Terrible Millionaire Advice (with Jordan Adika)

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  • @johnk.7058
    @johnk.7058 2 роки тому +3932

    I like how Tate, who has found all his success being a social media grifter, is like "Yeah women be instagrammin"

    • @somerandomguy8356
      @somerandomguy8356 2 роки тому +48

      Faxx

    • @xXChaoticRavenXx
      @xXChaoticRavenXx 2 роки тому +69

      It’s classic deflecting

    • @pepi7404
      @pepi7404 2 роки тому +247

      @@xXChaoticRavenXx I doubt he's deflecting. Pretty sure he's just rambling whatever misogynistic or machismo rhetoric crosses his mind at any given moment without any consideration.

    • @felixcohen1247
      @felixcohen1247 2 роки тому

      He's not just a social media grifter, he's also forcing women into sexual slavery and regularly bribing officials to overlook his many crimes.

    • @atticusrussel3485
      @atticusrussel3485 2 роки тому +115

      and also human trafficking, sexual exploitation and coercion

  • @t-vann48
    @t-vann48 2 роки тому +4338

    That chess metaphor is a really terrible one too. Cause then you can turn that metaphor right around. The king is slow, useless, and doesnt help you push towards your win, but every single other piece is still made to protect that king from any harm. The king is mediocre rich men, every other piece is like idk the working class? I didnt think about this metaphor very deeply just wanted to show how easy it is to completely turn this metaphor around.

    • @kylespevak6781
      @kylespevak6781 2 роки тому +46

      You can turn anything into a metaphor explaining your point but just because you can use the same thing to make a contrasting metaphor doesn't discredit the metaphor. The purpose of a metaphor is to explain something by using something else

    • @Gladiva19
      @Gladiva19 2 роки тому +463

      @@kylespevak6781 Metaphors are used in the first place to channel the "correctness" of the first scenario to the second as an associative property. So yes counterpoints do matter and are valid.

    • @juanrein
      @juanrein 2 роки тому +217

      I think those hard working chess pieces need to kick that lazy king out of their lives

    • @phosphenevision
      @phosphenevision 2 роки тому +125

      Queens sure do slay

    • @laurencamila9024
      @laurencamila9024 2 роки тому +185

      The king does nothing but gets all the glory. The queen is OP but isn't considered essential just because she's a woman. Art imitating life.

  • @hufsahamin848
    @hufsahamin848 2 роки тому +1875

    this pairing has the most chaotic neutral energy ever and i love it

    • @creepinNinja413
      @creepinNinja413 2 роки тому +67

      Incredibly low-key chaos

    • @hufsahamin848
      @hufsahamin848 2 роки тому +27

      @@creepinNinja413 its like an almost ready to blow kettle of chaos

    • @Ceejayhaseyes
      @Ceejayhaseyes 2 роки тому +9

      Hopefully there will be more collabs!

    • @Riftanya
      @Riftanya 2 роки тому

      Did you forget about Jarvis and Jordan~?

  • @dinospumoni5611
    @dinospumoni5611 2 роки тому +2495

    The chess analogy is so hilarious, because the king is literally the most impotent piece on the board, and is so pathetic he has to rely on his army to protect him. The entire point of the game is to protect your sandbag-piece-of-shit king while taking your opponent's equally incompetent king.
    99% of chess games the king is strictly in a state of "oh fuck please don't kill me I'm just a wittle baby."

    • @amiralcookie3221
      @amiralcookie3221 2 роки тому +35

      I take that as a chess critic even though its not intended to be so.
      Chess is a masterpiece of a game. Everything has its role and of course to make the game better they had to choose a piece that is the most important, but wouldn't be too easy for the king to just get out of every bad situation instead of struggling to find a square where it is safe? I don't think it would be fun so that's why the king is shit in his mobility. And of course Andrew Tate is so wrong and fucking stupid but what did the chess do to you?
      (FYI this is not related to the video but to your comment)

    • @dinospumoni5611
      @dinospumoni5611 2 роки тому +144

      @@amiralcookie3221 I'm a chess player too (only like 1500 so not very good) I understand the significance of the king and how many situations the king is incredibly offensively useful especially end game, not a critique of the game just a dumb analogy from Tate. I was making fun of him specifically because I love chess and he has no clue what he's talking about.

    • @mmasont
      @mmasont 2 роки тому +6

      I don't agree with his analogy, but everybody saying 'the queen is powerful the king is useless' you aren't countering his analogy, you're just making a different one. Your counter just ignores the key to his analogy, being that regardless of what it does or how functional it is, the entire game revolves around the king.

    • @dinospumoni5611
      @dinospumoni5611 2 роки тому +124

      @@mmasont if I'm not mistaken, his analogy is that the queen can skirt by doing nothing and still succeed, while the king has to work extra hard for similar success. in the real game of chess, the queen does the majority of the work and they succeed as a team, often with the queen as a sacrifice. The queen, despite being overwhelmingly more useful, is expendable and the king isn't expendable by the rulebook itself.

    • @jenm1
      @jenm1 2 роки тому +1

      End game king can be okay and fairly powerful

  • @brunomaples
    @brunomaples 2 роки тому +1388

    "Men have to work to be on a boat, women can just get on whatever boat they want."
    My guy, if you are too low value to attract women who own yachts just say that.

    • @vaishnavisingh9244
      @vaishnavisingh9244 2 роки тому +83

      checkmate lmao

    • @alien_from_andromeda
      @alien_from_andromeda 2 роки тому +115

      he’s so jealous that he doesn’t get girlfriends who own yachts

    • @arareanddifferenttune3130
      @arareanddifferenttune3130 2 роки тому +12

      Haha this was good, gotta hand it to ya Bruno Maples

    • @Garm_Hound
      @Garm_Hound 2 роки тому +43

      @@alien_from_andromeda last three words aren't required

    • @sz7432
      @sz7432 2 роки тому +1

      @@Garm_Hound SURE buddy SUREE

  • @mossthebryophyter
    @mossthebryophyter 2 роки тому +1374

    Millionaire mindset means waking up at 1 am, taking cold showers while journaling about what you're journaling and pooping, and then journaling again. Any eating is strictly forbidden, only cold water in small sips. Also, don't forget about going for a drive to destress from your morning routine. And lastly, a podcast is required

    • @mossthebryophyter
      @mossthebryophyter 2 роки тому +31

      Also, lol at the sponsor read that had laughing so loudly. What a perfect transition

    • @glommer0.0
      @glommer0.0 2 роки тому +26

      Actually they eat raw meat😋

    • @Kyran1996
      @Kyran1996 2 роки тому +11

      Specifically sparkling wa’er.

    • @GordonSlamsay
      @GordonSlamsay 2 роки тому +15

      "millionaires eat raw meat, billionaires eat green paste."
      -Gorillianaire_Thinking

    • @soioioioioioio34
      @soioioioioioio34 2 роки тому

      Get a life

  • @jeffredfern3744
    @jeffredfern3744 2 роки тому +579

    Whenever a guy tries to theoretically monetize a woman's body as part of an argument, it's a self-report.

    • @ND-nr6mx
      @ND-nr6mx 9 місяців тому

      Me, a sigma male with a brillionaire grindset, seeing women on instagram: ah yes excellent business portfolio

  • @filipbakic8871
    @filipbakic8871 2 роки тому +678

    It's so nice to see Gabi's channel grow, she has now even featured Freddie Mercury

    • @5thStreet2009
      @5thStreet2009 Рік тому +4

      I didn't know she was sooo far on the left 😂

    • @mikey__t
      @mikey__t Рік тому +48

      ​@@5thStreet2009what strange thing to say in response to someone congratulating her channels growth. also are u new??? what do u think the channels about????

    • @HopeIsADrug11037
      @HopeIsADrug11037 Рік тому

      @@5thStreet2009 loser 💀

    • @robertgaudet7407
      @robertgaudet7407 Рік тому +1

      @@mikey__tit’s a reference to Queen

    • @mikey__t
      @mikey__t Рік тому +2

      @@robertgaudet7407 wdym 😭

  • @-user_redacted-
    @-user_redacted- 2 роки тому +389

    "A plane really is the boat of up"
    -Jordan Adika, 2022

  • @srosey
    @srosey 2 роки тому +1133

    Wild that that channel ostensibly made to help people become millionaires focuses almost entirely on telling men about (their perception of) relationships. It's almost like they don't know what they're talking about

    • @vaishnavisingh9244
      @vaishnavisingh9244 2 роки тому +52

      yes like where the financial advice? Why just women there? Also can't we be millionares too?

    • @demonic_myst4503
      @demonic_myst4503 2 роки тому +3

      Peterson isnt really a millionair or a money person he a psychologist who helps people much more than this tiktok does and has made people more money through assertivness training which is a reql theraoy type

    • @demonic_myst4503
      @demonic_myst4503 2 роки тому

      @Calvin grow up and dont believe every piece of crap a tanky or far left nutter online tells u but nice tribalism

    • @demonic_myst4503
      @demonic_myst4503 2 роки тому

      @Calvin like i dont even agree with everything he said but he has an actual carrer involved in helping people and clearly more critical thinking than some political drone paroting what ever their favourite arm chair activist saysd regardless of how much lies and bs comes out their mouth like yourself your no different the the morons who listen to andrew tates ideological bullshit

    • @demonic_myst4503
      @demonic_myst4503 2 роки тому

      @Calvin well im beither an u sound insane and hateful

  • @modelmajorpita
    @modelmajorpita 2 роки тому +732

    Whenever tate talks about what is or isn't real work, remember he made his money tricking women into doing sex shows he sold online. The guy is just bitter because he knows all his wealth was stolen from women who actually did the work to earn it. If being pretty online isn't work, what does that say about someone who got rich stealing from pretty women online?

    • @xxxzachyd960
      @xxxzachyd960 2 роки тому +2

      Not really, you as a woman are just bitter that a man conned his way to the top off women,
      If it was cardi b or kim K, women who climbed to the top conning men youd clap and cheer to no end, your just mad your hypocrisy isnt valued

    • @Kat-mv5dy
      @Kat-mv5dy 2 роки тому +88

      @@xxxzachyd960 I mean if a woman gained her money that way and had the audacity to tell me that woman get rich working hard one day at a time I would still be very incredulous. And people do seem to agree with that sentiment as seen with, for example, the backlash against kim k. Telling people that they need to work harder. Just because I can look at this man and say that what he does and says is messed up doesn’t mean I wouldn’t say the same for a woman doing that stuff

    • @michaelio6548
      @michaelio6548 2 роки тому +88

      @@xxxzachyd960 As much as I dislike both Cardi B and Kim K I don’t think either of them trafficked men

    • @xxxzachyd960
      @xxxzachyd960 2 роки тому

      @@michaelio6548 cardi be admitted to mugging men while being a prostitute? Kim is only famous cause of a sex tape and definitely has family ties to the Epstein saga
      Would you like to try again ?

    • @xxxzachyd960
      @xxxzachyd960 2 роки тому

      @@Kat-mv5dy k, thanks stranger on the internet, ill take your personal experience seriously and take your word for it

  • @YaMansYAMS
    @YaMansYAMS 2 роки тому +354

    7:40 - 8:19 The problem with this mentality is that "chess is just a game. Real people are not pieces. You can't assign more value to some of them and not others. Not to me. Not to anyone. People are not a thing that you can sacrifice. The lesson is, if anyone who looks on to the world as if it is a game of chess, deserves to lose." - Harold Finch, Person Of Interest

    • @TheSyconerd
      @TheSyconerd 2 роки тому +31

      Exactly, and some people begin to use the pawn analogy but even that's wrong because a pawn could easily turn to be the most valuable piece

    • @Jazmunky
      @Jazmunky 2 роки тому +21

      @@TheSyconerd Someone needs to let Tate know that a piece that moves one square at a time eventually becomes a queen, it'll blow his mind

    • @aud7593
      @aud7593 Рік тому +4

      ​@@Jazmunkychess... trans of gender? 🤔🤔🤔

    • @aud7593
      @aud7593 Рік тому

      ​@@Jazmunkychess... trans of gender? 🤔🤔🤔

    • @togepipokearts4504
      @togepipokearts4504 Рік тому

      @@aud7593 but a pawn cannot become a king. therefore they are not trans ; its just that every other piece is a girl

  • @soggyleftoverfrenchfries
    @soggyleftoverfrenchfries 2 роки тому +435

    andrew tate just likes the chess analogy because the king's entire goal is to sacrifice those close to him to avoid opposing authority

  • @Ladyclara
    @Ladyclara 2 роки тому +444

    truly had me crying with "where are all of the men? 🥺" had me thinking he was gonna burst out with "Holding Out for a Hero"

    • @Iosaiv
      @Iosaiv Рік тому +30

      Where are all the gods???

    • @trumanhopper2493
      @trumanhopper2493 7 місяців тому +5

      He never said that though. This video is a perfect example of how people just completely misunderstand him. Or in this case, literally put words into his mouth without knowing it

    • @shaunlulz
      @shaunlulz 7 місяців тому +3

      ​​@@trumanhopper2493I agree. I like Gabi's vids they're usually well on point, but when she said at the end of the Peterson video "Maybe I'm just too dumb to understand this?" I thought "Yes. Yes you are."
      They were literally mocking valid points because a man got emotional saying it... It's mental.

    • @shrutighosh8934
      @shrutighosh8934 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@trumanhopper2493 no one gives a f about what he said. These videos are about millionaire mindset with no connection on how to become a millionaire, yet the only thing they do is pure misogyny. Apart from that, telling "where are all the men doing impossible work" is just demeaning of the fact that these days many engineers are women as well so giving the credit of building structures only to men and not to those women who survive in engineering and construction after withstanding all misogyny and sexist remarks... Why does it feel he is bewildered by the fact that these days not only men but also women are in these fields? Might be this is the reason why he is looking for men, because he can't digest the fact that women are also in such positions

    • @shrutighosh8934
      @shrutighosh8934 5 місяців тому

      ​@@shaunlulz there are literally no valid points.... If you find videos under a misogynistic channel which has Andrew Tate( a r*pist and sex trafficker) as one of the motivators, that shows what sort of meaning or valid points you are finding... She isn't dumb or anything, she is trying too hard to understand how low men can fall everyday because sometimes it's just reaching unimaginable levels

  • @statesminds
    @statesminds 2 роки тому +893

    What's bad about Tate and the chess analogy is his dad was a professional chess player. lmao so you'd think he'd have a better understanding of the game.

    • @cybersucia
      @cybersucia 2 роки тому +31

      Was literally thinking this 😭

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 2 роки тому +113

      He literally used to play chess due to that but maybe he got hit in the head too much when he went into MMA. It would explain so much.

    • @abstrvvct1318
      @abstrvvct1318 2 роки тому +7

      I came here for this comment lmao!

    • @statesminds
      @statesminds 2 роки тому +21

      @@ThexDynastxQueen that's probably it. Damn, it all makes sense.

    • @xXChaoticRavenXx
      @xXChaoticRavenXx 2 роки тому +13

      @@ThexDynastxQueen yeah when he was like 8 lol then he stopped

  • @angiadcock8196
    @angiadcock8196 Рік тому +157

    I love that it’s always the same men who want to keep women out of work spaces and positions of power that complain about men “doing all the work and women just looking pretty.”

    • @ngotemna8875
      @ngotemna8875 10 місяців тому +27

      The very same phenomenon with family courts
      The people who say "women are naturally chosen, born to, take care of children" are the very same people who complain about mothers winning like 90% of custody cases.
      If women are naturally more capable of taking care of children, why are you so sngry about the majority of custody cases favouring women?
      Makes no sense

    • @edithchinyere7387
      @edithchinyere7387 3 місяці тому

      ​@@ngotemna8875fax

  • @chet_awesomelad
    @chet_awesomelad 2 роки тому +452

    The shirt Mark Cuban wears isn't three apostrophes, it's three commas - as in, he's a billionaire so his value has three commas in it

    • @itsgabibelle
      @itsgabibelle  2 роки тому +339

      thank u for the information, aspiring millionaire aron

    • @JJ-gz5uq
      @JJ-gz5uq 2 роки тому +79

      thank you for the information, aspiring millionaire aron

    • @Blockoumi
      @Blockoumi 2 роки тому +66

      Aron back at it again, thanks for the info Aron

    • @staceysaurusrex2630
      @staceysaurusrex2630 2 роки тому +28

      Wait wasn't that literally a bit in Silicon Valley?

    • @chet_awesomelad
      @chet_awesomelad 2 роки тому +29

      @@staceysaurusrex2630 Yeah lol the character inspired by Cuban even has a tequila brand called Tres Comas

  • @leandersantos2477
    @leandersantos2477 2 роки тому +386

    What makes this funnier about Tate is that his dad is a world renown grand master
    And the tate brothers are absolutely incredible at chess,
    For Andrew to mess up a metaphor about the one thing he truly understands is hilarious

    • @castielnovak2900
      @castielnovak2900 2 роки тому +4

      His dad dies during a chess match lol

    • @lotanowo
      @lotanowo Рік тому +23

      @@castielnovak2900 I get hating on Tate, but laughing at his father dying, who is not the one arrested for sex trafficking, and whose legacy is being a really good chess player rather than an insecure Alpha male preying on the insecurities of young men and coerces women into sex, is in bad taste.

    • @Ultinuc
      @Ultinuc Рік тому +44

      @@lotanowo where exactly do you think the brothers get their attitude towards women from? Because I would be absolutely shocked if their dad was some decent guy and his kids turned out like that.

    • @DarkMasterJo
      @DarkMasterJo Рік тому +12

      @@Ultinuc supposedly there dad is just like them but middle eastern

    • @jhr9169
      @jhr9169 Рік тому +20

      @@lotanowo Look it up, their dad was a pos too. Some healthy masculinity and fatherly love would have have been really good for em.

  • @Scarlett-xj6bi
    @Scarlett-xj6bi 2 роки тому +208

    14:28 I find it really funny how he talks about a girl posting herself online is considered cheating, but he calls her his "main woman" suggesting that he has multiple? He's so passionate about having his girlfriend not "advertising" herself yet it's fine that he's ACTUALLY ACTIVELY cheating

    • @fakechuck7659
      @fakechuck7659 2 роки тому

      It's actually a core part of their worldview that it's fine for men to have multiple partners, but the same for a woman makes her a valueless whore. It's pure subjugation.

    • @visaman
      @visaman 2 роки тому

      Spinning plates isn't cheating.

    • @Scarlett-xj6bi
      @Scarlett-xj6bi 2 роки тому +47

      @@visaman You're right, it isn't cheating if they're NOT in a relationship. But in this case, he clearly says it's his girlfriend. Having other women that he's being intimate with on the side is considered cheating.

    • @Becksnnc
      @Becksnnc Рік тому

      @@Scarlett-xj6bi Not if he's been honest with those other women about not being monogamous.

    • @FruityCatRing
      @FruityCatRing Рік тому +10

      @@Becksnnc but what about the girlfriend he's in a relationship with? it's still considered cheating if they're not aware of the other women and are also not poly/ haven't agreed to an open relationship. Also including boundaries that have a mutual agreement (between the girlfriend and Myrin pyrin) ...but hey, that Myrin Pyrin guy doesn't respect women enough to even consider that.

  • @Lukkilikka
    @Lukkilikka 2 роки тому +410

    Men absolutely do work dangerous jobs but so do women (like nurses or cleaners I was just recently talking to a cleaner who regularly was not provided with proper protective clothing when dealing with dangerous and biohazardous materials, and it was even worse earlier in the pandemic) and both should be better paid and valued.

    • @gabrielzorrilla8000
      @gabrielzorrilla8000 2 роки тому +78

      The thing about that is that Peterson makes a good point, men do dangerous jobs and are not rewarded accordingly, but then he also trashes the one economic system that would solve that problem so he just comes up as a hypocrite.

    • @mudsludge
      @mudsludge 2 роки тому

      so do women who are firefighters, rangers, construction and factory workers (esp unprivileged people from third world countries who can't choose better wage and work environment for themselves), etc. but of course the likes of these "alpha men" refuse to acknowledge women in these fields.

    • @gabrielzorrilla8000
      @gabrielzorrilla8000 2 роки тому +6

      @@mudsludge I never said they don't, I said that he's not wrong when he said that. I wouldn't argue that women don't do hard jobs

    • @mudsludge
      @mudsludge 2 роки тому +17

      @@gabrielzorrilla8000 that wasn't directed to you though i get your point. just wanted to add to OP's comment because they only listed jobs that are commonly associated with female gender roles

    • @gabrielzorrilla8000
      @gabrielzorrilla8000 2 роки тому +6

      @@mudsludge Oh okay, UA-cam gave me the notification as if you responded to me lol

  • @codegenesis34
    @codegenesis34 2 роки тому +97

    Remember folks, always blame women that can get in boats for free, but never the guys for letting them in in the first place

    • @ND-nr6mx
      @ND-nr6mx 9 місяців тому +22

      Men: women and children first
      Also men: wtf why do they get to go first

  • @darlingfawn07
    @darlingfawn07 2 роки тому +95

    Most of the time if you lose your queen.. You spend the ENTIRE REST OF THE GAME trying to strategize to get your queen BACK

    • @dylantoney6971
      @dylantoney6971 2 роки тому +18

      She's the ultimate win condition, and unless you can manage to kill their bishops and rooks a queen can beat you 9/10 played properly. IT really is an awful metaphor.

    • @MoonShine-o5n
      @MoonShine-o5n 8 місяців тому

      I mean… you can win without the queen. If you get the queen, great. But, we’re talking about a game here and that guy’s a lunatic.

  • @KendricStern
    @KendricStern 2 роки тому +54

    When IBM was developing Deep Blue to play chess, the computer didnt understand why so many games involved sacrificing the queen early to remove your opponent's queen so it would just try to lose its own queen as quickly as possible for no reason. It's a good metaphor for people behaving against their own self-interest to present similarly to to successful people without understanding the basis of those actions.

  • @AaronYorkYT
    @AaronYorkYT 2 роки тому +267

    as a fellow bag chaser i can confirm i will become a billionaire because i will watch this video many millions of times

  • @The2econd3vil3xes
    @The2econd3vil3xes Рік тому +184

    "Where are all the men? They're at Dave's house, and Bill's house, they're drinking Budweiser, they're saying _WazzAAaap!"_
    Drawfee sent me.

    • @alicewe_
      @alicewe_ Рік тому +8

      based

    • @quinnlee-newbury9003
      @quinnlee-newbury9003 Рік тому +3

      Eyyy same

    • @RetroIsaac
      @RetroIsaac Рік тому +6

      Drawfee didn't sent me, but I'm glad to know they now have ties to this video.

    • @samstoddard
      @samstoddard 10 місяців тому +4

      gods longest-spoon soldier gets God's tastiest soup (but you've got to share it on account of the long spoon)

    • @ND-nr6mx
      @ND-nr6mx 9 місяців тому +2

      I'm looking around, and it's like, all the men are gone. They're at Kevin's place partying without me and I never got invited, so I come here to cry.

  • @jamiryscraveiro4673
    @jamiryscraveiro4673 Рік тому +57

    That "what the hell are we going to do without men" line TOOK ME OUT. Why'd he say it like that? 💀💀💀

    • @yaboibigslime6789
      @yaboibigslime6789 Рік тому +7

      He's in the closet. He misses the sexy "real" men

    • @chandanv8769
      @chandanv8769 Рік тому +8

      Beacuse the in interview he was answering the question. "Is it okay to be a man?". These clowns wants to take out the context and laugh at him that is all they are good for while Peterson helps so many people.

    • @katec2886
      @katec2886 Рік тому +11

      @@chandanv8769Peterson got his fame by lying about trans people being a protect class

    • @ND-nr6mx
      @ND-nr6mx 9 місяців тому

      ​@@chandanv8769Peterson helps young men understand that it's okay to cry ... just so long as you neglect your clients, claim credit on studies you never participated in, are shunned in your field, stoke hatred against trans people, go into a meat coma, get addicted to benzos, and try starting a church to worship you.

  • @marymaggotface1994
    @marymaggotface1994 Рік тому +61

    Drawfee brought me here and I wasn't disappointed. "wHeRe aRe aLl tHe mEn!?" 😅

    • @justabeholder4753
      @justabeholder4753 Рік тому +6

      There in the storm

    • @LancasterResponding
      @LancasterResponding Рік тому +2

      Wait which episode?

    • @justabeholder4753
      @justabeholder4753 Рік тому +3

      @@LancasterResponding it was a stream

    • @SkyPerson
      @SkyPerson 3 місяці тому +4

      “Where have all the good men gone? Where are all the gods? Where’s the street-wise Hercules to fight the rising odds?”

  • @Nothxxxxxxx
    @Nothxxxxxxx 2 роки тому +77

    The fact that this channel is literally skyrocketing is amazing

    • @-user_redacted-
      @-user_redacted- 2 роки тому +11

      Right? I've only been here like two or three weeks and I've noticed that. Watching older videos and hearing her talk about being at almost 3k and how huge that is, then checking the upload date and seeing it was barely a month before. Legitimately incredible, but well earned.

  • @redloho
    @redloho 2 роки тому +146

    The one with the guy half crying about men... I literally cried of laughter. Your laughs are so contagious.

    • @athiesm_omega
      @athiesm_omega 2 роки тому +2

      why

    • @abongile464
      @abongile464 2 роки тому +8

      So men should be more emotional or no?

    • @alicethemad1613
      @alicethemad1613 2 роки тому +47

      @Abongile they should, it’s just schadenfreude because Jordan Peterson promotes the exact same kind of “boys don’t cry” bullshit. Also the idea of someone fully weeping because men sometimes do physical labor is just objectively ridiculous and very funny

    • @athiesm_omega
      @athiesm_omega 2 роки тому +2

      @@alicethemad1613 link?

    • @abongile464
      @abongile464 2 роки тому +15

      @@alicethemad1613 I've watch a bit of Peterson and I don't think he says "boys don't cry", in fact in his GQ interview he says he cries all the time

  • @spiralice
    @spiralice 2 роки тому +59

    andrew tate guys are like "a woman posting on the internet is cheating. me having sex with other women is not cheating. its common sense people."

  • @chrisrandles857
    @chrisrandles857 2 роки тому +35

    A lot of millionaires/billionaires get ahead through lucky breaks (Not all, but several) or are sociopathic business leaders . We should be getting advice professionals making 150k to 300k, many of which earned their jobs through hard work.

  • @Zeffer32
    @Zeffer32 2 роки тому +80

    'When you're building a yacht out of powerlines... sometimes you gotta throw your hat but not'
    'Planes are the boats of up'
    Could not stop laughing 😂 😂

  • @ZZ-qy5mv
    @ZZ-qy5mv 2 роки тому +117

    The object permanence line had me rolling. The Hardest I have laughed in a while.

  • @wowisthisel
    @wowisthisel Рік тому +14

    at around 10:50 i love how he said “work his ass” because it sounds like he’s not “working his ass off,” rather his actual ass is working.

  • @caseypicardi7828
    @caseypicardi7828 2 роки тому +25

    When Peterson is talking about the men in the air in the storms and all that he’s probably talking about linemen. the men (primarily) who do it are quite literally up in the air, on power lines and telephone poles, they get paid to go up 250+ ft sometimes so it’s definitely a nerve wracking job. they’re the ones who put up all the lines we use, power lines and fiber optics all that

    • @steamyvegetables1445
      @steamyvegetables1445 2 роки тому +11

      I know, I but the way he described it sounded funny. With "Men in the Sky and underwater."

  • @jeanlobrot
    @jeanlobrot 2 роки тому +57

    They don’t call him Steve “abandon your family” Harvey for nothing

  • @Blockoumi
    @Blockoumi 2 роки тому +85

    how common is becoming a millionaire by doing your favourite hobbies and the things you love?

    • @froggy5748
      @froggy5748 2 роки тому +68

      If taking advantage of others is your hobby then I’d say that’s extremely common!

    • @Blockoumi
      @Blockoumi 2 роки тому +33

      @@froggy5748 I guess some people get a kick from making kids work in the mines to afford 5L of water

    • @-user_redacted-
      @-user_redacted- 2 роки тому +38

      I mean, Zucc is a good example. His hobby was creeping on chicks at his school, so he made a website with that specific goal and now it's basically "The Internet" to a large portion of the world...

    • @phosphenevision
      @phosphenevision 2 роки тому +10

      I mean it does happen but probably a very small % of millionaires specially considering most millionaires are probably just heirs.

  • @anonkittygirl
    @anonkittygirl 2 роки тому +30

    that sponsor was so good omg i love how commentary youtubers show their sponsors with skits

  • @thebusinesswoman23
    @thebusinesswoman23 2 роки тому +34

    The funniest part of the Tate, chess analogy clip is that... his abusive father was a famous chess player decades ago while Andrew was growing up. Tate was able to ignore all the facts about Chess and instead focused on how to become an abuser/manipulator of women too;×.

  • @leonardogabriel4704
    @leonardogabriel4704 2 роки тому +62

    the whole power line bit was so funny, i havent laughted like this in a while, thanks gabi, great job, keep it up, proud of ya

  • @jeremygreen2883
    @jeremygreen2883 2 роки тому +95

    If memory serves me, Jordan Peterson, I've seen women working in the sewers, working in construction, and fixing power lines... I used to watch "Dirty Jobs" on Discovery, I know what's up.

    • @dontmatter4423
      @dontmatter4423 2 роки тому

      The percentage of women on those jobs is very low, they're mostly men. Idk why that channel showed that particular clip without context cuz that had nothing to do with becoming rich

    • @athiesm_omega
      @athiesm_omega 2 роки тому +12

      sure maybe its just you who saw that but look up the statistics

    • @visaman
      @visaman 2 роки тому

      Not the ones in Instagram though.

    • @alicethemad1613
      @alicethemad1613 2 роки тому +25

      @Albert Giesbrecht omg they’re in Instagram?? Get them out! They’re trapped in there

    • @CrayonEater5000
      @CrayonEater5000 3 місяці тому

      @@athiesm_omegawomen also got a late start to the workforce and blue collar work tends to have some sexism goin on

  • @reythelastdragonpearl9470
    @reythelastdragonpearl9470 2 роки тому +23

    “Where are the men🥺😭” he sounded so scared baahahahhahahahh

  • @grengrenhuskey
    @grengrenhuskey 2 роки тому +23

    U should do more vids like this, especially with this dude! You two riff off each other really well.

  • @Chewbarta
    @Chewbarta 2 роки тому +30

    I really like the dynamic between you two. You. Should collaborate more often.

  • @katherinasteiner1463
    @katherinasteiner1463 2 роки тому +67

    its funny cuz they be like "all women rely on men for money🥺!" (which isn't true) as if they arent the reason women get paid less in the first place.

  • @myphthethief
    @myphthethief Рік тому +38

    Gabi getting shouted out in the drawfee twitch stream

  • @joycewible8816
    @joycewible8816 2 роки тому +19

    "A plane really is the boat of up."
    And this is why I adore you, Jordan 😂 And I adore you, Gabi!

  • @the0ne809
    @the0ne809 2 роки тому +267

    Jordan Peterson always cries when he talks about men in general. It is freaking hilarious. 😂😂

    • @Lefty_loosey
      @Lefty_loosey 2 роки тому +48

      I mean don’t we all cry when talking about men 😂

    • @philyjfry
      @philyjfry 2 роки тому +55

      Lol yeah he's genuinely not okay. Poor dude is really suffering

    • @wayln2591
      @wayln2591 2 роки тому

      @@philyjfry i don't have any sympathy for that misogynist though. Males who follow him are making other women's lives worse. But am glad he is being exposed

    • @energeticstunts993
      @energeticstunts993 2 роки тому +33

      @@philyjfry definitely. He says living is a punishment. That guy studied psychology for a reason

    • @TenderNoodle
      @TenderNoodle 2 роки тому +35

      He saw a “Why do men” joke on tiktok and absolutely lost it lol

  • @ITzCaiAnimates
    @ITzCaiAnimates 2 роки тому +42

    some people (no matter what gender) can work hard for years with little to no payoff, alot of people don't have the luxury to save. The "self help" get rich quick crap they try to sell is so annoying. Congratulations if you have the opportunity to move up financially, but they should at least know that is not living the same life they are.
    Anyway, if you're reading this I hope you have a good day.

    • @sumlem
      @sumlem 2 роки тому +8

      These figures rely on that "failure" so you can pay them for longer.

  • @nanopanda
    @nanopanda 2 роки тому +42

    Imagine watching family feud and all of a sudden, steve harvey preaches to u

    • @visaman
      @visaman 2 роки тому +3

      I only watch the final bonus round. I can't stand the preaching he does on the show.

  • @cateatpasta5990
    @cateatpasta5990 2 роки тому +26

    you guys losing your crap the second peterson starts talking is the funniest thing i have seen today

  • @Bobbysk8salot
    @Bobbysk8salot 2 роки тому +17

    The collaboration we have all been waiting for ❤️

  • @tylerwhite1322
    @tylerwhite1322 2 роки тому +56

    Jordan Peterson is the epitome of this Michael Scott quote:
    “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t know where it’s going. I just hope to find it somewhere along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.”

    • @peskypigeonx
      @peskypigeonx 2 роки тому +6

      This is just how I play chess unironically

    • @tylerwhite1322
      @tylerwhite1322 2 роки тому +2

      @@peskypigeonx it’s the only way I know how 😎

    • @ItsWhatever736
      @ItsWhatever736 8 місяців тому

      It is quite literally how he speaks. He said it once. He is basically thinking out loud. He has an idea of where he wants to go and from there he goes.
      He's not his old self tho. Such a shame. I liked him before he 'lost his mind'.

  • @SmashBrosOdyssey64
    @SmashBrosOdyssey64 2 місяці тому +2

    Gabi and Jordan laughing uncontrollably at Peterson made my entire night, thank you both.

  • @croatianborder2735
    @croatianborder2735 Рік тому +8

    The Jordan Peterson without object permanence bit had me genuinely crying! Incredible video!

  • @brianna_sudawn
    @brianna_sudawn 2 роки тому +131

    Jordan’s facial expressions are everything 😂

    • @energeticstunts993
      @energeticstunts993 2 роки тому +22

      I mean still he does make a valid point. Often the people who are underpaid and do these physically demanding work are definitely forgotten and not appreciated enough. Yes the way he said it is cringe. But I don't think what he said is fundamentally wrong

    • @imjustdandy9799
      @imjustdandy9799 2 роки тому +1

      First of all, wrong Jordan lol. Second of all, yeah what you said is valid, but jordan p specifically pretended that only men do undervalued jobs and that toxic masculinity is causing them to be undervalued, which is crazy obviously. He’ll say one normal thing and then come to a batshit conclusion and then cry lol

    • @mistymoooooor
      @mistymoooooor 2 роки тому +2

      @@energeticstunts993 ?

    • @Sadie-rai
      @Sadie-rai 2 роки тому +10

      @@energeticstunts993 I interpreted the original comment to be about jordan adika so it took me an embarrassing amount of time you meant peterson

    • @energeticstunts993
      @energeticstunts993 2 роки тому +7

      @@mistymoooooor nah so people are making fun of Jordan. I fully agree sometimes the way he delivers his message is stupid but there is nothing wrong with the content of his speech

  • @mirtha1908
    @mirtha1908 2 роки тому +28

    the men Jordan is looking for are all dying because of the working conditions he thinks are necessary and good 💀

    • @modernwar2ghostrp
      @modernwar2ghostrp 2 роки тому

      Have you ever worked blue collar? The jobs require shit working conditions to get done. If you dont do it you get blackouts and hospitals without life support, homes without water or sewage. They're not "good" they're necessary. They just want to be valued for it and not have some overweight chick on youtube tell them shes not grateful.

    • @MrPughg
      @MrPughg Рік тому +4

      ... What?

  • @transparent.hippopotamus838
    @transparent.hippopotamus838 Рік тому +13

    "The man who has a yacht" could have inherited his parents business or money. Or he could just be a corrupt deputy, or a crypto guy, who scams people. However to be a girl, who is invited to yachts is more difficult, because having a pretty face structure isn't enough. You need to follow a certain diet, you need to workout to keep your body in perfect shape all the time, you need to get your nails/brows done, you need to know how to apply makeup and how to dress fashionably, and frequently you also need to have an ability to hold a conversation and to be a pleasant companion. You also need to have good marketing skills to become popular on social media for "a man with a yacht" to notice you.

    • @_tripalong
      @_tripalong Рік тому +1

      These dudes have no clue. They think those women wake up like that. They don't know how time consuming and expensive it is to look like a fcking Instagram model.

    • @ND-nr6mx
      @ND-nr6mx 9 місяців тому +3

      True that, these are the same guys who will put on the most basic tuxedo and too much cologne before complaining about how "all the women here are ugly."

  • @artsyvidsy5232
    @artsyvidsy5232 Рік тому +9

    I genuinely laugh out loud when you guys mock Jordan's voice and crazy thought patterns. It's too funny

  • @ShOiEs70
    @ShOiEs70 2 роки тому +31

    I'm sure someone told you but the 3 comma shirt mark is wearing refers to him being a billionaire. 3 commas for 7 figure number. They joke about it on Silicon Valley.

    • @phosphenevision
      @phosphenevision 2 роки тому +11

      That is so lame lol

    • @pinkcashmeres
      @pinkcashmeres 2 роки тому +5

      @@phosphenevision I wanna push them on the ground and take their lunch money.

    • @MoonShine-o5n
      @MoonShine-o5n 8 місяців тому

      Yessss. That’s what I came to say🤣 Russ Hanneman!

    • @MoonShine-o5n
      @MoonShine-o5n 8 місяців тому

      @@phosphenevisionIt is lol. That’s why Silicon Valley makes fun of it.

  • @archivedchaos00256
    @archivedchaos00256 2 роки тому +8

    i need more videos of you two laughing at people, this was so fun to watch and y'all were so sweet

  • @sashuni1064
    @sashuni1064 9 місяців тому +4

    15:47 😂
    Is by far the best bit of this video
    Could watch it on repeat

  • @goos3billogn4
    @goos3billogn4 2 роки тому +13

    i was literally crying before i saw that two of my favorite creators had a new video out - TOGETHER! thank you, because now im just crying from laughing with you angels

    • @FruityCatRing
      @FruityCatRing Рік тому +1

      I hope you're doing better btw 💞💞

  • @redanwrong
    @redanwrong 2 роки тому +13

    as a chess player, i must admit that andrew tate knows more about chess than i thought he would, and by that i mean he knows the rules and nothing else.

  • @johnhickey6031
    @johnhickey6031 2 роки тому +71

    The most salient financial advice has to be Jordan Peterson's:
    1. Rant inhocerently about how there are men in the sky and the sewers
    2. Start crying
    3. Profit

  • @kaemincha
    @kaemincha 2 роки тому +8

    ive never been able to pinpoint why people gobble Jordan Petterson's shit up until Jordan (the good one) talked about his tone and just making general lowball good points buried underneath mountains of fear (and the almost-tears lol)

    • @katec2886
      @katec2886 Рік тому +1

      @@Cattystyle69I’d laugh at a woman crying over the shit Peterson cries over. Also making fun of bad people crying is fun

  • @funfairordnance
    @funfairordnance Рік тому +4

    16:49 he sounds like he’s going to fucking cry at any second omfg

  • @feurigeist
    @feurigeist 2 роки тому +16

    if anything, it's the pawn in chess that moves one square at a time to achieve success lmao

  • @sabrathomas-gray4628
    @sabrathomas-gray4628 2 роки тому +9

    The Jordan Peterson "where are all the men?" bit, had me crying 😂😂

    • @fin5887
      @fin5887 2 роки тому

      So there in the sewers, on the power lines and in the storms, are men pigeons?

  • @CatDribble
    @CatDribble 2 роки тому +6

    Don't get away from your family if they're supportive, a great support group is way better then having no one

  • @queenelizabeth1306
    @queenelizabeth1306 2 роки тому +20

    after jordan peterson started talking about “the men in the storms” i lost it

    • @athiesm_omega
      @athiesm_omega 2 роки тому +1

      i think he was obvisouly referring to men in power lines working high up and who die in storms

    • @queenelizabeth1306
      @queenelizabeth1306 2 роки тому +9

      @@athiesm_omega ik that’s what he was referring to. that whole speech was funny because it was nonsensical

  • @BoyGeorgiaX
    @BoyGeorgiaX 2 роки тому +7

    He’s conflating chess and checkers, the whole “king me” thing has him confused.

  • @amelooloo
    @amelooloo Рік тому +3

    idk what i was expecting the men in the sewers and clouds guy to sound like, but i was NOT expecting him to sound like kermit on the verge of tears talking about how much he loves men

  • @eduardorazo3386
    @eduardorazo3386 2 роки тому +11

    Gabi you are absoloutly hilarious, girl. Keep up the good work!

  • @rbxless
    @rbxless 2 роки тому +8

    _"WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITHOUT MEN??"_
    -- _Jordan Peterson_

  • @JhericFury
    @JhericFury 2 роки тому +5

    It says a lot that the "millionaire mindset" account is not actually talking about money, just about how they hate women or whatever

  • @alicepeach9868
    @alicepeach9868 2 роки тому +29

    andrew tate has now taken over my feed everywhere. he's everywhere actually

    • @the0ne809
      @the0ne809 2 роки тому +9

      Just banned from Facebook and Instagram. I'm sure the hammer is coming for the rest.

    • @otsukaharu4501
      @otsukaharu4501 2 роки тому +27

      @@the0ne809 the issue lies with all his goons reposting clips of him 24/7. platforms like tiktok are not going to ban these clips because they make money off of it.

    • @the0ne809
      @the0ne809 2 роки тому +1

      @@otsukaharu4501 you may have a point.

  • @SeanORaigh
    @SeanORaigh 2 роки тому +6

    The comment about word association while high was so funny to me. I had my own "planes are really the boats of up" moment when I first got high. Thought it was hilarious that my glasses case looked like a coffin.

  • @jillberter2493
    @jillberter2493 2 роки тому +12

    your videos never fail to make my day gabi

  • @Dkvizu
    @Dkvizu 2 роки тому +9

    If it was all about working hard the people that hand pick your veg and fruit would be richer than us all

  • @Arosukir6
    @Arosukir6 2 роки тому +6

    "That dude had to work his ass off to get that yacht," sure Andy, because dudes *never* buy yachts with their daddies' money.

  • @AlanQSmithee
    @AlanQSmithee 2 роки тому +5

    "If the queen dies the game still goes on" guess we're about to find out

  • @punkrckr6889
    @punkrckr6889 Рік тому +3

    I love Tate talking about the chess analogy as if he didn't tell everyone he "got his start doing webcam," basically making money off of women that he coerced into online sex work

  • @kylekalmbach
    @kylekalmbach 2 роки тому +6

    Holy shit, you might have cracked Jordan Peterson's appeal. He's easier to listen to and understand while you're high. Which is the most common way to cope with a reality that doesn't just not value you, but anyone. Except for spare parts.

  • @theblacklapinou
    @theblacklapinou 2 роки тому +2

    You two are my favorite youtubers after Drew and Danny. Yeah I know you don’t care I’m just commenting for the algorithm to push forward the video. xoxo

  • @FunBunIsNoisy
    @FunBunIsNoisy Рік тому +3

    16:49 i heard it as "twerking on the sewers" and i was legitimately so confused

  • @ajaysinghdengri
    @ajaysinghdengri Рік тому +2

    15:36 start of Jordan's goofy contagious laughter, that I gave into just a few seconds in.

  • @stargrump2403
    @stargrump2403 2 роки тому +5

    “You can only understand him if ur high” yeah no Gabi I’m watching it high and the answer is no you can’t

  • @OliODDLY
    @OliODDLY 2 роки тому +2

    I love the synergy between you two, you should definitely collaborate again

  • @spectralspectra2282
    @spectralspectra2282 2 роки тому +13

    8:00 chess is actually a really good analogy for real life, though not like Tate said, it's more like "life is like chess, some people are born Queens, but most people are born pawns, yeah if you grind hard enough you might be able to go from a pawn to a queen but it probably won't happen"

    • @megamuslimchad
      @megamuslimchad 2 роки тому

      You’ll just end up being slaughtered in mass quantities by the other queen if you’re just a pawn.

  • @rotmgbarebore
    @rotmgbarebore 2 роки тому +20

    God i ABSOLUTELY love that Peterson clip. Nothing better than people unironically posting jordan crying about make believe buff men in the sun or whatever

  • @shanelucchesi2734
    @shanelucchesi2734 2 роки тому +2

    I’m really digging the colab videos keep up the good work your videos really help me make it through my day

  • @skye2578
    @skye2578 Рік тому +3

    15:40 if you close your eyes its like kermit the frog having a jerma rant

  • @imsotiredofthiscrap2341
    @imsotiredofthiscrap2341 2 роки тому +5

    jordan peterson really turned into a stephen king novel

  • @n8mo
    @n8mo 2 роки тому +7

    Insane sponsor placement. I mean, truly revolutionary LMFAO

  • @nakamotorskrskrvroom8038
    @nakamotorskrskrvroom8038 2 роки тому +3

    You did jordan dirty with the thumbnail

  • @emilyrames6655
    @emilyrames6655 9 місяців тому +2

    "damn a plane really is the boat of up :o " I'm crying lmao

  • @SpydrXIII
    @SpydrXIII Рік тому +15

    where are all the men?!

  • @plkappel1
    @plkappel1 6 місяців тому +3

    Jordan Peterson sounds like Kermit the frog if he was about to cry

  • @reallygoodatfolding
    @reallygoodatfolding 2 роки тому +6

    This is the first time my brain has registered that all of the late night talk show Jimmy’s are actually just named James.