Oh yeah, wrong on sooooo many levels. But not as wrong as what, Mr Garrison does to, Mr Slave in front of the class he normally teaches. Not even close to how wrong that episode is. Check out: Lemmiwinks Best Moments! South Park Then you will see just how wrong South Park can get. It is only 5:44 long
14:24 Personal anecdote: at a very popular ice cream place where I go vacationing, they had a flavor that was CALLED the Hot Carl (it was nut-free rocky road) and I was laughing hysterically when they introduced it. My family members who were there were absolutely mortified that my filthy sex knowledge was in an ice cream parlor with kids around and wanted me to get the hell out of there. When my other family members heard about it, they said that I must have misread "Hot Cake" and didn't believe it. But eventually, they just had to accept it as a fact of life and move on. Three years later, they changed the name to "Carl's Mistake" and the year after that just "The Carl" which it's still known as. When we asked them why they changed the name when it first happened, they said it was because the owner's mother-in-law knew what a Hot Carl was and REALLY didn't approve. Makes me wonder what block she's been around XDDDDDDDDD
You're right, the amount of silliness in this show is incredible. Great shows have great characters, and SP definitely has a whole variety of great ones. The episode with the 300 reference is one of my favorites. "D Yikes" it's called. The lesbians go to battle to save their bar from Persians haha
11:25 I also try to, I dont wanna be a jerk and keep staring...like the ocational gym trainer lol. But as Simpsons said years ago, it is like a solar eclipse: is natural, is beautiful but if you keep staring directly , something bad is gonna happend.
South Park was way ahead of its time with how the kids were treating their teacher towards the beginning of the video. That’s how kids treat their teachers now. Maybe worse
at 11:00, I go to the gym 6-7 days out of the week and every woman at the gym wears specific clothing to look good because they know they'll be looked at, same with men we don't go their in our shittiest clothing.
RE: Teachers messing in a subject for life; My 2nd grade teacher, Sister Margaret messed me up in math for life. 21 - 7 = 14, young me wrote 41. and instead of that and other equations tipping her to Dyscalculia, she labeled me as stupid. and said my best friend and I would never amount to anything. ...At least she ended up involuntarily committed.
When I was at Primary school in Scotland in the 90s, a teacher told my friend’s mum that her daughter couldn’t spell and wouldn’t get far in life. Her mother was understandably very upset. Turns out she was severely dyslexic. I am so appalled by this.
Mr Garrison is hilarious. But when Mr Slave (Mr Garrisons boy friend) takes on, Paris Hilton.... That has me actually in agony from laughing so hard. But you need to know the story of, Lemmywink, the Gerbil king for it to be all the funnier. Another great one, Dash
thanks for your channel, i refuse to pay money to hbo and i have no friends so... thanks for the opportunity to watch south park episodes with a buddy here! its almost like having a real friend!
3:50 I don't know about slapped, but I went to school in the '70s and they would have paddled the SHIT out of you for that. It would be serious. When I was in high school, two kids were once talking about a teacher's moustache as he was coming down the hall. One of them said "I think it looks like a fungus myself!" The teacher grabbed him by both shoulders and SLAMMED him against the locker hard enough to rock his head back and forth. It was no joke then! We knew better than to cross those teachers. As far as I know, nobody even reported the incident and there were no repercussions for the teacher.
The fucked up thing is that schools are allowing teachers to actually talk to children about sexual orientation and choosing genders in grade school and their trying to teach it younger and younger every year. Most of this is happening in democratic states and unfortunately i live in one and have two daughters. Mr garrison's kindergarten classroom bit is extreme but it's not very far from the truth in some things going on in the country.
I remember when kids used to get paddled in school! The principal would come to the class with a wooden paddle at a scheduled time and paddle the kid sentenced to paddling in front of the whole class🤣 it was like a public execution!🤪 this was in my hometown in southeastern Virginia in the early 80s . Lol! The good Ole days!😂🤪👍
Well, I don't know how it works in USA, but in Europe we have hot-head techars who tries to say every child that he or she is LGBT+ and how wonderfull it is and parents wanting to see each kind gay and fiercly opposing to them parents. And those who support it, and those who oppose and movements opposing to promoting and... You don't want to get involved in it by having children.
At 7 minutes. Yes. And I'm not trying to start trouble either, but intellectual honesty is important. What they called that don't say gay law that says nowhere in it don't say gay. Is really about teachers being unprofessional and talking about their sexual lives with inappropriately young children. At Southpark called it at least 10 years early. What was complete and utter shocking satire 10 years ago is now in the news and people are taking seriously which is completely ridiculous.
Actually, with so many people choosing their partners nowadays for purely hormonal reasons we are seeing an intense increase in hormonal development of children and subsequently increased sex drive in younger and younger children (in more and more cases coming to light resulting in sexual activity, occasionally even with partners of similar age, between ages 5 though 7)... There's a lot of studies being done to support choosing partners based upon increased hormonal levels (either natural or artificial) but this is also one of the downsides to that (we just don't talk about the downsides cause they're usually really dark... because most children nowadays are accidents of sex rather than planned most children end up the result of people wanting more dynamic vs balancing factors)... Sooo yeah, kids today are F'd up. So as messed up as it may seem sex ed in kindergarten may not be that far off the more and more sexually driven our society(ies) becomes. Nature has a way of adapting to more desired paths, and the choices we make have a more direct impact on our children than most realize.
Is it even necessary to demonstrate how a condom is applied in sex Ed? I mean, once you open a condom package, it becomes ridiculously self evident as to how it works.
see this is why i love south park. while they satirize transphobes who actually believe this stuff about trans folks, they have the rest of the cast treat the character with respect and just like another neighbor. same is true of all the characters as far as i am aware. except you know cartman because no respects a literal nazi.
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Mr Garrison's positions lesson for kindergarteners had to do it for me 13:50.
Oh yeah, wrong on sooooo many levels. But not as wrong as what, Mr Garrison does to, Mr Slave in front of the class he normally teaches. Not even close to how wrong that episode is. Check out:
Lemmiwinks Best Moments! South Park
Then you will see just how wrong South Park can get. It is only 5:44 long
The Caitlyn Jenner thing was just so random I couldn't believe it. I'm like why? Lol
With the stuff they want to teach to kids nowadays, that episode has become prophetic.
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"Scissor me timbers " LMAO XD Had me dying with laughter
Mr. Garrison is Donald Trump and he had Caitlyn Jenner as his running mate.
Ahhhh, now I see!
Bruce looked decent in that scene.
@@I_AM_BAYTOR yea, they really portrayed him well
I love how he runs over people every time they get in a car, because Bruce killed that guy that one time and it got swept under the rug.
Oh man the Bruce Jenner character is an instant classic!! I live the voice for him. I die every time I hear it lol.
My favorite character at least in the early seasons lol. The episode about his “relationship” with his father is one of the funniest! 🤣
Garrison was Giant Douche and Hillary was Turd Sandwich. This refers to an older episode where they voted on a new school mascot.
11:25 you saying Lets Be Honest was the biggest play on words especially with that scene 😂😂 you didnt notice how perfect that was 🤣
The Sex-Ed episode is absolutely a must-watch! So damn funny! 😂
14:24 Personal anecdote: at a very popular ice cream place where I go vacationing, they had a flavor that was CALLED the Hot Carl (it was nut-free rocky road) and I was laughing hysterically when they introduced it. My family members who were there were absolutely mortified that my filthy sex knowledge was in an ice cream parlor with kids around and wanted me to get the hell out of there. When my other family members heard about it, they said that I must have misread "Hot Cake" and didn't believe it. But eventually, they just had to accept it as a fact of life and move on. Three years later, they changed the name to "Carl's Mistake" and the year after that just "The Carl" which it's still known as. When we asked them why they changed the name when it first happened, they said it was because the owner's mother-in-law knew what a Hot Carl was and REALLY didn't approve. Makes me wonder what block she's been around XDDDDDDDDD
You're right, the amount of silliness in this show is incredible. Great shows have great characters, and SP definitely has a whole variety of great ones.
The episode with the 300 reference is one of my favorites. "D Yikes" it's called. The lesbians go to battle to save their bar from Persians haha
11:25 I also try to, I dont wanna be a jerk and keep staring...like the ocational gym trainer lol. But as Simpsons said years ago, it is like a solar eclipse: is natural, is beautiful but if you keep staring directly , something bad is gonna happend.
South Park was way ahead of its time with how the kids were treating their teacher towards the beginning of the video. That’s how kids treat their teachers now. Maybe worse
What school do your kids go to???
I wish this included Mr Garrison’s “Vietnam Flashback”. A short but funny moment lol
Mr Mackey prank calling Mr Garrison always makes me laugh
"scissor me timbers" LOL xD
at 11:00, I go to the gym 6-7 days out of the week and every woman at the gym wears specific clothing to look good because they know they'll be looked at, same with men we don't go their in our shittiest clothing.
After watching this, I can't cut a piece of paper with scissors without my mind wandering to dark, dirty places.
Your reaction was so funny! Btw your teeth and smile are so pretty! 🤗
11:24 Dash is so real in that moment. Like I’m not trying to look but a lot of times I can’t help it
16:48 Actual Donald Trump was in the crowd. Not a joke, the creators confirmed it.
As a kid' you must have teachers who challenge you in with tough life curriculum' Mr. Garrison is a true no slack teacher!
"This scientific study isn't turning out the way i planned!!"
Hehe... Yeah.. this compilation had alot of everything. Cheers
any teacher who wanted to act like Mr. Garrison towards my children can deal with me.
Nice sword of omens Shirt big fan of 80's Thundercats
8:14 I really shouldn't laugh at this because the scary thing is...this is actually being taught in schools.
Didn't see your comment before I just made mine. Our country is fucked ATM. To be honest.
It really isn't, lmao
I love the FSM reference, it's so rare for the One True God to be mentioned on TV!
May his noodley appendage bless you all 🙏
RE: Teachers messing in a subject for life; My 2nd grade teacher, Sister Margaret messed me up in math for life. 21 - 7 = 14, young me wrote 41. and instead of that and other equations tipping her to Dyscalculia, she labeled me as stupid. and said my best friend and I would never amount to anything. ...At least she ended up involuntarily committed.
When I was at Primary school in Scotland in the 90s, a teacher told my friend’s mum that her daughter couldn’t spell and wouldn’t get far in life. Her mother was understandably very upset. Turns out she was severely dyslexic. I am so appalled by this.
A "Hot Carl", (also known as a "Cleavland Steamer") is when someone takes a shit on your chest.
Sword of omens give me sight beyond sight
Mr Garrison is hilarious. But when Mr Slave (Mr Garrisons boy friend) takes on, Paris Hilton.... That has me actually in agony from laughing so hard. But you need to know the story of, Lemmywink, the Gerbil king for it to be all the funnier.
Another great one, Dash
thanks for your channel, i refuse to pay money to hbo and i have no friends so... thanks for the opportunity to watch south park episodes with a buddy here! its almost like having a real friend!
Mr garrison my favorite character
3:50 I don't know about slapped, but I went to school in the '70s and they would have paddled the SHIT out of you for that. It would be serious. When I was in high school, two kids were once talking about a teacher's moustache as he was coming down the hall. One of them said "I think it looks like a fungus myself!" The teacher grabbed him by both shoulders and SLAMMED him against the locker hard enough to rock his head back and forth. It was no joke then! We knew better than to cross those teachers. As far as I know, nobody even reported the incident and there were no repercussions for the teacher.
Dash, I love you more than the rest. :) I wish I was in Japan, though San Francisco is delightfully multi-cultural. Best Wishes.
You didn’t even touch upon the Adventures of Lemmiwinks. Just as good. It would have broken you.
"IT"s Better than flying"
Also Mr. Garrison: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! AIRLINE -------------------! YOU PIECES OF ----------------! ----------------- AIRLINES!
"Buckle up buckaroos!"
Oh myvlord the spanish phrases!!! Hahahaha
you should watch every time Kenny showed his face/voice
🙏🙏🙏
You should check out the multiple episode story “go god go”
Tootie, she's why I watched The Facts of Life.
That was Caitlyn Jenner not Trumps wife lollll
I think there is still a long lasting debate on when schools should teach students about sex.
Fun continuity with Canada building a wall, given the movie's events
Dude! I totally forgot about Garrison's invention! Did Mac steal his idea for the asspounder 4000?
That's not trump's wife. That's Katelyn Jenner as his running mate.
Fun fact, they actually used to show Mr. Garrison applying the condom
:043 it's Bruce (not sure what spelling of Caitlyn) Jenner
That's the right spelling. There seem to be about a dozen spellings for Caitlyn (Katelyn, Kaitlin, etc.) but you got it right!
Love watch your reactions
Thank you, Scott!! 🙏
@@dash.reacts welcome take care
11:40 any man that says they don't look are gay or a liar.
I believe that Mrs. G. acknowledge's only one wood; shiver my timber.
Do you believe in a flying spaghetti monster to bobble head 😂
The fucked up thing is that schools are allowing teachers to actually talk to children about sexual orientation and choosing genders in grade school and their trying to teach it younger and younger every year. Most of this is happening in democratic states and unfortunately i live in one and have two daughters. Mr garrison's kindergarten classroom bit is extreme but it's not very far from the truth in some things going on in the country.
Lol you don’t want to know about a hot Carl.
Or a warm Carl or even a cold Carl , trust me I’m insane.
I looked up what it was…🤢 🤮
But this has to be the funniest comment ever! LOL 😂 🤣 🤣
Towlie reaction next ❤️🤞
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It's not supposed to be Trump's wife. It's supposed to be Caitlyn Jenner.
You should do a “best of chef“ moments
I HAVE TO!!! Thanks for the recommendation!
That's not Trump's wife, it's Caitlin Jenner lol.
I believe that's supposed to be jenner
lit ep.
Dude u showed di a South Park mr slave react it really shows how messed garrison is
I remember when kids used to get paddled in school! The principal would come to the class with a wooden paddle at a scheduled time and paddle the kid sentenced to paddling in front of the whole class🤣 it was like a public execution!🤪 this was in my hometown in southeastern Virginia in the early 80s . Lol! The good Ole days!😂🤪👍
Caitlyn Jenner is stunning and brave.
Dude you’re cute, I didn’t know how to say it
My favorite reaction channel ever
Aww, thank you! 🙏 🙏 🙏
7:16 You should say it though, because to many people don't say it
Well, I don't know how it works in USA, but in Europe we have hot-head techars who tries to say every child that he or she is LGBT+ and how wonderfull it is and parents wanting to see each kind gay and fiercly opposing to them parents. And those who support it, and those who oppose and movements opposing to promoting and...
You don't want to get involved in it by having children.
Kyle have an affair with kindergarten teacher
At 7 minutes. Yes. And I'm not trying to start trouble either, but intellectual honesty is important. What they called that don't say gay law that says nowhere in it don't say gay. Is really about teachers being unprofessional and talking about their sexual lives with inappropriately young children. At Southpark called it at least 10 years early. What was complete and utter shocking satire 10 years ago is now in the news and people are taking seriously which is completely ridiculous.
7:50 as usual, sp is 20 years ahead of the culture. Amd what was once ridiculous satire has been adopted as policy.
No one is teaching this stuff to kindergarteners.
I once said "piss' and "shit' infront of my mum and dad, was grounded a month
I belive that f word was in the movie ,not sure if you watched that.
6th or 7th.
8:41 this is what they teach to kids in 2022 sad reality
Mr . Garrison is oddly relatable?!? :-$ :-$ :-$ :-$
😂
Actually, with so many people choosing their partners nowadays for purely hormonal reasons we are seeing an intense increase in hormonal development of children and subsequently increased sex drive in younger and younger children (in more and more cases coming to light resulting in sexual activity, occasionally even with partners of similar age, between ages 5 though 7)... There's a lot of studies being done to support choosing partners based upon increased hormonal levels (either natural or artificial) but this is also one of the downsides to that (we just don't talk about the downsides cause they're usually really dark... because most children nowadays are accidents of sex rather than planned most children end up the result of people wanting more dynamic vs balancing factors)... Sooo yeah, kids today are F'd up.
So as messed up as it may seem sex ed in kindergarten may not be that far off the more and more sexually driven our society(ies) becomes. Nature has a way of adapting to more desired paths, and the choices we make have a more direct impact on our children than most realize.
Is it even necessary to demonstrate how a condom is applied in sex Ed? I mean, once you open a condom package, it becomes ridiculously self evident as to how it works.
if women don’t want to be stared at
maybe they shouldn’t wear underwear (yoga pants) in public
Where are the biden south park a walking gaffe who falls up steps an shakes hands with thin air got to think some good satire there
Groomers
that's not his wife, that's Kaitlyn Jenner aka Bruce Jenner
see this is why i love south park. while they satirize transphobes who actually believe this stuff about trans folks, they have the rest of the cast treat the character with respect and just like another neighbor. same is true of all the characters as far as i am aware. except you know cartman because no respects a literal nazi.