Burger-Tastic - Weird Stuff In A Can #78

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  • @thinkublu
    @thinkublu 5 років тому +3608

    Came for the scambait, stayed for the..........
    Canned burgers????

    • @j2323j
      @j2323j 5 років тому +12

      FACTS

    • @nightmare8292
      @nightmare8292 5 років тому +40

      stayed for the VARIETY😉

    • @entity972inc.2
      @entity972inc.2 5 років тому +4

      I'm your 666th like!

    • @Mel_the_Pirate
      @Mel_the_Pirate 4 роки тому +30

      For some reason, I can't read the "Canned burgers????" without thinking of "PREGANANAT???"

    • @sxzuia33
      @sxzuia33 4 роки тому +5

      Lol

  • @ZeroPM
    @ZeroPM 5 років тому +4094

    "It tastes and smells like dog feet, but it's not unpleasant"
    *_O K A Y . . ._*

    • @Michoss9
      @Michoss9 5 років тому +234

      I am unsure whether I want or absolutely do not want to hear about Shimp's dog feet fetish

    • @bfkc111
      @bfkc111 5 років тому +128

      Nearly all food has really weird comparisons, if one wants to do so. That's because there is not much to choose from: only food, and non-food (all non-food is automatically strange...). And smells tend to be related, no matter how strange. For example, beef... Probably smells like muddy shoe leather a bit. Parmesan is said to actually taste and smell similar to vomit. Etc. Anyway, your reaction is really small-minded.

    • @EggBastion
      @EggBastion 5 років тому +48

      Normal healthy dog - _Check_
      Earthy/Mushroomy not unpleasant smell - _Check_
      Cheesy - _??? Not here they're not but then maybe that's a breed thing? Perhaps we manage our floors differently?_
      Taste - _Really not unpleasant either, a little saltier than they smell but all the same I'll just stick to a casual sniff now and then._
      Also - have you noticed how a dogs inner ear often smell of miso soup? My girl errs a little closer to Marmite and no, nice as that smell is even I've got my limits.

    • @MeCooper
      @MeCooper 5 років тому +52

      I wonder how many people have smelled their dogs feet after seeing this...
      Dogs must be very confused.

    • @nopaincobain72
      @nopaincobain72 5 років тому +7

      quote for the Advert

  • @erikbizderi
    @erikbizderi 5 років тому +3674

    10years into a zombie apocalypse and you would love this burger.

    • @dovahkiin52
      @dovahkiin52 4 роки тому +10

      @@PodCashUSA lol, I think you're the dumbass

    • @dovahkiin52
      @dovahkiin52 4 роки тому +5

      @@CanYouDontirl cannot remember

    • @SPasta69420
      @SPasta69420 4 роки тому +18

      I think I'll be making zombie burgers

    • @iamthatoneguy7875
      @iamthatoneguy7875 4 роки тому +4

      Who's to say this is a last resort?

    • @plowking813
      @plowking813 4 роки тому +12

      fantastic corona burger

  • @isavedtheuniverse
    @isavedtheuniverse 4 роки тому +78

    "quite like something that used to be a burger" I am absolutely dying over here. I have been laughing over that line for like 10 minutes.

  • @nostalgiachu
    @nostalgiachu 4 роки тому +105

    Sometimes my dog smells salty and cheesy like nachos... I can vouch for the aroma of dog feet being earthy and mushroomy. In fact, their feet smell significantly better than their breath.

    • @floatinggoose9197
      @floatinggoose9197 3 роки тому +3

      Yea, my Husky hangs in my bed for awhile an I can smell his feet after. Musty and earthy

    • @sunnyscott4876
      @sunnyscott4876 3 роки тому +3

      My dog smells like Fritos.

    • @yoloboogie3674
      @yoloboogie3674 3 роки тому +4

      @Rainy Days And Razorblades interesting opinion, unfortunately you do not have a father figure

    • @neweyeswideopen
      @neweyeswideopen 2 роки тому +1

      @@sunnyscott4876 my sister called her cocker spaniel frito feet!

    • @sunnyscott4876
      @sunnyscott4876 2 роки тому

      @@neweyeswideopen OK 👍!

  • @ulogy
    @ulogy 5 років тому +2665

    Maybe best steamed? Like, say, steamed hams?

    • @CsykKrit
      @CsykKrit 5 років тому +409

      Only if you're fortunate enough to have localized Aurora Borealis in your kitchen.

    • @sw3aterCS_
      @sw3aterCS_ 5 років тому +208

      May I see it?

    • @j.d1972
      @j.d1972 5 років тому +192

      @@sw3aterCS_ No

    • @checkers-xd
      @checkers-xd 5 років тому +135

      You steam a good ham

    • @Perc1000
      @Perc1000 5 років тому +146

      @@checkers-xd SEYMOR THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE

  • @greenmeat1270
    @greenmeat1270 5 років тому +1610

    I have a feeling you're supposed to toast it in either an oven or over an open fire, don't know if you're supposed do it on top of or inside the emptied can, cooking instructions would help so you could tell the paramedics exactly what went wrong when they are undoubtedly called to check upon your almost lifeless body

    • @SylviaRustyFae
      @SylviaRustyFae 5 років тому +119

      Definitely intended to be cooked over an open flame or similar stovetop cooking. As these are meant as a survivalist item which means open top cooking as opposed to ovens and microwaves.

    • @marylynne9104
      @marylynne9104 4 роки тому +1

      😆

    • @chriswalford4161
      @chriswalford4161 4 роки тому +8

      Just present it at the drive-through, obvs.

    • @lennmathis8694
      @lennmathis8694 4 роки тому +6

      Soliant green. Human remains in a can. You may be eating that same meat at Taco Bell. Every Pepsi Cola owned restaurant serves ground up and liquified baby parts. True.

    • @tuesdaywithanh
      @tuesdaywithanh 4 роки тому +32

      @@lennmathis8694 would you mind providing evidence please?

  • @AzureKite
    @AzureKite 5 років тому +2151

    According to the Steve1989 law, you have to say "nice hiss" when something has a hiss. Please keep this in mind for future canned videos. Thank you.

    • @AtomicShrimp
      @AtomicShrimp  5 років тому +924

      Let's get this out onto a tray!

    • @SakuraSkyes
      @SakuraSkyes 5 років тому +234

      @@AtomicShrimp nice, mkay

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 5 років тому +28

      Nice! Wish that dude started doing more than just a few uploads a month, he's been slacking a bit lately.

    • @papabell4831
      @papabell4831 5 років тому +98

      @@DeathBYDesign666 Poor lad is probably still recovering from that rotten PLA ration he ate a few months back.

    • @Samm1e
      @Samm1e 5 років тому +5

      Bellageth those rot??

  • @majingazetto5147
    @majingazetto5147 4 роки тому +17

    I love, how he kept thinking about the burger and bothered to film the extra bit to share some extra thoughts on it. I like to imagine, that he was sitting there on his couch, a dog on his lap, smelling its feet, while staring into the room, thinking about this burger.

  • @joshuaadrian8225
    @joshuaadrian8225 5 років тому +41

    "It taste like a fast food burger thats been left in the back of the fridge for a couple of.... weeks" 😂😂😂

  • @ABlastfromthePast
    @ABlastfromthePast 5 років тому +781

    Can I get a can of fries with that?

  • @dalehall7138
    @dalehall7138 5 років тому +609

    Just like dogs' feet. Not desperately unpleasant. There's a sales pitch.

    • @baldieman64
      @baldieman64 4 роки тому +10

      There are worse parts of the dog...

    • @user-yv2cz8oj1k
      @user-yv2cz8oj1k 4 роки тому +1

      Prefer pig's feet. 😀

    • @plowking813
      @plowking813 4 роки тому +2

      least he didnt say dogs ass 🤣

  • @lillithdv8
    @lillithdv8 5 років тому +661

    I came for the scambait and stayed for the crazy can food. This is quality content.
    In a dystopian world this is eaten by the hero and we can see a tear trickle down their cheek while they whisper I loved mcdonalds

    • @chriswalford4161
      @chriswalford4161 4 роки тому +20

      Imagine saving it for years and years for that special occasion, surviving (just) on whatever you can. Come the long-awaited day - dog paws.

    • @MarLin.-
      @MarLin.- 4 роки тому +5

      That’s how I ended up here too!

    • @tuesdaywithanh
      @tuesdaywithanh 4 роки тому +8

      I don't really care about cheeseburgers, but this makes me really sad for some reason

    • @Playlistv2
      @Playlistv2 3 роки тому +1

      Lmfao.

    • @cyncynshop
      @cyncynshop 3 роки тому +4

      And then the caption says (Sponsored by McDonalds)

  • @DeFacto94
    @DeFacto94 4 роки тому +26

    Dogs feet actually have specific smell, and it's quite fascinating that someone defined it that good and brought it in comparison! Great job, great video! Best wishes!

    • @sunnyscott4876
      @sunnyscott4876 3 роки тому +5

      My Dachshund`s feet smell like Fritos.

    • @LAkadian
      @LAkadian 2 роки тому

      @@sunnyscott4876 Eww. You may have ruined Fritos for me.

    • @sunnyscott4876
      @sunnyscott4876 2 роки тому +2

      @@LAkadian Sorry about that 🥰

    • @vandread3555
      @vandread3555 Рік тому +5

      ​@@LAkadianThe dog paw smell is from bacteria. The Frito smell is actually produced from a waste product of that specific kind of bacteria, and the Frito Lay company uses that same bacteria in the manufacturing process to make their chips. 😅

  • @alexandregb566
    @alexandregb566 11 місяців тому +5

    I'm 5 years in the future, and this thing hasn't expired yet.

  • @teknical100
    @teknical100 5 років тому +1466

    May contain traces of burger.

    • @plonk8394
      @plonk8394 5 років тому +35

      may contain traces of can

    • @schmingbeefin4473
      @schmingbeefin4473 5 років тому +48

      May contain traces of contained traces.

    • @speedstriker
      @speedstriker 5 років тому +7

      You mean agonized howling of the desecrated spirits of a burger?

    • @ChaosBW
      @ChaosBW 5 років тому +13

      "42% beef"

    • @LocoMe4u
      @LocoMe4u 5 років тому +9

      May have been prepared by a bare feet dog

  • @CsykKrit
    @CsykKrit 5 років тому +634

    *pulls out 4 desiccant pouches*
    3min later: "This [patty] is weirdly desiccated."
    🤦🏽‍♂️ You're killing me Shrimps

    • @SylviaRustyFae
      @SylviaRustyFae 5 років тому +29

      There's 4 because how else is it gonna last over a decade in can.

    • @elfakyn
      @elfakyn 5 років тому +7

      Those look like oxygen absorbers, lots of MREs have them

    • @House_of_Caine
      @House_of_Caine 5 років тому +7

      @@elfakyn Nope, those are silica gel packs ie. moisture absorbers.

    • @c0wgirlcoding
      @c0wgirlcoding 4 роки тому

      at 2:49 he talks bout the moisture absorber

  • @teknical100
    @teknical100 5 років тому +533

    Warming it up has made it more pliable.
    A sign of true quality in a product.

    • @bfkc111
      @bfkc111 5 років тому +22

      It actually applies to almost everything and definitely is expected in any case like this. Pointless remark. Also, lasting a decade or more, completely different quality standards most things can't fulfill apply here...

    • @ferrumignis
      @ferrumignis 5 років тому +18

      It's a sign it's constructed from a thermoplastic polymer

    • @africacarey
      @africacarey 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @spiicypotato
      @spiicypotato 4 роки тому +3

      @@bfkc111 Dude why are you a complete party shitter everywhere in this comment section

  • @hughejass9461
    @hughejass9461 4 роки тому +12

    I visibly cringed when I saw you were going to eat gray meat, brown cheese, that came from a can. Anyone that's willing to go through that gets my subscription.

  • @huutidang7662
    @huutidang7662 2 роки тому +5

    Love the "Weird Stuff In A Can" series, please don't let it die

  • @CCBovell
    @CCBovell 5 років тому +398

    Immediately sniffed my dog’s feet to have the shared experience. I also sniffed the cat’s foot... no scent

    • @PandemoniumMeltDown
      @PandemoniumMeltDown 5 років тому +36

      The plot thickens

    • @Gunzee
      @Gunzee 5 років тому +28

      What's your dog feet smell like? After extensively sniffing 3 dogs in total, i got a very slight muddy damp smell from the terrier.

    • @PandemoniumMeltDown
      @PandemoniumMeltDown 5 років тому +44

      @@Gunzee All this dog feet snifing is starting to make me uncomfortable. Uneasy to not have a dog. Might have to borrow my neighbour's... o.O

    • @Gunzee
      @Gunzee 5 років тому +5

      PandemoniumMeltDown don't waste your time. Unless walked recently their paws have no smell.
      They should stink as it's the only part of their body with sweat glands.

    • @CCBovell
      @CCBovell 5 років тому +4

      Gunzee grassy earth smell is they have been walking outside

  • @mr.burkenstock4188
    @mr.burkenstock4188 5 років тому +510

    42% beef, we really are living in the future aren’t we?

    • @planed1978
      @planed1978 4 роки тому +36

      Make me wonder what is other 58% made off.

    • @givemeyoureggs456
      @givemeyoureggs456 4 роки тому +54

      @@planed1978 *Beef product
      *Caution : Beef product might not actually contains beef, please -please please for the love of God DO NOT SUE US- enjoy your meal

    • @AidanZft
      @AidanZft 4 роки тому +4

      58% air

    • @thegorgon7063
      @thegorgon7063 4 роки тому +35

      Well that's not too far off a normal cheap cheeseburger. Because you have the burger, burger bun, cheese, sauces, tomato, onion... Perfectly possible that the burger itself is nearly 100% beef.

    • @mr.burkenstock4188
      @mr.burkenstock4188 4 роки тому +5

      @@thegorgon7063 nah dude the lettuce and stuff isn’t apart if that percentage. I’m pretty sure the rest is like water or something. Cause it would’ve given the percentage for the cheese and buns. But you could be right

  • @woodenpints
    @woodenpints 5 років тому +43

    I really like how it's wrapped up inside the can. Makes it seem more precious. It's a burger paused in time until 2029.

  • @TheSkyOpenwide
    @TheSkyOpenwide 4 роки тому +20

    "Desiccated Puck." Gonna throw that one out next time someone gets rude with me.

  • @Alric117
    @Alric117 4 роки тому +9

    I love the hesitation when he goes in for his first bite.

  • @stillthekid333
    @stillthekid333 5 років тому +239

    Bites cold half, "not good" proceeds to eat the rest of it

    • @AtomicShrimp
      @AtomicShrimp  5 років тому +124

      I have to do it - because it's not always possible to sense, then describe all the flavours and textures from just one bite

    • @Reviolo
      @Reviolo 4 роки тому +33

      Atomic Shrimp trooper

    • @siimad2988
      @siimad2988 4 роки тому +30

      We don't waste food on this channel.

    • @aldervic6293
      @aldervic6293 4 роки тому +3

      *C H E E S E*

    • @rumblingend8443
      @rumblingend8443 3 роки тому

      @@AtomicShrimp r/woosh

  • @John_Smith_Dumfugg
    @John_Smith_Dumfugg 5 років тому +329

    Ashens is basically chaotic neutral Atomic Shrimp, and Atomic Shrimp is neutral good Ashens

    • @DarthZ01
      @DarthZ01 5 років тому +20

      And barry lewis is the lawful good with his actual cooking.

    • @talluna8619
      @talluna8619 4 роки тому +12

      the duality of man

    • @DiddlePuss
      @DiddlePuss 4 роки тому +8

      @@talluna8619 triality of brits

    • @Lurkley
      @Lurkley 3 роки тому +3

      Rainy Days And Razorblades, Ashens - and I discovered him before Atomic Shrimp - is a lot more concise and for laughs, but AS is pleasingly thorough. I like them both for different reasons.

    • @KirbyMario12345_939
      @KirbyMario12345_939 3 роки тому

      @Paul Yoxy but what about his neighbour, Pireas? And his pen-pal, Sparta?

  • @samuelcarley7245
    @samuelcarley7245 5 років тому +157

    9:50 "Quite like......... something that used to be a burger" lol

    • @PandemoniumMeltDown
      @PandemoniumMeltDown 5 років тому +1

      Homeopathic memory of what was before the end. Needs more dill pickles.

  • @radical026
    @radical026 5 років тому +25

    Maybe microwave in a moist paper towl? As a form of almost-steaming? That's something I've found helps a lot

  • @elle-iza
    @elle-iza 5 років тому +20

    "BRANDY?!? Oh, brandy _vinegar_ ..." 😂

  • @TheRama2299
    @TheRama2299 5 років тому +914

    Me:
    UA-cam recommendations: *Wanna see a canned burger?*

    • @robertmaniac
      @robertmaniac 5 років тому +9

      Hell yeah! I want to see it.

    • @rebeccaluis1223
      @rebeccaluis1223 5 років тому +7

      *my answer* _why yes thank you youtube recommendations_

    • @MediumRareOpinions
      @MediumRareOpinions 5 років тому +7

      Next up, *whole* chicken in a can...
      Go watch it....do it...

    • @mmcblk05studio
      @mmcblk05studio 5 років тому +4

      Stop!

    • @PandemoniumMeltDown
      @PandemoniumMeltDown 5 років тому +1

      @@rebeccaluis1223 I think I'll marry this algorithm that knows me better than I do.

  • @dorksouls978
    @dorksouls978 5 років тому +54

    "A little bit horrific" had me in stitches. Brilliant.

  • @darkdoescosplays
    @darkdoescosplays 5 років тому +99

    Got to say, been watching both your canned vids and Ashens. One thing I prefer about your videos is that there isn't a bias against the idea of tinned foods... It feels like a legitimate, unbiased review... You'll review the taste separate to the look of it, you have an openness to the possibility of something tasting good despite its origins.

  • @teppet4119
    @teppet4119 Рік тому +1

    to improve this I think youd first dunk it water a few times, then bake it at like 170°c for 10 or so minutes or until the bread well stops being soggy on the outside. Thats what I do when I want to "revive" breadrolls that have been sitting for too long and gone gummy or dry

  • @rbrown6476
    @rbrown6476 3 роки тому +2

    Well, that was hilarious! Thanks for braving that experience for us, Mr Shrimp. One thing to remember when I stock my underground bunker for the end of the world, is lots and lots of water!!! And yes, I know what you mean about dogs feet. Interestingly my cat’s paws have a particular smell now he’s old - maybe we all do too :D

  • @Jan-mu6vs
    @Jan-mu6vs 5 років тому +105

    Never before have so many dogs had their feet violated by curious owners...

  • @kickboxs77
    @kickboxs77 5 років тому +44

    The dogs feet reference was unexpected, understood, and somehow how very similar to how I imagined this product to be like as you reviewed it. Incredible.

  • @sealance
    @sealance 6 років тому +570

    Kinda looks like a cheeseburger at McD

    • @AtomicShrimp
      @AtomicShrimp  6 років тому +202

      Sealance maybe like one of those experiments where they store McDs burgers for years and they just dry out and don't go mouldy

    • @noalb3108
      @noalb3108 5 років тому +71

      @@AtomicShrimp It literally looks like a McDonald's cheesburger that is 1 day old max. No need to let it dry out or anything.

    • @doctapeppur1900
      @doctapeppur1900 5 років тому +68

      @@noalb3108 Not at all, McDonalds has pretty good meat everywhere except for the US and Australia. Mc makes ok looking burgers, the thing in the video looks like ground up octopus vagina.

    • @monkiplatts9224
      @monkiplatts9224 5 років тому +6

      Yeah they mash the buns like it came from a can lol

    • @beastymusictm1452
      @beastymusictm1452 5 років тому +19

      Doctapeppur "ground up octopus vagina" 👌😆

  • @deliriouscheeto
    @deliriouscheeto Рік тому +1

    Imagine you're deathly allergic to sesame and you chose these as a way out of a zombie apocalypse

  • @msjkramey
    @msjkramey 3 роки тому +3

    I was repulsed when you opened the can, but then you said that it was paper and I felt relief lol. It's funny how uncanny things are when you just haven't seen them before, like a wrapper inside of a can

  • @siennaistrans
    @siennaistrans 5 років тому +121

    4 Moisture absorbers
    WARNING: may contain traces of low quality cheeseburger

  • @PlRRAD
    @PlRRAD 5 років тому +236

    There's something about your voice that makes me watch videos that i would never consider to watch, love your content dad

    • @Malazar77
      @Malazar77 5 років тому +4

      wow

    • @R-Lee-
      @R-Lee- 5 років тому +5

      Is this guy your dad?

    • @PlRRAD
      @PlRRAD 5 років тому +31

      @@R-Lee- in spirit

    • @R-Lee-
      @R-Lee- 5 років тому +3

      @@PlRRAD you're a child, who doesn't see his real dad much, aren't you.

    • @PlRRAD
      @PlRRAD 5 років тому +32

      @@R-Lee- are you looking for fights online bruv? no today, not with me

  • @CardboardSliver
    @CardboardSliver 5 років тому +139

    We need an Ashens, Atomic Shrimp, and Steve1989 crossover video.

  • @lewis72
    @lewis72 4 роки тому +3

    According to the website:
    Bun: soft & fluffy.
    Onions: sweet & heart.
    Tomatoes: fruity & fine.
    Ketchup: powerful & good.
    Cheese: softly melting and aromatic.
    Beef: super & juicy

  • @soniashapiro4827
    @soniashapiro4827 3 роки тому +1

    'Quite like something that used to be a burger' hilarious.

  • @PathfinderPlays
    @PathfinderPlays 5 років тому +73

    *violently shakes can*
    "Something is shaking about in there"
    Me: .... "might be the burger..."
    lol good vid

  • @blickumblickumblick
    @blickumblickumblick 5 років тому +74

    I call it "Frito paws" since I think a dog's feet smell like Fritos.

    • @danejurus69
      @danejurus69 5 років тому +10

      You know your dog needs a bath when it starts to smell like fritos.

    • @PandemoniumMeltDown
      @PandemoniumMeltDown 5 років тому +3

      @@danejurus69 I might say a change of diet is in order.

    • @thatgoose2639
      @thatgoose2639 5 років тому +2

      Lol! Yes! I just commented this. Glad to see someone else thinks so

  • @MooseWolfBear
    @MooseWolfBear 5 років тому +31

    "Like sundried tomatoes,but not sundried"😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Fede_uyz
    @Fede_uyz 4 роки тому +3

    Every time i microwave something thats cold and dry, i try sprinkling some water back into it.. works surprisingly well, specially with rice, i just let some water drip into it so the rice is moist and then microwave it in short bursts, stirring it between each blast. Ends up being much nicer afterwards.

  • @ovihaliuc5884
    @ovihaliuc5884 4 роки тому +11

    2020 here. Still 9 years to go on that expiration date.

  • @CountJeffula
    @CountJeffula 5 років тому +50

    He used the pull tab! Hooray!

    • @katowalsuraj
      @katowalsuraj 4 роки тому +8

      After trying to open a can with a bottle opener.

    • @charliemcfacefuck4798
      @charliemcfacefuck4798 4 роки тому +4

      @@katowalsuraj that's why his country wont exist in 50 years.

  • @Greywolf-mv1hx
    @Greywolf-mv1hx 5 років тому +77

    One of my dogs feet smells like plain popcorn, its wonderful but now I'm going to have to smell my other dogs feet

    • @rebeccam9
      @rebeccam9 5 років тому +9

      Greywolf79 97 it was Doritos for my dog

    • @BoserPSN
      @BoserPSN 4 роки тому +4

      Observant Annie DORITOS TOO!

    • @nghtwng1572
      @nghtwng1572 4 роки тому +4

      @@rebeccam9 Same for my 2 labbies🤣🤣🤣

    • @user-ellievator
      @user-ellievator 4 роки тому +6

      @@rebeccam9 yeah, corn chips

    • @cleoldbagtraallsorts3380
      @cleoldbagtraallsorts3380 4 роки тому +2

      One of our Weims had feet that smelled of moss and cheese.

  • @uritibon17
    @uritibon17 5 років тому +158

    Eating pasta I froze 2 weeks ago and rewarmed while watching a stranger eat a burger from a can - my brain is getting very confused.

    • @SerafinBGG
      @SerafinBGG 5 років тому +4

      Who the fuck freeze pasta

    • @rrenard16
      @rrenard16 5 років тому +10

      @@SerafinBGG I used to back in my college days aha. It wasnt that bad , I was poor,lonely and stressed but frozen pasta got me through it baby!

    • @zompired2998
      @zompired2998 5 років тому +16

      @@SerafinBGG who the heck doesn't freeze leftovers?

    • @douglasparkinson4123
      @douglasparkinson4123 4 роки тому +7

      @@SerafinBGG if you don't freeze leftovers were dumping you in the food waste bin

    • @markofthenorth9512
      @markofthenorth9512 4 роки тому

      Modern life. Also known as death.

  • @PastelPiku
    @PastelPiku 4 роки тому

    not sure why your channel is so satisfying regardless of the content you put out

  • @marilynmanson3302
    @marilynmanson3302 4 роки тому

    ...."it;s not good"...
    [Takes another bite]
    Now, THATS some dedication to your craft, right there!

  • @MRblazedBEANS
    @MRblazedBEANS 5 років тому +71

    "Nice hiss, let's get this on a tray!" Steve1989

  • @LeahtheReds
    @LeahtheReds 5 років тому +51

    i'm american and was not quite paying attention and for a moment i could have sworn you said 'do not eat the moisture of zorba' and i had to take a second to parse that haha

    • @jonnystrange3617
      @jonnystrange3617 4 роки тому +6

      Why am I so tickled by this? Like the Moisture of Zorba is some unholy sap secreted by an ancient aquatic plant life deity that is irresistible but deadly to humankind.

    • @fandangobrandango7864
      @fandangobrandango7864 4 роки тому +1

      Any reason behind feeling the need to tell people you're American?

    • @user-ellievator
      @user-ellievator 4 роки тому +8

      @@fandangobrandango7864 I would imagine it had something to do with MISUNDERSTANDING HIS BRITISH ACCENT.

  • @eldritchmoosestudios3421
    @eldritchmoosestudios3421 5 років тому +6

    I love that we have the same idea of improving the pre existing flavors of something. Just a touch of hot sauce. Keep up the good work in the name of why ever you do this.

  • @voidproxy2444
    @voidproxy2444 4 роки тому

    It's a burger in a can! IN A CAN. That alone is cool, but the fact it's food and edible, and for a long time to boot! I am impressed.

  • @youngtilt5506
    @youngtilt5506 5 років тому +4

    Man's got me trying to smell my dogs foot at 3 am

  • @InnSewerAnts
    @InnSewerAnts 5 років тому +46

    got nauseous seeing the cross section :')

  • @wellie_
    @wellie_ 5 років тому +7

    I understood exactly when you said the thing about dog feet, and I'm glad I'm not the only one who has experienced this.

    • @Gobser21
      @Gobser21 3 роки тому +1

      In my experience it signifies that the meat is very bloody or comes from a liver. Maybe some other guts too, like intestines, but old liver meat is 100% smeels of dog feet

  • @theeffete3396
    @theeffete3396 3 роки тому +2

    "Smells and tastes just like a dog's feet!"
    That's some next level marketing.

  • @mattsmith817
    @mattsmith817 4 роки тому +2

    Lmfao did anyone laugh as historically as I did through this video? My kids are looking at me like I'm crazy but this guys whole attitude towards this canned burger is just hilarious.

  • @The_Sun691
    @The_Sun691 5 років тому +39

    next time you heat some food like that put a glass of water next to the food in the microwave
    I heard this makes the food better

    • @tanvirsadaf7882
      @tanvirsadaf7882 5 років тому +15

      Fabricio Brito make sure the glass is microwaveable safe

    • @jakegooden8567
      @jakegooden8567 5 років тому +40

      A fork usually does the same thing

    • @sadpug2512
      @sadpug2512 5 років тому +5

      @@jakegooden8567 genius

    • @4nd3rzzon
      @4nd3rzzon 4 роки тому +1

      That's what i do when I reheat leftover pizza

    • @snakelite61
      @snakelite61 4 роки тому +4

      Reheat your pizza in a frying pan over low heat. Crisp bottom, melty top.

  • @jerrywinsler6190
    @jerrywinsler6190 5 років тому +17

    Even if it's not good, it's actually a burger in a can!

  • @FeuerblutRM
    @FeuerblutRM 5 років тому +32

    Can you do a 2nd part with another burger and try your idea of "steam heating" it in the package?
    Would be interesting to know if it's an improvement.

  • @suzz1776
    @suzz1776 4 роки тому +1

    "let's see if we CAN, CAN open this CAN..."
    hehehe thought that was funny for some odd reason lol

  • @andrewwilson8317
    @andrewwilson8317 5 років тому +1

    In a real survival situation that would be worth its weight in gold.

  • @benbubeck1305
    @benbubeck1305 5 років тому +26

    This Burger may even outlive your furry companion it smells like. It looks almost like the basic burgers from MCDONALD'S and still remains one of the longest expiration dates I have ever seen. Not shabby.

    • @f.b.iagent5575
      @f.b.iagent5575 4 роки тому +1

      To be fair McDonald's burgers can last 5-6 years if kept correctly

  • @NeverTurnOffTheAmp
    @NeverTurnOffTheAmp 5 років тому +13

    I just love the comparison to the smell of a dog feet!

  • @Raberuji
    @Raberuji 5 років тому +9

    Worried about leaving an edge for using the tap
    Tries an old can opener
    The irony

  • @raquelrock9132
    @raquelrock9132 4 роки тому

    this video is making my crave that cold, particular taste of a day old refridgerated mcdonalds hamburger with ketchup. back in the 90s when i was a child, theyd have 29 cent burgers for a while and we'd always get a large bag full for the family once in a while.

  • @diskgrind3410
    @diskgrind3410 4 роки тому

    I half expected you to spit it out on camera, LOL. You wouldn't catch me eating anything like that.

  • @davidthompson668
    @davidthompson668 5 років тому +8

    I couldn't stop laughing when u said dogs feet i know what u mean haha

  • @bobderbraumeister6919
    @bobderbraumeister6919 5 років тому +22

    Looks like a burger from a german fast food place called Kochlöffel.

    • @auspex9847
      @auspex9847 5 років тому +16

      Oh god, I remember that fast food chain and their burgers! Back when there was one of their places still around in my hometown you always had a fifty-fifty chance of either getting a really tasty burger or one that looked and tasted as if the staff had sat on it and then let it dry out under the heat lamp for 6 hours.

    • @itsbriarwallace
      @itsbriarwallace 4 роки тому

      Holger G
      That description was absolutely perfect. I feel like I can taste one of those disgusting burgers.

    • @frofa2954
      @frofa2954 4 роки тому

      Alles bei Kochlöffel war ekelhaft - gibt's den Laden eigentlich noch?

  • @zerocalvin
    @zerocalvin 4 роки тому +5

    "it taste and smell like dog feet"
    wait, how do you know how healthy dog feet taste like?

    • @AtomicShrimp
      @AtomicShrimp  4 роки тому +7

      Tastes *like the smell* of dog's feet

    • @tylern6420
      @tylern6420 4 роки тому

      Why is Calvin Zero whatever it is?

  • @itsbriarwallace
    @itsbriarwallace 4 роки тому

    Your bravery is admirable. Honestly. I could never stomach such a thing. That burger looked like a McDonalds burger that had been sat on for a year or two and left out for a month during a hot summer.
    Also, that patty looked horrific. When I saw the insides, I felt chills run down my spine. I really don’t know how you do it, but keep it up because I wouldn’t know what to think of stuff like this without you.

  • @FazedWorld
    @FazedWorld 4 роки тому

    Ya know? I think this is still pretty cool af. If you were in a bunker underground and havent had a burger in 6 years, this thing might be a god send.

  • @Dorf274
    @Dorf274 5 років тому +3

    "Let's get this out onto a plate."
    "Nice."

  • @blonded0532
    @blonded0532 3 роки тому +4

    It is still absolutely behind me how people willingly buy and consume these products. It’s genuinely unfathomable.

  • @heidi681
    @heidi681 4 роки тому +6

    😁 Tastes like dog feet.😃
    You have described the scent perfectly! Puppies have a popcorn smell to their little feet, quite enjoyable actually.
    Emmymadeinjapan tried one on her channel, a different brand made in the United States. Heated in the can, and much juicier. She gave it a "Not bad!" And it looked much more palatable than this one, like real hamburger. Thank you for trying this one, now I know, keep away! ⚠️

  • @petraharwin9670
    @petraharwin9670 4 роки тому +1

    If I could give this two likes, I would. Your comparisons are hilarious! Thanks for the laughs. 🤣

  • @Ch1pp007
    @Ch1pp007 Рік тому +1

    Hopefully we'll see an Ashens/Shrimp crossover someday. Maybe Shrimp's crockery on Ashen's sofa?

  • @FeuerblutRM
    @FeuerblutRM 4 роки тому +3

    "Dosenbistro" is actually a really good brand. Very popular among German preppers :)
    They have very nice, quality whole meals in cans.

  • @Shipwright1918
    @Shipwright1918 5 років тому +8

    Do they come plain? I'd have one of these behind glass with a label "Break in Case of Apocalypse".

  • @vinesauceobscurities
    @vinesauceobscurities 5 років тому +5

    I didn't expect "dog's feet" to be a serious description for a taste.

  • @toxicscarecrow1633
    @toxicscarecrow1633 4 роки тому +2

    "Oh there was a hiss..."
    *Cries In MRE*

  • @tomblake189
    @tomblake189 4 роки тому

    This has become my favourite series during lockdown!

  • @ICANanimations
    @ICANanimations 5 років тому +4

    Did this really com in a burger box in a can? Lol.
    What do they expect it to be put back in the box after its heated? 😂

  • @inTruthbyGrace
    @inTruthbyGrace 5 років тому +32

    ok.. this got weird at the end because my dog's name is.......... shrimp.

    • @PandemoniumMeltDown
      @PandemoniumMeltDown 5 років тому +4

      Oh stop it, you can't keep us in this endless state of suspense... We want to know...
      The dog feet, how do they smell??? Shrimpy?

    • @birddaddydetta
      @birddaddydetta 4 роки тому

      What dog do you have? I'd reckon it's a small breed due to its name

  • @GrapeDrank001
    @GrapeDrank001 5 років тому +5

    "Desiccated dry pucks" maybe because there was 4 desiccant pacets in the can🤔

  • @bobydidier9436
    @bobydidier9436 4 роки тому

    I think that is something you bring with you when tou go hiking,camping...if you get lost and dont eat for 5 days that thing would be a morale booster

  • @cricketandgraham8644
    @cricketandgraham8644 4 роки тому

    I have never seen this series but I am glad I found this.

  • @stella-vu8vh
    @stella-vu8vh 4 роки тому +4

    god i love your channel. first i get to see the inside of a pine cone, now i get to see a cheeseburger but canned.. what's next???? canned bread?

  • @thesiphon5003
    @thesiphon5003 4 роки тому +4

    I love how you can hear all the mouth sounds in his videos, you can even hear him swallowing in great detail, How Harmonious!!

  • @the_dark_soul_of_man
    @the_dark_soul_of_man 5 років тому +4

    Dog: "I wanna try it too!"

  • @dinalijayasuriya3196
    @dinalijayasuriya3196 Рік тому +1

    You'll probably never see this, but just to let you know, a screenshot for this video is currently in a Powerpoint presentation about the synthesis of sodium acetate from sodium hydroxide and ethyl acetate because I watched this video and while you were going through the ingredients list, I saw that you listed sodium acetate as a food additive!
    Sincerely, a 2nd year chemical engineering student and Atomic Shrimp fan

  • @pahqman
    @pahqman 4 роки тому +1

    "Lets have a little bite... that's not good..."
    I don't know what I was expecting....

  • @theexoticslice
    @theexoticslice 6 років тому +10

    This looked tasty man I've ordered this and a few other products from these guys to verify.