True Facts : Ant Mutualism

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  • @far_centrist
    @far_centrist 5 років тому +2420

    David's log : infiltration mission, days 54. they are still suspicious of me.

    • @nekrataali
      @nekrataali 5 років тому +138

      This is funny because ant mimicry is a thing. Dave isn't actually a leaf cutter ant (who are all female except for drones anyway)...Dave is an ant spider.

    • @Sesshomaru474
      @Sesshomaru474 5 років тому +18

      @@nekrataali but neither scenes were ant spiders so....

    • @toastie8173
      @toastie8173 4 роки тому +92

      Day 74: I have realised that this is infact fungus used for food, not getting high

    • @injunsun
      @injunsun 4 роки тому +4

      @-_XGrimmy McGrimmsX_- Yeah, ASS crack! Reeww!!

    • @Bennahr_Fett
      @Bennahr_Fett 2 роки тому +2

      Day 1129: So Jessica may have cheated on me with brad.. Im going to introduce her to our friendly neighbor hood spider for dinner..

  • @TierZoo
    @TierZoo 6 років тому +1689

    I see Facebook Watch's exclusive rights to this episode expired

    • @ujjwaljha2402
      @ujjwaljha2402 6 років тому +76

      TierZoo I don't know which channel i like more yours or his ?

    • @SnowBrae
      @SnowBrae 6 років тому +101

      Collab between you two when

    • @defrte
      @defrte 6 років тому +22

      Huh, I'm put of the loop, can someone explain this?

    • @DxSkeith
      @DxSkeith 6 років тому +28

      Lol you should do a review of UA-cam Content Creator Species with Zefrank, or true facts about UA-camrs as a species. Either way, if you guys teamed up the product would be diamonds

    • @kaluahmon
      @kaluahmon 6 років тому +5

      Of course you would watch this series.

  • @TaranVH
    @TaranVH 6 років тому +5663

    Don't think I didn't notice that this one was more educational than usual!

    • @IstasPumaNevada
      @IstasPumaNevada 6 років тому +215

      I love when the truth is so weird that it's better than making things up. Except in regards to imperialism. Then it's just depressing.

    • @pheonixsheppard9012
      @pheonixsheppard9012 6 років тому +45

      IstasPumaNevada So, you enjoy making stuff up about Imperialism? Do you work at buzzfeed?

    • @PRdeSO
      @PRdeSO 6 років тому +15

      It's REALLY True Facts

    • @deathtaco4095
      @deathtaco4095 6 років тому +4

      oh hey its you

    • @watermelonwatsittoya
      @watermelonwatsittoya 6 років тому +3

      Have you ever watched natgeo wild there's some crazy shit on there everything This guy is talking about it this I've learned from watching natgeo wild

  • @terrencethompson8423
    @terrencethompson8423 5 років тому +4829

    I felt proud of myself when he said “Good job Terrence, that is a good leaf.” My name is Terrence

  • @tmaxon8
    @tmaxon8 6 років тому +1963

    "Perhaps life is really about finding a taker for what you are giving." Deep

  • @ren09rn
    @ren09rn 6 років тому +6312

    You mock David, but he's actually the lead singer of Fungus Chambers.

  • @edoboleyn
    @edoboleyn 6 років тому +2956

    David is doing the best he can.

    • @davebuchan81
      @davebuchan81 6 років тому +56

      I'm glad someone thinks so.....

    • @bDwS27
      @bDwS27 6 років тому +66

      If more people (ants) helped instead of ignored poor David just imagine how far he'd be right now

    • @Quincy_Morris
      @Quincy_Morris 6 років тому +14

      Yeah!

    • @ESPlover707
      @ESPlover707 6 років тому +17

      Yes i am

    • @shamanthjilla
      @shamanthjilla 6 років тому +11

      Mere C Goddmanit David you had one job

  • @argolake8623
    @argolake8623 4 роки тому +282

    When I was doing tree research abroad in Costa Rica, my colleagues were studying leaf cutter ants. They were seeing how fast they go, and they marked out a distance with little pieces of red paper. But one of the ants decided it was a leaf cutting and picked it up to take back to the nest. So among all the green you could see a little bit of red slowly moving up the trail.

    • @christiandidonna8808
      @christiandidonna8808 2 роки тому +10

      That’s really cool

    • @williamchamberlain2263
      @williamchamberlain2263 2 роки тому +3

      Could do it with some good quality video and some good object-tracking software - talk to the computer science/AI researchers and see if they know any off the shelf or have a good degree/masters/PhD who'd like a challenge.

    • @williamchamberlain2263
      @williamchamberlain2263 Рік тому +4

      @@user-yb1gv6qi7y please tell me that's a phrase you can use on a grant application

    • @nachorodriguez6380
      @nachorodriguez6380 Рік тому +14

      Perhaps that was David

    • @kevinjustice1765
      @kevinjustice1765 Рік тому +4

      Yea but how slowly exactly? I guess we'll never know now....thanks David

  • @TaranVH
    @TaranVH 6 років тому +1371

    I definitely needed more true facts in my life.

    • @alexlam24
      @alexlam24 6 років тому +6

      Taran Van Hemert Need more thicc Dennis

    • @mudlark4099
      @mudlark4099 6 років тому +2

      Taran Van Hemert don't we all 🐜

    • @IllBeaAround
      @IllBeaAround 6 років тому +2

      get back to editing

    • @FantasyAddict95
      @FantasyAddict95 6 років тому +8

      well rejoice all ye subscribers, because it looks like he's been working on quite a few videos, since he's been releasing new ones regularly recently after years of silence! may we continue to learn how the various critters do!

    • @JustSomebody5
      @JustSomebody5 6 років тому

      I second that!

  • @Lathland
    @Lathland 6 років тому +2565

    I am of the firm belief that David simply knows something the rest of us do not. David is ahead of his time, we should all look to David to future advances!
    Or just put him in the corner and ignore him. One of the two, but never both.

  • @ExaltedArchvile
    @ExaltedArchvile 6 років тому +478

    David... David no. That's not a leaf.
    Sorry, David was just dropped on his head as a larvae that's all. He's what we call the "Special" Ant.

    • @frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574
      @frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574 6 років тому +3

      Super Booster Boy xd

    • @KrysDlite
      @KrysDlite 6 років тому +6

      😂😂😂 I read that in Zefrank’s voice and it’s amazing! Very funny!

    • @stizzacrizack5050
      @stizzacrizack5050 5 років тому +4

      Why are you calling me special... :(

    • @user-nu8in3ey8c
      @user-nu8in3ey8c 4 роки тому +2

      That's cold, and hilarious. Another reason to not tappy tappy your larvae on their heads...... They will become a David that think that fecal matter pieces are leaves.........

  • @dalcon555
    @dalcon555 5 років тому +3735

    I feel personally attacked right now

    • @chadcoulter5119
      @chadcoulter5119 4 роки тому +91

      Ha funny. Poor david

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 4 роки тому +231

      Stop carrying that poop around David the fungus doesn't want it

    • @paulinelarson465
      @paulinelarson465 4 роки тому +90

      One of my grandsons is named David. It means "beloved". He is a very smart, hard working, young man. He can tell you about the benefits of manure in the compost pile and the garden. We have always told him that he is our favorite David !

    • @zawarudo3054
      @zawarudo3054 4 роки тому +35

      I knew a few David's .. all are now from herion overdoses . Weird coincidence. And sad. Met another David not long ago hope he doesn't ...you know

    • @coreyyamaguchi8787
      @coreyyamaguchi8787 4 роки тому +12

      Way to go david

  • @zenitrammpr
    @zenitrammpr 6 років тому +606

    That is how David do

  • @FightingMario54321
    @FightingMario54321 6 років тому +641

    The return we didn’t deserve. Welcome back.

    • @nickjs5773
      @nickjs5773 6 років тому

      I've been a good boy!

  • @leilamathias-hayes2344
    @leilamathias-hayes2344 6 років тому +106

    Having this come back is the highlight of 2018

  • @nospamman4443
    @nospamman4443 5 років тому +1389

    "i would gladly secrete a tiny little hamburger out of my belly button for you to eat" .. nothing more satisfying than a saucy narrator

    • @jennhutchinson4328
      @jennhutchinson4328 5 років тому +29

      And have a fanny pack full of napkins lol

    • @Schmooplzzz
      @Schmooplzzz 4 роки тому +15

      @@jennhutchinson4328 And a half shirt.XDDD

    • @HaloHighlightz
      @HaloHighlightz 4 роки тому +5

      I read this right as he said it lol I love when that happens 😅

    • @katherinenyberg7891
      @katherinenyberg7891 4 роки тому +4

      Oh goodness- can't stop laughing!

    • @injunsun
      @injunsun 4 роки тому +2

      Wasn't sure where he was going to suggest a secretion from...🤭🤪

  • @sleon7340
    @sleon7340 6 років тому +259

    You are a comedic light on dark times in many of our lives, Zefrank, and I thank you from the bottom of my heart for that

    • @sleon7340
      @sleon7340 6 років тому +1

      Greetings fellow non mouse voiced by Michael J Fox Stuart!

    • @InnannasRainbow
      @InnannasRainbow 6 років тому +2

      That is how Zefrank do.

    • @W0lfSh1eld
      @W0lfSh1eld 6 років тому

      stuart leon that is how we subscribers do xD

  • @umphreak9999
    @umphreak9999 6 років тому +296

    it's like my pappy always said, "If at first you don't succeed, milk the aphid by stroking their rears to stimulate the flow of sugar rich secretions." But then again, he was in a mental hospital at the time so we really didn't think much of it.

    • @MelA-wr9rb
      @MelA-wr9rb 6 років тому +10

      Looks to me like perhaps you guys had him committed a bit prematurely? Hmmmm?? ;)

    • @umphreak9999
      @umphreak9999 6 років тому +15

      Mel A well, that was with meds on a good day, but when he started giving live "demonstrations" at local bus stops we had to do something, and the police didn't buy the whole performance art excuse

    • @JovanaSanchez000
      @JovanaSanchez000 6 років тому +1

      Was his name David?

  • @hhharada
    @hhharada 6 років тому +66

    "Go David"
    "David, don't go changing for nobody"

  • @mikailyshmaelalba8340
    @mikailyshmaelalba8340 4 роки тому +478

    "Perhaps life is really just about finding a taker, for what you are giving."

    • @Nemesis0513
      @Nemesis0513 4 роки тому +20

      I’ve got practically nothing... you can take a look, though.

    • @bobblob6220
      @bobblob6220 4 роки тому

      @Afrodisiac **ugly* man

    • @deismaccountant
      @deismaccountant 4 роки тому

      Like real life Mutualism amongst humans!

    • @carmengogeidnas9670
      @carmengogeidnas9670 3 роки тому

      Truer words have never been spoken...

    • @supersonictumbleweed
      @supersonictumbleweed 3 роки тому

      I can relate. Still trying to get into my dream job

  • @MakoRuu
    @MakoRuu 6 років тому +811

    *Two Ants One Aphid.*

    • @HarryManbackYouTube
      @HarryManbackYouTube 6 років тому +19

      This needs more likes

    • @Gefnir
      @Gefnir 6 років тому +28

      And David

    • @scottaylor3868
      @scottaylor3868 6 років тому +3

      Two Aphids, one ant would be more accurate.

    • @MakoRuu
      @MakoRuu 6 років тому +25

      Don't fucking be that guy, Scot.

    • @tsukkiyosea4126
      @tsukkiyosea4126 6 років тому +7

      368 people who liked that comment no longer enjoy chocolate soft serve

  • @jacob_90s
    @jacob_90s 6 років тому +282

    I get the impression Frank has been uploading videos for the last 4 years, and recently had a "oh shit!" moment when he realized they were all private.

    • @mariecarie1
      @mariecarie1 6 років тому +16

      Jacob Wells XD

    • @AwesomeGames56
      @AwesomeGames56 6 років тому +6

      I would definitely not be surprised.

    • @HarryKrinkle
      @HarryKrinkle 6 років тому +20

      It's because Buzzfeed didn't allow you to post anything that was not on Buzzfeed. I don't know if they changed that or if Frank left Buzzfeed, but whatever the case, I'm for it.

  • @fugglepugg8055
    @fugglepugg8055 6 років тому +233

    I am very fond of they way you say dew.

  • @torakunoichi
    @torakunoichi 5 років тому +216

    He’s like a proud ant father/teacher until David comes along

  • @Merthyc
    @Merthyc 6 років тому +237

    I, for one, support David's staunch individualism.

    • @Horny_Fruit_Flies
      @Horny_Fruit_Flies 6 років тому +10

      David's individualism puts the colony's collectivist philosophy in jeopardy.

    • @Jackw00pw00p2
      @Jackw00pw00p2 6 років тому +5

      Why doesn't the world try to collect poop like me? You go little man.

    • @davidmcpherson5933
      @davidmcpherson5933 6 років тому +1

      Thank you.

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 6 років тому +3232

    *Goddamnit David.*

  • @jetboi08
    @jetboi08 6 років тому +54

    "A snippet of nipple" I never thought I would hear that sentence in my life time. Thank you sir.

    • @CarBENbased
      @CarBENbased 6 років тому +1

      I really expected him to say "snipple" after that.

  • @DracoDovakiin
    @DracoDovakiin 5 років тому +218

    David even got his own place in the credits. There is hope for him yet.

  • @50calcaleb58
    @50calcaleb58 6 років тому +1862

    honey dewwwwrrrr

    • @SketchyScribe
      @SketchyScribe 5 років тому +9

      50cal Caleb thank god im not the only one who notices that every time it makes me cringe

    • @DubTheG
      @DubTheG 5 років тому +7

      @Hugh Jaanus I can say front just fine. Lmao, where do you get that we can't pronounce front? 😂🤔 Just because a few dumbass Americans can't say certain words, doesn't mean none of us can. I'm sure whatever country you live in has plenty of dipshits that can't speak properly as well. So try rephrasing that to, "Why do people have problems pronouncing 'Front'?" Weirdo.

    • @martindesrocher4528
      @martindesrocher4528 5 років тому +2

      makes me laugh every time !

    • @rolandocrisostomo2003
      @rolandocrisostomo2003 5 років тому +2

      OMG it's even funnier to read it.

    • @alchemicmercury
      @alchemicmercury 4 роки тому +3

      Honeydeur.

  • @cindylikersa9411
    @cindylikersa9411 6 років тому +762

    Classic David

    • @chrisedwards3449
      @chrisedwards3449 6 років тому +2

      Cindy Likersa names not David that's a girl ant

    • @PyroJohn19
      @PyroJohn19 6 років тому +17

      Chris Edwards Don't assume it's gender. It could be a transboy ant

    • @RandomerThanAverage
      @RandomerThanAverage 6 років тому

      +

    • @krylesangerbeaver
      @krylesangerbeaver 6 років тому +2

      The video with David going by so proudly carrying the poop and this comment, both made me laugh so much!

    • @dv4497
      @dv4497 6 років тому +3

      Listen man, I cant help it

  • @camillebrenes
    @camillebrenes 6 років тому +756

    I secreted tears out of my eyes while watching this, and my stomach hurts. That's how I do.

    • @peepoobeepoo5842
      @peepoobeepoo5842 6 років тому +4

      AddictedBassAnglers that is how an addictebassangler do

    • @dorfsteen
      @dorfsteen 5 років тому

      You're killing me oh my God LOL

    • @Orangecatty
      @Orangecatty 5 років тому +5

      That's how you dew*

    • @dorfsteen
      @dorfsteen 5 років тому +1

      @@Orangecatty by the way what the hell happened to Frank again 2 months we're jonesing here Frank

    • @ScribblebytesWorldwide
      @ScribblebytesWorldwide 5 років тому

      Can I drink them? I've always wanted to taste white tears! 😂 😂 I'm kidding! I'm kidding yall! Oh lordt! I'm on the spectrum this is my sense of humor. I love Madonna, she's cool. 😎

  • @incognitoburrito7458
    @incognitoburrito7458 3 роки тому +109

    I remember going to an insect exhibit and they had a tank of live leaf cutter ants. As I looked closely at the tank, I noticed the ants were piled up on the corner and crawling their way up. The ants were trying to escape.

    • @areid5907
      @areid5907 Рік тому +14

      They could have just tunnels out of rhe glass by using lasers made out of leaves and refracted light, but that would also require huge amounts of poop for a power sauce.

    • @areid5907
      @areid5907 Рік тому +6

      Christianity is worse than baked beans. At least you can still eat the beans. With Christianity you get nothing but imaginary beans.

    • @Luigicat11
      @Luigicat11 Рік тому +13

      @@areid5907
      I mean you're not necessarily wrong, but what prompted the statement?

    • @dailynotes2845
      @dailynotes2845 Рік тому +10

      @@Luigicat11 Probably an ant

  • @AntsCanada
    @AntsCanada 6 років тому +719

    Great video! Ant love forever! 🐜

    • @ultimatepredatorx2937
      @ultimatepredatorx2937 6 років тому +52

      Wow it's you. How unexpected yet not to find you here.

    • @vendrixuther7111
      @vendrixuther7111 6 років тому +4

      HI!

    • @frog6992
      @frog6992 6 років тому +7

      AntsCanada course We find AntCanada

    • @RippleAnt
      @RippleAnt 6 років тому +7

      Oh! Who else more worthy of the top comment. Ant Love Forever!.

    • @morthread017
      @morthread017 6 років тому +3

      OMG, HE'S HERE 😱

  • @aaronwalton8057
    @aaronwalton8057 6 років тому +190

    I think poor David was dropped on his head when he was a larva. :(

  • @ethanotoroculus1060
    @ethanotoroculus1060 6 років тому +105

    There's never been a more beautiful time to be an active subscriber.

  • @User-47.00
    @User-47.00 5 років тому +920

    Ants are so much more advanced than people realize. They’re incredibly fascinating.

    • @isaacsechslingloff9894
      @isaacsechslingloff9894 5 років тому +17

      not advanced, in fact their so simple...... yet so.. efficient

    • @MrRight0930
      @MrRight0930 5 років тому +34

      @@isaacsechslingloff9894 ants themselves are simple, but their society though

    • @isaacsechslingloff9894
      @isaacsechslingloff9894 5 років тому +48

      @@MrRight0930 They are like cells in a body, simply reacting to networks of vast stimuli.. all alive themselves.. but all small pieces of a gigantic, vast, more complex organism

    • @nordicfalcon
      @nordicfalcon 4 роки тому +7

      Nathaniel Vannatter you would love the AntsCanada channel. Top quality videos. But you might have heard of them already.

    • @theforeskincollector4603
      @theforeskincollector4603 4 роки тому +4

      You know there just "the little communist of nature " right?

  • @Bolt99K
    @Bolt99K 6 років тому +48

    I was loosing faith in humanity...
    And then ZeFrank started uploading again and my faith in humanity has been restored.

  • @ToastedFanArt
    @ToastedFanArt 6 років тому +533

    Classic Dave...

    • @mudlark4099
      @mudlark4099 6 років тому +7

      Toasted Fan Art 🐜🌿🐜🌿

    • @SpeedOfTheEarth
      @SpeedOfTheEarth 6 років тому

      Toasted Fan Art +

    • @JerzCe73
      @JerzCe73 6 років тому

      LMAO

    • @bradohms
      @bradohms 6 років тому

      Toasted Fan Art It might be his personal obsessions, you guys shouldn't judge.

    • @gabilurio4270
      @gabilurio4270 6 років тому +1

      Two ants one cup

  • @AliceQuinnRose
    @AliceQuinnRose 6 років тому +144

    Oh I’ve missed you zfrank. And leave David alone, he’s his own ant.

  • @juandoyle5104
    @juandoyle5104 5 років тому +903

    Why you are so cute?
    " tapy tapy back to sleep"
    I just can't handle it

    • @loop78
      @loop78 4 роки тому +13

      Favorite line 😂

    • @raul286162
      @raul286162 4 роки тому +9

      Same I laughed a lot

  • @cassaroooo
    @cassaroooo 6 років тому +42

    I like that you went with "half-shirt" instead of "crop top."

  • @HigeYatsu
    @HigeYatsu 6 років тому +30

    Ah yes, how fondly I remember all of those afternoons of my youth. Drinking Capri Sun, feet comfortably embraced by a pair of pump Reebok sneakers, playing Leafy Leafy, Who's an A**hole from sunrise until sunset. My grandmother would have to ring a bell to beckon me home, lest the game would continue deep into the night.

    • @vmorris7639
      @vmorris7639 6 років тому

      Matt Kingman Love it! Lol

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 років тому +243

    "A snippet of nipple" is a waaay better band name.

    • @akumaplantstudios8869
      @akumaplantstudios8869 5 років тому

      That will be the title to my memoir.

    • @rubinnz
      @rubinnz 5 років тому +3

      I'd much prefer snippet of foreskin.

    • @xiomast3187
      @xiomast3187 5 років тому +1

      A snipple

    • @kidyomu89
      @kidyomu89 5 років тому +1

      Fungus Chambers goES HARD YOU B*CH.

  • @st4ne4rmthevill63
    @st4ne4rmthevill63 5 років тому +297

    I listened & laughed at him saying "Snippet of nipple" for a long time.

    • @azurecielo52479
      @azurecielo52479 4 роки тому

      Me too!

    • @TheMisslotus78
      @TheMisslotus78 4 роки тому +2

      You’re both high lol

    • @st4ne4rmthevill63
      @st4ne4rmthevill63 4 роки тому +2

      @@TheMisslotus78 i wish...I had to quit smoking weed for a job almost 2yrs ago 😩😩😩 i miss it everyday.

    • @marleinasmom
      @marleinasmom 4 роки тому +9

      Snipple

    • @yes0r787
      @yes0r787 4 роки тому

      Creeped me right out.

  • @ripvanced
    @ripvanced 6 років тому +126

    this is how zefrank1 do

  • @catfan321
    @catfan321 6 років тому +222

    "Good job, Terrance, that is a good leaf
    Milo, Angie, well done
    Good, Katie
    David, come back, David, that's poop"

    • @JonesCrimson
      @JonesCrimson 6 років тому +27

      "David, look around you! No one is carrying anything that even resembles poop! Except for you."

    • @ollie7070
      @ollie7070 6 років тому +2

      i died at that part lol

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 років тому +1621

    I honestly cannot believe that you are back for good now. Or you could bamboozle us and not upload anything for 3 more years

  • @SolusDarkcoat
    @SolusDarkcoat 5 років тому +406

    "David, that's poop" *HE'S TRYING HIS BEST!*

  • @Yeen66
    @Yeen66 6 років тому +62

    Zefrank should be on a documentary cuz then people would actually pay attention

  • @emihay9915
    @emihay9915 6 років тому +67

    My one year old sons name is david and he has a bad habit of digging in his diaper so that "David get back here that's poop" really hit home lmao

    • @sumeahsking8019
      @sumeahsking8019 6 років тому +1

      Emi Hay
      David sucks

    • @emihay9915
      @emihay9915 6 років тому +4

      sumeahs king sometimes he really does suck lmao. But he's a wonderful baby when he's not acting out. I love him very much

    • @macylouwho1187
      @macylouwho1187 6 років тому +8

      That’s normal baby behavior, otherwise known as “that’s how a bebe do”, in zefrank speak 😂

    • @emihay9915
      @emihay9915 6 років тому +1

      MacyLouWho ahaha i totally heard that in his voice 😂

  • @KD-dw9hh
    @KD-dw9hh 6 років тому +102

    I’m not sure that anyone else understands how excited I am that he’s posting these again.

    • @MsLaziesArse
      @MsLaziesArse 6 років тому

      K D me too! I just fell in love with his channel really bad. And i heard that he stop posting for a reason, i was real sad but now he’s back again 😂😂👍

    • @juliasutter6996
      @juliasutter6996 6 років тому

      Believe me, MANY OF US UNDERSTAND AND ARE ALSO EXCITED AS BALLS

    • @nafisa.t13
      @nafisa.t13 6 років тому

      WE ARE AS EXCITED AS DAVID WITH HIS POOP

  • @Lefeurouge
    @Lefeurouge 5 років тому +85

    3:15 is gold: "Tappy, tappy: back to sleep!"

  • @JJHughes2000
    @JJHughes2000 6 років тому +263

    I would like to thank you zefrank1, if not for you I would not have been able to talk about ants for 45 minutes on my Alevel biology paper essay on the importance of interactions between organisms

  • @CivilGuy
    @CivilGuy 6 років тому +677

    That zombified ant will give me nightmares for years

    • @johannaweichsel3602
      @johannaweichsel3602 6 років тому +9

      CivilGuy seriously, how did like no one else mention that?? Nightmare fuel!

    • @hassanghanim3966
      @hassanghanim3966 6 років тому +56

      You should play The Last Of Us.

    • @kanibelazy0585
      @kanibelazy0585 6 років тому +18

      You should see zombified Cockroach by a wasp or zombified spider by a parasitic worm

    • @jynxed66six54
      @jynxed66six54 6 років тому +35

      thats the fungus which inspired the last of us, whch if you didnt know is basically that but with humans

    • @TP-tc7vp
      @TP-tc7vp 6 років тому +3

      Because we all have learned about it 76 times from Facebook memes where were u?

  • @salmonidmashinsuto1591
    @salmonidmashinsuto1591 6 років тому +208

    Queen Ant: You're fired David.
    David: .....

    • @flame5169
      @flame5169 6 років тому +24

      Alkali Elemen but I'm your son

    • @greenthizzle4
      @greenthizzle4 6 років тому +21

      Flame *proceeds to eat son*

    • @kinnikuzero
      @kinnikuzero 6 років тому

      Underratet comment

    • @outtaspace1566
      @outtaspace1566 6 років тому

      Cannibalism lol

    • @JeremiahBostwick
      @JeremiahBostwick 6 років тому +3

      "Do you have any idea how much shit I've moved for you?"

  • @localroboplaguedoc
    @localroboplaguedoc 4 роки тому +113

    David was never the smartest of the group. But, he's funny and we love him anyway.

  • @PaulsGarage
    @PaulsGarage 6 років тому +481

    Ants have never been so fascinating as this

    • @nyctodrome6187
      @nyctodrome6187 6 років тому +6

      I have to disagree!!

    • @gottagofastest
      @gottagofastest 6 років тому +18

      Check antscanada if you want to lose hours

    • @PaulsGarage
      @PaulsGarage 6 років тому +3

      Sarah Carr i have, and i stand by my statement.

    • @envys6291
      @envys6291 6 років тому +3

      Paul's Garage check out casting a fire ant colony with molten aluminium. That's pretty freaking interesting.

    • @OutOfNamesToChoose
      @OutOfNamesToChoose 6 років тому +3

      You've got me thinking: if you cast an anthill in aluminium bronze and then drill out/put in a light bulb to make a chandalier, it would look so cool! Then again, it'd probably be expensive and you have to guestimate the right amount to melt, as well as finding an anthill.
      Anyway, thanks for putting out pretty cool videos

  • @Atratzu
    @Atratzu 6 років тому +114

    Life is better, now that zefrank is back to making these videos.

  • @SmashtheCmachine
    @SmashtheCmachine 6 років тому +52

    Meanwhile, aphids are freaky, too. Any given aphid may be pregnant with pre-pregnant babies.

    • @brigidtheirish
      @brigidtheirish 6 років тому +5

      So basically tribbles.

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 6 років тому +6

      Don't they also give birth to aphids which have no mouths and basically have no use but to mate and die, making them essentially sex-slaves who can't talk?

    • @alanlee1355
      @alanlee1355 6 років тому +2

      Talking is pointless.

    • @SmashtheCmachine
      @SmashtheCmachine 6 років тому

      Jascha Bull I haven't heard that, but I just may not remember. I'll have to look that up. If I remember lol.

  • @TheTomsdrc
    @TheTomsdrc 5 років тому +124

    Imagine if ants were self aware. Nothing would be done and they would just be depressed and procrastinate all day.

    • @bneletismociquli
      @bneletismociquli 5 років тому +4

      yeah, imagine...

    • @nou1438
      @nou1438 4 роки тому +2

      Free will is just an illusion 😜

    • @curiousfiend1169
      @curiousfiend1169 4 роки тому +3

      @@nou1438👍😉 sweet as, that's your choice.

    • @Lodac1977
      @Lodac1977 3 роки тому +2

      Ants actually are self aware. Scientists put a drop of paint on their face and placed a mirror in front of them and they started touching the dot

    • @brianneh1547
      @brianneh1547 3 роки тому +7

      @@Lodac1977 I don’t know who told you that, but ants have TERRIBLE eyesight. Hate to break it to you, but that’s impossible. They live mostly by touching, scent trails, and tasting. I’d love to see a reputable scientific journal of this experiment you speak of if you’ll post it.

  • @googly4038
    @googly4038 6 років тому +2619

    I swear you say hidey hole in every episode.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 років тому +2662

    Three videos in three weeks? Please don't trick us and disappear for 3 more years

    • @matamatmassivetac5789
      @matamatmassivetac5789 6 років тому +75

      Justin Y. Don't jinx it

    • @JustinY.
      @JustinY. 6 років тому +139

      I already crossed my fingers and knocked on wood so I think I negated it

    • @jeremybr2020
      @jeremybr2020 6 років тому +32

      Seriously, I got all giddy when I saw that he actually put out another video. zefrank1 is a UA-cam legend, and for good reason. I just wish he would do another Sad Cat or Dog Diary. But I will gladly take what I can get.

    • @JarlTryggve
      @JarlTryggve 6 років тому +9

      Half life 3 confirmed

    • @flo_wer
      @flo_wer 6 років тому +21

      Justin Y. Why are you everywhere????!

  • @SparkyBites
    @SparkyBites 6 років тому +610

    So happy he's back! ^^ I sure did miss that 50% voice %50 laughing all the time in these vids! xD

    • @markmartin2819
      @markmartin2819 6 років тому +4

      Sparky ! Excuse me what the fuck is that profile picture ill have to call profile picture police

    • @SparkyBites
      @SparkyBites 6 років тому +2

      Mark Martin ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, 🍌 📞

    • @markmartin2819
      @markmartin2819 6 років тому

      Sparky ! Completely insane!!

    • @CleverDesertXof
      @CleverDesertXof 6 років тому

      Ikr i love these videos

    • @masonwhitney5273
      @masonwhitney5273 6 років тому +1

      Sparky ! Same here xD

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 5 років тому +149

    1:00 I like how one of them has a blunt lol.

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 4 роки тому +5

      I couldn't not wonder what that was. I knew it was a leaf, but still.

    • @michellelee8933
      @michellelee8933 4 роки тому +6

      Lol that's snoop antt, dogg's professional full time blunt roller

  • @BlokeOzzie
    @BlokeOzzie 6 років тому +146

    Ah, the master is back.

  • @ChuckKeough
    @ChuckKeough 6 років тому +1771

    Tappy tappy, back to sleep, lol!

    • @Qaiseredits430
      @Qaiseredits430 5 років тому +1

      I watched your comment while he said it.

  • @michaelplatt1959
    @michaelplatt1959 6 років тому +219

    “Hold it together man.” Brilliant!

    • @nairdacharles9492
      @nairdacharles9492 5 років тому

      Right? That caused me to strain my laugh gland too.

    • @frosty-mm9th
      @frosty-mm9th 5 років тому

      I love your profile picture!! 🐈🐾

  • @wanfarahwanzainuddin7850
    @wanfarahwanzainuddin7850 5 років тому +35

    Dear Mr zefrank, your wonderful voice and hilarious videos have become my go-to cure for headaches. Thank you so much for your videos.

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 3 роки тому

      His name actually is Ze Frank. Ze is short for Hosea.

  • @bDwS27
    @bDwS27 6 років тому +414

    The mental image he gives you at 4:11

    • @RedmarKerkhof
      @RedmarKerkhof 6 років тому +13

      I'm gonna laugh about it for days every time I see my belly button.

    • @fuckyougeorgebush
      @fuckyougeorgebush 6 років тому +8

      I'm basically picturing this: orig00.deviantart.net/6f65/f/2011/260/2/1/carl_the_human_by_tui_and_la-d4a69ug.jpg

    • @bDwS27
      @bDwS27 6 років тому +1

      I Own Me - You Own You HAHAHA why though WHY ?!

    • @greenkoolaidguyplays1945
      @greenkoolaidguyplays1945 6 років тому +2

      Wtf

    • @kidarachnid5568
      @kidarachnid5568 6 років тому

      That be sharing like the ant do 🐜 🐜 🐜

  • @bDwS27
    @bDwS27 6 років тому +720

    "A snippet of nipple", this is the amazing content I expect from UA-cam!

    • @bDwS27
      @bDwS27 6 років тому

      b017ni3 thank you , it's fixed now;)

    • @vincentmalpica
      @vincentmalpica 6 років тому +4

      A peice of foreskin

    • @markgrade6644
      @markgrade6644 6 років тому

      B_D_W_S'_Animation_ lol I was looking for this comment it had me dying 😂😂😂

  • @danc6167
    @danc6167 6 років тому +34

    Please never go away again.

  • @tazthe3252
    @tazthe3252 2 роки тому +8

    0:25 People with the name "David" gonna hate this part!

  • @muttofanopossum5639
    @muttofanopossum5639 6 років тому +158

    So... if the aphids are also called ant cows, would that make ants ranchers and ladybugs wolves?

  • @Thepotatowaifu
    @Thepotatowaifu 6 років тому +102

    Legend has it David is still carrying that same piece of shit.

  • @TDR732
    @TDR732 6 років тому +1162

    *the god is back*

    • @MrMechaMan
      @MrMechaMan 6 років тому +2

      Anthony Lau yeeessss xD

    • @Acesahn
      @Acesahn 6 років тому +4

      There's two other videos even!

    • @MrMechaMan
      @MrMechaMan 6 років тому +1

      I DON'T EVEN KNOW

    • @mfjrecampo9083
      @mfjrecampo9083 6 років тому +2

      I hope he brings back a show

  • @bobdylan3924
    @bobdylan3924 5 років тому +16

    i love this channel, i do zoology and all the information is factual yet hilarious as well. Please never stop this keeps me going through the degree

  • @mechalilyz
    @mechalilyz 6 років тому +171

    I will now resort to using "What the farmer's mother!"

    • @Trund27
      @Trund27 6 років тому +1

      Magali Lopez lol!!!! I must as well!

  • @musicrocks2919
    @musicrocks2919 6 років тому +325

    “Honey DEWRRRRRRRR,”

  • @Vivian_Alice6
    @Vivian_Alice6 6 років тому +68

    ""David Look Around You!!"" I'm dying! It's so good to have you back!!!

  • @kevingubernatis3324
    @kevingubernatis3324 5 років тому +17

    Finally got around to watching this one. As usual I learn something so thank you. The whole concept of aphids being cows to ants is deeply fascinating. Also, if you're feeling weird about all the secretions, just remember that you probably have a big bowl of secretion in the morning with some plant matter in it, or perhaps you put some secretion in your morning cup of plant matter dirt water.

  • @tametz
    @tametz 6 років тому +78

    "....which is generally a good rule of thumb for things that come out of your a$$."
    I cannot get enough if this humor.

  • @mcblaggart8565
    @mcblaggart8565 6 років тому +48

    2 million subs.
    That is how zefrank1 do.

  • @lovelooslivideos
    @lovelooslivideos 6 років тому +18

    Literally the biggest comeback in history.

  • @TheDave6vi6
    @TheDave6vi6 4 роки тому +15

    I have to say every time you mention David in your videos I feel honored to have been chosen to be in your videos portraying the”Ant”
    Who can forget my all time Academy award nominated as Best Crustacean the role of the bubble crab.
    There are David’s all over the world but there is the one & only...
    I am The David.

  • @SHYKOOPA
    @SHYKOOPA 6 років тому +141

    It's crazy how much I actually learned from this video

    • @Trund27
      @Trund27 6 років тому

      Juan Carlos same!!!

  • @sublime88sublime
    @sublime88sublime 6 років тому +50

    " *WHAT THE FARMER'S MOTHER* "

  • @TheKiwiCache
    @TheKiwiCache 6 років тому +34

    He is back!!! Now can we check on teddy, I have been worried about him after his surgery

  • @mrsstabbystab1109
    @mrsstabbystab1109 4 роки тому +40

    "David, come back David, that's poop" 😂

  • @NoPantsWonderDay
    @NoPantsWonderDay 6 років тому +115

    3:16 "Tappy tappy, back to sleep" AAaaaahaahahahaha omg this got me. The video has been over for 5 minutes and I'm still laughing hahaha.

    • @maineiacts
      @maineiacts 6 років тому +2

      Or,Tappy Tappy go take another Nappy?! So funny this is! ;-)

    • @beouwolfe
      @beouwolfe 6 років тому

      NoPantsWonderDay I

    • @NoPantsWonderDay
      @NoPantsWonderDay 6 років тому

      Tell me more! :P

  • @fullup91
    @fullup91 6 років тому +5

    *Here's* a fun fact: Because this fungus does not spore to reproduce, the new Queen ants will carry a small grain of fungus with them, when they leave the nest to mate.. When starting a new colony, a sucessful Queen ant will lay her eggs, as well as feed this small fungual food supply, with her poop. By the time the young ants hatch, there will be plenty for them to eat.

  • @corsijtsma3546
    @corsijtsma3546 6 років тому +100

    *that would be sharing like an ant do* HE SAID 'HOW AN ... DO' AGAIN YES

    • @VV-fq1cx
      @VV-fq1cx 6 років тому +1

      yess i was looking for this comment

  • @TheAverageTechGuy
    @TheAverageTechGuy 5 років тому +69

    Come back David, "That's POOP"
    Too funny...

  • @mikec6698
    @mikec6698 6 років тому +150

    Thank you. I don't thihk i've laughed this hard at anything, at hospital going through chemo and laughing my ass off at all these videos.

    • @joysanders59
      @joysanders59 5 років тому +12

      Mike C I hope you are doing well, cancer gone, and God bless you.

    • @dorfsteen
      @dorfsteen 5 років тому +4

      Yeah God bless you hope they kill that fucking cancer and yes he is funny as hell is he oh my God

    • @seratonin7004
      @seratonin7004 5 років тому +2

      Hope you're well now and still laughing at these 💗

    • @yiddys1556
      @yiddys1556 5 років тому +2

      Laughter is the best medicine! I hope you're well.

    • @johndoe-uz2kc
      @johndoe-uz2kc 5 років тому

      I hope your doing well.

  • @tdontellable
    @tdontellable 6 років тому +140

    "Tapy, tapy, Back to sleep"

  • @davidhaggerty9850
    @davidhaggerty9850 6 років тому +235

    Maybe David just figured one excretion is as good as another?

    • @lu.ciel8770
      @lu.ciel8770 6 років тому +12

      David Haggerty Huh what do you know maybe David's ahead of his time and here we were judging him

    • @Laura-tp6fj
      @Laura-tp6fj 6 років тому +1

      David Haggerty HAHAHHAHAHAHW

    • @evieinfinite
      @evieinfinite 6 років тому +5

      David the poop monger

    • @GigawingsVideo
      @GigawingsVideo 6 років тому

      So shit matter?

  • @kid.hudson_
    @kid.hudson_ 5 років тому +36

    0:52 "of course the question is, What the farmers mother..." lmao has me dead

  • @JenamDrag0n
    @JenamDrag0n 6 років тому +66

    lol, David the Ant was in the credits

  • @davidgrigorian7995
    @davidgrigorian7995 6 років тому +7

    I've waited 3 god damn years for these to come back!! And they are better then ever!! I'm back in my happy place!

  • @x_x4263
    @x_x4263 6 років тому +47

    Poor David he just wanted to help.

    • @sasagerm8449
      @sasagerm8449 6 років тому +1

      She, all worker ants are female.

    • @DavidCruickshank
      @DavidCruickshank 6 років тому

      And no one gave it to me.

    • @seircastillo2092
      @seircastillo2092 6 років тому

      And that is why they don;t send males to work. or else they'll be like David and bring back poop. lol

  • @michaeldowlin6778
    @michaeldowlin6778 3 роки тому +15

    I cannot contain the love I have for this man and his channel.
    What a legend!
    You're in another league!
    You cheers me the fuck up no matter what.
    I genuinely love your work mate.