And in the end he's like "you actually had an option to join me at the start and get the best ending in the game, doesn't this make me a complex and compelling character hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm??"
@@BlondieUA-cam and the "best ending" is just a 2 minute cutscene with no gameplay, and you unlock it by literally standing still for 15 minutes and not playing the game. Ubisoft basically saying the best possible outcome is not touching the game at all. Absolute cinema.
You know, I always wondered how Wallace Breen was seemingly the only person who could negotiate earth's surrender to the Combine .... this makes it entirely sensible now. The Combine immediately knew he was "him".
*sees the supercharged gravity gun* "ASK ME IF I CARE ABOUT THIS SHIT!" I don't think he's the human ambassador for the Combine, he's the actual overlord.
Ubisoft Villian Writing
💯😭🙏
And in the end he's like "you actually had an option to join me at the start and get the best ending in the game, doesn't this make me a complex and compelling character hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm??"
Ubisoft wishes their writing was this good
@@BlondieUA-cam and the "best ending" is just a 2 minute cutscene with no gameplay, and you unlock it by literally standing still for 15 minutes and not playing the game. Ubisoft basically saying the best possible outcome is not touching the game at all. Absolute cinema.
@@jimfortnite7810 🖐🏻👴🏻🤚🏻
"you haven't seen a bit of it yet" 💀
I started dying lmfao
LMFAOO
Fully modeled
@@HandhandmeNOOOO
@@Handhandme Goddd
"It isn't necessary!"
_"I'M SICK IN THE HEAD"_
bravo
imagine you’re gordon, you’ve fought all this way, and this is all breen says to you
I would be very confused, but still angry
Breen just standing there telling Gordon all the hard drugs he takes like its a flex
Hey roachdog jr
hello
brotha
You know, I always wondered how Wallace Breen was seemingly the only person who could negotiate earth's surrender to the Combine .... this makes it entirely sensible now. The Combine immediately knew he was "him".
Marc Laidlaw wishes he could write dialogue this good.
This would make Gabe Newell shed a proud tear. This was his original vision of Breen in the darker and more griddy beta.
Griddy...
Hit the griddy
>anime profile picture
>major grammatical error
>keyboard pfp
>doesn’t get the joke
This + Average Earth Surrender Supporter goes HARD.
"How dare you even mention her"" LMAO
Ain't no one disrespecting Mrs Pastrami Mud Flaps Vance
@@papayer You haven't seen a bit of it.
@@GastropodGaming2006
Yet.
The Combine accidentally transferred an advisor into Breen's body instead of the other way around and this is just their natural speech.
opps wanted some initiative. blew up their entire quadrant.
Average breens private reserve enjoyer
Sippin on Dr Breen House Red 😤
Should’ve been “THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST DRACULA” when he brings out Alyx
The 'this shit ain't nothing to me man' bit took me out at the knees
it just keeps going.
it's just beautiful.
This shit aint nothin to me man
The way he talks to Alyx! Lmao
The lipsyncing and character reactions actually killed me, this may very well be the best mod on the entire workshop.
Now we need a Randall Thymes mod for Eli
YES
Being the head researcher at Black Mesa East has its percs
*sees the supercharged gravity gun*
"ASK ME IF I CARE ABOUT THIS SHIT!" I don't think he's the human ambassador for the Combine, he's the actual overlord.
This is why modding exists
im on them city 17 tic-tacs
"Top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rythm."
Ask me if I care about this shit.
Uh do you ca--
I love half life 2 workshop support
There's a new addon that changes Breen's model into Dracula, for a complete experience
Oh shit, for real? I'm definitely gonna have to check that out
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, GORDON
slowly fading into darkness and I let the headcrabs take him
"Send us both through the portal"
"The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them"
Pastrami Mudflaps is Alyx's dead childhood dog's name. That's why she's so offended.
smoking antlion grub
I wonder if he talks like this to the advisors
Having never heard of the title, I expected it to be turned into the Castlevania Dracula fight but with Breen.
Gordon doesn't need to hear all of this, he's a highly trained professional
Slowly faded into darkness and i let the vortigaunts take em
Breen is a far better villian when he rambles and curses like a sailor
He needs aviators it just doesn't feel right without them
"Black Chyna" goes hard
They must have amnesia, they forgot that I'm him
This is like if half life was dark and griddy
The fact that this works so well is amazing
That actually seems more realistic way of speaking for someone like Breen.
DONT listen to him gordon
@0:23 when I hear someone call the *AIRBOAT* a mudskipper.
just like in the dark and griddy beta
Holy shit this is actually well made and synced
"I NEED TO KILL I NEED TO KILL"
Every year we're close to a potential Crack-Life 2
What the frick this is so good
God bless the workshop
"If i had a dollar for everytime they said i gave shit.... I'd be broke cuz i don't give a shit" 1:00
People can make Half Life 3 easier now.
Art
i can’t believe breen would say this. this is why i’m part of the rebellion
#Born #resist
Millenial writing
Swap G-man for Terry Davis and it would be perfect.
This video feels like its 25 minutes long
Lore of Dr.Breen Dracula Flow mod momentum 100
Cave johnson if he ran city 17
These Consul voicelines are crazy man. Where’d you find them in the beta files?
Nah once he gets to Alyx 💀💀💀
This is not a mod, they just got really unhinged patching the game for the anniversary.
They decided very late in development to change this scene.
🔥🔥🔥✍️
*HEH*
LMFAOOO
hahahah
Alucard Neerb
I don't get this
Like at all
Dracula flow?
“Black China”
Is that some kind of code word or is he just unwell?
Probably the ladder
unfunny
1:36 - 1:54 💀