A day in prison - What to expect? ( For newbies)

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  • Ever wondered what a day in prison was like?

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  • @minigrande1939
    @minigrande1939 4 роки тому +361

    I did a four years sentence from day 1 (no remand) I got a job in the kitchens I remember getting changed and a guy said"im out tomorrow " another said" I'm out next week "I thought fuck I got minumum 24 month to do. I got so depressed for about a month than I thought no one cares no one gonna help me I'm only making life difficult for me. So I decided to work upto the best kitchen job (number 1) 7 days a week I went gym as much as possible. When that door shut at night I wanted it shut
    I did not watch TV I studied Greek mythology. Astronamy and cosmology. I become a positive vibe Ina negative place.
    Remember they can lock you up but your mind is free it's not a slave or a prisoner. That's upto you

    • @bobleeswagger5976
      @bobleeswagger5976 4 роки тому +32

      You should of read a book called "how not to be a dickhead"

    • @lacaagchasin
      @lacaagchasin 4 роки тому +7

      BobLeeSwagger bruh😭

    • @bobh4191
      @bobh4191 4 роки тому +2

      Yes I agree I done a 4.5 years straight 2015 April come out jan 2020

    • @bendover614
      @bendover614 4 роки тому +1

      Did you enjoy dropping soap?

    • @fullywaved2859
      @fullywaved2859 4 роки тому

      Freedom is a state of mind

  • @BeachChairz
    @BeachChairz 4 роки тому +457

    It should be mandatory that any man in prison who wants to watch Love Island over MOTD gets rushed.

  • @User27150
    @User27150 4 роки тому +280

    Videos like these are good because you can’t stop everyone from going jail so you can at least prepare them

    • @derekblack8084
      @derekblack8084 4 роки тому +2

      ,

    • @lc1009
      @lc1009 4 роки тому +4

      💯💯

    • @rykerdark1688
      @rykerdark1688 3 роки тому +2

      Nothing can prepare you for the prison showers 🚿👌

    • @jakenagle842
      @jakenagle842 2 роки тому

      @@rykerdark1688 😂😂😂😂

    • @ChangeBegins9661
      @ChangeBegins9661 2 роки тому

      For real. 2 years ago I managed to dodge a sentence but for the 12 months I was on bail I watched channels like this. If you are looking at jail shout me and I can help you as my brother is on there and I can help you if you in the Midlands. We gotta help each others

  • @theblancomafia4773
    @theblancomafia4773 4 роки тому +65

    You really might be saving someone’s life with this

  • @holahovito11
    @holahovito11 4 роки тому +142

    I use to work for SERCO driving the vans. He's telling the truth

    • @RR-rf4eo
      @RR-rf4eo 4 роки тому +3

      So

    • @xytxz7688
      @xytxz7688 4 роки тому +4

      No u didn't

    • @thedude3866
      @thedude3866 4 роки тому +6

      Cheers for the confirmation feedback fella.

    • @holahovito11
      @holahovito11 4 роки тому +2

      @@thedude3866 no worries bro.

    • @cheesball96
      @cheesball96 4 роки тому +41

      @@xytxz7688 lol you’re denying it as if he’s claiming to have walked on the moon... it’s driving a prison van, it’s not that unbelievable

  • @Clipsentt
    @Clipsentt 4 роки тому +238

    Just don’t go jail lads

    • @derekblack8084
      @derekblack8084 4 роки тому +1

      '

    • @amtopm3680
      @amtopm3680 4 роки тому

      @Jaiiski literally

    • @lucybunwa5833
      @lucybunwa5833 4 роки тому +1

      @Jaiiski realist

    • @shakeelk1556
      @shakeelk1556 4 роки тому +22

      You might get in a fight and maim or kill someone unintentionally. You might get involved with a woman who makes false allegations of domestic violence or rape against you. You just don't know.

    • @BigC1290
      @BigC1290 4 роки тому

      Simply the bottomline

  • @JT-ce4vt
    @JT-ce4vt 3 роки тому +7

    I’m not planning on going in, but your video is spot on and full of useful information, respect to you.

  • @ricocapone3797
    @ricocapone3797 4 роки тому +71

    “Are you sick and tired of feeling sick and tired”

    • @Jay-mp7rf
      @Jay-mp7rf 4 роки тому +2

      Hahaha that’s the one 😂😂

    • @AsharntayKingston
      @AsharntayKingston 4 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @doncici2243
      @doncici2243 4 роки тому +2

      Broo that’s the line i never forget that shit. Hahaha Maza

    • @maxamedbebe1105
      @maxamedbebe1105 4 роки тому +2

      Bro I fucking hate the writing on the wall

    • @ecagaming4410
      @ecagaming4410 4 роки тому +1

      Crime stoppers 0800 555111

  • @minigrande1939
    @minigrande1939 4 роки тому +24

    Hey dude this is a great informative video. For those who have never been. Just a couple of details you got wrong a crown court is open to all sentences so they can give you a day a month a year and more. Not a year upwards like you said.
    Magistrate used to be able to give a 12 month sentence max now I think 18 month. Or 2 year suspended.

    • @akilah945
      @akilah945 2 роки тому

      That's incorrect Magistrates use to be 6 months sentence but is now 12 months. The Suspended Sentence is correct up to 2 years.

  • @kevindowling9270
    @kevindowling9270 4 роки тому +12

    Thanks a lot mate that was really interesting I have never done time myself your doing well now keep safe and happy God bless you

  • @darrena4995
    @darrena4995 4 роки тому +89

    Mans talking about jail like a summer camp

    • @UKTopicz1
      @UKTopicz1 4 роки тому +4

      Fr 😂😂😂

    • @minigrande1939
      @minigrande1939 4 роки тому +15

      He's not he's just explaining the way it goes. It's no summer camp he mentions fighting on servery.
      He mentions bully's
      He mention fully lockdown

    • @originalunoriginal4055
      @originalunoriginal4055 4 роки тому +1

      Like a youth club residential

    • @rawblue4390
      @rawblue4390 4 роки тому +3

      It actually is if you have the right connections

    • @darrena4995
      @darrena4995 4 роки тому

      @@rawblue4390 fr looks like luxury lowkey

  • @jaymccarthy9681
    @jaymccarthy9681 3 роки тому +7

    Cheers mate for the video. I'm so glad you posted this I was very close to going prison and this has helped me to understand things alot.

    • @N0N4M30
      @N0N4M30 3 роки тому +2

      Lol how about watching videos on how to not go prison might be better in your case

    • @jimgolding82
      @jimgolding82 2 роки тому +4

      @@N0N4M30 he was obviously lookin at bird and watched this so he can learn a thing or two. nout wrong with that

  • @BillyF2LJeffs
    @BillyF2LJeffs 3 роки тому +7

    3 months in HMP Bedford over last Christmas/COVID bangup. Hard time. It's amazing how similar all jails are. Caps caps caps.

  • @tonyjeffers2606
    @tonyjeffers2606 4 роки тому +24

    You must advise people not to go into interview room without a solicitor and preferably no comment and plead not guilty try to get your own solicitor not duty solicitor

    • @hypalegendzyt6819
      @hypalegendzyt6819 Рік тому +1

      My duty solicitor was actually good proper good bloke guess I got lucky

    • @edforbes1563
      @edforbes1563 7 місяців тому

      ​@@hypalegendzyt6819yeah you got lucky mate! But any representation is better than none. Nothing wrong with answering no comment to everything. People seem to think that makes you look guilty, but fuck that. Less you say the better.

  • @noelgordon8941
    @noelgordon8941 3 роки тому +2

    Respect bro my brother was set up and now doing Ten Years your information will help me to help him

  • @RLCerty
    @RLCerty 4 роки тому +10

    “Why u gonna go on a wing where all the ops are gonna be?? 🤨🤨🤨🤨” 😂😂😂😂

  • @brad1740
    @brad1740 4 роки тому +4

    Wise words brother ... take heed people, trust me jail is a dangerous waste of time .

  • @pokeaman1645
    @pokeaman1645 4 роки тому +33

    Hey Bruv good information and insight. I've been to a few jails in Scotland not much different from English jails. My advice to anyone doing a sentence firstly keep your eyes and ears open and your mouth shut. Don't get involved in business unless you can back it up with strength because some wanker will always try it on. Stay out of joining gangs because it just brings trouble to your door. You can never fully relax in jail as you have to have your wits about you at all times. It's cool if you can get a cellmate and you like each other makes life behind the door much easier. I was not allowed to go to work as they said I was high risk so I got a job as a passman he is the guy who looks after the landing works in the survery dishing out the food. The best advice I can give is don't get into the position in the first place.
    Enjoyed your video. M

    • @ayoaye2276
      @ayoaye2276 3 роки тому

      just do what I did and bully guys and call the shots

    • @jimgolding82
      @jimgolding82 2 роки тому +4

      @@ayoaye2276 never happened haha

    • @Unknownclipz21
      @Unknownclipz21 Рік тому

      @@jimgolding82 fr

  • @neongirluk
    @neongirluk 3 роки тому +5

    Magistrates is 6 months for a single offense with a maximum of 1 year with more than 1 different offenses in single hearing. A Crown court can sentence you from anything even under a year to life with no tariff. Hope this helps.

    • @AlfredTheBrave
      @AlfredTheBrave 2 роки тому

      nah magistrates is anything under 2 years and crown court can be anything

    • @ElizRued
      @ElizRued Рік тому

      Hi what offenses can get you 10 months or a year of jail time?

  • @kitpimp
    @kitpimp 2 роки тому +4

    VERY USEFUL TIP OF ADVICE - They HAVE to inform you of your right to a solicitor - Ask for the duty solicitor, or they will crucify you thinking its in your best interest to tell "your side" and they will try and do you!

  • @glyntaylor3880
    @glyntaylor3880 4 роки тому +3

    He's Talking about tics taken into consideration on the police cell ceiling...its basically telling you do you have other crimes that will come back on you if so admit the crimes and we will take them into consideration when charging you that you don't get extra time because you admitted the crimes

  • @Mark-hb9xy
    @Mark-hb9xy 9 місяців тому

    You are right. There is no time to go to jail. You come across as an intelligent young man. I do hope you have stayed out of trouble and continue to do so.

  • @chaser5463
    @chaser5463 3 роки тому +2

    Very insightful 👏🏿👌🏾, keep up the work my brudda. Always has to be a positive from a negative, and you're spitting the positive 💯, blessing keep coming yoir way fella

  • @snipedotgenius
    @snipedotgenius 4 роки тому +11

    Wing cleaner feltham nightingale wing 1999 6months ...made my time so much easier but never again .. don’t go to jail ..

  • @willcarr2436
    @willcarr2436 3 роки тому +4

    I watched that drama Time with Shaun Bean on BBC and I might complain about my life but I’m grateful I’ve never been to Prison. This year it was my first time in hospital with a really bad stomach illness. I would say hospital is better than prison.

    • @jimgolding82
      @jimgolding82 2 роки тому

      ive done jail 6 times and that time programme was one of the most spot on jail shows ive seen.

  • @ashleymaziya5392
    @ashleymaziya5392 4 роки тому +36

    2:05 man said Seseme street bird 😂😂

  • @tonymorph3672
    @tonymorph3672 Місяць тому

    Just got out of a six month stretch at Channings Wood. Wasn’t too bad but the hardest part is being away from family.

  • @bradleyfranklin9683
    @bradleyfranklin9683 4 роки тому +7

    I’m glad UA-cam recommended this, good watch. Fair play to him

  • @user-li2ow7ei2w
    @user-li2ow7ei2w 4 роки тому +14

    make a video about when you were young(around 15 years) or about Feltham for the young people.
    the process from being arrested to ending up in Feltham, or a story from where you were 15 and the arrest and court process.

  • @SW-zh2qn
    @SW-zh2qn 4 роки тому +6

    I read Mike Tyson undisputed truth twice and then sugar ray Robinson autobiography. Anyone going jail learn to read. Keep you out of a lot trouble. This was at pent

  • @ianmetcalfe7389
    @ianmetcalfe7389 Рік тому +7

    It would be good to have a guy like you talking to 1st time offenders going to jail so they know what to expect. I was sentenced to 9 month for my 1st offense and didn't know what to expect. I saw my friend been attacked by a man so I through him off my friend it turned out he was off duty police arresting my friend and I got 9 month.

  • @Mike-tb2wr
    @Mike-tb2wr 4 роки тому +7

    Mandem didn’t know how to move when Jeremy Kyle stopped at 0925

  • @stephenade1427
    @stephenade1427 4 роки тому +35

    “Once it goes to crown court you have to be abit worried” 🤣

  • @80sBaby925
    @80sBaby925 4 роки тому +60

    Cuzzy you mentioned Simpsons and not film 4, film at 9 can be next to best bit of the day LOL 😂😂

    • @paulkemp6314
      @paulkemp6314 4 роки тому +14

      Yes bruv! Film 4 was one thing that got me through a LONG 2 years!! Minor thing 💯🇬🇧✊

    • @Am_i_the_only_one-j1k
      @Am_i_the_only_one-j1k 4 роки тому +13

      Film 4 got me through too, but when the movie’s repeated 😩😩😩😩

    • @darrenblack6882
      @darrenblack6882 4 роки тому

      ,

    • @jackfrance6623
      @jackfrance6623 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah word the wing was a madness still niggas know about cbeebies

    • @user-ni7xd1jf9x
      @user-ni7xd1jf9x 4 роки тому +1

      @@jackfrance6623 😂😂

  • @mistereuro
    @mistereuro 4 роки тому +18

    The food is banging tho.Tesco Value ain't got nothing on cell food.

  • @romeytube26
    @romeytube26 2 роки тому +2

    Before you commit a crime; look at what you have around you. Are you willing to loose it? Then go in the bathroom and sit down 🪑 now can you do that for 23hrs a day for yrs and yrs. You have a house you live in; a house you can leave whenever you want, eat whatever you want within affordability. You prolly got a next gen console and family, maybe a girl or a child don’t throw away for this lifestyle think before you act. 🙏🏾

  • @Thesmokercoaster
    @Thesmokercoaster 3 роки тому +1

    Remember. They can lock the locks but they can't stop the clocks.

  • @LFCzak6
    @LFCzak6 4 роки тому +12

    Have a lot of ogs from the late 80's 90's are a lot of them nitties now? Got told this n wanna know more about how they ended up like that

    • @leonpalmer2429
      @leonpalmer2429 4 роки тому +5

      Back in the day crack was seen as the thing to do . It was basically seen as ' bad man coke' but people back then didnt realise it would turn u into a nitty . Its like the youts who suck balloons bow it was just seen ad the ting to do . Or a lot just wanted to mentally escape the roads

    • @LFCzak6
      @LFCzak6 4 роки тому

      @@leonpalmer2429 mad still, yeah thought it would be cos a lot of man suffered from ptsd from what they saw init, smoking w&b was to escape reality of the roads im guessing

    • @LFCzak6
      @LFCzak6 4 роки тому +1

      @@leonpalmer2429 wouldn't of thought crack was ever seen as a the in thing tho maybe sniff yeah but crack thats mad

    • @leonpalmer2429
      @leonpalmer2429 4 роки тому +5

      @@LFCzak6 yea back in the jungle raves nuff man dem used to bun a crack spliff . Like i said people just saw it a coke for the roads . Some man escaped it and others turned nittys .

    • @LFCzak6
      @LFCzak6 4 роки тому

      @@leonpalmer2429 crazy bro

  • @mmsmith3341
    @mmsmith3341 4 роки тому +31

    Do video on how to deal with sexual frustrations, avoiding rape if they do that in prison still and lastly people sleeping with female guards/officers

    • @johnandrews4144
      @johnandrews4144 4 роки тому

      ?? IF THEY STILL DO THAT IN PRISON,,,!!!!!! something you need to tell us lol

    • @BigC1290
      @BigC1290 4 роки тому

      That's definitely still happening fr

    • @mmsmith3341
      @mmsmith3341 4 роки тому +1

      @@Tan-ns2hr beauty is in the eye of the beholder. what is ugly to you may be nice to someone else

    • @dapperdank3701
      @dapperdank3701 3 роки тому +1

      There was a beautiful prison officer in Scrubs 2017, A wing... she was gorgeous, blonde, 9/10 easy.

    • @aleksanderblinn4492
      @aleksanderblinn4492 3 роки тому

      They proper flaunt it and lap up the attention. Female guards are used to calm difficult prisoners or they just listen to them rather then a male guard. Also after years in prison and pumping weights your testosterone rockets and any woman even an old one will make ur soldier stand up solid

  • @grenvilleman
    @grenvilleman 3 роки тому +3

    I just did 1.5 years on remand then released with no charge. Half of that during covid. I'm tellin yah, it's miserable in prison right now. I was lucky as I was the passman so door open all day. The rest of the inmates are just banged up 23.5 hours a day and are losing the will to live.

    • @chynapo2270
      @chynapo2270 2 роки тому +3

      Did you get compensated if not you could be owed alot of money

  • @samsammi7148
    @samsammi7148 4 роки тому +2

    Always wanted to do a video bout jail..now u done it bro sick video

  • @xgodblesx
    @xgodblesx 4 роки тому +26

    As a youngster we talking 1987, I went to Camberwell Court. I didn't realise I was going jail. They had the sweat box parked up right outside the door.
    They called my name and said Feltham, I said no, the screw said yes, I was pissed.
    First thing I saw when I went there, was a White yoot get boxed up for his backy and private spends.
    At that time the wings were named after birds, I was on Raven wing then went onto Kestral wing. Imagine, 23 hour bang up with no telly, man got stomach ache from drinking the sink water, because man was thirsty.
    Trust me young men, jail is loooong.

  • @andrewspires2730
    @andrewspires2730 4 роки тому +6

    We need people like you in government

  • @rovd4433
    @rovd4433 3 роки тому +3

    Thank you for your informative review and advice. May God bless you. I personally have never gone to prison and I'm not expecting myself going there because I'm a very careful person.
    However , without naming anyone, I know someone who is is very high risk prisoner because he was an extremely dangerous warlord that killed thousands in Africa. He has escaped from prison before in the US for a different case. His son was 28 and is currently doing 97yrs in US federal prison. The fact is, he is going to die locked up in UK so there's no further for him out of prison. He was locked up at 64 for 50yrs with 6yrs deduction for time being locked up during trial making it 44yrs tariff. He's located at Frankland prison in England county Durham, category A.
    Please could you give me an idea if he would be in a single cell or in a shared cell together with others?
    What would you say is daily life like in category A prison. I'm not sure you've been to such prison but I think you might throw a little light on things for me. Thank you bro.

  • @jaykay8295
    @jaykay8295 4 роки тому +6

    Bro I thought you were Derek Chisora for a second! Lol

  • @lmk3182
    @lmk3182 4 роки тому +28

    When you got videos all on socials claiming your gang how could it ever be snitching to claim your gang in prison it’s not a secret 🤣

  • @bigestmeme367
    @bigestmeme367 4 роки тому +3

    u got a blanket and mattress in holding i just got a thin paper sheet and a metal bench

  • @crunchy410
    @crunchy410 4 роки тому +9

    Thank for that Bobby I mite be looking at a 4 year sentence hopefully so the information was quite helpful big up.

    • @derekblack8084
      @derekblack8084 4 роки тому +1

      ,

    • @chrislonge3343
      @chrislonge3343 4 роки тому +4

      Best advice I can give u is make sure your ready to fight is because someone will always wanna try you if your coming in jail with some outside clothes or a stereo. Win or lose fight your heart out or I guarantee the rest of your time time will be horrible.

    • @proflow9735
      @proflow9735 4 роки тому

      Why?

    • @aleksanderblinn4492
      @aleksanderblinn4492 3 роки тому

      @@proflow9735 he got sentenced to life for murder man

  • @QuakerRaze
    @QuakerRaze 2 роки тому +2

    Thanks for this video, it's very informative. How do I sign up and get arrested so I can go to prison for a few years? It doesn't seem bad. I don't have to pay bills, there's a roof over my head and I get food.

  • @donz4real
    @donz4real 4 роки тому +2

    I an elder now, but if inn awaiting pre sentance reports..there is a way u can hopefully get out.. pherhaps then more time.. these probation people don't usually come in that month normally, so gotta go back to hmp.. I will make a vid.. worked well 4 me..I walked straight out of court

  • @justluke8836
    @justluke8836 3 роки тому +2

    When I was in Norwich I remember a young lad came in and it got around he had plugged a phone and some brown, he refused to get it out so a few of the big boys had him over the toilet holding him whilst trying to remover stuff with spoons.

    • @joebloggs9239
      @joebloggs9239 3 роки тому

      Rubbish

    • @justluke8836
      @justluke8836 3 роки тому +1

      @@joebloggs9239 it's not rubbish at all but you were there wasn't you. 😂

  • @krisztianomboli3972
    @krisztianomboli3972 3 роки тому +1

    You don't need to be worried before going to court.....you need to be worried before doing a crime....

  • @kartikrayavarapu2044
    @kartikrayavarapu2044 4 роки тому +2

    Prison in the UK seems like luxery compared to prison in the USA

  • @escherpainting8622
    @escherpainting8622 2 роки тому

    "sick and tired of feeling sick and tired?" is what you were thinking of at the beginning lol

  • @StatickszUk
    @StatickszUk 4 роки тому +55

    sesame Street bird🤣🤣🤣

  • @starman1900
    @starman1900 3 роки тому +6

    You bumped into your cousin in prison? What a great family you come from🤣

  • @brandonfouts4074
    @brandonfouts4074 3 роки тому +2

    You seem very honest. Glad to subscribe.

  • @eliwilliams3169
    @eliwilliams3169 3 роки тому +1

    My husband went to jail straight from the police station on remand he was remanded for 6 months in hmp Birmingham cat B then when he was charged he was sent to featherstone for 8 years

    • @chynapo2270
      @chynapo2270 2 роки тому

      Omg 8 years thats ages …

    • @hypalegendzyt6819
      @hypalegendzyt6819 Рік тому

      I was lucky I didn’t get remanded last year it was horrible

  • @xxNeg
    @xxNeg 4 роки тому +3

    UA-cam algorithm really tryna drop me hints

  • @Oz20837
    @Oz20837 Рік тому

    Thanks for this video, your a very wise man.

  • @mistereuro
    @mistereuro 4 роки тому +25

    Saying what gang you belong to is not snitching, you're American friend who arrived to that conclusion is misguided.

    • @derekblack8084
      @derekblack8084 4 роки тому

      ,

    • @LSK1991
      @LSK1991 4 роки тому +3

      In america if u admit to being in a gang u get prison time just for that in my part of england they ask what area ur from and if u have any problems with people from other areas

    • @americaninsurgent4403
      @americaninsurgent4403 4 роки тому +1

      Nah that’s how they view it here... if you debrief you have to tell them what gang you’re in and debriefing means you snitch to leave the wing and get transferred to a safer part of the prison with all the other snitches and the sex offenders, gay people, disabled people etc. People who think they’re gonna get killed or they’re in too much debt do it.

  • @ronburgindee
    @ronburgindee 3 роки тому +1

    Cool story bro seems like your whole life revolves around prison

  • @BigC1290
    @BigC1290 4 роки тому +5

    God forbid jail but this is very interesting to know still

  • @bungle3912
    @bungle3912 4 роки тому +29

    I love your videos, but turn the TV off next time. There’s noise in the background that’s really loud.

    • @derekblack8084
      @derekblack8084 4 роки тому

      ,

    • @wagwan6248
      @wagwan6248 4 роки тому +4

      I didn’t even notice it

    • @irielion3748
      @irielion3748 4 роки тому

      Get a microphone, innit? He's done enough videos now to invest in some decent equipment.

  • @avfck3536
    @avfck3536 4 роки тому +18

    Freedom is a must my Gs

  • @aprillondon11
    @aprillondon11 4 роки тому +1

    Oh my god! Rob! I’m so happy to see you’re doing well yaya 🤗

  • @terryturns9646
    @terryturns9646 4 роки тому

    was in a motorbike crash and a coma and suffered brain damage that isnt noticiable by looking at me, I wLk ok, im very unstable on my legs but its hard to reconoce, im wobly and my balance and corordanation is terrible, my body goes I to panic and spasms of things move to fast near me but I look like your average guy so im oviously unable to or defend myself as a fight is a perfect fast confusing tiger to cause a spam or a fall due to my condition from the crash, now here is the hard bit im going to prison very soon in uk for at least 3 Years, I Gear theres confliced even if your normal.and keep yourself to yourself, what advice would anyone who has done time give me and what to do if somone tried to put it on me, as before the crash I would just defend myself how Will I get threw this time the best way, any advice would be great, thanks again

  • @leftshithater7666
    @leftshithater7666 4 роки тому

    New to the channel fella and its educational, good stuff ,bless 🙏

  • @1987jugernaut
    @1987jugernaut 4 роки тому +3

    The only thing I’m worried about is that I snore so can i appeal for solitary confinement?

    • @SlapRoundTheChops
      @SlapRoundTheChops 4 роки тому

      I snore like a trooper but I didn’t have any problems

    • @1987jugernaut
      @1987jugernaut 4 роки тому +1

      @@SlapRoundTheChops on a serious note why is that then? Ie have you a reputation for fighting is that why you didn’t have any issues?

    • @SlapRoundTheChops
      @SlapRoundTheChops 4 роки тому +2

      @@1987jugernaut - not at all mate. I’m 6ft 3” but I was in with fairly decent lads. First one was a junkie and his attitude changed like the wind but he didn’t give me any lip... the second one was just an old burglar who was a good laugh... it is a shithole and I’m not going back but it wasn’t the end of the world. Just got to get out and sort your shit out

  • @berlinocelot
    @berlinocelot Рік тому +1

    Did 15 months in Cardiff HMP. Prison is a totally male dominated environment so the rules outside don't apply there. Try to learn and understand this quick. It's really important. Never try to be somebody you aren't. Guys who run the wings got no time whatsoever for fakers or wannabe badmen. Be yourself and do not get out of line in any situation. Keep your mouth shut at all times unless spoken to. Top boys come talk to you? Talk back respectfully, honestly but give them nothing. Be a grey guy. No emotion. Just honest. Proper raw guys will test you to see what you're about and if you're too animated they will clock you and then you will be on their radar. That's not good. End of the day I think prison is a bit like a cat. If it's chilling, leave it alone. If it comes to chill with you, give it a cheeky smoothe. Basically, you can't control it so behaviour is everything.

  • @josephtheunitedkingdom7677
    @josephtheunitedkingdom7677 4 роки тому +2

    If you wanna do crime do it on your own because your not gonna snitch on yourself! Stay Safe Gangsters!

  • @12345678910francis
    @12345678910francis 3 роки тому +3

    Everyone watching this including me were going jail lol first time for me and this video gonna help me out appreciate it!!

    • @BirthOfAnEmceeTV
      @BirthOfAnEmceeTV 3 роки тому +1

      Could be wrong but I've a feeling you gonna take some time to settle in

  • @minigrande1939
    @minigrande1939 4 роки тому +6

    I have not been to prison for 11 years I hear that smoking is banned from all parts of prisons.. Wow I don't smoke I used to see people seriously hurt others for rizla. Induction wing must be crazy with the stress

  • @ReturnoftheHairline
    @ReturnoftheHairline 4 роки тому +1

    Man said sesame street bird lool, love your videos bro keep it up

  • @NoName-rc6fd
    @NoName-rc6fd 4 роки тому +2

    Custody is long been 5 time's i just always ask for a few books

  • @alexandrahall1886
    @alexandrahall1886 2 роки тому

    I'm sure when I went magistrate court max was 3 yrs that was back 92 I did bird from Oct 92 to march 94 on and off did all my sentences in holloway apart from 3 days before my release on first sentence they shipped me to bullwood hall.

  • @nohatenohypenohatenohype9779
    @nohatenohypenohatenohype9779 4 роки тому +1

    Why is the very first time you appear at court it is only to confirm your full name and address?! .....the answer to that question is more deep and intricately important than most care to learn!!.

  • @alihoque2872
    @alihoque2872 4 роки тому +3

    If your sick and tired of being sick and tired

  • @chynapo2270
    @chynapo2270 2 роки тому

    Thanks for mentioning the phone thing were they only have 10 mins

  • @gazaniali2229
    @gazaniali2229 4 роки тому +4

    I remember my first time 18 I was giving bare stare downs and started slapping big men up

    • @aleksanderblinn4492
      @aleksanderblinn4492 3 роки тому +2

      The eyes were my biggest weapon as well. If someones staring at you stare at their shoes then straight up at them and dont look away

  • @user77777rr
    @user77777rr 3 роки тому +1

    Prison in the UK sounds great compared to prison in Spain

  • @TINYbabyKLAPPA
    @TINYbabyKLAPPA 4 роки тому +11

    What does calas mean bro i swear down, i hear this word all the time

  • @aidanfitzgerald4372
    @aidanfitzgerald4372 4 роки тому +1

    This video was a proper banger, big up

  • @niall7439
    @niall7439 4 роки тому +2

    I'm answering charges on 26th 😬 back to Norwich

  • @donz4real
    @donz4real 4 роки тому

    True, but awhile b4 this era, it was clean 23hr bang up. In that 1 hour it's a pop out for food, association, and food. Lol, getting a job.. huge waiting.. be out by that time unless ur doing a very hot min

  • @terryturns9646
    @terryturns9646 4 роки тому

    I was in a motorbike crash and a coma and suffered brain damage that isnt noticiable by looking at me, I walk ok, im very unstable on my legs but its hard to reconise, im wobly and my balance and corordanation is terrible, my body goes Into panic and spasms of things move to fast near me but I look like your average guy so im oviously unable to or defend myself as a fight is a perfect fast confusing senario to cause a spasm or a fall due to my condition from the crash, now here is the hard bit im going to prison very soon in uk for at least 3 Years, I no theres confliced even if your normal.and to keep yourself to yourself, what advice would anyone who has done time give me and what to do if somone tried to put it on me, as before the crash I would just defend myself how Will I get threw this time the best way, any advice would be great, thanks again

  • @SUPAWAVE4LIFE
    @SUPAWAVE4LIFE 4 роки тому +1

    nah FR the uni student ple works... but don't get caught out in the first place....

  • @jamesthomas7433
    @jamesthomas7433 2 роки тому

    Do they have different sweatboxs for cat As

  • @LRS7B
    @LRS7B 4 роки тому +5

    Caught with a *knife* and *Pepper Spray,* gets blessed with a suspended sentence and then gets caught carrying a knife again! *MUG!!* You deserve jail!!

    • @rhards
      @rhards 4 роки тому +2

      knifes should be legal to carry

    • @jak4403
      @jak4403 4 роки тому +1

      Sometimes when you have nothing nice to say .SHUT IT

    • @aleksanderblinn4492
      @aleksanderblinn4492 3 роки тому

      @@rhards they are

  • @drillgossip7506
    @drillgossip7506 4 роки тому +3

    So is feltham a youth jail?

    • @user-gq5qo6fh3j
      @user-gq5qo6fh3j 4 роки тому +1

      Yh and is probably the worst cause that’s we’re bullying happens

  • @rkenzo17
    @rkenzo17 4 роки тому +3

    Prison sounds to comfy this is supposed to be for criminals

    • @BigC1290
      @BigC1290 4 роки тому +3

      It's actually not though real life experience is different than someone explaining it to you but I didn't sound so to me

  • @samuraid3574
    @samuraid3574 4 роки тому +2

    The uni ting saved me from jail, got community service

    • @jacobbrown8201
      @jacobbrown8201 4 роки тому

      What for

    • @samuraid3574
      @samuraid3574 4 роки тому +1

      @@jacobbrown8201 possession of class b with intent to supply and possession of bladed article in public place

    • @jacobbrown8201
      @jacobbrown8201 4 роки тому

      @@samuraid3574 seen I got class b hope I get the same

    • @samuraid3574
      @samuraid3574 4 роки тому

      @@jacobbrown8201 if it goes magistrates, you might buss it, did you say it was for personal use?

    • @jacobbrown8201
      @jacobbrown8201 4 роки тому +1

      @@samuraid3574 intent to supply bro, been told it’s going to be a crown court case

  • @Potionette81
    @Potionette81 3 роки тому

    People might not be able to see into those buses, but you can certainly hear the prisoners banging and yelling. I work in a prison and the other day I thought a Serco bus was going to tip over, as the charmers were so manic.

  • @attrxctx
    @attrxctx 4 роки тому +2

    why this don look like a bolo e1 3x3

  • @TheKraftykid
    @TheKraftykid 2 роки тому

    do they freeze your bank accounts?

  • @riley23.53
    @riley23.53 4 роки тому +1

    I got arrested in Scotland for drugs My first time ever going court in March I got bail but I have to go back at some point what do you lot think the outcome will be ??

    • @anshai5512
      @anshai5512 4 роки тому

      Did you get caught red handed

    • @certi1872
      @certi1872 4 роки тому +1

      Depends how much & if you got previous

    • @ross721983
      @ross721983 4 роки тому

      Depends how much you got caught with, how you got caught, what drug you got caught with, is it intent to supply or just possession etc

    • @hypalegendzyt6819
      @hypalegendzyt6819 Рік тому

      Probs suspended mate

  • @kendricklamar2047
    @kendricklamar2047 4 роки тому +7

    If you choose Love Island over MoTD I don't think jail is for you.

  • @marioftw6182
    @marioftw6182 4 роки тому

    Shout out from New York you niggas in the us are doing your thing respect

  • @LouisFMJ
    @LouisFMJ 3 роки тому

    I got caught with a knife I’m under investigation now I have no previous and no recollection of even having the knife I was blackout drunk passed out on the road when police come to assist me they found it on me. Do you think I’ll go to prison or get a suspended sentence

    • @dafs7072
      @dafs7072 2 роки тому

      You go to prison or it get dropped?

  • @juniorjones79
    @juniorjones79 3 роки тому +1

    Its brutal just like shawshank redemption. Get a good poster of rita hayworth an dig a good hole.