Reading Your Confessions (you are all so cooked)

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 412

  • @caelansmith
    @caelansmith 5 років тому +510

    Alabama: **Exists**
    Australia: "Hold my beer"

  • @rubywells4251
    @rubywells4251 5 років тому +231

    bri: that's not funny
    also bri: *laughing at said thing

  • @sienna.sandell
    @sienna.sandell 5 років тому +148

    her humour makes me laugh so much i think im getting abs

  • @claudiagage5004
    @claudiagage5004 5 років тому +302

    These dudes are more cooked than the patties from your trolly bbq

  • @crepypoets8103
    @crepypoets8103 5 років тому +211

    Murdered cat. Outstanding start! 😂 How much worse can this get??

    • @idklol9295
      @idklol9295 5 років тому +5

      Ellie C much , *much worse*

  • @heatherwatts5642
    @heatherwatts5642 5 років тому +137

    you know its gonna be a Brianne classic when she cuts off her sentence in the beginning

  • @heatherwatts5642
    @heatherwatts5642 5 років тому +187

    never clicked so fast on a video.
    My heart skipped a beat when i heard the first line of this vid!!

  • @racso5638
    @racso5638 5 років тому +405

    I think that you perfectly represent our Australian culture

  • @puppybooidk1832
    @puppybooidk1832 5 років тому +33

    "If you don't have a gay friend you ARE the gay friend"
    Thats gonna be in my head for a while

  • @hh41007
    @hh41007 5 років тому +76

    Wow I've never felt more Aussie in my life watching Brianne with home and away in the background

  • @scarlettlane6265
    @scarlettlane6265 5 років тому +95

    I've picked up one or two for a little snacky-snack
    - Brianne, 2019

  • @patrickv2064
    @patrickv2064 5 років тому +252

    Here’s my confession:
    I got banned from my school library for a term for putting all the bibles in the fiction section, it’s a Christian school.

  • @Ace-vn7ld
    @Ace-vn7ld 5 років тому +60

    ‘C’s get degrees’ is my favourite uni saying

  • @santiagokiwi3187
    @santiagokiwi3187 5 років тому +106

    "Me and my cousins..." must be from tassie

    • @emmawarriner4744
      @emmawarriner4744 5 років тому +4

      Regan Wagteveld net they had two heads

    • @emmawarriner4744
      @emmawarriner4744 5 років тому +1

      Bet*

    • @jemimac6054
      @jemimac6054 5 років тому +1

      Where does the two heads thing even come from? Never have found my scar from the amputation...

    • @jemimac6054
      @jemimac6054 5 років тому +1

      Regan Wagteveld doesn’t understand what? I don’t get that. Is it because it has a lower population? Or it’s isolated? Coz the people are extremely diverse, and other Australians keep buying up the houses, so isn’t that a good reflection? Or is because of ignorance - where a lot of people actually have no experience of Tasmanians but the assumption is fun to make?

    • @cheyanejohnson719
      @cheyanejohnson719 5 років тому +1

      Not true only the bogans did that ~I’m from Darwin but lives in tassie and I hate it

  • @haystacksvlogs
    @haystacksvlogs 5 років тому +48

    Once in year 8 I wrote the 4 main islands of japan on my hand for a test and I spelt them wrong and got the question wrong

  • @randomnetfiend
    @randomnetfiend 5 років тому +18

    *..."If you don't HAVE a gay friend, you ARE the gay friend....."*
    that's deep.

  • @carter250
    @carter250 5 років тому +28

    My battery theft made into the vid omg I’m fangirling so hard rn

    • @myataylor3946
      @myataylor3946 5 років тому +3

      Js-Blizzard ...mastermind...

    • @emmawarriner4744
      @emmawarriner4744 5 років тому +2

      Js-Blizzard but how many batteries were there

    • @jannypatterson1118
      @jannypatterson1118 5 років тому +2

      Yeah give more details

    • @carter250
      @carter250 5 років тому +5

      So there was about ten of us and at the Leichhardt coles there is a massive tech section for some reason with about 500 batteries all up and they didn’t have like any locks so we racked all of them and then each bought like a drink to not look suspicious. Now there are locks, they search bags and have staff patrolling the area, but we sold the all for around $300 so it was worth it.

    • @emmawarriner4744
      @emmawarriner4744 5 років тому +2

      Js-Blizzard a true king

  • @anikagotfredsen7214
    @anikagotfredsen7214 5 років тому +15

    brianne: we want some tea, sis
    me: WHAT THE FUCKSKDOWKSBAFISKDN THAT IS NOT BRIANNE

  • @klarixaun
    @klarixaun 5 років тому +8

    sees description box
    hears murdered cat confession
    sees 15 minutes to go
    me: o boy, strap yourselves in

  • @dalesmith4150
    @dalesmith4150 5 років тому +3

    Thanks for the shout out Brianne. Hopefully you're not mentally scarred from all the confessions. There are some seriously strange individuals out there. Have a great week 👍

  • @TheSleigherKing
    @TheSleigherKing 5 років тому +5

    Brianne: This isn't funny. Aw, no. That's not funny at all.
    Also Brianne: *laughs while saying that*

  • @pannekeboem
    @pannekeboem 5 років тому +6

    love it when Brianne calls me cooked

  • @aerialmay7990
    @aerialmay7990 4 роки тому +2

    I was at a concert of one of my favourite local bands. I met the guitarist and had a fangirl moment and spilt my drink all down his shirt. Funnily enough, it was one of your shirts.

  • @MsDickerz
    @MsDickerz 5 років тому +1

    Aww thanks for the mention you cutie! Sounds like your subscribers are just as savage as mine! 😂😂

    • @ruckuslike
      @ruckuslike  5 років тому

      ur second video was insane!! haha

  • @rext87able
    @rext87able 5 років тому +2

    i haven't laughed so hard during this year thank you Brianne, and is it weird that I want to watch more of these???

  • @ginnyweasley7324
    @ginnyweasley7324 5 років тому +8

    I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL SO FRICKING MUCH 😍

  • @steph5337
    @steph5337 5 років тому +10

    0:00. WTF!?!? FIRST SECOND IN AND IM DEAD ALREADY! HOW!?!
    Edit (my confession): i used to play with red back spiders (dead or alive) that i found in the garage like dolls and when i was bored with them i would pass them to my sister and eat them (i was 3 she was 5)

  • @josephnew8404
    @josephnew8404 5 років тому +10

    Speaking of torturing cats, didn't you tweet saying that *you just found out cats don't like being put in the freezer* (reacting to old high school tweets video)
    Love your videos Brianne!!

  • @melissa.traynor
    @melissa.traynor 5 років тому +2

    “I’ve never had a mc nugget” ... *silence*... “bullshit” your response was so pure 😂🙌🏼
    Haven’t seen these types of videos, I enjoyed this 😊

  • @bradenlockyer2166
    @bradenlockyer2166 5 років тому +3

    I was sitting in my lounge room with my family around me with my earphones in laughing my ass off. Love you videos

  • @scarletthanratty7779
    @scarletthanratty7779 5 років тому +17

    It’s like game of thrones but with cousins 😂How could so many people do that🤦‍♀️

  • @heatherwatts5642
    @heatherwatts5642 5 років тому +6

    Btw your intro is so cool, living for it

  • @jamisonduggan
    @jamisonduggan 5 років тому +2

    i got an ab workout from all the mini chuckles during this video lmao
    also post notifs are on :)

  • @coolcoconuts4453
    @coolcoconuts4453 5 років тому +7

    Still havent told my mum about passing out for 3 hours at the last party I went to, regaining consciousness to one of my mates and 2 strangers attempting to drag me out through the garage past some cops who had shown up for the 6th time that night whilst unknowingly having "Gas the Jews" scrawled across my forehead in bright green texta. That was an interesting one

  • @chelsLOSER
    @chelsLOSER 5 років тому +6

    Yassss the content we need

  • @gracemann7606
    @gracemann7606 5 років тому +7

    notification squad! love your vids so much and you always make me laugh. keep doing what you’re doing💘💘

  • @ljmastertroll
    @ljmastertroll 5 років тому +25

    Definitely going to Australia so I can meet everybody's cousin. 😉

  • @jaimebyrne1362
    @jaimebyrne1362 5 років тому +6

    Holy shit never clicked so fast! I love you Brianne❤️❤️❤️

  • @anastasiabell5461
    @anastasiabell5461 5 років тому +1

    Your opening thing gets me so hyped

  • @mossct5555
    @mossct5555 5 років тому +8

    "actually cooked" same

  • @milofinnliot1617
    @milofinnliot1617 3 роки тому +2

    One time I got black out drunk and woke up in the dorm room directly below my friends dorm room that I was supposed to be inside. Also one time I got the flu in high school and was in the library when I got the irresistable urge to throw up so I sprinted out to try to get to the bathroom in time and literally threw up for about 30 feet all over the hallway until the bathroom, I feel bad for the janitor.

  • @EternalInfernal012
    @EternalInfernal012 5 років тому +1

    Basically this is the 'I got drunk/high and then I.... (insert terrible idea here) ... clearly Australians bahahahahaha

  • @pineconesyeet3923
    @pineconesyeet3923 5 років тому +10

    Hell yeah!!
    But I think the real confession we need is;
    What does dog food taste like?

    • @puppybooidk1832
      @puppybooidk1832 5 років тому

      Well, I'll give you this; wet dog food taste better than dry dog food

  • @MixedUpJORDZ
    @MixedUpJORDZ 5 років тому

    Was watching Parks and Rec with my hubby whilst listening to this video. We stopped Parks and Rec, unplugged my headphones and listened to some of the cooked shit people get up to...Thanks Brianne for bringing this video into the world because it made our night :D

  • @lajie58
    @lajie58 5 років тому +1

    that first bit before the intro had me in tears

  • @just_yourtypical_aussie5396
    @just_yourtypical_aussie5396 5 років тому +1

    That start though, just clicked on the video so fun ideas. But obviously mint video, enjoy your night.

  • @bing_bong_boiii5446
    @bing_bong_boiii5446 5 років тому +10

    I don't even know if I should be happy that you read my confession.

    • @emmawarriner4744
      @emmawarriner4744 5 років тому +9

      Aaron Glanville I don’t know if I do or don’t want to hear which one it was

    • @moniquebloom1824
      @moniquebloom1824 5 років тому +2

      Honestly same tho

    • @storms1880
      @storms1880 5 років тому +2

      ... I want to know which one it was lmao

  • @TaziH3ro
    @TaziH3ro 5 років тому

    I honestly need more. But i also feel really bad for laughing. I just love how it goes from 'I was super innocent as a kid' to 'I was super not innocent as a kid'

  • @thedaltonchapz2647
    @thedaltonchapz2647 5 років тому +2

    I love you so much Brianne! I love your hustle! Keep up the amazing work! ❤️

  • @shayla3211
    @shayla3211 5 років тому +1

    Was binging Brianne and then she uploaded so happy!

  • @Gesiglouise
    @Gesiglouise 5 років тому +1

    I knew this was going to be a great video just by the first confession! Great job! haha

  • @leila2082
    @leila2082 5 років тому +10

    "I ate a biscuit and pulled out half my tooth"
    Well wtf did you do with the rest of it ?

    • @vanillaonmytongue2
      @vanillaonmytongue2 5 років тому

      Is your pp emily menges

    • @leila2082
      @leila2082 5 років тому

      @@vanillaonmytongue2 Hayley Raso

    • @nzguy161
      @nzguy161 3 роки тому

      I read your comment at the same time she said it😭

  • @drewevans3054
    @drewevans3054 5 років тому +1

    Well I'm scarred for life after this. Thanks Brianne

  • @musicmuffler8182
    @musicmuffler8182 4 роки тому +1

    13:49, a similar thing happened to me at year 6 camp. I lost my water bottle for about a day (in Australia so that was a crisis). But the day after, someone in my cabin “found” my water bottle. Long story short, it was curled up in my friends bedsheets and someone sat on his bed and my water bottle went up his butt.

  • @maxisboringrock1705
    @maxisboringrock1705 5 років тому +8

    Praying for all cats rn hope u survive whatever nasty 4 year old you live with x

  • @aaa-qh7wh
    @aaa-qh7wh 5 років тому +1

    Of course we are cooked , that’s why we watch you 😂
    Just kidding I love you

  • @ellencahill4612
    @ellencahill4612 5 років тому +1

    I have a friend who comes from Chile but moved to Australia 2 yrs ago. We went on a maths challenge competition in my town representing the school and after the competition, my teacher took us to Maccas and got us soft serves and I found out my friend had never gone inside a McDonald’s! Like seriously!? She also said that she never wants to go inside one!

  • @bvchjkgudfhudnisfhs
    @bvchjkgudfhudnisfhs 5 років тому

    Been a huge fan for ages but this is the best vid yet

  • @samc505-f4z
    @samc505-f4z 5 років тому

    Fu.ck me I non stop laughed throughout this whole vid. Please do another one. My fav vid in the past few weeks

  • @yeetalicious1428
    @yeetalicious1428 5 років тому +2

    This is some shit that I had no clue I needed till now lol
    Love ya 💕

  • @gl4m0r51
    @gl4m0r51 5 років тому

    what the hell were these? i was laughing so hard when you said some of em XD Love U Bri!

  • @drews.9795
    @drews.9795 5 років тому

    This video was definitely one that got me laughing so hard as well as cringed at some of those really twisted confessions...when is your next reading your confessions video????

  • @TheFNStickman
    @TheFNStickman 5 років тому +1

    Love the videos brianne! Didn't Know you had such a strong fan base in Alabama 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Rad1oRae
    @Rad1oRae 3 роки тому

    I have too many confessions but the best one is that when I was in 9th grade I was friends with mostly seniors that were all in my art class and they wanted me in of their senior prank so we all got really high and drew a massive mural in the bathroom, I mean it covered every centimeter of every wall with sharpies and spray paint. It’s still there today.

  • @figenplumsomething1723
    @figenplumsomething1723 5 років тому +3

    A little lapse in judgment 😂

  • @ellacoleman05
    @ellacoleman05 5 років тому

    I was watching one of your videos in class (because you know week 10 of Australian high school you do absolutely nothing) anyway so I was watching one of your videos and I was laughing in a silent classroom so much that I had to stop the video and take a nap

  • @bonnie6624
    @bonnie6624 5 років тому +1

    Love you Brianne

  • @gnarly1827
    @gnarly1827 5 років тому

    *sits down with hungry jacks, clicks on Brianne's video with excitement*
    5:17 is when i realised i fucked up

  • @heatherwatts5642
    @heatherwatts5642 5 років тому +2

    when the hands get going, you know she ain't fucking around

  • @codycreighton7402
    @codycreighton7402 5 років тому +1

    Omg yaaaaaay. I’ve been waiting for this

  • @z.a_7728
    @z.a_7728 5 років тому

    as soon as she mentioned the first confession, i hit the like button right away lol!!!

  • @ljawkward986
    @ljawkward986 5 років тому +1

    This was gold...not as gold as the fish that was eaten but pretty damn close

  • @htebthompson5130
    @htebthompson5130 5 років тому

    Honestly the best person I’ve ever seen in so many ways

  • @yourdadsbuttholehair1684
    @yourdadsbuttholehair1684 5 років тому +10

    You are the best I love you and your vids and your merch ❤️💖😍

  • @abbylizzy646
    @abbylizzy646 5 років тому +1

    Pleeeaaassseee do another one!!!

  • @samkemp3140
    @samkemp3140 5 років тому +5

    i was legit just thinking ' when is brianne gonna upload'

  • @ameliahinton3962
    @ameliahinton3962 5 років тому

    Lol when I see your videos pop up I’m sooooo exited I love them 💖💖💖this was.......funny😂to a point 😂

  • @ellierose5865
    @ellierose5865 5 років тому +2

    I love you so much!!! 💗

  • @danyc4ever
    @danyc4ever 5 років тому

    This is probably one of your best videos 😂

  • @eliseivanica
    @eliseivanica 5 років тому +3

    holy crap the one about the friend deleting the fan account hurt my heart... i own a fan account for the tv show supernatural with 5000 followers and if it got deleted i’d be devastated because i put so much time into it 😅
    i love how i comment about that one... probably bc it’s the only one i can relate to lmao

    • @nice5172
      @nice5172 4 роки тому

      Lol the fan account was my sisters and she didn’t even know how it got deleted, but then she saw the video and it nearly broke there friendship lmao.

  • @maddy_taylah8247
    @maddy_taylah8247 5 років тому

    I laughed so fucking hard at this 🤣🤣🤣

  • @strawbree1025
    @strawbree1025 5 років тому +3

    WHERE THE GIRL ACCIDENTLLY THREW HER TAMPON IN THE OTHER STALL SENT ME HAHAHAH

  • @telepist
    @telepist 21 день тому

    I love your t-shirt. Is that from your company? I'm fairly certain my daughter would be into it.

  • @emmapedley5196
    @emmapedley5196 5 років тому +3

    UNRELATED BUT STILL IMPORTANT QUESTION are you actually from cairns or are from further north in port Douglas or mossman (or further south in gordonvale)? I'm from mossman but currently living cairns love you and your content

    • @moniquebloom1824
      @moniquebloom1824 5 років тому

      Emma Pedley she’s from Brisbane xx

    • @emmapedley5196
      @emmapedley5196 5 років тому

      @@moniquebloom1824 oh no thats just where she lives now! Shes mentioned a few time that her hometown is "cairns" but anyone from cairns (like me) knows that outside of cairns no matter where youre actually from in the region you just say cairns Lol, thanks for trying to help tho xx

    • @e-rosex6640
      @e-rosex6640 3 роки тому

      @@emmapedley5196 yooo im from cairns too, i live in wonga beach atm, hey how old are u, u seem cool

  • @blizzard3332
    @blizzard3332 5 років тому +1

    That first one literally made me cough

  • @rezzob
    @rezzob 4 роки тому +1

    “What kind of person following me”

  • @NachoNachoAU
    @NachoNachoAU 5 років тому +1

    Such a giggle fest omg 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

  • @b-mvcdizzletrash444
    @b-mvcdizzletrash444 5 років тому +1

    ah my favourite priest brianne worth

  • @bonnie6624
    @bonnie6624 5 років тому

    Why is “shit in the shed” such a funny fucking sentence

  • @zaralingardpooley5499
    @zaralingardpooley5499 5 років тому

    NEVER, did think I think i'd here brianne say tea, sis

  • @madvoice
    @madvoice 5 років тому +1

    As a child (around 7yo) l witnessed my cousin stab three kittens to death and my uncle did nothing to stop him. As far as I'm concerned he's a ghost and no longer exists. I still get nightmares about it,

    • @e-rosex6640
      @e-rosex6640 3 роки тому

      HOLYMOTHERFUKINSHITGODDAMN

  • @waynechalkley6693
    @waynechalkley6693 5 років тому

    You ask for it and this is what you got 😂😂😂

  • @Sophie-st3yc
    @Sophie-st3yc 5 років тому

    The end broke me

  • @piperkildea7263
    @piperkildea7263 5 років тому +37

    hehe cooked more like burnt

    • @johnbartholomewiii3330
      @johnbartholomewiii3330 5 років тому +1

      TibblesTheSnake 11 Omg can we stop it with these comments. We get it already.

  • @jenndonald
    @jenndonald 5 років тому +1

    God the first second got me

  • @_mischief
    @_mischief 5 років тому

    Love you brianne, keep it up. From New Zealand

  • @ineedhlep4863
    @ineedhlep4863 5 років тому

    I will be forever scarred by this experience.

  • @marlimckenna9826
    @marlimckenna9826 5 років тому +1

    Yesssssss omg just what I neeeeeeeded xxx

  • @legopachycephalosaurus6825
    @legopachycephalosaurus6825 5 років тому

    Oh the journeys I have yet to go on which apparently every over 18 person goes on......
    Getting high and piss shit/vomiting at the same time.

  • @tangiers365
    @tangiers365 5 років тому

    come to Tasmania you'll love it darlin