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I was about to be like “Humanity would never cooperate to accomplish something like that” and then it was unveiled and yeah humanity would totally cooperate to do that
"The United Nations declared peace on each other, so they could team up and kick my ass." -Dropout, formally known as Collage Humor Edit: Wow. I didn't think people would read this.
Alien 1: I have conceived the most epic prank. We're going to visit a primitive world and tell them we created them, then come back in ten years to see what happens. Alien 2: Dude, you're drunk. Alien 1: Come on, it'll be hilarious. What's the worst that could happen?
"WE WERE JUST GONNA SHOW YOU FASTER THEN LIGHT TR-" **Gun barrel placed firmly in their face** "We'll thats to damn bad, guess we'll figure that out for ourselves!"
@@flapjack279 they captured two out of 3 alien ships, reverse engeneering the drives and their eweapon shouldn't be a problem. Cracking the code to get the coodrinates of their homeworld for an preemtive strike will be more difficult. But i assume that's why one could escape, to track their trijectory and get the homeworld corordiantes that way
@doppelhelixes yeah, gotta have some idea of where to watch for sudden incoming "asteroids," given how the aliens' claim might recontextualize the prehistoric impact.
Fun fact! There is a standing rule in the UN that, if we encounter an existential threat to mankind (like hostile first contact), then all recognized nations will band together and pool resources to deal with that threat. In fact, I'm fairly sure that a nation has to agree to that in order to be recognized by the UN at all. Some things are just more important than our squabbles.
@baconthedarklord970 So basically if we encounter any extraterrestrial threats, they're screwed. I think I see why we haven't been visited by anything from space.
@@prestongarvey4461if we had pooled all our resources, with all hostiles ceasing and the whole world turned to improving everyone's lot at the end of WWII, chances are we'd be on jovian habitats by now. Do not underestimate just how much bounty the earth has to give when we aren't wasting it trying to kill each other. If we had a hostile first contact, unless it had one hell of an alpha strike it wouldn't last the year
1:58 really like this scene and how it reflects the lyrics at 1:42: One of the three ships escaped, while the others crashed into a nearby city, so humanity took two-thirds, and (probably) only lost one fifth!
Their simulations are so depressingly bad though. Did they maybe calculate how well they could fight the _embassy team_ while only losing one fifth? Did they forget about the entire civilization backing them? Or did they not include the possibility that the aliens were post-biological or even remote-controlled bodies?
LET THE SEAS BOIL, LET THE STARS FALL, THOUGH IT TAKES THE LAST DROP OF MY BLOOD, I WILL SEE THE GALAXY FREE ONCE MORE! AND IF I CANNOT SAVE IT FROM YOUR FAILURE, FATHER, THEN LET THE GALAXY BURN
“Those monkeys use fusion weapons and are well on their way to antimatter. How they progressed this fast on their weapons is beyond us, but we’re hoping they kill each other before they figure out FTL travel.”
Something I enjoy is that the creators seemingly didn’t specify what they’d do if we weren’t up to snuff. Maybe it’d just be a situation where “welp gonna wait another 1000 years but for now you can’t join the interstellar community” but we assumed that it was a “you’ll be destroyed” situation
Gotta love the Paranoia from literal thousands and thousands of years of war and espionage. Honestly it was their fault for not making that clear from the jump
I didn't realize the "then they closed their doors" meant was literal and thought that humanity had one decade before they closed the doors to some kind of ascension. And tbf, humanity would still kill them because of a "YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME? WELL I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S BETTER!" kind of thing.
I just wanna say, if the alien were able to speak to humanity, that means they knew a bit about us, so its their fault for haven't seen that one coming
I preferred the original "humans are space orcs" stories that just showed us as weird and kinda gross insane survivalists instead of genocidal lunatics.
@@tarvoc746 Am sure they aren't as prolific as everyone is saying. I mean you got Dungun core, Fairly good isekai and original stories going on Amazon.
@@Goblinofgobl No, the projection was the aliens would kill 1/5th of whatever group of humanity they mentioned, likely maybe the city? And that in return the humans would kill 2/3rds, which they did And is ironic that the humans killing 2/3rds is what caused their casualties
"hey we created you guys, just curious like.. what can you do? just make something lol go nuts, we'll be back in 10 earth years (thats not too long right?)" "GRRAAAGGGHHH MURDER MURDER OOGA RAGA OOGA RAGA 👹👹👹" humanity
One thing I like is how at no point did the aliens even show aggression, humans just wanted an excuse to collaborate on blowing something off of the face of the planet.
1:31 I like the use of colours in this shot. The creators have a blue colour scheme, while the eyes of the humans shine in the colour orange. These are opposite colours, which could be read as the antagonism the creators perceive as their view of humanity turns on its head. It could also be read as the creators being blue representing their constructive nature, while humanity shines orange representing their destructive leaning
@@oldomen3788 I think he's referring to just the nuclear bomb testing from the cold war. Chernobyl was a nuclear reactor, not a bomb. But it did do a lot of damage still.
Or Aliens: "Impress us, show us your creators the best you can do for us! We'll even give you time to think of something, see you soon!" Humanity: "And so I took that personally."
@@prestongarvey4461they were vague as hell, there was no standard set, there was nothing that suggested that if we didn't meet their expectations they wouldn't destroy us, we picked the Roman route and attacked first out of self defense lol
@mrcrabe_concordia I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking that. Especially homeboy's big toothy grin at 1:40 had me like:"Okay, this feels a little bit like Zim aesthetically."
“ARE YOU NOT IMPRESSED?! IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE?! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?! COME ON, SPACEMAN, WHERE’S ALL THAT HOLIER THAN THOU SHIT YOU WERE PREACHING?
Unironically this sort of happened in Mass Effect lore with the Protheans (an ancient dead empire/species) being accidentally worshipped by other primitive species, some of which still worship them in the game's current timeline The only difference here is that this time they actually succeeded at playing god, lol
You know what this is oddly inspirational, humanity seeing a bunch super powerful aliens who literally created them basically going “oh you’ll vaguely possibly threaten us? Bet,” and deciding to “impress” them by showing how we literally don’t need to. I dunno, that’s just how I see it.
If this sort of thing interests you there's plenty more like it out there. I found a web novel some time ago called The Salvation War by Stuart Slade which is a similar premise. God unleashes demons on humanity in 2004 and the whole human race unites to fight back. The novel is a little dated but the writing is pretty good.
What I love the most about this song is that the aliens if they were speaking the truth, we’re just innocently asking if humans want to impress them. Like a parent telling their kids that they’ll be impressed if the kid vacuums their room or something. And then they come back to THAT
@@THESEAL1475as far as we know humans are the only sapient species capable of communicating to the aliens so we’d effectively be the representatives for earth
I love how much this feels like a newgrounds animation. Everything about your style evokes the pure artistry of the internet. Very reminiscent of James Lee with the character design, you're awesome.
We have numerous stories of a creation attacking or killing it's creator. This is because humans only have ourselves as a reference point, and therefore presume a sapient creation would act as we would. Extrapolating this, we can assume that humans would act this way, especially towards a figure that has threatened you and has proven that they can carry out this threat (they created you after all).
2:07 the fact that that’s the size of a nuclear mushroom cloud and it’s just the creators transport thingy means that they could easily get revenge as soon as they prepare
@@40Ccents i'd say even from human related stuff. look at our entire history, we fought wars amongst ourselves and we became so powerful we weaponized the POWER OF THE SUN.
I like how you styled the characters The design of the gods really is otherwordly and so unique You excel in making creatures similar in appearance to the gods Also all the humans look like they're from invader zim
The creators: "You have 10 years to impress us" Humans: "we aren't sure we can do THAT, but we CAN use those 10 years to be ready to wipe you out by the time you return"
I expected the creators to be disappointed because while the people in charge were building this they neglected the people beneath them or something. Then it was revealed and... yeah that tracks
the fact that the aliens got shocked by the humans wanting a fight means that they really came in peace and wanted humans to work as a team and become a much more advanced world. sadly the humans did become more advanced just in the wrong way.
Thats equivalent of parent saying "clean this room in 10 minutes, or I'll print my belts texture on your back", where the parent then is shocked by how much stuff lays on the other side of window.
@@mateuszbanaszak4671more like the parent is shocked that, instead of of seeing the room clean, he see the room extra-messy and the child has built a recoilless rifle.
The story of human race is a story of endless violence and conflict propelling it forward. There is no peaceful solution - any and all external threats would just serve to fuel it further unless said threat is so overwhelmingly powerful that it instantly erase most of the human race. Like killing anyone older than 3-4yo and brainwashing survivors.
I love how the alien ships depicted are analogous to the mysterious "flying tic tacs" that the military reportedly saw. Also yes this is exactly how humanity would respond XD
remember, a plausible theory of why no alien contacted us yet, might be because they are more afraid of our counter-attack than we are of an alien invasion
Now that could make a crazy movie, aliens attack humanity to conquer, humans counter attack aliens to genocide, and the whole movie is the remaining aliens trying to escape the planet while the whole humanity is like "where do you think you're going?"
In 11 days, this masterpiece will turn 10 years old Woopsies didnt know youtube was showing me vids in playlist form, the video skipped to this before i could finish this comment
@umseraleatorio2428 same difference. Sufficiently advanced tech = magic. Assuming they do exist, we probably don't based on the simulation theory. Which kinda fits with Yahwe, I am he who is. Of course lots more doesn't fit, so whatever.
@@umseraleatorio2428 once we see the first miracle of "god" we can start reverse engeneering his powers and become gods ourself. Ofcourse we won't unalive god in thatcase, we would do a vivisectomy. After all we are made in his image, therefore he would do the same to us. Therefore we must act first!
@@doppelhelixes That is assuming that such a thing is possible, even then god is omnipotent so that would mean he would know exactly what you are planning and is infinitely more powerful the the average human, although I do think that people will survive the rapture because god is not killing humanity himself it's just his pawns playing at it so humans will be on a equalish fighting ground after all god is not really known for doing stuff himself other then like 5 cases.
To be far, they did just show up one day said “Yo, we made you and now you have 10 years to impress us.” Then just left without further explanation. It’s pretty damn natural to immediately assume the consequences for failing could be horrific, so we may as well strike first.
That, or they could've meant they were gonna decide whether or not to invite them to some coalition. Either way. I highly doubt we'd actually be able to do anything. Considering ships that are able to move at Lightspeed would be taking what's the equivalent of multiple nukes of force constantly just to move
Aliens:they must not be that advanced if they can’t leave far from their own planer 3 seconds later alien:uh oh what is that they are aiming Alien 2:EVERYBODY RUN
Oh hey! Never thought that this one song would get animated, pretty nice work my guy, literally saw the title and knew immediately what this was going to be.
I think the animation like the sharpy heads and the big full eyes, also the music, it has the wistling that is almost always in the spacial music and the time signatura that is common in the songs too :3
@@simulatorfantastic90 I guess it could be that as well, like, the lines are really smooth and the high quality background, idk, I don't watch hh or hb or Bugtopia
ONE OF MY FAVORITE ANIMATORS ANIMATING THE SONG OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE UNDERRATED BANDS IM SO HAPPY AND I LOVE MARK IM HAPPY ME CLOCKING HIM AS NOX FLAVORED WAS RIGHT, YOU POPPED OFF!!!
I interpreted "we'll take 2/3rds who gives a shit" as the human side being willing to sacrifice that much of the population to win the war. Great video
I said it already but will scream it every time I come back at this animation: IT CAME OUT SO FREAKING GREAT!! You did such a good job with the colors, timing, lip sync and everything!! And you didn't even die in the process, amazing :D
I think i've heard this before yet "enjoy our fist!!" surprises me each time because I get drawn into the thought experiment of how would humanity unite to impress God
Theres no way this animation was ment for James Lee the whole animation While watching this I was like " is that James Lee?" And I was RIGHT! Bravo cyber! 👏👏👏 EDIT: Oh....GaWd i Am FamOuse...*dies*
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this video is basically if James Lee ran the world
Is this animation hand drawn?
@@leolovett9665 Yeah, it reminded me of Tarboy style art-animation too.
@@MilesKomssi-hn2pf Yes it is hand drawn, using a computer tablet and pen👍
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I was about to be like “Humanity would never cooperate to accomplish something like that” and then it was unveiled and yeah humanity would totally cooperate to do that
Work together because we have ass to kick that's not our ass.
WE WERE BORN TO INHERIT THE STARS 🔥🔥
"The United Nations declared peace on each other, so they could team up and kick my ass." -Dropout, formally known as Collage Humor
Edit: Wow. I didn't think people would read this.
Sounds about right
@@Ubermensch9240yooo dropout
"humans are space orks" is a genre that never gets old
we just keep doing things and it just works at a good enough efficiency
How is that orkish?
The aliens were openly hostile. It's only rational to fight back.
Class 12 deathworld moment
Что это за жанр?
@@sahaafa9082 "Люди это космо-орки"
Это скорее не жанр, а взгляд на то, как мы бы выглядели по сравнению с другими космическими цивилизациями.
Alien 1: I have conceived the most epic prank. We're going to visit a primitive world and tell them we created them, then come back in ten years to see what happens.
Alien 2: Dude, you're drunk.
Alien 1: Come on, it'll be hilarious. What's the worst that could happen?
POV: Az hired some people to watch the human race but they completely lied on their resume.
@@suleymaarroyo4361naw we got Arizona aliens
@@suleymaarroyo4361aziraphale
Isn't that the plot of Earth Defense Force?
10 years later:
Alien 2: HOLY SHIT
Alien 1: HOLY FUCK TERRY'S DEAD
The "Creators" should have been less vague about what happens if humanity fails.
"WE WERE JUST GONNA SHOW YOU FASTER THEN LIGHT TR-" **Gun barrel placed firmly in their face**
"We'll thats to damn bad, guess we'll figure that out for ourselves!"
@@flapjack279 they captured two out of 3 alien ships, reverse engeneering the drives and their eweapon shouldn't be a problem. Cracking the code to get the coodrinates of their homeworld for an preemtive strike will be more difficult. But i assume that's why one could escape, to track their trijectory and get the homeworld corordiantes that way
DUDE IT'S PERFECT
@doppelhelixes yeah, gotta have some idea of where to watch for sudden incoming "asteroids," given how the aliens' claim might recontextualize the prehistoric impact.
La bro didnt make the song???
Aliens:"We come in peace."
Humanity "Thats the neat part, *we dont"*
Aliens: "We come in peace"
Humans: "You will go out in pieces"
No truer words have been spoken
@@TaliZenAvi well i guess they have own righteousness and indomitable human spirit
Technically coming to judge a planet is not a very peaceful task if I do say so myself
Seriously what's y'alls problem with potential aliens? The universe practically has infinite resources, so there's no need to fight
Fun fact!
There is a standing rule in the UN that, if we encounter an existential threat to mankind (like hostile first contact), then all recognized nations will band together and pool resources to deal with that threat. In fact, I'm fairly sure that a nation has to agree to that in order to be recognized by the UN at all.
Some things are just more important than our squabbles.
You mean we get to make a gun that can shoot everything that reaches the Earth AND we get supertech? Why would you NOT want that?
@baconthedarklord970
So basically if we encounter any extraterrestrial threats, they're screwed. I think I see why we haven't been visited by anything from space.
@@DemonicRemption Well if they wont come here we shall go find them instead! The stars are ours to inherit!
@@DemonicRemption Assuming our pooled resources are enough
@@prestongarvey4461if we had pooled all our resources, with all hostiles ceasing and the whole world turned to improving everyone's lot at the end of WWII, chances are we'd be on jovian habitats by now. Do not underestimate just how much bounty the earth has to give when we aren't wasting it trying to kill each other. If we had a hostile first contact, unless it had one hell of an alpha strike it wouldn't last the year
1:58 really like this scene and how it reflects the lyrics at 1:42: One of the three ships escaped, while the others crashed into a nearby city, so humanity took two-thirds, and (probably) only lost one fifth!
Humanity probably only got stronger from the encounter because now they have recourses of gods avaible
Exactly what I wanted to go back and comment on, thank you for pointing that detail out!
WE HAVE YOUR SHIPS WE HAVE YOUR TECH
Did you see that explosion? We’ve got maybe a few molecules left to analyze lol.
nice!!
I was like "Humanity would never cooperate to build a better future" and then I realised there's one thing they can cooperate on
Violence!
That makes a lot of sense as we are humans.
Under the divine cross of the Tree of Life, we pay it tribute through the art of VIOLENCE.
Facts
@@SumiYokaiThe world is a canvas.
Take up the brush ...
AND PAINT IT RED
In the celebration of violence, humanity rules supreme...
Dam If I had a mido system and a working pc I would tempt recording a song about that.
1:43 "Fight us you'll kill one fifth, we'll take 2 thirds, who gives a shit?" Just goes so F*cking hard.
Their simulations are so depressingly bad though. Did they maybe calculate how well they could fight the _embassy team_ while only losing one fifth?
Did they forget about the entire civilization backing them?
Or did they not include the possibility that the aliens were post-biological or even remote-controlled bodies?
I personally think you think you run the show we're stronger than you'll ever know goes harder
@@gamesquad539 I never said that line went the hardest. But that line does infact, also go hard.
Sorry must have misinterpreted what you said
I thought it was "You kids are shit," not "Who gives a shit."
I like how the humans immediately went to the 40k route. THE STARS ARE MANKIND'S BIRTH RIGHT!!!
then get ready for an abortion
FOR THE IMPERIUM!
That was so cool B]
LET THE SEAS BOIL, LET THE STARS FALL, THOUGH IT TAKES THE LAST DROP OF MY BLOOD, I WILL SEE THE GALAXY FREE ONCE MORE! AND IF I CANNOT SAVE IT FROM YOUR FAILURE, FATHER, THEN LET THE GALAXY BURN
"Welp, when in doubt, DEUS VULT!"
“You showed them that there was a bigger, scarier threat for them to work together to defeat.”
that was your first mistake.
the second was giving time to prepare
1/3 of you will be left to make a third
i love humanity
cringe
@@mrosskne 🤓🫵
Thank goodness the aliens spent their entire 4.5 billion year head start on us just building 3 eggs instead of doing anything else.
I think my favorite part is that this isn't just random aggression. It was very precisely calculated violence.
"I've got the perfect plan...
This is the greatest plaaaan!"
CHARLESSS MENTION
THE HENRY STICKMIN COLLECTION MENTIONED RRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHH🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
you know what, naw. this calls for some bold action. im the bold action MAAAAN
THIS IS THE GREATEST PLAAAAAN-
*mission failed succesfully*
Every alien parent in space - “You see that little blue and green planet over there? The one with the furless monkeys…. Stay the **** away from it!
“Those monkeys use fusion weapons and are well on their way to antimatter. How they progressed this fast on their weapons is beyond us, but we’re hoping they kill each other before they figure out FTL travel.”
The alien equivalent of the planet of the apes is just the Humans actually getting along and having a good society
Them calling us monkeys implies that they discovered monkeys and the names we gave them before even finding out about us
Or that monkeys exist on their planet too
(That's the funnier option)
Should have closed off earth to the whole universe like South Park did.
Their first mistake was showing us that there was something much scarier to unite against and fight.
Their second mistake was giving us prep time
the third mistake was not observing what we make.
there's no time for a fourth.
@@mishagaming1075the fourth was they didn't notice the mistake and actually came back on a silver plate to face our blades and cannons
damn thats a lot of locusts
First mistake was proving all religions wrong, without that humanity would still have major dissent in it's ranks a decade later.
I love how when answering the aliens' "How've you been" the singer starts sound a lot more sinister
Do you mean? “Everyone doing their own part”?
@@Stupidity_is_my_name Yes. The singer did a really good job on that. The moment I heard that line I thought "Oh no what's gonna happen"
It’s not even surprising that, instead of making earth a better place to avoid doom, we put all our resources into killing god.
I mean we succeeded so…
Sadly
If I was an alien,I'm not sure if I should be impressed or terrified
Yup. Our greatest strengths are spite and persistance.
Nietzsche said 'God is dead', and that is a warning,
Не мы, а эти идиоты, которые -живут- существуют с нами бок о бок
Something I enjoy is that the creators seemingly didn’t specify what they’d do if we weren’t up to snuff. Maybe it’d just be a situation where “welp gonna wait another 1000 years but for now you can’t join the interstellar community” but we assumed that it was a “you’ll be destroyed” situation
Gotta love the Paranoia from literal thousands and thousands of years of war and espionage. Honestly it was their fault for not making that clear from the jump
I didn't realize the "then they closed their doors" meant was literal and thought that humanity had one decade before they closed the doors to some kind of ascension.
And tbf, humanity would still kill them because of a "YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME? WELL I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S BETTER!" kind of thing.
it'd be funny if they were just doing it for fun, like theres not really a line of what's "good enough" they were just curious as to what we'd do
@@waffler-yz3gw would make a good test of character, their is no right answer, but its what you bring to impress them that tells them about us
“We are your gods, you have one chance to impress your creators.” Pretty threatening ngl
SHE COOKED
Frfr!
YASSSSSSSS
100% unbiased review (real).
Agreed
OR WHAT IF.... SHE'S COOKED? just kidding. Good luck on that patreon thingy
This is a perfect example of "Divided by race, United by racism"
Proved IRL by Balkans X)
That sounds like something out of warhammer
there’s a no-no German joke to be found here, I can feel it
It's very effective
Spaceism
I just wanna say, if the alien were able to speak to humanity, that means they knew a bit about us, so its their fault for haven't seen that one coming
"humans are space orcs" the musical
smh space orks ar mushrooms
More like HFY atm.
I preferred the original "humans are space orcs" stories that just showed us as weird and kinda gross insane survivalists instead of genocidal lunatics.
@@tarvoc746 Am sure they aren't as prolific as everyone is saying. I mean you got Dungun core, Fairly good isekai and original stories going on Amazon.
@@mateuszstoduka3655WAAAGH!
“We’ll take two thirds” (66%)
Then they proceeds to blow up 2 out of three ships (66%) 1:57
I noticed that too.
Exactly what I was thinking!
This could also imply that there are very few of the aliens since the explosion could have killed 1/5 just like they said
@@Goblinofgobl No, the projection was the aliens would kill 1/5th of whatever group of humanity they mentioned, likely maybe the city?
And that in return the humans would kill 2/3rds, which they did
And is ironic that the humans killing 2/3rds is what caused their casualties
It only takes one to send a message
I mean, showing up, claiming to be gods, then demanding we impress them
I’m not sure humans deciding to just kill them is all that unreasonable.
You proofed to be human better than any verification ever could.
@@darkexo3845 hes not very wrong
I mean, killing gods is pretty impressive
"hey we created you guys, just curious like.. what can you do? just make something lol go nuts, we'll be back in 10 earth years (thats not too long right?)"
"GRRAAAGGGHHH MURDER MURDER OOGA RAGA OOGA RAGA 👹👹👹"
humanity
I agree
One thing I like is how at no point did the aliens even show aggression, humans just wanted an excuse to collaborate on blowing something off of the face of the planet.
The part (so straighten up). remember we are human 😂
They were vaguely threatening
@@CrunchToom they looked at us funny
@@40Ccents i mean yeah, if you look a gorrila in the eyes and smile it will rip you limb from limb.
@@iplaygames8090 Gorilla is about to learn about who Colt was and what he did.
1:31 I like the use of colours in this shot. The creators have a blue colour scheme, while the eyes of the humans shine in the colour orange. These are opposite colours, which could be read as the antagonism the creators perceive as their view of humanity turns on its head.
It could also be read as the creators being blue representing their constructive nature, while humanity shines orange representing their destructive leaning
"we have nuked our own atmosphere. TWICE!!"
"WHAT DO YOU Think... WE WILL DO TO YOU"
We have nuked our own atmosphere a lot more than twice
@@Germain-ys8zz ah of course.
The far future
@@Germain-ys8zz unless you're referring to nuclear plants melting down.
And nuclear bomb testing
@@oldomen3788 I think he's referring to just the nuclear bomb testing from the cold war. Chernobyl was a nuclear reactor, not a bomb. But it did do a lot of damage still.
@@oldomen3788oh we’re absolutely referring to the nuclear tests. The over 2000 nuclear tests!
Their first mistake was revealing themselves to us. Their second was giving us time to prepare. There won't be any left to make a third.
True, very true. Clearly they didn't study their 'creation' very well
That was actually cold af 🥶
no no you forgot one more mistake. They never inspected the work.
Unless they come back and this time it's not just 3 ships but millions, in which case we're screwed.
@@rujirotechainaraits like putting people in prison and never supervising what they’re doing
This is the type of video that people will be revisiting years from now with nostalgia. See you all then!
see u then.
Can't wait
see you in a few years!
See ya, my friend!!
Would be happy to come back to this masterpiece after a few years
I love that this became the background image of the song in spotify
That’s actually so cool
who is that handsome gummy fella?
No idea but they must be pretty chill
666 likes
@@TysALT 667
timestamp?😊
oops not the "😊"
The Emperor of Mankind is shedding a tear at this. he's so proud of us
REGRET IS A SIN IN THE LITANIES OF HATE
*MY FAITH IS MY SHIELD*
SUFFER NOT THE XENOS TO LIVE!
FOR THE EMPEROR!
The stars belong to HUMANITY just as the Emperor planned it.
Aliens: IMPRESS US TO LIVE.
*The indomitable human spirit:*
For the Emperor
Or
Aliens: "Impress us, show us your creators the best you can do for us! We'll even give you time to think of something, see you soon!"
Humanity: "And so I took that personally."
@@prestongarvey4461 Wow, you seem like the type of idiot to trust government.
@@prestongarvey4461they were vague as hell, there was no standard set, there was nothing that suggested that if we didn't meet their expectations they wouldn't destroy us, we picked the Roman route and attacked first out of self defense lol
FOR THE EMPEROR!
This has always been one of those songs I am SHOCKED there arent more fan videos of. This is a welcome surprise!
well this gonna age like milk
@@the_scribe_IIwhat is there gonna be a live action of this irl or something
wait where is it from
@@snowkhal3761 "Tub Ring" is the name of the band
@@coolwarfareThe crazy glasses guy named Mark will return at Holiday
I love how at 1:23 the animation style starts to look like an episode of invader zim
Some characters even resemble some of the characters from invader zim.
Surprisingly I thought that too even tho I haven’t watched the show
@mrcrabe_concordia
I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking that. Especially homeboy's big toothy grin at 1:40 had me like:"Okay, this feels a little bit like Zim aesthetically."
@@AndersonRobotics
Hmm, that says a lot actually.
@@DemonicRemption how
“ARE YOU NOT IMPRESSED?! IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE?! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?! COME ON, SPACEMAN, WHERE’S ALL THAT HOLIER THAN THOU SHIT YOU WERE PREACHING?
"LOOK UPON THE MAJESTY OF OUR HATE!"
Imagine they weren't actually gods and they were just taking advantage of a random 'inferior' species they found.
Kinda backfired 😂
"Let's... never go there again."
Yup, try doing that to a planet with a species as defensive of their beliefs as us! That will teach them aliens not to try and play god with us.
Unironically this sort of happened in Mass Effect lore with the Protheans (an ancient dead empire/species) being accidentally worshipped by other primitive species, some of which still worship them in the game's current timeline
The only difference here is that this time they actually succeeded at playing god, lol
Yeah, they showed up, made a claim with zero evidence, and left with a vaguely threatening statement.
You know what this is oddly inspirational, humanity seeing a bunch super powerful aliens who literally created them basically going “oh you’ll vaguely possibly threaten us? Bet,” and deciding to “impress” them by showing how we literally don’t need to. I dunno, that’s just how I see it.
Wrong less. Right idea
Yeah just shows that we only bow down to ourselves, if anythings stopping us, its ourselves or sentient AI (still our fault tho)
No gods, no masters!
They CLAIMED to be our creators but provided no proof.
If this sort of thing interests you there's plenty more like it out there. I found a web novel some time ago called The Salvation War by Stuart Slade which is a similar premise. God unleashes demons on humanity in 2004 and the whole human race unites to fight back. The novel is a little dated but the writing is pretty good.
What I love the most about this song is that the aliens if they were speaking the truth, we’re just innocently asking if humans want to impress them. Like a parent telling their kids that they’ll be impressed if the kid vacuums their room or something. And then they come back to THAT
Okay but if I were god and came back to see they'd built the most overpowered weapons I'd be one, terrified, but two definitely impressed
40 seconds in my first thought was "Who the hell are you to give earth orders?" I'm glad I was on the right track
I was thinking the exact same lol
HAHA REAL
You say that as if we own it
@@THESEAL1475 Well no one does 🤷♀️
@@THESEAL1475as far as we know humans are the only sapient species capable of communicating to the aliens so we’d effectively be the representatives for earth
I love how much this feels like a newgrounds animation. Everything about your style evokes the pure artistry of the internet. Very reminiscent of James Lee with the character design, you're awesome.
It’s on newgrounds too
Yeah, the guy who activated the weapons had potent Newgrounds energy as he explained how we'd kill them all
Perhaps if the aliens had specified what awaits humanity if humans “don't impress” them, they might have get something different
Honest advice: if you are creating a species, dont give it both intelegence and malicious intent
Unfortunately, in a planet teeming with life, the only way to be dominant is through aggression and violence.
I think you should change from fun fact to honest advice. It’s will fit more
@@pnutboy3528 sure why not
“How many times have you watched this?”
Me: “yes”
Same
Agree
Yup
Indeed
And i don't regret it
We have numerous stories of a creation attacking or killing it's creator. This is because humans only have ourselves as a reference point, and therefore presume a sapient creation would act as we would. Extrapolating this, we can assume that humans would act this way, especially towards a figure that has threatened you and has proven that they can carry out this threat (they created you after all).
It ain't that deep bro 💀
@@sbrown5323 It's just an overly wordy way of saying "We know ourselves, and we'd totally do that"
1:31 James Lee spotted 😮
James Lee rallying his fans to go fight Adobe.
I thought the same! James Lee (Nox) it's omnipresent in any visual media, and nobody can change my mind
Humanity: “ Oh? Are you *implying* a _threat?_ ” (sounds of humanity beginning to create the most overpowered bombs in the f*cking multiverse)
sounds about right.
"BILLIONS IN DEFENSE BEFORE A CENT ON TRIBUTE" - I don't remember who said that
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1:05 GRIMMCHILD???
HOLLOW KNIGHT
everywhere I go it follows
No way
"HOLLOW KNIGHT FANS, I SUMMONE ALL OF YOU!!"
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1:23 looks like James Lee a guy who animates cool shit
did u read the description
@@xer0_dr3amz oh wow
@@xer0_dr3amzi didn’t but i was hoping there’d be this exact convo in the comments bc i thought it would be cool if he was involved somehow
@@xer0_dr3amz not until now
Dib from "Invader Zim" has grown up
XD
lol too true
Agree
“My name… is Dib. And I’m twelve years old.”
Well, if you have grown up somewhat combating Irken empire, no other aliens would really be a problem
2:07 the fact that that’s the size of a nuclear mushroom cloud and it’s just the creators transport thingy means that they could easily get revenge as soon as they prepare
An accurate portray of "indomitable" human spirit.
evil can be inspirational sometimes
the more humanity suffer (from non-human related stuff), the more we grow powerful
@@40Ccents i'd say even from human related stuff. look at our entire history, we fought wars amongst ourselves and we became so powerful we weaponized the POWER OF THE SUN.
@@abathur4216umm we didn't really weaponize the sun we just used it for electricity.
@@TheSunsettingtokillyoul0l does the atomic bomb not ring any bells ?
ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS AND ONE OF MY FAVORITE ANIMATORS COMBINED, HUZZAH
I love how everyone is like yeah we are violent and we are completely ok and supportive of that
In comments
"I'm doing my part"
I like how you styled the characters
The design of the gods really is otherwordly and so unique
You excel in making creatures similar in appearance to the gods
Also all the humans look like they're from invader zim
Aliens: "We come in peace"
Humans: "You will go out in pieces"
I would have said: Humans "and you will leave in pieces.
The creators: "You have 10 years to impress us"
Humans: "we aren't sure we can do THAT, but we CAN use those 10 years to be ready to wipe you out by the time you return"
Oh we'll impress you all right,
by putting a fist shaped impression into your skulls!
wow they really did kill 2/3 of the ships they really didint lie about thoes simulations. This was really well made.
They did run the numbers and replay them, they even tried a million simulations.
I expected the creators to be disappointed because while the people in charge were building this they neglected the people beneath them or something. Then it was revealed and... yeah that tracks
I wonder why the aliens don't want to fly to earth?
They must be shy!
Wise of them tbh xd
Because 80% of humanity are bloodthirsty xenophobes, and the other 20% are horny xenophiles.
Alien 1: those guys made a nuke agianst themselfs i dont want them to create somting agianst us
it's truly a Ferimi paradox... is everybody hiding?
i dont know why, but the little pet things at 0:22 remind me of the grimmchild from hollow knight
Well I Thai guy also made hollow knight animations so I guess that could be a correlation
They look near identical, they even have the hunchback and skinny wings
Waos
And The aliens/creators are mantises
just found this comment. I noticed the same thing
Naw at 1:23 the way it took a dramatic turn is just wow and the quick movement animation is just the cherry on top great job you get a new sub
the fact that the aliens got shocked by the humans wanting a fight means that they really came in peace and wanted humans to work as a team and become a much more advanced world.
sadly the humans did become more advanced just in the wrong way.
I mean if they wanted to make sure that happened they should of stuck around and overwatched it. Instead of flying off to go get milk or something.
Thats equivalent of parent saying "clean this room in 10 minutes, or I'll print my belts texture on your back", where the parent then is shocked by how much stuff lays on the other side of window.
@@mateuszbanaszak4671more like the parent is shocked that, instead of of seeing the room clean, he see the room extra-messy and the child has built a recoilless rifle.
@@alessiogiovannetti513 A little respect goes a long way, even if that respect has to come at the end of a gun.
The story of human race is a story of endless violence and conflict propelling it forward. There is no peaceful solution - any and all external threats would just serve to fuel it further unless said threat is so overwhelmingly powerful that it instantly erase most of the human race. Like killing anyone older than 3-4yo and brainwashing survivors.
I love how the alien ships depicted are analogous to the mysterious "flying tic tacs" that the military reportedly saw.
Also yes this is exactly how humanity would respond XD
1:27 I love how the big rocket thing still has the aiming parts on it
remember, a plausible theory of why no alien contacted us yet, might be because they are more afraid of our counter-attack than we are of an alien invasion
Wouldn't blame them, we suck
@@shiftivousyea
@@shiftivouswe are kind of inherently bloodthirsty
@@shiftivous Being the Apex sucks? What a strange perception.
Now that could make a crazy movie, aliens attack humanity to conquer, humans counter attack aliens to genocide, and the whole movie is the remaining aliens trying to escape the planet while the whole humanity is like "where do you think you're going?"
Creator: *destroys a city* "That took a fraction of our power."
Humanity: *throws a nuke at them* "That took a fraction of our artillery."
Combine: Pick up that can
@@bloodrinker Metrocop: Now put it in the trash can
Postbiological: You destroyed one of my remote-controlled bodies. Rude. Let me just turn on the grey goo.
Creator: destroys a city "That took a fraction of our power."
Humanity: Funnily enough...it's also a fraction of our power.
@@robertomcneelyWhat? No, destroying a city is our maximum, humanity has not even come close to creating a bomb capable of destroying a large island.
In 11 days, this masterpiece will turn 10 years old
Woopsies didnt know youtube was showing me vids in playlist form, the video skipped to this before i could finish this comment
"In judgment day everyone would scream and beg for forgiveness"
What would actually happen:
Robert Sheckley's "The Battle"
Bro's comparing aliens using technology to a omnipotent divine being
@umseraleatorio2428 same difference. Sufficiently advanced tech = magic.
Assuming they do exist, we probably don't based on the simulation theory. Which kinda fits with Yahwe, I am he who is. Of course lots more doesn't fit, so whatever.
@@umseraleatorio2428 once we see the first miracle of "god" we can start reverse engeneering his powers and become gods ourself. Ofcourse we won't unalive god in thatcase, we would do a vivisectomy. After all we are made in his image, therefore he would do the same to us. Therefore we must act first!
@@doppelhelixes That is assuming that such a thing is possible, even then god is omnipotent so that would mean he would know exactly what you are planning and is infinitely more powerful the the average human, although I do think that people will survive the rapture because god is not killing humanity himself it's just his pawns playing at it so humans will be on a equalish fighting ground after all god is not really known for doing stuff himself other then like 5 cases.
*The "Humanity First" Initiative is gratefull for this contribution to the art and culture of our species*
Remember New York
Ideology: *Destroy*
SUPER EARTH PROTECTS!, FOR THE EMPEROR! SPARTANS NEVER DIE!
To be far, they did just show up one day said “Yo, we made you and now you have 10 years to impress us.” Then just left without further explanation.
It’s pretty damn natural to immediately assume the consequences for failing could be horrific, so we may as well strike first.
That, or they could've meant they were gonna decide whether or not to invite them to some coalition. Either way. I highly doubt we'd actually be able to do anything. Considering ships that are able to move at Lightspeed would be taking what's the equivalent of multiple nukes of force constantly just to move
Aliens:they must not be that advanced if they can’t leave far from their own planer
3 seconds later
alien:uh oh what is that they are aiming
Alien 2:EVERYBODY RUN
Planet not planer
"Пушка. Они заряжают пушку! Зачем? А, они будут стрелять!"
Finally lore accurate humanity
Yeah :[
Hell yeah! :D
The two sides of humanity right here gentlemen
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@DogseatDogsI mean, not really? It’s kinda like a parent telling a young child to clean up
@@Wheel-chair-That’s generally a threat though. If the child doesn’t clean up, they get punished.
Oh hey! Never thought that this one song would get animated, pretty nice work my guy, literally saw the title and knew immediately what this was going to be.
This is the most human thing I've ever seen
and you will love it rather you want to or not
Remember, murder isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is always yes
YES
YES
YES
*NO*
I'm here to break chains>:)
MHM!@@TheSunsettingtokillyoul0l
I just noticed an interesting detail: all, ALL of humanity and the earth are in warm colors, and the aliens are shown in blue.
Why does this give me sort of Invader Zim vibes?
Anyway, I LOVE THE ANIMATION OMG I GENERALLY JUST LOVE ALL YOUR ANIMATIONS THEIR SO SMOOTH!!
I think the animation like the sharpy heads and the big full eyes, also the music, it has the wistling that is almost always in the spacial music and the time signatura that is common in the songs too :3
@@Gabs133 yeah, I'm hearing a lot more about Invader Zim lately and now I wanna watch it again :D
That's strange. I was getting Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss, AND Bugtopia vibes from this animation.
@@simulatorfantastic90 I guess it could be that as well, like, the lines are really smooth and the high quality background, idk, I don't watch hh or hb or Bugtopia
@@Vreo_TD-Ijustatetenblankes I don't either. Should have also mentioned "Even though I don't watch them."
"You think we can't impress you? Well then. I guess we've got to blow you out of the stars!"
-Humanity probably
Humans will look at this and say “Hell yeah!”
Yes.
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ONE OF MY FAVORITE ANIMATORS ANIMATING THE SONG OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE UNDERRATED BANDS IM SO HAPPY AND I LOVE MARK IM HAPPY ME CLOCKING HIM AS NOX FLAVORED WAS RIGHT, YOU POPPED OFF!!!
To quote TTS, “Let us celebrate what unites us all…XENOPHOBIA!”
"So you should run and hide from your impending genocide!" Actually peak
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Death watches are completely out of the question, gentlemen. Mankind is going to live forever!
is that a TF2 reference?
@@Ro_Robotics If you want it to be :]
On the other hand, the Deathwatch is ABSOLUTELY in the question here.
Humanity: We wanted to impress you, so we made a matter-antimatter reactor.
Aliens: That is impressive, when can we see it?
Humanity: Soon.
Reminds me of a short story, similar premise except humans achieved world peace, but the aliens didn't want pacifists but warriors.
Name?
Name
Name!
N A M E
It's a twilight zone episode.
I really like the detail of them actually only killing 2/3rds of the ships
And then ships falling and probably killing 2/5th of humans
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@@CF-or3cinot to mention those aliens probably have like quadrillions of population in different star systems
"cross the mankind territory at your own risk, we have plenty of inhumanity to spare."
1:21 I like the idea that little girl knew what's the machine was gonna be used for
She’s chara she knows what she’s helping with
@@AndersonRobotics makes sense
@@bobtherobot-gb5jf damn ur fast
@@AndersonRobotics am speed
@@bobtherobot-gb5jf English or spanish
I interpreted "we'll take 2/3rds who gives a shit" as the human side being willing to sacrifice that much of the population to win the war. Great video
I think it's "Fight us you'll kill 1/5th, well take 2/3rds who gives a shit."
I actually can't stop listening to his, it's so good! 😭
AN ANIMATION WITH THIS SONG?? THIS IS SO GOOD, THE ENTIRE STORY IS SO WELL TOLD HERE. ABSOLUTELY AMAZING
I said it already but will scream it every time I come back at this animation: IT CAME OUT SO FREAKING GREAT!! You did such a good job with the colors, timing, lip sync and everything!! And you didn't even die in the process, amazing :D
I think i've heard this before yet "enjoy our fist!!" surprises me each time because I get drawn into the thought experiment of how would humanity unite to impress God
It's bizarre to think that this is the most probable thing humanity would chose to do in this sort of situation.
Amazing animation to 🌟
Tf kinds beef do the humans have with the mantis lords😭
Getting threatened by the mantis lords
TUB RING HAS MADE THIS THE BACKGROUND ON SPOTIFY!
Theres no way this animation was ment for James Lee the whole animation
While watching this I was like " is that James Lee?"
And I was RIGHT! Bravo cyber! 👏👏👏
EDIT: Oh....GaWd i Am FamOuse...*dies*