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Created by Daniel Turner (B.A. (Hons) in History, University College London)
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hello simple history
Ah, I see.
I love the videos
This animation just keeps getting better
Thanks for the videos
Old man: *Back in my day, we didn't have fast bikes that could do cool flips, all we had was a scooter with a bazooka attached to it!*
*does cool flips accidentally*
And we had to share the scooter!
*hit head*
😂 ol man: my scooter 🛵 seen more action in my day's than you seen more pudsy this day lol... rookies
GI Joe had a motorcycle with a side car that had a big old machine gun on it. I may be dating myself here.
Imagine surviving all those years in a war, just to get blown up by some guy on a scooter.
I would be embarrassed from dieing from a scooter and not from a enemy sniper or a regular soldier
Vietnam and Algeria would boobytrap their lands to fight back Vesbazooks
@@shinsenshogun900 I know Vietnam is always like that
My ancestor would loom at me in disappointment
GTA V in a nutshell
Every Tank is gangsta till they hear scooter revving and french laughter in the distance
HON HON HON HON
@@Samken5 lol
@@Samken5 VROOM VROOM.
“Haw haw haw *snort* *snort*”
Oui oui
Terminator: I can fire a shotgun from a motorcycle
French military: Oh that’s cute
If French sells Scooters in modern days...
France : Introducing world’s first anti aircraft Scooters!
Next coming, World’s first anti ICBM Scooter! Good against incoming WW3 for all users range!
"Gentleman, we face an objective possibly even more difficult than winning the war--how can we make the Vespa cool?"
"...Sir, I have an idea."
At this point I’ll do something weird in a war so I can get featured in simple history
sometimes my genius it generates gravity says that while creating 1 inch *knife*
I'll join the army and go into battle using a cartboard shield with ducktape ☻
@@user-hu3fb7xc8e Holy music intensifies
Or invent a new tank like what Bob Semple did.
@@user-hu3fb7xc8e dont forget to carry baptized hand grenade for additional holy damage
"Just give me 20 of these and I'll rule the World"
- Gen. McArthur
Hahaha
actually it would be really effective since it give motorized and anti tank power to paratroopers that is an force that rarely get such type of weapond
HAHAHAHA
@@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry My guess is that it suffered the same problem as the German WWII Tiger tank, beautiful battlefield performance but the damn thing breaks down too easily. Maybe the Vespa isn't supposed to carry that much weight and you'd need a full fledged motocycle, so the engines gave out. We know the production run was 3 years so there was obviously a huge flaw.
@@alex_zetsu trust me theythe vespa TAP dont suffer these issue probably because of the solid and simple build of an motorbike and because an recoinless rifle is not an big deal to carry
i'm a small arms repairman in the french military and even I never heard of this monstrosity, i'll try to go throught the archives when i get the chance. i will update this comment if i find anything interesting
Yessss
Better yet look for declassified blueprints and reports showing why they really stop making then post it.
Tu n'as qu'à aller au musée des blindés de Saumur, il y en a un en exposition là-bas.
Didn't they switched to dirt bikes with racks of LAW disposable rockets or RPGs like they do here in Indochina?
Look up the Vespa 150 TAP
God: "If you could get anything, what would you want?"
Run 'n gun players: *I must own the Bazooka Vespa*
Bazooka Vespa’s have nothing on Power Llama’s.
@@howardbaxter2514 armored donkey tank
@@rocketsmall4547 nope, Power Llama will always be number 1
Lol
Bazooka Charlie: Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!
PREPARE FOR TROUBLE MAKE IT DOUBLE
Opressor mk 2: you dare oppose me, mortals
Bazooka Charlie would win.
I thought this things rival was the mini nuke launcher mounted on a American scout Jeep
*When the US Calvary comes over the hill, "William Tell Overture" plays
*When a certain Polish cavalry unit comes over the hill, Sabaton plays
*When the vespa cavalry comes over the hill...I honestly don't know WHAT plays, but I can only imagine it's on a bunch of kazoos. (With the musicians switching to tubas when they get the guns set up)
French Star Wars imperial March begins to play once guns set up...
Kazoos to ‘why do I hear boss music’
Isnt the ride of the valkiryes for the us cavalry? William tell overture is for the italian one
Enter Sandman on kazoo
When those Vespa's came, Chant De Lognion would be playing in the background
Because they're both very weird.
The french national anthem or Verdun by Sabaton would work
“ Ferb, I think I know what we’re going to do this summer “
Lol
Just don't forget to feed Perry, if you can find him that is.
“Wait, where’s Perry?”
NUCLEAR VESPA
New whip
Spies and snipers when they see this be like: "What in the world am I looking at?"
It's time to do something stupid and get court-martial to the nearest military prison before getting blown apart by a scooter cannon in the most embarrassing death.
Gah! Piss...
The Italian tèchnical made in France.
Maybe they are looking for ze white flag?😂
Spies and Snipers?
Someone here might be a Soldier main.
Imagine seeing some scooter boi 1 shots your heavily armored tank in War Thunder
Dont give em ideas, we already suffer with R3
Gaijin plz don´t see this
Next April Fools: Vespa Bazookas (one man crews) vs Bob Semple Tank (Only Mgs)
they are totaly gonna do that now.
@Duh It's not me Peñdejó it’s a T O Y O T A C O R R O L A
Le Enemy: "NOOOO I THOUGHT YOU FRENCH WOULD SURRENDER!"
French: "haha, motorbike go BOOM!"
Just imagine hearing a scooter in the distance and then 2 French soldiers came firing 75 mm HE shell while running around at the 40kph
Dude it's a AP.the armor Piercing rocket not the
HE.the HE can only explode without penetrating
HEAT *enters the chat*
@@charliegarrison9688 nah apsfds us better
Guys who talked about a tank? I was talking of some dude hearing a scooter, not a tank on duty
@@giovannifavullo7065 ok
When I joined the corp we didn't have any fancy smancy tanks. We had Vespas, two Vespas and a Bazooka for a whole platoon. And we had to share the bazooka! Buck up boy, you're one very lucky marine.
Stay with the Master Chief, he'll know what to do.
Sir yes sir!!!
Thanks for the Vespa, he never gets me anything...
Oh I know what the mademoiselles like
@@TheZProtocol A vesbazooka?
Imagine seeing a bunch of badass paratroopers riding into combat on their vespas. Kinda detracts from their cool rating
Yeah, kinda, buuuuuuut....
_are You gonna tell 'em they're "not cool"?_
badassery mean nothing in war better care of utility and quality
French Para and Foreign Legion can go the battle wearing tutus and twin tails, and they would still look cool and hardass. A pity French Regulars are anything but.
Enemy A: look! ze enemy has bikes..
Enemy B : Yeah, bikes~ and we have our trees.. hug the tree & get on with it 😂
Yeah but they have spicy baguette launchers
I bet Jeremy Clarkson wouldn’t have complained so much if he had one of these on his Vespa in the Vietnam episode
Lol. Good idea for an episode of top gear.
Rip real Top Gear
Man, I gotta find that Episode. 😂😂😂
Tonight on bottom gear, I terrorise vietnam with a vespa TAP, james creates cheese parachutes and hammond chugs 10 gallons oh exoost fuoome by force and fockin dies.
My father rode one of these in Algeria.
He was charged with doing some business in Algiers and the base commander gave him one of these Vespas without the recoiless rifle attached. The problem is that the modified engine of the Vespa is designed to distribute weight to the right hand side to make up for the recoiless rifle on the left. As a result, these scooters were very unstable if ridden without its full combat load. Needless to say, the ride into Algiers was difficult.
You could drive this into your house and park it in your living room - perfect for when your security camera catches a _MBT at your front door._
Bosnian Ape Society’s tactics for fending off MBTs just improved.
Defence against a MBT trying to destroy your laptop.
will this work against mailboxes too? Please this is very urgent
Would work wonderfully against a SWAT team's MRAP
Military: French
Guns: American
Vehicle: Italian
Hotel? Trivago
Overused joke: yes
@@raybrunken9707 do i care? No
An overused joke is like an overused meme. The Rickroll is a meme used for a long time, yet it was not considered "dead", but still used today. Hence when most find it funny, it is not viewed as boring.
good meme tho.
says an italian 😏
imagine
You are in a T-34 left over
suddenly, a F***ing scooter turns your friend in the hull into cooked meat
Hey, cooked meat!
The M20 75mm Recoilless Rifle performed very poorly against the T34 in Korea. Task Force Smith was equipped with them and was unable to do much against the North Korean T34s.
@@fdguarino Well we have Physiological warfare purpose now
ALRIGHT BOYS, LOOKS LIKE MEAT IS BACK ON TH MENU
So basically, the 'Bazooka Vespa' is the definition of tank on a low budget. Sounds genius if you ask me.
same people are too idiot for understand how important is the capacity to allow paratroopers infranty meccanized and anti tank power
The Vespa 150 TAP was an anti-tank scooter made in the 1950s from a Vespa scooter for use with French paratroops (troupes aéroportées, TAP). Introduced in 1956 and updated in 1959, the scooter was produced by Ateliers de Construction de Motocycles et Automobiles (ACMA), the licensed assembler of Vespas in France at the time. Modifications from the civilian Vespa included a reinforced frame and a three-inch recoilless rifle mounted to the scooter.
The 150 TAPs mounted a M20 75 mm recoilless rifle, a U.S.-made light anti-armour weapon. It was very light in comparison to a standard 75 mm cannon but was still able to penetrate 100 mm of armour with its HEAT warhead. The recoil was counteracted by venting propellant gases out the rear of the weapon which eliminated the need for a mechanical recoil system or heavy mount.
The scooters would be parachute-dropped in pairs, accompanied by a two-man team. The gun was carried on one scooter, while the ammunition was loaded on the other. Due to the lack of any kind of aiming devices the recoilless rifle was never designed to be fired from the scooter; the gun was mounted on a M1917 Browning machine gun tripod, which was also carried by the scooter, before being fired. However, in an emergency it could be fired while in the frame, and while the scooter was moving.
The rock music in the background is the cherry on top of this masterpiece
Lesson learnt, never mess up with a granny with a scooter.
Alright, the thumbnail made me think this was one of those radical German weapon designs that never worked. Glad to see something as silly as this was an actual weapon.
Imagine joining the NKVD just to die a month later from a scooter artillery gun.
Being a tank commander and seeing this coming towards you
@@wallyksilva5281 OH SH- GET US OUT OF HERE *Gets blown to kingdom come*
War Thunder br 1.0 tank?
@@wallyksilva5281 T-34/76 commander: "Cyka Blya- *Dimitri!* load cannon! little french men come with canon scooter!"
A Frenchman with a heavily armed scooter laughing in the distance is enough to send a chill down your spine.
Me after watching Luca: I want a Vespa
Me after watching this: I want *this* Vespa!
Perfect self defense while hanging out with friends
Imagine seeing a soldier riding a scooter in the middle of battlefield thinking he was fixing the scooter but in reality he was assembling a recoilles gun to shoot at your ally bunker or tank
"meep meep"
When you're in battle 11:30am and have to get lunch by 1:30pm.
What if Princess Vespa had a bazooka?
"My hair! He shot my hair!"
Ka-Booom!!!
My Therapist: "Bazooka Vespa" isn't real, he can't hurt you.
Bazooka Vespa:
Bazooka vespa: BOOM
And he certainly can hurt you
I actually saw one of these at the Piaggio museum in Pisa😃
Imagine being conscripted to a war and the first thing they tell you is "You're gonna paradrop with a scooter that has mounted bazooka and you're gonna proceed to the Frontline on the scooter just to shoot from the bazooka"..
I'd be confused af, thinking if this isn't a dream
An early version of the oppressor MK2 when Rockstar was testing to add it to GTA online
Funny since the faggio is based off the vespa
@@lefrenchaudir188 What's that? You mean the flying motorcycle that shoots at rockets and GTA online?
@@TiffanyPlaysOwO nah just the fact that the og faggio is based off of the vespa not the flying bike with an jet engine and top speed of 120mph(course the speed limiter in gta v)
@@lefrenchaudir188 So the Vespa is a bike on GTA V?
Oh my 😬🤫
Indonesian Vespa Mods: *Finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary!!*
Tank: Ayo what's that it looks like a scooter
Other tank: Why do I hear Vive La France in the distance?
French Commander: hear me out, vespa with a bazooka
French Engineers: my god! why didn't we think of that before
A bazooka scooter sounds like something I would make in GMod or Scrap Mechanic lmao
I remember being so curious about this thing years ago, next to no info about it.
You should buy a ticket to italy and check the piaggio museum in Pontedera
man, doing drive-bys with this thing would be awesome.
A similar idea was used in Chile during the 78' Beagle Channel crisis (the almost war Between Chile and Argentina).
Chile was under a weapons embargo, so as a desperate measure; the army trained soldiers to use Dirtbikes with two LAW Rocket Launchers attached to each side of the bike, as an Anti Armor vehicle, requiring to attack head on the enemy Tanks. Esentialy, a suicide mission.
Sat on one in a French Army museum in Saumur- I had ridden Vespa's in London, and really did think this thing was the ultimate traffic buster! Lovely little thing.
another interesting fact, vespas were produced from surplus ww2 aircraft wheels
I don’t get the big deal, I used to bike around as a kid with a Bazooka all the time; although mine was Bazooka chewing gum 🚴🏼♂️
(And talking about Bazooka gum made me realize how old I am 😭)
I got an Idea. Something about the Boxer Rebellion. This history felt to me that it was not really known to many people. It involved multiple nations: US, UK, Germany, Spain, France, Italy, Austria-Hungary, Russia. There's even a movie about it, called 55 days at Peking.
oh yeah the movies quite good
A tank getting killed by a scooter with a bazooka on it is some David and Goliath type stuff
Rockstar games should add this into GTA Online. Could revive the old “Faggio’d” Meme. 😅
Faggio mk3 (mk2 being the Faggio mod)
*Enemy soldier orders a Deliveroo*
“The foods here guys!”
*walks closer to scooter*
“OH SH**”
*everyone’s dead*
Thanks for mentioning both the imperial and metric systems! Very helpful!
The background rock really sets the tone
Such a cool invention lol. Great video and glad you’re making them very fast and consistent
It should be a crime against humanity that I can’t own one
You can own a tank but not this
The Second Amendment says you can, but the federal government says no to that.
@@captaincoolbreeze9429 the second amendment also says I can own a a10 warthog
This is giving me Bazooka Charlie vibes.
The ability to fire it while driving, would have made this so crazy. :D
Tank driver:" Sir, we are getting in trouble. Theres a rocket shooting Vespa incoming!"
Tank command:" A WHAT?! O_o"
Imagine being in a tank then a fricken motorcycle drifts and fires several bazookas at you
@ThyPeasantSlayer Why not? (Im not disagreeing I just want your take on it)
@@robertclark1669 The thing is not meant to fire on motion, the sole purpose of this vespa is to carry anti tank canon to the front line. The pilot would dismount, instal the gun, then fire. Absolutely not useful or possible to shoot on the move
Why people keep saying bazookas?
Bazookas aren’t 75mm..? 75mm is literally artillery piece.
Grandpa: Kid u should get out more. Back in my days we used to play a lot of fun games and they were safe.
The games grandpa played:
French-Italian Proud 🇮🇹 🇫🇷
"One scooter carried the gun, while the other scooter carried the rounds."
*Shows two scooters each carrying a gun and rounds*
First in line gets the cannon, second ammunition, when the first is killed second takes the cannon and shoots.
The animation keeps getting better. Looks so good in this video!
Nobody:
absulotley nobody:
Italian army in ww2: 0:55
italian army dont used vespa they had the "motocicleta alce" and the fiat trucks for their motorized force
@@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry i know but Vespa was created in Italy and its like a "weak vehicle"
in call of war they're used to be this type of infantry in a test server as a fast anti tank infantry named "anti-tank motorized infantry"
but its replaced by the commando after the patch.
anyways.
The one veteren : son,you dont know what riding fasts bike are about ,its not about doing cool filps ,its about shooing rockets while you do it
This reminds me of the GLA Dirt Bike that was from the game Command and Conquer Generals: Zero Hour.
The legendary anti tank
Tier 8 premium light tank confirmed
US Military looking at the French: "So.... a bazooka scooter?"
French Military: "Why not?"
US Military: "..... ok."
I'm loving the OTT guitar music in the background to a video of this ridiculous 'weapon'. Born to be Miiiiild...
I surprised something like this was never used in a James Bond Movie.
Check out the bikes in Thunderball and The Spy Who Loved Me!!
French paras in the 50's armed with:
- Cool folding stock bolt-action MAS36 rifles
- MAT-49 SMG's, with foldy stock & magazine, nice & compact and very good guns
- Lizard camo, good camo
- Chatelleraut M24/27 LMG's, good quality LMG's
- MAC50 Pistols, good quality pistols (and sometimes older french pistols and German Walther P38's)
- And what i learned today, god damn 75mm recoilless rifles fitted to scooters, so they basically have the most lightweight SPG ever, this is more lightweight than the Wiesel the German paratroopers used, or even a ww1 CV33 tankette or Panzer 1 outfitted with a AT gun. What a bit of kit. The fact it was used and not experimental is awesome.
Also awesome if people didn't know, is that the legendary Ural mortorbikes used by the Soviet army with the sidecars - Ural still makes a modernised model of military style motorbike with a sidecar. Idk if the Russian army use it but they damn should.
What did the French learn from losing to the German Blitzkrieg in the Battle of France?
Counter enemy tanks with anti-tank guns on scooters.
I love how there's heavy metal shredding in the background but it's still just a dude on a moped.
This invention is cooler than a WW2 tank
Because its a ww1 tank
@@jamesabestos2800 get ya brain at work silly
ww1 tanks hace an armor that dont even reach the 20mm while ww2 age tanks have armor around 50mm and with sloopes
and the vespa TAP 150 could destroy easy major part of all ww2 tanks and early cold war tanks with the 75mm HEAT shells
@@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry you've bested me and for that you'll get partial credit.
This is so cursed and ingenious at the same time
If Pepe LePew went into battle, a tank Vespa is exactly what he would use.
"Alo cherie, you get some wine, a picnic, and I fire few rounds of HE 75mm? Zen we fall in love. Yes?
Shooting from this vehicle while driving would be the most stylish way of warfare
The animation really has improved greatly since i subscribed
They still have some limits such as ships sinking and use of same animation sometimes
I’m early asf didn’t go to history class but ended up here
But, this is history class
@@ahnafm.m.z7750 This is the best type of history
So did you learn today that couldn't be taught in school?
The animation is getting better
Much more fun to imagine it firing while attached to the vespa. If you are going to count it as a bazooka vespa because it was carried around by it then the Vietnamese had artillery bicycles.
Bob Semple: I have the most unuseful military vehicle in the whole world!
French: Hôld my baguette!
it performed well for what it was designed with the resources available at the time. With all due respect to Bob Semple's good intentions, his tank looked like a shanty town shack on tracks. also, it wasn't combat proven.
Last time I was this early, France still had a king.
Rockstar's new Oppressor retro looking pretty good
lol xD
Soviets: Nooooo you can't just ride a Scooter while firing a bazooka!
American: Haha Scooter go brrrrr bazooka go boom
Rosie the rocketeer : *Finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!*
Yesss I’m here simple history gang
Rocket launcher audi r18(the 2016 model)
Love the metal playing for this vespa weapon lol
Me: Going to school. Are you making fun of me?
Bully: Yes
Me: Here have a bazooka
I swear, this has got to be the inspiration for Bosnian Ape Society's channel
Lol makes sense
yes
art inspired by reality
"mamma mia marcello this is how you hold a bazooka"
ma che meme di merda eh?
@@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry ma che vita di m.... Hai per sprecar tempo a commentare negativamente commenti degli altri
All I have to say.. Carl Gustaf m/48.. Built as a handheld Recoilless Rifle with an 84mm projectile. Came into production in 1948 and is still in service among Nato troops to this day.. And as it was built to be handheld one would think attaching it to a vespa wouldn't be a problem, weight wise or simply if the vespa would be able to handle it being fired whilst still attached to it. :P
tank crews: cheers mates, we beat them
...*scooter sound*
tank crews: why do we hear french laughter
Mfs weaponized a scooter
Biggest FLCL moment right here
Teens today. Let's do cool stuff
WW veteran. In my time Cool stuff was considered a bike with a bazooka stuck to it
My grandma would like this type of vespa
Man now that is a fun bike.