“Buy a BMW” they said ☠️

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  • @ChrysGaines
    @ChrysGaines  Рік тому +1830

    Didn’t expect this vid to blow up 😂 I know some of you think I’m just an idiot who neglects his cars, but I’m leaving this as a reminder to pin the link to the finished E36 build when it’s all done to my standard 😂 The contrast will make it even better

    • @husein_34oc
      @husein_34oc Рік тому +2

      😮

    • @dzgaming1
      @dzgaming1 Рік тому +66

      That's a parts car bro, seeing all those wires hanging underneath the dash and how dare you change one of the best shifter in BMW history for that ugly AF shifter. The missing molds and the dent in your door says it all.. "parts cars". Take that steering wheel and the cats if you still even have them and send that POS to the scrap yard. Def some good parts availble for someone looking for parts for their clean E36. No offense btw my OCD just tells me that car is dangerous to even be on the highway. Being stuck in 5th gear is gonna be the least of your problems. Next week the misfires and the fuel pump will die and after that the clutch and radiator, then engine mounts or transmission mounts, then water pump, belts, next the harnesses for the turning signals will need to be changed if they are original. My Sources: Owned almost every series BMW from e36, e46, e38, e60, F90.. some are worth saving and some are parts cars. Its hard to admit it but your wallet knows it.

    • @stefancgxz7799
      @stefancgxz7799 Рік тому +22

      I think the problem was just a $5 shifter rod bro.

    • @rodrigovr1202
      @rodrigovr1202 Рік тому

      ur a joke 😂

    • @demetriseverett2318
      @demetriseverett2318 Рік тому +4

      I Think the problem is BMWs are raggedy I literally build the radiators and front end for them out of a plastic company that makes trash cans.. they look nice and that’s it. Yard ornaments.. they sit in the yard in hopes of being fixed up and once they finally are they are back in the yard a again within the same month.. for months and months again for those expensive raggedy BMW parts.

  • @mudhardigree1521
    @mudhardigree1521 Рік тому +38308

    Eventually everybody reaches that age when the gear shifter goes floppy

    • @Skrufy
      @Skrufy Рік тому +924

      the sad truth 😣

    • @takurotsuchiya4313
      @takurotsuchiya4313 Рік тому +564

      More like half of world population

    • @trilla4863
      @trilla4863 Рік тому +1

      Not the black community…

    • @karimzamora8165
      @karimzamora8165 Рік тому +663

      Drink beet juice daily and i promis you. Youll be rock hard everymorninngbo matter what

    • @Jonathan-uv2jr
      @Jonathan-uv2jr Рік тому +355

      @@karimzamora8165 deadass?

  • @brandoncarter5824
    @brandoncarter5824 Рік тому +5714

    That BMW looks like it has had a hard life

    • @pawelhein9121
      @pawelhein9121 Рік тому +196

      like 90% of 90's bmw

    • @bonnobomonkey
      @bonnobomonkey Рік тому +77

      i dont know why u would get a european car in America, especially if its 2nd and prolly 10th hand

    • @fransi7564
      @fransi7564 Рік тому +61

      ​@bonnobomonkey bc a European car is way better idk about bmw tho

    • @volvo09
      @volvo09 Рік тому +17

      Thing is beat

    • @scottlefaux
      @scottlefaux Рік тому +33

      As soon as I saw the video was about an old car, it lost all credibility.

  • @ninosartandanimation2327
    @ninosartandanimation2327 10 місяців тому +706

    Damn. That ac vent is huge

    • @James_Doyle83
      @James_Doyle83 9 місяців тому +16

      Thats what she said 😂😂😂😂

    • @Dark_Ukiyo
      @Dark_Ukiyo 8 місяців тому +17

      That’s what I imagine when they say “AC BLOWS SNOWBALLS”

    • @bespokepenguin103
      @bespokepenguin103 7 місяців тому +2

      That's what he said

    • @ruebenllongoria836
      @ruebenllongoria836 7 місяців тому +11

      For some reason 90s and early 2000s cars had really weird vent designs. Like Pontiac with their stupid little spinny vents

    • @333333333797
      @333333333797 5 місяців тому +6

      How do u know its not a dc vent?

  • @gaugenator6020
    @gaugenator6020 2 місяці тому +63

    Bro was playin around with it like Drake💀🤣

    • @jesigo
      @jesigo 2 місяці тому +2

      Bro ur wilddd

    • @gaugenator6020
      @gaugenator6020 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@jesigoLMAOO

    • @yenice3652
      @yenice3652 10 днів тому

      WHAT ​@@gaugenator6020

  • @justinezekwe4305
    @justinezekwe4305 Рік тому +3222

    That BMW looks like it’s been through HELL! 😭

    • @FexileTV
      @FexileTV Рік тому +256

      Owner looks like he spends all his money on weed instead of regular maintenance

    • @jraybay
      @jraybay Рік тому +6

      Lol

    • @AJstwxks
      @AJstwxks Рік тому +33

      @@FexileTV what?

    • @corecrit3007
      @corecrit3007 Рік тому +1

      FACTZ

    • @paulapii1761
      @paulapii1761 Рік тому +53

      ​@@FexileTVthe shyt y'all come up with

  • @DamienDemiGod
    @DamienDemiGod Рік тому +848

    Bro as soon as I saw that passenger door dent, I knew it wasn't a 'BMW' problem 🤣

    • @luckichan
      @luckichan Рік тому +20

      bro got a sequential knob too

    • @fortnitegamer-yp4hd
      @fortnitegamer-yp4hd Рік тому +2

      ​@@luckichan what makes it a sequential knob? Just looks like one of those rally style shifters where you hold by the side instead of by the top

    • @ehehehehehe9661
      @ehehehehehe9661 Рік тому +12

      ​@@fortnitegamer-yp4hd And rally gears are sequential.

    • @Crushonius
      @Crushonius Рік тому +1

      @@ehehehehehe9661 not necesserily

    • @tobiasruibal9429
      @tobiasruibal9429 Рік тому +3

      @@Crushonius But when they're manual, 90% of the time they use the regular or "ball" knob, not the sequential, it actually has that form because it's easier to grab or push the knob, contrary to having an ordinary knob when having a sequential gearbox.

  • @akashmohan999
    @akashmohan999 5 місяців тому +174

    This is what happens when you shift like you're in fast and furious and also have that extra long aftermarket shift lever. The extra leverage caused it to break.

    • @Lets.ForgetiSaidThat
      @Lets.ForgetiSaidThat 2 місяці тому +18

      As a guy driving daily on a Damaged clutch and 2nd gear synchro set, I can confirm it's that goofy as knob
      *and the knob behind the wheel*

    • @lucas_arciniega6615
      @lucas_arciniega6615 2 місяці тому +1

      getrags are just trash im assuming this car isnt zf but who knows i could be wrong

    • @bryantdeleon7462
      @bryantdeleon7462 21 день тому

      @@lucas_arciniega6615 I run a getrag, if you follow maintenance and have actually done gear oil changes, they are solid The zf i put in grenaded itself but with everything used I may have had a bad one

  • @bacon-gj3rg
    @bacon-gj3rg 4 місяці тому +106

    that car looks like it’s been beat to death and then he complains when it breaks lol.

    • @ChrysGaines
      @ChrysGaines  4 місяці тому +11

      coping mechanism - but I bought it like this lol

    • @MrBigBoy4Life
      @MrBigBoy4Life 2 місяці тому +8

      You buy trash, you get trash bro. I love Beemers but will never buy one that old and in such horrible condition.@@ChrysGaines

    • @notsoluki
      @notsoluki 2 місяці тому +5

      @@MrBigBoy4Lifeyou’re acting like people aren’t still buying shit cars from the 90s just to rebuild them.

    • @Bubbles-Mcmurphy
      @Bubbles-Mcmurphy Місяць тому

      ​@@notsolukiidk my 93 7 series is perfect at 130k miles

    • @notsoluki
      @notsoluki Місяць тому +1

      @@Bubbles-Mcmurphy no one cares

  • @seagie382
    @seagie382 Рік тому +6570

    >aftermarket shift linkage breaks
    >BMW PROBLEMS

    • @imanoldurango8213
      @imanoldurango8213 Рік тому +495

      Exactly what I was thinking lmaoo

    • @joecampbell2388
      @joecampbell2388 Рік тому +324

      It’s always BMWs fault

    • @MS7.7
      @MS7.7 Рік тому +749

      Yeah and the car is beaten and 20+ years. Lets complain like its brand new, I’m tired of these shorts in my feed.

    • @enrique-bz7cy
      @enrique-bz7cy Рік тому +170

      It’s prob not the linkage, whoever installed it probably cut the clip off of the pin that holds it in place. Shitty repair/mod job. Happened to my car as well

    • @playuhhaytuh5633
      @playuhhaytuh5633 Рік тому +89

      It’s always the cars fault never the install 🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @TheKingOf2024
    @TheKingOf2024 Рік тому +3929

    No one said buy a 30 year old BMW with pink shifter from Chinatown

  • @Daniel-qz8bp
    @Daniel-qz8bp 7 місяців тому +10

    Man drives a 500 euro bmw, and be like why is it always broken😂

  • @samdgh-exclusive9674
    @samdgh-exclusive9674 9 місяців тому +40

    “I was havin a good time til my shifter goes floppy”

  • @ehrenman5971
    @ehrenman5971 Рік тому +1726

    Yes the $10 AliExpress Shifter..

  • @cheez5748
    @cheez5748 Рік тому +1912

    Sir, that's called erectile dysfunction.

  • @07034784
    @07034784 9 місяців тому +26

    aftermarket shortshifters are also wearing your transmission down, it breaks faster! Also a very old BMW!

  • @Gaboro967
    @Gaboro967 5 місяців тому +11

    Kid: Mom can I have a bmw?
    Mom: We have a bmw at home.
    The bmw at home😂

  • @musicbykazemura
    @musicbykazemura Рік тому +394

    That dollar store ass shifter tells me something you ain't ☠️

    • @luckichan
      @luckichan Рік тому +16

      bro got a sequential shifter even tho its a H shifter
      he needa do his research

    • @TruthSpeaker723
      @TruthSpeaker723 Рік тому +1

      @@luckichan it’s the same. Mine is working completely fine.

    • @johnniewasr5740
      @johnniewasr5740 Рік тому +5

      What does an “ass shifter” do?

    • @Willysedom
      @Willysedom Рік тому +10

      Dude dares to complain after obviously putting a lot of stress on those gears with that cheap ass shifter. I'm not a bmw guy but even a luxury car needs tending.

    • @Maultasche
      @Maultasche Рік тому

      Thanks

  • @bannjaxx
    @bannjaxx Рік тому +1247

    Last time that car got properly serviced Ed Norton was the Hulk and Lewis Hamilton just won his first F1 Championship.

    • @lewismaxvaltteri
      @lewismaxvaltteri Рік тому +38

      back then phones were this cool new rich person toy and the hot new talent on the block was seb vettel

    • @jackvandam1755
      @jackvandam1755 Рік тому +11

      Dale Earnhardt had just pushed the stone off his tomb after the third day

    • @annagraham6204
      @annagraham6204 Рік тому

      @@jackvandam1755 when you’re a death faker you can do those sorts of things.

    • @jeffdoyle8421
      @jeffdoyle8421 Рік тому +4

      Yeah and it's a BMW from the 90s an6 car that old will have problems not a big surprise here buy new cars or atleast 10 year old max

    • @rodbingaman6985
      @rodbingaman6985 Рік тому

      Last time you got serviced Bruce Jenner still had a floppy shifter! 😂😂😂

  • @orshy1
    @orshy1 10 місяців тому +3

    The people saying BMWs aren't reliable probably don't even change their own oil...

  • @megamiteexplosion
    @megamiteexplosion 7 місяців тому +5

    I always carry a Jack and full toolkit with me on long trips before. I’d have lifted that puppy up and tried to jerry rig the linkage back together enough to get me to a shop. Never had to get my car towed, once I replaced a wheel bearing on the side of the highway. Probably wouldn’t have been able to do it without my friends though they came in clutch and drove over an hour to help me out. Brought the part and let me pay them back for it.

    • @WillTailsqb4rt
      @WillTailsqb4rt 2 місяці тому

      Bro same as me now, though before I carried around tools I got caught out in an E30 with the floppy gearstick - pulled up the gaiter and managed to wiggle the linkage back into place using my hands and cable tied that shit up. No need for a tow truck though did cut up my hands a bit 😂

    • @demauriayhall6632
      @demauriayhall6632 Місяць тому

      Friends......... How many of us have them?

  • @mihneacireasa4613
    @mihneacireasa4613 Рік тому +1766

    They said buy a bmw, not a clapped bmw

    • @supercat2087
      @supercat2087 Рік тому +76

      They born clapped 😂

    • @GerardoHernandezF87M2
      @GerardoHernandezF87M2 Рік тому +122

      @@supercat2087 they didn’t come with a eBay shifter 🤡

    • @tyronebiggums459
      @tyronebiggums459 Рік тому

      @@GerardoHernandezF87M2 an* eBay shifter 🤡🤡

    • @crimsonszero
      @crimsonszero Рік тому +108

      @@supercat2087 don’t confuse your mother for BMWs

    • @rouutaa
      @rouutaa Рік тому +23

      yes hello, id like to report a murder

  • @thefirely1439
    @thefirely1439 11 місяців тому +1102

    Bro got a flacid shifter.

    • @erikmamleev
      @erikmamleev 7 місяців тому +6

      *Folks, I took off the 15 one arm pull ups* *Support the people*

  • @griswolds6182
    @griswolds6182 10 місяців тому +2

    Had three E36 and never had a single issue with any of them. Drove them all hard too

  • @JudeCalhoun
    @JudeCalhoun 15 днів тому +1

    Bro knew what he was doing with that shifter 💀

  • @minimotivates
    @minimotivates Рік тому +90

    That's not a BMW problem, that's a person who doesn't know how to look after their car problem.

    • @MsiVip
      @MsiVip Рік тому +6

      New bmw the same shit... I bought used honda 5 years ago and still haven't seen a problem, my neighbor and a friend paid a lot of money for a new BMW and every month something happens

    • @carlosl3393
      @carlosl3393 Рік тому

      I bought a nice Xi from a guy who maintained it really well, as did I, and I came across the same issue as this guy. No racing, fast pulls, or anything.

    • @bert454
      @bert454 Рік тому

      My best mate bought a BMW and gives him nothing but problems. Each week! My neighbor bought a BMW and same thing. Same problems too. Go figure!! Then my inlaw bought a BMW and she too has the same issues as my best mate and neighbor. My boss bought a BMW and it gives him the exactly the same problems as my best mate, my neighbor and my inlaw🙄

  • @imhungry2387
    @imhungry2387 Рік тому +1212

    Can't blame the BMW by the looks of the car. You beat the shit out of it

    • @rexjames0015
      @rexjames0015 Рік тому

      20 year old modified neglected POS with an entitled POS that thinks a $1500 car should not have issues. UA-cam should remove the video

    • @consciousmushroom
      @consciousmushroom Рік тому +52

      Exactly. These are the most durable out of all the models they ever produced, if you have a 6 cylinder in one of these you're golden 👌

    • @rexjames0015
      @rexjames0015 Рік тому +5

      @@consciousmushroom Like an Avus Blue Euro M3?

    • @junglehusky1453
      @junglehusky1453 Рік тому

      Hahahah

    • @rexjames0015
      @rexjames0015 Рік тому +3

      @@junglehusky1453 Or a Euro E46 M3 manual solid lack on black?

  • @user-tp5ot1uz1z
    @user-tp5ot1uz1z 7 місяців тому +5

    Who said buy a 80s BMW?

    • @corbinschneider9997
      @corbinschneider9997 6 місяців тому +2

      That’s Mid90s bro definitely not an 80s possibly even 2000

  • @Tstahl962
    @Tstahl962 2 місяці тому +1

    That's the punishment for the atrocious shift knob

  • @HoLeeFuks
    @HoLeeFuks Рік тому +519

    That shifter has performance anxiety.

    • @averry23
      @averry23 11 місяців тому +2

      Get out there’s the door lmao 🚪😭

  • @darrensaquaticsworld
    @darrensaquaticsworld Рік тому +426

    I'm pretty sure the people who told you to buy a BMW would not have told you to only spend £500 on it.

    • @KC-bg1th
      @KC-bg1th Рік тому +14

      Exactly this.
      Dude wanted a 'fixer up' and is surprised that it needs a lot of fixing. lol

    • @Woodlouse1704
      @Woodlouse1704 Рік тому +6

      To be fair, I bought a 320d 15 y/o for £500 a few years ago. After replacing the from suspension it was easily the best car I've ever had. Had to sell it to upgrade the work truck but I regret it often..

    • @PandaMan02
      @PandaMan02 Рік тому

      they did say you'd spend 500 a month repairing it.

    • @Alice-kq8eo
      @Alice-kq8eo Рік тому

      ?those are like 4k

    • @DanaTheInsane
      @DanaTheInsane Рік тому +7

      @@KC-bg1th any BMW more than three years old is a fixer-upper by definition. They are cars are meant for rich people who never open the hood themselves.

  • @DollarDude
    @DollarDude Місяць тому +1

    If your shifter is still in 5th gear after four hours, see a physician.

  • @ihatemytown
    @ihatemytown Рік тому +4488

    Don’t be surprised when an old bmw breaks 😂

    • @ChrysGaines
      @ChrysGaines  Рік тому +360

      not surprised, just disappointed 🥺

    • @08esco
      @08esco Рік тому +51

      Yea 😂 my e38 broke down with a similar problem 💀

    • @LrdNearQuadTTV
      @LrdNearQuadTTV Рік тому +45

      MAY GOD BLESS AND KEEP YOU ALL IN THE NAME OF JESUS BECOME DISCIPLES OF CHRIST AND BELIEVE

    • @Osamabeenleanin210
      @Osamabeenleanin210 Рік тому +50

      My e90 blew the trans cooler hose on my way to work so i had to call in. 2 months later the voltage regulator went out as soon as I got home making me have to call in again from work. The damn car I use to get to work to make money to fix it is the same car making me miss work losing money so that I can't fix it🥴😩

    • @donny2108
      @donny2108 Рік тому +14

      Or a new one lmao

  • @djctactics5811
    @djctactics5811 Рік тому +301

    They actually said "don't buy a BMW" several times.

    • @yyeezyy630
      @yyeezyy630 Рік тому +8

      Lol yes, when you ask if you should buy a. BMW your just looking for a yes to encourage you, even if you get a no your going to do it

    • @isaiahlambert6944
      @isaiahlambert6944 Рік тому +3

      @@yyeezyy630 bought mine 3 days ago😂

    • @CrashRacknShoot
      @CrashRacknShoot Рік тому +7

      ​@@isaiahlambert6944 lmao godspeed to your wallet, but enjoy it while it lasts!

    • @ReligionAndMaterialismDebunked
      @ReligionAndMaterialismDebunked Рік тому

      XD Floppy disk. Haha. #90sKid

    • @RelentlesslV
      @RelentlesslV 10 місяців тому

      @@isaiahlambert6944 have fun with the BMW. However, it’s best to lease these cars with warranty. Also, the M model such as the M340i xdrive, M4, and M5 are the ones you want to lease since they are top tier performance. Do not get the 3 series. They are too slow/weak. The M models are more enjoyable and look great. So, lease the M cars for BMW.

  • @trefunk3743
    @trefunk3743 10 місяців тому +3

    Man that shit looks more ratbagged than a 90s civic

  • @_Tanjiro-Editz998
    @_Tanjiro-Editz998 8 місяців тому +1

    "Welcome to your Bmw experience"💀

  • @hudsonplays3755
    @hudsonplays3755 Рік тому +484

    That car looks like it’s been hit harder then Mike Tyson

  • @iHaveTheDocuments
    @iHaveTheDocuments Рік тому +680

    It killed itself after seeing the shift knob you put on it. Can't blame em

    • @vultur311
      @vultur311 Рік тому +24

      😂😂" what you did to me? You are done"

    • @luckichan
      @luckichan Рік тому +12

      THAT SHIT IS A SEQUENTIAL KNOB TOO :skull: bro needa go back to CRVS and back to regular cars that shit is a H shifter for gods sake

    • @Subreon
      @Subreon Рік тому +16

      Bro was like, you could've done me up like the need for speed most wanted m3 gtr. But nah. You abuse me with this shit

    • @Shtinkyps
      @Shtinkyps Рік тому +2

      his car 🤷‍♂️

    • @gss5.1
      @gss5.1 Рік тому +1

      Just wondering but what do you mean you have the documents?

  • @michaeltheriault9273
    @michaeltheriault9273 Місяць тому

    Damn bro, he must’ve been slamming them gears😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Virtuanix
    @Virtuanix 8 місяців тому +1

    Shifter goes 💫↪️⤴️⤵️↩️🔃🔄

  • @MNGLD-do2kc
    @MNGLD-do2kc Рік тому +863

    My guy blaming a broken aftermarket gear lever on BMW

    • @philliesclips7348
      @philliesclips7348 Рік тому +3

      Fr

    • @repeatinfinite_
      @repeatinfinite_ Рік тому +21

      BMW is made to break all the time, so buying a BMW is L choice

    • @MNGLD-do2kc
      @MNGLD-do2kc Рік тому +56

      @@repeatinfinite_ only if you don’t know how to maintain one. BMWs last forever if you own it properly

    • @B_M_DUBBA_U_
      @B_M_DUBBA_U_ Рік тому +17

      @@MNGLD-do2kc Thank you… literally I take care of mine so good that ive had people be breaking down and or overheating their cars in races and I was the one with the BMW 🤡🤣

    • @bartholomew1096
      @bartholomew1096 Рік тому +5

      ​@@MNGLD-do2kc *copes in bmw*

  • @themicrowave905
    @themicrowave905 Рік тому +517

    Show that BMW a picture of a hot-hatch and it’ll be working again

  • @d4v.e
    @d4v.e 7 місяців тому +3

    Bro is calling us dirty minded in 6900 ways 💀

  • @cesarconh895
    @cesarconh895 9 місяців тому +1

    Better
    Me
    Walk😂😂😂

  • @incomingincoming1133
    @incomingincoming1133 Рік тому +555

    Anyone who understands levers understands how this guy destroyed his own transmission.

    • @yyeezyy630
      @yyeezyy630 Рік тому +40

      He made a mistake repairing it and accidentally ruined it as a result, I guarantee you thought something else happened

    • @tiawilson173
      @tiawilson173 Рік тому +5

      ​@@yyeezyy630 Thank You because this scared me.

    • @Mr.Robert1
      @Mr.Robert1 Рік тому +63

      The shifter, and the way the car looks tells the story.

    • @no-replies
      @no-replies Рік тому +9

      Ive driven manual trucks woth 4 foot long shift levers. As long as his knob isn't heavy enough to bind the forks jes good

    • @Mr.Robert1
      @Mr.Robert1 Рік тому +9

      @@no-replies
      Some people are born natural drivers. Then we have people no matter how much schooling just don't get it. The same applies with understanding how things work.
      When I purchased my first new manual, I was able to change gears without the use of the clutch. This wasn't out of the gate. I would say a year after I was told it was possible.

  • @mrdato116
    @mrdato116 5 місяців тому +1

    Happened to me but I was in second gear. Was able to drive home. On red light I would just stall it and then go in second gear 😆

  • @schwiftyis350
    @schwiftyis350 9 місяців тому +1

    The beam had one too many drinks before this

  • @marcowulliampopirers2216
    @marcowulliampopirers2216 Рік тому +719

    "buy a BMW"
    they probably meant a BMW from this century with less than 200K miles

    • @DDadams0
      @DDadams0 Рік тому +61

      "From this century"
      Oh so you mean only a brand new one right? Some of the shittiest cars they've ever produced?
      No thanks, I'll take one from the Golden age of modern BMW.
      Just not a trash example like this video.

    • @NikoBellaKhouf2
      @NikoBellaKhouf2 Рік тому +29

      The older ones were made better though

    • @joerosen5464
      @joerosen5464 Рік тому

      ​@@NikoBellaKhouf2 Nah. They're all crap! A nice car to show off to strangers who nothing about what compleat 🍋🍋🍋 BMW's are, or just to rent for the weekend so that you can enjoy the only aspect of a BMW that keeps this 🗑️ company in business. And that's as close to ownership (more like owner💩...) as any sane non-masochist should ever get!😱🤦😝

    • @lalakers2506
      @lalakers2506 Рік тому +18

      ​@@NikoBellaKhouf2 this guy doesn't know what he's talking about. like yeah imma just spend $30,000 on brand new modern BMW instead of $5,000 on an original that's so simple to fix its like playing with Legos

    • @stefancgxz7799
      @stefancgxz7799 Рік тому +10

      Buy a 90’s BMW with a good engine for 1500, put it in good shape for roughly 2000, enjoy your piece of marvelous engineering.

  • @shavy9655
    @shavy9655 Рік тому +846

    The shifter itself tells you all you need to know about the guy and his car

  • @AcidFlash123
    @AcidFlash123 10 місяців тому +1

    "Buy a BMW", said nobody.

  • @tabryis
    @tabryis 10 місяців тому

    Bro got picked up AFTER the sun set. Good day

  • @Overmotor
    @Overmotor Рік тому +439

    Bro has a car that fell down a ravine and has the audacity to blame the manufacturer XD I'm dead

    • @advicemaster1365
      @advicemaster1365 Рік тому +14

      It's got a dented door. Nothing to do with the shifter. BMW's suck.

    • @ihadyourwifeingangbang
      @ihadyourwifeingangbang Рік тому +39

      ​@@advicemaster1365 its a friggen OLD beater...clearly neglected...and hes blaming the manufacturer 😂 ...he forgot to mention how many miles he put on it after being 20th owner

    • @Jame6999
      @Jame6999 Рік тому +7

      Ive bought beaters and they were reliable. Primarily hondas though😅

    • @blest5132
      @blest5132 Рік тому

      😂

    • @Stolas1777
      @Stolas1777 Рік тому +2

      Honda would still be working

  • @slikwaterr5148
    @slikwaterr5148 Рік тому +1095

    Bro traded 2 double cheeseburgers for it

    • @syedshahnoor
      @syedshahnoor 10 місяців тому +7

      Huh? Not a cheeseburger

    • @netts2315
      @netts2315 8 місяців тому +2

      @@syedshahnoor ?

    • @syedshahnoor
      @syedshahnoor 8 місяців тому +1

      @@netts2315 bro I said not a cheeseburger and plus why is people sending me question mark? Hmm?

    • @netts2315
      @netts2315 8 місяців тому +3

      @@syedshahnoor Did you not get the original comment?

    • @syedshahnoor
      @syedshahnoor 8 місяців тому

      @@netts2315 no I don't bro

  • @Elldeeve
    @Elldeeve 10 місяців тому +2

    Put a longer gear stick in to damage the linkage even more. Get one of those 2ft handbrakes as well. See if you can mess that up as well.

  • @kraftdeluxe
    @kraftdeluxe 8 місяців тому +1

    nobody:
    the probably fucking 9th owner of this E36:

  • @daytona9150
    @daytona9150 Рік тому +282

    “I’m a mature adult I’m a mature adult.”

    • @cmo131
      @cmo131 Рік тому +1

      😂 this is great!

    • @vxdmd7567
      @vxdmd7567 Рік тому

      😂😂😂

    • @AlbeDarned89
      @AlbeDarned89 Рік тому +1

      "like" because the number is "nice!" And I too "am a mature adult"

    • @newrld2run
      @newrld2run Рік тому

      So you are saying BMW is for immature adults? That's not pleasant of you! Most of the people i saw driving a BMW where old mens/womens or young 19 years olds

    • @cmo131
      @cmo131 Рік тому +4

      @@newrld2run bud, we are talking about something completely different. 😅

  • @fractallusion7121
    @fractallusion7121 Рік тому +64

    I hate when people say "you can't make this up" about things you could easily and realistically make up

    • @danieldryden6644
      @danieldryden6644 Рік тому +2

      Or when they say "literally" to add emphasis even though it doesn't make any sense

    • @fractallusion7121
      @fractallusion7121 Рік тому +2

      @@danieldryden6644 absolutely lol that is just as bad

  • @Thunder_the_hedgehog
    @Thunder_the_hedgehog 8 місяців тому +1

    Automatic transmission said hello to the group chat

  • @UsuallyCully
    @UsuallyCully 6 місяців тому +2

    Everyone: European cars are so good, so fancy!
    Meanwhile European cars: ☠️

    • @PanOriginal09
      @PanOriginal09 4 місяці тому

      yes european cars not chinese gear shifters though

  • @themindset3329
    @themindset3329 Рік тому +552

    When you absolutely need a BMW but can only afford an electric scooter, you buy a 25 year old lemon

    • @Ahwachtv1
      @Ahwachtv1 Рік тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @youtubescholar
      @youtubescholar Рік тому +1

      Might be a lemon but I’d still hit

    • @EnoMove
      @EnoMove 11 місяців тому +13

      Still better than new BMWs

    • @themindset3329
      @themindset3329 11 місяців тому +2

      @@EnoMove I mean it still doesn't cost upwards of 70k right? 😂

    • @EnoMove
      @EnoMove 11 місяців тому +1

      @@themindset3329 If a bmw fan has 70k, be sure he can spend it on his bucket. Because that's the way of life for BMW fans.
      Too bad I'm considering buying a BMW myself...

  • @jeepmanxj
    @jeepmanxj Рік тому +1021

    There was a reason. The linkage was sloppy as fuck and you ignored it until it broke.

    • @Hughjanus720
      @Hughjanus720 Рік тому +21

      Salty bmw owner here ^

    • @blerandjashari9111
      @blerandjashari9111 Рік тому +118

      @@Hughjanus720Nope he‘s speaking facts. You don‘t let a car break down like this. If you see your car is not ok you don‘t drive till it breaks down and than cry about it. Problems are always behind the steering wheel.

    • @jeepmanxj
      @jeepmanxj Рік тому +50

      @@Hughjanus720 I've owned one, it was nice. However this issue isn't unique to any vehicle and is always due to poor maintenance and the "fuck it, it'll be ok" mentality.

    • @UniqueHandles
      @UniqueHandles Рік тому

      Well we now know that you aren’t as smart as you think you are. He pointed out in another comment that nothing was wrong; his aftermarket shift knob was just being problematic.

    • @jeepmanxj
      @jeepmanxj Рік тому +9

      @@UniqueHandles ah so it's because he put garbage on the car and didn't maintain it properly.

  • @trevoranderson8010
    @trevoranderson8010 7 місяців тому +1

    They never said to buy an old one 🤣

  • @Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix5733
    @Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix5733 2 місяці тому +1

    Bro has the first Beemer ever made and is surprised when it breaks.

  • @borisristevski8668
    @borisristevski8668 11 місяців тому +647

    Underneath the gear stick there are two springs that attach the gear stick to the transmission, you probably broke one of them. It's a easy fix, however you should check the gear box too because this usually indicates that there's an increased pressure on the springs usually caused by oil leaks from the box beneath. Had the same problem myself, luckily mine got stuck into 2 gear, so it was still drivable.

    • @DanColtea
      @DanColtea 10 місяців тому +16

      fixed that with a metal wire in 5 minutes. would only go 3 and 4th. permanent fix would cost 20/30$ but the wire did the job and still worked for 2/3 weeks till car was sold for parts

    • @remseyhumphreys917
      @remseyhumphreys917 8 місяців тому +1

      Looks like broken short shifter to me

    • @erikmamleev
      @erikmamleev 7 місяців тому +1

      *Folks, I took off the 15 one arm pull ups* *Support the people*

    • @erikkonstas
      @erikkonstas 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@DanColteaUm, that escalated quickly...

    • @dewewewwueiwuejwweednjmhn1839
      @dewewewwueiwuejwweednjmhn1839 6 місяців тому

      no viagra

  • @topdollarmobile7460
    @topdollarmobile7460 Рік тому +220

    Even in a Honda if your running some POS short shifter kit off eBay it’s gonna break. Don’t be like this guy. Always use high quality parts if you want high quality results and longevity. Spending a little more is way more worth it than getting stranded because you just had to save that money. And if you don’t got money don’t buy it until you do. 😂

    • @oxy728
      @oxy728 Рік тому +4

      I don’t have my own car to work on yet, as I’ve got a lot of learning to do, but what I find difficult nowadays is finding those quality parts. Nowadays it’s hard to tell which brand is quality for anything you buy, because a lot of the things they use with the product is from the same manufacturers, just slightly different design, branding, but massive differences in price. One of the cons with the saturated online market

    • @Hughjanus720
      @Hughjanus720 Рік тому +2

      Salty bmw owner

    • @Dandodod1
      @Dandodod1 Рік тому

      @@oxy728go to a decent parts shop, use them all the time get to know the owner, they will tell you what’s good and what’s not. Online crap is always a rip off.

    • @Zeriel00
      @Zeriel00 Рік тому +2

      ​​​@@oxy728 Just try to buy original parts or expensive brand name parts. If you see an ebay short shifter for 50$ dont buy that. My short shifter was 200$

    • @jacekdomagala1188
      @jacekdomagala1188 Рік тому

      AMEN

  • @TheGyroBarqusShow
    @TheGyroBarqusShow 8 місяців тому +1

    Like my old Pa used to say "keep a distance when you see -certain cars-, they are the whores of the drivers"

  • @Kazurex_ku
    @Kazurex_ku 2 місяці тому +1

    You have to turn it on.😊
    You have to turn it on💀

  • @bellybuster1143
    @bellybuster1143 Рік тому +298

    That shady mechanic be smiling when he sees you rolling back into the shop

    • @ThomasStuart
      @ThomasStuart 11 місяців тому +2

      Loose shifter, better replace every strut for $2000.

  • @adifferentangle7064
    @adifferentangle7064 Рік тому +136

    That things been ran through more times than a single mom with 6 kids to 7 different dads.

  • @omanus197
    @omanus197 8 місяців тому

    bro really said "welcome to your bmw experience" 💀

  • @PRPHRY-III
    @PRPHRY-III 9 місяців тому +3

    Older bmws suck because if you buy it from an owner that didn't take good care of it youre gonna run into problems every few weeks or each month. Dont get me wrong i loved my 330ci but Jesus it was sitting in the driveway more than me going out with it

  • @oz41R
    @oz41R Рік тому +136

    That anti-shortshifter was pounding on the gear gates like a battering ram until 😂

    • @pizzlerot2730
      @pizzlerot2730 Рік тому +14

      Fr, homie went for that longest throw model 💀

  • @filipbronola536
    @filipbronola536 10 місяців тому

    Bro got the silly shifter

  • @jazzyjake99
    @jazzyjake99 10 місяців тому +1

    BMW - Barely Makeit Work

  • @Harry244ful
    @Harry244ful Рік тому +143

    Owner: Buys cheap aftermarket shifter
    Also owner: *shocked when it breaks*

    • @hyoxxii
      @hyoxxii Рік тому

      Cheap* aftermarket shifter
      Coolerworx shifter would not have this problem. You get what you pay for

    • @shkkrimp7344
      @shkkrimp7344 Рік тому +3

      ​@Hyoxxi did you just try to correct something that's already correct?

    • @ashmcman
      @ashmcman Рік тому

      @@shkkrimp7344 He might be a dyslexic grammar nazi

  • @ivanskirchak4935
    @ivanskirchak4935 Рік тому +4

    I remember an old saying. “If you can’t afford a new BMW, Mercedes, Volkswagen you definitely can’t afford a used one” 😂

  • @cheepain872
    @cheepain872 10 місяців тому +1

    BMW, the ultimate breaking machine

  • @cyfrographics3d
    @cyfrographics3d 4 дні тому

    breaking a transmission in e36 is a rare event

  • @cntstudio2015
    @cntstudio2015 Рік тому +52

    When she asked for round two💀

  • @nunyabidness117
    @nunyabidness117 Рік тому +56

    On the plus side the mechanic gonna name his boat after you.

  • @patrickhoiland2806
    @patrickhoiland2806 8 місяців тому +1

    Floppy sound like a personal problem!!!😳🥴🥴🥴😝

  • @laluyayan5100
    @laluyayan5100 27 днів тому

    The real meaning of sheer driving pleasure

  • @mystix1161
    @mystix1161 Рік тому +14

    shifter was like "arouunnd da wooorlddd arooouuund da worrrlldd"

  • @PaulOosterhof
    @PaulOosterhof Рік тому +77

    Maybe is because of the aftermarket plastic/alu chinese shifter😂

    • @mrs772
      @mrs772 Рік тому

      😂😂

    • @ShreN_
      @ShreN_ Рік тому

      To be fair that wouldn't change anything, but others are saying he has a cheap eBay short shifter installed, so that's probably what broke.

    • @yyeezyy630
      @yyeezyy630 Рік тому

      It sounds like the previous owner installed it wrong and he tried to fix it and broke it more, just what I got from comments could be wrong

  • @dathomirpizzagirl9686
    @dathomirpizzagirl9686 7 місяців тому

    Bro forgot to pay his shifter membership

  • @mrvlhs
    @mrvlhs 11 місяців тому +381

    There's a reason why the stick shift is usually short. Not only it's less travel between gears but also applies less force to the gearbox

    • @polar_inertia
      @polar_inertia 9 місяців тому +110

      yeah but he needs it that way as he also uses it for self pleasure in combination with the Vaseline in the glovebox

    • @lordbruh465
      @lordbruh465 9 місяців тому +13

      Another reason why it's usually shorter is that it's harder to mishift. You better feel what gear you are in with a shorter stick.

    • @superstar64
      @superstar64 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@lordbruh465
      I can imagine that, I drive an F-350 with a stick shift, and since it's a truck it goes all the way to the floor. It's not hard to find gears, but it's more difficult to find them than in something like a car

    • @TrippeddaTony-ys4zp
      @TrippeddaTony-ys4zp 7 місяців тому +1

      @@polar_inertia😂😂😂

    • @Seethenhagen
      @Seethenhagen 6 місяців тому +1

      @@lordbruh465 At least, that's what I tell my girlfriends

  • @nicholasdoomey8744
    @nicholasdoomey8744 Рік тому +18

    Don’t put an eBay shifter in your car. That’s a good start. The oem bmw is amazing

  • @legothepug5297
    @legothepug5297 3 дні тому

    bro starts drake windmilling it

  • @keoki777
    @keoki777 10 місяців тому +1

    Don't worry, it's a BMW and it's expensive, so it automatically qualifies as good. 😅

  • @johnnychimpo7539
    @johnnychimpo7539 Рік тому +86

    That’s what happens when you neglect a German car

    • @wowdude2347
      @wowdude2347 Рік тому

      That’s what happens you have a German car *

    • @johnnychimpo7539
      @johnnychimpo7539 Рік тому +2

      @@wowdude2347 and which German cars have you had?

    • @AngelGutierrez-xk1nh
      @AngelGutierrez-xk1nh Рік тому

      This what happens when you have a German car

    • @paperman9708
      @paperman9708 Рік тому

      Any car really but yeah people think BMWs are crazy unreliable. Sure there's some motors/transmissions etc that can have their peculiar issues but there's plenty of models that will hold up just ifne with proper maintenance. Anyone that puts all BMWs down haven't actually spent time behind the wheel. After driving an M3 I completely understand the hype. There's something special about these cars. They're just a bit more difficult to work on and a bit more complicated but that's what makes these cars so much fun to drive.

    • @el_blanco_loco
      @el_blanco_loco Рік тому

      @@wowdude2347 *American.
      Germans actually make some of the best lux cars on earth.
      We yanks have some of the shittiest cars on the road imo.
      Most American makes aren't even assembled in America, they got outsourced to Mexico and Canada lol.

  • @Jennifer10K
    @Jennifer10K Рік тому +56

    This happens only to people who doesn’t fix things when they should

    • @bradleyhasse5220
      @bradleyhasse5220 Рік тому +2

      Theoretically you're right. But these old bmws have so many issues you can't even figure out what's wrong with them half the time and when you take it to a mechanic they just fix other things instead cuz they have no idea either 😂 I don't agree that it's just as easy as that

    • @BMbreW
      @BMbreW Рік тому

      @@bradleyhasse5220this era Bmw is a super simple car. Most “mechanics” just don’t know anything other than keep replacing stuff until the problem is solved. What the guy is experiencing in the video could be temporarily fixed in just 5min and without any tools.
      The selector rod slid out because the clip that holds it either broke or wasn’t installed correctly. My guess is it wasn’t installed correctly considering he has a POS shifter from eBay.

  • @rogueshinobi117
    @rogueshinobi117 10 місяців тому

    You spinned its world round right round 😂

  • @calebchan1742
    @calebchan1742 9 місяців тому

    The shifter wants to have a good time lol 😜

  • @Chukels10
    @Chukels10 Рік тому +16

    Not enough love in that relationship😂

  • @drewryan8920
    @drewryan8920 11 місяців тому +9

    “Buy a BMW” - said no one ever

    • @VladRadu-tq1pg
      @VladRadu-tq1pg 6 місяців тому

      well yeah, if you want a car that is great to drive buy it, if you want assian shit boxes that are "reliable" but ofer 0 feelings or emotions go for it. also bm w are nowhere near as unreliable as clowns that never owned good ones say

  • @pranavhb1716
    @pranavhb1716 7 місяців тому

    Bmw : leaking oil cant be me

  • @shobhakruthan7039
    @shobhakruthan7039 6 місяців тому

    Welcome to your BMW driving experience 😂

  • @benjamin3483
    @benjamin3483 Рік тому +84

    Everyone here bitchin about BMW, maybe buy a decent maintained model and not a backyard tunercar

    • @JETZcorp
      @JETZcorp Рік тому

      I haven't seen a well-maintained E36 in like 15 years.

    • @benjamin3483
      @benjamin3483 Рік тому +1

      @@JETZcorp i see them regularely, or you can restore one

    • @mandoblack8654
      @mandoblack8654 Рік тому +2

      People that complain haven't owned one. Any high performance car is worth the headache if your a car person.

    • @benjamin3483
      @benjamin3483 Рік тому +1

      @@mandoblack8654 exactly

  • @danielaramburo7648
    @danielaramburo7648 Рік тому +67

    Mechanic: I’m finished. Bill comes to 50,000$.

  • @robdougherty152
    @robdougherty152 Місяць тому

    Aftermarket shifter 😂