Everybody Hates Chris - Who Is Oprah?

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  • @niecesweet4929
    @niecesweet4929 8 років тому +6265

    "When do you have time to meet this talk show HOsts"
    Best line 👌😂

    • @nelly6695
      @nelly6695 5 років тому +152

      Niece sweet bro I never peeped that until now 😂😂😂

    • @keithrobin6566
      @keithrobin6566 5 років тому +13

      @@nelly6695 me too

    • @yourmommasfavoritechild2257
      @yourmommasfavoritechild2257 5 років тому +37

      I didn’t even know she saaid that thank you😹😹🔥🔥👏🏼

    • @jeannedecembre4514
      @jeannedecembre4514 5 років тому +12

      @@nelly6695 Really ?! I peep it the first time, meaning now !

    • @kristaadams848
      @kristaadams848 4 роки тому +10

      I thought that's what she said lol 🤣

  • @mattneff
    @mattneff 5 років тому +3917

    I love how everyone is friends with Jerome and just accepts the fact that he's going to steal from them

    • @madisonfrancis8017
      @madisonfrancis8017 5 років тому +194

      Matt Neff fr like that was the funniest part of the whole clip

    • @MiG2880
      @MiG2880 5 років тому +152

      If Jerome tried that with me, Jerome would be soup.

    • @armagetronfasttrack9808
      @armagetronfasttrack9808 5 років тому +488

      He wanted Jerome to steal it from him. That's why he changed the message on the answering machine to "We're not home right now" so that Jerome would think that he's not home so that he could steal the machine. The dad wanted it to be stolen because it gives him an excuse as to why the answering machine is no longer in the house, which the dad doesn't want in there because he doesn't want his friends to leave anymore suspect messages.

    • @FriedRicePlease
      @FriedRicePlease 5 років тому +48

      @@armagetronfasttrack9808 this was the comment i was looking for thanks fam

    • @jeffrousseau4033
      @jeffrousseau4033 5 років тому +75

      It sucks that we never saw Jerome interact with Risky😅

  • @gothichawkerjon5972
    @gothichawkerjon5972 7 років тому +6741

    " Oprah doesn't know what I look like without my makeup"
    And neither does my father

    • @alicelu5691
      @alicelu5691 5 років тому +69

      Gothic Hawker JON and oprah has a bunch of makeups, I don’t understand this clip....

    • @Og_Uchime
      @Og_Uchime 5 років тому +23

      😂😂😂

    • @goofybutserious4807
      @goofybutserious4807 5 років тому +9

      What?

    • @DCFresh
      @DCFresh 5 років тому +6

      😂😂😂

    • @donutsarethebest
      @donutsarethebest 5 років тому +4

      David Adventure234 never met his father

  • @tanisoneye6639
    @tanisoneye6639 5 років тому +2792

    “Oprah doesn’t know what I look like without my makeup”
    “And neither does my father”
    😂😂😂

    • @inouskehashibira1045
      @inouskehashibira1045 5 років тому +47

      Clearly he must know because he lived with her his whole life. 😂

    • @Sam-oe4dt
      @Sam-oe4dt 4 роки тому +18

      Mike Spector not his whole life

    • @GreezyG74G
      @GreezyG74G 4 роки тому +11

      U badd tani

    • @flapjack6495
      @flapjack6495 3 роки тому +16

      That's the most real line I've ever heard lmao

    • @OhDusk
      @OhDusk 2 роки тому +13

      Chris Rock made this show 10x funnier with his lines 😂😂

  • @cassiusriley3060
    @cassiusriley3060 8 років тому +1835

    1:14 Rochelle is in this bag!!!! LMAO!

  • @gaishaification
    @gaishaification 9 років тому +6350

    Julius is always in his work clothes wowwwww😮😮

  • @sheolcodemonkey4027
    @sheolcodemonkey4027 5 років тому +638

    "Julius, baby, do you know what's in this bag?"
    If she'd followed that up with "fifty three dollars and ninety eight cents worth of makeup" that would have been an open and shut discussion

    • @constablekennedy7705
      @constablekennedy7705 2 роки тому +19

      Agreed ………….. 💀

    • @TryPuttingItInRice
      @TryPuttingItInRice 2 роки тому +27

      Seriously tho, if Julius was okay with throwing away that much money in makeup then that shows how serious that man is.

    • @johnnycee9325
      @johnnycee9325 2 роки тому +2

      Aaaabb so fuckin lutely!
      😂😂😂

  • @theautistic.teacher
    @theautistic.teacher 8 років тому +5016

    "who the hell is Oprah?"😂😂😂😂

  • @jumpboytae1133
    @jumpboytae1133 7 років тому +783

    Hey, lil dude's father from across the street. 😂😂😂😂

    • @blakeesmith
      @blakeesmith 7 років тому +25

      😂😂😂

    • @edress
      @edress 5 років тому +16

      I was just scroll down looking for this comment 😁🤣🤣

    • @mainaccount7585
      @mainaccount7585 4 роки тому +7

      @@edress same 😂

    • @keithrobin6566
      @keithrobin6566 4 роки тому +4

      @@mainaccount7585 hahaha

  • @nathanmalik1697
    @nathanmalik1697 3 роки тому +611

    "And that's how Oprah's audience went from all male to all female." Wow. Thanks for the history lesson guys.

  • @haitiankid9456
    @haitiankid9456 6 років тому +644

    "Rochelle is in this bag"😂

    • @edgarcastillo8369
      @edgarcastillo8369 4 роки тому +23

      Here's her eyelashes,her complexion, her cheeks, her fingernails!!

  • @kaiquesworld2737
    @kaiquesworld2737 5 років тому +146

    "When do you have time and where you go to meet this talk show HOst" 😂

  • @laurenchristi
    @laurenchristi 4 роки тому +198

    the end has me SCREAMING . “he still came back later and tried to steal the tv” BYE 😂😂

    • @jordxnjordan
      @jordxnjordan 2 роки тому +1

      ok...bye tf

    • @JP-rf8rr
      @JP-rf8rr 2 роки тому +1

      Why did he let him steal the answering machine tho?

    • @nananyantakyi1549
      @nananyantakyi1549 2 роки тому +12

      @@JP-rf8rr because it got him into trouble with Chris's mom

    • @MrJ0mmy
      @MrJ0mmy Рік тому

      im shocked he let him take that
      answering machine
      that $50 worth of
      answering machine

  • @ruanmachado6922
    @ruanmachado6922 4 роки тому +154

    "he still came back later and tried to steal the tv”
    😂😂😂

  • @nilesefrancis9894
    @nilesefrancis9894 10 років тому +3740

    What's up lil dude's father from across the street?

  • @aniforprez
    @aniforprez 7 років тому +2837

    this is comedy gold. also Rochelle makes a great point. of course women don't need makeup to look beautiful but if the woman feels good with her makeup on, then all power to her. also Julius, don't throw out makeup that shit costs a fortune

    • @coolman5242
      @coolman5242 6 років тому +176

      I'm pretty sure the man working 2 jobs is aware that the make-up that's bought for his jobless wife is expensive.

    • @jasminevaliente96
      @jasminevaliente96 6 років тому +71

      @@coolman5242 then he should stop throwing out shit

    • @theradionicrevival8068
      @theradionicrevival8068 5 років тому +4

      aniforprez ^^^^^^

    • @southtext3400
      @southtext3400 5 років тому +40

      Most men think women look better without makeup

    • @theradionicrevival8068
      @theradionicrevival8068 5 років тому +38

      HockeyBaseball09876543456789876543 while true i think its fair for the women to decide whether or not she looks good with or without makeup
      If she thinks she doesn’t its her choice; it is her body afterall

  • @lessermook7608
    @lessermook7608 3 роки тому +261

    "Rochelle is in this BAG!!!!"
    - She's a walking, loud timebomb, but i love this woman. Her character is so over the top funny

  • @MichaelCHorler
    @MichaelCHorler 2 роки тому +37

    1:07 That confusion and frustration in her voice is gold. 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @pisces2569
    @pisces2569 7 років тому +288

    "That was the last time those words were ever spoken"
    Best line in this video

  • @squidward9191
    @squidward9191 5 років тому +104

    Aw he's adorable. "Oprah says you don't have to paint your face for me"

  • @twmax6525
    @twmax6525 8 років тому +215

    "Like everything." LOL!

    • @red1387
      @red1387 5 років тому +4

      Chris recited this quote as soon as I scrolled by it.

  • @beagleeye18
    @beagleeye18 5 років тому +326

    “Lil dude’s father from across the street” 😂😂😂

  • @kiki_101_
    @kiki_101_ 3 роки тому +46

    “She is giving out VERY dangerous information” 😂

  • @ladybug3542
    @ladybug3542 6 років тому +128

    “Hey Jerome”😂😂😂😂😂 Julius got me weak with the bat newspaper

  • @JMDarkly1
    @JMDarkly1 5 років тому +104

    Poor Julius. He tried listening to Oprah for advice and women, and nearly got killed for it. Story of life.

    • @amylee8969
      @amylee8969 Рік тому +1

      How did Rochelle not know who Oprah was. She was extremely popular.

    • @christiankarlkarganilla2763
      @christiankarlkarganilla2763 Рік тому +9

      @@amylee8969 The show was set in the 80s and The Oprah Winfrey Show basically started in the same time so she wasn't that much popular then compared to now.

  • @Bl4zin_C
    @Bl4zin_C 5 років тому +49

    “Baby do yunno what’s in this bag?.. ROCHELLE IS IN THIS BAG!”😂😂🙌🏽

  • @tamarawilson9642
    @tamarawilson9642 5 років тому +42

    “Roshelle is in this bag!!!”
    I felt that on a spiritual level

  • @3mrsx
    @3mrsx 7 років тому +408

    For a guy who counts every penny wastes, its fitting to see him allow jerome to steal the answer machine

    • @crystalmorrison1616
      @crystalmorrison1616 7 років тому +136

      TheNormalOne he was just tired of people leaving message it was the machine that got him into trouble with his wife

    • @henrypeters5291
      @henrypeters5291 5 років тому +69

      Also, people kept calling the machine to check if the apartment was empty so they could try to rob it. It was a liability

    • @OfficiallyKelvin
      @OfficiallyKelvin 5 років тому +16

      AND he was willing to toss out make up thats PAID for and I'm pretty sure it costs a lot!

    • @jamespatton6453
      @jamespatton6453 5 років тому +1

      I n n n.n

    • @jamespatton6453
      @jamespatton6453 5 років тому +1

      @@crystalmorrison1616
      O

  • @aaronking980
    @aaronking980 4 роки тому +66

    Rochelle dealt with this calmer than I thought she would.

  • @1XMadcowX1
    @1XMadcowX1 13 років тому +156

    lol he still came back later and tried to steal the TV :D

    • @lo-fq6iw
      @lo-fq6iw 5 років тому +3

      You're an OG

    • @eva.maneva5843
      @eva.maneva5843 5 років тому +7

      I was looking for this comment Jerome must be stopped lol

  • @agileapplet
    @agileapplet 7 років тому +217

    I miss this show. It's underrated.

    • @aidanfox9505
      @aidanfox9505 3 роки тому +2

      Agree I was 1 when this show came out and it ended when I was 5.

    • @constablekennedy7705
      @constablekennedy7705 2 роки тому +1

      You and me both Fella ………. 👍🏿

  • @ashleyappiah94
    @ashleyappiah94 7 років тому +680

    The way their house was set up was always weird to me.

    • @RespectTheJuxx
      @RespectTheJuxx 7 років тому +5

      Ashley Appiah how??

    • @KumiesCummies
      @KumiesCummies 6 років тому +89

      Yeah, I always noticed the weird architecture growing up. It makes sense, considering it’s just a set in LA.

    • @frankmathews1110
      @frankmathews1110 6 років тому +37

      Because it was the 80s in tha movies

    • @SirAlazar
      @SirAlazar 5 років тому +17

      I know right, reminds me of a big ass Circle, I wonder if their house is one big donut

    • @Archarrow520
      @Archarrow520 5 років тому +5

      Actually bed stuy where they live is in Brooklyn New York

  • @NYRyder1983
    @NYRyder1983 6 років тому +36

    Who the hell is Oprah?
    That was the last time those words were ever spoken.
    😂

  • @Layefamax
    @Layefamax 4 роки тому +19

    He still came back to try and steal the TV😂😂😂

  • @rogueryder3285
    @rogueryder3285 3 роки тому +32

    0:41, notice how she said hoe-ost instead of host

  • @tyrothethird3081
    @tyrothethird3081 2 роки тому +34

    "Who the hell is Oprah?!"
    "That was the last time those words were ever spoken."

  • @itskimduhhh
    @itskimduhhh 5 років тому +46

    I LIVE FOR TICHINA ARNOLD AS ROCHELLE👏🏽👏🏽😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @realnewsthatmatters9319
    @realnewsthatmatters9319 2 роки тому +36

    Everybody missed the fact that Rochelle actually said "Talk Show Ho" and then she put an "st" on the end of it. Classic prime time tv innuendo.😅😅😅

  • @roseberry-nj2ux
    @roseberry-nj2ux 3 роки тому +20

    I really wish the answering machine would have had a recording of Julius telling Jerome to put the machine down right as he was picking it up.

  • @keanumoore
    @keanumoore Рік тому +7

    "I don't know what Oprah's saying, but she's giving out very dangerous information." Some things haven't changed...

  • @theroleplayinggamer837
    @theroleplayinggamer837 5 років тому +22

    Welp. This has to be the most bass-ackwards argument I've EVER heard between a married couple. And it's FUNNY AS HELL.

  • @Digital_Love_Amsterdam
    @Digital_Love_Amsterdam 2 роки тому +7

    Lil dude’s father from across the street 🤣🤣🤣

  • @RLAsmiley
    @RLAsmiley 9 років тому +188

    this woman reminds me of my mother so much

  • @solentadesse7205
    @solentadesse7205 8 років тому +533

    He's actually trying to be a good husband but she is wasting the opportunity have a better marriage it just doesn't make sense.

    • @EmptyMan000
      @EmptyMan000 8 років тому +146

      Of course. Rochelle is the stereotypical nonsensical African American women. She doesn't care about sense. All she cares about personal momentary needs.

    • @youngcitybandit
      @youngcitybandit 8 років тому +3

      EmptyMan000 agreed

    • @HappiSushi12
      @HappiSushi12 8 років тому +74

      This thread is disgusting, I could be saying the same thing about stereotypical black men.

    • @youngcitybandit
      @youngcitybandit 8 років тому +62

      HappiSushi12​ lol the way julius is portraying is not stereotypical whatsoever.
      Also the reason why the black men are horrible is because theyre raised by single black women....

    • @HappiSushi12
      @HappiSushi12 8 років тому +20

      I never said Black women are considered uglier I don't know where you got that statement from. Black women were in feminism since the 1800's and there were still fathers in the house hold. I just love how your comment glosses over how Julius has a poor diet, cheap, and his son DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL. Those are big stereotypes right there.

  • @rebeccasnoel
    @rebeccasnoel 7 років тому +58

    He still came back lather to try to steel the TV hahahaha

  • @richardrocha
    @richardrocha 5 років тому +16

    Her original voice is so sweet, very different from the brazilian localization.

  • @undeadkhalid6359
    @undeadkhalid6359 5 років тому +11

    " hey, little dude's father from across the street "
    lol

  • @famguyfan33647
    @famguyfan33647 3 роки тому +10

    "...where do you go to meet this talk show ho........st?"
    I died

  • @DDRUTOU
    @DDRUTOU 4 роки тому +18

    Rochelle is like, "you work 2 jobs to support me...oh, and the kids. You not supposed to have any time to have fun". The more i watch this show, the more I realize how similar she was to Peggy Bundy, in some form

    • @someonesomeone2166
      @someonesomeone2166 3 місяці тому +1

      No she was saying he doesn't have time to be meeting with a talkshow host for dinner or something she still thought he was cheating

  • @deavanjean-baptiste3401
    @deavanjean-baptiste3401 9 років тому +58

    This show is AWESOME

    • @stephenking5852
      @stephenking5852 6 років тому

      The first time I saw this show was on a ✈️. The episode I saw was the babysitter one.

  • @ninafangirl1
    @ninafangirl1 3 роки тому +12

    Awe julius is such a thoughtful husband

  • @viniciusmarquesii3220
    @viniciusmarquesii3220 6 років тому +13

    Julius, baby! Do you know what's in this bag?
    Rochelle is this bag Lmao

  • @seededsoul
    @seededsoul 6 років тому +8

    Lol that tv guide was such a true to time period reference.

  • @vincenthughes1327
    @vincenthughes1327 2 роки тому +3

    0:37 ho host funny as hell 🤣 😂 😆 😭 💀 😄 🤣

  • @ana-moon
    @ana-moon 3 роки тому +9

    "Ho......st" LOL

  • @be.amazingkelly
    @be.amazingkelly 2 роки тому +6

    OMG!!! HILARIOUS..... I hope they bring this show back.

  • @gamingwithanthonyself3961
    @gamingwithanthonyself3961 3 роки тому +5

    When do you have time to meet this talk show ho st best line 😂👌🏾

  • @hadbetterdays8118
    @hadbetterdays8118 3 роки тому +12

    So did Rochelle predict Oprah being dangerous considering who she's buddies with

  • @science-era
    @science-era 2 роки тому +3

    "Do you know what's in this bag? Rochelle is in this bag" LMAO

  • @TheEvilSlayer7
    @TheEvilSlayer7 4 роки тому +4

    So nobody is gonna talk about when JAMES left that voicemail beat boxing or rapping it lol

  • @geekchickaz
    @geekchickaz 5 років тому +6

    When you're on first name terms with the person that robs you 😅

  • @AlanaGurl
    @AlanaGurl Рік тому +3

    “HOst” 😂😂😂😂

  • @EPGamer22
    @EPGamer22 3 роки тому +5

    Chris and his dad never gets a break

  • @alexypolivany7148
    @alexypolivany7148 3 роки тому +1

    I’m from a different culture from another side of the world and I appreciate this show showing me this side of America!

  • @JinisBored
    @JinisBored 5 років тому +6

    "Who the hell is Oprah?"
    That was the last time those words were ever spoken. Well shit xD

  • @ebonymoore2940
    @ebonymoore2940 2 роки тому +1

    She’s giving out VERY DANGEROUS INFORMATION‼️🤣🤞🏾

  • @mmatt6573
    @mmatt6573 5 років тому +8

    Her character is one of the most self centered people I’ve ever seen. Poor Julius.

  • @jtm2464
    @jtm2464 2 роки тому +2

    Jerome got a stocking cap on I'm dead 💀

  • @montsicarter-gustin7306
    @montsicarter-gustin7306 3 роки тому +4

    talk show HOst 🤣🤣🤣

  • @leeschloss4840
    @leeschloss4840 5 років тому +8

    So Juilus is friends with the guy that robs Chris everyday. Wonder if that's sneaky way of getting his money back from Chris? lol

  • @PhantomAarantula
    @PhantomAarantula 2 роки тому +3

    Problem with trying to learn from other people how to treat your wife is that only you should know your wife enough and how to treat her.

  • @alexdeghost2729
    @alexdeghost2729 8 років тому +72

    That's 8.00$ worth of make-up.

  • @chrissmith8216
    @chrissmith8216 Рік тому +1

    Lol@ Lil Dude's father from across the street...

  • @warhawkplane9564
    @warhawkplane9564 4 роки тому +10

    0:58 Rochelle: What’s in the bag?🤨
    Julius: Throwing out your Makeup 💄
    Rochelle: Your Doing What?😨

  • @GDAWG4232
    @GDAWG4232 12 років тому +10

    haha lil dude's father from across the street.. haha

  • @LarryBanks85
    @LarryBanks85 2 роки тому +6

    I love Ms. Oprah Winfrey and I love Everybody Hates Chris show.

  • @katelynnbiller399
    @katelynnbiller399 6 років тому +2

    Lol the mom is my favorite 😂

  • @mustangcody
    @mustangcody Рік тому +3

    "You're SUPPOSED TO be working two jobs and sleeping all day..."
    I'd be fucking pissed if I was Julius. The only reason he works two jobs is because Rochelle could never put her pride after her family and work despite the bullshit. Now the man can't even watch TV in his limited free time without the leach wife giving him attitude.

  • @matthewfernandez2698
    @matthewfernandez2698 Рік тому +2

    "Who the hell is Oprah?" *That was the last time those words were ever spoken!*

  • @randomguy8215
    @randomguy8215 6 років тому +6

    You know that's sad when a man is afraid of his wife and especially when it's Julius

  • @PrincessOfTheNight01
    @PrincessOfTheNight01 3 роки тому +1

    This guy really had a see through durag on his face lol 😂.

  • @ZbJeeBies
    @ZbJeeBies 5 років тому +8

    josh wouldn't be too happy with rochelle's lack of knowledge about oprah...

  • @Unlockerz
    @Unlockerz Рік тому

    Do you know who’s in this bag! 😂😂😂, Rochelle is in this bag 😂😂😂.

  • @renatamiguel8718
    @renatamiguel8718 5 років тому +27

    Pena que nao tem legenda. Amo a serie ♡

    • @LPBineli
      @LPBineli Рік тому

      Mas vc já assistiu dublado

  • @thevatojoefromthe2097
    @thevatojoefromthe2097 5 років тому +3

    I swear everybody hates Chris is one of funniest shows

  • @angelfuturejob
    @angelfuturejob 5 років тому +5

    The amount of insecurity Rochelle has

  • @Reggie202010
    @Reggie202010 2 роки тому

    Rochelle IS IN THIS BAG! LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nic4319
    @nic4319 3 роки тому +8

    Does Julius knows how much makeup costs ? 😳

  • @saintakins187
    @saintakins187 3 роки тому +3

    Julius gave him the best jumpscared known to man, in the black community if you break into a house while we are home you ain't leaving alive.
    In this situation right here, Julius expected Jerome to break into the house therefore he only got a jumpscare because Julius had no further use for a answering machine.

    • @anndeecosita3586
      @anndeecosita3586 2 роки тому

      I’m black and but I wouldn’t say I consider that a black thing. My family is Southern. If I broke into any rural Southern home regardless of race while people are home I expect to leave in a body bag because 99 percent of them are packing and even the little kids know how to shoot.

  • @08Sage
    @08Sage 6 років тому +3

    Rochelle is in this bag! Lol

  • @raeganharris6206
    @raeganharris6206 5 років тому +3

    Why is there a pop up saying that this video may be "inappropriate for some users"? This is literally about a husband telling his wife that he loves her the way she is and that he's been watching and taking advice from a show host on how to improve their marriage. Inappropriate? Come on!

  • @keithrobin6566
    @keithrobin6566 4 роки тому +8

    Lil dude's father from across the street

  • @ShadowyKatz
    @ShadowyKatz 3 роки тому +1

    She went from one issue straight to the next to try to pick a fight, then she simmered down real quick.

  • @fostinawhat4861
    @fostinawhat4861 4 роки тому +10

    Jerome's mask really isn't needed 😂💀

  • @lolitaeisden5928
    @lolitaeisden5928 6 років тому +2

    Whem she said fingernails😂😂😂 weak 💀

  • @thestormlscoming
    @thestormlscoming 4 роки тому +2

    I love this show so much

  • @lemarligon6896
    @lemarligon6896 5 років тому +2

    When do you have time to meet this talk show HOst?

  • @blazethebrony3829
    @blazethebrony3829 3 роки тому +15

    "Eu não preciso assistir essa cena em inglês, meu marido tem 2 empregos!"

  • @joewilliams4134
    @joewilliams4134 3 роки тому +2

    Who the hell is Oprah? 🤬😤👊🏾👊🏾 Listen to this message 👂🏾

  • @BiteMe5664
    @BiteMe5664 4 роки тому +5

    I never noticed her makeup it looks really natural