This is a cheeseburger, complete with bun, in a can. I bought it from Conserva.DE - here's a link to the product: shop.conserva.... More info at www.dosenburger.de
PandemoniumMeltDown don't waste your time. Unless walked recently their paws have no smell. They should stink as it's the only part of their body with sweat glands.
@@planed1978 *Beef product *Caution : Beef product might not actually contains beef, please -please please for the love of God DO NOT SUE US- enjoy your meal
Well that's not too far off a normal cheap cheeseburger. Because you have the burger, burger bun, cheese, sauces, tomato, onion... Perfectly possible that the burger itself is nearly 100% beef.
@@thegorgon7063 nah dude the lettuce and stuff isn’t apart if that percentage. I’m pretty sure the rest is like water or something. Cause it would’ve given the percentage for the cheese and buns. But you could be right
The dogs feet reference was unexpected, understood, and somehow how very similar to how I imagined this product to be like as you reviewed it. Incredible.
i don't know if anyone said anything about it, but chester isn't a type of cheese but actually a rooster that's been fed artificial food for 12 years and has a specific type of deboning process, its chicken pretty much.
Talos Escher The burger has both cheese and chester listed in the ingredients! I don't think you're right about the 12 years (imagine the cost to produce!) and artificial food, however. A Chester is essentially a big, roasting chicken (almost as big as a turkey), with it's large sized owed to a breeding program. I think it's originally from the same people who breed Cobb chickens (good chance the chicken you pick up at the Supermarket will be a Cobb breed). They've probably used chicken fat in the burger pate because it's cheaper than beef fat.
Well, that was hilarious! Thanks for braving that experience for us, Mr Shrimp. One thing to remember when I stock my underground bunker for the end of the world, is lots and lots of water!!! And yes, I know what you mean about dogs feet. Interestingly my cat’s paws have a particular smell now he’s old - maybe we all do too :D
You'll probably never see this, but just to let you know, a screenshot for this video is currently in a Powerpoint presentation about the synthesis of sodium acetate from sodium hydroxide and ethyl acetate because I watched this video and while you were going through the ingredients list, I saw that you listed sodium acetate as a food additive! Sincerely, a 2nd year chemical engineering student and Atomic Shrimp fan
Thousands of years ago early humans tried foods to see if they were edible. Fast forward to present day and humans still try foods for the very same reason. Like those early humans you are a pioneer my friend.
I wonder if the reason there are no cooking instructions is because it is made, presumably, for when society has collapsed, and therefore no microwaves!
Many years ago, our mother took us on a bus trip to Florida. My brother and myself. We actually got snowed in at the bus stop in North Carolina.. We had to spend 3 days there, sleeping on chairs and the only thing to eat was burgers wrapped in foil. I bet that this burger was similar to those burgers. About a year old, sitting in a vending machine, waiting for people with nothing else to eat to scarf them down.
Whenever i microwave something I usually wrap it in a paper towel to help contain the moisture and keep the food from drying out. Should’ve helped with the bread here, maybe even made the meat slightly better
Some things definitely should not exist. This is one of them. As for the hot sauce improvement, well yes of course, it would even make a turd taste better !
This stuff is great Atomic Shrimp I keep my camper stocked with an amount of dried and canned non perishable food so because of the pandemic even some of that had to be binned so I’m now fascinated by this stuff
2018: Its a burger in a can that's mediocre when cold and passable when reheated. 2020: If the lockdown continues this might be the only way to get a burger. Gawd damn i miss Mc Donalds. 2121: I'll trade you half a can of guzzoline for the foody can sandwich.
Ahh ya know how ya open them cans easy? Ya slip your index finger in the loop and pull back with your thumb placed at the center circle for leverage and lift.
Five years later, after surprisingly getting through a pandemic, and at the verge of World War III, maybe it wouldn't be so wild to keep some of these just in case.
Mechanically recovered mystery meat burger that made your dog wimper... Think I'll stick with nuts and berries next time I'm stuck in the arse end of Oregon State.
Reminds me of this one time I went to a store and they had in the fridge or whatever they call them things with doors a cheeseburger with bacon and you had to microwave it to be truthful it tastes better then mc Donald's then again I'm not a mc Donald's fan.
Dog feet smell in my experience seems like liver meat, that has been cooked a few days ago. Maybe there are other parts of a cow that smell and taste like this. All in all it just means that the meat used was pretty cheap and not the things you expect in a patty
Nearly all food has really weird comparisons, if one wants to do so. That's because there is not much to choose from: only food, and non-food (all non-food is automatically strange...). And smells tend to be related, no matter how strange. For example, beef... Probably smells like muddy shoe leather a bit. Parmesan is said to actually taste and smell similar to vomit. Etc. Anyway, your reaction is really small-minded.
Normal healthy dog - _Check_ Earthy/Mushroomy not unpleasant smell - _Check_ Cheesy - _??? Not here they're not but then maybe that's a breed thing? Perhaps we manage our floors differently?_ Taste - _Really not unpleasant either, a little saltier than they smell but all the same I'll just stick to a casual sniff now and then._ Also - have you noticed how a dogs inner ear often smell of miso soup? My girl errs a little closer to Marmite and no, nice as that smell is even I've got my limits.
Sometimes my dog smells salty and cheesy like nachos... I can vouch for the aroma of dog feet being earthy and mushroomy. In fact, their feet smell significantly better than their breath.
I have a feeling you're supposed to toast it in either an oven or over an open fire, don't know if you're supposed do it on top of or inside the emptied can, cooking instructions would help so you could tell the paramedics exactly what went wrong when they are undoubtedly called to check upon your almost lifeless body
Definitely intended to be cooked over an open flame or similar stovetop cooking. As these are meant as a survivalist item which means open top cooking as opposed to ovens and microwaves.
Soliant green. Human remains in a can. You may be eating that same meat at Taco Bell. Every Pepsi Cola owned restaurant serves ground up and liquified baby parts. True.
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Came for the scambait, stayed for the..........
Canned burgers????
FACTS
stayed for the VARIETY😉
I'm your 666th like!
For some reason, I can't read the "Canned burgers????" without thinking of "PREGANANAT???"
Lol
2020 here. Still 9 years to go on that expiration date.
2021! 8yrs and counting
5 years remain
Immediately sniffed my dog’s feet to have the shared experience. I also sniffed the cat’s foot... no scent
The plot thickens
What's your dog feet smell like? After extensively sniffing 3 dogs in total, i got a very slight muddy damp smell from the terrier.
@@Gunzee All this dog feet snifing is starting to make me uncomfortable. Uneasy to not have a dog. Might have to borrow my neighbour's... o.O
PandemoniumMeltDown don't waste your time. Unless walked recently their paws have no smell.
They should stink as it's the only part of their body with sweat glands.
Gunzee grassy earth smell is they have been walking outside
According to the website:
Bun: soft & fluffy.
Onions: sweet & heart.
Tomatoes: fruity & fine.
Ketchup: powerful & good.
Cheese: softly melting and aromatic.
Beef: super & juicy
42% beef, we really are living in the future aren’t we?
Make me wonder what is other 58% made off.
@@planed1978 *Beef product
*Caution : Beef product might not actually contains beef, please -please please for the love of God DO NOT SUE US- enjoy your meal
58% air
Well that's not too far off a normal cheap cheeseburger. Because you have the burger, burger bun, cheese, sauces, tomato, onion... Perfectly possible that the burger itself is nearly 100% beef.
@@thegorgon7063 nah dude the lettuce and stuff isn’t apart if that percentage. I’m pretty sure the rest is like water or something. Cause it would’ve given the percentage for the cheese and buns. But you could be right
It is still absolutely behind me how people willingly buy and consume these products. It’s genuinely unfathomable.
The dogs feet reference was unexpected, understood, and somehow how very similar to how I imagined this product to be like as you reviewed it. Incredible.
i don't know if anyone said anything about it, but chester isn't a type of cheese but actually a rooster that's been fed artificial food for 12 years and has a specific type of deboning process, its chicken pretty much.
so thats a slice of meat not cheese? lol
Talos Escher The burger has both cheese and chester listed in the ingredients! I don't think you're right about the 12 years (imagine the cost to produce!) and artificial food, however. A Chester is essentially a big, roasting chicken (almost as big as a turkey), with it's large sized owed to a breeding program. I think it's originally from the same people who breed Cobb chickens (good chance the chicken you pick up at the Supermarket will be a Cobb breed). They've probably used chicken fat in the burger pate because it's cheaper than beef fat.
I call it "Frito paws" since I think a dog's feet smell like Fritos.
You know your dog needs a bath when it starts to smell like fritos.
@@danejurus69 I might say a change of diet is in order.
Lol! Yes! I just commented this. Glad to see someone else thinks so
In a real survival situation that would be worth its weight in gold.
"Dosenbistro" is actually a really good brand. Very popular among German preppers :)
They have very nice, quality whole meals in cans.
He used the pull tab! Hooray!
After trying to open a can with a bottle opener.
@@katowalsuraj that's why his country wont exist in 50 years.
There's something about your voice that makes me watch videos that i would never consider to watch, love your content dad
wow
The English have an annoying accent
Is this guy your dad?
@@R-Lee- in spirit
@@gabrielidalgo1 you're a child, who doesn't see his real dad much, aren't you.
I think that is something you bring with you when tou go hiking,camping...if you get lost and dont eat for 5 days that thing would be a morale booster
I mean it's a preserved burger.. it will either be weirdly dry or bumped full of chemicals so that even bacteria won't dare eat it.
"Oh there was a hiss..."
*Cries In MRE*
Well, that was hilarious! Thanks for braving that experience for us, Mr Shrimp. One thing to remember when I stock my underground bunker for the end of the world, is lots and lots of water!!! And yes, I know what you mean about dogs feet. Interestingly my cat’s paws have a particular smell now he’s old - maybe we all do too :D
If my food doesn't have a moisture absorber in it, I'm not interested.
The people who are stocking up on toilet paper clearly don’t know about this 😂
You'll probably never see this, but just to let you know, a screenshot for this video is currently in a Powerpoint presentation about the synthesis of sodium acetate from sodium hydroxide and ethyl acetate because I watched this video and while you were going through the ingredients list, I saw that you listed sodium acetate as a food additive!
Sincerely, a 2nd year chemical engineering student and Atomic Shrimp fan
Thousands of years ago early humans tried foods to see if they were edible. Fast forward to present day and humans still try foods for the very same reason. Like those early humans you are a pioneer my friend.
The Burger was sent free of charge from the Manufacturer. The competitor Manufacturer
If I could give this two likes, I would. Your comparisons are hilarious! Thanks for the laughs. 🤣
In Germany Burgers are often cooked through when its pork or has pork
The dark, plasticky edges on the cheese remind me of the grilled cheese we got for school lunch in elementary school
We all called him pointless, the absolute worst idea for canned food.
Then came the McPocalypse.
"I dOn'T LiKe pUlL tAbS" *proceeds to struggle and fail to open it with a shitty can opener* 😂😂
in 2029, when the animals have reclaimed the earth, you will be happy to find the burgers in a can
"something wobbling around in there..." -hmmmmmmmmmm wonder what it could be?
Nothing the Wobble-O-Meter can't help us figure out :D
It is originaly meant to eat cold but Steaming it is the best way to enjoy it hot
I wonder if the reason there are no cooking instructions is because it is made, presumably, for when society has collapsed, and therefore no microwaves!
Many years ago, our mother took us on a bus trip to Florida. My brother and myself. We actually got snowed in at the bus stop in North Carolina.. We had to spend 3 days there, sleeping on chairs and the only thing to eat was burgers wrapped in foil. I bet that this burger was similar to those burgers. About a year old, sitting in a vending machine, waiting for people with nothing else to eat to scarf them down.
Appreciated the Ashens callback there 😏
yeah, it definitely looks like something left out from a trip to Mcdonalds. XD
12:23 it's only kinky the first time
This looks better than the burgers they serve at school
Whenever i microwave something I usually wrap it in a paper towel to help contain the moisture and keep the food from drying out. Should’ve helped with the bread here, maybe even made the meat slightly better
Some things definitely should not exist. This is one of them. As for the hot sauce improvement, well yes of course, it would even make a turd taste better !
As a german i am very disgusted we produced that, you know we like burgers and cheese to... But not like this!
I almost forgot, nice vid.
DOSENBURGER DAS GEFÄLLT MIR. SEHR GUT. SEHR LECKER. Servus aus Hessen 🇩🇪
This just looks like something you would Order at a McDonalds, bet the taste isnt too far off either
You have a tab to open the can, and then use a can opener bc you don't like the tab. I don't have a question I left a statement.
"Smells and tastes like dog's feet" We call that "Frito feet" or it smells like corn chips
What's your problem with pull-tab cans? Do they make things too easy or something? Do you prefer the character-building labor of using a can opener?
I wanna throw the burger against the wall to see if it bounce back lol
that must taste so good....after being hungry for weeks
The "dog's feet" smell is extremely similar to doritos. I love that smell.
This stuff is great Atomic Shrimp I keep my camper stocked with an amount of dried and canned non perishable food so because of the pandemic even some of that had to be binned so I’m now fascinated by this stuff
It's now 2020. Merry Xmas and Happy New Year.
Greetings from Australia.
2018: Its a burger in a can that's mediocre when cold and passable when reheated.
2020: If the lockdown continues this might be the only way to get a burger. Gawd damn i miss Mc Donalds.
2121: I'll trade you half a can of guzzoline for the foody can sandwich.
My mom's Scotty dog Brodie, now sadly departed, but his feet always smelt like biscuits.
nice hiss
Would you not drop the can into boiling water for 10 or 15 mins so the burger cooks but stays dry and is slightly steamed
this will be recommended in 9 years
Ahh ya know how ya open them cans easy? Ya slip your index finger in the loop and pull back with your thumb placed at the center circle for leverage and lift.
Nope
Stranded in the Alps, I would rather find a can of diabolical Bell Farms Baked Beans (worst I have ever tried.)
Only thing missing is a jalapeno. They come canned you know.
Rustlers microwave burgers have never seemed so appealing.
You are a braver man than me Mr Shrimp....peace.
I'm amazed that this even existed
honestly I'd love to see someone keep one of these until the best before and then eat it
Five years later, after surprisingly getting through a pandemic, and at the verge of World War III, maybe it wouldn't be so wild to keep some of these just in case.
Dog's feet 😂
That actually really helped, I know exactly what dogs feet smell like.
Mechanically recovered mystery meat burger that made your dog wimper... Think I'll stick with nuts and berries next time I'm stuck in the arse end of Oregon State.
food: exists
Americans: *c a n*
It was made in Europe you idiot 😂 specifically Germany
It looks exactly like a School Cafeteria Burger
I really want a cheeseburger now.
Reading the ingredients list reminds me of the animaniacs song.
I don't think I've ever seen a dog with feet before. Does a dog's feet smell differently from the dog's hands?
It's a survivalist food, so you eat it as it is.
Reminds me of this one time I went to a store and they had in the fridge or whatever they call them things with doors a cheeseburger with bacon and you had to microwave it to be truthful it tastes better then mc Donald's then again I'm not a mc Donald's fan.
Dawg you really should of prepped it why did you just eat it straight outta the can in the first half 😭
Came for the scambait, stayed for the..........
Canned burgers????
Will it still keep its expiry date if you eat it?
Honestly debating stocking up on this kinda stuff lol
Dog feet smell in my experience seems like liver meat, that has been cooked a few days ago. Maybe there are other parts of a cow that smell and taste like this.
All in all it just means that the meat used was pretty cheap and not the things you expect in a patty
Soon, the world itself will be in a can
I’m sorry but if it smells like dog feet, it’s burgernauceous lol 😂
Anyone else have to go and smell their dog’s feet? No? Just me? 🤣 🐶
Dog paw burger - Yummy!
I’d love to see Gordon Ramsay eat this and give his opinion.
post apocalypse you probably won't have a microwave. It's surely meant to be steamed :)
I would have boiled the can, no idea if that is the idea just feels like a good idea.
Not gonna lie you had me in the first part..
Need to wrap the whole thing in a wet paper towel before reheating to reinconstitute, Then its better.
"2029 that's 11 years in the future"
Me(not noticing the upload date): hol up
I bet it still tastes nicer than a Rustlers "burger".
I really, really hope the smell and taste isn't indicative of what that burger is really made of 😧
I love the variety of your channel, it’s awesome!
Yes, it does contain all the food groups after all. And in bonus, you get scammers for desert if you eat all your cannage and do beehaaaave.
Little hiss, alright so let's get this out onto a tray. Nice
10years into a zombie apocalypse and you would love this burger.
@@PodCashUSA lol, I think you're the dumbass
@@CanYouDontirl cannot remember
I think I'll be making zombie burgers
Who's to say this is a last resort?
fantastic corona burger
"It tastes and smells like dog feet, but it's not unpleasant"
*_O K A Y . . ._*
I am unsure whether I want or absolutely do not want to hear about Shimp's dog feet fetish
Nearly all food has really weird comparisons, if one wants to do so. That's because there is not much to choose from: only food, and non-food (all non-food is automatically strange...). And smells tend to be related, no matter how strange. For example, beef... Probably smells like muddy shoe leather a bit. Parmesan is said to actually taste and smell similar to vomit. Etc. Anyway, your reaction is really small-minded.
Normal healthy dog - _Check_
Earthy/Mushroomy not unpleasant smell - _Check_
Cheesy - _??? Not here they're not but then maybe that's a breed thing? Perhaps we manage our floors differently?_
Taste - _Really not unpleasant either, a little saltier than they smell but all the same I'll just stick to a casual sniff now and then._
Also - have you noticed how a dogs inner ear often smell of miso soup? My girl errs a little closer to Marmite and no, nice as that smell is even I've got my limits.
I wonder how many people have smelled their dogs feet after seeing this...
Dogs must be very confused.
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Sometimes my dog smells salty and cheesy like nachos... I can vouch for the aroma of dog feet being earthy and mushroomy. In fact, their feet smell significantly better than their breath.
Yea, my Husky hangs in my bed for awhile an I can smell his feet after. Musty and earthy
My dog smells like Fritos.
@Rainy Days And Razorblades interesting opinion, unfortunately you do not have a father figure
@@sunnyscott4876 my sister called her cocker spaniel frito feet!
@@neweyeswideopen OK 👍!
Can I get a can of fries with that?
Lmao
@Joel Lara lmfao!!!
Some canned mustard
Lol and a canned apple pie
Canned ketchup and a canned salad please lol
Just like dogs' feet. Not desperately unpleasant. There's a sales pitch.
There are worse parts of the dog...
Prefer pig's feet. 😀
least he didnt say dogs ass 🤣
"It taste like a fast food burger thats been left in the back of the fridge for a couple of.... weeks" 😂😂😂
"quite like something that used to be a burger" I am absolutely dying over here. I have been laughing over that line for like 10 minutes.
He had me at "burgerendous".
According to the Steve1989 law, you have to say "nice hiss" when something has a hiss. Please keep this in mind for future canned videos. Thank you.
Let's get this out onto a tray!
@@AtomicShrimp nice, mkay
Nice! Wish that dude started doing more than just a few uploads a month, he's been slacking a bit lately.
@@DeathBYDesign666 Poor lad is probably still recovering from that rotten PLA ration he ate a few months back.
Bellageth those rot??
Maybe best steamed? Like, say, steamed hams?
Only if you're fortunate enough to have localized Aurora Borealis in your kitchen.
May I see it?
@@sw3aterCS_ No
You steam a good ham
@@checkers-xd SEYMOR THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE
I have a feeling you're supposed to toast it in either an oven or over an open fire, don't know if you're supposed do it on top of or inside the emptied can, cooking instructions would help so you could tell the paramedics exactly what went wrong when they are undoubtedly called to check upon your almost lifeless body
Definitely intended to be cooked over an open flame or similar stovetop cooking. As these are meant as a survivalist item which means open top cooking as opposed to ovens and microwaves.
😆
Just present it at the drive-through, obvs.
Soliant green. Human remains in a can. You may be eating that same meat at Taco Bell. Every Pepsi Cola owned restaurant serves ground up and liquified baby parts. True.
@@lennmathis8694 would you mind providing evidence please?