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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @keatongill3984
    @keatongill3984 3 роки тому +116

    Court: your guilty!
    Humans: .....anyways i started blasting

    • @aaraveddie3095
      @aaraveddie3095 3 роки тому +1

      sorry to be off topic but does anyone know a way to log back into an Instagram account?
      I was stupid forgot the password. I appreciate any assistance you can offer me.

    • @terrellronin1370
      @terrellronin1370 3 роки тому +3

      @Aarav Eddie instablaster =)

  • @CidGaius
    @CidGaius 3 роки тому +105

    Humans don’t like a bully.
    They found out the hard way

  • @James-bw4np
    @James-bw4np 3 роки тому +65

    "The more you tighten your fist, the more systems will slip thru your fingers."

    • @tachyon8317
      @tachyon8317 3 роки тому +9

      "Charming. To the last"
      (proceeds get their shit *REKT* after one pose)

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking 2 роки тому

      The tighter the fist the more if bleeds from a ball of spikes.

  • @Verboten_Joey
    @Verboten_Joey 3 роки тому +131

    I wonder how discontent the vassal species must have been, that a single defiant speech started a chain reaction of subtle defection?

    • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
      @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 3 роки тому +43

      Given how *extermination* of a species is seen as an appropriate punishment, probably a lot.
      When you're back is up against a wall, and you're Given hope for freedom, you take it.

    • @Warutteri
      @Warutteri 3 роки тому +13

      @@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
      More like you're reminded of the existence of freedom, in this particular case at least.

    • @calvingreene90
      @calvingreene90 2 роки тому +11

      It is like dropping a seed Crystal into a supersaturated solution.

    • @jefferyschrader8746
      @jefferyschrader8746 2 роки тому +1

      @@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim kiikkk

    • @jefferyschrader8746
      @jefferyschrader8746 2 роки тому +1

      @@calvingreene90 jllb

  • @hollyferay8131
    @hollyferay8131 3 роки тому +85

    Rebelion, inspiration, and being sneaky MotherF's are other fine traits of humanity.

  • @GuukanKitsune
    @GuukanKitsune Рік тому +8

    The problem with ruling vassal states, and then deciding to rely on them to enforce your rule on each other, is that they will start wondering why they listen to you at all considering they rule themselves already anyways.
    And if they decide that they shouldn't HAVE to listen to you anymore... and you rely on THEM to enforce your rule... and cannot rein them in without that assistance...
    Your time as ruler is at that exact moment, over.

  • @syrathdouglas1244
    @syrathdouglas1244 2 роки тому +15

    Humanity:oh, oh call an ambulance, call an ambulance!
    > hundreds of alien ships zip in to join theirs as weapons lock onto their targets <
    > a smirking group of aliens pops up on the viewscreen, the human at the front <
    But not for me.

  • @Jason-sm4oc
    @Jason-sm4oc 3 роки тому +39

    There is this thing that humans do called 'pack bonding', only we don't limit it to our immediate pack, we can bond with anything ... mates, friends, pets, plants, rocks even fruit with faces drawn on ... so it's not a problem for us to bond with alien species and you must understand human pack-bonding is not a one-way phenomena. If you are nice to us we will be your friend, if we are your friend there is nothing we will not do for you and somehow this draws a similar response from those we have bonded with. In short, be nice to us and ours because there is nothing we will not do for our pack!

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 3 роки тому +11

    The kangaroo court found use guilty we took that personally.

  • @jeanannd
    @jeanannd 5 місяців тому +2

    Humanity stands with it's friends and allies. May it always be so.

  • @kaerouse48
    @kaerouse48 3 роки тому +18

    A human can either be your best friend or your worst enemy. Decide.

    • @MarrockV
      @MarrockV Місяць тому

      And the absolute last thing you want if for the former to become the latter... then they become nightmares incarnate at the betrayal.

  • @ericlondon2663
    @ericlondon2663 Рік тому +9

    Xeno deaths are not deaths. Rather each passing xeno will become a blessing whispered by every future human child.

  • @greygalaxy8638
    @greygalaxy8638 3 роки тому +12

    Humans create relationships wherever they go. Fear those relationships.

  • @julesmasseffectmusic
    @julesmasseffectmusic Рік тому +6

    In order to know the power of your enemies first count your slaves, then vessels, then poor.

  • @Lord_Lasagña
    @Lord_Lasagña 4 роки тому +73

    MORE!! MORE!! I NEED MORE!!
    This is the only thing that prevents me from going insane in this crazy Pandemic and Quarantine!

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 роки тому +15

      working on it :D

    • @localcryptid3127
      @localcryptid3127 3 роки тому +8

      Yeees feed ape brain make happy chemicals you are our savor
      For the algorithm

    • @bobsterclause342
      @bobsterclause342 3 роки тому +1

      So unfortunate its coming to an end.

  • @ianhogben3472
    @ianhogben3472 3 роки тому +11

    We have been at war for a very long time. We're rather good at it

    • @seldonwright4345
      @seldonwright4345 Рік тому +1

      We made friends and helpers too. Dog horse cat lots of others. What's an alien / xeno or two? Or 20?

  • @properfunny
    @properfunny 3 роки тому +23

    Don’t frack with humanity.

  • @hollyferay8131
    @hollyferay8131 3 роки тому +11

    Loyalty a fine human trait.

  • @markuhler2664
    @markuhler2664 2 роки тому +5

    Be the match that starts the bonfire!

  • @discusmaximus
    @discusmaximus Рік тому +1

    For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

  • @eliandervalderen5849
    @eliandervalderen5849 4 роки тому +33

    Very nice once again you found a great story to share with us!

  • @sugar4me225
    @sugar4me225 3 роки тому +20

    I had no idea where this was heading....................damn! hahahahaha

  • @ChaosLierLen
    @ChaosLierLen 2 роки тому +2

    What a glorious beginning.

  • @there_eyes_were_watching_god
    @there_eyes_were_watching_god 3 роки тому +7

    This is amazing, like always!

  • @ecarots9469
    @ecarots9469 7 місяців тому

    My reaction after the end was an evil chuckle....turn about is fair play

  • @leopersons2200
    @leopersons2200 4 роки тому +15

    great reading!!!!

  • @theonetodefyall238
    @theonetodefyall238 4 роки тому +7

    keeper going

  • @Tang0Fox1
    @Tang0Fox1 Рік тому +1

    I can guess which orifice they were told to stuff their ruling. Lol

  • @slatondragon
    @slatondragon 2 роки тому

    always great, thanks agro squirrel!

  • @alfredsutton7233
    @alfredsutton7233 3 роки тому +1

    All praise to rhe algorithm. Five words minimum.

  • @CRONNOS95
    @CRONNOS95 3 роки тому +2

    Ohhh that was a good one 👍

  • @Swcher
    @Swcher 3 роки тому +8

    For the algorithm!

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 3 роки тому +5

    For the Algorithm!

  • @jessetellez3924
    @jessetellez3924 3 роки тому +4

    That one was great.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому

      glad you enjoyed it

    • @jessetellez3924
      @jessetellez3924 3 роки тому

      I'm writing one. Would you do me the honor? I call it "The 5 Point Plan to Defeat the Humans"

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому

      ​@@jessetellez3924 no worries , pop on the discord and drop the link in the recommended section. discord.gg/Q2KQE6ZMYf or DM me on reddit AgroSquerril

    • @jessetellez3924
      @jessetellez3924 3 роки тому

      Thanks. I'm do that.

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 3 роки тому

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @lauraschiltz8074
    @lauraschiltz8074 4 місяці тому

    Rekarian Persecutors! 😂

  • @unknownbeing2089
    @unknownbeing2089 4 роки тому +9

    How did u comment 11 hrs ago lol

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 роки тому +7

      time travel

    • @ChaosOperator
      @ChaosOperator 4 роки тому +3

      @@AgroSquerril humans are scary

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 роки тому +5

      that they are , breaking the laws of the universe just to get the first post on a youtube video....

    • @Lord_Lasagña
      @Lord_Lasagña 4 роки тому +3

      Indeed. For I too have done it as well.

  • @patricksean9031
    @patricksean9031 4 роки тому +7

    Hello

  • @herrjggcchvghvtxcdgxghmhgh
    @herrjggcchvghvtxcdgxghmhgh 4 роки тому +4

    Rewatch

  • @nos2342
    @nos2342 3 роки тому

    To please the algorithm

  • @VadulTharys
    @VadulTharys 3 роки тому +2

    F T A

  • @MARKSTRINGFELLOW1
    @MARKSTRINGFELLOW1 9 місяців тому

    👉

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 Рік тому

    78th, 3 July 2023

  • @TheRealInscrutable
    @TheRealInscrutable 9 місяців тому

    100K

  • @pokemonpokemon4391
    @pokemonpokemon4391 2 роки тому

    nice I'm the 69th comment on this video

  • @Monster_Ink
    @Monster_Ink 3 роки тому +2

    For the algorithm!