that dude pulling down his pants before taking off his boots was irrationally infuriating but the way she played ‘I have kidney failure? but my brother’s overseas. I guess I’ll call an uber…’ so straight won me back
I love goose having paws on your face cause it's either A) You give her kisses and she's trying to stop you or B) She just really loves you and wants to touch you
They literally just did that with my aunt. Told her she’s in renal failure, sent her home and told her to get extra potassium. We’re still waiting for more results from other tests.
EMT here. There's nothing else they can do. Dialysis, Transplant, Remedies. Keep with the extra potassium, Dialysis plan is probably being written and transplant list comes next depending on how the Dialysis goes.
I always thought that being a felony was crazy, considering the kinds of physically harmful crimes that aren't held to the same legal standard, but at least catch the guys jfc
I think it’s because these are generally understood to be a skit/untrue. I’m pretty sure that the felony stolen valor is when someone attempts to use the uniform/rank/medals for personal benefit like discounts, etc. No one with half a brain watching these videos actually thinks this guy is in the army😭 Like look at that “plane” set and tell me someone thinks that’s actually a plane. None of it is real, so it’s not rlly stolen valor imo
16:17 not me clocking the "Anko" brand on that box (from Kmart/Australian brand, basically a cheap everything store) and becoming very embarrassed to know that these people are Australian. Thank god I don't work at Kmart anymore and I'm moving to America 💀
I'm SO ANNOYED by the neon green icing on what's supposed to be red velvet cake 😑 these are dharr mann level atrocious 🤦♀️ I died when he just dropped his pants with his boots on next to his sister 💀💀💀
I live in constant fear of my wishes being twisted as if a genie were granting them, like that episode with SpongeBob SquarePants with the falling ice cream truck
@7:56 "Your kidney's failing." "No I only have a brother and he's overseas, I don't know, I'll call an Uber I guess." The Oscar for Best Original Screenplay goes to . . .
Dude im sorry your content hasn't blown up like a bunch of liars and whatnot, but you are sooo funny and i also love your gf's content, like when she played video games...or yall did together...so cute. Anyway. Just wanted to say i love the content.
Wait so her kidneys are really supposed to be failing and that’s the time to do a surprise I’m home video?? Why are these videos so detached from reality, is someone from another galaxy or some form of crappy AI writing these, lol, and I won’t even go into the Uber part
Because his cat was sniffing around the large cardboard cutout of Shane Dawson that Jake has in his room. Cat and Shane right in his line of sight, is he not going to talk about it?
that dude pulling down his pants before taking off his boots was irrationally infuriating but the way she played ‘I have kidney failure? but my brother’s overseas. I guess I’ll call an uber…’ so straight won me back
I can't believe Jake didn't comment on that man's feet completely out in the open during the airplane proposal 😭
Or those short shorts he was wearing.
@@michaeldurham4812 Fr lol
15:50 i was gonna ask why she can't see him in her peripheral vision, but then i remembered he's in camo, so that checks out lmao
Ohh ofc. Camo
Lolll
ok goosey, get that fent babygirl 💅
I love goose having paws on your face cause it's either A) You give her kisses and she's trying to stop you or B) She just really loves you and wants to touch you
GOOSE PAWS ON YOUR FACE 😭😭
They literally just did that with my aunt. Told her she’s in renal failure, sent her home and told her to get extra potassium. We’re still waiting for more results from other tests.
the "I guess I'll call an uber" felt too real
EMT here. There's nothing else they can do. Dialysis, Transplant, Remedies. Keep with the extra potassium, Dialysis plan is probably being written and transplant list comes next depending on how the Dialysis goes.
"HELLO KING JAKE" WE ALL SAY IN UNISON
I was too distracted by Goose the whole time to watch the skits 😂🐱
I really don't get how this guy is able to get away with these videos. Stolen valor is a felony
I always thought that being a felony was crazy, considering the kinds of physically harmful crimes that aren't held to the same legal standard, but at least catch the guys jfc
I think it’s because these are generally understood to be a skit/untrue. I’m pretty sure that the felony stolen valor is when someone attempts to use the uniform/rank/medals for personal benefit like discounts, etc. No one with half a brain watching these videos actually thinks this guy is in the army😭 Like look at that “plane” set and tell me someone thinks that’s actually a plane. None of it is real, so it’s not rlly stolen valor imo
I wish that all my friends also loved Jake so I could rant about it to them 😭
16:17 not me clocking the "Anko" brand on that box (from Kmart/Australian brand, basically a cheap everything store) and becoming very embarrassed to know that these people are Australian. Thank god I don't work at Kmart anymore and I'm moving to America 💀
I'm SO ANNOYED by the neon green icing on what's supposed to be red velvet cake 😑 these are dharr mann level atrocious 🤦♀️ I died when he just dropped his pants with his boots on next to his sister 💀💀💀
Why are there so many bots😭
4:50 I CACKLED SO HARD AT THIS LITTLE BIT "i would not trust shane around you" LMAOOO
Not going to lie, seeing your cat made me genuinely happy ❤
You are correct on the way wishes work
Did anyone else notice the exact same present bags in both "soldiers home" videos😂
Its literally the same gift bags in the pregnant wife and the parents videos. You cant buy two other gift bags?
This here is some of the worst acting I have ever seen, except when Trump tries to smile.
Good grief.
Thank you, Jake.♥️✌️
jake… whatever you do… don’t turn around.
u look like goldie from animal crossing humanized. Thats all
oh my god more goose collabs please
4:58 petting ur face 😭
That has to be one of the set planes they use because I work on planes and it looks off
I love goosey she’s so cute
Jake, as someone who lives in Colorado, a constant fear of mine is to go into a Walmart and see Shane. Should I move?
Good morning jake thank u for always giving me something to watch while i eat, i havent missed a single upload in like a year
cat in video at 4:58
GOOSE IS SO CUTE
JAKES CAT IS SO CUTE
Cats pretty cute bruh
12:37 I can appreciate that they put the developing photo in the cake to just take it out a few minutes later
it looks like no one noticed at 1:10 jake spits on the mic
Help, I read the title as "fake guy becomes military man"
Every video uploaded is a gift. Thank you for sharing your knowledge.
AAAHHHHH YOUR CATS NAME IS GOOSE MY DOGS NAME IS GOOSE IM SO HAPPY
Dude. You don't have to be a U.S. citizen to serve in the U.S. military.
goose is so fricking cute!!!
The bots😭
THE CAT GOING OVER TO SHANE 😭
This is likely an agency that produces these videos. Not an actual person.
Yeah, for sure. I'm pretty sure they also do rage bait content, too. I've definitely seen that plane set used in "crazy Karen did THIS"-type videos.
STOLEN VALORRRRRR⁉️🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🥳👏👏🥳👏👏🎉🥳👏
this one actually made me laugh out loud
I live in constant fear of my wishes being twisted as if a genie were granting them, like that episode with SpongeBob SquarePants with the falling ice cream truck
more goosey content please
Been really enjoying ur shit.. Glad I found ya!
10:07 She is raw dogging the flight
Be funnier if at the turn around part if the soldier runs off leading the person to become confused.
@7:56
"Your kidney's failing."
"No I only have a brother and he's overseas, I don't know, I'll call an Uber I guess."
The Oscar for Best Original Screenplay goes to . . .
that's the very same gift bag, with the polaroid pictures in the cakes.. just how many times are they gonna re-gift that same bottle of wine??
YEAHH!!! MORE CONTENT TO CONSUME!!!
Putting the photos in the cake is so weird
Stop it I used to watch that pregnant women in the first clip and she wore like crazy fits and the guy is her husband
I'm so sorry Jake this is fet ish content, people edge to it, I'm so sorry 😭😭
Interesting way to confess that you do that to the video of the little girl's birthday, but ok...
What
if Curtis bleached is hair is wild 🤣
here for goose
Dude im sorry your content hasn't blown up like a bunch of liars and whatnot, but you are sooo funny and i also love your gf's content, like when she played video games...or yall did together...so cute. Anyway. Just wanted to say i love the content.
I love your channel, and your cat is so cute!! 🥹
420 likes god damn it, thanks jake lol, cheers!
I think your cat is trying to tell you your breath stinks...
Why is Goosey on the Fent
I live in fear every day that I'll run into Shane Dawson... I want to move 😭
JAKE
youre so cute and precious and funny :D
view to comment ratio is absurd 😭🙏
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Wait so her kidneys are really supposed to be failing and that’s the time to do a surprise I’m home video?? Why are these videos so detached from reality, is someone from another galaxy or some form of crappy AI writing these, lol, and I won’t even go into the Uber part
Kidnapping skit sucks bad but contained some good information at least. The rest of these skits just genuinely sucked with no value at all😭
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Jake what's your opinion on jimmy urine from mindless self indulgence ❤ (a fellow kid diddler)
dont bring msi into this
@@gummipawbz I had to ask 💀
Dear strangers, please pray for my health and well-being. Your positive energy means a lot to me.
❤️ will do. Best of luck
i hope you’re doing well ❤
Why does he mention Shane Dawson 5 times in every video? It's starting to give me weird obsession vibes.
Because his cat was sniffing around the large cardboard cutout of Shane Dawson that Jake has in his room. Cat and Shane right in his line of sight, is he not going to talk about it?
im early🎉🎉
4:28 FACTS
YOUR CAT REMINDS ME OF @LAYZE CAT
Goose!!!🥹🥹