Politician Actually Calls the Cops On Me!
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
- One of the funniest videos I've made cos this time I'm not the comedian...
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there should be a law AGAINST Open House Inspections #Freespeechcoulddestroydemocracy
How do these people get elected?
Should have top shelved every toilet @friendlyjordies
Why is there no link to the song?
@@bandmole haha good ol upper decker
Hey, what happened to the other vid? UA-cam says its private.
Craig Kelly's criticism is 0/10 didn't say unfriendly jordies
#ReleaseTheUnfriendlyCut
'mr not so friendly jordies'
You're actually getting The Australian to do their job AND promoting yourself via their print. Baus
Haha baus
That little zinger at the end was clever on his part ;)
And they didn't even spell his channel name right.
Mario level B A U S
The cop who got called by Kelly rolling his eyes.
“I’m not getting paid enough for this”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well now he's on thr crossbench he can't have scumo ring the NSHS police commissioner to "have it sorted".
Nah cops get paid far more than enough.
@@Gothstana Not for the amount of people who want someone arrested for nothing, or the amount of absolute scum they deal with.
@@Gothstana not enough to deal with a guy who wants someone arrested because he’s annoyed and no actual crimes have been committed.
“Didn’t he learn from John Barilaro” that implies that #CaliphateCraig is capable of learning.
Easy there...
@@wobblysauce yeah they might hurt themselves on that sick burn
Craig Kelly is disappointed he can't get someone arrest for doing something that's not illegal?
Wow
Because his feelings are hurt.
Sounds like a dictator to me.
Looks like he's been reading from the book of Dutton
@@mozkitolife5437 If Craig had his way he would execute people for trivial things like this lol.
Absolute snowflake vibes from #caliphatecraig
@@JMastura My thoughts exactly but didn't want to say it >.
If Kelly keeps calling cops unnecessarily will the cops charge him for wasting their time.
Absolutely, false reports and wasting police time is 100% illegal.
Wish they'd charge him for wasting everyone's time.
Nah, pretty sure any fines he would be issued were he a private citizen will be waived in the face the of furor that would raised should the freedom of police protection be leveraged with a fee towards our glorious overlards.
@@hellslittlematt1303 Lol, only for the 'wrong' people.
the cops when Kelly calls: ah s*** here we go again
You should put in a freedom of information request to get a copy of the police report. It would be hilarious reading 😂
Oh god, please this will be amazing
He should get the joe Hildebrand one too
Yes 🙌
I second that!
...for the record 😉👍
How dare the Australian leave out Christo's flex. That was the best part of the damn video
Jordan: *Exists*
Liberals: So anyway I started blasting.
Alternatively:
Liberals: *Exists*
Jordan: So anyway I started blasting
@@agodlessmonstrosity that works too.
Jordan: *Exists*
Liberals: So anyway I started bitching
Didn't have to blast but him but I did anyway
So I just killed a man!
“YOU INVITED ME IN”. Confirmed, @friendlyjordies is a vampire
Gatekeeper on the first frame of the video makes me smile
Same :)
Me to 😍
People were saying Christo? Who the fuck is that, that’s clearly the gatekeeper.
Some say the gatekeeper isn't real, others fear him.
"Blue tack fell out of my pants & I used to flag to break my fall" fkn brilliant!
The gta font for mission passed was *chefs kiss*
There’s a lot I love about this god tier trolling but an underrated component is the Spanian / hood logic references 😂👏🏽
"It appears to be open seasons on MPs.." - Clearly he hasn't heard about 'The Chasers' before?
You know your doing something right when the pollos call the cops on you.
*you're
@@looksirdroids9134 thanks!
This was art. I haven’t been this happy by one of your videos since you destroyed the nutty turd who tried to sue you
"I call them gas bucks."
Lost it.
This is the funniest video you've made hands down and they're all hilarious. How can he say these words and not expect to be horrendously mocked.
"I've become really acquainted with the NSW Police".
Fixated Persons Unit: *hello there*
You can always tell when Jordan is excited about something because his inner Yilmez comes out
6:57 "In my opinion" the saving grace of politicians everywhere you have moved to the dark side lol
Fifteen separate Sky News videos' titles: (along the lines of "Injustice evident as alleged comedian is not arrested for harassing beloved MP".)
I can't find anything on this on SkyNews. Do you think they're removing it all to stop its momentum?
GATEKEEPER! Good on ya brother!
Yeah the rat boy
@@shawnoladd Domine Christo :)
A gatekeeper in the political sense is someone who pretends to be for a cause but actually channels people into a dead end far away from the cause.
@@symbolsarenotreality4595 Good use of definition. In this case, the context is his callsign origin - check out the earlier videos where he torments journaliat detractors (also a form of gatekeeping of the infernal nature - he channeled them into dead silence).
*Jordies: 2. Kelly: Nill
It was the perfect crime and Jordan Shanks would have got away with it, too, if not for for that damn FriendlyJordies!
i think the funniest think is just how similar Kelly's voice is to Jordan's angry bogan voice
Maybe the best thing The Australian has written. Hahaha
8:08 killed me :D
iron, what are you doing here as well!? i swear we watch the same videos XD
How do you keep showing up?
Bruh why are you watching comedic Australian politics videos
Did Jordan just meme Craig Kelly into a Simpsons skit? HIS LIFE DREAM REALIZED!
How can you say the lamestream media are useless? That gave us a laugh better than most modern satire. Is there a word for something becoming a parody of itself?
"obliviously unaware of themselves" is a good one. However in popular language it would be "up their own arses for so long, the flashlight died".
@@justinwiggins1856 Comments like that make me wish there were laugh reacts on this platform. That was gold!
i hate the fact that kelly lived 5 mins away from me and i didnt even know, that wouldve been valuable information back in the school days hahaha
It's officially a win for Friendly Jordies and for the Azerbaijan electoral process. Both are free and fair.
this had me it tears of laughter, seriously this passes the 'dumbest' pub test, it's no wonder he went independent, probably was about to be kicked from the party.
#caliphatecraig for the algorithm
Glad to see "the gatekeeper" is doing well.
Lol. Last time I was this early was when I still watched Murdoch's propaganda outlets.
Quality slowburn meme
Just noticed the Rode microphone. Good job supporting Australian manufacturing!
Upset Pollies ✅
I can see why he's so upset. It must have taken several seconds to take that flag down!
The Chaser's spirit lives on! Viva la Jordie!
I'm walking through the streets of Hong Kong literally weeping with laughter. People are looking oddly at me
Again, politicians need to know THEIR PLACE
Bruz, then CK.
All you need to do now is nail Barnaby and McCormack and you’ll have the conservative quadrella of buffoons, IMHO. There’s obviously others you could try to leg rope. Angus Taylor, ScoMo, Elliott etc but I think they’re too slippery .
Dutton needs a visit from ol Jords
Craig has diminished the democratic system in this country just by being elected to it bruz. A greenpeace flag would have been good too.
The man in the window.
Jordies: "You may have missed..."
Me: The highlight of the video.
This was your funniest in a while. Actually made me cry lol
That like to dislike ratio gets me every time
'Politician calls the cops on me' and then having Kristo in the opening frame is some next-level foreshadowing
Look at you, creating political days of our lives. Next you should send Daz a love letter from Koalakiller..via the telegraph. Who needs home and away?
Days of our Steelers...almost. LOL XD
Didn't Jordies kinda praise Craig Kelly in that video?
6:40 wtf 😳 as an Azerbaijani, Azerbaijan is so democratic that the parliament is the president family itself 😂😂
I thought the flag added a nice splash of colour to an otherwise drab decor
Friendly Jordies on the frontline stickin it
Can you just imagine that phone call? 000 operator: "Emerency, what's your issue?" Kelly: "Some bloke came into my house during a open house inspection and left a flag in the master bedroom!" 000 operator: "..."
I'm laughing as hard as Jordan while watching this. Seven minutes in and my eyes are on fire because of the tears caused by how hilarious this is. 🤣
Who would call the cops- Oh, it’s Craig Kelly.
He's right Jordan and this isn't a laughing matter. I always wanted to be a MP until I realised that it comes with the risk that Christo will sneak a flag into my master bedroom
It's only coherent to him because he had the answers first.
"Diminishes our Democracy"
Did he mean "Diminishes our ability to fleece the population of their earnings"?
My absolute favourite video how many people could get away with this and your victorious win was epic
Wanna know what's hilarious, those exact camouflage pattern uniforms the 'band' was wearing are sold for a pittance on AliExpress (about $50 for a jacket and pants combo). So in other words, even though it was an official propaganda video, their actual army didn't lend them a single uniform to wear on the day of the video shoot...lol
But it was made in partnership with the government as a propaganda piece. They have friggin TANKS in the video...
For the cost of a foreign flag being hung in a window. The price is worth it for footage of Jordan almost die from laughing.
The Australian calling you Friendly Jordies.. I'm shocked just shocked I tells ya!
"In the future who would want to be an MP?"
Someone who thinks they could do the job while a) being able to handle the attacks or b) doesn't act in a way to invoke attacks on their character.
That guy in the window was a time traveller from the seventies. Maybe that’s where Craig’s policies came from too.
Starting to think this friendlyjordies guy isn't so friendly
44 seconds deep, already a 10 /10 vid.
This is 12 minutes of you justifiably taking apart this politician.
Craig Kelly’s reaction says it all. Got him haha
Jord still got the best cough laughs in town... I counted 7 cough laughs in this video, or maybe as the last 2 were border line half cough laughs which would add up to 1.
This is actually the most delicious piece of justice I've seen done in my lifetime, absolute gold star mate.
I would give my internal organs to see this happen justly to one of our UK MP's who are RIPE for the plucking.
Fuck I'm glad you didn't end this video with Artes like last time. I only just got it out of my head
This is easily the best fj vid ever made.
Craig Kelly voice impression hilariously on-point
Stand back! I've got an anime wall scroll and I'm not afraid to use it!
6 months later and he really did have the cops called on him by a politician. Well, his producer, but it still counts.
So enjoyable to laugh along with you. Great work
You’re having too much fun Jordan! 😂
Craig Kelly as Attorney General-surely he couldn’t do any worse than Michaela Cash?
I've never seen him laugh so much haha
PARAGOOMBA
At this rate we'll have the entire Mario Bros. cast running the country.
Congratulations on another brilliant episode. Any chance of a look into the past of Mr Porter? Possibly his first few years in Canberra and the allegations of the press capturing him committing adultery.
I’d like to thank the United Australia Party for their ironic ad placement
So funny with close captions on asabijan came out as" has a Virginia" and "pyjamas".
I was watching this on the train and, I shut you not, an ad for the one nation party presented by the burger patty himself kicked on at 6:41 on this video. Comedy gold.
I meant to say shit you not. It’s 7 in the morning, give me a break.
Should have left a DVD of MAFS highlights in his DVD player.
Now they are calling the cops on your employees
Jordan mate. Please get yourself voted into Parliament because you would have a ball in question time. It might even be worth watching. :) I reckon we'd even get some great scomo impressions saying, "Mr speaker" a lot.
3:47 little did he know he would become a lot more familiar with the NSW Police
HAHA! "There's less Burkas here than there is in Bankstown"
Bro he wrote "sneaked" instead of snuck.
This is like going someone's house for a party, taking a big fat shit in their toilet and leaving it without flushing
This is legit hilarious.
Nice one!
Jordies is basically a vampire he had to be invited In
i have to be honest, the yelling is really reminding me of Alex Jones... esp the strained yelling
The neck veins are getting prominent
Fr they’re both hilarious
"Cops are tops, PLEASE DON"T ARREST ME!"
I survived, Jordan.
I got a 9 news ad on your channel , you've officially made it made it
The Gatekeeper makes a return