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Out of everyone shooting that thing with their pinkie, Brandon looks like he is the most casual person shooting the most casual rifle like nothing was ever wrong.
@@PartTimeGoblinSlayer you gotta cut it up so it doesnt reassemble itself :) im referencing the end of a movie called 'Warlock', where chick defeats an ancient warlock, slices him up and buries him in the Utah salt flats so his evil would never return. Its a really good movie, go check out! :)
I watched this video again, and I noticed the trigger mechanism. You guys could have come up with something way better, but you decided to go with something that looks like it came straight out of a Tom and Jerry episode. 10/10, respect.
@@mr.bobcyndaquil4214 Reminds me of the video that roams around the internet: Recruit: *fires bursts with an LMG* Supervisor: "Dude, it's an LMG" Recruit: "Oh, right." *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
We've seen him do the Kalashnibren, the ak-50 lite, and he's still working on the ak-50. but now, to keep him overly occupied, we should all push him to make the ak-50 extremely lite aka the ak-50 in .50 ae
How about a bullpupped RPD where there is an upside down Romanian dong where the trigger resides and an elbow plate so he can mini-gun the shiz out of it? Just a thought
I guess worst thing after this would be something that is extreme in other direction, like 22LR mosin or similar, oh wait those exist.... I did not want to know that.
I had a toy AK47 as a kid and I really liked WWII stuff, so I'd often hold it upside-down when playing to pretend it's a Bren. Childhood fantasy come true!
"Hi guys, I'm Ian McCollum Jr. with another episode of forgotten weapons.com, I'm here today at the Rock Island Auction company taking a look at some of the guns they have up sale in their upcoming September of 2077 premier auction, and I came across something really, really cool. This... monstrosity of a rifle is a Kalashnibren. Now you might think to yourself... why? Well, it all started when a guntuber made a reaction video to... shall we say less than practical firearms designs, and one of those designs was an experimental top fed AK. The guntuber jokingly said he might be interested in building something along those lines if his video reached an absurd number of views, and to his surprise and apparent dismay, people actually wanted to see him do it so... here we are."
Mikhail: I will go down there and haunt them!!! How dare they!!!! Wait, they are making an ak47 with a DI system and made with polymers????.... send down lightning!!!!
My grandpa did his national service in Palestine during WW2 and was a Bren gunner; when I told him I’d joined the army reserves his Alzheimer’s was pretty profound, and would get confused and forgetful a whole lot, however he still went through with me all the NSPs, disassembly and cleaning procedures for his Bren from 60 years prior.
@@lokei1326 it’s a strange organ for sure, we found that he’d stacked the post (mail) in the dishwasher from smallest-to largest (as he did with plates) but he could tell you exactly the dates he was where in the Middle East, the types of vehicles he’d work on, promotion dates, sergeants major names etc
"You wouldn't stop asking for it... and you were flooding the comment section of everything we ever posted, asking where this was, so... the answer is here... and it's your fault." Now THAT'S a brilliant line xD
7:09 best part of video also did anyone else notice battys super sized hangie down bits stroking that BMG when everyone else had their wee little AR and AK
"Mommy, why is all the spent brass going into his arm?" Mama Bear: "Cuz' some dude blitzed on White Claw thought it'd be fun to wire a trigger group on the top of an AK and flip all the furniture around..."
@@deathrooster14 whataburger is not the best. But its definitely not the worst. And its the last fast food place to offer a man sized burger instead of a little puck.
Brandon in Febuary: "I just got the Rear Trunnion that I need to complete the Plastikov." Brandon: Doesn't make a Video on the Plastikov Everyone: Anger Brandon: Makes a Video on the Kalashnibren Everyone: "It is, Acceptable."
What’s up fuckers, I’m back! Thanks for being patient while we dealt with UA-cam strikes, but we’re finally back in business! Thanks again guys, fingers crossed we can stay here for a long time!
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Hell yeah welcome back!
I love you AK DADDY
Yaaaa babe
Keep it up bro
God Bless man. Welcome Back. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Coming soon in Call of Duty Cold War Season 3
Please no
Oh yes
How’s it goin any fun videos planned?
Actually curious to how the will play out
Cringe
Years from now: "Hello and welcome to Forgotten Weapons. I'm Ian McCollum and today we're looking at something...eh...unusual to say the least."
Elbonian LMG
It's probably best if it stayed forgotten!
"...and today we're looking at something... ew."
@@josephthio403 I'm just picturing this getting locked in a box in the Raiders of the Lost Ark warehouse where no one will ever find it.
That would be great
You've seen the Kalashnibren.
Now we need the KalashniSTEN.
OnO
i like the way you think
Everything except the barrel and the water pipe bolt?
Oh god no.....but yes at the same time.
Da TOVARITSCH! For Mother England!
Brandon: "This is the worst thing you guys have made me build"
us guys: "No no, this is the worst thing we've made you build *so far* ."
Lmao. Can’t wait to see what we make him build next time.
Sporterized svd?
@@R0gueM I'm waiting for the AK 50 mini chambered in .50 Action Express. Because fuck it, why not?
Other comment had the KalaschniSTEN.
We are going to make a Monster.
Rise of the ark 50
“Hey guys just be conservative with the ammo...”
“I’m never going to financially recover from this...”
Out of everyone shooting that thing with their pinkie, Brandon looks like he is the most casual person shooting the most casual rifle like nothing was ever wrong.
casual? 5:45 Hes fanning a Kalashnibren like a a cowboy fanning a revolver hes not causal he a fokin madlad!!!!!!
he's gotten used to it
Eli: *I’m small*
I bet Alex told him he was too!
my eyes.. they burn
Hey alfonse
Alfonse watches ak jesus? Noice
Really. Bury that thing in the salt flats and never speak of it again!
@@longbow6416 but what if some one digs it up and it's still operational? It is part ak after all.
@@PartTimeGoblinSlayer you gotta cut it up so it doesnt reassemble itself :) im referencing the end of a movie called 'Warlock', where chick defeats an ancient warlock, slices him up and buries him in the Utah salt flats so his evil would never return. Its a really good movie, go check out! :)
I watched this video again, and I noticed the trigger mechanism. You guys could have come up with something way better, but you decided to go with something that looks like it came straight out of a Tom and Jerry episode. 10/10, respect.
I hate you for making me love this gun even more
Because it was a recreation straight from a meme image, faithfulness
The internet has held you at gun point to mutilate random AKs and soviet guns into unrecognizable forms
Shut it femboy
the femboy speaks wisdoms
But will it reload?
It is him, THE RELOAD GOD!
How fast can you reload it?
"You are, without a doubt, the worst gun I've ever heard of."
"...But you have heard of me..."
Hahaha 😀
Some need to make this on the template
Hi point headquarters: WE DID IT, BOYS
The more that I look at it, the more I hate it. It’s Beautiful
It's blyatful
@@anthonyhayes1267 i was just about to say that lmao
This guy killed me in factory last night
Nice.
Serenity holy shit😳
upload something
Good to see you Serenity, hope you're well
he got the longest recorded shot on lighthouse with this gun.
Once again, the autocaptions interpret gunfire as "applause."
We are amused.
Lmao
"Brand."
[Music]
[Applause]
and in equal measure , disgusted!
Send this in an unmarked package to forgottenweapons with a small note that says "i hope you forget this ever existed too"
And as Ian often complains I hope Brandon put his name on the rifle so that whoever finds it in the next 100 years knows who built it.
Under rated comment
Elbonia AK Prototype.
Why did I have a flashback to the end of Indiana Jones?
This thing belongs in an unmarked box in that warehouse...
@@ronly_driver No it belongs in a black hole
I look forward to the day the Kalashnibren is featured on Forgotten Weapons. “Hey guys, today we’re taking a look at this abomination...”
Elbonian AK.
you forgot the exasperated pause and confused gesturing between 'this' and 'abomination'
Brandon Herrera, Elbonian Minister of Arms Development
Just because we can, doesn't mean we should . Although, still an interesting build.
@@WendiGonerLH ...and propaganda.
"its atleast as accurate as every other ak out there" had me rolling
Not saying much
Hey, it’s a LMG. It doesn’t need to hit, it needs to keep the other guy’s head down
@@mr.bobcyndaquil4214 Reminds me of the video that roams around the internet:
Recruit: *fires bursts with an LMG*
Supervisor: "Dude, it's an LMG"
Recruit: "Oh, right."
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
@@TrolledBy link?
Teacher: Okay class time to do a presentation on last night assignment.
The Cezh, British, Russian group: Kalashnibren
*_"Cezh"?_* You had one job!
“Try not to waste the ammo......”
“I’ll never financially recover from this.”
The million dollar mag dump!
Mag dumping is a wealth flex now!
That was worth more money than my life
The sights are epic
You can’t even see what you are shooting
@@justsomeplantcells- thats the point
@@justsomeplantcells- that's why the term spray and pray was invented
Now AR cucks won't complain about bolt handle placement ergos.
"I don't see anything different about the front sight." - Arsenal Inc.
We've seen him do the Kalashnibren, the ak-50 lite, and he's still working on the ak-50. but now, to keep him overly occupied, we should all push him to make the ak-50 extremely lite aka the ak-50 in .50 ae
Or .500 magnum.
How about krink chambered in 50.BMG?
@@JiiPee211 literally the ak-50 with a shorter barrel
@@xsvvnx so a semi auto flashbang?
@@murrybrasell4657 precisely
“just a fuckin upside down akm”
read that in an aussie accent
*owen gun intensifies*
Oh my God it literally is. At first I thought it was an actual bren that took AK mags, then I took a closer look at the gun
PKM light
That's also the PKM
He’s embracing the cursed guns. We’ve created a monster!!
Yup. I'm waiting to see him making more cursed guns. Wonder what he or the fans are gonna cook up...
@@GoinGreninja What about the romanian dong that some bright spark put a bolt action upper onto or a test fire of olga?
How about a bullpupped RPD where there is an upside down Romanian dong where the trigger resides and an elbow plate so he can mini-gun the shiz out of it? Just a thought
@@donaldduck7837 I'm on board with this idea. It's gonna be horrible indeed!
> We’ve created a monster!!
Or a genius.
Your gunsmiths were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
I am like 69...nice
Life eh eh uuh. Finds a way
Even nedry knew better than to mess with the kalashnibren..
Who authorized you to do this???
You did: Bigger. scarier, ahmn "cooler" I believe is the word you used in your memo...
No, this is awful but it had to be built.
Therapist: Kalashnibren isn't real. He can't hurt you.
Kalashnibren:
"Honestly, this is the worst thing you guys have ever made me build."
*Yet.*
Ya know.....it would be funny if his AK 50 fired RUSSIAN 50. caliber bullets.....not that you can get those in the states but it would be amusing.
That sounded like a challenge to me.
The worst [thing we've made you build] SO FAR
mwahahahahaha!
Up next: the Kalashni-lewis.?
Brandon: builds a functional upside down AK
Kal-Tek: write that down WRITE THAT DOWN
It’s Cal-Tech
@@Bruh-gc7rd you’re both wrong it’s Kel-Tec 😂😂
@@markg1495 lol I’m joking, you think I’m subbed to Brandon and don’t know what kel-tek is? Ok
@@Bruh-gc7rd In Russian lang kal is medic term for poo (shit). So kal-tek is obviously not good tek for me ))
@@alexgo1034 then you remember Superman's Kryptonian name is Kal-El
I love how the empty casings bounce off Brandon's wrists and make a visible shockwave
Like ksg wrist lol
Timestamp?
The bren style top mag is made for having a two man crew where a loader is doing the mag changes.
The casings: eject out the left
Every left handed person: *intensely heavy breathing*
As a left handed shooter, yes.
Hello, I'm Ian McCollum, and today I'm almost as excited as when I found an entire crate of .32 French long for sale!
Good luck with the sights being on the other side lol
@@tempviduse where we are going we don't need sights
Finally someone made an AK right, or rather left, for Ian
Brandon: makes Kalashnibren
Also Brandon: “This is why I don’t listen to you guys”
#AKGnotificationsquad
next up bullpup makarov
@@JuanPablo-pg3vx never
What about the.... Kalashipup
I guess worst thing after this would be something that is extreme in other direction, like 22LR mosin or similar, oh wait those exist.... I did not want to know that.
what about an ak 47 but with the recoil system of an ak 107 but in .50 beowulf
"well this exist's "
"And it's your fault"
Good way to sum this up
Me talking to to my parents
When I saw the thumbnail: "No Way"
As the ad was playing: "No Way"
First Two Seconds: "Oh Hell YES!"
Brandon: This is the worst gun I’ve ever made
Comments section: The worst gun you’ve ever made *so far*!
Not so excited for the AK-50 now are ya
Edit* this is a good humored comment.
@@The_SmorgMan I think he's talking about the plastikov
69 likea
The worst gun he's ever shown us.
Literally was typing that exact comment until I saw yours.
Sees the KalashniBren:
"He's so ugly!-"
"I love him!"
is that an Antman reference?
@@Jay-um6eq I guess? I'm not sure what it's from, I just know the meme
As a brit who likes Russian guns I'm happy, confused and scared all in one
Exactly the same here my friend
Same with me as a Czech :))
Václav Holek probably never imagined that his creation would inspire something like *_THIS_* 😂
same
Same
We need a cursed SA80 bren
I had a toy AK47 as a kid and I really liked WWII stuff, so I'd often hold it upside-down when playing to pretend it's a Bren. Childhood fantasy come true!
first glance: "Oh that's really nice"
literally looks at it for more than a millisecond: "I wanna die"
No, the actual thought is “it just needs Bren sights and it will be perfect”
the only thing about this that does not surprise me, is the fact it actually functions.
Finally, Now the australians can have their own AK's.
This comment shall blow up
Owen's SMG but in 7,62x39mm
Mom, I found the end of the Internet, this dude here finished it
its a british/ czech gun though
Don't give the Owen gun crap, it worked, that's enough for anyone.
I like how you can see the trigger being pulled when he pulls the trigger
"We didn't zero this thing" said every AK manufacturer ever
What is zero?
That’s what line infantry formations are for
I think every manufacturer doesn't sight in guns. Ak manufacturers just try to but fails horribly
I mean, how would you even zero that freaky thing
Even Khyber Pass is like "Could you not?""
It is surprise to see two of my favorite guns get combined!
"Hi guys, I'm Ian McCollum Jr. with another episode of forgotten weapons.com, I'm here today at the Rock Island Auction company taking a look at some of the guns they have up sale in their upcoming September of 2077 premier auction, and I came across something really, really cool. This... monstrosity of a rifle is a Kalashnibren. Now you might think to yourself... why? Well, it all started when a guntuber made a reaction video to... shall we say less than practical firearms designs, and one of those designs was an experimental top fed AK. The guntuber jokingly said he might be interested in building something along those lines if his video reached an absurd number of views, and to his surprise and apparent dismay, people actually wanted to see him do it so... here we are."
I have seen the future, and it is cursed!
When i was reading this, i read it in Ian McCollum voice lol
I can hear this
Literally came here to read this, and you didn’t disappoint. Tip of the hat to you, good sir.
Well atleast in a month after that video this monstrosity will hopefully be burned in nuclear fire lol
Mikhail Kalashnikov in heaven: “Look at how they massacred my boy.”
poor guy is rolling in his grave because of us
Mikhail: I will go down there and haunt them!!! How dare they!!!! Wait, they are making an ak47 with a DI system and made with polymers????.... send down lightning!!!!
@@danielaramburo7648 yeah but Mikhail would love the ak50 tho
@@wesleygetsinger1859 imagine an ak in 14.5mm!!!!
its the worst gun he's ever SHOWN us
This thing looks like the perfect encapsulation of:
"What you did was sneaky, underhanded and downright distasteful. ........ I loved it."
If someone doesn't make a Bren style drum mag for this, I'm going to be sad.
My grandpa did his national service in Palestine during WW2 and was a Bren gunner; when I told him I’d joined the army reserves his Alzheimer’s was pretty profound, and would get confused and forgetful a whole lot, however he still went through with me all the NSPs, disassembly and cleaning procedures for his Bren from 60 years prior.
The things the mind remembers
@@lokei1326 it’s a strange organ for sure, we found that he’d stacked the post (mail) in the dishwasher from smallest-to largest (as he did with plates) but he could tell you exactly the dates he was where in the Middle East, the types of vehicles he’d work on, promotion dates, sergeants major names etc
Brandon’s thumbnail: *I hate you all*
Well Brandon we hate ourselves too that’s why we make you do shit like this.
'you cannot hate us more than we hate ourselves'
@@seanchan7167 correct
“You guys good back there?” *group hiding behind a steel plate* The Camera Guy: 0____o
"You wouldn't stop asking for it... and you were flooding the comment section of everything we ever posted, asking where this was, so... the answer is here... and it's your fault."
Now THAT'S a brilliant line xD
Khyber Pass gunsmiths: "Ohh, I gotta make note of this."
*durrani gunsmiths
*WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN
Eli "Try not to waste ammo guys"
2 seconds later
5 people proceed to mag dump into trash
Communist trash so it was worth it😂
with machine guns. And Brandon was shooting the MP5, so F to Eli's wallet.
It made me happy, therefore, NOT a waste. 🥰
It looks like a new gun, none of its components together trip off any of my brains pattern recognition abilities. It’s disgustingly good.
I fully concur
*/s
7:09 best part of video also did anyone else notice battys super sized hangie down bits stroking that BMG when everyone else had their wee little AR and AK
To quote a specific actor: "You crazy son of a bitch, you did it."
This so cursed, you mad lad. I hate this so much and I love you for it.
Just to get this straight, the kalashniBren its an AK but upside down?
It's beautiful!
"Mommy, why is all the spent brass going into his arm?"
Mama Bear: "Cuz' some dude blitzed on White Claw thought it'd be fun to wire a trigger group on the top of an AK and flip all the furniture around..."
Maybe its Australian
@Fuck Google eh why not just pure fucking alcohol
Elbonian Army Chief of Staff: “Order 500 of them.”
Glory to our magnificent republic
But make it use ar-15 7.62x39 mags first... 🤔
If elbonian, a shroud must be added.
I always love seeing you and the boys just goofing off with your weird new toys lol
Ah yes, the most important part of being AK Jesus: Coming back to life.
Hahaha, yes!
I can hear that rifle crying out, begging to be cut up and took out of the gene pool.
"father *coughs* build me better or let me rest!"
I want an AK made entirely from the smelted parts of ARs.
Than it won't be reliable
@@Shakezulla that's the point
Name it "The Sacrifice"
@@michaelparrino5293 "The Sin"
Whomst has been summoned by you
New Brandon series: Building cursed guns!
A historian will be very confused when he digs this up in the future.
A card describing the machine needs to be put in a secure pocket inside the machine for future historians.
Prehistoric meme gun 😂
That will be gun jesus's successor.
Honestly, the upside down receiver gives off less Bren vibes and more "We have Stoner 63 at home"
Same thing I thought along with a m60 too
I specifically recall the winner in the poll being "Tendies REEEEEEE-" So uh...way to not deliver or something...
1000% was the winner
Had to wait for the 4:00 am ballot dumps.
I didn't see either of the things we were promised
As a demolitia member for over 10 years I gotta say ur videos r a lot of fun 😊
What's the price? I want to own it before Rock Island does.
As a British man who idolises the BREN, I hate that I like this.
Bri’ish
So sorry to hear all of that.
@@Nuggetboi-gt2fs bit cringe innit bruv
@@Nuggetboi-gt2fs it's a dead meme bro, very few people here actually speak like that 😂
Lol
Everybody:
Put a third pin in it...
Yes
He has an SOT so yes
Yes we all thought that.
Yes, do it
The fact that you can fan-fire this thing makes this monster strangely scarier.
After 2 years of bullying him. We did it. We made him build his own cursed gun image. The ritual is complete.
*UNHOLY CHANTING*
Its not been two years, no way, holy shit 2019 left fast
NOW WE DID THE RITUAL WE ARE ACCEPTED BY THE KNLASHNIGOD COMRADES!!
*Screams in Communism*
now make us a KalashniSTEN - SIDE mounted magazine AK
YES
yes
KalashG-42
How about calling it the FKM? FG-42 mixed with AKM.
Fallschirmjäger Kalashnikov Modernized, even the name is blursed.
@@GremlinSciences you make Mikhail Kalashnikov do fucking BACKFLIPS in his grave with that statement!
Donut wouldn't shoot the gun, he's too high class with his Shake Shack burger.
You saw that too? Move to Texas, and talk shit about Whataburger. Brilliant.
@@stanstenson8168 Whataburger is shit tho...
@@deathrooster14 whataburger is not the best. But its definitely not the worst. And its the last fast food place to offer a man sized burger instead of a little puck.
@@deathrooster14 You've yee'd your last haw
I've never had Shake Shack, but it did look a lot better than that wimpy girly Whataburger.
Welcome back Brandon enjoy your videos good luck in the future
"you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain"
I want him to make this full-auto just so the ATF gets a notice of manufacture for a full auto kalashnibren
The Bren was an LMG so I would like to see that
The ATF: Wtf is a kalashnabren!?!?
A cursed gun and range video all in one thank you
Brandon this isn't what we asked for. Wheres the "tendies REEEEEEEEE"
So. now that Kalashnibren is a thing, can we get a raincheck for KalashniSTEN?
yes
Yes
Yes
I love it. MAKE IT A SERIES!
Oh no
Brandon in Febuary: "I just got the Rear Trunnion that I need to complete the Plastikov."
Brandon: Doesn't make a Video on the Plastikov
Everyone: Anger
Brandon: Makes a Video on the Kalashnibren
Everyone:
"It is, Acceptable."
Love you too Brandon 😘😘😘
The second I see Brandon with an Altyn helmet
*"D A V A I , T O V A R I S H C H"*
IT'S FINALLY HERE!!!!
In all seriousness, thanks Brandon and his team for making this when you totally didn't have to, we love you guys
Brandon: "You guys good back there?"
Cameraman: _chuckles_ "I'm in danger."
"That barrel's hot", if he had been wearing his sign, we could have warned him before hand, in my best Bill Engval impression "Here's your sign"
No Brandon. We still thirst for the *CHAUCHAKOV*
Oh god why must you place such an image in my head I HATE THAT YOU MADE ME WANT ONE!
You may not
That was a piece of crap when converted to.30-06, what makes you think 7.62X39 will be any better?
Hon hon hon
**unholsters Tendie**
"So you've chosen death?"
I feel like an ant man meme template is required, “He’s ugly, I love a him!”
I like fucking with the UA-cam algorithm...makes me feel good. So I've gone back and liked as many videos of yours I can find
guess who's back, back again. Brandons back, tell a friend.
"This just in: Winston Churchill has risen from the grave out of, what appears to be, pure unrelenting hatred"
No, no, he was good friends with uncle Josef. If you made STBren44, we would have an issue.
Brandon doesn't learn, he's just challenged the cursed gun world to find something worse, and hound him into making it!
Dude I love your damn videos man! I'm a veteran and I got rid of my AR and have 2 AK's now. Thank you! SKOL 🍻
This is the kind of gun that yells ‘I DIDNT CHOOSE TO BE BORN’ at you after a rough day at school
Brandon is turning in to a kel tech employee
"Brandon.. Why?"
"Don't worry about it, I did it for some weirdos on the internet."
"Oh.. but why?"
I love how little effort was put into it.
Bright side about this thing: you get to double dip and throw it in cursed gun images too!