I did a four years sentence from day 1 (no remand) I got a job in the kitchens I remember getting changed and a guy said"im out tomorrow " another said" I'm out next week "I thought fuck I got minumum 24 month to do. I got so depressed for about a month than I thought no one cares no one gonna help me I'm only making life difficult for me. So I decided to work upto the best kitchen job (number 1) 7 days a week I went gym as much as possible. When that door shut at night I wanted it shut I did not watch TV I studied Greek mythology. Astronamy and cosmology. I become a positive vibe Ina negative place. Remember they can lock you up but your mind is free it's not a slave or a prisoner. That's upto you
For real. 2 years ago I managed to dodge a sentence but for the 12 months I was on bail I watched channels like this. If you are looking at jail shout me and I can help you as my brother is on there and I can help you if you in the Midlands. We gotta help each others
You might get in a fight and maim or kill someone unintentionally. You might get involved with a woman who makes false allegations of domestic violence or rape against you. You just don't know.
Very insightful 👏🏿👌🏾, keep up the work my brudda. Always has to be a positive from a negative, and you're spitting the positive 💯, blessing keep coming yoir way fella
Hey dude this is a great informative video. For those who have never been. Just a couple of details you got wrong a crown court is open to all sentences so they can give you a day a month a year and more. Not a year upwards like you said. Magistrate used to be able to give a 12 month sentence max now I think 18 month. Or 2 year suspended.
make a video about when you were young(around 15 years) or about Feltham for the young people. the process from being arrested to ending up in Feltham, or a story from where you were 15 and the arrest and court process.
VERY USEFUL TIP OF ADVICE - They HAVE to inform you of your right to a solicitor - Ask for the duty solicitor, or they will crucify you thinking its in your best interest to tell "your side" and they will try and do you!
Hey Bruv good information and insight. I've been to a few jails in Scotland not much different from English jails. My advice to anyone doing a sentence firstly keep your eyes and ears open and your mouth shut. Don't get involved in business unless you can back it up with strength because some wanker will always try it on. Stay out of joining gangs because it just brings trouble to your door. You can never fully relax in jail as you have to have your wits about you at all times. It's cool if you can get a cellmate and you like each other makes life behind the door much easier. I was not allowed to go to work as they said I was high risk so I got a job as a passman he is the guy who looks after the landing works in the survery dishing out the food. The best advice I can give is don't get into the position in the first place. Enjoyed your video. M
I watched that drama Time with Shaun Bean on BBC and I might complain about my life but I’m grateful I’ve never been to Prison. This year it was my first time in hospital with a really bad stomach illness. I would say hospital is better than prison.
You are right. There is no time to go to jail. You come across as an intelligent young man. I do hope you have stayed out of trouble and continue to do so.
Before you commit a crime; look at what you have around you. Are you willing to loose it? Then go in the bathroom and sit down 🪑 now can you do that for 23hrs a day for yrs and yrs. You have a house you live in; a house you can leave whenever you want, eat whatever you want within affordability. You prolly got a next gen console and family, maybe a girl or a child don’t throw away for this lifestyle think before you act. 🙏🏾
You must advise people not to go into interview room without a solicitor and preferably no comment and plead not guilty try to get your own solicitor not duty solicitor
@@hypalegendzyt6819yeah you got lucky mate! But any representation is better than none. Nothing wrong with answering no comment to everything. People seem to think that makes you look guilty, but fuck that. Less you say the better.
Thank you for your informative review and advice. May God bless you. I personally have never gone to prison and I'm not expecting myself going there because I'm a very careful person. However , without naming anyone, I know someone who is is very high risk prisoner because he was an extremely dangerous warlord that killed thousands in Africa. He has escaped from prison before in the US for a different case. His son was 28 and is currently doing 97yrs in US federal prison. The fact is, he is going to die locked up in UK so there's no further for him out of prison. He was locked up at 64 for 50yrs with 6yrs deduction for time being locked up during trial making it 44yrs tariff. He's located at Frankland prison in England county Durham, category A. Please could you give me an idea if he would be in a single cell or in a shared cell together with others? What would you say is daily life like in category A prison. I'm not sure you've been to such prison but I think you might throw a little light on things for me. Thank you bro.
It would be good to have a guy like you talking to 1st time offenders going to jail so they know what to expect. I was sentenced to 9 month for my 1st offense and didn't know what to expect. I saw my friend been attacked by a man so I through him off my friend it turned out he was off duty police arresting my friend and I got 9 month.
People might not be able to see into those buses, but you can certainly hear the prisoners banging and yelling. I work in a prison and the other day I thought a Serco bus was going to tip over, as the charmers were so manic.
He's Talking about tics taken into consideration on the police cell ceiling...its basically telling you do you have other crimes that will come back on you if so admit the crimes and we will take them into consideration when charging you that you don't get extra time because you admitted the crimes
@DR ja klopt groot verschil . Ma vrijheid missen . Je moeder, je kids en/of familie missen blijft erg. Vergeet ook niet de vele regels als je uit de bajes komt ook.
Thanks for this video, it's very informative. How do I sign up and get arrested so I can go to prison for a few years? It doesn't seem bad. I don't have to pay bills, there's a roof over my head and I get food.
I was in YOI Ashfield back in 2001 I was a lost 16 year old yute , I’ve never been back to the jailhouse since, got my wife ,kids nice house car career etc I’m glad i had the experience first hand freedom is priceless even though it was like a holiday camp they even padded me up with my best friend and co defendant.
This may be a bit personal but I’d appreciate if you could summarise how you were able to turn your life around like how you were able to pursue education and career despite having a criminal record
As soon as i got out of prison I decided to enroll in a city and guilds multi skills college course which consisted of Carpentry , Bricklaying and electrical installation, I also worked a twilight shift 5pm until 10pm Monday to Thursday as my college ema allowance was low and I’m from a single parent background with very little money and resources, after passing the course after the first year I really enjoyed carpentry and showed great potential according to my tutors , they therefore recommended me to a well established house builder that was recruiting for modern apprenticeships and I’ve never looked back since..I almost missed the opportunity because where I live is a small town near Birmingham and I was quite well known around as a Jack the lad always in trouble etc anyway the construction managers personal assistant knew of me and decided to tell him I’ve done a bit of bird and have a bit of a bad reputation, anyway luckily for me he gave me a chance and I never let him or more importantly myself down , I even managed to win various awards for my work most notably apprentice of the year 2005
@@avfck3536 you took on a great career route. You can start your own construction company and make £££s Especially doing private jobs! Well played out!
Good vids dude. Watch videos on Larry Lawton he's got some great stories, worked on a rehab programme for prisoners once they come out so they don't go back in.
As a youngster we talking 1987, I went to Camberwell Court. I didn't realise I was going jail. They had the sweat box parked up right outside the door. They called my name and said Feltham, I said no, the screw said yes, I was pissed. First thing I saw when I went there, was a White yoot get boxed up for his backy and private spends. At that time the wings were named after birds, I was on Raven wing then went onto Kestral wing. Imagine, 23 hour bang up with no telly, man got stomach ache from drinking the sink water, because man was thirsty. Trust me young men, jail is loooong.
I read Mike Tyson undisputed truth twice and then sugar ray Robinson autobiography. Anyone going jail learn to read. Keep you out of a lot trouble. This was at pent
Best advice I can give u is make sure your ready to fight is because someone will always wanna try you if your coming in jail with some outside clothes or a stereo. Win or lose fight your heart out or I guarantee the rest of your time time will be horrible.
I an elder now, but if inn awaiting pre sentance reports..there is a way u can hopefully get out.. pherhaps then more time.. these probation people don't usually come in that month normally, so gotta go back to hmp.. I will make a vid.. worked well 4 me..I walked straight out of court
True, but awhile b4 this era, it was clean 23hr bang up. In that 1 hour it's a pop out for food, association, and food. Lol, getting a job.. huge waiting.. be out by that time unless ur doing a very hot min
I just did 1.5 years on remand then released with no charge. Half of that during covid. I'm tellin yah, it's miserable in prison right now. I was lucky as I was the passman so door open all day. The rest of the inmates are just banged up 23.5 hours a day and are losing the will to live.
Magistrates is 6 months for a single offense with a maximum of 1 year with more than 1 different offenses in single hearing. A Crown court can sentence you from anything even under a year to life with no tariff. Hope this helps.
When I was in Norwich I remember a young lad came in and it got around he had plugged a phone and some brown, he refused to get it out so a few of the big boys had him over the toilet holding him whilst trying to remover stuff with spoons.
They proper flaunt it and lap up the attention. Female guards are used to calm difficult prisoners or they just listen to them rather then a male guard. Also after years in prison and pumping weights your testosterone rockets and any woman even an old one will make ur soldier stand up solid
Why is the very first time you appear at court it is only to confirm your full name and address?! .....the answer to that question is more deep and intricately important than most care to learn!!.
was in a motorbike crash and a coma and suffered brain damage that isnt noticiable by looking at me, I wLk ok, im very unstable on my legs but its hard to reconoce, im wobly and my balance and corordanation is terrible, my body goes I to panic and spasms of things move to fast near me but I look like your average guy so im oviously unable to or defend myself as a fight is a perfect fast confusing tiger to cause a spam or a fall due to my condition from the crash, now here is the hard bit im going to prison very soon in uk for at least 3 Years, I Gear theres confliced even if your normal.and keep yourself to yourself, what advice would anyone who has done time give me and what to do if somone tried to put it on me, as before the crash I would just defend myself how Will I get threw this time the best way, any advice would be great, thanks again
It should be mandatory that any man in prison who wants to watch Love Island over MOTD gets rushed.
funny!
😭😭
truth fam
😂😂
Mans that wants to watch that doo doo should be in a womens prison 🤣🤣🤣
I did a four years sentence from day 1 (no remand) I got a job in the kitchens I remember getting changed and a guy said"im out tomorrow " another said" I'm out next week "I thought fuck I got minumum 24 month to do. I got so depressed for about a month than I thought no one cares no one gonna help me I'm only making life difficult for me. So I decided to work upto the best kitchen job (number 1) 7 days a week I went gym as much as possible. When that door shut at night I wanted it shut
I did not watch TV I studied Greek mythology. Astronamy and cosmology. I become a positive vibe Ina negative place.
Remember they can lock you up but your mind is free it's not a slave or a prisoner. That's upto you
You should of read a book called "how not to be a dickhead"
BobLeeSwagger bruh😭
Yes I agree I done a 4.5 years straight 2015 April come out jan 2020
Did you enjoy dropping soap?
Freedom is a state of mind
Videos like these are good because you can’t stop everyone from going jail so you can at least prepare them
,
💯💯
Nothing can prepare you for the prison showers 🚿👌
@@rykerdark1688 😂😂😂😂
For real. 2 years ago I managed to dodge a sentence but for the 12 months I was on bail I watched channels like this. If you are looking at jail shout me and I can help you as my brother is on there and I can help you if you in the Midlands. We gotta help each others
You really might be saving someone’s life with this
Just don’t go jail lads
'
@Jaiiski literally
@Jaiiski realist
You might get in a fight and maim or kill someone unintentionally. You might get involved with a woman who makes false allegations of domestic violence or rape against you. You just don't know.
Simply the bottomline
I use to work for SERCO driving the vans. He's telling the truth
So
No u didn't
Cheers for the confirmation feedback fella.
@@thedude3866 no worries bro.
@@xytxz7688 lol you’re denying it as if he’s claiming to have walked on the moon... it’s driving a prison van, it’s not that unbelievable
“Are you sick and tired of feeling sick and tired”
Hahaha that’s the one 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Broo that’s the line i never forget that shit. Hahaha Maza
Bro I fucking hate the writing on the wall
Crime stoppers 0800 555111
I’m not planning on going in, but your video is spot on and full of useful information, respect to you.
Very insightful 👏🏿👌🏾, keep up the work my brudda. Always has to be a positive from a negative, and you're spitting the positive 💯, blessing keep coming yoir way fella
Mans talking about jail like a summer camp
Fr 😂😂😂
He's not he's just explaining the way it goes. It's no summer camp he mentions fighting on servery.
He mentions bully's
He mention fully lockdown
Like a youth club residential
It actually is if you have the right connections
@@rawblue4390 fr looks like luxury lowkey
Thanks a lot mate that was really interesting I have never done time myself your doing well now keep safe and happy God bless you
I’m glad UA-cam recommended this, good watch. Fair play to him
Oh my god! Rob! I’m so happy to see you’re doing well yaya 🤗
Respect bro my brother was set up and now doing Ten Years your information will help me to help him
Cheers mate for the video. I'm so glad you posted this I was very close to going prison and this has helped me to understand things alot.
Lol how about watching videos on how to not go prison might be better in your case
@@N0N4M30 he was obviously lookin at bird and watched this so he can learn a thing or two. nout wrong with that
Wise words brother ... take heed people, trust me jail is a dangerous waste of time .
“Why u gonna go on a wing where all the ops are gonna be?? 🤨🤨🤨🤨” 😂😂😂😂
Freedom is a must my Gs
Hey dude this is a great informative video. For those who have never been. Just a couple of details you got wrong a crown court is open to all sentences so they can give you a day a month a year and more. Not a year upwards like you said.
Magistrate used to be able to give a 12 month sentence max now I think 18 month. Or 2 year suspended.
That's incorrect Magistrates use to be 6 months sentence but is now 12 months. The Suspended Sentence is correct up to 2 years.
2:05 man said Seseme street bird 😂😂
He’s Referring to the character big bird
,
Lol
Always wanted to do a video bout jail..now u done it bro sick video
You seem very honest. Glad to subscribe.
New to the channel fella and its educational, good stuff ,bless 🙏
3 months in HMP Bedford over last Christmas/COVID bangup. Hard time. It's amazing how similar all jails are. Caps caps caps.
i was there bro. shitole
This video was a proper banger, big up
,
“Once it goes to crown court you have to be abit worried” 🤣
Sometimes it’s best to go crown and let a jury of your own peers decide cause magistrate can be biased sometimes
@@tonyjeffers2606 jury's can be biased too
Dwayne Terence true true
,
@@darrenblack6882 ?
make a video about when you were young(around 15 years) or about Feltham for the young people.
the process from being arrested to ending up in Feltham, or a story from where you were 15 and the arrest and court process.
Thanks for this video, your a very wise man.
You are spot on!!
Keep up these videos💯 fr
VERY USEFUL TIP OF ADVICE - They HAVE to inform you of your right to a solicitor - Ask for the duty solicitor, or they will crucify you thinking its in your best interest to tell "your side" and they will try and do you!
Hey Bruv good information and insight. I've been to a few jails in Scotland not much different from English jails. My advice to anyone doing a sentence firstly keep your eyes and ears open and your mouth shut. Don't get involved in business unless you can back it up with strength because some wanker will always try it on. Stay out of joining gangs because it just brings trouble to your door. You can never fully relax in jail as you have to have your wits about you at all times. It's cool if you can get a cellmate and you like each other makes life behind the door much easier. I was not allowed to go to work as they said I was high risk so I got a job as a passman he is the guy who looks after the landing works in the survery dishing out the food. The best advice I can give is don't get into the position in the first place.
Enjoyed your video. M
just do what I did and bully guys and call the shots
@@ayoaye2276 never happened haha
@@jimgolding82 fr
I watched that drama Time with Shaun Bean on BBC and I might complain about my life but I’m grateful I’ve never been to Prison. This year it was my first time in hospital with a really bad stomach illness. I would say hospital is better than prison.
ive done jail 6 times and that time programme was one of the most spot on jail shows ive seen.
Man said sesame street bird lool, love your videos bro keep it up
,
Really interesting content. Subbed.
Good content sir.
“Beef over chicken”! 😂💀
You are right. There is no time to go to jail. You come across as an intelligent young man. I do hope you have stayed out of trouble and continue to do so.
Before you commit a crime; look at what you have around you. Are you willing to loose it? Then go in the bathroom and sit down 🪑 now can you do that for 23hrs a day for yrs and yrs. You have a house you live in; a house you can leave whenever you want, eat whatever you want within affordability. You prolly got a next gen console and family, maybe a girl or a child don’t throw away for this lifestyle think before you act. 🙏🏾
We need people like you in government
Cuzzy you mentioned Simpsons and not film 4, film at 9 can be next to best bit of the day LOL 😂😂
Yes bruv! Film 4 was one thing that got me through a LONG 2 years!! Minor thing 💯🇬🇧✊
Film 4 got me through too, but when the movie’s repeated 😩😩😩😩
,
Yeah word the wing was a madness still niggas know about cbeebies
@@jackfrance6623 😂😂
You must advise people not to go into interview room without a solicitor and preferably no comment and plead not guilty try to get your own solicitor not duty solicitor
My duty solicitor was actually good proper good bloke guess I got lucky
@@hypalegendzyt6819yeah you got lucky mate! But any representation is better than none. Nothing wrong with answering no comment to everything. People seem to think that makes you look guilty, but fuck that. Less you say the better.
Good video 👍🏽
God Thank you for this freedom!!!!!!! Hallelujah 😇😇😇
nice one, needed this
Talk a lot of sense. Great video
Spot on g you didn't leave anything out either
Thank you for your informative review and advice. May God bless you. I personally have never gone to prison and I'm not expecting myself going there because I'm a very careful person.
However , without naming anyone, I know someone who is is very high risk prisoner because he was an extremely dangerous warlord that killed thousands in Africa. He has escaped from prison before in the US for a different case. His son was 28 and is currently doing 97yrs in US federal prison. The fact is, he is going to die locked up in UK so there's no further for him out of prison. He was locked up at 64 for 50yrs with 6yrs deduction for time being locked up during trial making it 44yrs tariff. He's located at Frankland prison in England county Durham, category A.
Please could you give me an idea if he would be in a single cell or in a shared cell together with others?
What would you say is daily life like in category A prison. I'm not sure you've been to such prison but I think you might throw a little light on things for me. Thank you bro.
sesame Street bird🤣🤣🤣
,
Big bird 🤣🤣
😀😀😀😀
Hahahaha them prison novels like Wahida Clarke “thugs and the women who love them”
I appreciate your videos g
Mandem didn’t know how to move when Jeremy Kyle stopped at 0925
I used to love everybody loves raymond and king of queens
Top video respect it❤
It would be good to have a guy like you talking to 1st time offenders going to jail so they know what to expect. I was sentenced to 9 month for my 1st offense and didn't know what to expect. I saw my friend been attacked by a man so I through him off my friend it turned out he was off duty police arresting my friend and I got 9 month.
That sucks man
That's very harsh
Bro I thought you were Derek Chisora for a second! Lol
Very interesting.
Yh man big up for the vid
Wing cleaner feltham nightingale wing 1999 6months ...made my time so much easier but never again .. don’t go to jail ..
People might not be able to see into those buses, but you can certainly hear the prisoners banging and yelling. I work in a prison and the other day I thought a Serco bus was going to tip over, as the charmers were so manic.
He's Talking about tics taken into consideration on the police cell ceiling...its basically telling you do you have other crimes that will come back on you if so admit the crimes and we will take them into consideration when charging you that you don't get extra time because you admitted the crimes
Luv from Holland 🤲🏾
@DR ja klopt groot verschil . Ma vrijheid missen . Je moeder, je kids en/of familie missen blijft erg. Vergeet ook niet de vele regels als je uit de bajes komt ook.
Remember. They can lock the locks but they can't stop the clocks.
"sick and tired of feeling sick and tired?" is what you were thinking of at the beginning lol
Thanks for this video, it's very informative. How do I sign up and get arrested so I can go to prison for a few years? It doesn't seem bad. I don't have to pay bills, there's a roof over my head and I get food.
I was in YOI Ashfield back in 2001 I was a lost 16 year old yute , I’ve never been back to the jailhouse since, got my wife ,kids nice house car career etc I’m glad i had the experience first hand freedom is priceless even though it was like a holiday camp they even padded me up with my best friend and co defendant.
This may be a bit personal but I’d appreciate if you could summarise how you were able to turn your life around like how you were able to pursue education and career despite having a criminal record
,
As soon as i got out of prison I decided to enroll in a city and guilds multi skills college course which consisted of Carpentry , Bricklaying and electrical installation, I also worked a twilight shift 5pm until 10pm Monday to Thursday as my college ema allowance was low and I’m from a single parent background with very little money and resources, after passing the course after the first year I really enjoyed carpentry and showed great potential according to my tutors , they therefore recommended me to a well established house builder that was recruiting for modern apprenticeships and I’ve never looked back since..I almost missed the opportunity because where I live is a small town near Birmingham and I was quite well known around as a Jack the lad always in trouble etc anyway the construction managers personal assistant knew of me and decided to tell him I’ve done a bit of bird and have a bit of a bad reputation, anyway luckily for me he gave me a chance and I never let him or more importantly myself down , I even managed to win various awards for my work most notably apprentice of the year 2005
@@avfck3536 you took on a great career route. You can start your own construction company and make £££s
Especially doing private jobs! Well played out!
Big up man👏🏾👏🏾
Good vids dude. Watch videos on Larry Lawton he's got some great stories, worked on a rehab programme for prisoners once they come out so they don't go back in.
Everyone watching this including me were going jail lol first time for me and this video gonna help me out appreciate it!!
Could be wrong but I've a feeling you gonna take some time to settle in
You bumped into your cousin in prison? What a great family you come from🤣
😂
Cool story bro seems like your whole life revolves around prison
What you saying fam?
As a youngster we talking 1987, I went to Camberwell Court. I didn't realise I was going jail. They had the sweat box parked up right outside the door.
They called my name and said Feltham, I said no, the screw said yes, I was pissed.
First thing I saw when I went there, was a White yoot get boxed up for his backy and private spends.
At that time the wings were named after birds, I was on Raven wing then went onto Kestral wing. Imagine, 23 hour bang up with no telly, man got stomach ache from drinking the sink water, because man was thirsty.
Trust me young men, jail is loooong.
,
So you are in your 40s and you still talk like a waste man?
'
wow , there’s no water bottles?
@@bobleeswagger5976 cunch don
I read Mike Tyson undisputed truth twice and then sugar ray Robinson autobiography. Anyone going jail learn to read. Keep you out of a lot trouble. This was at pent
Thank for that Bobby I mite be looking at a 4 year sentence hopefully so the information was quite helpful big up.
,
Best advice I can give u is make sure your ready to fight is because someone will always wanna try you if your coming in jail with some outside clothes or a stereo. Win or lose fight your heart out or I guarantee the rest of your time time will be horrible.
Why?
@@proflow9735 he got sentenced to life for murder man
BIG UP
God forbid jail but this is very interesting to know still
Prison in the UK seems like luxery compared to prison in the USA
I an elder now, but if inn awaiting pre sentance reports..there is a way u can hopefully get out.. pherhaps then more time.. these probation people don't usually come in that month normally, so gotta go back to hmp.. I will make a vid.. worked well 4 me..I walked straight out of court
True, but awhile b4 this era, it was clean 23hr bang up. In that 1 hour it's a pop out for food, association, and food. Lol, getting a job.. huge waiting.. be out by that time unless ur doing a very hot min
I just did 1.5 years on remand then released with no charge. Half of that during covid. I'm tellin yah, it's miserable in prison right now. I was lucky as I was the passman so door open all day. The rest of the inmates are just banged up 23.5 hours a day and are losing the will to live.
Did you get compensated if not you could be owed alot of money
Shout out from New York you niggas in the us are doing your thing respect
Magistrates is 6 months for a single offense with a maximum of 1 year with more than 1 different offenses in single hearing. A Crown court can sentence you from anything even under a year to life with no tariff. Hope this helps.
nah magistrates is anything under 2 years and crown court can be anything
Hi what offenses can get you 10 months or a year of jail time?
When you got videos all on socials claiming your gang how could it ever be snitching to claim your gang in prison it’s not a secret 🤣
,
Might save your life
u got a blanket and mattress in holding i just got a thin paper sheet and a metal bench
When I was in Norwich I remember a young lad came in and it got around he had plugged a phone and some brown, he refused to get it out so a few of the big boys had him over the toilet holding him whilst trying to remover stuff with spoons.
Rubbish
@@joebloggs9239 it's not rubbish at all but you were there wasn't you. 😂
Respect.
Bless nice truth
Yooo i can hear whats going on in the background is your tv on? Also the video quality is looking good
UA-cam algorithm really tryna drop me hints
new subby!
You don't need to be worried before going to court.....you need to be worried before doing a crime....
Do video on how to deal with sexual frustrations, avoiding rape if they do that in prison still and lastly people sleeping with female guards/officers
?? IF THEY STILL DO THAT IN PRISON,,,!!!!!! something you need to tell us lol
That's definitely still happening fr
@@Tan-ns2hr beauty is in the eye of the beholder. what is ugly to you may be nice to someone else
There was a beautiful prison officer in Scrubs 2017, A wing... she was gorgeous, blonde, 9/10 easy.
They proper flaunt it and lap up the attention. Female guards are used to calm difficult prisoners or they just listen to them rather then a male guard. Also after years in prison and pumping weights your testosterone rockets and any woman even an old one will make ur soldier stand up solid
I'm answering charges on 26th 😬 back to Norwich
Custody is long been 5 time's i just always ask for a few books
Why is the very first time you appear at court it is only to confirm your full name and address?! .....the answer to that question is more deep and intricately important than most care to learn!!.
what is it then?
The food is banging tho.Tesco Value ain't got nothing on cell food.
@Slim H was just thinking this
You never been jail
'
Slim H worse food ever
,
Thanks for mentioning the phone thing were they only have 10 mins
Prison in the UK sounds great compared to prison in Spain
You forgot the best hiding place in jail and that's the light cover 🤣
Wrong. Its actually your asshole.
Big video bit up yourself bobby
Love from New Zealand fam💯
Omg you're so lucky, I've always wanted to visit Australia.😊
@@mistereuro 😂 Australia is cool, but New Zealand is better😂😂💯🔥
@@shayparatene3957 if you like sheep and hills
Australia is dead as 🤣Love from Down Under tho hope all is good wherever you are 🤟🏽🇦🇺
,
was in a motorbike crash and a coma and suffered brain damage that isnt noticiable by looking at me, I wLk ok, im very unstable on my legs but its hard to reconoce, im wobly and my balance and corordanation is terrible, my body goes I to panic and spasms of things move to fast near me but I look like your average guy so im oviously unable to or defend myself as a fight is a perfect fast confusing tiger to cause a spam or a fall due to my condition from the crash, now here is the hard bit im going to prison very soon in uk for at least 3 Years, I Gear theres confliced even if your normal.and keep yourself to yourself, what advice would anyone who has done time give me and what to do if somone tried to put it on me, as before the crash I would just defend myself how Will I get threw this time the best way, any advice would be great, thanks again