Hissseeiioeessssssss person reading my comments! I am 5 subs away from my goal! I am not trying to force you into helping me out it's just I am so close! IF YOU COuld help me out it'll make my day so much!! YOU DOn't have to either though! :) look anyone reading my comment please ignore it!! I'm really not in the mood to hear people saying shut up to me :(
I was literally going to say that. I was literally looking for the time Dan had that seizure... Then I looked at the comments to get ready to post the comment and then I saw this one.
helloosssssooosss person reading my comments! I am 5 subs away from my goal! I am not trying to force you into helping me out it's just I am so close! IF YOU COuld help me out it'll make my day so much!! YOU DOn't have to either though! :) look anyone reading my comment please ignore it!! I'm really not in the mood to hear people saying shut up to me :(
Hellooo person reading my comments! I am 5 subs away from my goal! I am not trying to force you into helping me out it's just I am so close! IF YOU COuld help me out it'll make my day so much!! YOU DOn't have to either though! :) look anyone reading my comment please ignore it!! I'm really not in the mood to hear people saying shut up to me :(
When you give baldi an apple Me: **gives baldi an apple** Baldi: an apple, for me? Thanks Me: **runs away as baldi licks the apple intentsly** Baldi: **accidentally summons a demon**
Hisssssoooseeeessssssss person reading my comments! I am 5 subs away from my goal! I am not trying to force you into helping me out it's just I am so close! IF YOU COuld help me out it'll make my day so much!! YOU DOn't have to either though! :) look anyone reading my comment please ignore it!! I'm really not in the mood to hear people saying shut up to me :( 4
HahahhahaahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahhaHhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahhahahahhahhahahahhahahhahaha hahahahahha hahahahahhahahahahhahah so true
I haven’t watched you in a while dan, I’ve seen how much you’ve improved and I just want to say I’ve been here for years, I’ve forgotten about you and I’m so sorry but you have changed so much and keep entertaining these kiddos! They will definitely appreciate it one day!
It's funny how at 11:41, Dan grapples away from jumprope girl and from baldi but he grapples himself at a bad spot regardless, cornered. And jumprope girl says "Oops, you messed uuup". It's a coincidental thinh
Is it bad that i'm so mentally scarred from Jacksepticeye and Markiplier that anything remotely creepy that Dan does triggers my "oh god who is it" response
Hisssssss person reading my comments! I am 5 subs away from my goal! I am not trying to force you into helping me out it's just I am so close! IF YOU COuld help me out it'll make my day so much!! YOU DOn't have to either though! :)
![I Survived 1000 Days in Hardcore Minecraft [FULL MOVIE]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/IiYigxtbb-0/mqdefault.jpg)
Baldi: aN aPpLe FoR mE?? tHaNkS!
Baldi 5 minutes later: Gets dan
Yeah he is evil
Baldi: An apple for me? THANKS! *NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM*
Me: His mouth is so fast!
@PROMobYT stop ruining the joke
Just A Girl Who Loves Pewdiepie yeah
LOL
*Baldi’s Ruler*
*Smite V*
*Sharpness V*
*Sweeping Edge lll*
*Bane of Dan V*
Only Minecraft Fans Will Get This
Fortnite kids with -99999999999 IQ: ? I think you mean MecHs!
Us, smart people: you animals
those are the best enchantments to sMaCc thOSe bAD sTudeNTs
No it's this
Fire aspect II
Knockback III
Sharpness V
Unbreaking III
Looting III
Soo yea :D
Wow the strongest wooden sword
We can say that...
An Apple a Day keeps the Ruler Smacking Psycho Away
yes
@@catboyking3093 baldi hates Dan so much that he made his hand flat
Mr Rawburrito probably
@@catboyking3093 I believe that what I said Is true
Haha!😂😂
Principal: Detention for you.
Dan: Breaks out of detention.
Principal: No escaping detention in the halls.
You cant run you cant hide hes always there comeing for you to put you in detentione
Why?
LOL!
I could NOT STOP Laughing at that bit
Lol
No one:
Dan: *breaks out of detention in front of the principal*
TheLegendaryHasan well he tried
@Huong Nguyen (claps)
Yeah I remember that that was so funny
"If you're scared of spoops click away for no spoops" - DanTDM
Mr. TT’s no no no
You're*
I'm not a Weeb I swear stupid...stupid pepole......
I love Dan mr TTS don’t say tat pwease
Graham Smeaton Can you even speak?!
2:00
Dan: “8 notebooks as normal”
Me: it’s usually 7 notebooks, not 8
@My profile picture speaks for itself No, it’s not 7 notebooks it’s 7 noteBOOS
My profile picture speaks for itself I’m not saying this to be rude or anything just saying bc it is a noteboo
It’s not 8 notebooks or 7 notebooks, it’s 7 noteBOOS
Same
@@ashlynpotatoe7857 mine doesn’t
2:03 *Elevator Noise*
Dan: *Confused and scared*
Dans face though!
His glowing green face
Baldi has hair. Therefore, he is
Single-hair-bald-green-shirt-man
*quality is quality*
You need to be a teacher
Hissseeiioeessssssss person reading my comments! I am 5 subs away from my goal! I am not trying to force you into helping me out it's just I am so close! IF YOU COuld help me out it'll make my day so much!! YOU DOn't have to either though! :) look anyone reading my comment please ignore it!! I'm really not in the mood to hear people saying shut up to me :(
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Aurescent gamez_ shut up to me
11:49 when Dan has seizure of playing baldis basics
I kept replaying it lol
Thanks
How much is 1 replay
I was literally going to say that.
I was literally looking for the time Dan had that seizure...
Then I looked at the comments to get ready to post the comment and then I saw this one.
helloosssssooosss person reading my comments! I am 5 subs away from my goal! I am not trying to force you into helping me out it's just I am so close! IF YOU COuld help me out it'll make my day so much!! YOU DOn't have to either though! :) look anyone reading my comment please ignore it!! I'm really not in the mood to hear people saying shut up to me :(
No one is going to talk about Dan's mini tantrum at 11:48 🤣😂
8 note books as normal
Me:
IT WAS 7 NOTEBOOKS
Gacha Life Time same here
Gacha Life Time truuue
I know bro that bothers me so much
Actually spelt noteboos
No it was 7 noteBOOS
11:49...
“DanTDM 2019”
Legend Of The AntZ 191919919191-2882837
LOL xD HE IS FUNNY
Lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Legend Of The AntZ I did that it’s not ok
Imagine dantdm's parenting style
Problably great
Dans child is gonna be a master gamer and WAY too many games😂
@Magdalena Fuentes Did you watch there second newest video
They would be great ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺😁😊
Punishments would be playtime running around their room.
Smak*
11:47
Playtime: *sings Lion Sleeps Tonight*
Baldi: *_KRRRRSH_*
Me: *_P E R F E C T_*
12:50 Awww! He looks so adorable!!!
He does XD and very spoopy
Yep
Make a channel called DadTDM to update us on the baby.
Yasssss
Yeah!!
@Bubble Tea no
@Bubble Tea stop it you stupid begger you think I give any bloody crap about your channel?
@Bubble Tea really dude
Dan: PINHEAD IS BACK
Baldi: who you callin pinhead?
"I'm the dirty dan"
GreenThunder1987 *Patrick intensifies
@@crewly no I'm dirty Dan!
spongebob refrence
GreenThunder1987 how do you have a diamond next to you name?
Dan: everyone’s favourite pinhead is back
Baldi: *who u calling pinhead*
Also Baldi: are you talking about your self
All I could think of is Patrick saying
who you calling pinhead
PATRICK SAYING “who you calling pinhead”
“8 Notebooks, as normal” Daniel Middleton - 2020
Nobody:
Dan: if you leave me alone I’ll buy you a *wig*
LOL
The nobody meme is dead, accept it.
@@bloonyapprentice4340 thank you for saying it
Shayaan And Ayaan hahahahahahha
8:00
FINALLY I’ve been waiting so long for our favourite bald man...
Hellooo person reading my comments! I am 5 subs away from my goal! I am not trying to force you into helping me out it's just I am so close! IF YOU COuld help me out it'll make my day so much!! YOU DOn't have to either though! :) look anyone reading my comment please ignore it!! I'm really not in the mood to hear people saying shut up to me :(
What about Dr. Trayourus?
Aurescent gamez_ i will just coz u seem nice :)
2:14 is easily the one of the best parts lol
Me: watches this video
My Mom: Randomly turns on weird music in the living room
Dan: makes a weird face
*timing 100*
Me:gyjgmjyfnhtdfy jughtfnhdhtnf hit
You reading this comment:who this bruhhhhhhhhh
*GAME*
TIMING 100000000
When you see baldi, in the thumbnail, you know that we are going to see the weird side of Dan
Uh ohh
Dc Plays roblox ?
No lie
@Trent Spencer why have you been looking for my comments😂
@Trent Spencer why are you trying to find my comments?😂
"Whip it faster"
-DanTDM 2019
Lol😂
8:37 literally fell back in chair cause I got jumpscared
• nokai ally • same also i liked
Oh me to
11:49 When I remember a funny joke
DanTDM: I put the padlock on imagine if he just busted right through
2 seconds later
DanTDM:WHAT?
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly...
He gave baldi a SNACC
Lolllolol
Add
I love you
You stole this JUST FROM THE COMMENT ABOVE YOU
@@PersonWithSubs Its below.
When you give baldi an apple
Me: **gives baldi an apple**
Baldi: an apple, for me? Thanks
Me: **runs away as baldi licks the apple intentsly**
Baldi: **accidentally summons a demon**
I don’t understand.
I jump every time any youtuber gets caught by baldi even though the jumpscare is always the same T^T
I feel pathetic T^T
No one:
Principal: No escaping detention in the halls.
Isn’t everyone excited for hardcore?
Hardcore! Hardcore! Hardcore! I literally can’t wait! 😂
Avocado Muffin I happy
DAN PLS DEAFEAT THE DRAGON OMG PLS DO IT ALL IN 1 VIDEO PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS
I loved the raid in the other hardcore
Patricia Adams takes alot of time, be patient jeez
Me to
2:00 dan: 8 note books, that's normal
Mu coment: dont you mean 7 ? XD
MemeLord DK do trur
@MemeLord DK not 7 notebooks 7 noteboos
3:51 is when the madness started..... [Edit] Also i found out he cried on 4:04
Was he actually
I don't know but I'm pretty sure Dan will end up screaming XD
Yup. He screamed right at the beginning of the game.
Bubble Tea they don’t make videos anymore
No. You bubble
I have that plush on your profile pic
Bubble Tea sure
Bubble Tea THE GOAL IS TO STOP ADVERTISING
Me: *Waits for the next hardcore vid since yesterday*
DanTDM: *Uploads Baldy video*
Me and probably a bunch of others: REEEEEEEEEE
Arshawn Fathi that's me right now
True bruh
Yes
True me too
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
7:27 he rapped
We need a Baldi’s Basics in VR
Dan: is that a time machine?!!
Baldi: WELCOME TO HOW TO USE A TIME MACHINE SCHOOL
Is baldi a time Lord!?
Maybe
Roto Hall!
😐 This is not a grade 5 School
julian montenegro 🇲🇪
*"I FEEL DISORIENTED.... AND CONFUSED..."* -Daniel Middleton
Yup
End end.jpg
Who heard that dantdm said 8 note books as normal when we needed 7 notebooks
11:49 dan made me laugh that I nearly couldn't breathe
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Dan: facinated with baldi talking
More Baldi? I’m hyped, happy, and frightened at the same time.
4:05 that face
That should have been the thumbnail
The principal’s party was actually kind of cute :3
-.-
11:11 "No escaping Detention in the halls" 😂😂😂
*confirmed* Baldi has an apple addiction.
*An apple a day keeps playtime away!*
Marshuki Fox 🦊 no fortnite
Marshuki Fox more keeps baldi away
Jhonathan Wright no in my opinions good
Woah guys chill! 😰
😂😂😂
Dan: *tries to talk*
Baldi: “AhAhAaA”
Dan how can you not even get scared at this 😂💀
he attacc
he is on cracc
but most importantly with his ruler he smacc
M G This should be pinned XD
Did you say crack ohhhhhhhhhhhh I'm telling the teacher
BALDI he new iro golem
Hisssssoooseeeessssssss person reading my comments! I am 5 subs away from my goal! I am not trying to force you into helping me out it's just I am so close! IF YOU COuld help me out it'll make my day so much!! YOU DOn't have to either though! :) look anyone reading my comment please ignore it!! I'm really not in the mood to hear people saying shut up to me :(
4
Aurescent gamez_ Really Self promoting
If Baldy grew hair
Hairy Basics
Lol
That is actually a game. Did you know that or was it a coincidence
q.zaz.p
Baldi’
Sorry misspelled
8:18
Dan: what happens when he goes on this
Baldi: SUPRISRE
Dan: AAAAAHHHHH 😂😂😂
11:49 is when my teacher gives us a test
HahahhahaahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahhaHhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahhahahahhahhahahahhahahhahaha hahahahahha hahahahahhahahahahhahah so true
Dan! u need to do a 22Million subcriber special!
T.P. O he has 15 billion views!
This is special.
Does having a baby count?
Hi
Angelica Brown yes it should
0:01 you know that laugh means he will completely regret everything
yep
You mean 00:00
TamWam, I guess
Dan: its everyones favorite pin head!
Me: i can almost hear Patrick saying "who you calling a pin head?"
I could imagine kidtdm saying what you doing daddy!?
Just remembering where i am at the video. Gotta go to dinner. Don't mind me.
9:11
Edit: Thanks For The Heart Dan!
If that's a joke, nice.
I do that
Might be youngpeopleyoutube, or a parody.
Oh me when I watch vids I forget where I am 😂
911 wow.... if you dont understand its planes that crashed into tall towers on the 9th month and 11th day on september.
Better watch out! Baldi gonna give Dan dem smacc smacc
It’s surprising that Baldi has enough money to get the school bigger but he doesn’t use his earnings to buy a wig
He protects
He attacks
But most importantly...
He got a snack
At 2:00 he said ‘Eight notebooks as usual’ but there was usually 7.
Xx•Fire_Gacha_ •xX THATS WHAT I THOUGHT. But I thought I was just being stupid.
Dan: 8 books, as normal.
Me: No there was 7 lol.
Baldi: an apple for me, thanks
Dantdm: later bro
Dantdm: yeah it worked
Baldi:(from behind) no it didn’t
Dantdm:😒
I haven’t watched you in a while dan, I’ve seen how much you’ve improved and I just want to say I’ve been here for years, I’ve forgotten about you and I’m so sorry but you have changed so much and keep entertaining these kiddos! They will definitely appreciate it one day!
My cat kept putting his paw on dan's face XD Dan you are loved by the cats
Lol
@Mobile Maestro hey I was going to ask that!
correction: dan is loved by everyone
Or hated
@@ToBe_Continued I fan on you hater!
Baldi: Ready or not... *HERE I COME*
Dan: *AHH* *Runs for life*
Me don get fren
Huh
Controller I don’t get it friend
Ashlynn Aulakh I don’t get you what dose fren mean
?????
TO PLAYTIME, I WANT TO PLAY WITH U AAAAALLLLLLL DAY
I realized that he gets faster when u give it to him
haha everyone's fav pin head xd
lol
yes
Rooster Time well well well look who it is the fnaf animation god
lol
emiT rersooR
*aN AppLE? fOR mEeEE?*
[insert yUM about 47 times]
Dan:imagine if he busts through.
Baldi:here I am mother.
Dan:what
Dantdm: getting smacked by the teacher when in detention. Me: AAAAAHHHHHHH....NO.
Baldi: oh an apple for me?! Thanks!
Also baldi: REEEEEEEEEEE
Lol
you cant deny baldi's luv for apples \_(ツ)_/
Yeet my channel is Mr bloxy
He reminds me of Albert/Flamingo
Apples are appealing to Baldi
dan’s new son: dad, why is Baldi so bald?
Dan: because, his name is baldi
Dan Dad 2020
Uep
*yep
yep
Yep
yep
It's funny how at 11:41, Dan grapples away from jumprope girl and from baldi but he grapples himself at a bad spot regardless, cornered. And jumprope girl says "Oops, you messed uuup". It's a coincidental thinh
Is it bad that i'm so mentally scarred from Jacksepticeye and Markiplier that anything remotely creepy that Dan does triggers my "oh god who is it" response
I wonder how hard dan is gonna rage when the full version comes out...
He's gonna use swear words
@@falcongamer5867 Shut it he will never swear
Or maybe
@@RealMichikatsu he would cut it out of the recording
@@falcongamer5867 True..?
Baldi: “READY OR NOT HERE I COME”
Dan:*Sceams*
After 2 seconds
Dan: I am enjoying the scenery
😂 😂 😂
Snow_ Gacha haha yes
12:57
Baldi: eats apple
Him : yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
14:13 my mind on monday mornings
datamosh
*baldi used the disorienting tape on dantdm*
1:50
*_It's very effective_*
*DanTDM fainted!*
It’s super effective!
*Baldi learned RULER PAIN*
School is flooding
Random kids:I wannnna play withhh someonneee
LEtS plAy
OoPS YoU mEssEd uP
PowerMiner her name is playtime
LeTs pLaY 123
no one:
No one at all
Play time:PLAY WITH ME IDIOT REeEeEeeEeEeeEeEeEeeEeeEeEeeEeEeeEeEEeEeeEeEe
Prinsible:Makes sense saying"No running in the halls"and"No attacking baldi in the halls"But makes none saying"No escaping detention in the halls"
When he screamed it made me laugh 😂
This is more likely "Baldi's Basic Hide and Seek" rather than solving a simple math problems.
I mean that is what it said at the beginning
So true
Hi dan, love your videos and I hope you good luck with the baby coming in January. Thank you and good luck.
Hisssssss person reading my comments! I am 5 subs away from my goal! I am not trying to force you into helping me out it's just I am so close! IF YOU COuld help me out it'll make my day so much!! YOU DOn't have to either though! :)
Aurescent gamez_ shut up
@@aurescentgamez_5900 shut up
no you shut up aron
Congrats on the baby
When Dan said everyone’s favorite pinhead. Not for me mines Patrick Star
Dantdm:everyone’s favorite pinhead is back!
Patrick:what?
DanTDM:Imagine if Baldi could burst through the lock
Baldi:bursts through the lock
LOL LOL AND LOLLLLL
Rubymarianne Mootoosamy not funny didnt laugh
@@Bloogesbooger stop and let them have there view
I was thinking"yeah wonder"
(LOL ok bye baldi)
Mags Armstrong it’s a meme
Rubymarianne Mootoosamy kinda not that funny
Who clicked this vid RiGhT AwAy
Dan I’m soooo happy your having a baby eeeeeeeeeeeeek I love you(as a friend)
Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your lucky you put in as a friend or this would go wrong
@@gungity8207 why???
Strange Harbor i plat fornite
As a friend😂😂😂😂
2:48 Dan:There's A Book In There
Dan Leaves
Me:You Gotta Be Serious
*Dan, I love your videos, keep it fun!!*
For all the fnaf fans:
Dantdm: This is less scary now
William Afton: Hold my coffee...
XD oh ma gawsh yees
sooo true
Yeees
Lol
N-n-n-n-ostalgia!
Lol who else was expecting hardcore vid XD still gonna watch this tho
Maria Pham yeah, me
Baldi: literally just waving
Dan: flinches and screams falling back into his chair
Dan again: what was that!?
Me: literally so confused 😂
2:04 **Elevator Noise** Copyrighted Dans text
Baldi: An apple for me?
Me: No
Baldi: *pulls out ruler*
Me: I mean yes this apple is for you
Baldi’s Basics PLEASE BALDI HERES AN APPLE 🍎
@Baldi’s Basics I DIDN'T DO MY MATH HOMEWORK.. DON'T KILL ME! HERE! AND APPLE FOR YOU! 🍎🍎🍎🍎🍏🍏🍏🍏🍎🍎🍎🍎🍏🍏🍏🍏
Baldi : I’m not that bad
Also baldi : *pulls out ruler*
Baldi: an apple for me?
me: No
Baldi: *pulls out ruler*
me: *crushes baldi with an apple tree* TAKE EM
Your picture is terrifying
Also that's funny😂