Bottoms, Babies, & Blood Pressure with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful
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- Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
- If you're the type of person who enjoys a Nicolas Cage-style treasure hunt through the dark, seedy depths of pop culture, today's episode is going to arouse you. From cinematic trash to genetically-perfect Hollywood specimens to the phenomenon of Ryan Murphy market-saturation, nothing is safe from the critical gaze of Trixie and Katya.
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F*ggy Bald f**ks by day, wildly successful crossdressing bombshells by night. The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo feature a pair of grizzled gay ghouls exploring the culture boundaries of modern beauty through interviews with gorgeous guests who inhabit various facets of the beauty industry. From models, moguls, influencers, drag queens, adult performers, actors, and more, Trixie and Katya break down the beauty behind it all.
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"i like babel because in contrast to other language learning softwares, it actually tells you the in and outs of the language" katya fully acting like she doesn't gush about duolingo every time she gets the chance
yessssss
A queen gotta make her coin regardless of what a queen likes
Now I fully subscribed to Duolingo because Katya suggested it. I have a 10 day streak. She can’t take this away from me now
I love that Babel had to watch their pod long enough to know Katya loves learning new languages (which always means she mentions duolingo) and babel was just like "I mean... that's fine.."
@@cxg37 Same girl omg, i finally got into learning Japanese !
I'm so glad Trixie is finally branching out and doing comedy
She also sings now too, apparently! And does drag.
I heard she’s starting a makeup brand!!
Heard through the grape vine that she may also have a yt channel 👀
I heard she’s even doing a podcast with Katya Zamolodchikova!
Omg have you guys heard about their new show it’s called like ummm or something
love them being self aware that they repeat the same 4 stories but continuing to do it
“HAVE YOU SEEN OLD YET?!?”
"don't do any drugs, but k is cool" i knew she was about to tell the story before she even started
LMAO YES the "i am eating and drinking" postcard story
@@lolabbk 1¹
I love how Trixie's every story about drugs goes like: Kim Chi gave me X. I like the image of the drug dealer virgin Kim Chi
I love this podcast, it makes me temporarily forget I'm a 28 year old virgin whose idea of a wild night is slamming red bull and speed-knitting
That honestly sounds like a good night lol
You say that like that’s a negative thing? Sounds good to me
Me at work on a Thursday night with nothing to do- same. I have to take out 3 entire rows from an early fuck up I can't NOT fix. It takes me an hour per row. FML.
Sounds wild to me.
Ok what’s your insta? We need to be friends 😂😂
"I'm not trying to feel like I'm 3 feet to the left." Oh, my God. 😂😂
That comment fucking killed me, so succinct yet so correct
1000% what ketamine feels like
“Did I ever tell you the story..” at this point, probably 😂😭😭
aaaaaand she did LMAO
@@ravequeenellisd2680 3 minutes in and we've already gotten 3 stories told to us again
I get so excited when i see theres no guest tbh
same lmaoo
Relate 100%
People who like and understand each other is 110% more bearable than seeing them force a smile on someone else's bad jokes. Much rather hear, "that wasn't funny, whore. Next."
Too real, I just need them
My fav is when it is just these two on the show!
This Franciscan Friar wig is murdering me, Ms. Katya
The fact she pulls it off too kills me 😩😭
@@MsMonchichi15 she does lmao i almost forget it's not real
I hate it so much 😄
Yassss of the Franciscan Order!!!
😂😂😂
11:23 katya normalizing not liking american horror story is the freedom I needed on this day. I remember going to a watch party for it once being surrounded by gays who were so into it, I was just sitting there thinking this is the worst thing ive ever seen lol
Same
This is important
I personally enjoy most of it, but it's good to find those who agree with not for one reason or another
American horror stories (the anthology series that just came out) is literally the worst thing ive ever seen. Every episode was so bad and not even in a funny way.
tbh I think a lot of folks like it because they have some kind of allegiance to Ryan Murphy for some reason despite the fact that he's a pretty shitty dude by all accounts I've heard.
"She keeps pooping while she's changing the diaper.... isn't that fierce?" I instantly wheezed
Katya could TOTALLY PLAY Harley Quinn's Mom!!
if you watch the animated series, Harley’s mom is basically Katya in her conjoined twin look, like, it’s basically her.
trying to decipher if this is a read or a compliment
It's comforting to me that they repeat stories. It assures me that they weren't just flippantly made up for show, I know a lot of their banter is totally sarcastic but it's endearing to know that these repeat stories are genuine things that have happened to them, and are typically hilarious. Love you guys
They just let it happen too which is nice, meanwhile if I repeat a story to my friends or coworkers I get a snarky "Yeah I know you told me before"
Crunchy Oats
Same!
"I may be an animal but I'm not trying to be tranquil". Mattel 2021
Words to live by
These two have me calling people “Mary” 😂
Katya is making me want to exercise and be healthy. Like for real! She is looking amazing
For real! And her weight gain was the best thing to ever happen for her
Trixie also looks a lot better than from a few years ago. Tiiight bitches gawdamn
Especially that hair
Trixie is going to lose her absolute mind when she finds out about Margot being cast for the live-action Barbie movie
and she killled it!
"I'm not trying to feel like I'm 3 feet to the left." That's a brilliant joke. Katya is so quick.
When Katya said “someone said Old was the next Ma”….She… She said that on the last episode LOLOL
at this point "Old" is the new "Contact"
And then proceeded to tell the same anecdote about the lady with calcium deficiency!
@@PruneauYT lololol I knnnow and Trix either forgot or is just like “yess yess I know”
ok but Kennie JD does bad movies reviews & she also said that she hadn't experienced a movie like Old since Ma...
Wildly unrelated topics that flew out of Trixies mouth in less than 10 seconds:
"Afghanistan", "Matt Damon and his slurs", "eyebrows", "kissing with eyes open/closed".
I absolutely love that Katya talks about the movie Old in every. single. episode. I'd watch a whole Katya movie commentary of Old.
Contact
Old is the new Contact
Trixie being so shocked snd stunned at her own fame that she couldn’t believe Sharon stone followed her, but then being so conceited and above it all that she hadn’t followed her back is very on brand and I love it.
Brian: doesn’t name the queen
Also brian: *gia Gunn voice*
I think she started to do the voice and then realized it was gonna be obvious and changed it up a little bit lmao
Girl don’t call her Brian
Gina gumm*
Her name is Tracy, not Brian
@@RNCHFND her government name is Trina, stage name Tracy, and sneaky link name Brian
I love that Trixie calls her niece/nephew(?) “it.”
The first photo she posted of her and her niece on Twitter was captioned: "If you're cold, they're cold. Time to bring them inside."
When I say I fucking screamed...
Katya being mind blown with Margot Robbie's beauty and talent is all of us
Not me screaming “NATALIE PORTMAN” at my phone for two minutes. Thank you for the assist, cameraman.
Katya saying “PlayStation” in a Japanese accent is the highlight of my day.
YESSSS once I saw this comment I was waiting for katya to turn out
I'm ABSOLUTELY here for Katya's plan to overthrow Ryan Murphy
Someone needs to keep that boy in check
i am rewatching nip tuck for some ungodly reason and it is NUTS
@@liznolan391 no one asked
In case you haven’t heard, Margot Robbie is the one currently cast in the Greta Gerwig live action BARBIE movie
If someone tweets that at trixie on Twitter 😵
@@juliantapia1407 I was hoping they see this lol. I’m sure they’ll find out eventually one way or another
Trixie found ☠
@@lmpnchi9416 omg what did she say?? I'm not on Twitter!!
@@rj3892 huh? I was not the OP
Trixia has said that sunburn on the roof was from every drug under the sun
Glad im not the only one. I remember her telling this whole acid story behind that on unhhh awhile ago and then recently saying she's never done acid??? On the same show? Get ya shit together Tracy
@@meg6414 tbh when you‘re on a 10 hour long bender you probably don‘t remember which drug made you do what 😭
@@Milenaiguess as a former drug addict I can understand that maybe someone who dabbles doesn't even know what they take when they're outt partying, but for us hardcore ones we know exactly what each one does to us lol
I love how we went from katya being crazy and trixie being innocent to now the complete opposite....the pink one lowkey BEEN very terrify
As a pharmacy intern who gives vaccines, if someone asked me to squirt the vax on the floor I would laugh and walk away. Like, no I am not going to waste this for you. What kind of sociopath would ask you to just waste liquid gold and put my license at risk?
When the hosts are this good who needs guests?! We love the dolls!!
"The dolls are the dolls"
did Nicole Kidman star in films called "The Strangers" and "Born" or are Trixie and Katya referring to "The Others" and "Birth"? lmao
She's in a new series called "Nine Perfect Strangers", but yeah, it's "Birth", not "Born".
and I'm pretty sure Trixie mixed up The Strangers and The Others
Liv Tyler was in The Strangers
LMAOO
Nicole Kidman and they didn't even mention iconic Stephord Wives
“let’s face it Sidney, your mom was no Sharon Stone” had me CACKLING
another episode with the friar tuck hair. miss katya is always giving us what we need
I am a frontline healthcare worker and have had to restrain myself from reading people to filth for so long for not taking the vaccine. So when my dad said he's not taking the vaccine I let him have it. Mama, I read him down to filth and it felt so good. Sometimes catharsis does help 😂.
I used to do that in an ER. I'd been in jail by now, multiple consecutive life terms. I don't know how you do it. 🤗
Also a frontline healthcare worker and that means absolutely nothing?? In the face of a chronic nursing shortage, nurses are refusing vaccines and being laid off for it. So before you judge, maybe ask WHY people aren’t getting it. Maybe they’re actually looking at the research instead of implicitly trusting media. Do a quick google on all of the recalled “FDA-approved” drugs..
Lack of controls in research studies, big pharma making billions, adverse effects (those lovely blood clots), low effectiveness rates for variants, the fact that it’s impossible to blame long-term effects on vaccines bc it could be attributed to ANYTHING you’ve done since receiving the vaccine, if you do sue for adverse effects you are actually suing for taxpayer dollars bc big pharma didn’t want to keep hemorrhaging money so the government pays out using our $. I got vaccines like anybody else but once it got to COVID I started doing my own research instead of trusting these “professionals” and it honestly shouldn’t surprise me that nobody in the US is looking out for our health.
@@haramshibaharamshiba9558 I'm sorry but as soon as you told me to use Google and not provide links to reputable scientific research papers/journals I had to stop listening to preserve my sanity... Also, it's quite concerning that you've never had to prove that you've had all your jabs before if you're a frontline healthcare worker. Maybe you only need to provide evidence in the UK but that sounds unlikely.
@@haramshibaharamshiba9558 Babe this isn't the comment section to be doing this. If you're truly a frontline healthcare worker and are buying into these conspiracies, please leave that line of work before you get yourself of someone else killed because of your poor judgment. Don't work in a science field if you aren't going to believe in or trust in actual science. Not 'what ifs' you find in forums that have no basis in actual research or medical study. Your actions and spread of misinformation is what is causing this to last longer than it has to. Just stop. (Also, my birth control I have to take on a daily basis has a higher risk of blood clots than the vaccine. And Pfizer and Moderna have been proven to be effective against the Delta variant. A booster shot will help against other variants. It's the same science thats been around for years. Not a conspiracy Mary.)
I love the exchange about covid. I love how aware and honest they are, They are no longer favourites to me, they are examples of good people that should be heard and loved.
Trixie as a doctor going "I have one picture left in my envelope" lollll I died 😭😭😭😭
Trixie & Katya w NO GUESTS ✓
Tablecloths Still Wrinkled ✓
Looks like we are ready, Guys!!!
I think the tablecloths are supposed to emulate the wall texture! 😅
literally first three minutes and they’ve told three stories we’ve already completely heard and i love it
You should go back to trixie’s couch!! Love the lunch table theme but the old setup had nice vibes and you could see their faces and reactions all the time. Please go back mom
Nokias were i-n-d-e-s-t-r-u-c-t-i-b-l-e, kinda miss them
Mine is 20 years old and still turns on! My daughter plays snake on it, and life has come full circle. 😅
Thank god. My mom died yesterday so I def fucking need this. I’ve watched just about everything I could watch to distract myself at this point
So sorry to hear that 💔💔
I'm so sorry, Kaitlin.
Very sorry to hear that! I’m glad we can be distracted together!! Stay strong boo
i'm so so sorry, sending you lots of love
So sorry to hear that. I hope things heal soon❤️
The amount of times I howled during this podcast. Guests are great, but you two are primo.
katya loving the pLaYsTaTioN voice out of context is so relatable
"stab at your pastrami swamp"
Im in tears...
Katya: I’ve had just about enough of Ryan Murphy.
Trixie Mattel, star of American Horror Story Roanoke: 🧍🏼♀️
Katya.
If you're the sweatiest queen in showbusiness, people are going to assume that u r a stinky lil bb gurl.
“I really like it when they go *play stayshon*”
I have tears ROLLING down my cheeks oh my GOD 😂😂
Katya's solution to your partner kissing with their eyes open is unhinged HAHAHAHA
I signed up for Duolingo solely because Katya would not shut up about it. Babel who?
"did i already tell you about this" tracy after they each told old stories already within 5 mins i love it
Can we get “you don’t know what’s in a TYYYLENOOOOOOOOL” on a shirt? 🤣
I'm so happy Katya and Trixie love "What We Do In the Shadows" that's my favorite show and the movie made me a fan of Taika Waititi for life.
trixie and katya as poison ivy and harley quinn the sequel this year plz
Grrrl, another film made BY biological females FOR biological females? Imagine the hatred that would engender
‘Old’ is literally Katya’s new ‘contact’
Katya's arms are making me think of phrases that if I shared them on social media she would block me across all platforms.
Omg Trixie laughing maniacally while reading the Better Help ad absolutely KILLED me, I just rewound it three times
42:52 That fly that landed on Trixie's lip never left
Catwoman is ICONIC I've never been upset with Katya until today 😭
Paris Jackson was in the first two eps of AHSies but wasn’t the main girl - that was Sierra McCormick
I literally have no idea what they’re talking about half the time on this show but I still enjoy it cause of how much they make each other laugh
not trixie referring to his niece as IT AND THE BABY 😭 lmfaoo
also i love the covid conversation i know sometimes celebs want to keep it vague but AT THIS POINT .. i agree with what was said 😗
Trixie a medic in the comment section literally said you gotta go to a doctor babe the blood pressure is on the molly because baby she is hiiiiigh
I loooove this podcast. You two are so funny and interesting to listen to. Can’t wait to hear what crazy shit you’ll be talking about today😇
Me tooooo. This is the only podcast I listen to religiously
Trixie looks at Katya with that wig on like it’s totally normal now 🤣
15:58 absolutely dying at this ad for Babbel where Katya recounts her trip to Thailand and wonders how learning the language could improve her experience. Meanwhile, as someone with Thai ancestry who wishes to learn the language knows, Babbel fully doesn't have Thai in its library.
I absolutely LOVED Birds of Prey. My only complaint is that I wish it was longer
As soon as Trixie mentioned Aunt Gooch for the first time I knew she’d be a legend.
I think the thing with Jennifer Coolidge is that she flip flops between the gays and straights cause u go from Legally Blonde to Stifflers mom.
Yeah but even as stifler’s mom she’s a gay icon! She’s practically in drag in that movie! I don’t even mean BC of what she’s wearing; more like she’s doing a caricature of overworked hyper-sexual camp femininity.
@@nataliaalfonso2662 QUEEN!!!
Watching the flops struggle to think of Natalie Portman fucking killed me 😂😂😂😂
Katya being relatable with loving "PLAYSTATION"
35:19 Katya believes she is in the office
Not them repeating the "I am eating and drinking story" 😂😂😂
Would love to see a dirt cake cooking episode from Trixie!
absolutely a need
*Calls himself a smelly stinky person all throughout UHHhhhn*
*Gets surprised when fans notice he’s actually a nice smelling person*
He smells good but identifies as stinky.
Was just about to say😂
I am so glad that they're as hype for the next what we do in the shadows, it's amazing.
Ryan Murphy is such a messy writer he infuriates me. Like how can you be so good and yet so trash?
He too often stumbles either halfway through or collapses near the finish line
@@juliantapia1407 I find that relatable and comforting 😂😂😂
"Shall we talk about Afghanistan?" was probably the funnies thing I've heard on here LOL
I cannot tell y’all how much I appreciate the way you talked about Harley Quinn and Margot Robbie like i just… Thank you for that whole conversation it was so fun hearing your thoughts on those movies 👌
So happy Katya is bringing attention to the way they say PlayStation in the ads. It is so important
Jennifer saying
“I’m gonna stay here and wait for another message, from myself”
Frantically eating popcorn was what made me a fan.
I find Katya out (and in, of course) of drag to be ridiculously attractive, I mean those arms... Damn😍😍❤️❤️ This episode is a masterpiece once again!
"You dont follow her back????"
The bomb almost goes off and they defused it in time thank God
as a former competitive swimmer I'm living for Trixie calling Christina Aguilera the Michael Phelps of singing
I also love the "play stay shon" thing, it's a satisfying sound
As someone also from wisconsin, can confirm the excitement of qdoba, noodles and company, and jimmy johns when i go back to visit fam 😂
i love the sunburn story developing from weed to k this is character development
Why not both?
Wasn't it also molly
@@JaydeRyan I think Trixie has slowly reveled she’s not as “straight edge” as she portrays herself to be. Also from the way Trixie tells the stories and talks about the highs that night, it seems she did more then just a bit of molly.
@@AlenkoJay ik it's just funny she's told that story w like a million dif drugs
@@JaydeRyan Yeah, I love how little by little we keep learning more about that night and boy does it sound like a wild night lol.
The wig snatch gives me life everytime! TV show suggestion for Katya: Servant (AppleTV). It makes up for “Old”.
Why is Catwoman with Halle Berry so despised? I loved the film when I was a child. Cool women fighting, cats, superheroes. What else you need?
Cos is a bad representation of the character. Halle could have been a good Selina.
@@larala21mil I don’t think most people who complain about it know anything about the character lol
I loved it! Mmmhmmm...
24:16 Trixie looked so genuinely concerned
I endorse Katya's plan for Trixie to replace Ryan Murphy. :D
When I was around 8 I wanted a cell phone so bad, but obviously my mother wasn’t buying a cell phone for a literal child. My oldest sister gave me her old PDA and you couldn’t tell me I wasn’t a 30-something successful business woman a la Romy and Michelle 😜 I was livinggggg
Trixie and Katya talking about birds of prey and how good it was added years onto my life
this is slowly becoming a movie review pod and i'm so here for it
I LOVE hearing that old “play station “
Same. I think they brought that back from the original PS1 commercials back in the mid 90s. I miss the PS1 start up sound. Bmmmmm BWAAAAAAAMMM. My parents loved hearing that at 2am.
as a starbucks barista i am very confused as to what drink trixie has i have never made anything that colour
this podcast is why I don't need to use welbutrin on top of my zoloft prescription anymore
53:13 katya sending me to the shadow realm with the this explosive outrage