When your opponent blunders and conveniently misses your perfectly planned trap, turning your victory into a stalemate (might be based on true experience)
@@ToastyNugg maybe it was a move so bad it was outside of his calculation and because he was low on time he ended up doing random stuff and end up stalemating
Those who didn't get the US vs UK part, basically, white(UK) has no Queen cause we all know why, and black(US) is missing 2 rooks/towers because we all know why
0:25 as a former 100 elo player (now 272 😎😎) I have yet to play against the legendary en passant Edit: I DID MY FIRST ONE TODAY. My opponent paused for 30 seconds
@@justanimation007 even if you blunder something, it's just worth it, since it stuns your opponent for at least 7 seconds to realize what just happened
@@justanimation007 I had my rook staring at the queen behind an enemy pawn and I decided to move my pawn 2 squares right next to it. He had a habit of always taking en passant so I was practically tempting him to do it. He fell for it. I took his queen and he resigned right after.
Me when this dude is down 29 points in materials in a 10:00 game but decides to let the clock go down for 7 minutes and not let me get any of the five different checkmate-in-2’s that were available
It's the artifical fish that takes roughly 6 years and 4 months to make, it's used to make the rare fish sauce, which is worth over 749,999.99 US dollars
0:28 uh, Anish giri, Levy Rozman (former chess player), Ben finegold, and Vishwanathan Aanad although, thats 3, kind of 4, out of literally thousands, it’s literally the 0.0001%, Levy ain’t a GM, cuz he’s better then most of them, and I don’t mean over the board
Wanna know why bri'ish sucks at chess? Because they lost their queen Wanna know why americans sucks at chess? They lost already 2 towers/rooks Wanna know why French Lose so often? Because they surrender
When your opponent blunders and conveniently misses your perfectly planned trap, turning your victory into a stalemate (might be based on true experience)
How
Happened to me 😢
Not a blunder if it avoided a checkmate lol
Might be, yeah.
@@ToastyNugg maybe it was a move so bad it was outside of his calculation and because he was low on time he ended up doing random stuff and end up stalemating
POV: ur not a chess player and still don’t have a girlfriend
I keep it halal
@@harrycop7944 no bitches?
@@XerTaaL i said i keep it halal bro im muslim
@@harrycop7944 npc
@@32marko45 what
It went from famous chess players trying to go against the best chess players to famous chess players suffering by an AI cat.
the Tennison gambit is bad until you get hit by an intercontinental ballistic missile
EXACTLY, I personally play that variation and was very distraught when they called me out.
0:30
Mitten's ' (1) ' is not her elo, its her rank.
Then hikaru is 3240th lol
@@harrycop7944 then it confirms it, I'm better than hikaru 😤😤
@@artilatium yes
Guess im in the top 100s
@@artilatium Ameteur, I'm in second place!
That one guy who just knows the rules of chess, and doesn't know anything else:
average bishop fan vs average knight enjoyer
*Average Queen fan vs Average Pawn enjoyer*
Those who didn't get the US vs UK part, basically, white(UK) has no Queen cause we all know why, and black(US) is missing 2 rooks/towers because we all know why
It's rigged to white favour with an entire pawn worth of point up + can actually castle
Oh that's just toxic, dark, insulting humor.
@@barxmorOnYT AND hilarious
@@barxmorOnYT Can't tell if you're serious or not
@@someone1949 not
0:31 very ironic, because Gotham chess actually have girlfriend also Anish Giri has wife
They both have wifes not girlfriends, checkmate ig
i saw this thing in gothamchess's video,
anish has 2 kids he knows a bit abt mating
There might be a minimum elo threshold for chess players to start having girlfriends again?
Nice two chess players have a girlfriend/wife
@@FSL.. Maybe it works in video-games too? 🤔
0:25 as a former 100 elo player (now 272 😎😎) I have yet to play against the legendary en passant
Edit: I DID MY FIRST ONE TODAY. My opponent paused for 30 seconds
Unspoken chess rule: always take the en passant
@@justanimation007 even if you blunder something, it's just worth it, since it stuns your opponent for at least 7 seconds to realize what just happened
@@mucahitkaratas19 depends on how good your opponent is, ive played games that i wanted someone to take the en passant, just as to trade off material
@@justanimation007 I had my rook staring at the queen behind an enemy pawn and I decided to move my pawn 2 squares right next to it. He had a habit of always taking en passant so I was practically tempting him to do it.
He fell for it. I took his queen and he resigned right after.
Congratulations 🎉
Chessplayers have no girlfriends.
Meanwhile Gothamchess (Levy): yeah funny😂
Does he tho
Levy got married
@@kawsarjahan7282 Technically speaking he doesn't have a girlfriend, then, and neither does Anish Giri
@@carmacksanderson3937 wym
@@linusasbjrnsimonlautruplyn4537 he doesn't have a girlfriend.
He has a wife
0:33 me when I discovered castling
Average d4 fan vs average grob opening enjoyer
as an average d4 fan i dont consider midgames really just endgames and that made me bad
Me when this dude is down 29 points in materials in a 10:00 game but decides to let the clock go down for 7 minutes and not let me get any of the five different checkmate-in-2’s that were available
American Psycho stare.mp4
I hate those people
A guy wasted 7 minutes when I had checkmate but I blundered and it was a draw instead.
600 Elo Moment
@@ihatelosing9508 🎵 Its my life 🎵
This is outstanding keep up the best work bruva👍👍
Ohio vs. Oklahoma: who wins
Jarvis, there's a pawn on e4 as the 1st move.
You have mate in 27, Mr.Stark.
This is so ON POINT
that Bosnian Ape Society tribute is gold
I dont get that one
When your opponent blunders and causes a forced checkmate
0:22 As a Traxler enjoyer, I can some what understand that
when new player discovered en passant and just use it all day long even in the worst situations
Pov: you make a brilliant move: *npesta beating bloodbath meme*
I dont know why but im addicted to chesss now
"credit gotham chess" thanks i thought it was hikaru for a sec
Lmao the en passant was on point 🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Chess Sigma Rule 459:* "We do not have girlfriends. We have wives." 🍷🗿
Huh, due to this meme I just realized that Levy kinda looks like Tony Stark
What the fuck is this comment
When you blunder your queen and your opponent doesn't see it
me when my opponent that i am losing to doesnt accept offer of draw
We love you 3000
I studied 20 moves(multiple lines, not just one, lol) of najdorf theory only for them to play the alapin :/
Saying chess players have no gf's immediately followed by a meme with Levy in it is wild
0:13 That checks hard..
yes Yes YES
9/10 not enough bongcloud attack.
"Chess players have no girlfriends"
gotham , magnus :- "I dont even exist baby i am just an illusion"
Me who only knows the strat to lose the fastest:
and he sacrifices THE KING
0:25 I'm 1000 and I still do that when I see en passant
Me when i blunder my queen for the 7th time: (yes i actually did blunder my queen 7 times)
Mittens is a menace
Bro my friend beat the teacher in chess in our class
Why did chess get so popular all of a sudden bru
I play chess like I play the checkboard game (can’t remember it’s name)
Im Bosnian but i still didnt try the Bosnian opening ima do it rn!
0:06 UK lost their Queen, US lost their towers 💀
I personally first heard about en passant like 2 days ago
Stockfish?
Let’s go I’m your 300th Sub…
When you blunder your queen but your opponent doesnt see it 0:17
Huh! I played chess 10 years without knowing a single opening 🙂
When you're both a chess player and a girlfriend
Jk even girls can be single
Subtle.
When you discover that you're not that good at chess.
I felt that one.
When you use the queen’s gambit, but the enemy promotes all their pieces to a king to do a king’s gambit.
(You can totally do this and I’m not lying)
I don't play chess. Should I start just so I understand this slander?
I mean... Sounds right to me
0:24 actually true
Me when I got a girlfriend and started getting into chess at around the same time
Im pretty sure everyone watching this video already know about levy
I love how the next clip after saying chess players have no girlfriends you show a chess player with a girlfirend
Number of chess players who have a girlfriend: zero
GothamChess: Guess I'm a checkers IM now
0:11 So Twilight was a lie.
I dont get the "Bosnian Ape society firing an icbm at you" meme
Accurade
true
When you 1600 elo (on lichess)
He was wrong about the chess players with girlfriends one anish giri, me 🤣
Queen fans when they see a knight (They can't do anything)
funny
XD
"chess players dont have girlfriends" shows dude who lives of chess and has a wife right afterwards(phrase still correct)
lmao
1 elo cat :)
but then, stockfish spawns..
Not that far fetched
i remember when my opponent used en peasant first time on me and i reported him for cheating haha
Dude puts "slander" in the title but doesn't show Slenderman in the video.
0/10
Would not recommend to watch this video.
Im sorry man, but that joke sucks, im the only one with the guts to finally tell you that.
@@person732 meh reply
Me who has a girlfriend and is crystal league in chess: intresting
POV: u spell slander wrongly
Whats chesseburger
hehe, chess player and gf 🥱
why do I have a feeling that 90% of the chess players are introverts 💀 playing chess for 14 years now, I became an introvert after one year lmao
Number of chess players that have a girlfriend: Anish Giri
I have a girlfriend, maybe that's why I'm stuck at 700.
Chess players don't have girlfriends, they have wives.
0:29 I literally had a girlfriend before I started playing.
Now you don't
What the hell is stockfish
Don't worry you will discover Stockfish when you turn 6
Best chess bot in the world
It's the artifical fish that takes roughly 6 years and 4 months to make, it's used to make the rare fish sauce, which is worth over 749,999.99 US dollars
Dont agree with the Girlfriend part look at magnus rizz
Usa no towers uk no queen
I broke up with my girlfriend so I can study chess
0:28 uh, Anish giri, Levy Rozman (former chess player), Ben finegold, and Vishwanathan Aanad although, thats 3, kind of 4, out of literally thousands, it’s literally the 0.0001%, Levy ain’t a GM, cuz he’s better then most of them, and I don’t mean over the board
Jokes. Ever heard of 'em?
@@hermesthegreek5247 I can appreciate jokes when they’re accurate, that one was only mostly accurate
@@dankness420 Jokes aren't meant to be accurate lmao. You're thinking about facts, those need to be accurate.
Who
6 year old s
Wanna know why bri'ish sucks at chess?
Because they lost their queen
Wanna know why americans sucks at chess?
They lost already 2 towers/rooks
Wanna know why French Lose so often?
Because they surrender
the person behind this account is DEFINITELY 12 years old
Who asked
Who cares
cringe