Wolfenstein II_ The New Colossus SS march 1 hour loop (1080p 60fps)

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  • @radioactiverat8751
    @radioactiverat8751 4 роки тому +2280

    Teachers: "No running in the halls!"
    Boys: "Fine then."

    • @BasileusHorus
      @BasileusHorus Рік тому +155

      That would be a hell of prank:
      one day all boys getting marching and doing everything synchronized at same time, whole day, marching, blinking, breathing, eating.
      That would scare the shit out everyone so they need to negotiate the school terms of surrender before they fear something worse would happen.

    • @longtom7715
      @longtom7715 Рік тому +66

      @@BasileusHorus The Greeat school war

    • @just_a_croat3711
      @just_a_croat3711 Рік тому +30

      Literally 1984

    • @letecitoster3469
      @letecitoster3469 Рік тому +19

      @@BasileusHorus damn it would be so cool but hard to learn, especially synchronized walking/marching

    • @AyeDoubles
      @AyeDoubles Рік тому +9

      Turns Into School Factory Of Infantry Training Program. Jk

  • @elramamonolith2023
    @elramamonolith2023 9 місяців тому +245

    Minions in 1939-1945

    • @NoobPCGamer1267
      @NoobPCGamer1267 Місяць тому +7

      Welp, they are the big boss at first, not at the end

  • @JacF6734
    @JacF6734 10 місяців тому +494

    “War is a fundamentally human invention.”
    Ants when the colony across the garden is a different shade of color than them: 0:00

    • @-WMD-Edutainment
      @-WMD-Edutainment 4 місяці тому

      Even if they are the same color, if they smell bad, they are dead. Pheromones are the global cause for ant wars. And it couldn't be more absurd for humans.

    • @E.dd.i.e
      @E.dd.i.e 4 місяці тому +16

      Was that a third reich joke

    • @Dorito8052
      @Dorito8052 4 місяці тому

      @@E.dd.i.e No, ants are just genocidal maniacs.

    • @zhet
      @zhet 3 дні тому +2

      They even look like ants a bit

  • @oblivion5618
    @oblivion5618 5 років тому +762

    Me and my 200+ archive of alt accounts ready to win an argument.

  • @Apotheker.
    @Apotheker. Рік тому +2229

    As a German I can confirm that this is part of our daily routine.

    • @theMyouknow
      @theMyouknow Рік тому

      How far the apple has fallen, Merkel is doing great things for your country aye, we need to do something about these politicians destroying our countries from within.

    • @kaijuking5971
      @kaijuking5971 Рік тому +47

      ​@N51_Officerit shouldn't matter so long as you're loyal to the cause.

    • @Costa_Costa_Costa_AAA
      @Costa_Costa_Costa_AAA Рік тому +30

      ​@@kaijuking5971 It will be invaded anyways so it doesnt matter

    • @geminiwriter8875
      @geminiwriter8875 Рік тому +22

      I knew you guys were up to something..

    • @eliasc.3110
      @eliasc.3110 Рік тому +6

      Geschutz geland

  • @Sknwlker
    @Sknwlker Рік тому +955

    That guitar riff is so badass

    • @coltforceplayer
      @coltforceplayer Рік тому +53

      Thank Mick Gordon

    • @RonnieMcNutt_Mindblowing
      @RonnieMcNutt_Mindblowing Рік тому +27

      ​@@coltforceplayerGordon Freeman

    • @coltforceplayer
      @coltforceplayer Рік тому +15

      @@RonnieMcNutt_Mindblowing Ronnie McNutts #1 Fan

    • @paperclip6377
      @paperclip6377 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@RonnieMcNutt_Mindblowing HAHAHA MAKING FUN OF A DEPRESSED PERSON WHO HAD ENOUGH HAHAHA SO FUNNI AM I RIGHT GUYS????
      You got the all of the 3rd graders laughing.

    • @krispinwah2784
      @krispinwah2784 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@paperclip6377 I guess that's it!

  • @MarcLefor
    @MarcLefor 2 місяці тому +71

    POV:When you didn‘t done your german duolingo 💀

  • @7-uz6by
    @7-uz6by 2 місяці тому +72

    Cartoons for kids: *exist*
    R34 artists:

  • @thijsviergever9885
    @thijsviergever9885 4 роки тому +884

    Teacher: okay, we're making a trip to Germany
    Girls: omg, it's so boring there
    Boys:

  • @ThreeDividedBySeven
    @ThreeDividedBySeven 9 місяців тому +78

    According to my calculations, 28,000-32,000 soldiers have passed through the area during this time.

    • @onionman_pl7829
      @onionman_pl7829 5 місяців тому +12

      It's just the first wave.

    • @ResoundGuy
      @ResoundGuy 3 місяці тому +1

      @@onionman_pl7829 by the end it’s the whole frikin army. You are screwed. Imagine these guys going into a modern war scenario

    • @chazs9425
      @chazs9425 2 місяці тому

      When they just won wwII but decide to march for the rest of their lives

  • @smurffi7366
    @smurffi7366 6 років тому +1277

    I... Can't... Stop...listening...BUT I DON'T NEED TO!!! I love this!!!

  • @mrlowground6967
    @mrlowground6967 5 років тому +1030

    I like the part where they are marching

  • @sanlorenzo7896
    @sanlorenzo7896 5 років тому +395

    When you’re discreetly transferred to the Jedi Temple during Order 66.

    • @dr.muller3243
      @dr.muller3243 4 роки тому +12

      Did you steal that line from a game, do I have my doubts.. perhaps, not a word..
      (My poor attempt at memorising the quote)

    • @sanlorenzo7896
      @sanlorenzo7896 4 роки тому +15

      Dr. Müller
      Not on the flight to Coruscant, not when Order 66 came down, and not when you tried adding a reference in the comment section. Not a word... 😂

    • @dr.muller3243
      @dr.muller3243 4 роки тому +5

      San Lorenzo god bless man ;_;

    • @Arachnid3000
      @Arachnid3000 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@dr.muller3243puss in boots adventure san Lorenzo?

  • @kotabear2127
    @kotabear2127 6 років тому +1067

    When that rich kid picks on you and your military family finds out

  • @princetopher
    @princetopher 3 місяці тому +27

    "I think the bastards cheating on me.."
    **You and your friends**

  • @oryx4595
    @oryx4595 3 роки тому +657

    FUCK, why is fantasy Germany, and WW2 Germany, so badass when it comes to marching in numbers
    like watching them march just gives me such a unrelenting, unstoppable, force to be reckoned with

  • @williamfrank962
    @williamfrank962 10 місяців тому +176

    You know your game cratered into oblivion when everyone’s favourite part is a bunch of your villains marching in unison and everyone says they want to be them.

    • @rusty7984
      @rusty7984 9 місяців тому +63

      To be fair that was the whole point of Nazi Propaganda. They design cool uniforms and equipment that even to this day their uniforms are iconic. I mean I’m a marine but damn that SS officer uniform look sexy af

    • @thegeneralvilla2784
      @thegeneralvilla2784 7 місяців тому +29

      ​@@rusty7984"SS uniform sexy af" Bro took the whole marine thing really seriously

    • @lavetissene339
      @lavetissene339 6 місяців тому +15

      Idk, I'm pretty sure that's just a you thing. What people like about this is how intimidating it manages to be, even devoid of context.

    • @YouAreStillNotablaze
      @YouAreStillNotablaze 5 місяців тому

      @@thegeneralvilla2784 Look up Real Men Real Style video 'Why Were The Nazis So Stylish? Secret History Revealed' and also 'Why were the Nazis so well dressed'. Interesting breakdown's of this concept.
      No seriously, when people start dressing alike in sharp uniforms and start talking promoting nationalism it's a serious warning.

    • @Prootgen
      @Prootgen 4 місяці тому +3

      Shame on thee for having no critical thinking and assuming that because one likes the aesthetic that they agree with the message. That’s not how that works, people just want to look badass.

  • @hothouseharry3892
    @hothouseharry3892 4 роки тому +2013

    so for Halloween i dressed up as a German WW2 military officer and all the boys in the grade decided it be a good idea to dress as German soldiers. so during lunch, I yelled in German and told them to line up and they all did it so we started to goose step next thing the other boys from different grades start marching as well. then we were suspended.

    • @thebriceplays8886
      @thebriceplays8886 4 роки тому +96

      Lies

    • @hothouseharry3892
      @hothouseharry3892 4 роки тому +274

      @@thebriceplays8886 na it really happened for some stupid reason
      the nazi regime is very popular in my school.
      people draw swasticas and carve them into desks

    • @hothouseharry3892
      @hothouseharry3892 4 роки тому +92

      @@thebriceplays8886 eh plus anyways i was just sharing what happened.

    • @person4401
      @person4401 4 роки тому +2

      @@hothouseharry3892 I think people in your school are Nazi supporters...

    • @Apotheker.
      @Apotheker. Рік тому +63

      Oh das ist sooo uncool....

  • @cesarsalvadormoyaveizaga2906
    @cesarsalvadormoyaveizaga2906 6 років тому +736

    One cannot unsee the greatness in this.

    • @chr12k6
      @chr12k6 4 роки тому +54

      Dieser Kommentar wurde im Namen des Reichs konfisziert. Passen sie ihre Schrift an die Herrensprache an!

    • @cesarsalvadormoyaveizaga2906
      @cesarsalvadormoyaveizaga2906 4 роки тому +5

      @@chr12k6 thanks, but no thanks.

    • @captainkrabbs5604
      @captainkrabbs5604 2 роки тому +19

      @@chr12k6 translated this, pretty funny

    • @user-ov4yz1ys1t
      @user-ov4yz1ys1t Рік тому +2

      It seemed to me: You can not see the greatness in this. I also translated from English.

    • @user-iy9vv9fe1m
      @user-iy9vv9fe1m 11 місяців тому +1

      Нуу посмотри парад 9 мая в Москве😅😅😅

  • @khantzayar4480
    @khantzayar4480 3 роки тому +50

    Girls:Ugh!She's Wearing The Same Dress As Me!
    Boys:

  • @starcader2663
    @starcader2663 5 років тому +995

    just imagine there was actually an army like that....

    • @totozilla6396
      @totozilla6396 4 роки тому +119

      STARCADER They exist...
      They just doesn't dress like that

    • @CsharpPreza
      @CsharpPreza 4 роки тому +88

      Did they teach you anything about history at school?

    • @Panzerfaust1944
      @Panzerfaust1944 4 роки тому +152

      I’m from Chile, every sept 19 our army march with german uniforms and german music in Santiago, our capital

    • @bumjilet2290
      @bumjilet2290 4 роки тому +17

      @@Panzerfaust1944 wtf, why?

    • @TexYMatt98
      @TexYMatt98 4 роки тому +108

      @@bumjilet2290 They do it before going to hunt the minorities as tradition duh...

  • @LauraGarcia-im8iw
    @LauraGarcia-im8iw 5 років тому +287

    Always love the thunder of combat boots marching

  • @---qm1th
    @---qm1th 9 місяців тому +294

    "Democracy must be protected at all costs" mfs when their side loses an election

    • @thedoomtestament4547
      @thedoomtestament4547 7 місяців тому +37

      Left wing political parties be like

    • @MalusOfficial
      @MalusOfficial 7 місяців тому +22

      @@thedoomtestament4547both sides suck but last I checked it was the right wingers who tried to overthrow the government like this

    • @notrius7754
      @notrius7754 5 місяців тому

      @@MalusOfficial Like lefties in US didn't try this when thier opponents won 4 years before that lol, guess whats gonna happen if Trump wins this year.

    • @Leon-gr2oo
      @Leon-gr2oo 5 місяців тому

      Its becausd globalism reigns and they maybe hate nationalism?!

    • @cole5953
      @cole5953 5 місяців тому

      ​@MalusOfficial This did not happen at all lol. They sure showed the government. How many officers died? Capital police deaths? Politician deaths? Better question, why do you care? Do you have any idea how many lives have been ruined in that capital? How many of our country men were signed away to certain death by those politicians? The left doesn't care about the "insurrection" they are just mad because they are busy doing their own and that showed some people still have spirit. That capital building is nothing but a symbol of the government. Stop worshiping it just because dumb Republicans walked where they shouldn't have.

  • @k.i.a6433
    @k.i.a6433 6 років тому +247

    Cool. Now I don't need to rewind every ten seconds.

  • @Wixxarion
    @Wixxarion 6 років тому +474

    When you overmod Skyrim.

    • @joe8659
      @joe8659 5 років тому +38

      I did that once my entire console froze
      All because i tried to recreate the crusades

    • @shadowreaper847
      @shadowreaper847 10 місяців тому

      ​@@joe8659l48b

  • @teo8279
    @teo8279 6 років тому +306

    Finally I can sleep on this music 😴

  • @TheDoluz
    @TheDoluz 2 місяці тому +16

    finally a good ASMR sleeeping video

  • @_PhamTuanCuong
    @_PhamTuanCuong Місяць тому +9

    Google: If you're using Adblockers then you're literally a Nazi
    Me and the bois: Fine then

  • @mgs3re4dmc3
    @mgs3re4dmc3 4 місяці тому +10

    When that one very passionate kid failed Art school...

  • @rogueapache6467
    @rogueapache6467 3 роки тому +44

    Me and the others on our way to the Netflix "Cuties" Director's House

  • @Nesqwikz
    @Nesqwikz 6 років тому +166

    Footsteps in background with the song Erika played over. Would be badass

  • @Hans-hy5jp
    @Hans-hy5jp 5 років тому +166

    When the Jewish kid really be flexin in class

  • @classic952
    @classic952 5 років тому +165

    This actually cured my depression.

    • @ns_ale24
      @ns_ale24 3 дні тому

      The army has always been a cure for all diseases (even mental ones)

  • @elmayoneso1755
    @elmayoneso1755 Місяць тому +6

    Ants in their way to the ice cream ball I just dropped a moment ago:

  • @thisiscertainlynotmynameso8374
    @thisiscertainlynotmynameso8374 5 років тому +106

    2x speed vor the ultimate *BLITZKRIEG* experiance

    • @bik3r230
      @bik3r230 5 років тому +18

      4x speed and screaming stukas for realistic interpretation

    • @america2793
      @america2793 Рік тому +4

      THERE CHARGING

  • @RipleySamus
    @RipleySamus 5 років тому +54

    When Emmanuel Macron says "no more yellow vests"

  • @jordan2941
    @jordan2941 6 років тому +189

    When you get your German homies organized in Heroes And Generals

  • @thingamabobber859
    @thingamabobber859 4 місяці тому +10

    mojang: creates a mob vote to ease preasure on their team.
    the community:

  • @TheGermanDoomGuy1939
    @TheGermanDoomGuy1939 6 років тому +134

    Perfect for workout. Or better Ertüchtigung.

  • @Gontz_Csst
    @Gontz_Csst 2 місяці тому +11

    Most calm peruvian server on discord:

  • @devasc8958
    @devasc8958 5 років тому +51

    When she cheats but the boys know where she lives

  • @RobertHarr1son
    @RobertHarr1son Рік тому +23

    Teacher: "today, we are gonna talk about Germany during WW2"
    Girls: "omg that's so awful"
    Boys:

  • @OscarLorenzoGibson-mo7fj
    @OscarLorenzoGibson-mo7fj 3 місяці тому +18

    Now thats fucking music

  • @farcryplays792
    @farcryplays792 3 місяці тому +12

    Pov: You and the boys reproved in art class

  • @Kruegernator123
    @Kruegernator123 6 років тому +586

    God, I wish that were me....

    • @yolocupcake1001
      @yolocupcake1001 5 років тому +74

      God: *in German accent* wish granted

    • @sicariusvast9555
      @sicariusvast9555 4 роки тому +46

      Yor wisch haß been grantet, my child

    • @terruskaa
      @terruskaa 4 роки тому +29

      Your Wish is To Be an SS Soldier?

    • @pingunootnoot1165
      @pingunootnoot1165 4 роки тому +46

      @@terruskaa YES

    • @terruskaa
      @terruskaa 4 роки тому +36

      @@pingunootnoot1165 Well Then.....
      WELCOME TO THE FOURTH REICH WITH ADOLF MERKEL

  • @goldenknight2961
    @goldenknight2961 10 місяців тому +97

    Emily (they/them): you’re worse than Hitler if you disagree with me
    Me and the boys:

  • @tilaNmanx
    @tilaNmanx 6 років тому +172

    This is so addictive

  • @user-vo1ew8jt5l
    @user-vo1ew8jt5l 6 років тому +232

    I love Wolfenstein

  • @casttrice
    @casttrice 5 місяців тому +10

    What teachers want when there is a fire alarm

  • @sw1ft608
    @sw1ft608 4 роки тому +77

    Poland minding its own business
    GERMANY:

    • @TeikonGom
      @TeikonGom Рік тому

      You mean purging German minorities?

  • @smurffi7366
    @smurffi7366 5 років тому +159

    Aaah. The sound of army marching. That's music

  • @Monkeynuts1738
    @Monkeynuts1738 3 місяці тому +9

    Sound of the chosen ones

  • @norikofu509
    @norikofu509 2 місяці тому +7

    Imagine having the fitness of these guys

  • @thenautica
    @thenautica 5 років тому +52

    The Only thing Thanos is Scared of

    • @StratoBomber52
      @StratoBomber52 4 роки тому +6

      Avengers 5: Thanos came back but he died early in the movie by germans

    • @thestrategistbrit
      @thestrategistbrit 3 роки тому +2

      make that the death korps of Krieg

    • @america2793
      @america2793 Рік тому +1

      @@thestrategistbrit ok ua-cam.com/video/j0ljy0-Tcvw/v-deo.html

    • @thestrategistbrit
      @thestrategistbrit Рік тому

      @@america2793 good ol' krieg

  • @tutel19
    @tutel19 5 років тому +123

    X2 speed= blackfriday beer prices in germany

    • @bik3r230
      @bik3r230 5 років тому +6

      Blackfriday beer in poland

    • @k1_arsenal34
      @k1_arsenal34 3 роки тому +1

      Biker Chapman Blackfriday beer prices in France.

    • @emperorconstantine1.361
      @emperorconstantine1.361 3 роки тому

      I finally sped it up, not sorry.
      😜😜🤣🤣🤣

    • @america2793
      @america2793 Рік тому +2

      @@emperorconstantine1.361 what?

    • @Apotheker.
      @Apotheker. Рік тому

      Ist es tatsächlich so das ihr denkt das wir Deutsche immer nur betrunken sind???

  • @DerNomade1871
    @DerNomade1871 5 років тому +339

    You know this would be A LOTA scarier if they were marking out of a mustard gas cloud with gas masks and trench coats

  • @SoldierOfFate
    @SoldierOfFate 27 днів тому +3

    When even your most basic troops resemble death machines and put Terminators to shame.

  • @vladboss9797
    @vladboss9797 6 років тому +74

    24 hour version

  • @user-rd3ct3uj6k
    @user-rd3ct3uj6k 8 місяців тому +12

    her: you will never find girls like me
    girls like her:

  • @generalderpscout5393
    @generalderpscout5393 2 місяці тому +8

    Fun fact: near at the end of WW2 Wehrmacht seemly dislike about Waffen SS and join US to fight them in Castle Itter

  • @ominösersüddeutscher
    @ominösersüddeutscher 3 місяці тому +4

    As a German I can confirm that my right arms starts twitching whenever I watch this video

  • @templarcrusader2001
    @templarcrusader2001 5 років тому +29

    When the polish transfer kid shows up and you and your friends get into a group huddle

  • @williamsmith6
    @williamsmith6 6 років тому +419

    the answer to Antfa

    • @sicariusvast9555
      @sicariusvast9555 4 роки тому +7

      *_PROFA_*
      The pro fasist collective

    • @spencersmith9258
      @spencersmith9258 4 роки тому +41

      well.... yes... the answer to "anti" facists would be with actual facists

    • @CedricBassman
      @CedricBassman Рік тому

      @@spencersmith9258
      The funny thing is, they themselves became borderline facists.

    • @air-gaspcurio-TextingStorys
      @air-gaspcurio-TextingStorys Рік тому

      @@spencersmith9258 i mean you dont need to be a nazi to punsh antifa in the face 😂

    • @abramslion1
      @abramslion1 Рік тому +9

      ​@@spencersmith9258 They aren't fascist just simply the German army. They were lots German divisons. Just cause someone says fascist doesn't automatically make them fascist. They have to do something that's considered as fascism. Which was used by communists from soviet union..

  • @randomstuff23453
    @randomstuff23453 4 роки тому +56

    my heartbeat is synchronized to this.

  • @someoneunknown3104
    @someoneunknown3104 4 роки тому +59

    When you’re guild becomes strongest in the game

  • @GeneralGavin2000
    @GeneralGavin2000 6 років тому +601

    When you and your friends find out there is a antifa group in your town

  • @Killer-ph1vm
    @Killer-ph1vm 2 місяці тому +8

    It’s beautiful

  • @51stInf
    @51stInf Рік тому +27

    How teachers expect us to leave during a fire drill

    • @Sivikal_
      @Sivikal_ Рік тому

      FR

    • @NightStalker_MJ
      @NightStalker_MJ Рік тому

      TRUE bro I don’t need to crouch the tornado won’t look for me

  • @Joselo3280
    @Joselo3280 Рік тому +11

    I guess Steiner did counter attack in this universe

  • @adrianparker3116
    @adrianparker3116 3 роки тому +43

    The 5 minute one was banned so now I’m watching this one.
    If their strategy was to reduce the amount of hell march videos I watch then they failed, I now watch 12x more of it.

    • @hamilton451
      @hamilton451 3 роки тому

      Why was it banned.?

    • @adrianparker3116
      @adrianparker3116 3 роки тому

      @@hamilton451 dunno

    • @captainkrabbs5604
      @captainkrabbs5604 2 роки тому

      @@hamilton451 N A Z I B A D C A N N O T S H O W

    • @BR0984
      @BR0984 Рік тому +7

      @@hamilton451 "h8te speech"

    • @colonel1003
      @colonel1003 11 місяців тому +4

      The 5 minute vid had this comment that said something like “it’s only the first battalion”, best comment from there

  • @lobsterpoptart26
    @lobsterpoptart26 6 років тому +249

    Thots detected

  • @chriss1889
    @chriss1889 5 років тому +31

    When you find out your daughter has a boyfriend

  • @infanterienaunhof4550
    @infanterienaunhof4550 4 роки тому +42

    Listen to this for about 17 hour this gives my such an inspiration

    • @MrDD-kx4cu
      @MrDD-kx4cu 4 роки тому

      Easy, we'll achieve those troops, and their epic march one day.

    • @pablitojoker5130
      @pablitojoker5130 Рік тому

      Sad polish sound

  • @Mr_Man308
    @Mr_Man308 Рік тому +10

    Boys: lets hang out
    That 1 guy: cant, im not feeling it tonight
    Bois:

  • @MrMilhouze
    @MrMilhouze 3 місяці тому +5

    I listen to this to fall asleep

  • @spookirock3826
    @spookirock3826 4 роки тому +57

    This march is badass

  • @pohjantuulet247
    @pohjantuulet247 3 роки тому +20

    Man, Hugo Boss must have made bank in this reality

  • @Henry34234e
    @Henry34234e Рік тому +5

    “Bro, a school fight is about to happen” The entire f#cking school before I even finished my sentence:

  • @donttreadonme4355
    @donttreadonme4355 5 років тому +41

    *When she texts you saying i'm home alone*

    • @Shregurun93
      @Shregurun93 4 роки тому +4

      HOLD ON BABY MILATERY DADY IS GONNA SAVE YOU

  • @TheSlowJoe
    @TheSlowJoe Рік тому +14

    POV: The good guys won

    • @ElAlamein3828
      @ElAlamein3828 Рік тому +1

      99.99% you are not even german and live in your grandparent's basement

    • @sausagekiller7840
      @sausagekiller7840 Рік тому

      @@ElAlamein3828 Better than the attic 😏

    • @NoDad.Notthebelt.
      @NoDad.Notthebelt. 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@ElAlamein3828 99.9 percent you are a history nerd sitting on your porch in England with a platter of biscuits and tea next to you.
      Know this;
      This video shows who is coming for you.

    • @kutsja4671
      @kutsja4671 6 місяців тому

      Za dom

    • @mrpiratefox4497
      @mrpiratefox4497 3 місяці тому

      @@NoDad.Notthebelt. this video desnt show shit lol, if it shows anything then all it shows is that the only place where nazis can win is in a game

  • @e.asterbunnymund913
    @e.asterbunnymund913 9 місяців тому +8

    This is genuinely one of the hottest clips I’ve seen. The men look so good in their uniforms.

  • @Gray-Wolf
    @Gray-Wolf 4 роки тому +14

    Teacher: were going to Germany
    Girls: are we going to Berlin??
    Boys:

  • @aarondarksos2227
    @aarondarksos2227 4 роки тому +29

    WW3: *starts*
    France boys:i’m surrender
    Italy boys:Switch part every time
    German boys: 00:00

    • @Apotheker.
      @Apotheker. Рік тому

      So wird es sein. Also hoffentlich...

    • @Man_Aslume
      @Man_Aslume 11 місяців тому +1

      Correction:
      French boys: *FRENCH REVOLUTION*

  • @neongame9516
    @neongame9516 Рік тому +25

    How teachers expect us to run out of the burning building when there's a fire alarm

  • @toast7497
    @toast7497 5 років тому +24

    When she asks you to bring the boys

  • @digitalisman3267
    @digitalisman3267 6 років тому +54

    X2 fastest army in the world xD

  • @thesinistersiblings705
    @thesinistersiblings705 9 місяців тому +7

    2X speed.
    "we must blitzkrieg this parade".
    "JAWOHL HERR KOMMANDANT"!

  • @donavanwrong1987
    @donavanwrong1987 3 роки тому +27

    "They just kept shooting the Bismarck until the hull was glowing from the heat of the shells."

    • @danielmackay449
      @danielmackay449 2 роки тому

      WHITE KNIGHT
      F-CK YOU . I LOST FAMILY ON THE BISMARK.

    • @anzaca1
      @anzaca1 Рік тому

      No, they didn't. Bismarck was sunk in just a couple of hours.

    • @andthenhedead6076
      @andthenhedead6076 11 місяців тому +1

      @@danielmackay449take the L ratio

    • @galaxygamer0405
      @galaxygamer0405 10 місяців тому

      ​@@anzaca1Because she got scuttled. She could have taken it.

    • @storytime7225
      @storytime7225 7 місяців тому

      @@anzaca1still took a large majority of the British navy to sink her

  • @alexhensley-om3sh
    @alexhensley-om3sh 3 місяці тому +5

    My actually well funded Stellaris army branch when I make first contact (I always play authoritarian/militaristic)

  • @morganandrews9428
    @morganandrews9428 25 днів тому +2

    This is oddly hypnotic.

  • @twilightparanormalresearch186
    @twilightparanormalresearch186 5 років тому +52

    When you live near a synagogue

  • @CapitalTeeth
    @CapitalTeeth 4 роки тому +20

    Girls: “Don’t copy my homework!”
    Boys:

    • @spookirock3826
      @spookirock3826 4 роки тому

      CapitalTeeth together we are strong 💪

    • @Man_Aslume
      @Man_Aslume 11 місяців тому

      Me with my parallel universes

  • @presidentsomethingsomething
    @presidentsomethingsomething 5 років тому +26

    Like it or not, this is how you really teach babies to walk.

  • @kajsakatt40
    @kajsakatt40 11 місяців тому +30

    Damn, I wish this was on Spotify

  • @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472
    @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 4 роки тому +21

    Me and the Bois on our way to get our foreskin back

  • @ArchCone
    @ArchCone 4 роки тому +83

    Now that is a army i would join.

  • @frankwhite8048
    @frankwhite8048 7 місяців тому +8

    the riff and the marching is so badass

  • @user-fn5op8jl6m
    @user-fn5op8jl6m 9 місяців тому +6

    "МУЖИКИИИ В ФОРМЕ"

  • @cameronmcguire1599
    @cameronmcguire1599 Рік тому +33

    When I don't wanna walk my dog I put this on and zone out on "one, step, one step, one, step, ect"... now I know why soldiers march in formation.

  • @vilhelmvilhelm2335
    @vilhelmvilhelm2335 6 років тому +16

    that perfect lining up tho