Now THAT'S what I call psychological warfare, lol! A wonderful romp of a story that had me laughing all the way through it. In the book "The Art Of War", Sun Tzu said "The supreme art of war is to subdue your enemy without fighting." Of course, having your enemy jumping to insanely wild conclusions concerning how unbelievably formidable you are without confirming said conclusions never hurts, lol!
If we're including medical intervention, we do "regenerate" limbs from the viewpoint of an outside observer. They're made out of metal or plastic and can be shot at without causing blood loss.
There are species of ants that also make casts or even perform surgical amputations on one another depending on where the damage is and what can be done
Each injury only makes them stronger 😂 both kinda true with the saying: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger AND as if we're all Sayajins. 😂 Great Story
its odd how in this type of stories species with exoskeletons always are like" damn, my exoskeleton just cracked. i guess ill be living with this incurable gap on my chitin shell, good thing it wasn't bigger or would've died" when in reality exoskeletons do regenerate at some extent. especially on juveniles before molting.
Dietenacious earth is a soft powdery crystallin that cuts open the exoskeleton and dries out the bugs they die of dehydration. Works for spiders fleas ticks bedbugs roaches mites anything with a exoskeleton. Safe for us though you can even eat it food grade from health food store. I had the brilliant idea to take the collection canister off the vacuum and go over the dusted carpet so the cloud of DE would be thoroughly spread out when it settled. It worked I only had to run from the cloud seven times. The powder is unpleasant in your eyes oh and breathing powder is unpleasant too. Didn't have any bugs for a year when my niece vacuumed.
Lol, ok you guys… To quote Kung Fu Panda “ This story is just Pure Awesomeness “! 😂 Four thumbs up 👍👍👍👍👍 I know that was five, I was to busy laughing and my thumb twitched 😊
Thanks for posting this funny story! There is actually a lot of truth to the info about our ability to heal and our medical care to enhance the healing process. Most Earth life forms have some regenerative capabilities. Sadly, the process becomes less effective as we age.
Now THAT'S what I call psychological warfare, lol! A wonderful romp of a story that had me laughing all the way through it. In the book "The Art Of War", Sun Tzu said "The supreme art of war is to subdue your enemy without fighting." Of course, having your enemy jumping to insanely wild conclusions concerning how unbelievably formidable you are without confirming said conclusions never hurts, lol!
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The friggin paperwork.....
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If we're including medical intervention, we do "regenerate" limbs from the viewpoint of an outside observer. They're made out of metal or plastic and can be shot at without causing blood loss.
Just wait until they see how we fix broken joints by applying endoprostesis 😂
Love listening to these stories with my son. Brings us closer together, thank you!!
This would make a hilarious mini movie!
Not just humans make casts on earth. There are spiders that reset broken legs and then use spider silk to cast it. So yeah it’s a Deathworld thing.
There are species of ants that also make casts or even perform surgical amputations on one another depending on where the damage is and what can be done
Each injury only makes them stronger 😂 both kinda true with the saying: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger AND as if we're all Sayajins. 😂 Great Story
Love this humor that pokes fun at the over-the-top sci fi stories.
Truly LOVE the humor in your stories! Very nice job! You gained a subscriber! Much Love and Respect to you, from Quebec, Canada 🇨🇦⚜️
Another story that all but had me rolling on the floor laughing .
I nearly woke my mom by laughing so loudly!
oh i love the Chen family so much.
This is hilarious, I luv it!
Wohooo Another very entertaining story😂😂
Quick question: How can you create an Intergalactic incident when you are already at war with said Race? It was a fun story.
its odd how in this type of stories species with exoskeletons always are like" damn, my exoskeleton just cracked. i guess ill be living with this incurable gap on my chitin shell, good thing it wasn't bigger or would've died" when in reality exoskeletons do regenerate at some extent. especially on juveniles before molting.
Dietenacious earth is a soft powdery crystallin that cuts open the exoskeleton and dries out the bugs they die of dehydration. Works for spiders fleas ticks bedbugs roaches mites anything with a exoskeleton. Safe for us though you can even eat it food grade from health food store. I had the brilliant idea to take the collection canister off the vacuum and go over the dusted carpet so the cloud of DE would be thoroughly spread out when it settled. It worked I only had to run from the cloud seven times. The powder is unpleasant in your eyes oh and breathing powder is unpleasant too. Didn't have any bugs for a year when my niece vacuumed.
Absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂😂
Lol, ok you guys… To quote Kung Fu Panda “ This story is just Pure Awesomeness “! 😂 Four thumbs up 👍👍👍👍👍
I know that was five, I was to busy laughing and my thumb twitched 😊
Thanks for posting this funny story! There is actually a lot of truth to the info about our ability to heal and our medical care to enhance the healing process. Most Earth life forms have some regenerative capabilities. Sadly, the process becomes less effective as we age.
I think the best part about this is how many of those "absurd human healing capabilities" are technically true
Now that was a fun story. Thank you.
Yep that's me you're wondering why am I going to hear my leg is broken well it's a long story
Fucking awesome story. I laughed very hard out loud several times.
Thanks!
This is why you should never skip "Leg Day"
OH MY GOD i can not stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 awesome story
Good one! Really funny :)
Okay, this might be another A.I read story, but I don't care. Only a minute in and I'm already laughing 😂 😂
God, I was laughing through the whole story
Thanks, this was enjoyable 😂
I'm laughing while watching
Bloody briliant
Then they proceeded to hunt humans, regular humans that is and did pain experiments on them just to realize they died almost immediately. 😂😂😂
😅great stuff
Best laugh I've had all week. 😂🤣
Great story, I love this kind of story line
Whine. Wine is for later. :P
Very funny.
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