@@AtomicShrimp oh I get ya there, same thing happens with me sometimes when opening some mackerel fillets. I just wiggle back and forth a few times with those tins until the metal bends off smoothly as it's a bit tricky to open a square can with a can opener. 😋
@@tumainitiger4655 As owner of a home made can opener, I have no problem with tight corners. But both, pull tabs and can opener opened cans, leave a catch, that keeps some of the food back. I like the cans, that come with a opening key and open sideways around.
Hehehe I've asked this before. I still don't remove the lid, just open it far enough to get the stuff out. I feel like they're designed so you aren't meant to remove the lid entirely.
I started to laugh uncontrollably, it’s 3AM and I can’t sleep and I’ve stumbled across a video of a middle aged man using an invention designed solely to test the wobliness of sausages😂😂
Honestly, if someone on the internet told me not to grab sausages straight out the jar... I would make an entire video dedicated to grabbing sausages out of jars.
That WobbleDog sets up some interesting harmonics on the firmer one - at lower revs you get a sway but at higher revs you get tighter oscillations but in each you set up standing/stationary waves. This would have been great for a physics A-Level practical :D
i love how long the hotdogs mostly are. like no worries about bun length they just are. in the us if you just buy “hotdogs” they are by default too short for the bun you have to specifically look for and pay extra for “bun length hot dogs” which is annoying
Thanks for the video! Now my wife can’t walk through the grocery store without pointing at the sausages and shouting “Wanna put one in the wobble dog?!”
The moment in which is bloody 05:00 in the morning and I still can't fall asleep watching hot dog wobbling tests, I am really questioning the point of my existence now
I have seen hot dogs in jars, never in cans. I have not tasted the jarred ones. American hot dogs come in three varieties: 1. Cheap pork dogs with varying amounts of filler, sold in plastic vacuum sealed packages. This category is what most people think of as a hot dog, and is the type sold at sporting events. Very soft, with a homogenous texture. 2. Kosher hot dogs with an all-beef filling, also sold in plastic packages. These taste like actual meat and have a texture to them. 3. Premium hot dogs made from all pork and no filler with a natural skin casing that produces a “snap” when you bite into them. Generally sold by the pound at the meat counter or delicatessen. These are to my mind the only ones worth eating, preferably with some hot sauerkraut and spicy mustard. I applaud your technological innovation in the field of wobble testing. I would have added an accelerometer, but perhaps next time.
@Joe Knoedler I'm pretty sure what he's talking about are actually fresh made sausage. Hot dogs only use collagen casings which are removed after cooking. Intestine cased is more or less actual sausages, IE frankfurters.
In germany "hotdogs" (tho we call them Wiener, or the thicker ones Bockwurst) are most commonly sold in jars- or just fresh from the butcher. I'm surprised the jars are not as common in the US. It's quite practical since they can be out of the fridge and still stay good for a long time.
As a Dane, I would say the Tulips are mostly for export. We breed a lot of pigs, but most Danes wouldn't eat sursage from a can or glass. We expect to find them in the fridge or freezer. And find canned hotdogs very "German". I'm actually living in Germany, but still buy all my sausages frozen or from the fridge
Probably similar to kosher dogs in the US. All beef, no pork, a higher quality of meat, and processing facilities that meet certain religious-based sanitary standards. They're likely the best hot dogs on that shelf - it's a shame he skipped them.
Winkinger are my guilty pleasure. They're cheap, smokey and always hit the spot. Jarred hotdogs just hold more flavour with the brines, it only makes sense.
Here in america folks would consider this weird and yet think nothing of it if they were tiny weiners in jars called cocktail weiners or cocktail franks. Made of the same ingredients, just different in size. I get beef hotdogs cheap at times and do can them as we do not simply eat hotdogs on a bun all the time (in fact, rarely at all). But once canned they can last a long time and not take up freezer space and are used in casseroles or in "beans n franks" sides. We can ours with either beef or vegetable broth. Nice as they can last for years that way.
As we speak, there are desperate housewives all over the world dropping their wine glasses and running for the internet to try and get their hands on a Wobble Dog 90031.
I really wonder about ME sometimes...it is 12:45 EST on a Friday night (still Covid) and when the Wobbledog shook the last three I could not stop laughing! Growing up in Trinidad WI in the 60s everything we ate was fresh but at Christmas we got a can of English hotdogs as a treat. My favorite is Hebrew National or Nathans seared in a cast iron skillet with very little oil. There are others but these can be found throughout the USA. Never ever look at it being made...some things are best left unseen and ignorance is indeed bliss.
That Hess’s hotdog was probably the most accurate depiction of a classic pork hotdog, which is basically the default for a hotdog. While Dino’s seems to be the most accurate, Except for the length (but not the girth), to a beef frank (which is a subcategory for the pork hotdog, basically for Boston Jews, because they can’t eat pork.) .
I’m American and I find it funny that y’all get your hots mostly in cans and jars, I don’t think I’ve ever seen them in cans or jars most of what I see in the store is in a vacuum pack except for my favorite hot dogs which are local here to North Carolina they come in bags that are loose, no brine and they are chicken and pork and are bright red.
Ive lived in west palm beach, florida and lived in apache junction AZ. Hot dogs have only ever been in vaccuum bags here. That being said if they sold them in jars i wouldnt know cause i never thought to look. I bet there'll be some if i check the canned food section
Thanks, my short sighted aunty walked in around the 12:15 mark took one look at my screen looked away then walked out of room muttering dirty pervert as she went.🙈🙈
Can confirm, as an American, never seen that jar of dogs. also u guys got an American section? that's cool. We usually don't have a Europe section but we do have European restaurants!
Thanks for the video, a very thorough evaluation of a wide range of brands. I have to say I have not tried the ones in jars I normally buy Herta but I will try the Jared ones now. Wobble dog was a stroke of genius, it's good to see a nice wobble.
500 years from now in history class: Greatest inventions of all time: 5. Harnessing Electricity - 1879 4. Printing Press - 1439 3. Wheel - 3200 bc 2. Fire - 125,000 bc 1. Wobble Dog 9003i - 2019
I literally just exited out of the video and started reading this in my head, and apparently it synced perfectly to him saying it and I burst out laughing.
Halfway through the wobble test I just started giggling uncontrollably and could no longer understand if I was personally having a breakdown, or merely watching someone else have one. =>.
At one point I was wondering why I was bothering watching this. Then the wobble dog happened and I was crying with laughter! Bravo for the deadpan delivery on that one.
This was just another food vlog until you introduced the Wobble Dog 9000. Suddenly, this is a science documentary. *Someone call Curiosity Stream* quickly.
I thought it said 90031, which is a zip code for a part of LA which is northeast of downtown. I'm sure lots of porn was filmed in that zip code. Now, I'm a sad.
I subbed for the scam videos, but I found your other content really enjoyable, too. This is, honestly, one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Your deadpan delivery and genuine sounding interest got to me in a way that most other content just can't. I've been too depressed to brush my hair or eat, and you made me actually smile for the first time in weeks. Thank you.
Damn, that got dark. You got anyone looking out for you? I don't brush my hair either but it's because I'm too busy not because I'm depressed... maybe try being too busy to be depressed?
@@BRUtahn that's exactly what I did, my husband lost his job a couple of months before I started college, so back in February I started working full time, I'm in college full time and we have a 3 year old. He got a job offer, so I put in my two weeks, but I feel so much better. And I shaved my head so I don't have to worry about brushing my hair lol
@@IDKwhatimdoingyet hey, I'm glad you're still around and feeling better. Enjoy the special moments with your little one. I have a 5 and a 1 yr old, they grow up too fast. I wish you and yours good health.
I love how serious he sounds while testing the wobbliness of hotdogs on a machine literally called the wobble dog 90031! I now know what I'll be doing after retirement.
16:12. I was crying laughing. The dedication to tweak the speed to get the perfect wobble. 😂😂. “I mean, look at the swing on that. You’ve just got to admire that.”😂😂 Imagine just sitting there playing with this machine and your wife walks in like: “What on God’s green earth is going on.....?” You: “It’s for science.”
I’m American and hot dogs in a jar just makes sense! At first I thought it was really odd. Then it occurred to me that the vacuum packs are awkward, leak, and aren’t resealable. I always have to put the opened pack in a ziploc bag then worry about them going bad.
The Jars are also re-useable for pantry storage and possibly even re -water bathing, or maybe even pressure canning but I have not tested the latter yet. Cans are just destined for landfill, as are the vacuum packs.
@@albapantheratigris6071 Yes, real scientific stuff going on here, next week checking out websites which use the number 30 in Roman numeral a lot?, and the Question of why? Roman numeral
This is genuinely, honestly, maybe one of the most absurd and frankly dumb things I've ever seen in my entire life. And I absolutely love it and wouldn't have it any other way. Fantastic video.
I went in expecting a typical hot dog wieners review. Instead, I get to witness the grandeur of the Wobble Dog 90031. 10/10. Also, how the heck can you keep a straight face?! I was busting out laughing all the way through.
I find this so funny. You have such a good skill for presentation and you're talking about wobbly sausages 😂 I bet you were the best at presentations in school.
Thanks - actually, this is something I only really learned later in life. I was a bit of a clown at school, and that hasn't gone away, I've just got it under control a bit more now
@@AtomicShrimp Oh man I'm so happy for you that you didn't end up having to suppress that part of you! Otherwise we wouldn't have great content like this. Thanks for being yourself.
so why do you open pull tab cans with a can opener? genuinely curious
Mostly this:: ua-cam.com/video/TkBQaKNJ-C8/v-deo.html
@@AtomicShrimp oh I get ya there, same thing happens with me sometimes when opening some mackerel fillets. I just wiggle back and forth a few times with those tins until the metal bends off smoothly as it's a bit tricky to open a square can with a can opener. 😋
@@tumainitiger4655 As owner of a home made can opener, I have no problem with tight corners. But both, pull tabs and can opener opened cans, leave a catch, that keeps some of the food back. I like the cans, that come with a opening key and open sideways around.
To fuck with the OCD police! 😂
Hehehe I've asked this before. I still don't remove the lid, just open it far enough to get the stuff out.
I feel like they're designed so you aren't meant to remove the lid entirely.
Have you ever asked yourself, what have I done wrong in my life to be watching some British guy "wobble testing" hotdogs at 2am?
No, I asked “what have I done right to deserve this” :D
I started to laugh uncontrollably, it’s 3AM and I can’t sleep and I’ve stumbled across a video of a middle aged man using an invention designed solely to test the wobliness of sausages😂😂
Fyre Rose i just asked myself the samething lol
He’s proud of wobbling hotdogs!
Its literally 2 am for me right now
19:58
"Well, that was interesting. I'm not sure exactly why".
Good summary of this entire video to be honest.
Honestly, if someone on the internet told me not to grab sausages straight out the jar... I would make an entire video dedicated to grabbing sausages out of jars.
@Simon Simon lolll
Same
I feel like this entire video was an elaborate setup to justify an extremely bizarre but somehow funny joke in the form of the Wobble Dog 90031.
“Hot dogs in chilled vacuum packs”
Me, an Australian: ahh yes the normal way to store hot dogs
I'm pretty sure that's how most of the world stores them. Europeans are just weird.
That's how most sausages are stored in Germany. Brits are weird.
@@JustSitAndLaugh I hate the english.
@@gogomonow France here to confirm it's just the Brits, just ignore them
I've never not seen a hotdog in one of those packs
That WobbleDog sets up some interesting harmonics on the firmer one - at lower revs you get a sway but at higher revs you get tighter oscillations but in each you set up standing/stationary waves. This would have been great for a physics A-Level practical :D
Hot dog nodes
I am out here suffering with stomach pain watching how a man is using a special wobble machine to test hot dog wobble.
Imagine his wife walking into the room, what you doing O.O oh I’m just wobbing these meat sausages 🤣🤣
lol i didnt expect that hilarious wiggle machine
Dinos is indeed an American brand! That said, the chilled vacuum packs are faaaar more common.
yeah i'm american and i've literally never seen canned or jarred hot dogs
I need an Atomic Shrimp and Ashens collaboration
here are the can hotdogs I got on wish for 1/4 pence
Me, a Portuguese: Is...Is there any other way to buy hot dogs that's not either in a can or a jar?? What is the world hiding from us??
You mean to tell me that the majority of hot dogs are not sold air-shut in a plastic bag?
@@marmel458 okay yes now that you mention it those do exist in the supermarkets but it's definitely not the most common way to sell hot dogs here lmao
@@Digimistake my dude, I had no idea you can have dogs in cans in the first place 🤣
@@marmel458 who would have known that there would be such a big cultural difference regarding hotdogs 😂
Holy fuck the wobbledog 90031 wasn't even advertised as the main attraction of this video but holy shit my man that was amazing
Life is good when you have time to build a "wobble dog" ! I also know the issue of loss of grip 😅
It's 5:34AM in Brazil, and I am still up due to the joys of watching the Wobble Dog 90031 do it's thing...
Someone's going to be eating hotdogs for the next 2 weeks.
I've done it before, and I'll do it again!
@@bellphorion You're not funny
No, the next 3 to 5 days as they are opened. Keep the ambulance on speed dial 😂😂😂
Chop up the hotdogs & mix with rice & mushrooms or other veggies
Some chicken super noodles, peas and onions with chopped hot dogs. Dinner of champions
@19:53 that was interesting, I'm not sure exactly why! 😆
i love how long the hotdogs mostly are. like no worries about bun length they just are. in the us if you just buy “hotdogs” they are by default too short for the bun you have to specifically look for and pay extra for “bun length hot dogs” which is annoying
I watched this video when you released it, about a year ago, and again tonight. Definitely worth a rewatch from time to time 😂😁👍
Same thing, I do like to come back to these 👌
Alternative title: How To Demonetise A UA-cam Video Using One WobbleDog 9003i
Thanks for the video! Now my wife can’t walk through the grocery store without pointing at the sausages and shouting “Wanna put one in the wobble dog?!”
I have never heard of vacuum packed hot dogs. Well you learn something new everyday
I never heard of hotdogs in a can or jar.
Vacuum packed is all you get in america
@Really Random
Haha, I’m the opposite! I never heard of hot dogs in a jar. You’re right, you DO learn something new everyday!
So, your image of a good old fashioned American 4th of July bbq would be people picking weiners out of jars and cans, then putting them in buns?
@@chocomanger6873 I'm British
New subscriber, Finding your stuff in a can fun. But this episode has me laughing to tears. 😂 Thank you much needed.
Nearly 2 years later and Wobble Dog 9003i (+ the commentary) still makes me laugh to tears.
Lol the wobble dog, funniest thing I've seen in awhile! Thank you for this.
This is obscene, lol, thanks made my day during these trying times, you get a subscribe from me, thumbs up..
The moment in which is bloody 05:00 in the morning and I still can't fall asleep watching hot dog wobbling tests, I am really questioning the point of my existence now
I have seen hot dogs in jars, never in cans. I have not tasted the jarred ones.
American hot dogs come in three varieties:
1. Cheap pork dogs with varying amounts of filler, sold in plastic vacuum sealed packages. This category is what most people think of as a hot dog, and is the type sold at sporting events. Very soft, with a homogenous texture.
2. Kosher hot dogs with an all-beef filling, also sold in plastic packages. These taste like actual meat and have a texture to them.
3. Premium hot dogs made from all pork and no filler with a natural skin casing that produces a “snap” when you bite into them. Generally sold by the pound at the meat counter or delicatessen. These are to my mind the only ones worth eating, preferably with some hot sauerkraut and spicy mustard.
I applaud your technological innovation in the field of wobble testing. I would have added an accelerometer, but perhaps next time.
Worked at a meat shop for a while. The premiums come in vacuum sealed packs also
@Joe Knoedler
I'm pretty sure what he's talking about are actually fresh made sausage. Hot dogs only use collagen casings which are removed after cooking. Intestine cased is more or less actual sausages, IE frankfurters.
Spending Sunday morning watching a man put various hot dogs/sausages through a wobble test. I've achieved peak life.
You’ve opened my eyes to the intricacies of the humble hot dog
I nearly broke when he got out the Wobble Dog 9003i haha, I so need one, could watch that thing all day haha
In Sydney, hot dogs are usually sold in those vacuum-sealed packages; you can also buy frankfurters individually from a butcher,
The wobble test proves that the internet can make me look at anything against my better judgement.
In germany "hotdogs" (tho we call them Wiener, or the thicker ones Bockwurst) are most commonly sold in jars- or just fresh from the butcher. I'm surprised the jars are not as common in the US. It's quite practical since they can be out of the fridge and still stay good for a long time.
As a Dane, I would say the Tulips are mostly for export. We breed a lot of pigs, but most Danes wouldn't eat sursage from a can or glass. We expect to find them in the fridge or freezer. And find canned hotdogs very "German". I'm actually living in Germany, but still buy all my sausages frozen or from the fridge
I’m somewhat concerned what setting 2 on the Wobbledog does....
Is it wrong that I want one?
"Halal hotdogs" lmao what did they do? Pray to the car tyre before shredding it?
Actually yes
Probably similar to kosher dogs in the US. All beef, no pork, a higher quality of meat, and processing facilities that meet certain religious-based sanitary standards. They're likely the best hot dogs on that shelf - it's a shame he skipped them.
The internet was made specifically with the Wobble Dog in mind. Genius level UA-cam.
I know i'm very late to the show but the wobble dog machine has made me laugh a lot. On slow its like a dogs tail wagging. Keep it up old chap :)
When I was a child a staple for me was a "wobbly sausage kebab" wobbly tinned hotdog sausages in a pita breas.
As an American, I know very few Americans who actively enjoy hotdogs
I've got a feeling the hotdog sales are going to take a spike in sales, after this. Hotdogs are never gonna be the same for me, ever again.
I regularly come back to this video when I feel down
Winkinger are my guilty pleasure. They're cheap, smokey and always hit the spot. Jarred hotdogs just hold more flavour with the brines, it only makes sense.
I'm with you there.
That Wobble Dog looks like something Big Clive would build. For scientific purposes only, of course.
It takes 11 minutes to get to the punchline, but it's well worth it.
Why would they bother calling them American hot dogs if they put it in a can. You just had one job
honestly cans and jars make more sense for hot dogs for longevity, I also find the vacuum packs to be quite annoying sometimes
Do you only start you're videos with OK when it's a scammer video. I was expecting an OK.
It turns out that I just start a lot of sentences with "OK..." or 'So...", but Weird Stuff In A Can videos always begin with the welcome back message
You’re
I very rarely eat hotdogs. I sometimes get the turkey ones and fry them split in half but not fully (split side down) in a pan.
Here in america folks would consider this weird and yet think nothing of it if they were tiny weiners in jars called cocktail weiners or cocktail franks. Made of the same ingredients, just different in size. I get beef hotdogs cheap at times and do can them as we do not simply eat hotdogs on a bun all the time (in fact, rarely at all). But once canned they can last a long time and not take up freezer space and are used in casseroles or in "beans n franks" sides. We can ours with either beef or vegetable broth. Nice as they can last for years that way.
During the 1950s we used to receive care packages which contained Argentinian tinned hot dogs as well as corned beef.
Just what I needed to watch on a cold and miserable day... whi knew?!🤣🤣🤣👏
As we speak, there are desperate housewives all over the world dropping their wine glasses and running for the internet to try and get their hands on a Wobble Dog 90031.
I really wonder about ME sometimes...it is 12:45 EST on a Friday night (still Covid) and when the Wobbledog shook the last three I could not stop laughing! Growing up in Trinidad WI in the 60s everything we ate was fresh but at Christmas we got a can of English hotdogs as a treat. My favorite is Hebrew National or Nathans seared in a cast iron skillet with very little oil. There are others but these can be found throughout the USA. Never ever look at it being made...some things are best left unseen and ignorance is indeed bliss.
That Hess’s hotdog was probably the most accurate depiction of a classic pork hotdog, which is basically the default for a hotdog. While Dino’s seems to be the most accurate, Except for the length (but not the girth), to a beef frank (which is a subcategory for the pork hotdog, basically for Boston Jews, because they can’t eat pork.) .
I never thought I would hear the phrase "authentic American hot dogs" before.
I’m American and I find it funny that y’all get your hots mostly in cans and jars, I don’t think I’ve ever seen them in cans or jars most of what I see in the store is in a vacuum pack except for my favorite hot dogs which are local here to North Carolina they come in bags that are loose, no brine and they are chicken and pork and are bright red.
This made my entire freaking day. Its the best!
Needed a feedback loop to fix rpm at resonant frequency
Ive lived in west palm beach, florida and lived in apache junction AZ. Hot dogs have only ever been in vaccuum bags here. That being said if they sold them in jars i wouldnt know cause i never thought to look. I bet there'll be some if i check the canned food section
I tried so hard to not laught but lost it when he said look at the swing on that gotta admire it lmao
Thanks, my short sighted aunty walked in around the 12:15 mark took one look at my screen looked away then walked out of room muttering dirty pervert as she went.🙈🙈
When that wobble dog machine starts it just reminds me of a man with his whanger out shaking all there junk about... 😳 😅
Can confirm, as an American, never seen that jar of dogs. also u guys got an American section? that's cool. We usually don't have a Europe section but we do have European restaurants!
Thanks for the video, a very thorough evaluation of a wide range of brands. I have to say I have not tried the ones in jars I normally buy Herta but I will try the Jared ones now.
Wobble dog was a stroke of genius, it's good to see a nice wobble.
We have a form of hot dogs in a can in America, but they are tiny wieners we call Vienna sausages. 99.9% of our hot dogs come in packs.
why am i watching a man measure the wobbliness of hot dogs with a machine
this guy can make anything interesting
Because you have nothing better to do
The only reason the INTERNET came into EXISTENCE is for these videos ...oh damn I'm not even gonna look for rule 34.
@@Skittenmeow You're not funny.
@@tripleunder oh believe me, I know. That's why I don't talk to anyone in real life.
500 years from now in history class:
Greatest inventions of all time:
5. Harnessing Electricity - 1879
4. Printing Press - 1439
3. Wheel - 3200 bc
2. Fire - 125,000 bc
1. Wobble Dog 9003i - 2019
I like how its the 9003i not the 9000.
sounds like something i would do lol
"I mean, look at the swing on that. You just got to admire that."
- Atomic Shrimp, 2019
Excellent lob rate
magnificent
I literally just exited out of the video and started reading this in my head, and apparently it synced perfectly to him saying it and I burst out laughing.
I somehow find that very dirty.
Pigs after they find out what happens to their dead bodies: "The horror, the horror."
That comment reminded me of a sketch featuring a very bad GP, and a bewildered patient, on Chris Morris' 'Blue Jam' series. I'm not saying any more.
Halfway through the wobble test I just started giggling uncontrollably and could no longer understand if I was personally having a breakdown, or merely watching someone else have one. =>.
This entire video is basically super advanced shitposting. You cannot convince me otherwise.
@@Reallytallsocks i mean, its a series about food in cans
@@Reallytallsocks it is golden comedy, man, this is the new way
I didn’t get passed the first sausage 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Holy fuck, I can't believe you created a machine to test the wobbliness. You've gone above and beyond, my good sir.
At one point I was wondering why I was bothering watching this. Then the wobble dog happened and I was crying with laughter! Bravo for the deadpan delivery on that one.
you ALWAYS need to hang around for Shrimp shenanigans. Always worth it
Same as that dude...as soon as the wobble Dog came out i was pissing my pants...Peace.
He's British, isn't it all deadpan?
Atomic, please consider blurring future Wobble Dog segments. My wife was passing by during one and now won't stop giving me weird looks.
This was just another food vlog until you introduced the Wobble Dog 9000.
Suddenly, this is a science documentary. *Someone call Curiosity Stream* quickly.
The Wobble Dog 9003i is the epitome of a novel invention that nobody ever asked for.
I Want one!!! They must be on ebay!
@Mad Rob where would one find one of these? Asking for a friend
I thought it said 90031, which is a zip code for a part of LA which is northeast of downtown. I'm sure lots of porn was filmed in that zip code.
Now, I'm a sad.
I don’t know man... I’m more concerned about where the other 9002 models went prior. That’s so much wobbly sausage
@@alanguile8945 Me Too!
So...the angle of the dangle IS proportional to the heat of the meat. I KNEW it.
Nearly spit my favorite embibement all over the place. Go fuck your hat, partner.
@@davidcool5189 😎
Keep your dog in a vice.
@@EggBastion keep your stick on the ice
George Clinton quote?
I've never laughed so hard at the Wobble Dog 90031. Discovered from the Scambaiting, staying for weird stuff in a can
Same
*9003i
Staying for everything else. It's all quality content on this channel.
@@theSafetyCar the same 'new sub'
Same
This UA-cam channel requires a mature audience.
Floppy willy
wobbly sausage
I'll show myself out then. 😁
Random Monty Python Military Figure: "This has all gotten too silly, and you are required to stop this nonsense immediately!"
@@sbob17 goddamn it.
"It's having trouble holding itself up." I smeared my mascara wand across my face. My laughter scared the fur off my cat.
1960:we are going to have flying cars in the future.l
2020:A guy testing wich sausage wobbles the most
Which **
17:04 How do i explain myself if somebody walks in on me watching this?
I just switch to my porn tab. It's easier to explain
@@Anders1314 there really is no difference
I subbed for the scam videos, but I found your other content really enjoyable, too. This is, honestly, one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Your deadpan delivery and genuine sounding interest got to me in a way that most other content just can't. I've been too depressed to brush my hair or eat, and you made me actually smile for the first time in weeks. Thank you.
Damn, that got dark. You got anyone looking out for you? I don't brush my hair either but it's because I'm too busy not because I'm depressed... maybe try being too busy to be depressed?
@@BRUtahn that's exactly what I did, my husband lost his job a couple of months before I started college, so back in February I started working full time, I'm in college full time and we have a 3 year old. He got a job offer, so I put in my two weeks, but I feel so much better. And I shaved my head so I don't have to worry about brushing my hair lol
@@IDKwhatimdoingyet hey, I'm glad you're still around and feeling better. Enjoy the special moments with your little one. I have a 5 and a 1 yr old, they grow up too fast. I wish you and yours good health.
I love how serious he sounds while testing the wobbliness of hotdogs on a machine literally called the wobble dog 90031! I now know what I'll be doing after retirement.
I can't even.....I'm laughing so hard I'm crying 😂😂😂😂😂
This video is soooo underrated!
British humor at its finest
You could be one of the two known hot dog kinematics experts
Repurposed shag-a-matic 3000???
American viewer here.
We mostly see our hot dogs in vacuum sealed packs. I've never seen hot dogs in a can or jar before.
Honestly, Britain is always such a culprit for shitty mass produced food marked as "american". Dont know if this happens everywhere else
At least here on the east coast, we have cans of baby hotdogs at gas stations and NEX stores.
As an American I've had plenty of hotdog's inside cans
@Jay Arre oh ok
Im from Ireland and Poland and same here
16:12.
I was crying laughing. The dedication to tweak the speed to get the perfect wobble. 😂😂.
“I mean, look at the swing on that. You’ve just got to admire that.”😂😂
Imagine just sitting there playing with this machine and your wife walks in like:
“What on God’s green earth is going on.....?”
You: “It’s for science.”
That is the most phallic video I've ever seen. If you managed to keep this monetized you're a legend.
This guy is a complete legend!
Every man should know the breaking strain of their sausage !!!
@@johnascroft9206 mine never breaks ahaha
@@Mark-tx9kz that's both good to hear and too much information LOL !!!
I need to get a woble dog.
"Well...that was interesting. I'm not sure exactly...why"
Got me so good.
That last one especially
I never thought I’d spend 25 minutes of my life watching a grown man do a sausage review on youtube
.. and surprisingly, it was enjoyable 😂🙃
need some canned hotdog buns now
They have bread in a can in japanese vending machines lol.
@@meowrchl97 Canned bread! Squidward would be proud (only die hard spongebob fans will understand)
@Mad Rob *CANNED COOCHIE*
"But mr. Krabs I nEeD some CaNEd CoOChie!"
-Squidward
@@meowrchl97 Shrimp did canned bread in a different video
Saw canned bread in lower Berlin last year. So there's that.
Ill be honest you were kind of losing me around 10mins but you brought out the Wobble Dog 90031 and i got sucked right back in
Interesting wording there
I’m American and hot dogs in a jar just makes sense! At first I thought it was really odd. Then it occurred to me that the vacuum packs are awkward, leak, and aren’t resealable. I always have to put the opened pack in a ziploc bag then worry about them going bad.
plus i found jarred ones tend to be better quality
The Jars are also re-useable for pantry storage and possibly even re -water bathing, or maybe even pressure canning but I have not tested the latter yet. Cans are just destined for landfill, as are the vacuum packs.
@@NonsensicalSpudz Then you've never had an "American" Hot Dog. The difference between these and our hotdogs is night and day.
@@Plasmastorm73_n5evv what’s that got to do with cans and tins? I’m talking about that not what country has better hot dogs
OMG! Your wobble machine had me cracking up! How did you keep straight face?!? You evil genius you!
I thought the exact same thing and also you think this video got demonatizes 😂🤣🤣
Because, it’s for scientific reasons, these are very pertinent questions that must be answered. Get your mind out of the gutter.
@Mad Rob Wiener wobbler
@@albapantheratigris6071 Yes, real scientific stuff going on here, next week checking out websites which use the number 30 in Roman numeral a lot?, and the Question of why? Roman numeral
Never laughed so much in my entire life and nearly peed myself
Me too!!! Watching it now!! 2023!!!
This is genuinely, honestly, maybe one of the most absurd and frankly dumb things I've ever seen in my entire life. And I absolutely love it and wouldn't have it any other way. Fantastic video.
@@crauldrachinasvladington6663 Best notification I've gotten all year.
I went in expecting a typical hot dog wieners review. Instead, I get to witness the grandeur of the Wobble Dog 90031. 10/10.
Also, how the heck can you keep a straight face?! I was busting out laughing all the way through.
I love how everyone, including myself, think it's 90031 and not 9003i
I find this so funny. You have such a good skill for presentation and you're talking about wobbly sausages 😂 I bet you were the best at presentations in school.
Thanks - actually, this is something I only really learned later in life. I was a bit of a clown at school, and that hasn't gone away, I've just got it under control a bit more now
@@AtomicShrimp Oh man I'm so happy for you that you didn't end up having to suppress that part of you! Otherwise we wouldn't have great content like this. Thanks for being yourself.
I'm an eighty year old lady who has been widowed for thirty years.
You reminded me what I've been missing all these years!
Thank you. ❤️
🤣😀🤣
God bless you! 🌭
😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This comment is criminally underrated.
😂😂😂
Don't you go waving your wobbly hot dogs and their salty fluids at me young man, my girlfriend won't approve. I'm on a diet.