"remember when Sora was the chosen one?" I love when people say this like the same game didn't literally tell and show you multiple wielders can happen when Riku jacked it. Then Ansem made another one. Then Deep Dive with Roxas.
Truthfully I love the Knight Captain and Court Enchanter! Especially since the keychains both have Easter eggs. Court Enchanter has a daisy on the end.(That's obvious to the Easter egg). And the Knight Captain has a fishing hook.(Representing the "perfect cast", and the fishing rod from "A Goofy Movie"). And I love it!
Jared, i just want to thank you for coming back so strong. Over your hiatus i watched the Seasalt Snippets playlist all the way through, and some of the kh3 news and info videos (just to see how they stacked up to the final product of kh3). Anyway, just want to say thank you for continuing to create, and entertaining us. May your heart be yo guiding key my boy.
*Me after working night shift here in Florida*: alright it’s 6am i’m done editing my video, time for bed..... *Jared Uploads* me: ya know what one video before bed won’t hurt 👀
The spirit halloween keyblades are pretty good, they even came out with a pretty accurate Kairi keyblade, previously it had not been quite as accurate. Party city also sometimes sells keyblades, and maybe Spencer’s. The online and in store places both
I have the classic Wobbly Oblivion that you do, an alright oakthkeeper, and a kingdomkey that would look perfect, if I didn't repaint the hilt red, since they got everything right on it eccept the golden key loob was...hunter orange...they tried so I painted it red to personalize my kingdom-key but the proportions and detail are all spot on, only you have to 2-hand it because its foam molded around a metal-core. looking lije the slight bent one at 9:11 only mine not bent. :) Additionally I'm fine with Chainless keyblades, mostly because I actually swing mine at practice, with full force, so if I had keychains then good bye wrists and forearms the swing around and it those, something the characters never have to deal with.
6:16 Pardon? Excuse me? Mastar AYRA can you please help me? Master AYRA I don't understand question 4. Master AYRA: Ask your friend LUARIAM for help please.
Ugh, some people's accents just kill me with the pronounciation of some foretellers. It's *IRA* for Keyblade's sake, not _Ayra._ Get it memorized, Cynical.
2:56 I actually have that same exact one but I got it years ago and I thought it looked pretty good but when I look at it now I’m like, “ok yeah this looks nothing like the actual thing”
I had that same Fenrir replica. I think it's made by some company in Turkey is what the shipping label said? It's cool but that chain is too thin and long.
As the maker of that green cardboard keyblade, I can confirm that it is very uncomfortable to hold, though not as much as it looks since I was holding it very awkwardly for the photo. Also, I didn't notice that sticker on my wall, so you catching that Nintendo sticker just broke me. XD
Vickie has the same Oblivion I have. I know it's fake...but mmmm I still like it, it's wood and just feels nice. Yeah fake, but ey...sometimes it works XD
Bro, don't know if you have seen, the Man at Arms keyblade yet. But if you haven't, it looks sick af. Nice seeing you Jared, hope you're doing fine bro!
I’ve just learned to respect the fact that every time Cynical uploads a video, I have to be up by 3 in the morning. Every. Single. Time. 😂 But hey! I ain’t complaining!
@TheGamersJoint If you haven't already seen, check out @dovelucyofficial on insta. The best original designed keyblades I've seen anywhere. All drawings, but also all amazing. And they look super legit/official.
i honestly expect someone just gonna show their car keys in one of these
Damn you've really always been here and always will huh
i mean they showed kh3's Riku keyblade which is basically the same thing
Yo! 😂😂😂🤣
damn can't believe you are still here
and *I'M* expecting "a key to the fucking dungeon" to become a spicy meme soon.
"remember when Sora was the chosen one?" I love when people say this like the same game didn't literally tell and show you multiple wielders can happen when Riku jacked it. Then Ansem made another one. Then Deep Dive with Roxas.
they also tell you 1000's of them existed long ago but they killed each other.
Ah yes I always trust Mister Panini for Keyblade knowledge.
A higher rank than The Master Of Masters.
Intell Oyell ah yes, mr panini
Fool! Mister Panini is the master of masters!
Truthfully I love the Knight Captain and Court Enchanter! Especially since the keychains both have Easter eggs. Court Enchanter has a daisy on the end.(That's obvious to the Easter egg). And the Knight Captain has a fishing hook.(Representing the "perfect cast", and the fishing rod from "A Goofy Movie"). And I love it!
After watching the first one I can’t stop saying “Ayo feed your keyblade”
What's this? A mirror?
Me: *Makes it into the video but he doesn’t review it * 0:54
“I can’t believe it...
I’m ON TV!!!!”
0:36 just going to leave this here for meme purposes.
Thanks Jared for being amazing always! Great video! 😁 Great keyblades!
Jared, i just want to thank you for coming back so strong. Over your hiatus i watched the Seasalt Snippets playlist all the way through, and some of the kh3 news and info videos (just to see how they stacked up to the final product of kh3). Anyway, just want to say thank you for continuing to create, and entertaining us. May your heart be yo guiding key my boy.
10:32 My Keyblade photo! :D So glad to see it on there and earning the appreciation as well! :3
I got here early! Glad to have you and your shenanigans back, hope your break went well. Let's slap some more turkeys mate!
8:26 "It's black! It's meant to be BLACK!"
KH3: hurr durr purpool obliveeon har har hah
*Me after working night shift here in Florida*: alright it’s 6am i’m done editing my video, time for bed..... *Jared Uploads* me: ya know what one video before bed won’t hurt 👀
I’m really glad you liked it @TheGamersJoint
Two Become One is so goddamn beautiful
True
3:36 lmao thanks for the shoutout dude! Yeah, i knew that when making it, but still, what was I thinking with that hilt?!
It felt so great to have you see my stuff! Thank you Jared! You are awesome and one of my favorite youtube people!😁❤️🙌
AHHHH THANKS FOR THE SHOUT OUT MAN :D I'm at 11:20
It's 2020, and people are still not feeding thier keyblades. Some of them still look underfed from last vid.
**_Or malnourished_**
Together we can stop this
Yes, I can concur.
I NEED ONE WITH A CAR KEY THO, SOMEONE NEEDED TO SHOW APPRECIATION TO RIKU’S “key”BLADE LMAO 😂 I love these🤣
Underfed Keyblades :D
That Starlight looks like it would be Skuld's custom color.
13:31 Forky's Keyblade.
😂😂😂
The spirit halloween keyblades are pretty good, they even came out with a pretty accurate Kairi keyblade, previously it had not been quite as accurate. Party city also sometimes sells keyblades, and maybe Spencer’s. The online and in store places both
4:26 I actually got that Kingdom key for Christmas, and honestly I'm not that picky, I'm just happy to have a keyblade
Finally can watch your videos during my study break again, much love m8!! Glad to have you back Mr. Panini 🔥
The kingdom key at 8:54 is a perfect pencil
Been waiting mighty long for a part 3!
"Remember when Sora was the chosen one."
Remember when Sora got robbed of his keyblade and told to go eat worms?
I'm so glad to be living in a world where "SporkBlade" exists!
2:54 HEY ITS ME! I knew my keyblade was garbage but this reaction is so true and hilarious. So glad I made it in!
I have the classic Wobbly Oblivion that you do, an alright oakthkeeper, and a kingdomkey that would look perfect, if I didn't repaint the hilt red, since they got everything right on it eccept the golden key loob was...hunter orange...they tried so I painted it red to personalize my kingdom-key but the proportions and detail are all spot on, only you have to 2-hand it because its foam molded around a metal-core. looking lije the slight bent one at 9:11 only mine not bent. :)
Additionally I'm fine with Chainless keyblades, mostly because I actually swing mine at practice, with full force, so if I had keychains then good bye wrists and forearms the swing around and it those, something the characters never have to deal with.
The way Mr Panini says chef kiss is just
On a unrelated note Sora is Anikan Skywalker in disguise
They’re the chosen one but never granted the rank of master...
at least he never turned evil
This video series is GENIUS.
6:16 Pardon? Excuse me? Mastar AYRA can you please help me? Master AYRA I don't understand question 4.
Master AYRA: Ask your friend LUARIAM for help please.
Ugh, some people's accents just kill me with the pronounciation of some foretellers. It's *IRA* for Keyblade's sake, not _Ayra._ Get it memorized, Cynical.
Ok you know what? Leave him and his accent alone. I don’t even have his accent and I pronounce his name the same way he does
I'm glad you continued this series! xD it's great!
I just had an idea. What if Square put in keyblade customization for the future KH games
I came here for quality roasts, was not disappointed this day
2:56
I actually have that same exact one but I got it years ago and I thought it looked pretty good but when I look at it now I’m like, “ok yeah this looks nothing like the actual thing”
9:25 i thought the Donald one was Vivi LOL
6:06 OMFG!!! YOU NOTICED MY TWEET!!! 😭
I had that same Fenrir replica. I think it's made by some company in Turkey is what the shipping label said? It's cool but that chain is too thin and long.
7:36 that looks like one I saw in spirit Halloween lol
"Mr. Panini" got me, fml
As the maker of that green cardboard keyblade, I can confirm that it is very uncomfortable to hold, though not as much as it looks since I was holding it very awkwardly for the photo.
Also, I didn't notice that sticker on my wall, so you catching that Nintendo sticker just broke me. XD
7:34 dude that oblivion is from spiritHalloween i got one for my brother a few years ago
WAIT WHAT
And now they are coming out with a starlight one
It's good to see another upload my Mr Panini, our turkey lord.
That fatal crest in the begining is just a store bought foam keyblade. I know because I have it too 😂😂😂
So at 11:44 which key blade is that? FairyHarp?
that oblivion was sick
I thought Jared was Lord Turkey 🦃😂 lol loving the content as always
Can't believe this man just leaked the MOMs true keyblade the sporkblade like that
Which one was that?
10:25 I would call that the Tooth Fairy
Eyy I'm at 5:37! Great video Jared, though some of these scuffed Keyblades gave me severe lacerations on my eyeballs
Nice kh3 sora threads
Aha so you noticed my underfed keyblade at 1:41 😥 lol but don’t let that fool you, it’s made out if steel and weighs quite a bit
You should go through kh theory videos, like when someone proved that terra was the heartless behind ansem before kh3
Loved the first vid actually I love all ur vids cynical keep up the good work
i used to have the " Oblivion" jkeyblade when i dressed up as Roxas for Halloween. yes, the one that doesn't look like one
i really wanna make a custom keyblade now, im currently designing one out of boredom
Yeaa boiii I´m at 11:05 so happy that i´m in :D
Great vid man brought me back to the lego days
The chain in the Oblivion keyblade is sparking a forgotten memory
Can you make more of these
3:18 BOI THE TEETH IS LOOK LIKE THE FREAKING BLAIR WITCH WOOD STATUTE 😂😂😂
I have the key blade at 8:30 and I just pretend it is alternate version like the kingdom key d haha
The Sporkblade, the creator of Kingdom Hearts. That's its power level.
I would love to see a White Oblivion and Black Oathkeeper lol.
Glad to see back!
I woke up to this and was like *yay*
Vickie has the same Oblivion I have. I know it's fake...but mmmm I still like it, it's wood and just feels nice. Yeah fake, but ey...sometimes it works XD
Bro, don't know if you have seen, the Man at Arms keyblade yet. But if you haven't, it looks sick af. Nice seeing you Jared, hope you're doing fine bro!
I always wanted one. I don’t want to use it, but to set it up on the wall as an collectors item. It will look nice, I promise you that
If I had to pick two Keyblades to use, I'd so go with Kingdom Key & Starlight.
My keyblade (kingdom key) was from spirit halloween
I didn’t know there was a part 2!!!
That spork keyblade MUST belong to Forky
1:43
Cynical: no name keyblade
Bro that's actually the gazing eye
I'm just gonna say EVERYONE'S hand made keyblades are awesome! Because I can't make shit lol
I’ve just learned to respect the fact that every time Cynical uploads a video, I have to be up by 3 in the morning. Every. Single. Time. 😂 But hey! I ain’t complaining!
Well considering that we aren't exposed to Heartless or Nobodies or Unversed or Nightmares, I doubt they can feed their keyblades.
1:44
Cynical can't even English
Are we about to take the keyblade to the dentist, are about to take the keyblade to the dentist!?😂😂
11:56 the woodlands key
That kingdom key is the only kingdom key I ever see at conventions and it triggers me so hard.
AutobotWheelJack’s was the best!
#StartFeedingYourKeyblades
15 people didn’t feed their keyblades.
Edit: 10:35 Scorbunny plush
I still remember the T H I C C Kingdom Key from part one...
Also, the keyblade from 1:40 is not No Name, its The Gazing Eye.
@Oli Ver Hmmm, I remember it being called The Gazing Eye, memory's probably just acting up.
Wait if that’s the No Name....
Then what’s the name of Young Xehanort’s Keyblade???
@TheGamersJoint If you haven't already seen, check out @dovelucyofficial on insta. The best original designed keyblades I've seen anywhere. All drawings, but also all amazing. And they look super legit/official.
I like the fact that every time you see a bad oblivion and kingdom keyblades, you get triggered XD
I hope you do a 3rd one so you get to see mine you know as they say third times lucky
Oh damn here we go again
It’s raining here too
I haven't seen anyone make a monochrome keyblade
part 3 pleaseee
*_I'm going to cry or laugh it out if I created a very bad created version of my own customized keyblade_*
2:58 I dont know why but I feel like this is stolen from me when I pictured it and then beem editing. But its hard also to say it has.
That Stitch keyblade though.
Donald doesn't need a keyblade the ducks got zettaflare
Great, now I'm hungry.
5:38 Not gonna lie... thought it was another Legoblade.
First dude got that Daddy Long Neck Key from the Internet World
It's hard to find a keyblade that's thicc