I learned about the scrublord's prayer today. Seems applicable: My controls weren't working And if they were, you were playing dishonorably And if you weren't, you are playing without skill And if you were, it's not fun to play that way And if it is, you only care about winning
i know absolutely nothing about starcraft and don't understand anything that's happening, but artosis still finds a way to entertain me despite my lack of understanding
i assumed he was gonna say some like racist shit or something really offensive cuz he was angry... all he says is hes upset that his #1 hobby for literally his entire life isnt making him happy and you somehow connect that to how he feels about his family? you guys are sad.
Dear Artosis clips: i was playing d2r and a phat loot dropped off baal throne minions and I teleported onto it and clicked it but my occulus proc'd and teleported me away, allowing the druid with an enigma to teleport in and gank it when it was clearly mine and I was on it and clicked it and it was literally in my hand and he swung in on a rope like Robin Hood and stole it out of my hand cartoon style I WAS SCREAMING NO F YOU ITS MINE STOP DONT as he swooped in to steal it from my clutches I raged hard and needed some artosis rage vids to calm me down. I laughed so hard my sides hurt at these, and I wouldn't have felt this immense joy if I had gotten said item. It worked out better in the end. Thank you for these, it was therapeutic If I had gotten the item, I wouldn't have come here and laughed til my body ached this is so good
I also feel the same way as arty when I play StarCraft 2. So I only play 10-15 games every half a year because everyone on the ladder pisses me off with their ape strategies and A move armies.
@@ExValeFor I think he may mean winning ASL, or even just being in it 😞 Simply ain't gonna happen especially when the majority of his practice is done while streaming with all the negativity that entails.
@@habsfan8768making a career of something is not necessary a dream, it’s often a painful trap Seriously bro, do you want to play computer games for living all your life? With no good alternatives to make money from? Sounds like some childish dream, it’s disgusting in real life +Don’t mention his neurotic disorder obviously
"can you guys imagine if there's one thing that you love more than anything in the world and you give your whole life to it [...] and then you have shitheads that come in and fucking try to ruin it" yeahhh, basically how I feel towards Games Workshop since 2008. my god, I... I'm sorry Artosis I'm so sorry, I didn't know you hated toss that much... I want to hug you.
I saw it live and i know when he says people are map hacking and view the replay you can tell when they are map hacking its obvious lol. But honestly that bucc guy there is no proof the stream snipes him. The gameplay doesn't look like stream snipers. He shows plenty of times when its obvious people are stream sniping. But that bucc guy it never actually looks like he is stream sniping artosis. Arty just can't admit that bucc guy is actually pretty good. Ive seen the same guy beat sharp multiple times and even sharp doesn't think the guy stream snipes. The guy makes countless mistakes. If he was stream sniping he wouldn't make alot of those mistakes. I think arty is just in major denial when it comes to that guy lol.
Terran burden is the worst though. SCV building is a mess, where as protoss just need to summon, SCV is exposed to attacks, buklsings need to be repaired aftrer taking damage. And when trying to add the addons if there is an scv swinging it will block 😂
Artosis talks himself into a frenzy it’s hilarious. It’s like a persons inner talk but just out loud. Arty you play and talk about your favorite game for a living, cheer up.
Artosis did not understand a thing, or pretend not to: Keeping that dark mood about always being nervous, everyone is bad because they don't follow the build of some pro GSL player, or don't do something they should at such a time is bad for the community. He keeps saying he has a skill of 2400 player, but when he faces players at this level he doesn't even come close to winning. I remember when he had an average of 1000 people watching and there was an interesting feedback from some people in the chat, now with this toxicity that he creates himself, everyone is there just to see it. He should try to encourage more people to play this game that is completely dead - proof of this is in the multiple accounts that the pros do to try to find matches - Instead... he only breed trolls with this gratuitous toxicity.
This is an interesting point. Is his demeanor conducive to bringing in players to the game? Nothing to make one want to try out a new game or come back to an old one like massive amounts of toxicity.
Dunning-Kruger effect, in psychology, a cognitive bias, whereby people with limited knowledge or competence in a given intellectual or social domain greatly overestimate their own knowledge or competence in that domain relative to objective criteria or to the performance of their peers or of people in general.
I’m imagining what would happen if he found out one of his kids plays protoss. It would probably be similar to a homophobic religious pastor finding out his child is gay
When he told a donator to fuck off after he asked for him to "have a little humility" is when I realized that he is most likely not faking it which is sad..
As a person of aspergers, I like knowing why people are the way that they are. I usually figure it out, but I can't figure out why anybody still plays brood war. I mean I absolutely love the game, maybe the best game ever made, but head to head looks like a prison sentence now that Sc2 is out. Maybe if there was an F2 key.
Honestly I wonder if he rages like this because he knows he'll get chat going and paid better....this is genius if he does... Although if I were stream sniped like him....I'd fucking rage too.
I don't want to agree with the chat but they're right in a way from some of the things they say. Then Artosis just bans them instead of listening. That's an abuse of power beyond anything I've ever seen before
Ya I can see that. I don't even play original starcraft much. And I sure as hell don't play it competitively. But holy hell if he just calmed down, and listened to some of the things people in the chat say. He'd be a lot better
LOL artosis's chat is actually unlike anything ive ever seen, I think most streamers would have a more active banhammer than him. Ive never seen a crazier chat with so many trolls and dick copy pastas and random noises in donations.
HIs kids must be so scared sometimes PepeHands , how can he not figure out how to mask his screen for when hes Qing to avoid snipers. I know its not perfect because of the small amount of good players at that time but he has to TRY. Hide your screen and randomly Q while you play tetris or something
Idk even know if some of those games are stream sniping lol. And like complaining about people trying to hide buildings from you? lol like like what are they supposed to do? Tell you what they are planning on exactly?
I realize he is super ignorant. Like any sport but I'll choose baseball. The pitcher doesn't just throw the ball straight every throw. He switches it up to catch the batter off guard and get a strike. Why should starcraft and any other game be different. He is complaining that the opponent doesn't play conventional but that is only because then he would be able to read what they are doing and then "throw them the appropriate screw ball" that wins him the game. He wants the matches handed to him on a silver plater but has yet to realize or acknowledge this. A mark of a great player I think is someone who can call himself/herself out for their own mistakes. Not once have I watched a video yet and Artosis gives the opponent a compliment. It may be happening but I don't get to witness. What I do witness is him being upset if he receives an early gg from the opponent but in other games, he trash talks them just before he hits the 'Quit' button. He is always in the right, even when he is wrong. It's either he is highly narcissistic or this is just an act/front/stream persona to garner views from entertainment (to see a rager get their arse kicked).
IDK as a player who also gets frustrated a lot, its pretty cathartic to know that even a guy who seems as chill as artosis rages even harder than i do :'D I def appreciate the guy more after watching him rage, its kinda weird
I also lose a lot of respect for him and his commentary after seeing the rage and the salt. I don't even find it funny, so I've no idea why I keep watching. It's so fucked upmI can't turn away I guess?
PvZ is literally considered the most broken and unbalanced match up in SC lol protoss has only beaten zerg ONCE in a starleague finals (which was bisu, and which he or anyone else could not replicate ever again)
bro if it weren't for artosis i doubt id watch brood war at all. He creates so much content, he has an entertaining stream, he casts matches like every day, he and tasteless brings us an english casted ASL even as AfreecaTV says english casts dont make enough money and ditches them. If this isn't good for the community then idk what is.
@@Atmapalazzo toxicity is fun and funny. fuck urself positive andy, you're the bane of every game! 'stay positive!' every game that lacks toxicity is a dead shithole.
Artosis has the best chat in the gaming world
It’s like Ice Poseidon’s old chat, but way more tame and mild. I dare say even more “sophisticated”. Lol
@@honestabe9233 ice who? never heard of her. gitc also come up with the best donos :>
If the spam didn't go on for minutes it would be more tolerable
It's a good thing he doesn't take this game too seriously
I learned about the scrublord's prayer today. Seems applicable:
My controls weren't working
And if they were, you were playing dishonorably
And if you weren't, you are playing without skill
And if you were, it's not fun to play that way
And if it is, you only care about winning
ah yes core-a gaming
Love these longer compilations :)
Glad you like them!
i know absolutely nothing about starcraft and don't understand anything that's happening, but artosis still finds a way to entertain me despite my lack of understanding
imagine if you could use anger as a fuel.... Artosis could power the entire world just by playing Starcraft.
His anger that stream was actually beyond what I could find fun.
Really? It was extra funny to me.
losing S rank is always a good time
@@buffgarfield5250 he doesn’t deserve S yet tbh
Yeah, it kind of becomes legit disturbing.
Karma for saying PvZ is easier than TvZ.
Can you imagine Artosis vs. Florencio? I bet Artosis would really love Flo's inefficient, unorthodox playstyle.
9:14 ....I hope his wife and kids didn't hear that?
He's given starcraft 20 years. He hasn't given his wife and kids that.
i assumed he was gonna say some like racist shit or something really offensive cuz he was angry... all he says is hes upset that his #1 hobby for literally his entire life isnt making him happy and you somehow connect that to how he feels about his family? you guys are sad.
Dear Artosis clips: i was playing d2r and a phat loot dropped off baal throne minions and I teleported onto it and clicked it but my occulus proc'd and teleported me away, allowing the druid with an enigma to teleport in and gank it when it was clearly mine and I was on it and clicked it and it was literally in my hand and he swung in on a rope like Robin Hood and stole it out of my hand cartoon style
I WAS SCREAMING NO F YOU ITS MINE STOP DONT as he swooped in to steal it from my clutches
I raged hard and needed some artosis rage vids to calm me down. I laughed so hard my sides hurt at these, and I wouldn't have felt this immense joy if I had gotten said item. It worked out better in the end.
Thank you for these, it was therapeutic
If I had gotten the item, I wouldn't have come here and laughed til my body ached
this is so good
I think I have never seen him mald this much
Probably just this time: ua-cam.com/video/InXKXc4nJQ8/v-deo.html
So many clips!!
It's always nice to see the context and build-up to why someone is so angry rather than just the anger itself :)
Artosis getting angry is like music to my ears.
@channel owner, I love your work. Artorage is art I can appreciate.
Love the Watchmen reference at the end
my man
Awesome Watchmen reference there at the end :D
he can talk without moving his lips... hes the true master!
Props to artosis, I felt the same way as him and I quit the game... He made a career out of it.. what a sadist.
I also feel the same way as arty when I play StarCraft 2. So I only play 10-15 games every half a year because everyone on the ladder pisses me off with their ape strategies and A move armies.
Masochism is the desire to inflict pain on yourself. You got the two confused
I try to live by the golden rule, but deep down I must be a sadist…. These clips have me howling 😂
Maybe Artosis should choose to win instead of learning at this point, maybe that way he could win a tournament for once
Not gonna happen because he's too honorable of a player: 10:51
Is he doing this for entertainment or is he falling deeper and deeper into denial about his Broodwar gameplay?
My God I laughed so much in this one xD amazing uploads
i like arty and his streams a whole lot
new clips LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I NEED THEM DUDE
"I thought there was supposed to be a hole down there." - Artosis
Good lord I love watching Artosis, but I never saw this stream. Dan has a serious case of entitlement if he thinks he should win because of 9:14
No he means cheating stream snipers not people that cheese him or beat him in general
You guys on a first name basis?
@@YouJustAmazeMe you're not?
Местный папич который винит стрим-снайперов.
You know when you think about it, this is actually sad. He's basically dedicating his time and energy to a dream that doesn't exist.
but he has enough money
What do you mean a dream that doesn't exist? He's made a career out of it....sounds like a dream to me.
@@habsfan8768 i think he meant attaining and holding S rank on BW ladder
@@ExValeFor I think he may mean winning ASL, or even just being in it 😞 Simply ain't gonna happen especially when the majority of his practice is done while streaming with all the negativity that entails.
@@habsfan8768making a career of something is not necessary a dream, it’s often a painful trap
Seriously bro, do you want to play computer games for living all your life? With no good alternatives to make money from? Sounds like some childish dream, it’s disgusting in real life
+Don’t mention his neurotic disorder obviously
5:05 so angry that he warps out of reality for a moment
"can you guys imagine if there's one thing that you love more than anything in the world and you give your whole life to it [...] and then you have shitheads that come in and fucking try to ruin it"
yeahhh, basically how I feel towards Games Workshop since 2008.
my god, I... I'm sorry Artosis
I'm so sorry, I didn't know you hated toss that much... I want to hug you.
He meant the cheating stream snipers most likely. Not protoss players or cheesers
Rip warhammer 40k
@@marcusmeins1839 Rip warhammer fanatsy
@@myriad9597 rip warhammer period
Ahh, this warms my heart.
Holy shit... Artosis might need to take some xanax or something he's so angry lol!
He's just passionate :)
@@ArtosisClipsso is struggle struggles based on optics. but tbf sc2 drove me to this level of despair, especially during HotS as a zerg main
"I have more honor than everybody"
Yeah, you don't smurf, that's already more than most pro players can say.
Wow this is beyond painful to watch
It's absolutely hilarious
The Pagliacci joke tts was brilliant
Artosis pointing at the screen: "I hate you, I *hate* you!"
Me: Love you too, mate.
I saw it live and i know when he says people are map hacking and view the replay you can tell when they are map hacking its obvious lol. But honestly that bucc guy there is no proof the stream snipes him. The gameplay doesn't look like stream snipers. He shows plenty of times when its obvious people are stream sniping. But that bucc guy it never actually looks like he is stream sniping artosis. Arty just can't admit that bucc guy is actually pretty good. Ive seen the same guy beat sharp multiple times and even sharp doesn't think the guy stream snipes. The guy makes countless mistakes. If he was stream sniping he wouldn't make alot of those mistakes. I think arty is just in major denial when it comes to that guy lol.
If artosis admit things this channel would not exist. Lol
@@nava284 ya i agree lol and i know arty is right alot when it comes cheaters, but that bucc guy arty def wrong on :D
I might frame some of his quotes. I'm not even kidding.
"I have more honor than everyone."
"I actually play with morals."
I was there when it happened and it was epic
Terran burden is the worst though. SCV building is a mess, where as protoss just need to summon, SCV is exposed to attacks, buklsings need to be repaired aftrer taking damage.
And when trying to add the addons if there is an scv swinging it will block 😂
Artosis talks himself into a frenzy it’s hilarious. It’s like a persons inner talk but just out loud.
Arty you play and talk about your favorite game for a living, cheer up.
People become acclimated to "bad" situations as much as they do "good" ones. There's plenty of miserable millionaires.
Artosis did not understand a thing, or pretend not to:
Keeping that dark mood about always being nervous, everyone is bad because they don't follow the build of some pro GSL player, or don't do something they should at such a time is bad for the community.
He keeps saying he has a skill of 2400 player, but when he faces players at this level he doesn't even come close to winning.
I remember when he had an average of 1000 people watching and there was an interesting feedback from some people in the chat, now with this toxicity that he creates himself, everyone is there just to see it. He should try to encourage more people to play this game that is completely dead - proof of this is in the multiple accounts that the pros do to try to find matches - Instead... he only breed trolls with this gratuitous toxicity.
This is an interesting point. Is his demeanor conducive to bringing in players to the game?
Nothing to make one want to try out a new game or come back to an old one like massive amounts of toxicity.
i love when we can see his little wristbands
He dislikes it when people turtle... when he himself turtles like 80% of his games.
50 POINTS!@!!!
He is so hilarious, i love it!
The JFK of brood war right here
Dunning-Kruger effect, in psychology, a cognitive bias, whereby people with limited knowledge or competence in a given intellectual or social domain greatly overestimate their own knowledge or competence in that domain relative to objective criteria or to the performance of their peers or of people in general.
So that describes all those "coaches in the chat" pretty well that tell Artosis what he should have done, but they are wrong 90% of the time
just remember that artosis is a father.
of 4..
I’m imagining what would happen if he found out one of his kids plays protoss. It would probably be similar to a homophobic religious pastor finding out his child is gay
Arty is so delusional.
6:33, 9:52 StarCraft!
Omg that intro rant about humanity should and sill go extinct is so fking hilarious.
But also i think Arty might actually be delusional irl...
12:12 Artosis spittin tho
now I’m kinda worried about him
"PvP is boring" nah man TvT blows to watch. Every TvT on his stream is so snooze. Also Artosis gets the saltiest when he loses S rank.
Every time he loses mmr, it's vietnam flashbacks of B protoss
I always thought it was ZvZ. Isn't it just a race to mutas?
Do you guys prefer co-op in starcraft 2?
At least all you do when pissed is yell. I avoid games that make me angry because I destroy inanimate objects just such my mouse and keyboard lol
In that first match, Artosis was building zealots as if they were marines. Then he got upset that the Zerg player built air units.
Mass zealots is very common in PvZ. You typically defend mutas with cannons and corsairs
When he told a donator to fuck off after he asked for him to "have a little humility" is when I realized that he is most likely not faking it which is sad..
10:25 Furious,but is he as fast ? monkaT
I bet his neighbors love him
This dude is the funniest lmao
artoAgony is strong in this one
Peak angry Artosis
my man needs a break
Sometimes I think he's acting
After seeing this, there's no way he's acting...
I love how we the chat, troll the fuck outta him
As a person of aspergers, I like knowing why people are the way that they are. I usually figure it out, but I can't figure out why anybody still plays brood war. I mean I absolutely love the game, maybe the best game ever made, but head to head looks like a prison sentence now that Sc2 is out. Maybe if there was an F2 key.
It seems like it's worth it if you can't take a 3rd, to build the CC anyway for the scans.
FIFTY POINTS!!!
Damn, I felt that intro. I mean, tf are you pointing at me for arty? 🥺
Dance all day
I feel like all of artosis' probmelms can be fixed if he scouted...
I wish I could find the video where he cries like a little girl. I thought I had it there, he was almost at the breaking point...
ua-cam.com/video/asn1hAmtqmk/v-deo.html
this one gets really close
this "fuck you!" here reminds me a bit of Face/Off.
He would definitely take his opponents faces ... off :D
Every fcking game XD
Too bad we have Zentosis now
Honestly I wonder if he rages like this because he knows he'll get chat going and paid better....this is genius if he does...
Although if I were stream sniped like him....I'd fucking rage too.
Why does he play terran if it makes him so fuckin mad
Cause it's the honorable way to play the game
I don't want to agree with the chat but they're right in a way from some of the things they say. Then Artosis just bans them instead of listening. That's an abuse of power beyond anything I've ever seen before
@@PajaKulebrc Chairman Artosis
Ya I can see that. I don't even play original starcraft much. And I sure as hell don't play it competitively. But holy hell if he just calmed down, and listened to some of the things people in the chat say. He'd be a lot better
LOL artosis's chat is actually unlike anything ive ever seen, I think most streamers would have a more active banhammer than him. Ive never seen a crazier chat with so many trolls and dick copy pastas and random noises in donations.
you are the best xD
Yaa well that guy is pretty darn right about Artosis being cocky lol
why does he play using a name people recognize
HIs kids must be so scared sometimes PepeHands , how can he not figure out how to mask his screen for when hes Qing to avoid snipers. I know its not perfect because of the small amount of good players at that time but he has to TRY. Hide your screen and randomly Q while you play tetris or something
Hype
Flash wouldnt rage to stream snipers since he has all the money thanks to his crypto empire
@Final Boss that was the joke
7:34 dat hair loss OMG poor Artosis :(
All of us Broodwar nerds getting old, it happens to the best of em
This guy should seek help or something
here's some insane thought
if you get sniped all the time, how about you don't stream when you want to play for real?
i know, sounds crazy
Artosis grabs his snozz everytime he loses.
Idk even know if some of those games are stream sniping lol. And like complaining about people trying to hide buildings from you? lol like like what are they supposed to do? Tell you what they are planning on exactly?
I realize he is super ignorant. Like any sport but I'll choose baseball. The pitcher doesn't just throw the ball straight every throw. He switches it up to catch the batter off guard and get a strike. Why should starcraft and any other game be different. He is complaining that the opponent doesn't play conventional but that is only because then he would be able to read what they are doing and then "throw them the appropriate screw ball" that wins him the game. He wants the matches handed to him on a silver plater but has yet to realize or acknowledge this. A mark of a great player I think is someone who can call himself/herself out for their own mistakes. Not once have I watched a video yet and Artosis gives the opponent a compliment. It may be happening but I don't get to witness. What I do witness is him being upset if he receives an early gg from the opponent but in other games, he trash talks them just before he hits the 'Quit' button. He is always in the right, even when he is wrong.
It's either he is highly narcissistic or this is just an act/front/stream persona to garner views from entertainment (to see a rager get their arse kicked).
When He says "Don't snipe me. Fuck you!" It would make me want to snipe him even more :)
is artosis kids at home when dad is yelling?
Doesnt matter. He is streaming from soundproof basement.
I think they are at school when he streams
They are home sometimes. And it's not a soundproof room, they are often heard in the background.
is it just me or the more i see Artosis rage, the more i keep losing respect for the man ?
don't get me wrong , its still hilarious lol
IDK as a player who also gets frustrated a lot, its pretty cathartic to know that even a guy who seems as chill as artosis rages even harder than i do :'D
I def appreciate the guy more after watching him rage, its kinda weird
I also lose a lot of respect for him and his commentary after seeing the rage and the salt. I don't even find it funny, so I've no idea why I keep watching. It's so fucked upmI can't turn away I guess?
trash artosis is always trash artosis
xahxhax
"Cant learn from someone that doesnt macro"
Hmm pot and kettle?
PvZ is literally considered the most broken and unbalanced match up in SC lol
protoss has only beaten zerg ONCE in a starleague finals (which was bisu, and which he or anyone else could not replicate ever again)
Skill- lacking
Hard work- too busy streaming
Honor- meaningless
Artosis- Bad for the community
bro if it weren't for artosis i doubt id watch brood war at all. He creates so much content, he has an entertaining stream, he casts matches like every day, he and tasteless brings us an english casted ASL even as AfreecaTV says english casts dont make enough money and ditches them. If this isn't good for the community then idk what is.
@@haodafan9433 sure if that wasn't a facade and he wasn't the most toxic bw player.
Artosis is the best bw content creator there is
@@joaopadua7134 and that just shows the sorry state of bw content imo.
@@Atmapalazzo toxicity is fun and funny. fuck urself positive andy, you're the bane of every game! 'stay positive!' every game that lacks toxicity is a dead shithole.
Maybe don't stream your ladder games and people won't snipe you. What a concept.
Just don't work your job 4head.