Why You Wouldnt Survive Wolfenstein's German Army

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  • @Left4Sharkbait
    @Left4Sharkbait 4 роки тому +5825

    "I'm not a Jew, I'm from Arizona!" - That one stupid guy

  • @EatitHarvey
    @EatitHarvey 4 роки тому +3822

    "Were you disappointed that I didn't include Young Blood?"
    No.

    • @JohnnyJohnJohnson
      @JohnnyJohnJohnson 4 роки тому +406

      It'd be better if the world collectively pretended that Youngblood isn't canon and never existed.

    • @jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593
      @jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593 4 роки тому +32

      What was bad about youngblood? I haven't played the game

    • @mathunit1
      @mathunit1 4 роки тому +265

      @@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593 Pretty much everything except the graphics maybe. Youngblood's main characters and story are especially hot garbage.

    • @ihatepewdiepiev2419
      @ihatepewdiepiev2419 4 роки тому +37

      @@mathunit1 Imo youngblood is the best. There is no boring hub missions and there are supernatural elements which are staple of wolfenstein. Story while it isnt perfect certanly has its charm as it is a remake of first two missions of rtcw

    • @wilhelm__3713
      @wilhelm__3713 4 роки тому +174

      @@ihatepewdiepiev2419 the main characters are basically stupid teenage boys that are just girls for the sjw sake though

  • @goromajima7677
    @goromajima7677 3 роки тому +4247

    I love these games, like I’ve heard people say “it’s too unrealistic” like yea- that’s kinda the point

    • @johndough65
      @johndough65 3 роки тому +91

      lmfao unrealistic? it was almost a reality.

    • @goromajima7677
      @goromajima7677 3 роки тому +400

      @@johndough65 oh yea sorry, nazi moon bases? Almost a reality,
      Giant fire breathing robot dogs? Almost a reality,
      ZOMBIES almost a reality,
      Bruh (/hj)

    • @Portoman1923
      @Portoman1923 2 роки тому +12

      @@johndough65 ah yes super nazi soldiers very realistic

    • @johndough65
      @johndough65 2 роки тому +38

      @@Portoman1923 You're the one mentioning that, not me.

    • @morganalabeille5004
      @morganalabeille5004 2 роки тому +299

      I feel like Wolfenstein’s goofy unrealistic approach is the best way to handle a Nazis winning the war alternate history story. They were always going to lose ww2, and their government was an unstable mess so even if they had won they would have collapsed due to infighting shortly after. Having giant robots and moon bases and ancient sci-fi tech is really the only way they could’ve stayed in power for that long.

  • @therealtimmyiy
    @therealtimmyiy 3 роки тому +2098

    "Such as Artificial AI"
    ah yes, artificial artificial intelligence.

    • @TheExperienceYT
      @TheExperienceYT 3 роки тому +99

      AI made by AI

    • @omba3905
      @omba3905 3 роки тому +61

      hmm, yes the floor smells like floor

    • @AttacktheDp0int
      @AttacktheDp0int 2 роки тому +17

      Hmm yes smell like smell

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 2 роки тому +8

      So fake the other fakes think you’re fake.

    • @Pierce1996h
      @Pierce1996h 2 роки тому +4

      @@TheExperienceYT Ai made by ai is just ai and I'd argue that ai is natural if humans are natural

  • @Irishfrasa
    @Irishfrasa 4 роки тому +4416

    Gotta love the whole "ancient magic technology that's light-years ahead of ours yet it's creators are entirely gone and forgotten" logic

    • @jplegend98
      @jplegend98 4 роки тому +267

      They could/should of just said it was alien or doom deamon tech.

    • @slyseal2091
      @slyseal2091 4 роки тому +375

      But the creators are neither gone nor forgotten, you meet one of their ranks that not only gives you directions for their vaults but also states that there are more of them (and I think in one comment he says that they tried to support the allies shortly before the war ended).

    • @Irishfrasa
      @Irishfrasa 4 роки тому +233

      @@slyseal2091 that just makes it an even bigger hole. If the progenitors of this tech were still around why did they sit around and let the Nazis steal and use it against everyone?

    • @seanporcelli3965
      @seanporcelli3965 4 роки тому +5

      Bro but thats my favorite lol

    • @hoangphanvu9022
      @hoangphanvu9022 4 роки тому +14

      @@jplegend98 they realllyy should. Maybe the whole ancient tech things are just for irony

  • @princereyes2094
    @princereyes2094 4 роки тому +2948

    Ah yes, my favourite German weapon.
    The *_Oober Goober._*

  • @ZioPeraPad
    @ZioPeraPad 4 роки тому +1289

    “Why you wouldn’t survive wolfenstiens German army”
    Me after eating 3 vita-gummies: *observe*

  • @eljaminlatour6633
    @eljaminlatour6633 2 роки тому +558

    In real life, Hitler is looking for ancient artifacts that could potentially power his army but are most likely myths. But in Wolfenstein, the ancient artifacts Hitler finds are very effective.

    • @MaxRamos8
      @MaxRamos8 Рік тому

      Only half fake, they did alot of unethical eugenics on animals, trying to genetically madoify them or make them become undead

    • @heinzkabofke6791
      @heinzkabofke6791 Рік тому

      Projekt Ahnenerbe was Himmlers Projekt.
      And it was targeted on finding evidence for arian involvement in world history and for our german supremicy.
      As if Himmler wasn't evidence to the contrary enough.
      He's like the most evil janitor ever to walk this earth.

    • @bladerunner3314
      @bladerunner3314 11 місяців тому

      It was more of a Himmler thing and Adolf indulged him.

    • @dimsthedimwit600
      @dimsthedimwit600 10 місяців тому +15

      Iirc Hitler saw all this mystic shit as well....mystic shit. Jusging by Wolfenstein The New Colossus, I'll assume Hitler thinks the same and just Deathshead rules everything while keeping Hitler as a sockpuppet.

    • @capscaps04
      @capscaps04 8 місяців тому +1

      @@dimsthedimwit600 Not true, ocultism was a big deal inside their nazi ideology. the nazi party even took out all the other occult groups in germany that wee not in part of the "Ariosophists" cult that acted as the main ocult group for the nazis.

  • @derirre9155
    @derirre9155 4 роки тому +1950

    "Übersoldaten" = "Over-soldiers" (like Special Forces)
    "Übergewehr" = "Over-rifle" (doesn't make sense in german either)
    "Panzersoldaten" = "Armored Soldiers" (Panzer means Tank AND Armor in german)
    "Zerstörer" = "Destroyer"
    "Panzerhund" = "Armored Dog"
    "Kampfhund" = "Fighting Dog" (Kampf = Fight, Battle)

    • @royliber3824
      @royliber3824 4 роки тому +92

      Its nice to see tho how much the devs invested in this franchise so it can somewhat be realistic at least in terms of culture.

    • @SSD_Penumbra
      @SSD_Penumbra 3 роки тому +136

      Uber means super.

    • @ShenaniganEntertainment
      @ShenaniganEntertainment 3 роки тому +49

      So they replaced the SS with the Übersoldaten

    • @squirrelystew8323
      @squirrelystew8323 3 роки тому +94

      @@ShenaniganEntertainment the entire German army you fight seems to be SS (all of their lapels have SS “lightning bolts)

    • @roskcity
      @roskcity 3 роки тому +52

      @@squirrelystew8323 I guess they replaced the wehrmacht

  • @viking3137
    @viking3137 4 роки тому +1528

    "Why You Wouldnt Survive Wolfenstein's German Army"
    Me a German: "I have the highground! Dont try it!"

    • @nasraell2040
      @nasraell2040 4 роки тому +60

      Ich glaube wir würden überleben

    • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
      @SpaceMonkeyBoi 4 роки тому +54

      You underestimate my power

    • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
      @SpaceMonkeyBoi 4 роки тому +8

      @Maui Caui ye hath little faith in iron clad nazi ninjas, my child...

    • @DaroriDerEinzige
      @DaroriDerEinzige 4 роки тому +16

      @Maui Caui The funny thing is, that many people (Which would fit the whole Race and "No Birth Defects!" thing) which havin' nowadays "depressions" wouldn't have depression in such a world.
      Because - Authorian Systems givin' you always a reason to life and will even honour you if you go "full into I-give-everything-for-the-system"-Mode. You feelin' alone? Disconnected? Meaningless? No worries! Here are Clubs, Services, Military Stuff, Events ... etc you not even are able to join, nah - You have to join, and by the way did I already tell you that the Earth only still circles around the Sun because you exists? Right! That's your honour, without you and all people alike you ... There would be Chaos and Despair. You did the right job, you and your Brothers and Sisters!
      Also, Compassion is highly desired - Only though to people alike you. But you then also in enviorments in which there are actually mainly people alike you. So, even better!
      Asexuality isn't also a big thing. I mean, there are even plenty of examples in History of Homosexual people which still had children. Asexuality is pretty damn good - As long as you make one Child, everything is ok and for that you don't need the Sex Drive of a 16 year old one.
      Being out of shape is also, well, ok-ish after you've served. I mean sure, Wolfenstein is a little bit extreme but back then - 60 Mio Germans existed, the Wehrmacht & Co had over the whole War around ~6 Mio Soldiers.
      And if the War is won, well, you still need Doctors, Engineers, Carpenters - As long as you got through the "HJ", everything is fine.
      ... It's actually pretty much like at the Communists. Because, you know, Extremists thinkin' often alike.

    • @therealgaben5527
      @therealgaben5527 4 роки тому +1

      @Maui Caui well 5 out of the 7thing you listed you can control

  • @Creebus96
    @Creebus96 4 роки тому +3857

    "Why You Wouldnt Survive Wolfenstein's German Army"
    me:*laughs in german*

    • @oof5020
      @oof5020 4 роки тому +509

      Me: *laughs in blonde hair and blue eyed swiss*

    • @fritzvongerbel8999
      @fritzvongerbel8999 4 роки тому +262

      *laughs in hispanic,and mexico probably being left alone*

    • @NoSTs123
      @NoSTs123 4 роки тому +91

      Seine Aussprache macht mich so sehr wütend.

    • @fritzvongerbel8999
      @fritzvongerbel8999 4 роки тому +174

      @@NoSTs123 sorry i dont speak Italian

    • @NoSTs123
      @NoSTs123 4 роки тому +76

      @@fritzvongerbel8999 that is german you dummkopf

  • @ginagrant1
    @ginagrant1 3 роки тому +594

    Germany did understand how to create a nuclear bomb. The train carrying the needed heavy water was blown up and sank in a river in Norway. This mission was accomplished by the EOS, Britain’s secret service.This is one of those historical facts that can scare many people.

    • @insertnamehere7228
      @insertnamehere7228 Рік тому

      The Nazis all but abandoned the whole Nuclear program by 1943 since they saw atomic science as Jewish science. Didn’t help that they got rid of their best scientists for being Jewish

    • @DovaDude
      @DovaDude Рік тому +1

      a quick google search shows you are spewing bullshit

    • @paulgavian90
      @paulgavian90 Рік тому +13

      So your saying they DID HAVE ONE or just the components?

    • @vv414-u9p
      @vv414-u9p Рік тому

      @@paulgavian90 They could have but not until the late 40s or early 50s and even then that would have to mean an end to resistance/allied intelligence sabotage which would require an end to the second world war.

    • @davidcook680
      @davidcook680 Рік тому

      Shame they didn't succeed. The way the world has turned out. It's a shit show. If I could go back in time. I would and alter world war 2. Where the other side won. Save way to put it. Don't want crybabies whinging like I'm really going back in time. To alter a war.

  • @elijahking728
    @elijahking728 4 роки тому +5249

    im just in utter awe at how wolfenstein's nazi army was able to defeat the powerhouse Ohio

    • @khrisemory
      @khrisemory 3 роки тому +320

      Or Florida

    • @marceliangolmento6735
      @marceliangolmento6735 3 роки тому +82

      German army my friend.

    • @redrobsanthem9206
      @redrobsanthem9206 3 роки тому +313

      They knew conventional methods wouldn’t work so they most likely nuked it several times and sent in suicide squads. Not much was gained but it was the only way

    • @jamesk5541
      @jamesk5541 3 роки тому +94

      As From Ohio Myself this game is not historically accurate just because that point

    • @davedan274
      @davedan274 3 роки тому +49

      I would say they just either left it alone or made peace with them.

  • @timvanrijn8239
    @timvanrijn8239 4 роки тому +1220

    There "christian faith"
    Himler raging about neo paganism in the background

    • @podomuss
      @podomuss 4 роки тому +191

      that part made no sense, the Nazis weren't Christian. In fact the plan was to allow the populous to practice Christianity temporarily, while their children were brainwashed into treating Nazism as a religion, then once their parents died, there would be no religion other than the fanaticism of the Nazi cause.

    • @Jan-rq8mo
      @Jan-rq8mo 4 роки тому +50

      @@podomuss Still most soldiers were christian. They litteraly had "Gott mit uns" (God with us) on their belts

    • @TactiClaus
      @TactiClaus 4 роки тому +40

      @@Jan-rq8mo "got mittens?"

    • @christiannewaye7306
      @christiannewaye7306 4 роки тому +20

      tim van rijn Well the allied themselves with Christian fascists or the more common academic term clerical fascists like those in Norway, Spain,France or in Italy as a means to galvanize the conservatives with the fascists in fact they promote it would be known as positive Christianity which fell in line with the German Reich. A good example would be Josef Tiso of the Slovak Republic

    • @podomuss
      @podomuss 4 роки тому +61

      Jan the soldiers were, but the Nazi hierarchy planned to indoctrinate their children into replacing Christianity with Nazism, to the point where they would trust the state more than their parents. So you still haven’t proven me wrong

  • @frankythefatboi1952
    @frankythefatboi1952 4 роки тому +1389

    >you wouldn't survive Wolfenstein's Nazi Army
    Me; a Pale skinned german with Blond Hair and Blue eyes :
    "i doubt it."

    • @omeloithemarshmallow7663
      @omeloithemarshmallow7663 4 роки тому +21

      LMFAO

    • @disparatebroom7705
      @disparatebroom7705 4 роки тому +53

      I’m just gonna get my eye lenses and hair dye

    • @i3lackfusion
      @i3lackfusion 4 роки тому +66

      @@disparatebroom7705 good luck once they take a closer look and wanna see your „Ariernachweis“.

    • @couldntcroptheimage4775
      @couldntcroptheimage4775 4 роки тому +15

      Hope you better don't have any disabilities there from what I hear people like that are drags on the state

    • @crackedhammer4612
      @crackedhammer4612 4 роки тому +17

      @@couldntcroptheimage4775 I wonder if my friend who had a missing finger from birth would survive

  • @ChrissieBear
    @ChrissieBear 2 роки тому +189

    In the original series of both games, DOOM and Wolfenstein were set in the same universe. This is referenced in New Colossus under the form of the Ubergewehr, which shares the shape and use of the BFG-9000, albeit with more primitive technology, and whose description mentions it draws power from "another dimension", possible referencing hell plasma or argent plasma.

    • @kobanebook9888
      @kobanebook9888 2 роки тому +11

      Pulling energy from Agartha lmao

    • @PanzerrMaus
      @PanzerrMaus Рік тому +6

      @@kobanebook9888 or even hyperborea lmfao

    • @TaitLawrence-xl2xb
      @TaitLawrence-xl2xb 3 місяці тому +1

      Plus the fact it was said somewhere that Doomguy is the grandson of the main characters in Wolfenstien whos name I cannot pronounce

    • @Matthew-l3y4k
      @Matthew-l3y4k Місяць тому

      Maybe that's why the uac is so advanced...after the nazi riech was overthrown the government's reused the tech

  • @WorldsBestStuntMan
    @WorldsBestStuntMan 4 роки тому +398

    "As doom eternal is on the horizon-"
    Veeery clever..

    • @elliotfinucane5583
      @elliotfinucane5583 4 роки тому +2

      What, I don't get it

    • @creativemalfunction7100
      @creativemalfunction7100 4 роки тому +18

      @@elliotfinucane5583 it's a title of another video game that came out on the same day as doom eternal

    • @elliotfinucane5583
      @elliotfinucane5583 4 роки тому +12

      @@creativemalfunction7100 oh shit yeah animal crossing

    • @G1241-g7g
      @G1241-g7g 4 роки тому +3

      @@elliotfinucane5583 More like animal crossing's friend.

  • @shikikankillzone4239
    @shikikankillzone4239 4 роки тому +1970

    Programmers: _"Ok, how many warcrimes, gore, depression, massacres and stuff like that do you want us to implement in the game?"_
    The game director: *Ja*

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +1548

    I wouldn’t be able to survive this Coronavirus outbreak, let alone this.

    • @crypto1223
      @crypto1223 4 роки тому +48

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache I think people are going to die from lack of being able to wipe themselves because of all the idiots taking all the TP.

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 4 роки тому +25

      I like the Wolfenstein world because all Furries were slaughtered!

    • @jacobmorales1283
      @jacobmorales1283 4 роки тому +4

      @@crypto1223 I work at a store and everybody is getting toilet paper for some reason

    • @TheKing-qz9wd
      @TheKing-qz9wd 4 роки тому

      @@crypto1223
      Privelages of being on an island include using the beach as your bathroom and throwing your crap at anyone who is trying to stop you.

    • @TheKing-qz9wd
      @TheKing-qz9wd 4 роки тому

      @@jacobmorales1283
      You know why. When the shipments stop bringing it in and you still gotta use the john.

  • @dannymorgan8074
    @dannymorgan8074 2 роки тому +251

    I recently played Wolfenstein The Old Blood and I found that it actually says during D-day only 3 Germans were killed and 89 were wounded. Not a complaint just something I'd like to share

    • @andrewtatereal3168
      @andrewtatereal3168 2 роки тому

      the power of meth i guesse

    • @gumslice
      @gumslice 2 роки тому +1

      That's worse

    • @undeadwerewolves9463
      @undeadwerewolves9463 2 роки тому +18

      Old Blood is probably my favourite. I was told to play the games in order because it basically sorta explains how it happened so yeah I remember the notes around.

    • @CustodianHadrian
      @CustodianHadrian 2 роки тому +56

      I wouldn't put it past the Nazis in-game to fake that number for propaganda purposes.

    • @hannahbg1852
      @hannahbg1852 2 роки тому +5

      @@CustodianHadrian True.

  • @m.a.118
    @m.a.118 4 роки тому +330

    ""Hilter" and his army stormed Washington D.C. (1948) forcing FDR-" Wait wait wait- So FDR didn't die in 1945?

    • @sebastiancalvey1226
      @sebastiancalvey1226 4 роки тому +28

      Alt Reality hun

    • @shaggybottomtext8363
      @shaggybottomtext8363 4 роки тому +7

      @@swann3482 I thought that was the Highcastle universe

    • @pepederien5096
      @pepederien5096 3 роки тому +2

      ​@@sebastiancalvey1226 We don't have any relationship with the Germans. Huns and Magyars are far older nations than the Germans. ;) Just sayin'. ;)

    • @God_Ic-0n
      @God_Ic-0n 3 роки тому +1

      He took plot conviniance pills.

    • @motorsportministries7843
      @motorsportministries7843 3 роки тому +1

      @@swann3482 where can we read the full canon timeline?

  • @Midnight-Starfish
    @Midnight-Starfish 4 роки тому +2870

    Wow Such Gaming: You wouldn't survive Wolfenstein's Nazi Army.
    Me, who's blonde haired and blue eyed with an ancestry whiter than printer paper: You sure about that?

    • @petrsukenik9266
      @petrsukenik9266 4 роки тому +178

      yes because as a decent man that should not be put into human shredding machine you would join resistence

    • @petrsukenik9266
      @petrsukenik9266 4 роки тому +62

      @cool name well tha is questionable
      it realy depends on that when he would be born

    • @a.e.i.o.u2951
      @a.e.i.o.u2951 4 роки тому +4

      Y e s

    • @austinharrison7515
      @austinharrison7515 4 роки тому +64

      My great uncle was 3rd panzar division i would be indoctrinated without choice

    • @kapilbusawah7169
      @kapilbusawah7169 4 роки тому +17

      petr súkeník probably not. People turn pale and go to the winning side once emotional blackmail is involved

  • @Cityinlead
    @Cityinlead 4 роки тому +773

    “Why I wouldn’t survive Wolfenstein”
    Me who is brown: “I think I got this all figured out”

    • @33korki77
      @33korki77 4 роки тому +91

      Me who is jewish
      I think i got this all figured out

    • @jacob414
      @jacob414 4 роки тому +43

      I am White , Pale , blue eyes , blonde hair ... all I have to do is not go crazy

    • @jacob414
      @jacob414 4 роки тому +34

      But I would rebel for I am American

    • @nillynush4899
      @nillynush4899 4 роки тому +8

      not with those disproportionate rates of violent crime

    • @utzius8003
      @utzius8003 4 роки тому +3

      @@jacob414 I'm white with brown eyes and light brown hair, do I still get to be part of the club?

  • @jasonvoorheesv1nce904
    @jasonvoorheesv1nce904 3 роки тому +112

    "Don't be from Arizona"
    Me who's actually from Arizona: Guess I'll die

    • @sad.brokenhelplesskid163
      @sad.brokenhelplesskid163 3 роки тому

      tbh i dont understand why hitler shoot the guy who said he is from arizona can u tell me what hitler hate arizona ?

    • @jasonvoorheesv1nce904
      @jasonvoorheesv1nce904 3 роки тому +2

      @@sad.brokenhelplesskid163 i don't know either, probably misunderstood him or something

    • @Atpfr
      @Atpfr 3 роки тому

      @@jasonvoorheesv1nce904 Jason I think your from New Jersey or something like that?

    • @jasonvoorheesv1nce904
      @jasonvoorheesv1nce904 3 роки тому

      @@Atpfr Irl i am

    • @0tisAlexander
      @0tisAlexander 3 роки тому +1

      @@sad.brokenhelplesskid163 hitler probably thought that it sounded very much like a lie

  • @Idekwtph
    @Idekwtph 4 роки тому +363

    Me, a German: Übergewehr.
    You, not a German: ubergoobers.
    Me, a German: Traurig.

    • @Soloroar
      @Soloroar 3 роки тому +4

      I’m American but I can pronounce Ubergewehr correctly

    • @buckhunt6832
      @buckhunt6832 3 роки тому +2

      Lustig

    • @vtitantt3044
      @vtitantt3044 3 роки тому

      @proud hufflepuff it’s pronounced as “UberGuhvair” cuz the W’s in German are pronounced as V’s, and I’m not even German

    • @IshijimaKairo
      @IshijimaKairo 3 роки тому +1

      Me, not German but with enough understanding of it to be disappointed: Ah Scheiße, jetzt geht es wieder los

    • @joynheart
      @joynheart 3 роки тому

      No your Russian

  • @f4fphantomii468
    @f4fphantomii468 4 роки тому +137

    Jesus Christ imagine being a 17 y/o Frenchman, chilling with your friend, trading some sketchy cigars in an alley and a giant Nazi robot stares you in the eye while it's visor turns red.

    • @lx3359
      @lx3359 10 місяців тому

      😂

  • @explosiveaddict6939
    @explosiveaddict6939 4 роки тому +333

    I love how everything you discuss would obviously kill you. Like, of course a Hell invasion would kill us, and of course the Nazi army with war machines. But you discuss exactly why. And it works. They're good videos. How. What are your secrets.

    • @therossblackwoodshow6288
      @therossblackwoodshow6288 2 роки тому +7

      It's what you mentioned, the why and how. If I told you a moving brown rope with a rattle could kill you, you wouldn't believe me. But if I told you it was a rattlesnake, and the way it quickly bites and moves and how venomous it is, you'd believe me. It's all about explaining rather than just telling.

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 2 роки тому

      Just have a looooong think and play the games with a watchful eye.

  • @bluedog843
    @bluedog843 2 роки тому +72

    I absolutely love how ridiculously over the top Germany is in Wolfenstein, because it makes it so satisfying to defeat the seemingly unbeatable enemy.

    • @lorenzoseveses6158
      @lorenzoseveses6158 Рік тому

      Imagine facing the version of USA from fallout that would be interesting.

    • @lordbelou7279
      @lordbelou7279 Рік тому

      ​@@lorenzoseveses6158I still think the Wolfenstein Nazis would win though.
      Even if they're both like-minded.

    • @lorenzoseveses6158
      @lorenzoseveses6158 Рік тому

      @@lordbelou7279 but they also have nukes,robots and their own wonder weapons.

  • @legado804
    @legado804 4 роки тому +376

    Wolfenstein nazis: the most badass yet incompetent army in the video game world

    • @DisorientedWanderer
      @DisorientedWanderer 3 роки тому +101

      They can take over the world but can't stop one 99% muscle american from texas dual wielding any weapon he finds? Pathetic.

    • @classyrassy1790
      @classyrassy1790 3 роки тому +32

      Oh that's the one part of the game that actually represents Nazi's realistically. Our view of the 3rd reich is so heavily coloured by fiction and film made by the Nazi's that we have forgotten the Nazi's were in truth just the German version of Trumps MAGA cult. The Nazi government was legendarily incompetent and corrupt, in fact it was so bad the main reason the Germans went to war in 1939 was because they were only a few years away from economic collapse thanks to the Nazi's terrible economic strategy.

    • @legado804
      @legado804 3 роки тому +66

      @@classyrassy1790 trump supporters a.k.a republicans/conservatives have nothing to do with the national socialist

    • @classyrassy1790
      @classyrassy1790 3 роки тому +17

      @@legado804 They do actually, they are remarkably similar in their belief system in the fact its a garbled mess of nonsense based around the idea a certain demographic of people are destroying the country and they need to be removed.
      I know it's a fad online to "own the SJW's" by denying that Trumps cult and the Nazi's are very similar but the fact is they are. Heck they even share the same tendency to misrepresent their own ideals. The Nazi's calling themselves "Socialists" despite killing socialists and Trumpers calling themselves "Patriots" despite flying the confederate flag inside the capitol building.

    • @legado804
      @legado804 3 роки тому +15

      @@classyrassy1790 the confederate flag is southern heritage and tradition

  • @darthrevan5609
    @darthrevan5609 4 роки тому +571

    Hey I got an idea for one, "Why you wouldnt survive the Alien Xenomorph infestation." Also I think you may still get demonitized by the fact that you do have some scenes where the Nazi Swastika can be seen and that may be considered to be "offensive material" in the eyes of UA-cam love your videos all the same though.

    • @ososmemory8290
      @ososmemory8290 4 роки тому +10

      Oh! I just posted this idea too! but worded it a tad different : Why you Wouldn't survive The xenomorph infestation of Sevastapol Station from Alien Isolation

    • @darthrevan5609
      @darthrevan5609 4 роки тому +1

      Eh it drives the idea across 😂😂

    • @nikkity5491
      @nikkity5491 4 роки тому +7

      Weyland yutani building better worlds

    • @cursedhawkins1305
      @cursedhawkins1305 4 роки тому +4

      Why just the Xenomorphs? Why not throw in their rivals the Predators in there as well after all both kill humans as well as each other, both use deception and stealth attacks, etc.

    • @darthrevan5609
      @darthrevan5609 4 роки тому +1

      @@cursedhawkins1305 yeah I can see what your saying, it's really for the sake of how much is in the lore for both the Xenos and the Predators that it would be alot to scrunch into one video it would be a multi segment kinda thing and that would just be too much for zack to deal with with the given time he has, but absolutely I can see what you're going for maybe after the Xeno maybe the Predators I dont know but to have them in one, it would just be alot in one video.

  • @AlanHaskayne
    @AlanHaskayne 4 роки тому +1563

    Video: "Why you wouldn't survive Wolfenstien's Nazi Army."
    Me: *Looks at Jewish girlfriend* "Geez I wonder."

    • @charper9890
      @charper9890 4 роки тому +80

      Alan Haskayne Anne Frank?

    • @user-zo3wy4we3t
      @user-zo3wy4we3t 4 роки тому +59

      @@charper9890 oh noooooooooooooooooooo

    • @STEELEAGLES2019
      @STEELEAGLES2019 4 роки тому +49

      @@charper9890 i thought she lived in attics not living rooms

    • @user-zo3wy4we3t
      @user-zo3wy4we3t 4 роки тому +17

      @@STEELEAGLES2019 she used to....

    • @skagchow5928
      @skagchow5928 4 роки тому +16

      This whole thing is cursed

  • @alexanderzippel8809
    @alexanderzippel8809 3 роки тому +76

    "Why you wouldnt survive Wolfensteins German Army"
    Me, a german: "I am 4 Privilegs ahead of you"

    • @FrostyExlipse
      @FrostyExlipse 2 роки тому +2

      I'm no expert, but that's a British flag

    • @alexanderzippel8809
      @alexanderzippel8809 2 роки тому +6

      @@FrostyExlipse and thus I am not allowed to be german? I like the design of the flag and am too lazy to change it to avoid exactly such a situation like this one

    • @Smoochy1074
      @Smoochy1074 2 роки тому

      @@alexanderzippel8809 Hah ! Bragging about being German ? Oh boy I'm sure you will join Wolfenstein German Army
      In death 😂😂😂

    • @HermitKing731
      @HermitKing731 2 роки тому

      I'm not German but I am Caucasian. Can i join the Nazi ranks? My DNA is mostly Germanic.

    • @JonaFaschoschreck161
      @JonaFaschoschreck161 6 місяців тому

      Just being german would no render you secure by default tho. One of the first thing Hilter and his loons did after grabing power was to target political dissidents to fascism like communist, trade unionists, social democrats, anti fascists and people research on stuff the nazis views as "entartet" like all the wonderful research Magnus Hirschfeld and his institute did.
      Not to mention that nazis did target homosexuals, people with disabilities or asocial people too. So unless you are a white, hetero, cis, able-bodied person who either has no issues with nazi ideology or at the very least has no problem with being silent in the face of injustice.
      Not the mention that the surveillance tech in wolfenstein is far more advanced then surveillance methods of our time nazi Era.

  • @GenericProtagonist7
    @GenericProtagonist7 4 роки тому +578

    "You could be shot for being of a different race."
    Me, a; pale, blonde haired, grey eyed male of Scandinavian blood in good physical shape and no health impairments: hahahaha... HAHAHAHA... *HAHAHAHAHAHA*

    • @xenerath4952
      @xenerath4952 4 роки тому +148

      That description fits your username

    • @nazarenocordero9587
      @nazarenocordero9587 4 роки тому +11

      Ooof

    • @nazarenocordero9587
      @nazarenocordero9587 4 роки тому +5

      Savage

    • @deathtrooper7760
      @deathtrooper7760 4 роки тому +36

      You could join the ss division wiking but i think at this timeline it would be much more than a divison maybe 2-5 Armys. it could be less i`m not sure how many Soldiers the Reichskommissariat Nordland would be allowed to field.

    • @timvanrijn8239
      @timvanrijn8239 4 роки тому +1

      @@deathtrooper7760 ss wiking was mostly estonians for aome reason

  • @jasonmccool
    @jasonmccool 4 роки тому +172

    Make a video about why you wouldn’t survive the Mortal Kombat Tournament.

    • @crypto1223
      @crypto1223 4 роки тому +5

      Jaswel You mean why you wouldn’t survive if your champions lost the tournament. Only the best are chosen to participate in the tournaments.

    • @mongooseunleashed
      @mongooseunleashed 4 роки тому +1

      You mean an Outworld invasion?

    • @JohnnyJohnJohnson
      @JohnnyJohnJohnson 4 роки тому +2

      None of us know how to fight, there. Sums it up in one sentence.

    • @jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593
      @jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593 4 роки тому +4

      @@JohnnyJohnJohnson and even if there was someone here that knows how to fight the weakest mortal kombat fighter can casually dismember a human being and turn him into a pool

    • @weirddrama1617
      @weirddrama1617 4 роки тому

      You could if your Batman

  • @poopscotch1928
    @poopscotch1928 4 роки тому +189

    I'm gonna be honest saying hit her to replace Hitler is pretty clever of you.

    • @jdmnissan
      @jdmnissan 4 роки тому +2

      And is true

    • @joshrogers2275
      @joshrogers2275 4 роки тому +5

      I think it's funny he used Tommy Wiseau's "I did not hit her" for it.

    • @poopscotch1928
      @poopscotch1928 4 роки тому +1

      That's what my dad said.

    • @jdmnissan
      @jdmnissan 4 роки тому +1

      @@poopscotch1928 daddy 💦💦💦

    • @poopscotch1928
      @poopscotch1928 4 роки тому

      @@jdmnissan ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

  • @gnthbthnkahmgepyogshugg
    @gnthbthnkahmgepyogshugg 3 роки тому +21

    "Why you wouldn't survive Wolfenstein Not see Army"
    *Wait, I can make delicious strawberry milkshakes!*

  • @Ksueme
    @Ksueme 4 роки тому +168

    I've never been this anxious from a video before. This alternate history is scary.

    • @mari-du7wl
      @mari-du7wl 3 роки тому +9

      Yeah no joke man

    • @jamesspooky9488
      @jamesspooky9488 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah for real. My sexual history alone would def cause them to do ungodly things to me lol I’d be tortured and killed for fun

    • @halocarmine3490
      @halocarmine3490 3 роки тому +1

      @@jamesspooky9488 FBI OPEN UP

    • @TheSoCalledZoner1
      @TheSoCalledZoner1 2 роки тому

      *alternate universe

  • @rickyblake9423
    @rickyblake9423 4 роки тому +180

    I suggest the machine war from Nier: Automata or the zombie like creatures from Kabaneri of the iron fortress.

    • @Paulnoter55
      @Paulnoter55 4 роки тому +8

      Oh shit, I definitely second seeing the Kabane done in a video.

    • @kaynesylvar8277
      @kaynesylvar8277 4 роки тому

      Ricky Blake Kabaneri! That brings back memories!

    • @cavanleddy1653
      @cavanleddy1653 4 роки тому

      I would love to see that but I think its a bit to weeb for him

    • @jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593
      @jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593 4 роки тому +1

      *DO IT*

    • @TheChildofAuraReborn
      @TheChildofAuraReborn 4 роки тому +3

      Eyyyyyy, another Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress fan!
      It's underappreciated, the second half of the series did kind of fall flat but it had a heartwarming ending and the animation was gorgeous. I still love the intro.

  • @judescott215
    @judescott215 4 роки тому +42

    Well if course I wouldn’t survive, I can only wear one helmet at a time.

  • @XxDyneXxFreeEnergyx
    @XxDyneXxFreeEnergyx 2 роки тому +23

    I actually recently finished Wolfenstein the new order on the hardest mode Uber Difficulty which took 10 days and was bastard hard to beat I died a grand total of 166 times so the video speaks volumes on survivability against that army.

  • @putrantogil
    @putrantogil 4 роки тому +292

    You know, considering all the other threats in you wouldn't survive series are demons from literal hell, aliens from another dimension, and a virus that turns you into zombie in a matter of seconds, i'll take this one any time.

    • @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847
      @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 4 роки тому +20

      The secret is to move like a guerrilla fighter.

    • @kaiserkiefer1760
      @kaiserkiefer1760 4 роки тому +11

      JASOE the sentient Eye shaped Galaxy I doubt those tactics would work😂 I mean in real life they would just nuke the US again and again. As they really don’t need earth anymore.

    • @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847
      @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 4 роки тому +16

      @@kaiserkiefer1760 Then what would you rather do when the earth slowly dies?
      For me, I would rather fight to the death than become a Darwinistic Nazi.

    • @kaiserkiefer1760
      @kaiserkiefer1760 4 роки тому +8

      JASOE the sentient Eye shaped Galaxy well you could go under the radar and try and rise up the ranks and gain popularity and then sorta push for a coup. No matter how big a resistance is a coup will always cause some form major chaos. Who knows maybe you’d win and then be a good dictator😂.

    • @ghuttsmckenzie4269
      @ghuttsmckenzie4269 4 роки тому +12

      @@kaiserkiefer1760 that would actually make for a good game. Overthrow this all powerful governments region and cause chaos and destruction in the name of the rebel faction.

  • @Lulu-ex7fc
    @Lulu-ex7fc 4 роки тому +151

    I just want to see Wolfenstein Nazi Armies vs Doom's Legions of Hell.

    • @existentialdread7081
      @existentialdread7081 4 роки тому +5

      @Inquisitor Gregor Eisenhorn how bout a tiny fraction pf the Imperium Of Man??
      Edit: yea i know u are wh40k fan i can see it in your pfp

    • @Lulu-ex7fc
      @Lulu-ex7fc 4 роки тому +2

      @@existentialdread7081 yeah, so what? I've never denied it.

    • @jvfirer7145
      @jvfirer7145 4 роки тому +17

      I mean, Doom's Hell won in their war against humanity, and Doom human civilization seems a lot more advanced in every way (including militarily) than Wolfestein Nazis, so my guess is that Doom Hell wins.

    • @Lulu-ex7fc
      @Lulu-ex7fc 4 роки тому +3

      @@jvfirer7145 but the Nazis would not pull punches, and if General Deathshead wasn't killed and continued advancing their technology with additional Jew treasure troves, you're looking at power armored troops, supersoldier slaves, cyborg slaves and mechs, etc. As the Nazis are now, in the 20yh century, Hell would win, but let them progress up until 2016's time period and we're looking at a different ballgame.

    • @DedEternal
      @DedEternal 4 роки тому +6

      @@Lulu-ex7fc still hell would assimilate the Jewish technology into thier domain as they did with the argent de nur or the sentinel's dimension

  • @iridiumcaptain
    @iridiumcaptain 4 роки тому +117

    Those hovering robot things don't have "ramjet engines." Ramjets only work with supersonic airflow into the inlet. They work my extremely-fast moving air entering the engine nacelle, being compressed, mixing with fuel, and then the mixture expanding out the rear of the engine after being combusted. It is the shape of the engine core and speed of intake air that dictates the engine pressure ratios. Unless the air is moving fast enough, appropriate EPR cannot be achieved, combustion cannot be sustained, and the engine will not produce thrust. A small, hovering robot cannot utilize a ramjet. It could utilize a jet. Or a turbofan. Or turboshaft. Or turboprop. But not a ramjet.

    • @carterbarnett4734
      @carterbarnett4734 2 роки тому +6

      Seeing as how the drone in the clip on screen when he was talking about ramjets, well, rammed the player, I don't think he meant a ramjet, but rather a ram-jet. A jet engine enabling ramming.
      Besides, it's Wolfenstein. Modern rules don't exactly apply to pseudoscientific Jewish uber-tech vaults.

    • @Steamaroon
      @Steamaroon 2 роки тому +1

      There are turboramjet engines that use an internal fan and electrical ignition to intake and pressurize air on their own allowing them to start up and accelerate from a stop

  • @thefishking7582
    @thefishking7582 4 роки тому +172

    You should cover " Why You Wouldn't Survive My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic." I think that would be hilarious for your April Fools Day episode.

    • @timvanrijn8239
      @timvanrijn8239 4 роки тому +15

      Humans need meat to survive

    • @jacob414
      @jacob414 4 роки тому +9

      I wouldn’t survive ... it’s too nice

    • @MEGATRYANT
      @MEGATRYANT 4 роки тому +16

      Equestria really do be a shitty place to live with all the giant monster attacks and living fauna and shit

    • @MrOiram46
      @MrOiram46 4 роки тому +13

      Or “Why you wouldn’t survive living in Bikini Bottom”

    • @bronygamindustrian6345
      @bronygamindustrian6345 4 роки тому +7

      *Puts on 'Expert shirt'*

  • @emperorconstantine1.361
    @emperorconstantine1.361 4 роки тому +289

    Gewehr is pronounced
    “Ge “ is said “ga” as in “Garry”
    Wehr is said as “Wear” but a V instead of a W.
    “Gewehr” = “Ga-vear”

    • @blehh_mae
      @blehh_mae 3 роки тому +11

      i always pronounced it like geh-wear but said sortof quickly,,,, well atleast i was close

    • @AneriGS
      @AneriGS 3 роки тому +5

      I pronounced it ge-ver, thanks for correcting me

    • @wilhelmvonberghoff175
      @wilhelmvonberghoff175 3 роки тому +4

      @@AneriGS saying both “ga-vear” and “ge-vear” is correct

    • @AneriGS
      @AneriGS 3 роки тому

      @@wilhelmvonberghoff175 ok

    • @majorblitz3846
      @majorblitz3846 3 роки тому +1

      So Caviar but started with G instead of C

  • @toainsully
    @toainsully 4 роки тому +81

    It definitely reminds me of "The Man in the High Castle" but with ancient artefacts that were developed earlier than our timeline

  • @aucaau
    @aucaau 3 роки тому +5

    No shit, they have fucking robot dogs.

  • @Orthane
    @Orthane 4 роки тому +204

    UA-camr: You wouldn't survive Wolfenstein's universe
    Me: *laughs in German ancestry*

    • @G1241-g7g
      @G1241-g7g 4 роки тому +6

      Not all Germans are one of the Nazis.

    • @couldntcroptheimage4775
      @couldntcroptheimage4775 4 роки тому +11

      From what I heard Hitler didn't like other Germans not in Germany he thought they had been mixed into other cultures and we're not Aryan enough.

    • @praisethesun.praisedeussol6051
      @praisethesun.praisedeussol6051 3 роки тому +4

      @@couldntcroptheimage4775 not true at all he even had no bad thoughts of the english before he realised that brittain would not surrender

    • @captaingalaxy5265
      @captaingalaxy5265 3 роки тому

      Don't you just need blonde hair and blue eyes

    • @infanos3720
      @infanos3720 3 роки тому +7

      @@captaingalaxy5265 no, Hitler wasn't a aryan supremacist he was a german supremacist that is why a lot of the german population wasn't killied even if they had black hair or brown eyes.

  • @pokealien
    @pokealien 4 роки тому +225

    - censors "Hitler" and "Nazi"
    - also says "doggy style"

  • @Steeler091
    @Steeler091 4 роки тому +89

    Why you wouldn’t survive wolfenstein’s nazi army
    Me: grandparents got nuked in NYC.

  • @PhilipFry.
    @PhilipFry. 3 роки тому +174

    "Fun" Fact: The Nazis even killed Wehrmacht Soldiers for having PTSD after returning from Combat.

    • @bigrich6075
      @bigrich6075 Рік тому +15

      Well that's f$$ked up

    • @PhilipFry.
      @PhilipFry. Рік тому +51

      @@bigrich6075 Yes, it is. As a German i learned this during my first visit to a concentration camp with my school. It really opened my eyes to how incredibly inhumane the Nazis were. Of course I already knew that they were horrible, but in my mind it always made sense in their own fucked up way that they would kill people that they deemed as their "enemies". But that they would kill their own people who were no longer of use to them really showed me how bad things really were. I feel bad knowing some of my great grandparents fought and died for this regime

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors Рік тому +8

      ​@@PhilipFry.same with the Imperial Japanese: they brutalised anybody that was not Japanese, and even if you were a Japanese national, you weren't safe.
      I recall Japanese military command weaponizing school children during Operation Ketsugo. And a mad scientist by the name of Shiro Ishii even subjected some of his fellow countrymen to brutal experiements.

    • @prussianboi6381
      @prussianboi6381 Рік тому +6

      Not that I'm aware of?
      Kriegszitterer or Kriegsneurotiker etc usually either recovered or were sent back to the front.
      The way you phrase it it sounds like they were shot on mass, they weren't.
      Surely some were sent to mental hospitals and were murdered or died at the front but that wasn't some grande operation.

    • @bazz4476
      @bazz4476 Рік тому +2

      @@PhilipFry.you know right that this is emphatized to make you feel guilty and revisioned just because they lost right?

  • @Asian_Jesus.
    @Asian_Jesus. 4 роки тому +65

    "Well doom eternal is on the horizon"
    I see what you did there, doom eternal being literally on the same day as animal crossing new horizons

    • @christiniakollar8397
      @christiniakollar8397 4 роки тому +1

      Clorox Bleach
      Plot twist
      There the same game

    • @Man_Aslume
      @Man_Aslume Місяць тому

      Doom would probably be playable on a panzerhound

  • @theretroshogun2961
    @theretroshogun2961 4 роки тому +62

    I think this would be a very interesting idea I've been researching on. " Why wouldn't you survive the Skynet War"

  • @vault42overseer91
    @vault42overseer91 4 роки тому +84

    My friends great grandfather is a big Wolfenstein fan, he has an old flag and everything!!!!!!!!!

    • @KiTheMC
      @KiTheMC 4 роки тому +26

      My uncle is too! He has a swastika tattoo on his forehead! A little extreme, but I admire his dedication to this great series.

    • @rakkstabber1536
      @rakkstabber1536 4 роки тому +23

      bro that’s awesome my grandpa was so dedicated to the series he even started his own concentration camp, he’s got the whole armband and everything!

    • @kaiserproductions1278
      @kaiserproductions1278 3 роки тому +2

      My great grandfather even has an old uniform! Clean and everything. It's color is diluted and it's clearly old. And an MP40. Almost lost a finger to that thing. Needs to buy replicas somewhere else.

  • @jerikrazik4707
    @jerikrazik4707 3 роки тому +28

    By the way, good on you for pointing out the Arien thing, it's always made no sense to me either. Besides Prussians are famous for dark blue eyes and dark dark hair so being as they were the first Germanics ...... Saxons came along later and while I'd say they had hugh sucess from the number of blond people, I'd say the Frank's had the most sucess objectively in history untel the Rise of the British Empire.

    • @wommyu
      @wommyu 2 роки тому

      FRANKEN

    • @conorshannon444
      @conorshannon444 2 роки тому +1

      The Prussians were not the first Germanic people. The first Germanic people came from Scandinavia. The original Prussians weren't even Germanic.

  • @utzius8003
    @utzius8003 4 роки тому +68

    Actually, the "Aryans" didn't hail from India, they were a people that most likely came into existence in the steppes of Eurasia and later expanded into both India and Europe.

    • @SuvasAryan
      @SuvasAryan 10 місяців тому

      Mostly , the Aryans got civilized and prospered in India.

  • @MarzMonkey
    @MarzMonkey 4 роки тому +41

    Can't say "Dat Yichud",
    Can't say "Death Shead"
    I mean...they say these words in the game, you'd think you'd be able to pronounce them.

    • @ItsZeroConfirmed
      @ItsZeroConfirmed 3 роки тому +4

      Deaths head... Litteraly two English words
      Dat yichud. Two words that are t English and sound different to how they're spelt. Yeh totally can't see why he can pronounce one but not the other..

    • @SSD_Penumbra
      @SSD_Penumbra 3 роки тому

      Death's Head, or Death Shed.

  • @NeonSuperNovas
    @NeonSuperNovas 4 роки тому +40

    I grew up in Mesquite too! I was so surprised when I found out that’s where BJ is from. It’s not everyday that you hear about Mesquite being mentioned in a game lol.

  • @thejanglyman3886
    @thejanglyman3886 Рік тому +4

    “Why you wouldn’t survive Wolfenstein’s Nazi Army”
    *Bold of you to assume I won’t decide to join the army in the first place*

  • @goinggorillasbananas4775
    @goinggorillasbananas4775 4 роки тому +46

    Petition to replace all nonsensical censorship with The Room memes.

  • @jlb9577
    @jlb9577 4 роки тому +51

    Very imaginitive way of skirting the algorithm ;) your humour never fails to entertain me
    My suggestion would be “Why you wouldn’t survive a Tyranid invasion”, for some good ol’ 40K lore!

    • @kaynesylvar8277
      @kaynesylvar8277 4 роки тому +1

      YES!!!

    • @Nod_Lucario
      @Nod_Lucario 4 роки тому +4

      More like "why you wouldn't survive in Warhammer 40K at all"
      Seriously, even if the Imperium of Man does, somehow, win against all odds. What makes you think that they'll put everything back to the Pre-Horus Heresy days?

    • @jlb9577
      @jlb9577 4 роки тому +2

      Nod Lucario True, all 40k would be good, but with so much lore, I think it would be suited to a full series, rather than crammed into one episode?

  • @theninja2k14
    @theninja2k14 4 роки тому +631

    "Why you wouldn't survive wolfenstein's nazi army" is it because they are nazis?

    • @theninja2k14
      @theninja2k14 4 роки тому +7

      @Furisin auto correct and was only two letters which has been changed

    • @ATemplarIGuess
      @ATemplarIGuess 4 роки тому +2

      Only if you're not white or blonde

    • @tash5186
      @tash5186 4 роки тому +1

      It's because we did not see them

    • @jameslegrand848
      @jameslegrand848 4 роки тому +8

      @@ATemplarIGuess avec thats not a sure thing since most of southern France was considered partially "unpure".

    • @ATemplarIGuess
      @ATemplarIGuess 4 роки тому +1

      @@jameslegrand848 white and blonde then

  • @smudgerbugg
    @smudgerbugg 3 роки тому +4

    "Why you wouldn't survive Wolfenstein's German Army"
    Watching whilst recovering from broken leg caused by a Zerstörer...

  • @lumethecrow2632
    @lumethecrow2632 3 роки тому +240

    "Why you wouldn't survive Wolfenstein's Nazi army"
    _Scared Jewish onion noises_

  • @robbiethecontroller9642
    @robbiethecontroller9642 4 роки тому +46

    You saying "Did not see" is reminding me of wh40k TTS when the characters called The chaos forces "ChoAs" so that the influence would not corrupt the minds of the imperium of man.

    • @elijahwatson3474
      @elijahwatson3474 4 роки тому

      Actually they did that because the inquisition keep censoring the word

  • @herunsthistown
    @herunsthistown 4 роки тому +47

    The ancient Jewish society is pronounced "Dot Yeekhud" (with a little bit of phlegm for the "kh")
    Roughly translated, דעת יחוד (Da'at Yichud) means something akin to "unique knowledge."

    • @herunsthistown
      @herunsthistown 4 роки тому +1

      I think it was supposed to be a little bit of historical irony.

    • @herunsthistown
      @herunsthistown 4 роки тому +5

      @Lex Bright Raven Maybe. What I've read is that Da'at Yichud is (very loosely) based on the Jewish idea of Kabbalah, a semi-secret Jewish mystical society.

    • @arlenfreeman3439
      @arlenfreeman3439 4 роки тому +2

      @@herunsthistown Yeah, the real Nazis would have destroyed the technology based on that simple fact, and so much as _thinking_ of using it would result in a swift exicution.

    • @herunsthistown
      @herunsthistown 4 роки тому +1

      @@arlenfreeman3439 true that. But that wouldn't have made such a compelling video game plot.

    • @cpte3729
      @cpte3729 2 роки тому +1

      @DSW22 fun fact the soviets literally did the exact same thing to even more nazi scientists so its morally moot

  • @r.y.a.n981
    @r.y.a.n981 9 місяців тому +6

    "because YOU aren't B.J Blazkowich!" *end of video*

  • @thedoruk6324
    @thedoruk6324 4 роки тому +32

    Technopunk -Na zi- German İmperium we all *adore !*
    UA-cam also *deletes* comments btw

    • @KittycatKye
      @KittycatKye 4 роки тому

      They delete comments? I am not convinced by your statement.

    • @thedoruk6324
      @thedoruk6324 4 роки тому +2

      @@KittycatKye Try commenting on controversial channels; or with / * or symbols - they'll ''dissappear''

  • @greenevvo5710
    @greenevvo5710 4 роки тому +37

    "Why you wouldn't survive the random chimp event" would be a good video to make

    • @thehoodybadger3402
      @thehoodybadger3402 3 роки тому +1

      Joe Rogan: *Makes a 4 hour long podcast episode*

    • @geesecouchtaming7223
      @geesecouchtaming7223 3 роки тому +4

      Big Monke

    • @greenevvo5710
      @greenevvo5710 3 роки тому

      @@geesecouchtaming7223 yes

    • @geesecouchtaming7223
      @geesecouchtaming7223 3 роки тому +1

      @@greenevvo5710 he did something close which is kong skull island but monke is still monke i guess

    • @greenevvo5710
      @greenevvo5710 3 роки тому

      @@geesecouchtaming7223 Perhaps he might make a video about Planet of the Apes next.

  • @ElementalLeaf
    @ElementalLeaf 4 роки тому +372

    "Why you wouldn’t survive wolfenstein’s nazi army"
    Me, a feminine brown lad: I'm sure there's a good reason why but I just can't seem to think of it

  • @jeffrey_young563
    @jeffrey_young563 3 роки тому +6

    After the German Army marching on the street in the trailer , you actually cannot survive with 100 percent chance

  • @garrettj.rodriguezslowpoke5094
    @garrettj.rodriguezslowpoke5094 4 роки тому +23

    Are we all going to ignore the fact that he said deathshead like death shead.

  • @blehh_mae
    @blehh_mae 3 роки тому +93

    (didnt watch video yet)
    honestly, the nazis in wolfenstein are alot more dangerous than the demons in doom, in doom the demons are pretty much just animals but incredibly dangerous, as long as you hide and hope the doom slayer comes soon youre fine, but the nazis in wolfenstein? these are real monsters, made worse with powerful and unbelievable tech.

    • @undeadwerewolves9463
      @undeadwerewolves9463 2 роки тому +12

      It still blows my mind that the Doom story and the Wolfenstein story are possibly connected.
      I want the Wolfenstein game that shows the Nazis opening up portals to hell and being destroyed by demons then I want to see Doomslayer as a young guy and how that all happened.
      Honestly I’d have preferred that to young blood.

    • @alejandroelluxray5298
      @alejandroelluxray5298 2 роки тому

      Ah yeah... I would disagree, DOOM's demons Are by far worse

    • @anthonymanning8390
      @anthonymanning8390 2 роки тому

      @@undeadwerewolves9463 according to bethesda BJ is doomguys grandpa lol

  • @pokealien
    @pokealien 4 роки тому +49

    "Why You Wouldn't Survive High School of the Dead's "Them" Invasion"
    Or would, they're pretty slow.

    • @Superfan109
      @Superfan109 4 роки тому +4

      Pokealien And mostly blind. They only attack by sound.

    • @michaelknox3715
      @michaelknox3715 4 роки тому +1

      @@Superfan109 I remember that anime. Didn't the creator die a few years ago?

    • @thunderring8056
      @thunderring8056 4 роки тому

      Michael Knox He sadly did, quite a while ago from what I remember.

  • @DrippyPootis
    @DrippyPootis 2 місяці тому +1

    Just the name Adolf being part of the auto-demonetize word list you showed at the beginning is crazy, like, there are still people with the name.

  • @hansstrudel9614
    @hansstrudel9614 4 роки тому +127

    My only question is: if the timeline went as usual up until D-Day then how did the Germans win? If you look at the Wehrmacht in 1944 or hell 1942-43 it was a husk of its former self. The most important issue I have being their massive losses of manpower (and worse, experienced soldiers) and the huge destruction of industry that had occurred up to 1944 would mean that even if they had all this wacky sci-fi wunderwaffe wet dream tech they wouldn’t have the means to make any of it nor the people to effectively use them along with having to occupy massive swaths of land spanning continents. I feel like the major turning point in this timeline would have been the spectacular success of Barbarossa in rapidly capturing all of the major population and industrial centers of the Soviet Union before they could evacuate equipment to behind they Ural Mountains.

    • @marianog3105
      @marianog3105 2 роки тому +2

      i think it was thaks to the Z new inventions like the panzerhund

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 2 роки тому +20

      In order for Wolfenstein to be possible, Barbarossa would've had to be extremely fast, successful, and have minimal German casualties. This would've all had to take place before the German army uncovered ancient tech and used it to develop their army much faster and further than any other country could've dreamed of doing. Then, they would've had to have a much stronger defense on Normandy instead of being disillusioned by false intelligence that scattered their defense far and wide. It's not meant to be realistic.

    • @hansstrudel9614
      @hansstrudel9614 2 роки тому +3

      @@lordpumpkinhead265 well yes but my suspension of disbelief can only go so far. Not saying I don’t absolutely love the games besides the weird ones about blazkos daughters. It’s just kinda like… throw me a bone

    • @mrrosy9190
      @mrrosy9190 2 роки тому

      Moussa the panzerhund was fully introduced in 1947 a year after bj goes into a coma

    • @marianog3105
      @marianog3105 2 роки тому +2

      @@mrrosy9190 but in the new order i read something about how it turned the tides in Stalingrad, it was a prototype maybe

  • @pyrosnake346
    @pyrosnake346 4 роки тому +40

    *Can't use certain words* "I destroyed the fasciasts with the fasciasts!"

  • @vincentsuper3369
    @vincentsuper3369 4 роки тому +33

    Why You Wouldn't Survive The Witcher's Conjunction Of The Spheres

  • @Geshiko-GuP
    @Geshiko-GuP 3 роки тому +1

    title : you wouldnt survive wolfensteins german army
    me, a germanic belgian who at the time of the game would be a full german : "LAUGHS IN BEING APART OF THE WOLFENSTEIN ARMY"

  • @theprodusa6811
    @theprodusa6811 4 роки тому +43

    Nobody is gonna mention the fact that he pronounced deathshead "de-sheed"

    • @theepicyoutubization
      @theepicyoutubization 3 роки тому +5

      That was hardly the worst mispronouniation in this video. Butchered some pretty basic English words, forget about the Names, German words and Hebrew. Don't think he ever played this series for even a few minutes if he had, he would have had 90% of the words he choked on rammed down his throat like everyone else who actually played these games.

    • @nightmarekinggrimm7259
      @nightmarekinggrimm7259 3 роки тому +3

      He is called General Totenkopf!

    • @JDthegamer209
      @JDthegamer209 3 роки тому +5

      @@theepicyoutubization Well said. Judging by his awful pronunciations for literally everything, I wouldn't be surprised if he has never played a Wolfenstein game before.

  • @marcsilva4482
    @marcsilva4482 4 роки тому +41

    Do “why you wouldn’t survive a Tyranid invasion”!

    • @alastor8091
      @alastor8091 4 роки тому

      I'd rather not know what those things would do to me.

    • @nero5570
      @nero5570 4 роки тому

      Alastor They would eat you

    • @alastor8091
      @alastor8091 4 роки тому

      @@nero5570 what if it's worse? What if they have these breeder ships that forcibly turns you into a breeder for fresh fetus that make up a queens dinner goop? Would you want to know that before going into battle?

    • @Iris_n_Parti
      @Iris_n_Parti 4 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @XDrake3107
      @XDrake3107 4 роки тому

      @@Iris_n_Parti more interesting is that about 8 giant tyrranid fleets appeared at 8 different sectors of the milkway at about the same time and that they have a connection to the warp to disturb human space travel by blocking all psychic connections to said planet before invading. The Galaxy is surounded by an enemy that gets stronger the more it kills and that uses that one simple trick that the Imperium of Man hates

  • @charlottewalnut3118
    @charlottewalnut3118 4 роки тому +18

    Also they do have magic remember that in the first few games you had to fight actual freaking Nazi wizards

  • @StarwarsHalofreak
    @StarwarsHalofreak 2 роки тому +5

    11:13 Radiation isn't like some toxic gas, it doesn't affect you instantly in a way you'll feel. The Liquidators who went into Chernobyl didn't start showing signs of exposure until days later.

  • @KuaiYT
    @KuaiYT 4 роки тому +63

    Why you wouldn't survive UA-cam's demonitization.

  • @scriptures7025
    @scriptures7025 4 роки тому +27

    I feel like I didn’t need a video in great detail to let me know this. After a play through I think most of us know there’s not much of a chance of survival

    • @mari-du7wl
      @mari-du7wl 3 роки тому

      Yeah there fuckin frustrating but enjoyable to fight

    • @ExtraPrivatable
      @ExtraPrivatable 3 роки тому

      @@mari-du7wl i just hate how they barley miss in old blood and new order uber is nightmare and ironman or mein leben but oh well

  • @reality1009
    @reality1009 4 роки тому +33

    Why you wouldn’t survive the world of Attack on Titan

  • @I...I___I__I.I___I_.I.I
    @I...I___I__I.I___I_.I.I 2 роки тому +4

    Let's be honest, if Blazkowicz didn't have plot armor, even he would be anihilated after a short time...

  • @jicudi
    @jicudi 4 роки тому +10

    I really appreciated the higher than usual amount of historical information you provided. Excellent work.

  • @theblackbaron4119
    @theblackbaron4119 4 роки тому +34

    "Artificial A.I." redundant much, redundant?

  • @SussySerbo
    @SussySerbo 4 роки тому +13

    7:31 The wolfenstein nazi reich would still be the rhird reich. hitler imagined that the third reich under his command would last 1000 years, and since Hitler makes an appearance in the new colossus, the fourth Reich hasn't occurred yet.
    This has been autistic screaming with me. Thank you for coming to my TED TALK.

  • @Tucker-yc5ye
    @Tucker-yc5ye 4 місяці тому +3

    And that is why wolfenstein is still a doom game as you are still fighting one of hell’s armies

  • @gamonwillsaveus
    @gamonwillsaveus 4 роки тому +25

    Next video should be “Why You Wouldn’t Survive UA-cam Demonetisation”.

  • @playingwithideots5612
    @playingwithideots5612 4 роки тому +19

    "156 Allied troops lost and 89 Axis troops lost sir."
    "What!, There muse be some kind of difference!"
    "Wait, did I say 156 well it was 156,000 lost sir."

  • @417Owsy
    @417Owsy 4 роки тому +51

    "why you wouldn't survive wolfensteins nazi army"
    me, a hispanic american: hmmm idk bro

    • @smarrkidd5538
      @smarrkidd5538 4 роки тому +2

      I think I could pass as a white person

    • @BlueYT1107
      @BlueYT1107 3 роки тому +6

      @@smarrkidd5538 you would need blue eyes, blonde hair, and be in perfect physical condition

    • @theotmt7906
      @theotmt7906 3 роки тому +1

      @@BlueYT1107 if not, Mustache man will put you into an oven ;/

    • @youllknowme2079
      @youllknowme2079 3 роки тому +1

      Wait who concord south America?

    • @Homelander1234
      @Homelander1234 3 роки тому

      @@BlueYT1107 welp I'm have tet=tetralogy of fallot and I have like dark hair but blue eyes and I'm pretty jacked so if they didn't do any check ups on me and I dyed my hair blonde I think I could pass as an aryan, and I could also get my own private doctor who I'd pay to not give me up I'd be able to live as one of them and most likely not be executed. If I couldn't do all that then well I guess I'd be saying goodbye to life and hello bullet.

  • @Зазакрытойгермодверью

    156.000 allied soldiers lost in a failed D-Day operation?
    *Sadly laughs in 315.000 casualties in Rzhev operation alone*

  • @fadimations8770
    @fadimations8770 4 роки тому +80

    Übergewehr is pronounced "ooehber-gevehr"

    • @331coolguy
      @331coolguy 4 роки тому

      Fadimations I was saying that to my phone when I saw that.

    • @yaboigaming123
      @yaboigaming123 4 роки тому +10

      *Uber Goober*

    • @rivkab3525
      @rivkab3525 4 роки тому +5

      The mispronunciation of every German word annoyed me so much

    • @Idekwtph
      @Idekwtph 4 роки тому +2

      Fadimations Vielen Dank für die Klarstellung. Seine falsche Aussprache war wirklich nervig.

    • @dipdop9734
      @dipdop9734 4 роки тому

      Somebody finally said it

  • @robbieschroeder7531
    @robbieschroeder7531 4 роки тому +107

    Wolfinstein's German Military would be absolutely crushed by the Doom Slayer if he arrived on Earth during that time.

    • @luisvilca4467
      @luisvilca4467 4 роки тому +26

      Doom guy already destroyed the Nazis at the secret moon base

    • @crypto1223
      @crypto1223 4 роки тому +11

      Robbie Schroeder Well they never could colonize Mars for some reason, so there’s that head canon for you.

    • @robbieschroeder7531
      @robbieschroeder7531 4 роки тому +3

      @Furisin Didn't catch that. Oops.

    • @mongooseunleashed
      @mongooseunleashed 4 роки тому +2

      Too bad Doom Slayer would have been sealed for how many years.

    • @charlottewalnut3118
      @charlottewalnut3118 4 роки тому

      Robbie Schroeder not demons so probably not

  • @quamelwebb5912
    @quamelwebb5912 4 роки тому +10

    I'm a Black historian and absolutely love this channel. I have for quite for some time now. If we're speaking on Nazis in a historical context. It makes complete sense you have to say certain terms, and even show a swastika. It's not like you're some kind of weird neo-nazi or something. UA-cam is getting out of hand.

  • @ninjaguyYT
    @ninjaguyYT 2 роки тому +1

    "vaporize any matter it comes in contact with" - shoots wall - wall doesn't vaporize.
    Wall not made from matter

  • @Kevin-ie2lg
    @Kevin-ie2lg 4 роки тому +19

    I’m not a huge SCP fan but I would like to see a “Why you Wouldn’t survive SCP-001’s ‘When Day Breaks’ apocalypse.