@Spinna1993 Development started in 2012, 12 years ago... Beta started in 2017, 7 years ago... Core gameplay "features" are still being added therefore realistically this game is currently in an Alpha state. EFT will never be what we were promised, if it's ever "finished" it'll just be rushed to 1.0 as a release with all of the bugs and issues they haven't fixed since 2017. Furthermore Nikita stated at DevGamm 2015 that cheaters were good for games are they distress the playerbase and lead to increased donations... He then designed the game to be easy to cheat in, it's client sided and for years didn't even have an anti-cheat. You may think that Nikita is just a PR guy and didn't have that kind of say but that's where you'd be wrong. Nikita is 1 of 3 original owners of AbsoluteSoft the actual Russian company behind the scenes developing tarkov. We know them as "BSG" only because they've been good at deceiving everyone as all of the branding and legal documents are under the "BATTLESTATE GAMES LIMITED" company based in the UK. The problem there is that Nikita and his buddy Loskutuv transferred ownership of AbsoluteSoft and have never been employees of BATTLESTATE GAMES LIMITED. It's a shell company with only 1 listed employee as being a UK company they have to abide by UK law which requires them to update if there's any change to directors, CEOs, etc... which still only shows 1 employee. Nikita made another shell company "BATTLESTATE GAMES LTD" in Cyprus and now has citizenship there, this appears to be his exit strategy to eventually run with the money as there's nothing legally binding him to EFT as he doesn't work for BATTLESTATE GAMES LIMITED and if it even traces back to AbsoluteSoft he's no longer an employee for them. Its a deep hole of deception to go down but it's all verifiable as the company info in the US, UK, Russia, and Cyprus, along with trademarks, and financial records are all public information.
I’m legit blown away by the sheer quality of production: the lyrics are perfectly matched to the original rhythm, the voice is also really good, like wow. Such stuff makes me jealous I’m not as talented. Great job bro, it’s insane
Great remix of Bo Burnham song about EFT! lol IDK how many takes it took to get this done but thank you for the hard work. Perfect summary of EFT in the last week. Sad to see another game ruined by Devs who lie.
'8 years wasted in under a week' hit way too hard man lmao, glad I switched to SPT a good while before that shit storm. Safe to say I'll never be going back to live Tarkov.
Don't do drugs kids. Look what happened to nikita the greedy. He grew into Gollum and now roams sibiria immune towards the cold and hunger with his rolex calling it "my precious"
😭😭😭 The 2nd half actually made me so sad, I wish more people could've experienced the old Tarkov, I miss those days especially pre-FiR, which is the real turning point IMO (2019, back then the game had about 1/10 the player I'd guess based on the subreddit having 1/10 the size). The pk-06 reference is how you know you were around back then.
@@kingboomber Oh I meant the lyrics (and the singing)! Not that Bo isn't a genius but it also can't have been easy to match the entire structure of the original with completely new lyrics on an unrelated topic. You even matched the visuals to a tee. It's just beatuiful
Boomber has always been the hero Tarkov's community deserved
A masterpiece.
Weird, plants talk?
Sits in cryosleep for 3 years
Randomly wakes up
Drops this absolute banger
Refuses to elaborate
Goes back into cryosleep
Man just shows up out of nowhere to drop this banger 🔥
12 years and still in beta, yeah that's worth 250, sure.
12 years in what universe though?
@Spinna1993 Development started in 2012, 12 years ago... Beta started in 2017, 7 years ago... Core gameplay "features" are still being added therefore realistically this game is currently in an Alpha state. EFT will never be what we were promised, if it's ever "finished" it'll just be rushed to 1.0 as a release with all of the bugs and issues they haven't fixed since 2017.
Furthermore Nikita stated at DevGamm 2015 that cheaters were good for games are they distress the playerbase and lead to increased donations... He then designed the game to be easy to cheat in, it's client sided and for years didn't even have an anti-cheat.
You may think that Nikita is just a PR guy and didn't have that kind of say but that's where you'd be wrong. Nikita is 1 of 3 original owners of AbsoluteSoft the actual Russian company behind the scenes developing tarkov. We know them as "BSG" only because they've been good at deceiving everyone as all of the branding and legal documents are under the "BATTLESTATE GAMES LIMITED" company based in the UK. The problem there is that Nikita and his buddy Loskutuv transferred ownership of AbsoluteSoft and have never been employees of BATTLESTATE GAMES LIMITED. It's a shell company with only 1 listed employee as being a UK company they have to abide by UK law which requires them to update if there's any change to directors, CEOs, etc... which still only shows 1 employee. Nikita made another shell company "BATTLESTATE GAMES LTD" in Cyprus and now has citizenship there, this appears to be his exit strategy to eventually run with the money as there's nothing legally binding him to EFT as he doesn't work for BATTLESTATE GAMES LIMITED and if it even traces back to AbsoluteSoft he's no longer an employee for them. Its a deep hole of deception to go down but it's all verifiable as the company info in the US, UK, Russia, and Cyprus, along with trademarks, and financial records are all public information.
@@CorruptedGamer2015 Ah yes cause this will totally happen.
@@CorruptedGamer2015 according to the tarkov truth tracker website, BSG has delivered 47% of the promised game over the 8 years... pretty sad.
EXACTLY! If I pay 250 for something its better the best content out there , free of bugs and imperfections. And well , Tarky just ain't that.
Who let this man cook up such a wonderful hit piece?
Bo burnham „welcome to the internet“
@@henrym.g9546 Oh im fully aware that this is based on bo's work
Nikkita himself :D
being locked up in the basement of Pestily for the longest time for being an editor for him
First we got the TF2 parody and now an EFT parody? Amazing, what a year to be alive
>Pops up During Drama
>Drops a banger of a ROAST SONG
>leaves
The TRUE GIGACHAD of EFT
🫣
Criminally under-viewed. Class act my friend GG
I’m legit blown away by the sheer quality of production: the lyrics are perfectly matched to the original rhythm, the voice is also really good, like wow. Such stuff makes me jealous I’m not as talented. Great job bro, it’s insane
Thank you so much ❤🥺
gigachad returns from cryosleep to drop a BANGER 🔥🔥🔥
I can not show this to enough people. I also can't stop listening. Bravo
Thanks for listening!❤
Be me : *haven't watched Tarkov content for years*
This masterpiece : "could I interest you ?"
after the Welcome to TF2 video and now EFT, I can't wait to see other people make more welcome videos for other games
"It would be funny, if it wasn't so sad"
Banger track tho
The OG song was a banger on its own
(It's called Welcome to the internet)
No wonder deviated songs are bangers as well 🗿👌
I escaped tarkov two years ago, I fear this wont be so easy to get out of my head, thankfully.
This better explode man, it's one of the best parody songs I've ever heard, it's so well produced too. Kudos!
Holy guacamole, this was amazing!
This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen. If Bo Burnham plays Tarkov and sees this, he’d be proud
Incredible man. Loved this song by Bo Burnham and doing the community justice with this twist.
❤❤
You did a great job on this one, burnham would be proud.
God damnit man, I hope bo sees this ur attention to detail plus your insane talent would impress him.
If Bo would comment my life would be complete
bros been living in a room, knowing it was the same as Bo's, for years. Just waiting for this moment.
"Thats not a music video" "I'm sorry you see it that way"
20/10. Coming from a 7 year vet. Thank you.
Rip those 7 years
God how much I wished the line “guess I’ll play spt” got thrown in there lol
i've been on spt for a week and a half, i havent even checked my insurance on live ... FUCK BSG
i was litertly thinking about this for the longest time, its awsome to see this to life
Nikita out here putting the BS in BSG
What a breath of fresh air to hear a rendition of "Welcome to the Internet" ❤
boomber cooked, he cheffed
This man didn't drop a bomb but this is a nuclear.......!
❤🤯
Dude this is legendary. I love this
"not DLC" This was fuckn awesome Boomber! now i gotta hide my mum from Pest apparently lmao
Too late, he already raided her stash.
@@TheZoenGaming Fuck! I hope Jay’s not right!
In my best Bruce Buffer impression: "And NEW favorite Tarkov content creator..." I am with you brother.
❤
Doing Bo Burnham proud. Great parody. Extremely well done. Bravo 👏
Big fan man, I could never aspire to match Bo's genius
Great remix of Bo Burnham song about EFT! lol IDK how many takes it took to get this done but thank you for the hard work. Perfect summary of EFT in the last week. Sad to see another game ruined by Devs who lie.
out of nowhere... but this is amazing.
❤😊
This has no reason to be so good. I'm actually going to have to share this with some people. What a song
Hope they enjoy!❤
Damn, you absolutely nailed this! You channeled Bo perfectly. Epic.
this is peak music performance!!!! love you Boomber!!!
When they say "let him cook" but Boomber just gave us a 7 course meal. Jesus christ. Straight banger 🔥🔥
EAT UP 👨🍳👨🍳
This deserves more views
🤞
This is fucking HILARIOUS! Had me cracking up the whole time hahaha
This is Tarkov's version of "We Didn't Start the Fire". Can we get Fallout Boy to cover this one too!?!? Love it!
Damn. He did them dirty but done so clean !
the fact that your hands aren't even remotely pressing the right notes bothers me - but I love the dedication
I bought the synthesizer just so I could have the prop!
Another song to play in my head rent free
nice to see you're still doing parody songs!
This was great and needs more vicinity. What a video
This brings me back to the old days of youtube, when someone ust puts out a piece of content for the memes. Love it.
Actually spot on, sounds just like Bo's song too. Great job.
Means a lot, tried to do the original justice ❤
Beautiful
Why you do this to me. This song is stuck in my head for the whole day 🙈
SCAV OR PMC??🎵🎵
1:14 damn booi that flow
Best thing to be done with Tarkov in quite some time
This is insanely good and deserves 10x the attention its got.
I always planned on dropping SPT-AKI once BSG released their official PvE mode. Guess I'm not doing that anymore...
this is stuck in my head. Listening for the 10x time right now
Didn't hear "Welcome to the Internet" for long, good edition finally.
This was unbelievably well done!
We tried!❤
that was actually INSANELY good, bravo
"8 years wasted in a week" hits hard.....
absolute BANGER
*Chef kiss*.
Art.
Leaving a comment for the algorithm as this needs more views.
❤
The quality of this is insane! Great work man
Brother this screams Bo Burhnam. Fantastic!
'8 years wasted in under a week' hit way too hard man lmao, glad I switched to SPT a good while before that shit storm. Safe to say I'll never be going back to live Tarkov.
This is so good, you deserve all the views my man
I've been listening to this at least once a day since it was released. a better content drop than Unheard.
Just leaving a comment for the algorithm. This is gold.
❤❤❤❤
this is going straight to the top
❤🎉
This needs a lot of views its great.
Hoping so!
Don't do drugs kids. Look what happened to nikita the greedy. He grew into Gollum and now roams sibiria immune towards the cold and hunger with his rolex calling it "my precious"
i just found my new ringtone
Nah no shot 🥹
I love this song , ty for your hard work .
Thanks for listening!!❤
Bro this is so fucking good, so proud. For sure one of your true believers!
😭❤thank you!
Amazing
Bro is cooking
I did not expect to get reminded about the pk06 meta of 2020 today. lol
Maybe we can finally get through to Nikita, if we voice our concerns - IN SONG!
Absolute banger.
OLD BSG we all know would see it and laughed with us. Sadly this is not BSG we have now
That mad cackle though
👹
You did an awesome work man!
Keep it going!
What a shame. RIP EFT.
POV: A true believer says what he truly believes....
Bros life purpose has been completed with producin such a damn BANGER
This is very awesome. Thank you for this video
the best parody in this year
Legend.
this is suprisingly good and deserves more views, Nikita is just a bad meme at this point.
What a piece of gold
❤
A great parody song.
😭😭😭 The 2nd half actually made me so sad, I wish more people could've experienced the old Tarkov, I miss those days especially pre-FiR, which is the real turning point IMO (2019, back then the game had about 1/10 the player I'd guess based on the subreddit having 1/10 the size). The pk-06 reference is how you know you were around back then.
I miss every loadout having a 10k PK06
Beautifully made sir
this needs more views
How is this THIS good ? Who is this musical Genius ?
I can't take credit for the music, that would be Bo Burnham, the lyrics are mine though!
@@kingboomber Oh I meant the lyrics (and the singing)! Not that Bo isn't a genius but it also can't have been easy to match the entire structure of the original with completely new lyrics on an unrelated topic. You even matched the visuals to a tee. It's just beatuiful
seems like new banger bro
I do hope this all gets resolved but damage was done. Great job on song.
best hit in 2024
🎉🎉
I never knew i needed this in my life, but now i don't wanna miss it.