Keir Starmer ft. Tony B & Jezza - Guilty Conscience

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  • @PoliticsJOE
    @PoliticsJOE  3 роки тому +74

    Subscribe to our channel for more mash ups.

    • @jacklewis3803
      @jacklewis3803 3 роки тому +4

      Been subscribed since the day you made the channel ✌

    • @charlievardar1330
      @charlievardar1330 3 роки тому +3

      Oh, Joe! Are you writing your music yourself. I might disagree with a lot, like: "the man who lost to bacon sandwich" - he actually lost to Corbyn, which is sad! You'd expect that the leader of a party would loose to the party opposite, not to a co-member. Who on his own parliamentary elections, will help and support the election of Johnson!
      But you this video definitely made the sale for your channel.

  • @mx.blavery9505
    @mx.blavery9505 3 роки тому +275

    "What are you actually gonna do?"
    "...I don't know."

    • @rickyj5547
      @rickyj5547 3 роки тому +1

      Rather vote UKIP.

    • @BigJunnySoprano69
      @BigJunnySoprano69 3 роки тому +7

      @@rickyj5547 they're basically dead at this point lol. Lost all of their councils in the local election.

  • @Anchor0690
    @Anchor0690 3 роки тому +269

    What you actually gonna do? "I don't know". That was awesome.

  • @RankinMsP
    @RankinMsP Рік тому +30

    The constant 'I falter'
    Genius

  • @craigl0902
    @craigl0902 3 роки тому +149

    "Get out of my pub" love it!

    • @michaelmcleod8598
      @michaelmcleod8598 3 роки тому +2

      By an anti lockdown nut who invited him in to make himself famous

    • @ryanredmond87
      @ryanredmond87 3 роки тому

      @@michaelmcleod8598 brilliant isn’t it,love to see starmer embarrassed like that,now the loon is backing more covid measures.out of boris and starmer I sadly would prefer to keep boris,better the devil you know and all that

    • @michaelmcleod8598
      @michaelmcleod8598 3 роки тому +1

      @@ryanredmond87 So you would rather keep a guy that broke election promises on tax, pensions and HS2. A guy who overseen the handing of billions of pounds worth of tax payers money to chums and donors in the form of PPE contracts. A guy tried to change the rules to get a corrupt MP off the hook, a guy who rewards party donors with peerages, a guy who constantly lies, a guy who made it illegal to visit dying relatives in hospital but hosted parties in his home, a guy who has put a border in the Irish Sea despite saying he would never do that, a guy who said let the bodies pile high about covid victims. Up to you who you vote for but you must be easily pleased.

    • @ryanredmond87
      @ryanredmond87 3 роки тому

      @@michaelmcleod8598 wouldnt vote for starmer or boris if I had a gun pointed at me.
      There’s no denying boris is worse but as I said better the devil you know.
      Starmer being less shit than boris is no justification to deserve power and when we have the worst prime minister of all time by a country mile, we really deserve better opposition and for that ,starmer doesn’t ever deserve power.
      he wouldn’t bring about any real change anyway,he either abstains or supports tories,
      sure he would lie a bit less,break a few less laws,but for the little people ,our lives wouldn’t actually improve so stick to the status quo, can only hope it’s time for Lib Dem’s comeback ,or green to even get popular ,possibly a plaid/snp coalition.if tories and Labour at their worst of all time still doesn’t bring in some votes for the smaller parties then they really need to give up trying

    • @michaelmcleod8598
      @michaelmcleod8598 3 роки тому

      @@ryanredmond87 You are making a lot of assumptions about Keir Starmer. I have no allegiance to him but I recall the Lib Dems backing David Cameron's ideological austerity and things like the bedroom tax whilst cutting tax on the richest people in the country. The only feasible alternative to the corrupt Conservatives is a Labour or Labour/ Lib Dem alliance. Personally I think Starmer is intelligent and honest whilst Boris is incompetent and dishonest.

  • @matthewpotter1365
    @matthewpotter1365 3 роки тому +25

    Blair snorting 🤣

  • @sama2086
    @sama2086 3 роки тому +38

    "Fuck that, don't be a drip" is 100% something mandleson would say tbh

  • @richmanCFC
    @richmanCFC 3 роки тому +15

    Hey man, just found your channel, this was my 3rd video. Wow what a job man, absolutely brilliant. I’m subscribing now and going to watch few more. This was so funny 💙

  • @jesssilver4244
    @jesssilver4244 3 місяці тому +6

    Haters will say its edited

  • @LuzdoSol00
    @LuzdoSol00 3 роки тому +14

    I hear something this morning.
    Where Keir Stamer? He is not here, he is on the fence. ,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    " Get out of my pub" iconic!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @steven161183
    @steven161183 6 місяців тому +7

    This is absolutely incredible. Take a bow 😂😂😂

  • @BGD-c9i
    @BGD-c9i Рік тому +5

    good one

  • @zartoon7534
    @zartoon7534 3 роки тому +97

    What a truly great song, now we just need a Matt Hancock one!

    • @king2.0smods17
      @king2.0smods17 3 роки тому +5

      One Night in Hancock (One Night in Bangkok) ought to do it. After that, we could use a Rishi Sunak one to complete the set, so to speak.

    • @m.k.s.7417
      @m.k.s.7417 2 роки тому

      @@king2.0smods17 **What was he: "rode with a strap _on"?? So sorry.

  • @gooner72
    @gooner72 3 роки тому +15

    Top work fella.... like it!

  • @DirtyJokesFan
    @DirtyJokesFan 3 роки тому +19

    You lot kill it every time.👊🏾

  • @LOSERSCHOSEISLAM
    @LOSERSCHOSEISLAM 5 місяців тому +3

    GENIUS EDITING..👍✅

  • @MrSatnavatron
    @MrSatnavatron 3 роки тому +20

    THIS HAS BECOME MY MORNING RITUAL

  • @KarakuraNinja
    @KarakuraNinja 3 роки тому +146

    Corbyn speeches are so high energy and intelligent, Starmer just sounds dry and empty. Idk what he believes in.

    • @magnuscliffard4631
      @magnuscliffard4631 3 роки тому +15

      Remember when Corbyn read out “big moment here” from the autocue!

    • @sebastianharrison5575
      @sebastianharrison5575 3 роки тому +13

      Corbyn and intelligent?

    • @eldrago19
      @eldrago19 3 роки тому +2

      @@magnuscliffard4631 Well it certainly showed that he was authentic.

    • @larkeyyy4942
      @larkeyyy4942 3 роки тому +9

      @Tory Boy your name is literally tory boy be quiet

    • @larkeyyy4942
      @larkeyyy4942 3 роки тому +15

      @Tory Boy 6 of the 8 recessions since 1945 have been under the tories. good cherry picking though

  • @simplesimonhadapie
    @simplesimonhadapie 3 роки тому +8

    Top work!

  • @MRJB5523
    @MRJB5523 3 роки тому +58

    Keir, Corbyn and Blair in the same video. Very funny, but what's the original song?

  • @ohiotiktoker
    @ohiotiktoker 6 місяців тому +9

    Who’s here after Keir is our new prime minister?
    👇

  • @StrongandStable17
    @StrongandStable17 3 роки тому +6

    Excellent!

  • @the_roman_historian3647
    @the_roman_historian3647 3 роки тому +10

    At this point the bloody bacon sandwich itself would do a better job at leading labour then kier

  • @jonathancooper4914
    @jonathancooper4914 3 роки тому +7

    Fantastic! I love it!

  • @BunyanaRed1958
    @BunyanaRed1958 3 роки тому +6

    Outstanding.

  • @johnpower29
    @johnpower29 3 роки тому +4

    This may be the best one yet😆

  • @adelaidedupont9017
    @adelaidedupont9017 3 роки тому +2

    1:10 - an honest and humbling moment for Starmer [and for us].

  • @Brellowcrop
    @Brellowcrop 3 роки тому +1

    So good - loved the get out of my pub bit

  • @BritishEmpireV2.0
    @BritishEmpireV2.0 3 роки тому +4

    Get out of my pub 😂

  • @AlexanderLewis15
    @AlexanderLewis15 3 роки тому +6

    This is amazing

  • @hello150
    @hello150 3 роки тому +3

    This is brilliant!

  • @OverratedRichards101
    @OverratedRichards101 3 роки тому +16

    Thank you for this. Keep Corbyn coming

  • @chriswatson3464
    @chriswatson3464 7 місяців тому +5

    00:11 he decides to say his dad was a toolmaker every day.

  • @TheWatcher369
    @TheWatcher369 3 роки тому +3

    Thank you for another great entertaining video.As usual I am lmfao 😂🤣😂💯

  • @DKMAXDJ
    @DKMAXDJ 3 роки тому +4

    Amazing :)

  • @sallyjones4557
    @sallyjones4557 6 місяців тому +2

    Who ever does these videos is amazing!!! absoutely brilliant and so funny hahahahhahahahahaa!!!! especially as corbyn and blair back on the scene!!!

  • @cherrytop6966
    @cherrytop6966 3 роки тому +1

    This is my favourite for some reason

  • @JG-vj7lm
    @JG-vj7lm 6 місяців тому

    Its Mish's mum saying he's just repeating himself again that gets me lol 😂

  • @pamills66
    @pamills66 3 роки тому +1

    At this weeks PMQs he asked same six questions about Matt Hancock and all not answered. As a symbol of unity he and entire Labour Party should of walked out like SNP did I past, leave tories alone to dictate amongst themselves.

  • @JonGUK
    @JonGUK 2 роки тому +1

    This is excellent. Very funny, but very accurate.

  • @fingerscrossed2453
    @fingerscrossed2453 3 роки тому +3

    Back on form!
    Starmer has utterly failed to challenge absolutely *anything* since being the "leader" of the "opposition". He's betrayed everyone - not just the working class.

    • @Jarmint
      @Jarmint 3 роки тому +1

      he also went back on all his promises that got him elected in the first place

  • @unatwomey7112
    @unatwomey7112 2 роки тому +2

    A classic.

  • @Cogniscent1
    @Cogniscent1 Рік тому

    Very funny, and it gets at a truth about the principals and the principles.

  • @nicola8900
    @nicola8900 3 роки тому

    Joe, you are amazing x

  • @discoquiggy
    @discoquiggy 3 роки тому +1

    Peter Mandelson man 😂😂😂😂

  • @MsGnor
    @MsGnor 5 місяців тому

    frickin masterpeas!

  • @MrMojoRisin71
    @MrMojoRisin71 3 роки тому +12

    Blair is more machine now than man. Twisted and evil.

    • @DFandV
      @DFandV 3 роки тому +1

      Blair singlehandledy destroyed the party.

  • @ithom8048
    @ithom8048 3 роки тому +15

    This is genius corbyn the angel and Tony Blair the devil feels so right

  • @magnuscliffard4631
    @magnuscliffard4631 3 роки тому +1

    Keir Starmer will not resign if Labour loses Batley & Spen. However, there could be another interesting by-election by the end of the year. Claudia Webbe, who is the MP for Leicester East, is facing trial later this year for harassment. Her majority is 6019 (12.2%). If she is found guilt of harassment and sent to prison, there will likely be a by-election in Leicester East. Is Labour loses that constituency, which voted 54% to leave the EU, Starmer cannot possibly stay on as leader. He will have to resign.

  • @thehammersmithcrumpetradar
    @thehammersmithcrumpetradar 4 місяці тому +1

    I know that Corbyn is a big Auntie Semite, but damn, he’s got bars

  • @sharonsuddaby3473
    @sharonsuddaby3473 3 роки тому +24

    Great stuff - I hope Keir see's it. I left the Labour Party because of him (no pun intended). #hebetrayedCorbynsobadly

    • @samjoshi1812
      @samjoshi1812 3 роки тому +5

      good good if people like you continue leaving then he will easily win a leadership election

    • @bertaroo
      @bertaroo 3 роки тому +1

      What party did you go to?

    • @clefton3112
      @clefton3112 3 роки тому

      @@bertaroo The socialist party probably

    • @patrickholt2270
      @patrickholt2270 3 роки тому

      @@samjoshi1812 He won't get one. He'll lose the next general election first, worse than in 2019, which was also largely his fault as the loudest voice in the Shadow Cabinet pushing the seat-throwing-away PV line. He'll be forced to resign immediately afterward so that the careerist hijackers can put a more extreme loathsome Thatcherite in place of him, who will carry on losing. Adherence to neoliberalism and western imperialism is fatal to social democratic parties, as all experience of sister parties across Europe shows. The Labour right has chosen PASOKification, and will not be dissuaded. The anti-capitalism of the younger generations and the vanished loyalty of Old Labour working class voters has already made a leftwing electoral alternative to Labour that wins constituencies not just viable, but inevitable. It is already too late to prevent. Corbynism was Labour's last chance to avoid going the way of PASOK, the German SPD, the Italian Democratic Left and the French Parti Socialiste. So enjoy your victory over the left inside Labour. It's the only kind you will ever have again.

    • @GrimAnglo
      @GrimAnglo 2 роки тому

      @@patrickholt2270 This hasn't aged well...

  • @coolbanana165
    @coolbanana165 3 роки тому +7

    Corbyn was the PM we needed.
    Sadly he was also the leader that the rich and powerful would hate.

    • @Muta123
      @Muta123 5 місяців тому

      He was unlucky to go against Boris Johnson he was a very strong Tory leaders compared Rishi or Truss

  • @m.k.s.7417
    @m.k.s.7417 2 роки тому +1

    L.O.L. -Very; highly -creative, ha ha.

  • @donkeymilkman8934
    @donkeymilkman8934 3 роки тому

    Who is the guy at 0:51

  • @bananaman432
    @bananaman432 3 роки тому +2

    Who's the guy after corbyn?

    • @hello150
      @hello150 3 роки тому +4

      Peter Mandelson

    • @terrapyn99
      @terrapyn99 3 роки тому +4

      @@hello150 The Prince of Darkness.

    • @bertaroo
      @bertaroo 3 роки тому

      @@hello150 thank you so much for telling me I’ve been trying to find who he was

    • @hello150
      @hello150 3 роки тому

      @@bertaroo No problem! :)

  • @jtmmmm27
    @jtmmmm27 3 роки тому +1

    Ace

  • @Genghis-Khan121
    @Genghis-Khan121 3 роки тому +2

    Ha ha Boris is the current figure of hate but I think people would do well to remember what Blair did , and his lies caused problems not just for the last twenty years but also for many years to come

  • @terryb4972
    @terryb4972 Місяць тому +2

    What have we decended into! We only have humour to defend us from these sociopathic narcissists!

  • @michaelmcleod8598
    @michaelmcleod8598 3 роки тому +1

    He is not that bad - not like he has been arrested for protesting outside the trial of an IRA bomber or said he had praise for those who chose the bomb and the bullet or anything bad like that. He also hasn't led the party to its biggest defeat in almost a century.

  • @replica8313
    @replica8313 3 роки тому +5

    not sure Andy Burnham is the answer though

    • @magnuscliffard4631
      @magnuscliffard4631 3 роки тому +2

      Neither do I but the question is what is?

    • @RandomPerson-rn4cn
      @RandomPerson-rn4cn 3 роки тому +1

      @@magnuscliffard4631 Zara Sultana is a great MP in the long term, short term maybe Ian Lavery as a socialist candidate for the leadership. Zara is hopefully one of many amazing left wing MPs that will come through over the next couple of elections

    • @replica8313
      @replica8313 3 роки тому +1

      I've no idea tbf Magnus Cliffard .. the PLP won't accept anyone left leanin so what's the feckin point ?

    • @tancdiscovery9432
      @tancdiscovery9432 3 роки тому

      @@magnuscliffard4631 Clive lewis

    • @magnuscliffard4631
      @magnuscliffard4631 3 роки тому

      @@tancdiscovery9432 You’ve to got be kidding? He stood in the 2020 leadership election but had to withdraw after just 4 other MPs nominated him.

  • @OrwellsHousecat
    @OrwellsHousecat 3 роки тому +1

    💜😂🤣😂🤣😂✋🏽💜💜

  • @fraac
    @fraac 3 роки тому +1

    swede swede swede swede

  • @bob_the_blogger6029
    @bob_the_blogger6029 3 роки тому +10

    He has to go. Boris is a dead duck but this dam clown is single handedly propping him up. Starmer out

  • @robleesejones
    @robleesejones 3 роки тому +1

    In the light of yesterday's vote on the Covid restrictions, Boz-J's "99 Rebels" has to be on your slate.

  • @Tom-bk1hn
    @Tom-bk1hn Рік тому

    Who is watching on Christmas Day

  • @sallyjones4557
    @sallyjones4557 6 місяців тому +1

    haha

  • @Onkarr
    @Onkarr 3 роки тому +1

    🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅

  • @GordonJoseph7
    @GordonJoseph7 3 роки тому +1

    Thai is greatly.

  • @johnsiddle6672
    @johnsiddle6672 2 роки тому +3

    slippery fellow

  • @Connor-jl9gq
    @Connor-jl9gq 3 роки тому +1

    he kind of was unelectable considering labor somehow lost the red wall under his premiership

    • @chriswatson3464
      @chriswatson3464 3 роки тому +2

      What about 2017 and Starmers brexit policy?

    • @Connor-jl9gq
      @Connor-jl9gq 3 роки тому

      @@chriswatson3464 2017 is outdated information, we have had another election which probed the reverse of 2017
      And I agree that starmer is usless but the answer is not another corbyn

  • @thomasholland599
    @thomasholland599 3 роки тому

    NO NOT DRIPS JUST A WATERFALL .

  • @DTL9164
    @DTL9164 Рік тому

    As longs as Starmer rejects Corbynism and supports Blairism, I think he would make a decent PM!

  • @anish7183
    @anish7183 3 роки тому +8

    Sir Kieth is a pathetic excuse for a politican. I hope he loses horrendously on Thursday tho I suspect he may keep the seat

    • @magnuscliffard4631
      @magnuscliffard4631 3 роки тому +5

      You actually think Labour will win Batley & Spen. If so, you should get a tenner on it. You’ll win a lot of money if you’re right!

    • @magnuscliffard4631
      @magnuscliffard4631 3 роки тому +1

      *bet a tenner

    • @Fezzy976
      @Fezzy976 3 роки тому

      @@magnuscliffard4631 How much did you win then? :D

    • @magnuscliffard4631
      @magnuscliffard4631 3 роки тому

      @@Fezzy976 I didn’t bet any money on Labour winning Batley & Spen. I don’t gamble!

  • @bt3743
    @bt3743 3 роки тому +3

    The Labour Right would rather lose with an ineffective centrist than win with a socialist. It's like they prioritise control over actually being able to do anything that helps anyone

    • @inco9943
      @inco9943 3 роки тому

      because corbs was going to win..?. pipe dream .. come on

    • @bt3743
      @bt3743 3 роки тому +1

      @@inco9943 hey remember the 2017 election where Corbyn won labour seats for the first time since 1997. Remember how every leader before him since Blair's first election lost labour seats in parliament?

    • @inco9943
      @inco9943 3 роки тому +1

      @@bt3743 remember the 2019 one? dont get me wrong i like the man, he's the reason i joined the labour party, but he was very very limited as a politician to say the least - also the media hitjob on him was unrecoverable

  • @agr7879
    @agr7879 3 роки тому

    Hilarious

  • @DFandV
    @DFandV 3 роки тому +3

    People are united alright. United in disliking Starmer. Left or right all dislike him.

    • @jamieisausername
      @jamieisausername Рік тому

      Not true. Left leaning and I like Keir. He's just.. sensible. There's no popularity begging, no scandals, no bullshit. Politicians are supposed to be boring twats

    • @DFandV
      @DFandV Рік тому +1

      @Moister Nana Cloyster Luckily true left wing and right wingers can see through him.

    • @jamieisausername
      @jamieisausername Рік тому

      @@DFandV Luckily the Tories are fucked no matter who stands in the opposition benches. In fact, I predict that they will do so poorly, the party might even cease to exist. Nobody wants more of this.

    • @DFandV
      @DFandV Рік тому

      @Moister Nana Cloyster True.

  • @Nickle314
    @Nickle314 3 роки тому +4

    Dianne for leader

  • @ruffey1748
    @ruffey1748 3 роки тому +2

    Starmer is having a rough go of it, that's for sure. An unenviable task, but it's important for Labour to win, not just for Labour, but for the many who do not want another 18+ year stretch of Tory rule.

    • @claireowens2884
      @claireowens2884 3 роки тому +4

      There is NO point in Labour winning if they are just another Conservative party. Very mild differences between them are not enough 'for the many who do nay want another ... Tory rule'. Get a grip. Nothing will change for 'the many' under a centre-right / right Labour under Starmer and his ilk. Face up to this reality like an adult.

    • @uniqbuy
      @uniqbuy 3 роки тому +3

      Except he isn't winning. In fact he is losing those Corbyn attracted and not winning over even enough to replace those lost. It is going to be curtains Starmer unless he finds something to believe in that isn't New Labour 2.0

    • @philipelloway187
      @philipelloway187 3 роки тому +1

      @@claireowens2884 Where have you got this idea that Starmer is right wing? him and the labour party are enormously different to the conservatives and you're kidding yourself if you think they are somehow right wing.

    • @Theslipperylemur
      @Theslipperylemur 2 роки тому

      @@philipelloway187 aged like milk

  • @matthewmorecroft6381
    @matthewmorecroft6381 3 роки тому +4

    0/10 no Gordon Brown

  • @matthewclark7955
    @matthewclark7955 3 роки тому

    Jeremy corbyn as the angel?? Erm what..? 😂

    • @Jarmint
      @Jarmint 3 роки тому +2

      Yes. Problem?

    • @jamieisausername
      @jamieisausername Рік тому +1

      Friendly reminder in the original song the "angel" told the subject to murder two people

  • @wagie95
    @wagie95 3 роки тому

    Hahahahaha Keir is more useless than a left handed fork

  • @zexal4217
    @zexal4217 3 роки тому +6

    Corbyn was crap on brexit and antisemitism, Starmer is crap on laying out a vision.
    This shilling of Corbyn really made Joe get boring tbh.

  • @martycrow
    @martycrow 3 роки тому

    Who needs the Tories when you have such left media doing such a fine job!? Brilliant timing too - just before Batlet & Spen.

  • @nickclarkuk
    @nickclarkuk 3 роки тому

    That was a few minutes of my life wasted