"O Dear Jotaro" A JoJo Song Parody by: Riverdude

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  • @garfield7951
    @garfield7951 5 років тому +2632

    KAKYOIN'S VOICE CRACK WHEN JOSEPH ENTERS THE ROOM HAD ME DEAD

  • @2picklesanddishsoap547
    @2picklesanddishsoap547 5 років тому +3483

    The 5 minutes Joseph spends in heaven and this is what he walks in on...

  • @DariusGOLaru
    @DariusGOLaru 4 роки тому +2564

    Hierophant Green when he finally gets the Jotaro plush: *happy e m e r a l d*

    • @obuIisk
      @obuIisk 4 роки тому +51

      No one can just deflect the emerald splash

    • @gamingwaht
      @gamingwaht 4 роки тому +5

      :/

    • @sapateirovalentin348
      @sapateirovalentin348 4 роки тому +25

      Putting the *splash* in emerald splash
      And this one will end straight in jotaro mom's donut

    • @ferreiro79
      @ferreiro79 4 роки тому +4

      EMERALD S PLUSH

    • @Iamsalt-hu1ed
      @Iamsalt-hu1ed 4 роки тому +4

      No one can deflect the Emerald ass

  • @arachnidsCalibrator
    @arachnidsCalibrator 4 роки тому +709

    Kakyoin: **fangirling and “just watching TV**
    Hierophant Green: **Just trying to enjoy his life and take the Jotoro plush**
    Polnereff: **looking hot asf in a dress**
    Jotoro: **Being the main person who doesn’t really give a shit**
    Joseph: **Worried x100**

    • @Go_and_Joe
      @Go_and_Joe 3 роки тому +18

      XD,I love how his voice when he just stop singing after Joseph open the door

    • @lmao1660
      @lmao1660 3 роки тому +18

      I'm not gay,but Polnareff in a dress is a Polnareff in a dress.

    • @ridawassan2102
      @ridawassan2102 2 роки тому +5

      Joseph: *visible concern*

    • @reeanney
      @reeanney Рік тому +1

      And Avdol: not being around.exe

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 5 років тому +1538

    Polnareff: I hate fish
    Jotaro: I hate baguettes
    Also Jotaro: I shouldn't have learnt French

  • @momo55o71
    @momo55o71 5 років тому +784

    I imagine this is what Kakyoin is doing in the afterlife watching Jotaro

    • @Kal0nji
      @Kal0nji 4 роки тому +12

      jac v I mean Joseph was dead for like four minutes so this is totally possible

  • @xpreflix3293
    @xpreflix3293 5 років тому +1510

    Joseph: Maybey you should read a book
    Kakyoin: *violently looks for manga*

    • @tornadodestroyer1152
      @tornadodestroyer1152 4 роки тому +63

      Kakyoin: finds manga
      Reads it
      Next thing he knows it's about joseph and jotaro and it 282 pages long
      Me: voilently starts reading the shit out of it. Then realizes some chapter are r18 for reasons
      Kakyoin: ...

    • @iamthatpenguin595
      @iamthatpenguin595 4 роки тому +55

      Kakyoin is looking for jojo clamp

    • @andrewvarney5687
      @andrewvarney5687 4 роки тому +39

      Something tells me that Kakyoin will find that one manga where he lays an egg.

    • @alexghost3416
      @alexghost3416 4 роки тому +12

      @@andrewvarney5687 but in that comic they are husbands and they have "privileges" soo... How's the reaction of kakyoin
      (I am spanish)

    • @Twilight-Sparkle550
      @Twilight-Sparkle550 4 роки тому +12

      *Kakyoin find a Dj where's Jotaro is a dophin*
      -Oh damn there's one with a horse too,
      Even snail ! whaaa-

  • @jakkalope2874
    @jakkalope2874 4 роки тому +2713

    Alternate title: LEAKED FOOTAGE OF KAKYOIN SIMPING

    • @lisandramariaurbano8413
      @lisandramariaurbano8413 4 роки тому +105

      ... In heaven probably annoying the shit out of the rest of the dead Jobros

    • @sweethysteria8737
      @sweethysteria8737 4 роки тому +76

      Lisandra María Urbano bold of you to assume they ain’t doing the same for their jobro

    • @lisandramariaurbano8413
      @lisandramariaurbano8413 4 роки тому +62

      @@sweethysteria8737 LMAO Ceasar is too much of a tsundere to do something like this tho. Even if he's dead :')

    • @noriakikakyoin7961
      @noriakikakyoin7961 4 роки тому +31

      I only simp for holy

    • @lisandramariaurbano8413
      @lisandramariaurbano8413 4 роки тому +44

      @@noriakikakyoin7961 yeah, not if that Jotaro Plushy has anything to say about it-

  • @lmahu6627
    @lmahu6627 5 років тому +5623

    This is basically Kakyoin looking over Jotaro and Polnareff from the afterlife.

    • @Octopig44
      @Octopig44 5 років тому +140

      @@wetdog4405 maybe he had a near death experience since he is so old?

    • @melonpope666
      @melonpope666 5 років тому +124

      @Maiko Meraz What about when he died and then was brought back to life at the end of part three?

    • @reintempest2552
      @reintempest2552 5 років тому +129

      Joseph almost died and was brief in heaven so he accidentally ran into kakyoin special room

    • @lmahu6627
      @lmahu6627 5 років тому +54

      @@reintempest2552 But he did die. Then Star Platinum added some beats to his heart.

    • @nerouo
      @nerouo 5 років тому +18

      Kakyoin can see the future lol

  • @stevepensando2593
    @stevepensando2593 5 років тому +3080

    Kakyoin: I'll take you to Morioh, Jotaro!
    DIO: How about no

    • @seauqis
      @seauqis 4 роки тому +119

      DIO:Im not into milfs so you're presence is irritating

    • @georgeruiz9211
      @georgeruiz9211 4 роки тому +32

      🍩

    • @Rinne_Z_rank
      @Rinne_Z_rank 4 роки тому +28

      Dio: And cause i have s feeling you will lay an egg, so i have to put you down!

    • @bigboi5284
      @bigboi5284 4 роки тому +5

      Lol

    • @theworld4980
      @theworld4980 4 роки тому +25

      Dio puts the O in Kakyoin

  • @Niiue
    @Niiue 5 років тому +2125

    I hate fish
    You do?
    O U I

  • @gondaro254
    @gondaro254 4 роки тому +1961

    Kakyoin: (singing about how he loves Jotaro)
    Joseph: Are ya winnin', son?

  • @spacetrainbaby3737
    @spacetrainbaby3737 5 років тому +5124

    you know the jojo fanbase is wild when someone makes a jojo themed veggietales song cover

  • @zaatarjimmy2760
    @zaatarjimmy2760 4 роки тому +696

    Joseph: you should read a book
    Kakyoin: yeah
    Kakyoin: proceeds reading jotaro doujunshis

  • @moonlitmystery2684
    @moonlitmystery2684 5 років тому +525

    I hate that it is actually good.

  • @yandereweeb7695
    @yandereweeb7695 4 роки тому +156

    "No Kakyoin, don't turn me into marketable plushie
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

  • @jen1447
    @jen1447 5 років тому +5032

    No Kakyoin, you must not lay that egg

    • @Mgdoeyt
      @Mgdoeyt 5 років тому +210

      No we need part 6

    • @ihaveaproblem4270
      @ihaveaproblem4270 5 років тому +172

      @@Mgdoeyt Part 6 is gonna be Joutas part now

    • @Mgdoeyt
      @Mgdoeyt 5 років тому +255

      This video is cannon (to me) let me explain: this is just what it looks like in heaven, avdol is probably somewhere meditating Iggy is somewhere roaming while kakyoin is being a shut in again catching up with jotaro and polnareff, when Joseph enters that's just the time when he just dies

    • @patcio5023
      @patcio5023 5 років тому +59

      @@Mgdoeyt you fucking genius

    • @thedolphinqueen9921
      @thedolphinqueen9921 5 років тому +52

      @@Mgdoeyt destroy Araki and take over the plot

  • @jo-joseph1196
    @jo-joseph1196 5 років тому +3168

    I'm guessing Polnareff got that dress from Joseph, from his Wilder Days

    • @luciussteinberg6809
      @luciussteinberg6809 5 років тому +48

      That makes sense

    • @SairinEarthsea
      @SairinEarthsea 5 років тому +166

      Do you think he ever told Holly about the time he dressed as a woman to sneak into a Nazi compound where he ended up inside a rock hard man?

    • @jo-joseph1196
      @jo-joseph1196 5 років тому +88

      @@SairinEarthsea or when he and his best friend had to fill her mom who was possessed with a nervous system of an Aztec god with magic sunlight powers

    • @umcaraqualquer3640
      @umcaraqualquer3640 5 років тому +48

      @H M Or how he was saved by a cyborg Nazi when fighting his mortal enemy: The Ultimate Lifeform

    • @jo-joseph1196
      @jo-joseph1196 5 років тому +30

      @@umcaraqualquer3640 also when that same Ultimate lifeform turned his hand into a devil squirrel then into a flower then a butterfly

  • @dicks.and.clicks.6509
    @dicks.and.clicks.6509 5 років тому +860

    Me: “Mom can we have Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure
    Mom: “we have Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure at home
    **Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure at home**

    • @froggylord655
      @froggylord655 5 років тому +46

      And it's better than eat you could get

    • @DariusGOLaru
      @DariusGOLaru 5 років тому +2

      @@froggylord655 i agree

    • @keniarivera7022
      @keniarivera7022 4 роки тому +8

      I don't see anything wrong with it. You have the real one, don't you?

    • @ashtonbyrd3686
      @ashtonbyrd3686 4 роки тому +4

      After watching this video I have little to no words to say....

    • @spaghetti2316
      @spaghetti2316 4 роки тому +2

      *8 Star meal*

  • @guglielmofiorito4191
    @guglielmofiorito4191 4 роки тому +173

    It's nice to see how fanon Kakyoin is gay and loves jotaro, while canon kakyoin broke Polnareff's entire mouth

    • @kososka
      @kososka 3 роки тому +55

      I see your point but why not both?

    • @lmao1660
      @lmao1660 3 роки тому +3

      @@kososka hmm....

    • @rosymusic7
      @rosymusic7 3 роки тому +4

      @@kososka ¿porque no los dos?

    • @snailofkale
      @snailofkale 3 роки тому +4

      @@rosymusic7 *cheering*

    • @suravinayan2753
      @suravinayan2753 3 роки тому +5

      @@kososka Both. Both is Good.

  • @nemodafish217
    @nemodafish217 4 роки тому +741

    The jotaro plush is so angry. He's just a little angry boi

  • @lizardjellypotatopotatopot6019
    @lizardjellypotatopotatopot6019 5 років тому +470

    Tequila Polnareff :)

  • @CheeseMachine2
    @CheeseMachine2 4 роки тому +567

    Polnareff: I hate fish
    Jotaro: *silently shocked*
    Jotaro’s mind: what did that no good French son of bi*** say about fish

  • @junkoenoshima429
    @junkoenoshima429 4 роки тому +2224

    Just translated what Jotaro said in french, let's just say he likes dolphins _very_ much.

  • @moxxie8502
    @moxxie8502 4 роки тому +2733

    *Graceful like a dove*
    Jotaro: _PROCEEDS TO EAT 5 CIGARETTES AT ONCE_
    Edit: pls stop telling me it was oingo it was implied that jotaro did it as well lmaO-

    • @DragonoidOmega
      @DragonoidOmega 4 роки тому +121

      5 BURNING cigarettes

    • @Vinnie_728
      @Vinnie_728 4 роки тому +106

      And then he drinks a j u i c e

    • @ferreiro79
      @ferreiro79 4 роки тому +43

      @@Vinnie_728 PRECISION +100

    • @furiousfurry
      @furiousfurry 4 роки тому +21

      No that was the one Egyptian stand user that LOOKED like jotaro

    • @Vinnie_728
      @Vinnie_728 4 роки тому +50

      Oingo did that, but it's implied jotaro did as well.

  • @MountainViewMedia1984
    @MountainViewMedia1984 4 роки тому +526

    This is what Kakyoin was doing at the hospital while everyone else was having "fun".

  • @grotoman1932
    @grotoman1932 5 років тому +585

    Veggie tales makes a song about walk like a Egyptian
    Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: OH DEAR JOTARO

    • @KRDecade2009
      @KRDecade2009 5 років тому +17

      groto man *JoJo’s Bizarre Tales

    • @grotoman1932
      @grotoman1932 5 років тому +2

      @heyitsmegoku and @worsethanyou it's JoJo's bizarre Cristian tale

    • @abuckarooboyo7104
      @abuckarooboyo7104 5 років тому +2

      @@KRDecade2009 JoJo Veggie adventure

    • @cheemerthelizard
      @cheemerthelizard 5 років тому +2

      Veggie’s Bizzare Tales

  • @getspaded
    @getspaded 4 роки тому +234

    Imagine being the voice actor of bob the tomato and being able to walk up to your friends while theyre high af and handing them a tomato, telling them you found Bob the tomato from veggie tales, and just watch the look on their face while you talk like bob the tomato

    • @RiverdudeCovers
      @RiverdudeCovers  4 роки тому +54

      I’m positive Phil Visher has done this

    • @mysincerestcondolences
      @mysincerestcondolences 4 роки тому +11

      @@RiverdudeCovers OH AND THEN IT'S THE SAME THING WITH MIKE NAWROCKI BUT WITH LARRY!

    • @6ixpixl438
      @6ixpixl438 3 роки тому +5

      What happens when these guys try to make salads... Or literally anything that has to do with cucumber and tomato?

  • @axeliaa2148
    @axeliaa2148 5 років тому +804

    Joseph: Maybe you should read a book.
    Kakyoin: *Reads CLAMP*

    • @ploppledoodledoo17
      @ploppledoodledoo17 4 роки тому +77

      K a k y o i n , d i d y o u l a y t h i s e g g ?

    • @olgasoasis8208
      @olgasoasis8208 4 роки тому +41

      This should be why Jouta need to be Canon. And for Jolyne to be pissed of not knowing she has a brother

    • @ploppledoodledoo17
      @ploppledoodledoo17 4 роки тому +5

      @@olgasoasis8208 yee

    • @denisn4te799
      @denisn4te799 4 роки тому +17

      Ngl people should treat Jouta better I mean yeah he was born from a fucking egg from two teenage males, but Giorno was fucking born through (kind of) necrophilia and had two dads as well. If you think about it we should be trashing Giorno not Jouta. Also Jouta's design is cooler

    • @Th30th3rJ0J0
      @Th30th3rJ0J0 4 роки тому +23

      @@denisn4te799 Say that again and I shall demonstrate that kneecaps are a privilege instead of a human right.

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 5 років тому +5078

    I didn't know JoJo was a Christian anime

    • @irisius7551
      @irisius7551 5 років тому +441

      Jesus Joestar

    • @oleempia
      @oleempia 5 років тому +200

      Dio literally means god in italian and diavolo means devil

    • @oleempia
      @oleempia 5 років тому +33

      @@bleeeeh Sorry,i'm stuped

    • @cangirayicel7639
      @cangirayicel7639 5 років тому +33

      @@oleempia *stupid

    • @when7573
      @when7573 5 років тому +70

      i mean part 5 is pretty much just jesus getting stronk, killing the devil and then everybody dies. isnt that pretty much the plot of the bible?

  • @Zr-gb1qd
    @Zr-gb1qd 4 роки тому +529

    Kakyoin: **takes jotaro plushie out if greens hands**
    Hierophant Green: you f***in wut m8

    • @majaaaaaaaaaawith10as
      @majaaaaaaaaaawith10as 4 роки тому +8

      And then Kakyoin dies

    • @yo-vi6fw
      @yo-vi6fw 4 роки тому +2

      @@majaaaaaaaaaawith10as how does life works like that tho-

  • @schuymac2639
    @schuymac2639 4 роки тому +95

    this is what happened when Kakyoin died. Joseph was temporarily dead so he came to visit only to see his friend be obsessed over Jotaro.

  • @smudge4697
    @smudge4697 4 роки тому +2265

    Is no one going to talk about how this is from Veggietales and somehow perfectly implemented into the Jojo's Bizzare Adventure universe through a guy whos outfit makes him look somewhat like a cucumber?

  • @ultim8lifeform697
    @ultim8lifeform697 5 років тому +2092

    Kakyoin sounding like that one chick that interviewed Araki.

    • @mak3x7
      @mak3x7 5 років тому +194

      I want to be ora ora by jotaro

    • @bigsincro4072
      @bigsincro4072 5 років тому +139

      I want to be breathed on by jotaro

    • @umcaraqualquer3640
      @umcaraqualquer3640 5 років тому +108

      I want to have a son with Jotaro

    • @slimenchilada6318
      @slimenchilada6318 5 років тому +94

      I want to be fisted by Jotaro

    • @prettybigpengus
      @prettybigpengus 5 років тому +124

      I want my entire bloodline to be singlehandedly ended by Jotaro himself

  • @elrohirshouldercheaptrick9452
    @elrohirshouldercheaptrick9452 4 роки тому +294

    Kakyoin arguing with Hierophant green about a little puppet of Jotaro.

    • @lisandramariaurbano8413
      @lisandramariaurbano8413 4 роки тому +12

      Even Hierophant green (who is pretty much himself) knows that turning into Jotaro's daddy is not the best way to take him to the prom-

  • @marshall3116
    @marshall3116 4 роки тому +1115

    Part 1: phantom lust
    Part 2: love tendancy
    Part 3: starlust crusader
    Part 4: love is unbreakable
    Part 5: golden heart
    Part 6: stone cold love
    Part 7: steal catch love
    Part 8: lovelion

    • @lemellapentabka963
      @lemellapentabka963 4 роки тому +42

      maybe just keep it has phantom blood unless your talking about erina and jonnathan

    • @lmao1660
      @lmao1660 3 роки тому +4

      @DIEGO MARTINEZ lol

    • @jonathanbrando5317
      @jonathanbrando5317 3 роки тому +4

      @@lemellapentabka963 y e a h

    • @牛屎-c8b
      @牛屎-c8b 3 роки тому +6

      Lovelion lol love is unbreakable

    • @akumasstorytime3910
      @akumasstorytime3910 3 роки тому +2

      @@lemellapentabka963 what if he's talking about speedwagon and Jonathan. ArE YoU HoMoPhOBiC.

  • @ritsunamine2299
    @ritsunamine2299 4 роки тому +1587

    Why is no one talking how fabulous polnareff looks in a dress?

    • @evanschmeven
      @evanschmeven 4 роки тому +39

      Oh my god YES. HE LOOKS F A B U L O U S

    • @Pablo_Martin_aa
      @Pablo_Martin_aa 4 роки тому +17

      His hear looks biger than usual

    • @giornogiovanna2008
      @giornogiovanna2008 4 роки тому +47

      Tequila Polnareff

    • @Genburthing
      @Genburthing 4 роки тому +36

      @@giornogiovanna2008 *Tequila Polnareff, Tequila Old Joseph, Tequila Jotaro, Tequila Kakyoin and Tequila Iggy enter in chat*

    • @sadtimcurry7419
      @sadtimcurry7419 4 роки тому +11

      Because he's fabulous without the dress

  • @lamp1739
    @lamp1739 4 роки тому +886

    plot twist: Crusaders of love is just normal jojo and kakyoins in heaven

    • @tomboi941
      @tomboi941 4 роки тому +49

      and joseph poped by to say hello

    • @bleepbloop7038
      @bleepbloop7038 4 роки тому +16

      Kakyoin isn’t dead, silly 🤣

    • @jefforjacksonwarren2108
      @jefforjacksonwarren2108 4 роки тому +6

      Phoebe-Jane McClurg he turned into a turtle, maybe, idk

    • @luifer3005
      @luifer3005 4 роки тому +13

      @@bleepbloop7038 is a joke? Sorry I don't understand jokes

    • @JojoDrip
      @JojoDrip 4 роки тому +6

      Well joesph died in part 3 and was brought back to life

  • @gatsu2901
    @gatsu2901 5 років тому +200

    I imagine kakyoin watching over jotaro after he died and while Joseph was dead for a minute he went to check on kakyoin after he met Caesar.

    • @severussnape4370
      @severussnape4370 4 роки тому +5

      DIO BRANDO *[ ZAWARUDO]* u literally killed cockyoin and now he can’t take JoJo to morioho :C

    • @mortytheshorty7578
      @mortytheshorty7578 4 роки тому +2

      And he can't be a milf hunter anymore. My poor boy TT

    • @josephjoestar6481
      @josephjoestar6481 4 роки тому +1

      @@mortytheshorty7578 oh, hi another me

    • @mortytheshorty7578
      @mortytheshorty7578 4 роки тому +2

      @@josephjoestar6481 oh my God, who is this handsome man?!

    • @josephjoestar6481
      @josephjoestar6481 4 роки тому

      @@mortytheshorty7578 no, you're the handsome one 😘

  • @mononekomata7523
    @mononekomata7523 4 роки тому +91

    petition for daisuke hirakawa (kakyoin), daisuke ono (jotaro), and fuminari komatsu (polnareff) to sing this officially

  • @eternaloverdrive1176
    @eternaloverdrive1176 4 роки тому +1798

    No one's talking about how wholesome Hierophant Green is in this.

  • @anameraucana1688
    @anameraucana1688 4 роки тому +2703

    Can we just talk about how great kakyoin’s voice is so great at singing?

  • @akashihasekura
    @akashihasekura 4 роки тому +628

    In the song:
    -i hate fish
    -You do?
    -Oui
    In the description of the lyrics:
    -I can't swim
    -You can't?
    -No

  • @deptless
    @deptless 4 роки тому +149

    some guy: *there is no suching as jojo fan fiction*
    jojo fan fiction :

  • @TheRamblemanWhoSings
    @TheRamblemanWhoSings 5 років тому +623

    i would totally check out a cheesy romance drama with Jojo characters

  • @benstack8361
    @benstack8361 5 років тому +753

    Polnareff : I hate fish
    Jotaro: STAR PLATINUM THE WORLD
    Star platinum: Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora

  • @Glass-Lemonade
    @Glass-Lemonade 5 років тому +1506

    The one time where I wish I could use king crimson to skip to when the song is released

    • @stefancristian4324
      @stefancristian4324 5 років тому +24

      Ive slept to skip the time

    • @guppiette4648
      @guppiette4648 5 років тому +5

      M e d I c a l c o m m a h a s j o I n e d t h e c h a t

    • @Call-pm4tw
      @Call-pm4tw 5 років тому +3

      Well you skipped it but it still exists you have to erase it so use the hand

    • @guttergecko
      @guttergecko 5 років тому +8

      Glass Lemonade hey you are me but less kinky

    • @Glass-Lemonade
      @Glass-Lemonade 5 років тому +6

      @@guttergecko the alternate universe where doppio was the kinky one instead of diavolo

  • @Cherie_On_Top
    @Cherie_On_Top 4 роки тому +101

    Kakiyoin didn't deserve to die-
    Just think his parents dont know where in the world he is

    • @arachnidsCalibrator
      @arachnidsCalibrator 4 роки тому +1

      @Rich despair yikes must be hard on his parents then eh?

  • @rommelariasmartinez5626
    @rommelariasmartinez5626 5 років тому +636

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    JewceMan: What a great heterosexual anime...

    • @tedreal2748
      @tedreal2748 4 роки тому +1

      JewceMan is getting money from his videos that are family friendly :)

    • @kikelopez9891
      @kikelopez9891 4 роки тому +1

      C H E W

    • @tedreal2748
      @tedreal2748 4 роки тому

      @@nebula5371 n o

  • @verydescriptive5663
    @verydescriptive5663 4 роки тому +1356

    Fans: Kakyoin doesn’t love Jotaro!
    Riverdude Covers: Hold my river water

    • @knen952
      @knen952 4 роки тому +1

      Blu Scythe ik

    • @riiilllce-5415
      @riiilllce-5415 4 роки тому +2

      Blu Scythe giobaccio *wants to know your location*

    • @riiilllce-5415
      @riiilllce-5415 4 роки тому +56

      Have y’all seen the way kakyoin looks at Jotaro

    • @suylapolat1378
      @suylapolat1378 4 роки тому +63

      Around %70 of the fanbase ships Jotakak lol
      Also you guys should watch the 2000 version, the way tjey look at eachother is just-

    • @FutureTrunksDrink
      @FutureTrunksDrink 4 роки тому +28

      Kakyoin DID YOU LAY THIS EGG

  • @Mendeso200
    @Mendeso200 4 роки тому +664

    nobody:
    not even hol horse:
    Kakyoin inside the crusaders heaven be like:

    • @ComicsComms
      @ComicsComms 4 роки тому +12

      Viktor and then he laid an egg weirdest thing I’ve ever seen

    • @odirceR
      @odirceR 4 роки тому +7

      Kakyoin in heaven , dio donut him

  • @toko-chan4555
    @toko-chan4555 4 роки тому +226

    Jotaro's wish list
    Santa give me a dolphin hat
    Give me a dolphin iPhone case
    Give me a dolphin bag
    Give me a dolphin blanket
    Give me a dolphin phone
    Give me a dolphin costume
    Give me a dolphin dolphin costume for star platinum
    Give me a dolphin body pil

  • @mawrkus8664
    @mawrkus8664 4 роки тому +1889

    Part 1: Phantom Love
    Part 2:Lustful Tendency
    Part 3:Crusaders Of Love
    Part 4:Heart Is Unbreakable
    Part 5:Golden Passion
    Edit: I tried to reframe from using Love alot plus I didnt have good names for it

  • @TheGamerMonkeyz
    @TheGamerMonkeyz 5 років тому +1985

    Hello yes, I would like an order of 1731972 Jotaro plushies post haste please and thank you

  • @Woolint
    @Woolint 4 роки тому +183

    Riverdude:I like veggietales.
    Also Riverdude: I also like JJBA.
    That random kid on the bus:
    *WHY NOT BOTH?*

  • @around441pipissharingaytac4
    @around441pipissharingaytac4 4 роки тому +100

    hierophrant green acts like like a house cat or an annoying little brother

  • @d4c401
    @d4c401 5 років тому +558

    Hierophant green is like:
    "Give me the jotaro plush or i will emerald splash u and no one can deflect emerald splash"

    • @froggylord655
      @froggylord655 5 років тому +4

      But jotaro and who did

    • @deviljoe1750
      @deviljoe1750 5 років тому +20

      NO ONE CAN JUST DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH

    • @mausterl26
      @mausterl26 5 років тому +9

      Everyone deflects the emerald splash

    • @mausterl26
      @mausterl26 5 років тому +4

      @@deviljoe1750 everyone does

    • @AkumaSuccubus
      @AkumaSuccubus 5 років тому +3

      Heriophant green would still get Star Platinum, Star Platinum and Jotaro aren't so different

  • @darks4617
    @darks4617 5 років тому +2684

    Polnareff Just brought tequila, Will you let him in?
    [ *YES* ] [ *NO WTF* ]

  • @fizzyinksoda2315
    @fizzyinksoda2315 5 років тому +453

    Out of context: "I crave death" -stan pines (real time fandub reference)

    • @mericaman8877
      @mericaman8877 5 років тому +5

      Eevee no!

    • @typicaltrash5163
      @typicaltrash5163 5 років тому +2

      WAIT...dont worry...I don't want to kill humans

    • @fizzyinksoda2315
      @fizzyinksoda2315 5 років тому +1

      @@typicaltrash5163 Eevee is grateful for your comment. He would like for support to a trainer.

    • @fizzyinksoda2315
      @fizzyinksoda2315 5 років тому +1

      @@mericaman8877 Eevee would like to let you know that a trainer needs support to help them with their now terrible life. Eevee would also want to know if eevee can eat chocolate.

  • @sapientcube9788
    @sapientcube9788 4 роки тому +144

    I must say, Jotaro's face when Polnareff is singing to him is the definition of priceless.

  • @DrCraftian
    @DrCraftian 5 років тому +182

    If he breathes
    He is a donut
    Is triggered my PTSDio from part 3

  • @silver1624
    @silver1624 4 роки тому +443

    I'm still laughing at the fact that Kakyoin loves Jotaro in this but also doesn't forget to mention Holly still.
    Edit: I'm totally gonna try and memorize this song and only sing it when no one else is home lol

    • @arachnidsCalibrator
      @arachnidsCalibrator 4 роки тому +13

      Silver you should it’s fun- and it’s even more fun when you call your friends and tell them the lines XD

    • @michaelthompson4858
      @michaelthompson4858 Рік тому

      He literally said i banged ur mom-

  • @Mr_December
    @Mr_December 5 років тому +148

    I was laughing at the idea of a JoJo sitcom, like how ridiculous that is until Polnareff said he hated fish. I gasped and I was 100% in.

  • @cabbageman2386
    @cabbageman2386 4 роки тому +39

    0:47 the pure horror on Jotaro’s face

  • @mariafernandasolis6939
    @mariafernandasolis6939 4 роки тому +747

    I can't stop watching this.
    This is serious,I have watch this 10 times,starting of yesterday

  • @thelegendaryonionring4304
    @thelegendaryonionring4304 4 роки тому +404

    Who’s going to take him to morioh

    • @lycheeclub
      @lycheeclub 4 роки тому +10

      I'll be taking taking myself to Morioh

    • @HumanoidCreatur
      @HumanoidCreatur 4 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/8w9LYL0sMx4/v-deo.html this guy's foundation.

    • @royyy390
      @royyy390 4 роки тому +4

      I WILL!-

    • @Gravity_Skye
      @Gravity_Skye 3 роки тому +6

      Me
      And maybe kakyoin

    • @royyy390
      @royyy390 3 роки тому +3

      @@Gravity_Skye Yes, I will

  • @Nununununu4
    @Nununununu4 5 років тому +590

    It's just me or that paiting in Kak's wall is the same he painted to cut Jotaro's leg
    2:41

    • @santiagokeem2049
      @santiagokeem2049 5 років тому +39

      Yes,it is! Damn,Kakyoin. Seems that he liked that painting of Jotaro that he(Kakyoin) made.

    • @lemonberry6526
      @lemonberry6526 4 роки тому +19

      He must’ve made another painting because the slash switched sides lmao

    • @casualtuff2327
      @casualtuff2327 4 роки тому +6

      Yes it is when I watch it I saw the painting and remind me of the second episode or the third episode of JoJo bizarre adventure part three

    • @angryghiacchio4932
      @angryghiacchio4932 4 роки тому

      Omg it is

    • @Poop_100
      @Poop_100 4 роки тому

      Omg good eyes lol

  • @lukemcclutchey1352
    @lukemcclutchey1352 4 роки тому +340

    I get that this is funny and all, but are we going to ignore just how catchy this is?

    • @purin5167
      @purin5167 4 роки тому +9

      I think is a song from veggietales

    • @lisandramariaurbano8413
      @lisandramariaurbano8413 4 роки тому +12

      @@purin5167 it doesn't make it any less catchy-

    • @basilsfakejordans
      @basilsfakejordans 4 роки тому +8

      @@lisandramariaurbano8413 if anything it makes it more

  • @lazyqwq6112
    @lazyqwq6112 4 роки тому +140

    I am imaginating about Joseph walking to heaven's door for 5 minutes and then visited his Grandpa Jonathan ,Ceasar and then..... Kakyoin-

  • @lagordavastrana
    @lagordavastrana 5 років тому +111

    -Who will take me to Morioh?
    Oh.. Pol.. Geez **Look at the script**
    Who will take me to Morioh?
    -I hate fish
    -Really?
    -*_O U I_*

  • @ferreiro79
    @ferreiro79 4 роки тому +93

    "Kakyoin did you lay this egg"
    Dear Jotaro 1984

  • @fallon1696
    @fallon1696 4 роки тому +62

    2:30 Polnareff:I hate fish
    Jotaro:WHAT THE FU*K DID YOU JUST SAY
    Star Platinum:ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
    Polnareff:I TAKE IT BACK! I TAKE IT BACK! PLEASE JUST STOP JOTARO OH MY GOD!

    • @arachnidsCalibrator
      @arachnidsCalibrator 4 роки тому

      Goofy And Donald'z Fun Adventure'z did Polnareff just pull a Joseph?

  • @pescifromthehitmanteam3711
    @pescifromthehitmanteam3711 4 роки тому +488

    You’d think my Hierophant Green would like Star Platinum, I don’t know.

    • @evanschmeven
      @evanschmeven 4 роки тому +18

      I sure hope so.

    • @glenn_is_in_the_area
      @glenn_is_in_the_area 4 роки тому +33

      If they do like each other then y'all can have double dates

    • @2trill382
      @2trill382 4 роки тому +6

      NOOOOOOOO I JATE MY LIFE BOW
      N-NO NOOOOOOOO
      H-Hell NO

    • @pescifromthehitmanteam3711
      @pescifromthehitmanteam3711 4 роки тому +6

      Oh please... I only like milfs Star Platinum how do you think I feel?

    • @adrie_rosamieee
      @adrie_rosamieee 4 роки тому +18

      Why were you hugging uing a plushie of my grandson

  • @clichedreamer1834
    @clichedreamer1834 4 роки тому +953

    Why the hell does this sound like canon to me? (Okay HOW does this have 900+ likes?! XD thanks tho guys👌)

    • @alexghost3416
      @alexghost3416 4 роки тому +63

      Because is canon in another universe

    • @Pablo_Martin_aa
      @Pablo_Martin_aa 4 роки тому +31

      This is canon in my heard

    • @dudenamedzelda3179
      @dudenamedzelda3179 4 роки тому +27

      This is canon now

    • @Pablo_Martin_aa
      @Pablo_Martin_aa 4 роки тому +15

      @Brennan Aragon por Joseph he wanted to see caesar bit insted he got this

    • @Pablo_Martin_aa
      @Pablo_Martin_aa 4 роки тому +10

      @Brennan Aragon nah bro u got it all wrong. ceaser: i dont want to see you after the 'avdol incident'

  • @ShinobudRUski
    @ShinobudRUski 4 роки тому +399

    No ones going to mention the fact of how much of a power duo Diana and Riverdude are?

    • @evanschmeven
      @evanschmeven 4 роки тому +21

      Honestly, im scared to, they are unstoppable are this point... I mean... Jotokak? You've got alot of power there.

    • @ThatObjectionGuy
      @ThatObjectionGuy 4 роки тому

      Hi x-mug

    • @giangtranhuynhha8527
      @giangtranhuynhha8527 4 роки тому

      Hello gaster

    • @ridawassan2102
      @ridawassan2102 2 роки тому +1

      Honestly, their power knows no bounds. I wouldn't be surprised if they took over the world one day lol
      Riverdude's voice is incredible, and I simply LIVE for Diana's artstyle!

  • @ElijahPerryMedia
    @ElijahPerryMedia 4 роки тому +53

    This must be the work of an enemy stand.
    For Jotaro and Polnareff this is just kakyoin's normal afternoon

  • @ajojosreference3085
    @ajojosreference3085 5 років тому +804

    How can he hate fish if he’s a turtle

  • @gothrott55
    @gothrott55 4 роки тому +669

    PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER BUT IT'S O DEAR KAKYOIN

    • @Crismiliard
      @Crismiliard 4 роки тому +16

      random meme: No u cant just cipy paste my memes another guy:ctrl + c and then ctrl + v goes haha

    • @Crismiliard
      @Crismiliard 4 роки тому +30

      Yes. Yes
      Yes
      Yes. Yes

    • @Crismiliard
      @Crismiliard 4 роки тому +12

      @8Jada Villodres hopity hopity ur meme is now my propety

    • @callmekreme8246
      @callmekreme8246 4 роки тому +7

      YES!!!

    • @mysincerestcondolences
      @mysincerestcondolences 4 роки тому +29

      O DEAR KAKYOIIIIIIIIIN-

  • @noriakikakyoin3218
    @noriakikakyoin3218 5 років тому +1723

    I wish Crusaders of Love actually existed.
    Crying internally because it doesn't.

    • @jockerneres3651
      @jockerneres3651 4 роки тому +18

      wait sebastian why are you watching jojo

    • @noriakikakyoin3218
      @noriakikakyoin3218 4 роки тому +6

      @@jockerneres3651 Yep

    • @cherrydonut2482
      @cherrydonut2482 4 роки тому +14

      @@noriakikakyoin3218 read jojo's bizarre married life

    • @spaghetti2316
      @spaghetti2316 4 роки тому +8

      We can make it, us jojo fans have a lot of time on our hands xD. And wait Sebastian what are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be getting the young master tea currently?

    • @noriakikakyoin3218
      @noriakikakyoin3218 4 роки тому +9

      @@cherrydonut2482 I did and now I understand the "Kakyoin did you lay this egg?!" meme

  • @fishbing6534
    @fishbing6534 4 роки тому +86

    Attention!! Everyone go to 2:44 and look at the painting on the wall.

    • @SaltRockz
      @SaltRockz 4 роки тому +31

      alternate comment "kakyoin has a painting in memory of when he almost killed jotaro."

    • @lycheeclub
      @lycheeclub 4 роки тому +10

      I WHEEZED AHHAHA THE P A I N T I N G

    • @purin5167
      @purin5167 4 роки тому +3

      :0

    • @lmao1660
      @lmao1660 3 роки тому +2

      :o

    • @sh0ut0
      @sh0ut0 3 роки тому +2

      *_Ö_*

  • @maxistellazapata7108
    @maxistellazapata7108 4 роки тому +493

    in a alternate timeline kakyoin knows earlier DIO's stand ability does another technique.
    he doesn't die and goes with jotaro to morioh. _and they actually do some gae headcannons_

    • @maxistellazapata7108
      @maxistellazapata7108 4 роки тому +13

      @J-star actually yes. part 6 will happen.
      because it will be same ending just kakyoin for lucky knew DIO's stand ability wich he doesnt die. because he died of not knowing fast enough DIO's Stand ability.
      So de jotaro vs DIO happens, and part 6 would continue.

    • @evanschmeven
      @evanschmeven 4 роки тому +11

      @@maxistellazapata7108 Ok, I am all for some spicy jotokak, as I am a man of culture, but if they are getting freaky in Morioh, how will Jolyne be born? They aint gonna lay an egg. And I totally get bisexuality but cheating is also a thing sooo... What do you have in mind that would make part 6 still happen?

    • @maxistellazapata7108
      @maxistellazapata7108 4 роки тому +13

      @@evanschmeven adopted jolyne, later on in her teenager years in prison instead of getting her stand by the locket. someone shoots the stand arrow to her, awakening her stand.

    • @toastyp
      @toastyp 4 роки тому +6

      *I like how u think kid*

    • @xinderx
      @xinderx 4 роки тому +5

      @@maxistellazapata7108 jolyne wouldn't exist though so wouldn't have any stand at all? They'd adopt a random child. Jolyne would never be born. Yeah, no couldn't happen with part 6 being possible aswell.

  • @EffortLevelZeroProductions
    @EffortLevelZeroProductions 4 роки тому +121

    Nobody gonna talk about how hierophant green sings? I need more of his voice.... HIEROPHANT GREEN HAS AN AMAZING VOICE

  • @silvereaglestudios
    @silvereaglestudios 4 роки тому +770

    Friend: Do you ship Jotaro and Kakyoin?
    Me: Good question.

  • @kakuneer3057
    @kakuneer3057 4 роки тому +28

    So this is what kakyoin doing in heaven

  • @DreamerZTaylor
    @DreamerZTaylor 5 років тому +102

    Jotaro sounds like Markiplier when he's serious

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai 4 роки тому +4

      I never noticed but now i can't not hear that!

  • @pizzarikaur
    @pizzarikaur 5 років тому +159

    this is what Kakyoin does in heaven
    minus joseph

    • @thejoeman4774
      @thejoeman4774 4 роки тому +15

      thats when joseph died for few minutes

    • @lemonberry6526
      @lemonberry6526 4 роки тому +5

      Aleks Morawski he didn’t get a break poor guy. He just wanted to see Ceaser and walked in on Kakyoin being weird. And then got brought back to life. *without seeing SHIIIIIIZZZZZAAAAAAAA*

  • @shemagamer2374
    @shemagamer2374 5 років тому +246

    When I translated the French it translated to something horrifying

  • @ethanaether8305
    @ethanaether8305 4 роки тому +26

    i like to think that this is kakyoin from heaven, looking down on jotaro's life and it's portrayed as a tv drama

  • @thezigzags440
    @thezigzags440 5 років тому +156

    "When you watch to much jojo bizarre adventure and try to ignore this on recommended but you sudden clicked on it"

    • @RiverdudeCovers
      @RiverdudeCovers  5 років тому +10

      VampireMax Plays I apologize

    • @seccoo
      @seccoo 5 років тому +16

      Riverdude Covers I think you meant “You’re Welcome”

  • @marroemin7595
    @marroemin7595 5 років тому +68

    I'm mad at myself for not watching this earlier because it has made me remember how much of a treasure Veggietales is

  • @SpaceDuckQuack
    @SpaceDuckQuack 5 років тому +364

    Let Kakyoin take his husband to Moriah I'll fight you

  • @xenozenn5238
    @xenozenn5238 4 роки тому +52

    Narrator be like:
    CRUSAYDARSS AVV LAAVVF

  • @gavin6095
    @gavin6095 5 років тому +258

    I hate how much I love this

  • @kingdedede3090
    @kingdedede3090 5 років тому +283

    Oh my gosh! I can’t wait for my childhood to be enhanced/ruined.

    • @kingdedede3090
      @kingdedede3090 5 років тому +25

      I’m back. And yup it’s ruined. Now I can’t stop thinking of Kakyoin as Larryboy and I have intense Clamp PTSD now. ( But in all seriousness it was really funny. )

    • @vomitech7143
      @vomitech7143 5 років тому +4

      @@kingdedede3090 am I the only one who thought the song was just a bit cringy..?

    • @kingdedede3090
      @kingdedede3090 5 років тому +7

      Oh it definitely was! The funny part for me is the sheer absurdity of it ( As well as Joot’s completely deadpan delivery on his lines. ) I’m also pretty anti Jotakak It’s kinda weird to me imo. The vid was cringy but it was also well drawn and performed. Sorry for my rambling btw
      TLDR; I talk too much and you’re absolutely right XD

    • @vomitech7143
      @vomitech7143 5 років тому +5

      @@kingdedede3090 nooo you don't talk too much! And I don't ship it either haha, I found it funny he had to lower his pitch to do jotaro, but idk the song was pretty cringy but I found the art amazing, preferably the cringiest part for me is when kakyoin starts singing "oh my dear jotaro" Or something like that

    • @kingdedede3090
      @kingdedede3090 5 років тому +4

      Yes. I agree 100%. *Clamp flashbacks intensify*

  • @koichimemesdab1643
    @koichimemesdab1643 5 років тому +34

    My friend: is named jotaro
    Me: OHHHH DEAR JOTARO

  • @kusuriurriii6943
    @kusuriurriii6943 4 роки тому +23

    Kakyoin making that little out of tune scream when Joseph came in is an accurate depiction of what we all do when our parents come in our room while we sing (or attempt to sing)

  • @phantomsoul630
    @phantomsoul630 5 років тому +302

    Me at the beginning of the video:
    If he doesn't lay an egg by the end, I will be massively dissapointed

  • @0_o37
    @0_o37 4 роки тому +348

    *this song is stuck in my head for the rest of my life*
    but its still good

  • @tracythomas4700
    @tracythomas4700 5 років тому +637

    Kakyoin's love for Jotaro can never truly beat his lust for milfs.

    • @callmemaaria
      @callmemaaria 5 років тому +58

      In fact he loves them both equally

    • @lavone5541
      @lavone5541 5 років тому +80

      I'll bet he'll love Jotaro even more when he becomes a dilf

    • @callmemaaria
      @callmemaaria 5 років тому +14

      @@lavone5541 sure he will

    • @justabackgroundcharacter7736
      @justabackgroundcharacter7736 5 років тому +26

      Yes he even lay an egg to have a kid with jotaro

    • @DeletedTroll
      @DeletedTroll 5 років тому +9

      "I will also bang your mooom" "Do you got some issues?"

  • @derpaderdes8932
    @derpaderdes8932 4 роки тому +16

    I want that jotaro plush so I can shake it around and yell oraoraoraora