So where does the chicken joke came from? Britain or the US? Don’t know why, but I’d guess the UK. When? It seems to have been putting down roots in the the 1840s and 1850s? Conundrums, like poetry, were incredibly popular in staid Victorian drawing rooms on either side of the Atlantic: they did not have UA-cam, they did not have Kindles… These witticisms were able to spread very quickly from mouth to mouth, with a speed that only internet memes manage today. The variant answers of the 1860s and 1870s show that the joke was well known by then, otherwise they would not have worked: they are fairly desperate anyway. Just possibly some of the variant questions show the same. Not sure. I really care about this one so I’m shelling out (get it?). A suitably good second hand book sent via Amazon to anyone who can drag the joke back beyond the Knickerbocker and 1849 [i.e. 1848 or earlier, it can be in English or a European language]. God help you. It won’t be easy. Again my sixth sense says that, if found, an earlier version will be found in the UK: drbeachcombing AT gmail DOT com Stephen D with a classic variant from the six counties, 5 Nov 2017: Question: Why did the chicken cross the road? SINN FEIN: That would be a matter for the chicken. Sinn Fein and the chicken are not part of the same organisation, although we share some ideals in common. If there are presently any chickens in Sinn Fein, we are not aware of it. ORANGE ORDER: The chicken is entitled to walk in a peaceful manner on the Queen’s Highway. It’s a traditional route. Anyone who tries to deny the chicken his rights to walk on the road will find the road blocked at both ends until the chicken is allowed to walk in a dignified and non-threatening manner, without accompanying bands if need be. DUP: We are implacably opposed to the chicken crossing the road until the chicken’s armaments have been removed and the chicken itself declares its diabolical intentions. IRA: On behalf of the people of Ireland, we reserve the right to defend the roads of the island against the chicken. For 800 years the Irish People have resisted the imposition of chickens by force of arms and shall continue to do so until the chicken is expelled from our land. Anyone collaborating with the chicken, or assisting or enabling the imposition of road crossing by chickens, will be deemed legitimate targets in our struggle against tyranny. UFF: We, the loyal defenders of Ulster roads, reserve our right to retaliate against any precipitory hostile actions by the chicken. We shall meet force with deadly force. (A £200 donation to the Loyalist Prisoners Association will ensure free passage of the chicken with respect to the road and the crossing thereof, till the same time next month anyhow. Do chickens have kneecaps?) UUP/SDLP Joint statement: We believe that only by working together in unison, and with the majority of the people of this island, the British and Irish governments and our friends overseas behind us, can we find the answer to this question. If we do not, or cannot, then our children will rightfully ask us the question, ‘So why did the chicken cross the road?’ THE HOME SECRETARY, UK GOV.: While not normally commenting on security matters, Her Majesty’s Government feels it is right and proper, in this instance, to make a statement on this affair. - Members of the Special Air Services involved in a covert anti-terrorist operation on the road at 8:42 this morning observed the chicken attempting to cross the road. As the chicken was approached by one of the soldiers involved, it was seen to make a threatening movement and action was taken to nullify that action. It has not been ascertained why the chicken was crossing the road, and it seems unlikely that we will now discover the motive.
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The shot at 0:00 is that a rmala
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banger response
How do u even time the tilted screen one
Brooklyn it was very annoying but after a couple tries I got adjusted to timing this shot
yo good shit homie, saw shawn watch it on stream & you got hella support(: & thanks for watching my response too, i appreciate it
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Obviously this was sick
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Thought i commented when this came out im sorry goat
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Yeah he’s joining for sure
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U will make it in pact
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Don’t know what’s going on but damn u make iw look hella nice
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Who’s there
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Edit: i put this to get pinned but it didn’t work
I wonder how homie reloads his gun with one hand
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So where does the chicken joke came from? Britain or the US? Don’t know why, but I’d guess the UK. When? It seems to have been putting down roots in the the 1840s and 1850s? Conundrums, like poetry, were incredibly popular in staid Victorian drawing rooms on either side of the Atlantic: they did not have UA-cam, they did not have Kindles… These witticisms were able to spread very quickly from mouth to mouth, with a speed that only internet memes manage today. The variant answers of the 1860s and 1870s show that the joke was well known by then, otherwise they would not have worked: they are fairly desperate anyway. Just possibly some of the variant questions show the same. Not sure. I really care about this one so I’m shelling out (get it?). A suitably good second hand book sent via Amazon to anyone who can drag the joke back beyond the Knickerbocker and 1849 [i.e. 1848 or earlier, it can be in English or a European language]. God help you. It won’t be easy. Again my sixth sense says that, if found, an earlier version will be found in the UK: drbeachcombing AT gmail DOT com
Stephen D with a classic variant from the six counties, 5 Nov 2017:
Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
SINN FEIN: That would be a matter for the chicken. Sinn Fein and the chicken are not part of the same organisation, although we share some ideals in common. If there are presently any chickens in Sinn Fein, we are not aware of it.
ORANGE ORDER: The chicken is entitled to walk in a peaceful manner on the Queen’s Highway. It’s a traditional route. Anyone who tries to deny the chicken his rights to walk on the road will find the road blocked at both ends until the chicken is allowed to walk in a dignified and non-threatening manner, without accompanying bands if need be.
DUP: We are implacably opposed to the chicken crossing the road until the chicken’s armaments have been removed and the chicken itself declares its diabolical intentions.
IRA: On behalf of the people of Ireland, we reserve the right to defend the roads of the island against the chicken. For 800 years the Irish People have resisted the imposition of chickens by force of arms and shall continue to do so until the chicken is expelled from our land. Anyone collaborating with the chicken, or assisting or enabling the imposition of road crossing by chickens, will be deemed legitimate targets in our struggle against tyranny.
UFF: We, the loyal defenders of Ulster roads, reserve our right to retaliate against any precipitory hostile actions by the chicken. We shall meet force with deadly force. (A £200 donation to the Loyalist Prisoners Association will ensure free passage of the chicken with respect to the road and the crossing thereof, till the same time next month anyhow. Do chickens have kneecaps?)
UUP/SDLP Joint statement: We believe that only by working together in unison, and with the majority of the people of this island, the British and Irish governments and our friends overseas behind us, can we find the answer to this question. If we do not, or cannot, then our children will rightfully ask us the question, ‘So why did the chicken cross the road?’
THE HOME SECRETARY, UK GOV.: While not normally commenting on security matters, Her Majesty’s Government feels it is right and proper, in this instance, to make a statement on this affair. - Members of the Special Air Services involved in a covert anti-terrorist operation on the road at 8:42 this morning observed the chicken attempting to cross the road. As the chicken was approached by one of the soldiers involved, it was seen to make a threatening movement and action was taken to nullify that action. It has not been ascertained why the chicken was crossing the road, and it seems unlikely that we will now discover the motive.
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o i know bout this one
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