Halloween Candy (ft. Edward Norton) - SNL

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  • Опубліковано 26 жов 2013
  • An odd dad (Edward Norton) gives a preview of the Halloween candy, treats and other strange things that he'll be giving out this year with the help of his wife (Aidy Bryant) and their "hot mess" son Diego (Bobby Moynihan). [Season 39, 2013]
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  • @justinbochette
    @justinbochette 5 років тому +1241

    “I like your costume Diego, what are you?”
    “Part of it!”

  • @joshbeck9761
    @joshbeck9761 4 роки тому +317

    Keaton was more unhinged and sketchy. Norton is sassy and controlled crazy.

    • @Wayzor_
      @Wayzor_ Рік тому +7

      Norton is doing John Waters.

    • @user-vt7ii3yl7d
      @user-vt7ii3yl7d 9 місяців тому +1

      Ничего он не нахальный не сумасшедший

    • @user-vt7ii3yl7d
      @user-vt7ii3yl7d 9 місяців тому

      Эдвард нортон не такой

    • @victoriaharris8543
      @victoriaharris8543 6 місяців тому

      Y do they have to be the same? I mean they’re different people

    • @eviljigglypuff2254
      @eviljigglypuff2254 3 місяці тому +2

      Keaton killed it. Nailed weirdo vibes, which is the best kind of comedy

  • @sammyeagleson5352
    @sammyeagleson5352 7 років тому +749

    "Gotcha fatty!" XD No one can sport a mustache as well as Ed.

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 5 років тому +3

      sammy eagleson my mustache is NATURALLY that way. It's weird and cool. The middle doesn't fill. At all. Women love it. My marines Sgt hated it.

    • @cia898
      @cia898 5 років тому

      I think that the dad Ed was playing is gay.

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 5 років тому +2

      @@cia898 lol probably

  • @jasonarons8637
    @jasonarons8637 4 роки тому +171

    Bobby saying "Bones" is one of my favorite things every

  • @Amy17229
    @Amy17229 6 років тому +95

    “He’s a hot little mess.” Yes, yes he is.

  • @ErisRising
    @ErisRising 5 років тому +112

    His commitment to the bit is excellent, and makes the entire sketch work.

    • @john.premose
      @john.premose Рік тому

      Its offensive to see so many positive comments to this dog *****

  • @bonorbitz
    @bonorbitz 3 роки тому +43

    This feels like an old SNL sketch from the 80s or 90s. Nostalgic.

  • @briankehinde6712
    @briankehinde6712 6 років тому +243

    No one but Edward Norton could do this unsettling character justice. Wow, that crazy Klondike Bar line! ME = DEAD.

    • @Parr3
      @Parr3 5 років тому +2

      Brian Kehinde Kevin Spacey methinks could.

    • @briankehinde8166
      @briankehinde8166 5 років тому +8

      @@Parr3 Sure, but he's an actual creep. Not to mention all but blacklisted.

    • @sir118
      @sir118 5 років тому +2

      Brian Kehinde Hader could have. His St. Patrick’s day skit was absolutely RIDICULOUS

    • @randomname8778
      @randomname8778 5 років тому +6

      Watch Michael Keaton in the Easter Candy skit

    • @Levacque
      @Levacque Рік тому

      @@sir118 Bill Hader as Vincent Price is basically a distilled, purified version of this character

  • @OffandOn13
    @OffandOn13 7 років тому +200

    Norton is brilliant in this one.

  • @leahdorothy
    @leahdorothy 6 років тому +198

    "gotcha fatty" why do i find that so funny 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @SecondEvilEx
      @SecondEvilEx 6 років тому

      leia organa the way he said it

  • @mloftin6472
    @mloftin6472 5 років тому +286

    Did Bobby wear that same skeleton suit for David S. Pumpkins a year or two later?

    • @fredarok579
      @fredarok579 4 роки тому +11

      It’s Fat Skeleton’s origin story.

    • @Catz1a
      @Catz1a 3 роки тому +9

      I believe they said they ran out and got two skeleton costumes at party city the week of for that so its probably different

  • @whatever20110211
    @whatever20110211 5 років тому +202

    I feel like a lot of people didn't get the "ruby" thing. It's Courtney Love's engagement ring which Edward Norton proposed to her with.

    • @Sweetumskitty1789
      @Sweetumskitty1789 5 років тому +23

      They were a thing???

    • @nolongeravailable1840
      @nolongeravailable1840 5 років тому +13

      Yuck, Courtney Love is always such a disgusting mess, even when she’s sober...just yuck.

    • @mariannecontrino6297
      @mariannecontrino6297 4 роки тому +13

      @@Sweetumskitty1789 Yeah, back in the 90's after they starred in "The People Vs. Larry Flint" together. Crazy, but true.

    • @dustinerickson1253
      @dustinerickson1253 3 роки тому +20

      Ed dodged a bullet with that stunt. Pun Intended

    • @kieranwilcox7739
      @kieranwilcox7739 2 роки тому +1

      @@dustinerickson1253 iswydt

  • @CNWhatImSaiyan
    @CNWhatImSaiyan 6 років тому +303

    There something about the way Bobby sinks his head into his soft double chin that always makes me smile. He’s so cute...!

    • @jamesvan2201
      @jamesvan2201 6 років тому +8

      CN What I'm Saiyan? Lol, slightly reminiscent of Chris Farley. Lol your name.....

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 6 років тому +9

      Michael James Yeah, thanks. I think it’s most notable when he played Kirby (the astronaut with the little kitty cat) with that blond wig and they both remind me of Uncle Fester from The Addams Family, whenever they do it. Also, for a chubby guy, Bobby looks pretty damn good in tights XD
      I’m high-key jealous that he’s more confidence as well as firmer legs and butt than I do...😅

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 6 років тому +1

      hagler10033 Luckily for you, he can grow a beard. Though “grow” is one hell of an understatement 😅

    • @ashleymillican3809
      @ashleymillican3809 5 років тому +3

      Calm down chubby chaser

    • @Sweetumskitty1789
      @Sweetumskitty1789 5 років тому +6

      hagler10033 Always gotta be that one negative Bitch.

  • @JohnBrown-ug5ty
    @JohnBrown-ug5ty 6 років тому +523

    I'm thinking Edward Norton could pull off a Vincent Price type character.

    • @uscman
      @uscman 6 років тому +5

      John Brown he really could

    • @adamarens3520
      @adamarens3520 5 років тому +26

      Or John Waters

    • @adamarens3520
      @adamarens3520 5 років тому +2

      Jeggdude 000 I care 🎃

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 5 років тому +1

      John Brown he did

    • @nolongeravailable1840
      @nolongeravailable1840 5 років тому +2

      Probably not, he’s more or a cynic than a charismatic playboy...probably do better playing Hugh Hefner.

  • @blubei
    @blubei 7 років тому +1324

    This was funny, but Michael Keaton's Easter Candy skit was the best one, in my opinion

    • @christinakaur8766
      @christinakaur8766 6 років тому +43

      blubei Thanksgiving Foods with Kristen Wiig was also brill

    • @tassymccormick
      @tassymccormick 6 років тому +83

      I agree. When he was talking about the chocolate Easter bunnies he was like “This one is hollow. Some people like the solid kind, but then, how would you get your little wiener in there?” I died.

    • @jamesvan2201
      @jamesvan2201 6 років тому +17

      blubei guess what I have you this year? Cocaine....... Almost....😂😂😂

    • @tylermunden6642
      @tylermunden6642 6 років тому +16

      Agreed. Norton's good, but he's no Batman.

    • @printezstroman
      @printezstroman 6 років тому +11

      I think it's eggcellent.

  • @sandyt3104
    @sandyt3104 4 роки тому +96

    I swear Edward Norton’s character reminded me of John Waters!

    • @pibly7784
      @pibly7784 4 роки тому +4

      Sandy T I think it was supposed to be a parody of John Waters

    • @jamesh6024
      @jamesh6024 3 роки тому +4

      Mix of Jon Waters and Vincent Pryce.

    • @cosmicheartbeat6784
      @cosmicheartbeat6784 2 роки тому

      Absolutely agree!

  • @abibrawley
    @abibrawley 3 роки тому +122

    This feels like something Mulaney would write

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 2 роки тому

      Too bad he wasn't credited as a writer during the 39th season.

  • @crazyleg2006
    @crazyleg2006 5 років тому +107

    I just like Ed Norton.... he's just a cool dude

  • @briankehinde8166
    @briankehinde8166 5 років тому +44

    Norton's character and Michael Keaton's character (you all know the one) should team up for the next Halloween sketch: "The Creeps Come Out At Night".

  • @tomripsin730
    @tomripsin730 6 років тому +103

    2:47 Generous is right! Those things are pricey as hell.

    • @nolongeravailable1840
      @nolongeravailable1840 5 років тому +1

      IKR, I just stopped shaving when the army stopped sending me razors.
      For real.

  • @Jonbutter
    @Jonbutter 4 роки тому +16

    You can hear Bobby giggle offscreen after the Klondike bar line

  • @hollyb7142
    @hollyb7142 6 років тому +257

    .. turns out it was just a sheet over a dead corpse xD

    • @SirEriol
      @SirEriol 5 років тому +1

      As opposed to an alive corpse. Those writers are either way too smart or way to tired, but the jomes were amazing anyway!

    • @peeeepthis
      @peeeepthis 5 років тому

      @@SirEriol It's also possible that Edward may have flubbed the line, the delivery is a lil weird as if he didn't read the cue card correctly

    • @OmeedNOuhadi
      @OmeedNOuhadi 4 роки тому

      WTF???

    • @brendaleake
      @brendaleake 4 роки тому

      @@peeeepthis actually the origin of a ghost wearing a white sheet comes from the burial shrouds the dead were wrapped in, in ancient times.

    • @peeeepthis
      @peeeepthis 4 роки тому

      @@brendaleake ...okay. And that relates to my comment how?

  • @linziRyan1965
    @linziRyan1965 2 роки тому +24

    Diego!!! “BONES!!!!” Preciousness I love Bobby when Edward Norton goes “he’s a hot little mess!” I died

  • @juanelorriaga2840
    @juanelorriaga2840 4 роки тому +131

    “I’ll suck anything you put in front of me I’m serious I don’t care”
    Oh he didn’t just say tha, I laugh so hard I was coughing and needed air

    • @lovecanis7701
      @lovecanis7701 4 роки тому +2

      Me too. I can't breathe lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vick7224
    @vick7224 4 роки тому +11

    Wow he has such beautiful hands lol

  • @alysonguthrie4885
    @alysonguthrie4885 6 років тому +18

    “What are u Diego”
    BONES

  • @keren.icehand
    @keren.icehand 4 роки тому +18

    I love Ed Norton🤣👍

  • @bernardgagliano4308
    @bernardgagliano4308 3 роки тому +8

    when edward norton says seik its a boogie makes me laugh

  • @rickrose5377
    @rickrose5377 6 років тому +90

    I'm looking through the comments, and I'm amazed. Does no one see this is John Waters?

    • @bobbybobbinson
      @bobbybobbinson 6 років тому +9

      Rick Rose
      It's so much like him! The suit SCREAMS John Waters

    • @hannahhardin0711
      @hannahhardin0711 5 років тому +8

      I thought it was Vincent Price but I see much more Waters now!

    • @nolongeravailable1840
      @nolongeravailable1840 5 років тому +3

      IKR, everyone keeps saying price, and I’m just sitting here as a price fanboy thinking, “what the absolute fudge?”

  • @medievalman71
    @medievalman71 6 років тому +68

    I was thinking the Diego lives in the basement, chained to the boiler.

    • @futoijosei
      @futoijosei 6 років тому +3

      David Langston I can see that.

  • @mercster
    @mercster 6 років тому +51

    "I made the mouth too big."

  • @Starr_Apathy
    @Starr_Apathy 3 роки тому +17

    I have no words... That was beyond amazing! Haha
    But I think I love Edward Norton even more now and I didn't think it was possible 😂

    • @john.premose
      @john.premose Рік тому

      You've got to be kidding. What about this did you possibly like?

  • @asabry4126
    @asabry4126 6 років тому +69

    NO DVD. Now who's in control...

    • @kenc5999
      @kenc5999 5 років тому +3

      A Sabry I am Jack’s empty “Cars” dvd case

    • @MsBlueBreeze
      @MsBlueBreeze 4 роки тому

      Can you explain? Haha sorry i’m new to this humor

  • @ezekielsparadise4633
    @ezekielsparadise4633 6 років тому +47

    when Diego said bones he reminded me of penguin from Gotham

    • @hawktalon7890
      @hawktalon7890 4 роки тому +2

      Now that you mention it, I kind of hear it.

  • @yoda908
    @yoda908 4 роки тому +5

    I never noticed until now how much Moynihan is a calmed down version of Farley. And did Norton reference his termination as the hulk?

  • @andrewstegall1456
    @andrewstegall1456 5 років тому +10

    I didn’t do enough drugs for this video 😂

  • @timunknown6724
    @timunknown6724 4 роки тому +11

    I accidentally passed out my weed gummy bears last halloween. Those kids had a blast and I'm finally out of jail!

  • @comediccenter7233
    @comediccenter7233 4 роки тому +6

    2:25 I was actually taking a bite out of a baby ruth😂

  • @Spike-un5il
    @Spike-un5il 6 років тому +5

    The resses cup one had me rolling of laughter

  • @swaggyfelix7243
    @swaggyfelix7243 2 роки тому +5

    As a fight club and snl fan whose favorite holiday is Halloween, this is incredible

  • @kristopherbarker3282
    @kristopherbarker3282 5 років тому +12

    This is a Milky Way. The Milky Way is a galaxy in space. I've been in space.
    Here's a Mars bar. I'm an astronaut!
    It's a Moon Pie. I've walked on the moon. What have you done.
    -Buzz Aldrin

  • @jamesvan2201
    @jamesvan2201 6 років тому +16

    Is Diego the beat boy from David s. Pumpkins? Lol same costume.

  • @kit_underline
    @kit_underline Рік тому +1

    This works so well because he doesn't break character

  • @joeljas067
    @joeljas067 4 роки тому +3

    Dad: I like your costume what are you
    Diego: bones!!

  • @sorellana2154
    @sorellana2154 5 років тому +3

    at 0:59 I thought he would say *I'm David Pumpkins!!!"

  • @darkbarker
    @darkbarker 5 років тому +25

    Norton is channeling John Waters in this right?

    • @jamesh6024
      @jamesh6024 3 роки тому +2

      Bit of John Waters, bit of Vincent Price

  • @amsterzb9329
    @amsterzb9329 6 років тому +8

    This is so random, I love these sketches!

  • @QueenAnime99
    @QueenAnime99 6 років тому +5

    These holiday skits are so weird. I love it. :D

  • @eltonjohnson1724
    @eltonjohnson1724 5 місяців тому

    Ed Norton is a GREAT actor. I enjoy him in every movie he is in.

  • @trey1881
    @trey1881 6 років тому +49

    1:28 did he just create peanut m&m’s

    • @bobbybobbinson
      @bobbybobbinson 6 років тому

      James Harden
      No they already existed

    • @davidvillarrius6313
      @davidvillarrius6313 5 років тому +1

      Don't listen to that idiot, he did in fact invent peanut M&Ms.

  • @hatednyc
    @hatednyc 5 років тому +3

    I love the skits where he makes that creepy smile! (Diego)

  • @kelp9742
    @kelp9742 5 років тому +1

    I can’t explain why, but this is one of the funniest SNL sketches I’ve ever seen

  • @emileevans9668
    @emileevans9668 4 роки тому +1

    Just finished watching Rounders and I'm in love with Edward Norton

  • @forestrot666
    @forestrot666 2 роки тому +1

    I need a shirt with Edward Norton holding up a small candy bar and Diego to the side and the quote "hot little mess". Or even more, a Klondike bar.

  • @blakes5827
    @blakes5827 5 років тому +7

    Ed Norton and Michael Keaton are so f'd up in these.

  • @travisbickle3458
    @travisbickle3458 5 років тому +1

    He nailed it. I can't stop lmao

  • @christinakaur8766
    @christinakaur8766 6 років тому +13

    If you don't get the skit, watch "Easter Candy" and "Thanksgiving Foods". This is absolutely brilliant 😂😂

    • @doctorthirteen5727
      @doctorthirteen5727 6 років тому +2

      Christina Kaur Don't forget the Christmas ornaments one with Steve Buscemi.

    • @christinakaur8766
      @christinakaur8766 5 років тому

      @@doctorthirteen5727 Yesss 😂😂💙💙

  • @boosterbrosllc4681
    @boosterbrosllc4681 4 роки тому +1

    This sketch deserves more respect lol

  • @jamezkpal2361
    @jamezkpal2361 2 роки тому +1

    I love these skits so much I bought that chair.

  • @darrylmaxwell-os7pu
    @darrylmaxwell-os7pu 16 днів тому

    KLONDIKE BAR !!! 😂 swear to God that's the hardest i have ever laughed ❤

  • @allys744
    @allys744 3 роки тому +1

    I like how Norton kinda looks like Vincent Prince with the pencil mustache and robe. Very fitting

  • @vivek1393
    @vivek1393 5 років тому +1

    That audience laugh at 1:59.

  • @gustavgnoettgen
    @gustavgnoettgen 5 років тому +2

    "Bones!"
    "OK..."
    Who would dress up as bones for candy day?

  • @asia_polska
    @asia_polska 8 років тому +55

    I love this sketch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @batmad2851
    @batmad2851 4 роки тому

    Edward Norton has got to be the best actor that ever lived!

  • @yungkidnf
    @yungkidnf 8 місяців тому +1

    They need to do more of these

  • @captaingoosesdisneyadventu4428
    @captaingoosesdisneyadventu4428 6 років тому +1

    I like the spooky music at the beginning.

  • @patches_kitty
    @patches_kitty 6 років тому +7

    This was amusing.

  • @Diana-iq6kd
    @Diana-iq6kd 2 роки тому

    I love you Edward, you're pure

  • @undercoverglock
    @undercoverglock 3 роки тому +3

    Tell me why Edward looks like he’s barley recovering from fight club

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 2 роки тому

      Because that movie looks like it has very brutal behind-the-scenes stories.

  • @MontagZoso
    @MontagZoso Рік тому +2

    This was weird, slightly disturbing and creepy. I loved it! 👍😎

  • @SomebodysVincent
    @SomebodysVincent 2 роки тому +1

    We have had Easter Candy, now Halloween Candy. When are you guys making something about the other holidays?

  • @joshm5156
    @joshm5156 3 роки тому +1

    This was awesome.

  • @bunnycontour1767
    @bunnycontour1767 2 роки тому

    I love this skit so much

  • @GrooveYouVerse
    @GrooveYouVerse 5 років тому +2

    I like your costume, what are you?
    BONESSSSS
    LOL

  • @chimeraart3737
    @chimeraart3737 4 роки тому +2

    If David s Pumpkin was in this it would have been awesome

  • @tylerthedeleter
    @tylerthedeleter 4 роки тому

    I without a doubt think this is the best thing ever

  • @sophiehowie7111
    @sophiehowie7111 6 років тому +23

    I love these skits! The Kristen Wiig one was the best 😂

  • @theohaegele9011
    @theohaegele9011 4 роки тому

    Is Edward Norton just... playing John Waters? I love it.

  • @brenyatta
    @brenyatta 5 років тому +12

    Norton here is hilarious, but you wouldn’t want him in your neighborhood

    • @laybabenedict
      @laybabenedict 4 роки тому

      Like u know him closely,asshole not a fan of him,but hate people like you

  • @BLUNAProductions
    @BLUNAProductions 6 років тому

    I laughed so hard, because I have a brother named Diego and he literally acts and looks almost exactly like him

  • @hollyb7142
    @hollyb7142 6 років тому +4

    Psych it's a boogie!

  • @joeyfitz9
    @joeyfitz9 4 роки тому

    This is one of those sketches that you probably wouldn't think would work, if you only read the script... but it does.

  • @cheetyliciousmeowmeow1085
    @cheetyliciousmeowmeow1085 5 років тому

    Same chair from St. Pats skit....love it...
    He's a hot little mess....lol

  • @luckystarpiano
    @luckystarpiano 3 роки тому

    “This is a baby Ruth & this is an adult Ruth” 🤣

  • @lucaslayton3974
    @lucaslayton3974 5 років тому

    This sketch is esoteric.

  • @percyperanamus7432
    @percyperanamus7432 6 років тому

    i cant believe he got me with the ol' nerd boogie switcherooie

  • @tomstern1681
    @tomstern1681 4 роки тому +1

    edward norton is fantastic

  • @hungwilliam44
    @hungwilliam44 3 роки тому

    I could watch three hours of this

  • @Wolfencreek
    @Wolfencreek 4 роки тому

    I'm not sure what list this man should be on, but its definitely one of them.

  • @MagnumDB
    @MagnumDB 5 років тому +1

    This is the result of multiple hits to the head from Fight C- Oops I mean never mind.

  • @deadliestchic8768
    @deadliestchic8768 6 років тому

    I love Edward Norton!!

  • @sophiehayes9562
    @sophiehayes9562 2 роки тому

    im in love with ed norton

  • @GinaBush-gb6tk
    @GinaBush-gb6tk 5 років тому +1

    Love Ed Norton.

  • @veerchasm1
    @veerchasm1 4 роки тому +2

    Bazooka Joe comic being “funny as all hell” *SAID NO ONE EVER*

  • @edwardyang6707
    @edwardyang6707 11 місяців тому +2

    this has sheldon cooper vibes

  • @emmajochum8682
    @emmajochum8682 5 років тому +20

    Was that “ewww, it’s salty” line at the end a dirty joke that just flew over the audiences’ heads? Or is my mind just really that dirty?

    • @hammermantbg
      @hammermantbg 5 років тому +5

      Emma Jochum i thought the same thing......"i made the mouth too wide"

  • @woodynightshade2285
    @woodynightshade2285 10 місяців тому

    That Klondike bar would have melted.

  • @MrGriff305
    @MrGriff305 5 років тому +2

    Ready or not... here... we... dance?

  • @drakekay6577
    @drakekay6577 6 років тому +2

    1:18 they always are!