It's Frightening For The Human Race (Artosis Clips)

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  • Опубліковано 11 лис 2024

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  • @pitmclord
    @pitmclord 2 роки тому +57

    7:20 I fear not the ape who has practiced 10,000 cheeses once, but I fear the ape who has practiced one cheese 10,000 times

  • @countw4506
    @countw4506 3 роки тому +69

    Oh hell yeah another Artosis raging clip. Keep uploading my man, we love your Artosis vids

  • @hypers829
    @hypers829 3 роки тому +70

    Kidtosis: "Hey dad, what are we gonna eat today?"
    Arty: "I fucking hate this, I HATE THIS"

    • @Lin3r
      @Lin3r 2 роки тому

      Kidtosis XD 😭😂😂

  • @JakeDaines
    @JakeDaines 3 роки тому +73

    Sorry to hear about your family starving bro. Unfortunately I cannot force myself to watch zentosis at this point in time. Good luck.

  • @MasterRoshi8974
    @MasterRoshi8974 3 роки тому +50

    Are you the Ultimate Guy In The Chat

  • @bebigorl
    @bebigorl 3 роки тому +14

    Artosis is my religion. Thank you for your existence.

  • @flofifechnas
    @flofifechnas 3 роки тому +8

    Best Directors Cut of Artosis' Streams! Love your Videos

  • @AtillaTheFun1337
    @AtillaTheFun1337 3 роки тому +13

    Artosis raging about fighting the same faction he plays

  • @majmunbezgaca5220
    @majmunbezgaca5220 3 роки тому +11

    artosis is my spirit animal

  • @86Corvus
    @86Corvus Рік тому +4

    I wanted to say that you have such strong Polish roots it really shows. I feel you. You are a typical Polish intelligent person dealing with the harsh reality that everyonne else is fucking dumb and they like it... Honestly, first of all you will never change the world. You can only have a small influence on a minor part of it and thats just part of being a human for the 99.9% of us. That realization should free you from expecting the players to care to actually play high skill macro games or anything else. They dont care. They literally have conditioned themselves to be obsessed with winning internet points and because they suck they had to stop caring about how... Once they achieve awareness that their life is short its literally too late to change anything. the person has been formed...
    You shouldnt make thesame mistake. Honestly i think apart from your starcraft games ( both failures and victories ) the best content you make is when you explore other games, even if its just a single player campaign for warcraft or any other interesting game. Perhaps adding a bit of variety would help with stess. You are cursed with intelligence, so figure out the world around you and make that work for you without unneeded stress or sadness. You achieved a lot more most people ever will. You need not prove anything. You are a veteran.

  • @eritulizx
    @eritulizx 4 місяці тому +1

    I just had to remove a tire, covers and bumper to change a fucking blinker light bulb. Watching and laughing at Artosis raging is like therapy.

  • @m0ssflower355
    @m0ssflower355 3 роки тому +6

    when I saw the flying scv glitch, my first thought was "hey that's pretty cool I wanna try". I think I might be a protoss main...

  • @Karalexia
    @Karalexia Рік тому +2

    He's like the DSP of Starcraft. XD

  • @ShowtimeShambles
    @ShowtimeShambles 3 роки тому +12

    This is my new guilty pleaser. Haha

  • @TrainingMacro
    @TrainingMacro 3 роки тому +4

    "How do you hold on if I was going any sort of speed vulture build?"
    "But I'm going speed vulture build..."

  • @fishball3079
    @fishball3079 3 роки тому +8

    IT DIDN'T MAKE!!

  • @dewwwd3431
    @dewwwd3431 2 роки тому +8

    I was a Protoss player back in the day and was “best player” in my clan this day I realized I was probably the worst player I just played Protoss the easiest win haha.

    • @FieldMarshallNey
      @FieldMarshallNey Рік тому +3

      I was equally good Terran/Protoss back in around 2006, I too was the top player in my clan, however the meta then kinda favored Terran in my opinion as mass expanding wasn't as common

  • @ericd545
    @ericd545 3 роки тому +7

    Artosis is the most honorable guy in the ladder.

  • @iamLI3
    @iamLI3 Рік тому +1

    literally because i watched some of these last night in my dream it made this crazy scenario that involved a lot of cossacks rts elements of buildings unit production and resource management , and i had to manage these things in competition with other players around me in this big open space to do enough things to score enough points to make it so i would not be in the cut off for the people who had to be cast into the literal pits of hell , where one point i was on some unstable high ground with holes opening in the ground around me i could see was where hell was , and i could see there were even more holes in there that went further down more levels of hellishness LOL

  • @Chertograad
    @Chertograad 3 роки тому +2

    You are doing god's work here

  • @Maelthorn1337
    @Maelthorn1337 3 роки тому +10

    12:05 I got legitimately sad here. :c
    He should just play customs with people he knows instead of ladder or something.

    • @chrisperry1869
      @chrisperry1869 2 роки тому +11

      He's making pretty good sums of money being an entertainer. He's successfully playing video games for money. He could choose to go be a wage-slave pretty much anywhere he wanted to if he thought it would be better for him.

    • @radscorpion8
      @radscorpion8 2 роки тому +3

      @@chrisperry1869 yeah compared to wage slavery...i would play sc lol

  • @tastethejace
    @tastethejace 2 роки тому +3

    4:45 that's the worst clapping I've ever seen

    • @chloesmith4065
      @chloesmith4065 7 місяців тому +1

      I think it's supposed to be lol

  • @JimmyRussels77
    @JimmyRussels77 3 роки тому +6

    Nice EBay 8:51

  • @NaturalTvventy
    @NaturalTvventy 3 роки тому +8

    Some brains just don't have that personal responsibility component.

  • @du_gall
    @du_gall 3 роки тому +1

    I remember when Flash lose his ZvT against tech Terran, and when he lost his tvz against one base zerg controlling all entire map.

  • @pnachtwey
    @pnachtwey 3 роки тому +1

    I love hearing Atry rant about bad players that cheese.

  • @dantdu
    @dantdu 3 роки тому +9

    Arty makes a decent point at 8:45 .

    • @Imboz
      @Imboz 2 роки тому +1

      Someone doesnt perfectly understand a video game that is long dead by now?

    • @VestinVestin
      @VestinVestin 2 місяці тому

      Only a decent point in terms of addressing the most broad interpretation of the claim.
      If people playing "risky" strategies have a high chance to win... then these are not "risky" strategies by definition.
      If other players win more often when dealing with the same sorts of problems, these players are "better" by definition.
      The MMR is a cruel and uncaring. If Artosis thinks he deserves more points than he's got, he can demonstrate that by beating people with higher MMR than his. Alas, he can't.

  • @gabrielcotebrockman3220
    @gabrielcotebrockman3220 3 роки тому +16

    I feel bad for this man, gaming is supposed to be a fun distraction. Once you become a content creator, the streams cross, and ghost busters ban you from life.
    You need to diversify your activities Daniel, playing fewer games might be the ticket for you my friend.

  • @OldSpaghettifactory89
    @OldSpaghettifactory89 2 роки тому +5

    "they're so bad" - guy who lost

  • @NexusCool1
    @NexusCool1 2 роки тому

    It's me Flash. Almost didn't see you there from behind my sunglasses. 🤣

  • @FieldMarshallNey
    @FieldMarshallNey Рік тому +1

    Artosis must have some sort of deal with Blizzard where he gets a bugged out version of SC that makes him miss things more than usual so he can rage and profit, or the guy is genuinely cursed

  • @DanielDem87
    @DanielDem87 3 роки тому +4

    what is arty's mmr with protoss? he was playing with mouse only, took the entire map and a-moved carriers and won.

  • @joaopadua7134
    @joaopadua7134 3 роки тому +7

    you clip channels talk to each other? And if yes do you know which one of you guys did that donno? 0:55

  • @Dan-uf2vh
    @Dan-uf2vh 3 роки тому +5

    A human being, male, 38 years old, plays SC1 in 2021: "This is so fukt up".
    What can I say.. "WELL SAID !!" ))

  • @legendarylips1
    @legendarylips1 3 роки тому

    Nice job

  • @davidkim7859
    @davidkim7859 3 роки тому +1

    ah yes, my daily dose of sodium :D

  • @mastakilla6246
    @mastakilla6246 3 роки тому +2

    ARTOSIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN YOU ASK BLIZZARD TO FIX THE NORTH AMERICAN SC2 RANKING SYSTEM?? I WAS 1v1 PLATINUM LAST SEASON, WON MY PLACEMENT MATCH AND IT SAYS IM TIER 1 BRONZE WITH ALMOST 2800 MMR WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!????? HELP!

    • @HrHaakon
      @HrHaakon 3 роки тому

      LOL, NA is so bad that Plat NA is Bronze NA /s

    • @ahuzel
      @ahuzel 3 роки тому

      @@HrHaakon wow u just won comedy, congrats.

    • @HrHaakon
      @HrHaakon 3 роки тому

      ​@@ahuzel
      Thank you.

    • @radscorpion8
      @radscorpion8 2 роки тому +1

      @@HrHaakon lol

  • @gochadc
    @gochadc 3 роки тому

    Since this comment section is probably full of "guys in the chat" I want to ask you all about the meaning of a few artosmemes:
    - UU? RR?
    - Artosis_
    - WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
    - Mario erotica

  • @FadedResolutions
    @FadedResolutions Рік тому +1

    STOP COMPARING poker to Starcraft Noobtosis they're not even close to the same game. ALSO, Guess what ??! IF YOU know your SCOUT timings.. when to scout .. how to pick up on information.. YOU WONT GET BLIND SIDED by lets say... a 4 gate all in... or a 2 base build. YOULL SEE IT COMING.

  • @k.w.a.s
    @k.w.a.s Рік тому

    naga

  • @Grabagool
    @Grabagool 3 роки тому +1

    why do people spam Naga in chat sometimes? like at around 11:25 11:30 ish

    • @lightfox11
      @lightfox11 3 роки тому

      it means get out and its also missing yo at the end which is more bn

  • @Borrelaas
    @Borrelaas Рік тому +2

    One thing i will never understand about Starcraft players, if one race is better then the other two, why dont you play that race?
    Seems like the obvious thing to do IMO

    • @TheInfectous
      @TheInfectous Рік тому

      cause they function differently and you might find it more fun to play with certain mechanics. the issue here is more that his entire life is built on playing this game so he has no choice or faces a gigantic risk to his livelihood to quit.
      for most people, you can either accept the situation of the race, or quit the game and just having the choice to play when you want makes it a lot more bearable.

    • @Borrelaas
      @Borrelaas Рік тому

      @@TheInfectous Sure, but artosis doesnt seem to be having fun. So instead of complaining that one race is so much better, just make the transition..
      I doubt his stream would crash and burn if he decided to not play terran

  • @monkeybunny89
    @monkeybunny89 3 роки тому

    play sc2

  • @SonicBoyster
    @SonicBoyster 3 роки тому +2

    Is this guy streaming for a living now? Is that why he feels like he's some kind of victim for playing a videogame all day?

  • @moistnugget4147
    @moistnugget4147 3 роки тому +1

    Pretty zen guy, right?

  • @AntiDoctor-cx2jd
    @AntiDoctor-cx2jd 9 місяців тому

    It seems like terrans are particularly weak against dark swarm, while protoss can still get through it.

  • @1982nauj
    @1982nauj 3 роки тому

    hahahahahahah

  • @1MpUrO
    @1MpUrO 3 роки тому

    What about not behaving like a 10 year old over a video game? manchildtosis

  • @m0ssflower355
    @m0ssflower355 3 роки тому

    i love the idiocy of "It worked so it can't be bad" like you think that a strat that only works in 1 of 10 scenarios against people who weren't prepared for it are good?

  • @malicharton4403
    @malicharton4403 3 роки тому +2

    why are you milking this so hard artosis?like its fake rage to make max views and max money,just stop it

    • @ArtosisClips
      @ArtosisClips  3 роки тому +24

      I'm not Artosis and it's definitely not fake, he just be very passionate about his game.

    • @malicharton4403
      @malicharton4403 3 роки тому

      @@ArtosisClips i just have a question for u

    • @malicharton4403
      @malicharton4403 3 роки тому

      @@ArtosisClips do you monetise this video?cant tell cuz adblock

    • @JimmyRussels77
      @JimmyRussels77 3 роки тому +14

      Found the B rank protoss

    • @malicharton4403
      @malicharton4403 3 роки тому

      @@JimmyRussels77 lol

  • @connorhennessy6117
    @connorhennessy6117 3 роки тому

    dude if you're genuinely not enjoying the game, stop fucking playing it, real simple

  • @jmoneyentertainment
    @jmoneyentertainment Рік тому +1

    This guy is hilarious