I grew up Cajun Catholic. My mom was terrfying in her physical discipline. There was no "wait till your dad gets home." So I love your jokes, I totally understood everything.
Cajun here. Well - Cajun mom. My mom was left handed so she would backhand me all the way home from school while she drove with the other hand. And she was a teacher - so not only was she mad over whatever awful thing I did, I got the backhanding she couldn’t give every other eighth grader she saw every day.
im Sicilian AND I RELATE SO MUCH TO THIS LMFAOOOOOOOOO it was one LOOK!!! one look or DONT MAKE ME TURN THIS FUCKING CAR AROUND. omgg this is hilarious my dad would wisper in my ear, my grandma would threaten me with a wooden spoon
Not true for me tho my Nona would in a joking way but no it didn’t get hit never it the reason cause my dad is italian my mum is Irish and my mum is the more scary and she doesn’t beat people
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Uhm no, it is for cooking. Italian parents are literally soft white parents !
He is not wrong however my family and I were not a traditional white family and we got the belt or wooden spoon. My older siblings got the worst of it and i learned real quick of what not to do to avoid the belt and wooden spoon. He is hilarious and I love it! Thanks for uploading.
This is too perfect. I'm very Italian American and my mom's from Staten Island. The stories she told me about how my grandmother beat her and her brothers is forever fucked up and hilarious.
My mother’s go-to threat was always “if you don’t knock it off I’m gonna hang you by your toenails.” My grandmother just had a fat diamond ring she’d slap your mouth with. But for the big man it was just “I’m gonna call your father” which was enough of a lightning rod to fix scoliosis.
I grew up in a Turkish family from the mediterranean sea area, but was born and raised in the Netherlands. I too found african american comedians the funniest.. Lawrence, Chappelle, Pryor, Bernie Mac, Chris Rock.. always laughed about the white people jokes, because american white people seemed to be similair to dutch white people. One time I was watching a bit of Murphy, or something else on a tv-show, I don't quite remember.. but the thing was that Italian-Americans were classified als white and that a black-american comedian or actor made fun of them the same way the comedians mentioned above did with actual white people. I never understood how Italian-Americans were generally seen as white people. As I said, I'm from a Turkish family and I learned about Italians through movies and series. Their physical appearances and mannerisms, family structure, etc. etc. always reminded me of my own culture. And I did find Italians, or specifically Sicilians, to look similair to Turks. In general Turks have black hair, brown eyes.. some are white-ish looking. Anyway, there's one time my mom and I were visiting family in Germany, so we were there to stay for at least a night. I misbehaved, but my mom couldn't do what she usually does, because we weren't going home soon. So she went to the bathroom, and told me to come with her. In the hallway she dragged me into a random bedroom, happend to be my cousin's, the pushed me on the bed, hold me down with one knee as she was searching for a sock to stuff in my mouth. After that she pinched en punched me for misbehaving. Told me to shut the fuck up and don't let anybody know what just happened.
My 100% Sicilian grandma beat my uncle with a thick wooden spoon so hard it broke. She never hit them with a spoon again, and then my mom was born, so that explains a lot.
In the past some parents used to be more hard. Nothing to do with being Italian. This guy family is just violent. I'm sorry about that but for sure that's not an Italian thing not funny.
Americans with distant Italian ancestors are not Italian themselves. Your culture is clearly foreign from us Italians and clearly American, down with obsession with racial classifications. Also I'm sorry if you grew up in a violent family but that doesn't mean an entire nationality of people (that said family has some far ancestors from) has to be brought to account.
@@jake-qn3tl A person is ethnically Italian if he is culturally Italian and if he can speak the language (this guy is neither of the two) genetics are just a small part of what constituites and ethnicity, despite the American obsession with that. Deal with it.
I grew up Cajun Catholic. My mom was terrfying in her physical discipline. There was no "wait till your dad gets home." So I love your jokes, I totally understood everything.
Cajun here. Well - Cajun mom. My mom was left handed so she would backhand me all the way home from school while she drove with the other hand.
And she was a teacher - so not only was she mad over whatever awful thing I did, I got the backhanding she couldn’t give every other eighth grader she saw every day.
Your mix of great material, reactions and physical comedy is on another level😆🙏
Wow thanks so much Greg!!
I came over from Mateo's channel. So glad he had you on.. You are hysterical! Great set! I am a fan
You new here - Go listen to “If Drake was Italian.”
im Sicilian AND I RELATE SO MUCH TO THIS LMFAOOOOOOOOO it was one LOOK!!! one look or DONT MAKE ME TURN THIS FUCKING CAR AROUND. omgg this is hilarious my dad would wisper in my ear, my grandma would threaten me with a wooden spoon
I've had the pullover beating...
I like this dude like a Italian love child of captain America and Wolverine
Every single kid of Italian ancestry, everywhere in the world, know large wooden cooking spoons primary use it NOT for cooking.
Yes 🙌 🥄
Not true for me tho my Nona would in a joking way but no it didn’t get hit never it the reason cause my dad is italian my mum is Irish and my mum is the more scary and she doesn’t beat people
Uhm no, it is for cooking. Italian parents are literally soft white parents !
This is spot on and totally sums up my family in a nutshell 😂 your jokes are awesome and I totally understood everything as well 😂
Been watching you for so long now hahaaaa i feel i can vouce for ya 😂 Great set! But seriously watching you develop over the years has been awesome
He is not wrong however my family and I were not a traditional white family and we got the belt or wooden spoon. My older siblings got the worst of it and i learned real quick of what not to do to avoid the belt and wooden spoon. He is hilarious and I love it! Thanks for uploading.
This is too perfect. I'm very Italian American and my mom's from Staten Island. The stories she told me about how my grandmother beat her and her brothers is forever fucked up and hilarious.
Italian moms have spoons...also my ma used to hand us a phone and go "you ready for CPS's number??" 🤭
6:34 this is so fkin true.
😂😂😂😂 Italy loves you Mr D'Alessandro😂😂, you killed me 😂😂😂. Huge respect from Italy
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My mother’s go-to threat was always “if you don’t knock it off I’m gonna hang you by your toenails.”
My grandmother just had a fat diamond ring she’d slap your mouth with.
But for the big man it was just “I’m gonna call your father” which was enough of a lightning rod to fix scoliosis.
Omg I just laughed so hard, I’ve heard the hand you by your toenails from my parents too, lmaooooo
And “I’m gunna call your father” omg
I grew up in a Turkish family from the mediterranean sea area, but was born and raised in the Netherlands.
I too found african american comedians the funniest.. Lawrence, Chappelle, Pryor, Bernie Mac, Chris Rock.. always laughed about the white people jokes, because american white people seemed to be similair to dutch white people.
One time I was watching a bit of Murphy, or something else on a tv-show, I don't quite remember.. but the thing was that Italian-Americans were classified als white and that a black-american comedian or actor made fun of them the same way the comedians mentioned above did with actual white people. I never understood how Italian-Americans were generally seen as white people.
As I said, I'm from a Turkish family and I learned about Italians through movies and series. Their physical appearances and mannerisms, family structure, etc. etc. always reminded me of my own culture. And I did find Italians, or specifically Sicilians, to look similair to Turks. In general Turks have black hair, brown eyes.. some are white-ish looking.
Anyway, there's one time my mom and I were visiting family in Germany, so we were there to stay for at least a night. I misbehaved, but my mom couldn't do what she usually does, because we weren't going home soon. So she went to the bathroom, and told me to come with her. In the hallway she dragged me into a random bedroom, happend to be my cousin's, the pushed me on the bed, hold me down with one knee as she was searching for a sock to stuff in my mouth. After that she pinched en punched me for misbehaving. Told me to shut the fuck up and don't let anybody know what just happened.
Does this dudes family own that cheesesteak spot in Philly with the same name as his last name?
luv him
My 100% Sicilian grandma beat my uncle with a thick wooden spoon so hard it broke. She never hit them with a spoon again, and then my mom was born, so that explains a lot.
Are you sure she wasn't 94% Sicilian?
In the past some parents used to be more hard. Nothing to do with being Italian. This guy family is just violent. I'm sorry about that but for sure that's not an Italian thing not funny.
My guy is wear bell-bottom pants lol
Hilarious
Dude looks like Ezio
I have a cousin named Ezio 😂
Americans with distant Italian ancestors are not Italian themselves. Your culture is clearly foreign from us Italians and clearly American, down with obsession with racial classifications.
Also I'm sorry if you grew up in a violent family but that doesn't mean an entire nationality of people (that said family has some far ancestors from) has to be brought to account.
Dude this comedian is obviously Italian. Just look at him. Stop being bitter.
@@jake-qn3tl Nah he is just an American with some Italian ancestors, who just try to perpetuate some old American stereotypes about southern Italians.
@@Cignallo1789 He's fully ethnically Italian. Deal with it.
@@jake-qn3tl A person is ethnically Italian if he is culturally Italian and if he can speak the language (this guy is neither of the two) genetics are just a small part of what constituites and ethnicity, despite the American obsession with that. Deal with it.
@@Cignallo1789 Nah, it's people whose ancestors lived in the Mediterranean for thousands of years. Deal with it.
YOU ARE NOT ITALIAN. YOU ARE AMERICAN. ITALIANS ARE THE ONES FROM ITALY
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What a dopey comment
The screen name explains it
Yes he’s Italian America, but we identify with our culture of origin
@@tomzadvydas1758 Their culture of origin is America
@@Queerz4Palesteinyou mad bro?
Was this supposed to be funny??? What were they laughing at??? And STOP with that "white??" BS
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😂 damn u are bitter
The wooden spoon...
You are not white. Most italians are tho