall, which I am…” stop lying, Sam
I mean it's always possible. 🤷
7 feet tall as in human feet
LMAO
Nah Sam literally said a few vids ago that he was 6’4”
@@goodsongs5262 Maybe he grew 8 inches in 2 days. 😱
"I can't breathe."
"Have a glass of water?"
Google Assistant watched too much SpongeBob.
7:00 nahh this was purposefully designed for limbless people... the designers got them brains 🧠
Sam is a marketing genius as well. He says controversial things and then the comment section calls him out and he gets free publicity
Sam is the type of guy to insult 'fat' people and get no hate, What a W
🤓
@@Normieguy911 🤓
@@Normieguy911🤓
Tbh if you can't fit through a goddamn door it's a problem and idk how you eat so much to be overweight 😂
@@CigiFlow-nb1vq literally
Sam told us he was 6’4, now he’s 7 feet? Lol
He jokes about it every time. I don't think he's even 6'4.
@@Fluctlight hes 5'11 he said it on a tiktok
I think he's 17'3
No way he is that shredded and is 7 feet
he grew 👍
03:20 i'm sorry, i do what??
He got carried away with the FatForever one 😂
3:20 You what?! 😂
Come
@@its.me3738 you don’t get it
“Enjoy.”
SAM WE ARENT ENJOYING WE ARE STRUGGLING
Sambucha is the perfect guy to watch while doing a project 😅
4:17 the facts the toilet paper is set the wrong way makes it worse
When he went into detail into being a millionaire, he had no emotion 😂
@5:55 $8.48 for an abortion is an unbelievably good price. I'm gonna need to know where this is at.
6:03 💀💀💀💀
fun fact: small commercial planes which only have 1 seating floor have either a basement or a top floor with a lounge for the crew
this is arguably one of the best long form sambucha vids that weren't carried by his amazing editor, sambucha was just feeling comedic and smart today
I didn’t even think it was possible to make The FatForever story dramatic lol
For all the smart and logistical thinking Sam does it’s sad that he makes one mistake and he gets blamed for a week or smth
This is so true he hasn’t done anything wrong and these guys are hating on him so badly.
@@alphacris4314 people are hating on him? The comments that I see are mostly just troll comments just joking around, I don’t see anyone who genuinely hates this guy
@@TheAlienHasArrived well they are technically hating on him calling him stupid for not knowing a few things and someone also said he has a small brain.
@@alphacris4314 it’s a joke. He appreciates every comment I’m sure. This isn’t weeny hut junior
They be asking to get nerd emojis cause they think they’re so smart. LOL.
6:50 3 people, I know a person who doesn’t talk to anyone, doesn’t listen to anyone and sits like that
Bro created a whole john wick movie from a fitness center design fail.
Sam is the type of guy to be the type of guy.
In all seriousness I look forward to Sam’s videos and he’s one of the most relatable UA-camrs I’ve watched.
🧢
This mans editor needs to get a raise
🤔
2:07 in Australia,our trains have second floors. There you go.
Not in Victoria, which state does?
@@ghost_GHOST_ghost- nsw :)
Thx
Same with Toronto at least on the train I go on sometimes
@@crystalandmax I live in NSW!
I love how he made excuses for everything
balls, Bals ballz?
What @@dddripz
5:17 my school had career day and there was this one worker that gave us rubber bands that said some motivational quote or whatever, but on the back you could read do epic $h!t and then was confiscated later. I was one of the only people to get that and sold it for $10
1:17 bro legit said that this would be some ninja warrior compound
Bro this was too funny, we need a part 2
2:54 Reminds me of "You. Me. Gas station."
Sam is the type of guy to deliver pizza.
8:26
It says PEDO and also EDP. Fitting.
1:47 - Oh my, that reminds me so much of the bathrooms in my dreams, I'm looking for a proper bathroom, and all the stalls are pretty much like tat, or are too low of walls, of something, and there's always somebody else there, or coming in, so I have no way to go anywhere.
1:51 the bathrooms at my preschool were worse (don’t ask how I remember this when it was over a decade ago). At my preschool the bathrooms for us children at glass walls so everyone in the preschool could see in if you chose the stall next to the wall, there were no doors so whoever walks past sees you doing your business and the dividers between stalls were only like 1.5metres tall. Alongside this, one of the preschool teachers would be watching you do all your business
7:25
I RUFUSE TO BELIEVE SAM IS 7 FEET TALL. First time I learned his height he was 6’4, which was like 2-4 months ago, may have been a year, and now he’s 7 FEET??
That's what I'm saying 😭
He said he was 6’4 like 2 days ago
fr
Bro he’s lying
Do you not get the joke
Sam really gives me the 2016 to 2018 UA-cam vibes
And I'm not complaining
For some reason in America they just love to make the gap of the bathroom stalls so wide. I’ve been to many other countries and only America does this.
3:04 this was an absolute roller coaster. I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, peak entertainment.
Sam's logic is pure gold 😂
2 floors allows for more capacity, when I ride on amtrak I usually go to the top floor cause the cafe cart is on the middle cart on the top section, and the restroom is by the entrance just under or next to the stairs (depending on the cart) but anyways I like trains with 2 floors
2:58 this gives off "you, me, gas station" vibes
For the emergency telephone, I guess you can always dial 112 because I think it connects to the nearest emergency service not matter where you live.
Petition for Sam to react to comments starting with
'Sam is the type of guy '
1:50 I've dreamt about this multiple times. Still felt really weird in my dreams
SAME
I swear just the editing on its own is hilarious
2:29 it says don't drive safely💀😭😂
BFDI ASSET DETECTED: 1:41
Sam is the type of guy to make a video of design fails to learn from other's mistakes
The GO Train which people use to commute in an out of the Toronto area has 2 floors... So the stairs in the train isn't weird at all to me.
2:58 when Sam's specific weird scenario going wild
3:50 water actually has air in it, by drinking water you get full because of its air
Yeah h2o o is oxygen
@@Coolboii783-ge7pe yes that's what I was saying. Thank you for pointing that out.
@@viengkhamlicenik your welcome
Sam is the type of guy to say about him getting arrested while eating grilled chicken on a yacht rich as the directory board thing of a company because of a sign that 'says' "fat forever'
Wtf?
"Directory board thing of a company" omggggggggggg
@@Fluctlight have you even watched the video
@@warfex12 ya but you said it *completely* wrong. reading your comment is going to give people a stroke.
0:45 just remember how many flights of stairs you've gone up.
None of these bathroom fails more than the Bathrooms in full metal jacket.
Sams videos never fail to make my day better. Keep up the great work sam and good job on 5m subs
7:38 bro never went to Dominican Republic
At 5:37 when he talked about the crab that says “you have cancer” it’s like that bc the cancer in Hebrew means “sartan” and it also mean crab so that’s why it’s lys like that in 5:37
‘Do u call it a pair of chopsticks’ HELP
Sam must admit that the design fails are FAILS!
4:58 that’s the number in Bahrain
The janitor gets revenge he needs people to learn to clean their own mess lol but FR
3:06 don't drink water while wathing in this time😂😂
At this point Sam is iconic
Sam's editor is amazing. Keep up the good work.
THE THUMBAIL GOT ME LAUGHING ON THE FLOOR😂😂😂😂😂
2:59 that escalated quickly 💀
Sam never fails to entertain us; thanks Sam
Npc comment
@@Cheese_Bacon2 literally calling me an npc is something only nps do bro what 💀
@@Cheese_Bacon2 He literally just said his opinions on Sam and his videos, because he enjoys them, which is something YOU NPCs won't ever be able to do, because YOU'RE the actual NPC here.
@@Cheese_Bacon2L
@@Cheese_Bacon2are you dum
2:34 you forgot don't drive safely
Do die safely
Once I was in Melbourne,Australia and I was around 3. One toilet was normal but there was no door and girls and boys went in the same bathroom
5:20 sans plays in the background
5:44 im also gemini
Sam is the type of guy to say “the world is ending soon, pretty cool right?”
Overused af.
Overused, you only proved that you're an npc
2:46 When Sam gets a little too invested
0:35
you know you can just.. count how many floors you've gone up
"You have to prove that you're worthy to enter the building by going over or through the side of it."
That's called breaking and entering
I am very worthy then
@@Quick15 The trespassing is strong with this one
@@lowki1400 Its not a crime if you don't get caught
Sam has never had a bad video
3:32 u can drag the volume dot when it shows what the volume is at
2:56 bro just created a whole movie idea in seconds