Yakuza 0 is fun 5

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  • @karlmarx709
    @karlmarx709 4 роки тому +1589

    JFJ in Red Dead: I don't like being the bad guy
    JFJ in Yakuza: Cucks child with insane racing skills

    • @omegalock27
      @omegalock27 4 роки тому +32

      Guess its a matter of the era when it comes to our beloved sock god.

    • @rongusta11
      @rongusta11 4 роки тому +9

      Theres being a jerk than there’s being monstrous lol

    • @Mariodash23
      @Mariodash23 4 роки тому +5

      Man fuk dem kids

    • @goblinrat6119
      @goblinrat6119 4 роки тому +17

      "Skills"? You mean using millions of yen to buy ridiculous turboparts from shady back alley dealers, pawn shops and overpriced vending machines?

  • @exaltmachina
    @exaltmachina 4 роки тому +1573

    When Kazuma's shoes said "meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow",
    I felt that.

    • @TurboVirgin2003
      @TurboVirgin2003 3 роки тому +1

      That isn’t as deep as ebisu socks,the “shing shing shing” blew Socrates philosophy quote out of the water

    • @daxtonraiden2503
      @daxtonraiden2503 3 роки тому

      i know Im randomly asking but does anybody know a way to log back into an instagram account?
      I was dumb forgot the login password. I love any help you can give me.

    • @westinbenton7047
      @westinbenton7047 3 роки тому

      @Daxton Raiden Instablaster ;)

    • @KGKSkull
      @KGKSkull 2 місяці тому

      Meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow

    • @KGKSkull
      @KGKSkull 2 місяці тому

      Meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow

  • @BrognusBelgen
    @BrognusBelgen 4 роки тому +535

    The entire Pizza substory is actually product placement, as Pizza-La is a huge Japanese pizza chain. The substory was probably one of the most enjoyable uses of product placement I've seen.

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 4 роки тому +61

      Without context its even better tbh

    • @moisesramirez9654
      @moisesramirez9654 4 роки тому +41

      Omg this makes me love the substory even more
      I had no idea it was an actual chain

    • @berserkboi1217
      @berserkboi1217 3 роки тому +6

      I had no idea that a lot of the stuff in Yakuza is real

    • @Subpar1O1
      @Subpar1O1 3 роки тому +10

      They also have Mountain Dew as a drink, so honestly that isn't too far fetched

    • @bananarama711
      @bananarama711 3 роки тому +4

      Ff15 noodle cup quest

  • @vistanoive1235
    @vistanoive1235 4 роки тому +279

    Kiryu downing that slice in one bite was VILE, the fact that they animated him twitching as he downed it is horrifying.

    • @shadowdahuman
      @shadowdahuman 2 роки тому +21

      I know this is very late but I always interpeted it as that he burnt his month.

    • @redfrog1628
      @redfrog1628 2 роки тому +5

      Yakuza is so weird and amazing for these details lmao

    • @Gutiotyu
      @Gutiotyu Рік тому +3

      I had a feeling it was mo-cap person that tried to actually do the motion by actually eat real pizza doing the mo-cap but holding the pizza high up like that is gonna shove all the pieces down your face and it did happened but they decided to keep it either way lol.
      At least that's what I thought. because the dialog of Kiryu doesn't match that animation at all lol.

    • @vistanoive1235
      @vistanoive1235 Рік тому

      @@GutiotyuGod! Thank you! I had been thinking of that moment a shit ton as of late but couldn’t remember what it was from. Your comment just cleared that up by reminding me. Tyvm

  • @elective_1232
    @elective_1232 4 роки тому +986

    He said he has 3 billion yen. He's carrying about 27 MILLION US DOLLARS IN HIS POCKET

    • @daedreaming6267
      @daedreaming6267 4 роки тому +204

      Keep in mind that this is also the 80s. Its worth EVEN more now due to inflation.

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 4 роки тому +91

      And all the money IS ON HIM, how does he walk with pockets that big

    • @RikuVA
      @RikuVA 4 роки тому +14

      Od dacity Bag of holding friendo haha

    • @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487
      @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 4 роки тому +9

      @@oddacity5883
      He has animal crossing pockets.

    • @DarkLord3709
      @DarkLord3709 4 роки тому +26

      @@daedreaming6267 *ROUGHLY* speaking, if 3 Billion Yen was converted to USD in the 80s, Kiryu would've been carrying over 38 Million USD.

  • @pengomode7442
    @pengomode7442 4 роки тому +399

    honestly this made me develop a theory that Yakuza is a game about a kid that sees himself as a member of the Yakuza

    • @billcipher147
      @billcipher147 4 роки тому +131

      >Implying that's not exactly what Kiryu is

    • @ameershehzad1080
      @ameershehzad1080 4 роки тому +53

      @@billcipher147 Didn't he monologue to Nishiki about how they're still kids lmao

    • @alucardo2961
      @alucardo2961 4 роки тому +3

      But what about akiyama and all the other playable characters?

    • @pengomode7442
      @pengomode7442 4 роки тому +14

      JJC they're just Kiryu's alternate personalities

    • @alucardo2961
      @alucardo2961 4 роки тому +15

      Pengo Mode i could see that. Akiyama is overly lazy, Saejima is the brute that takes everything seriously, the detective-whos-name-i-totally-remember is the one who always tries to do good, and Majima is the overly hyper playful side. Yeah that’s actually a pretty good theory.

  • @boi8328
    @boi8328 4 роки тому +702

    "Let's critique her."
    "She's a woman."
    Uhhhhhhhh

  • @sutairu2312
    @sutairu2312 4 роки тому +576

    I cannot express how much i love how he just pop's deslocated limb back. You need jesus J

    • @AntanovOCEFGC
      @AntanovOCEFGC 4 роки тому +47

      Fucking mad lad

    • @Aurilion44
      @Aurilion44 4 роки тому +72

      Not only that. There was a comment on the side saying it was the third time he has done it on this stream :D...

    • @nonameworm69
      @nonameworm69 3 роки тому +10

      Well... if it comes off often, it's not something special
      My left arm quite often comes off, for example when I laugh hard, and it's not even painfull any more...
      Though, it makes no sound
      *He's made a big popp, that sounds bad*
      He is a madlad..

    • @Ki-pk9ln
      @Ki-pk9ln 3 роки тому +1

      Honestly I've had my knee cap dislocated before and I just pushed it back in.

  • @kamikaze4172
    @kamikaze4172 4 роки тому +61

    I love that the chat started quoting Space Balls. Coincidentally, the Mew shoes did bring financial luck, because of all the tips he got to take those shoes off and put them back on

  • @Ashurman666
    @Ashurman666 4 роки тому +562

    In today's episode watch as Kiryu makes the dumbest mistake of his entire career and then proceeds to beat up a couple of kids and steal one's girlfriend

    • @psxcsomething6114
      @psxcsomething6114 4 роки тому +48

      And dont forget spending the budget of his real state business in pocket circuit parts

    • @deathmetalalchemist2731
      @deathmetalalchemist2731 4 роки тому +18

      He actually DOES steal someone's girlfriend in Kiwami.
      Kind of.

  • @imadrifter
    @imadrifter 4 роки тому +452

    BREAKING NEWS: Sock plays "Pocket Racers" with underage girlfriend.

  • @Jimbo_SIice
    @Jimbo_SIice 4 роки тому +176

    *THE COURSE CLAIMS ANOTHER CHILD SOUL*

  • @muhammadazamuddinbinazlan8518
    @muhammadazamuddinbinazlan8518 4 роки тому +89

    19:37 This is (not) a reference.

  • @tosho_2979
    @tosho_2979 4 роки тому +87

    >now there's no reason to pocket circuit ever again
    Got some bad news about the next game

  • @myHandleIsAlwaysTaken
    @myHandleIsAlwaysTaken 4 роки тому +80

    "Uses a heat move on the small child"
    Dude wtf that sounds wrong both with and without the context

  • @justhere9731
    @justhere9731 4 роки тому +71

    When he popped his foot back into place someone in chat just said “oh no”
    I felt that

  • @onlymadethistowatchvideos6209
    @onlymadethistowatchvideos6209 4 роки тому +253

    We gonna ignore the fact he got Legend fighting style

    • @Sleepy_Kitsune
      @Sleepy_Kitsune 4 роки тому +68

      its not majima's legend style so its not as good, but still boi overleveled like hell for that early on

    • @Triplof1987
      @Triplof1987 4 роки тому +35

      I legit only got that after finishing the main story.

    • @RikuVA
      @RikuVA 4 роки тому +14

      Haha our boy did all the Kamurocho owning side quests

    • @longminh2759
      @longminh2759 4 роки тому +4

      Wait, how did he get it so soon tho?

    • @kelixbro3456
      @kelixbro3456 4 роки тому +31

      @@longminh2759 if you legit just keep sticking to real estate and side gigs you can get it pretty early...and a lot of shakedown shenanigans

  • @mysterygamer4086
    @mysterygamer4086 4 роки тому +117

    Are we just gonna ignore the fact that jfj dislocated something irl in his foot

  • @inklingreacts
    @inklingreacts 4 роки тому +25

    0:33
    that's me when i caught that thing in animal crossing man

  • @coyotearmory
    @coyotearmory 4 роки тому +22

    real talk, 21:06 he smashes a dudes face on his knee and zero stains. I need whatever hes using.

  • @worldweary5750
    @worldweary5750 4 роки тому +28

    That lil meow during the pocket circuit cutscene killed me.

  • @Attacker12369
    @Attacker12369 4 роки тому +69

    JFJ: "Let me get out my little pocket racer"
    Me: Yes officer this guy right here

  • @deathmetalalchemist2731
    @deathmetalalchemist2731 4 роки тому +17

    19:54 Wait till he finds out about Majima Everywhere in Yakuza Kiwami.

  • @sharklover-zi7sz
    @sharklover-zi7sz 4 роки тому +48

    SHARK TORPEDO HAS MY APPROVAL

  • @food3037
    @food3037 4 роки тому +30

    This reminds me of when I used to do pinewood derby in scouts, I wiped the floor with those fools with me and my Minecraft stickered car.

    • @rinnnnnnnnnnrin
      @rinnnnnnnnnnrin 4 роки тому +2

      Just as Steve minecraft famously says "man fuck those kids"

  • @Ari-vv7rr
    @Ari-vv7rr 4 роки тому +28

    "Please treat my daughter right" had me on the floor

  • @examinedyeti4392
    @examinedyeti4392 4 роки тому +42

    Should rename the episode to Pocket Circut is fun.

  • @josephstalinsdaughter6499
    @josephstalinsdaughter6499 4 роки тому +35

    *kiryu running down a pipe*
    his shoes: *meow*

  • @OmegaManZero2
    @OmegaManZero2 4 роки тому +26

    JFJ did a heat move on his foot

  • @yabbles617
    @yabbles617 4 роки тому +8

    I love how at 5:10 it looks like it was done in gmod

  • @kerbeepbop2666
    @kerbeepbop2666 4 роки тому +86

    Here’s a better title for you: Yakuza 0 is fun mach 5

  • @brandonpeche7542
    @brandonpeche7542 4 роки тому +17

    I binged every episode and looked for the next one. I am hyped.

  • @pitgif7270
    @pitgif7270 4 роки тому +21

    I bought this game because of you and now i am legally obliged to blame you for making me addicted to pocket car racing

  • @jellydoggo
    @jellydoggo 4 роки тому +9

    I haven’t taken the time to watch these videos but now that I have I couldn’t help but notice
    THE HYPER DETAILED HAIR
    It scares me

  • @user-nt5fu7no4k
    @user-nt5fu7no4k 4 роки тому +10

    Idk why but watching J play yakuza makes me feel as if his reactions and all are canon throughout the story

  • @ShadowMark3_
    @ShadowMark3_ 4 роки тому +4

    His outro is the duet version of Judgement, THANK YOU!!!

  • @pizzatime4700
    @pizzatime4700 4 роки тому +94

    Did he beat the game and I wasn’t there to see it?
    Anger is large

    • @THEFurfoot
      @THEFurfoot 4 роки тому +9

      nope hes just lost in side content

    • @dragos8839
      @dragos8839 4 роки тому +9

      How big is this game ? Maybe I'll pick it up looks fun. Especially the side quests and stuff like that. I really like how strange and random they are

    • @pizzatime4700
      @pizzatime4700 4 роки тому +8

      DAGAMAN very large very fun do recommend

    • @CamJackel
      @CamJackel 4 роки тому +10

      @@dragos8839 If you do the main story and subquests and take your time it'll easily take you 100 hours to complete

    • @dragos8839
      @dragos8839 4 роки тому +2

      @@CamJackel thx guys

  • @hefdef9961
    @hefdef9961 4 роки тому +35

    damn thats a funny joke jfj im laughing currently

  • @trifontrifonov4297
    @trifontrifonov4297 4 роки тому +44

    Spending the whole game ingoring the plot and simply playing "Pocket Racers".
    Ahhh the true Yakuza 0 experience.
    But pace yourself, because "Pocket Racer" returns in Yakuza Kiwami. And you will play Kiwami 1&2. Trust me. The poison is too deep. You can't be saved....

  • @thejaraf
    @thejaraf 4 роки тому +8

    hahahahaha damn it really looks like kiryu is ignoring his enemies over the excitement of getting a toy engine from a vending machine

  • @danecaton2299
    @danecaton2299 4 роки тому +6

    JFJ in Yakuza 0: Tokyo Drift, now with Wii Sports Bowling Expansion Pack

  • @ricejenkins4973
    @ricejenkins4973 4 роки тому +5

    I like how the video doesn't even show him getting paid to wear the cat shoes. He'll just have them in the next scene and you'll *know*

  • @Weirdgirl213
    @Weirdgirl213 4 роки тому +3

    2:18, my exact reaction when I first played Y0.

  • @PheonexBlaze
    @PheonexBlaze 4 роки тому +6

    OH JFJ you can't just TO BE CONTINUED me like that. Uncool. Now you're going to have to fight me in POCKET RACING

  • @noodle1672
    @noodle1672 4 роки тому +7

    Oh that pop was violent it made me feel it

  • @Brandon2940
    @Brandon2940 4 роки тому +5

    Love how he just avoided the main game just for Pocket Racers

  • @cabz5872
    @cabz5872 4 роки тому +1

    I came back to this video to rewatch the yakuza is fun, and I still cry laughing whenever he pocket races, it's just so good

  • @ryanhenderson3095
    @ryanhenderson3095 4 роки тому +3

    This is usually the point where the FBI get involved

  • @anderscierniak956
    @anderscierniak956 2 роки тому +1

    15:33 it has begun

  • @DiranJiru
    @DiranJiru 4 роки тому +19

    I just got this, and my brother loves this game so much. It has one of his favourite things. Beating the ever living shit out of people.

    • @tigerfestivals5137
      @tigerfestivals5137 4 роки тому +1

      What are his other favorite things?

    • @DiranJiru
      @DiranJiru 4 роки тому +5

      @@tigerfestivals5137 Beating the ever living shit out of people with objects around him.

  • @tariqshort4025
    @tariqshort4025 4 роки тому

    the end animation is always one of my Favourite parts
    but with those songs it's even better.

  • @commandermaverick1487
    @commandermaverick1487 3 роки тому +1

    0:33 JFJ: AAAAAAHHHHHH
    Me: SHARK!!

  • @alt0248
    @alt0248 2 роки тому +1

    As soon as I got the cat shoes, I wore them till the adventure mode.

  • @TheeDucks
    @TheeDucks 4 роки тому +3

    Oh that foot pop hurt my soul

  • @ClaudiaGarcia-qj4kd
    @ClaudiaGarcia-qj4kd 4 роки тому +4

    20:17 bloody hell man! Did you dislocate your foot and put it back in place on stream and continued playing! That’s actually kinda badass. (Btw I’m not British I’m Texan, I’m just weird)

  • @MilkMan-pk2rc
    @MilkMan-pk2rc 4 роки тому

    The pop sound of you pushing your joint back in place idk why but it's hilarious to me lmfao

  • @pinguin4898
    @pinguin4898 4 роки тому +2

    imagine if every fight is just him imagining it and really he just insults everyone so bad they take flesh wounds

  • @dragonspear570
    @dragonspear570 2 роки тому

    Full 2 years later babyyyyy

  • @psxcsomething6114
    @psxcsomething6114 4 роки тому +3

    Man I really hope that he plays the rest of the yakuza games in the future after he finishes this one

  • @artemis1993
    @artemis1993 4 роки тому +2

    Yakuza truly is a magical series. It can break whoever is playing it.

  • @patronofsaints2062
    @patronofsaints2062 4 роки тому +2

    The karaoke song has become one of my favorites

  • @savinito
    @savinito 4 роки тому +1

    “Destroy the child, corrupt them all”

  • @BonePapi
    @BonePapi 4 роки тому +2

    20:16 JESUS CHRIST THAT WAS LOUD

  • @bigezfire2390
    @bigezfire2390 4 роки тому +2

    Man, I think you're the inside voice of any and everybody who played this game and saw some badass shit happen. Just a whole bunch of OOOHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHIIIIIITTTTT OOOOHHHHHHAAAAAA.

  • @Keaghan9
    @Keaghan9 4 роки тому +1

    I find it funny how he yells “fuck them kids” CONSIDERING MICHAEL JACKSON IS ACTUALLY IN THIS!

  • @folgentpears7107
    @folgentpears7107 4 роки тому +1

    0:13 ah yes,
    "Time for me to activate my special ability"
    *Fricking explodes*

  • @dy4914
    @dy4914 3 роки тому

    "in 2019, nothing will change"
    demn, hits to close to home.

  • @DrSabot-A
    @DrSabot-A 4 роки тому

    6:34 That's literally Magnum Saber, holy shit the nostalgia

  • @24chickennuggets
    @24chickennuggets 4 роки тому +1

    0:14 I was not expecting that

  • @flames8099
    @flames8099 4 роки тому +3

    You cant catch me, not when i shift into M A X I M U M O V E R D R I V E

  • @dirtypure2023
    @dirtypure2023 4 роки тому +1

    Your Yakuza videos are your best. This is the second time I'm watching them ♥

  • @uncledoctor6920
    @uncledoctor6920 4 роки тому +1

    This game is an absolute fever dream in animeland

  • @largeshrimpin3407
    @largeshrimpin3407 4 роки тому +2

    this is my favourite series ever wtf

  • @leoncoben6983
    @leoncoben6983 4 роки тому

    "Just so you know I won this children's-"
    My mind: card game?
    "-racing game."
    My mind: Oh Children's Card Game on motorcycles.

  • @Velvet_Vylure
    @Velvet_Vylure 4 роки тому +2

    he says theres no reason to pocket circuit again.... but oh just wait until he finds it in kiwami.

  • @XRN0
    @XRN0 4 роки тому +1

    Godspeed Motor: [Equip]

  • @gremlinman9724
    @gremlinman9724 3 роки тому

    the car stuff was seriously more entertaining to watch than the fighting

  • @FluffyIronGolems
    @FluffyIronGolems 4 роки тому +2

    18:26 THERE I AM GARY, THERE I AM!

  • @NohlMarcus
    @NohlMarcus 4 роки тому +1

    I love this series and I hope he does more soon!

  • @ArtyThe_Fox
    @ArtyThe_Fox 3 роки тому

    This Series never get old, its always funny

  • @thegongoozler3374
    @thegongoozler3374 Рік тому

    The only opponent Kiryu couldn't beat, that slice of pissa.

  • @Adam-qz5cw
    @Adam-qz5cw 4 роки тому +1

    This Yakuza 0 siries is the best in the whole god dam world

  • @mryoshi1221
    @mryoshi1221 4 роки тому

    i watched that part of kiryu eating pizza maybe 10 times, my brain cannot mentally wrap around what just happened

  • @NbgamerguyKINGOFNBS
    @NbgamerguyKINGOFNBS 4 роки тому

    There was a solid minute of me not making a noise from how hard I was laughing

  • @harrisonnguyen8595
    @harrisonnguyen8595 4 роки тому +1

    The ninja of the yakuza makes a returns

  • @toddhoward5964
    @toddhoward5964 4 роки тому

    "Time to go do monotonous shit as Majima." You fool, you absolute fool. You have incurred the wraith of Yuki and the constantly vanishing vinegar supply of Sotenbori.

  • @TooManyBarrels1
    @TooManyBarrels1 4 роки тому +2

    Fun fact: Kiryu is a permavirgin

  • @sharkradradscorpion
    @sharkradradscorpion 3 роки тому

    0:13 "time for me to activate my special ability!: The middle eastern"

  • @Yakkzy
    @Yakkzy 4 роки тому +2

    Even if it's just for this video I'm happy breaking the rules outro is back

  • @gasmaskghost4110
    @gasmaskghost4110 4 роки тому +1

    so this is what the protagonist must look like to others

  • @DiranJiru
    @DiranJiru 4 роки тому

    Jfj must have abs at this point with all that laughing.

  • @wavygravy7781
    @wavygravy7781 9 місяців тому

    JFJ is the type of guy to 100% a game without even noticing

  • @OneBuckShort420
    @OneBuckShort420 4 роки тому

    That meow at 18:18 had me cracked up!

  • @seapicklerick9139
    @seapicklerick9139 3 роки тому

    Uh oh the sock man goes to Japan to join the yakuza normal Tuesday afternoon

  • @Mouseforatu
    @Mouseforatu 4 роки тому +1

    That Evangelion reference. Omedeto!

  • @dkmarcusdk867
    @dkmarcusdk867 4 роки тому +1

    18:18 favorite part

  • @JosueGarcia-jl6ny
    @JosueGarcia-jl6ny 3 роки тому

    "it was never a challenge mika-chan"

  • @Steve055
    @Steve055 4 роки тому +4

    Just know JFJ if you ever stop playing Yakuza 0 the Yakuza will come after you.

  • @unyjustice9940
    @unyjustice9940 4 роки тому +1

    Says the semi automatic double barrel shotgun maker

  • @aptspire
    @aptspire 4 роки тому

    683b yen when the clip ended. Consider how in 1, Kiryu could've said "lost 1b? here's 2b in insurance while I find the true culprit, fuck you" with that money.