@@the_jones528 who says hes not going with the joke? All he did was say something if you can't tell he's not being serious than im pretty sure you're the edgy one. Work on some comprehension skills man
@@TheArklyte Shut up commie call of duty is not history go buy a book if you want fucking history but I'll be RIGHT HERE using my FREEDOM to POOP on pictures of PUTIN like a TRUE AMERICAN. USA!
In the Assassin's Creed video game series, all historical figures speak English (with accents and occasional words from their languages) because it's being translated via a machine called the Animus for the person using it. I'm not saying that that's what's going on in this game. That'd be stupid. I think the devs just wanted to make everyone easier to understand. Also, I'm not sure the people of Urzikstan would speak Arabic. I think Urzikstan would be closer to the Russian border. Perhaps near Kazakhstan. They might speak or have a similar language to Kazakh, Uzbek, or Tajiki.
@@nathanielvaren8804 It's the effect of the earth rotating. If the distance of a sniper shot is very long you have to factor in that rotation as the target will rotate out of the way during the time the bullet flies
Children be like: "Oh nu, mr. American, we are non-combatans, pls spare us! Gaga gogu bheeee" Children also be like: "Stabby stabby ruskie gasman in his belly for our al-daddy." Non-combatans my ass. Dimitri, get the molotov!
Erik Garcia I doubt it. They wouldn’t tell us who ghost is before ghost is even the ghost we know. That completely kills the coolest part of his character being the mystery behind the badass.
“Look at your mom kid, this is the consequence of the choices she’s made” “Waiting on you at he gate, sergeant” “Gimme a second, I’m teaching a life lesson” That cracked me up so bad!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:35 Hello there! No need to introduce me Zanny... Edit: So um, my old username was Cpt. MacMellon but now it's not. So um yeah, hey people in the future
Allen Valles Qasem Soleymani smuggled kids from Africa mainly Somalia to Iran to make them terrorists and used them in Syria and Iraq, Qasem Soleymani has a background full of genocide, torture and war crimes
This video was genuinely hilarious. It’s been a while since I’ve laughed as much as I have here. From the funny quotes about serial killers to the after-death quotes like “I’m not buying microtransations”, I enjoyed every bit of it. Please make more of these videos, they’re the best I’ve seen in a while! Keep it up man!
3:45 the way he commentated this scene indifferent do an emotionally charged moment had me genuinely laughing for the first time in a hot minute, so dark
I sniped them....I sniped them all....and not just the Melons....But the Womelons....and the Childrelons too....They’re fruits, and I sniped them like fruits....I ATE THEM! Edit: I got a heart from the Zan Man, later virgins.
"If you kill a killer, the number of killers stays the same."
Not if you have a positive K/D.
You can just not save them
@@DR-mk2in Why can't you just go with the joke? So edgy.
@@the_jones528 who says hes not going with the joke? All he did was say something if you can't tell he's not being serious than im pretty sure you're the edgy one. Work on some comprehension skills man
No, unless ur k/d is more than 1
Micha Lord Damn you beat me to it haha
“That one was clean, it cancels out the earlier war crime”
That's how the Geneva Convention works, right?
Geneva Conventions more like Geneva Suggestions. 😎 😎 😎
Yea UN look out for this person
The Geneva convention cant stop me because I cant read
imagine if that’s how it worked
ooooooof
“Meters? What the f*** is that?”
This dude might be the next American president like that
He's a filipino bruh
@@raffy7606 ahh Filipino the Texas of Asia
@@jayalamo1192 full circle then, zanny can be prezzo checks out
@@raffy7606 ahhh no bro he is actually a vietnamese
@@hoanglongpham1794 no man he's a filipino he spoke tagalog in one of his videos
“I said SHUT UP”
*murders hostage*
“God, hostages these days man.”
Not our fault they didn't shut up.
I-i cant
I know, hostages these days are not like they were a long time ago
Yeah, that is what happened in the video.
Fuze approves comrade
“Someone call his daughter she’s an orphan now”
- Zanny 2019
When ?
Your local meme and anime dealer when he was using the Lightsaber.
@@kirby7294 k
noche I was like 999
Slipknot join the chat
“You forgot about the coriolis effect”
*SCOTTISH BAG PIPES INTENSIFIES*
“CAPTAIN MACMELLON”
Noice, your fruit killin skills are remarkable
No one laughed at the CIA joke because he didn’t say bazinga to tell the audience to laugh
No damn you did that show dirty 😂
What do you call a CIA thats gone to sleep. Get ready for this a Bazinga
Ah shiit
Oy vey
No stfu
“Feel the heat”
*a Molotov literally explodes directly on him*
It was a glitch that happened to me
We call that method acting. To really feel the heat Zanny embraced the flames.
@@whyle5318 lt's not, the enemies are throwing too
HAHAHAHHAHA "*FEEL THE HEAT*"
There ain't enough room for the both of us
Price: "you pulled the hammer sergeant, not me"
Meanwhile zanny: "heeYY yOu gAve mE tHe GuN"
Zanny when he sees a mother with her child trying to survive: PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION
option never was peace
Never was peace an option
Hey Niko let's go bowling
Engghlish
Ahh...war crimes, my favourite type of prank
How about rewriting history? And a little chinese censorship on top, huh?:D
@@TheArklyte Shut up commie call of duty is not history go buy a book if you want fucking history but I'll be RIGHT HERE using my FREEDOM to POOP on pictures of PUTIN like a TRUE AMERICAN. USA!
@@Caesar_Saladin amen brother
What the actual fuck have the replies turned in5o
What the fuck
“If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same”
Then kill two killers
Big brain move right there
*Im gonna do what is called a pro gamer move*
This is outrageous. Now there are two of them
Go for a tactical nuke to be considered a hero
@@dum5247 ey, now isn't that a thought!
"Someone call his daughter, she's an orphan now."
i was wheezing after that one
Excellent quoting skills.
someone call technoblade. he will take care of those orphans
AAAMMMEEERRRIIICCCAAA
Farah’s dad: “Were is my son”
Zanny: “Why are they speaking English”
Eduviges Hueyopa I mean there are Arabs who speak English
@@deathrow5261 but like what are the possibilities hed meet an arab who can speak english and an arab whos willing to speak english?
It's World War III the Anime. This is the English dub.
It could be translated from Arabic to English because at that point they were all Arabic
The Russians could of learned Arabic
In the Assassin's Creed video game series, all historical figures speak English (with accents and occasional words from their languages) because it's being translated via a machine called the Animus for the person using it.
I'm not saying that that's what's going on in this game. That'd be stupid. I think the devs just wanted to make everyone easier to understand.
Also, I'm not sure the people of Urzikstan would speak Arabic. I think Urzikstan would be closer to the Russian border. Perhaps near Kazakhstan. They might speak or have a similar language to Kazakh, Uzbek, or Tajiki.
* Soldier kills dog *
Him: You monster!
Also him: * Kills innocent woman *
Him: I’ll allow it.
She reached for a gun can’t blame the homie
@@christophersalinas2722 I meant when he shot through the door at the family.
I’m a representative for peta murder is fine as long as it isn’t animals zanny is clearly a supporter of are ideas.
equal right
Dog>human
Zanny: *shoots lady in the face 9 times while her son cries over her dead body.
SAS Member: *shoots attack dog
Zanny: "YOU MONSTER!"
How we all feel during movies.
I resonate with this
Dogs cant shoot you,People could on the other hand
@@backyardaviator2920 dogs can do a lot of other things
@@backyardaviator2920 dumbass
"Oop took out his head, I'm gonna call him JFK"
Me: ok im subscribing
Itz_Cycle i didnt expect thatbut damn that was hard
Itz_Cycle right
Idk why but it was actually funny
I did the exact same thing I just got recommended this video and started watching it and heard that laughed and subbed
4:20 likes
*opens van to a woman and child*
"thats not a chainsaw"
That step one “secure the keys” from black ops made me literally laugh out loud for a good 10 seconds
What is step 2. 😂
@@matthaeussam5638 Ascend from darkness!
Egg sackington same lol
Time frame?
TheUnknown64 8:43
“If you kill a killer, the number of killers stay the same”
Not if you kill more than one.
I've been thinking this for 3 weeks
Then yourself
*The killer killer*
So basically The Punisher
Then your a serial killer
"I'm not buying microtransactions" - White people in the 1800s when their slave asks if they can bring their child. LMAO I'M CRYING😂😂
I'm dead
What’s the time stamp?
Adrian Z OMG 😂😂
Nunyah Busy ness 12:30
Your profile picture suits well with that
Price: we need him alive. Zanny: IT WAS JUST ONE PUNCH ARE YOU MADE OF GLASS YOU-----
LOL
"It's the FNG, sir."
"Who are you?"
"Uh ....Shrek."
"Riiight, what the hell kinda name is Shrek, eh. How a ogre like you pass selection?"
*4 years later*
"OH NO NO NO NO NO NO, SHREK. NO NO"
Shrek, it’s your turn for the CQB test.
knife the onion
@@khaho1756 "Nice! Your veggie killing skills are remarkable!"
"Farquad....knows....Shrek.."
zanny gets hit by a car.
"at least it was an ambulance"
meanwhile
yoshikage kira: L I S T E N H E R E Y O U L I T T L E S H I T ."
AcePlayz Games LMAO
Was looking for this
I literally thought “yoshikage kira’d”
I saw the kill and started scrolling.
*gets UGV killstreak*
_Sheer Heart Attack has been activated!_
Zannys war crime count is: Unknown
No it's YES
6:19 *_John Wick wants to know your location._*
*john wick found out his location*
@@caydens4395 he is now dead
8:35
*STEP ONE: SECURE THE KEYS!*
*STEP TWO: ASCEND FROM DARKNESS!*
*STEP THREE: RAIN FIRE!*
*STEP FOUR: UNLEASH THE HORDE!*
*STEP FIVE: SKEWER THE WINGED BEAST!*
*STEP SIX: WIELD A FIST OF IRON!*
*STEP SEVEN: RAISE HELL!*
*STEP EIGHT: FREEDOM!*
dachness
@@goksir5845 true mate
@Francisco Serna-Jimenez My too. :D
The black ops reference is
👌 (got em)
Tricky Vick
Zan *smashes the back of the butcher’s head with a 20lb machine gun*
Zan: how did i kill him?!
I mean,mosr soldier should be still alive with one punch of lmg,butcher just die in one punch lmao as long is not hit the head
Reminds me of that Eric Andre meme.
"Meters? What?"
Every other country in the world: * facepalms *
MartyCon patriotism intensifies
Never have I ever been so proud of my contry
Noah Flashaar yep I too are proud of my CONTRY
@@balakhsherhafeez2491 xD
Noah Flashaar sake bruteer
Russian soldiers: *aims at family*
The dad: i'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move
*proceeds to throw backpack*
*ends up dying anyways*
don't bring a bag back to gun fight
Mohamed Nail the moral of the story is.....
Don’t bring a bag to a gun fight
@@mohamednail1707 should've had a pan
4:19 no matter how long this mission takes you, the house won’t burn down or anything 🤦♂️
"you fogot about the corriolis effect"
Someone is a physics major
More like he remembers when cpt macmillan tells you about it in cod4
He's remembering the mission One Shot, One Kill in Modern Warfare when you shoot Zakhaev.
Can you explain you it to me ?
@@nathanielvaren8804 It's the effect of the earth rotating. If the distance of a sniper shot is very long you have to factor in that rotation as the target will rotate out of the way during the time the bullet flies
@@tilltronje1623 thats some cool tech
*Children are non-combatants.*
*_Are you serious?_*
B02 and MGSV cares to differ
@@andromeda530
Literally every child soldier in existance: Am I a joke to you?
@@thesussybaka7733 *not a joke, target practice c:*
@@thesussybaka7733 exactly
Children be like: "Oh nu, mr. American, we are non-combatans, pls spare us! Gaga gogu bheeee"
Children also be like: "Stabby stabby ruskie gasman in his belly for our al-daddy."
Non-combatans my ass. Dimitri, get the molotov!
“I do not advise an open casket”
Holy shit man
"If You Kill A Killer The Amount Of Killers Stays The Same."
but if you kill 2 tho.
Noah Flashaar thats not how it works
Noah Flashaar huh
Alt F4 this is the same guy who said “contry”
Bob dabiuld lol
Noah Flashaar if you kill someone the number stays the same, if you kill more, the number goes down
9:12 when three high schoolers, a marine biologist, and a manga artist try to kinkshame your hand fetish
Ive been looking this for a long time
BITE ZA DUSTO
Didnt see that coming tho XD
huh
I was looking for this for too long
*Bang!* *Vehicle hits Zanny*
"Good thing it's n ambulance."
*Shoots a person's arm off*
"I'm gonna call him Zakhaev"
*Shoots someone's head off*
"I'm gonna call him JFK"
I subscribed
Nice
Nice copying someones comment
Me too
Kitten Chaos lol ok Karen
You're not even subscribed
Zanny: "You monster!"
Also Zanny: "Hold on I'm teaching life lessons."
I love how Zanny avoids copyright by singing the songs himself
Alex: Say the word
*Say what, she can't do that it's not N Word November*
Damn I died 😂
12:00 Alex actually said the n word
*Zanny singing songs*
Random soldier: "we got a visual!"
Zanny: YOU RUINED IT!
Lol
Hows the song called?
Also Zanny riding in a helo or a boat: *Rolling Stone music intensifies*
I rode a tank held a generals rank🎶
Its sympathy for the devil by rollings stones
To quote a certain spy: "I'm spooning a Barretta 50 Caliber. I could kill a building!"
"Modern Warfare is ripping off Modern Warfare so hard."
This cracked me up so hard.
like if yo-
I am also yo
I think he got assassinated mid comment
I am also yo
I read it as he said it
Alex: makes a cia joke and says “let’s do this”
Cod fans: iS tHaT gHoSt!?!?
Logan H it is :(
Erik Garcia I doubt it. They wouldn’t tell us who ghost is before ghost is even the ghost we know. That completely kills the coolest part of his character being the mystery behind the badass.
Theres a reference to ghost in the game
I don’t think ghost says “let’s do this” it’s either price or soap
Luis Martinez its ghost, and alex is def ghost.
"OH Took of his head gonna call u JFK"
that got me
“I took off his head imma call you JFK” I’m dead😂😂😂😂😂
And so is JFK
The AmericanGamer nice😂
The AmericanGamer 😂😂
@@chasepeterson8789 I was about to say the same thing LMFAO!!!!
@@chasepeterson8789 dark but OK LMAO
2:48 USSR fighters flys by
Zanny: *iTs oUR BoYs*
"And my dad is dead what an entertaining night at the octagon"
“If you kill a killer the number of killers stays the same” But what if I kill 100 killers wouldn’t the number of killers go down by 99?
What if i already killed someone hmm?
11:50
you recruit 99 killers
Light Yagami is that you?
“Look at your mom kid, this is the consequence of the choices she’s made”
“Waiting on you at he gate, sergeant”
“Gimme a second, I’m teaching a life lesson”
That cracked me up so bad!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You lost me at the first smiley face
@@clocker12e91 thank you
@@victorvalentine1173 but why didnt it crack you up good? That's the real question here
6:07 teaching a lesson to a boy by shooting in the head his mom's dead body
Also at 6:17 see a guy who is killing a dog and says *you're monster*
Well the videos title was labeled modern warfare war crimes.
1:35 Hello there! No need to introduce me Zanny...
Edit: So um, my old username was Cpt. MacMellon but now it's not. So um yeah, hey people in the future
So, how's your leg
r/beetlejuicing
Yeah your leg must've healed after 13 years
Brother
@@Soul_Of_Revan Brother
Alex: „Laugter is the best medicine“
Zanny: „Vitamin C“
“someone call his daughter, she’s an orphan” fucken killed me 💀
6:30 was like a scene out of a horror movie when you catch a glimpse of the demon running past the camera lol
It's tradition to come back to this every now and then.
“Hostages these days”
Best quote in cod history
"That one was clean it cancels out the earlier war crime " 😂
you don’t need to shake a laser for a bomb to drop somewhere all you need to do is yell “THERES OIL THERE” and the whole US army will come
5:28 if you look closely you'll see that they're in Osama Bin Ladin's Compound in Pakistan
Song name
@@Just_normal_Dude Sympathy for the devil
is the songs name
Well that's what they were going for this game is just controversy after another
@@mrg8317 yeah...
I thought about operation Neptune spear too
“Summon the power of America” that bit got me I can’t lie.
6:00 your alright the hero’s are here goes and shots lady in head 9 times lol
5:53 “WOOOOORLD STAAAAAR”
-Bruce Buffer before every fight
12:17 "say the what? she can't do that it's no n-word November"
-zanny
"What the hell are we doing"
Driving.
Lol.
0:33 rare footage of Qasem Soleimani assasination
KONE Travelmaster 110 escalator As an Iranian I'm glad they sent that bastard back to hell
@@larilittle1202 ? What did he do?
Allen Valles Qasem Soleymani smuggled kids from Africa mainly Somalia to Iran to make them terrorists and used them in Syria and Iraq, Qasem Soleymani has a background full of genocide, torture and war crimes
@@larilittle1202 oh damn ._.
bing bingbung fuck off
5:15 zanny : "oh hoo, perfect song choice pilot, hell yea"
sas member : "got a visual!"
"YOU RUIN IT !!!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro song name (пожалуйста)
Просто парень ‘ sympathy for the devil 🤙
Got a visual
Zanny: "Feel the heat"
Also Zanny: *burns 2 people with him*
“The weapon of a Jedi” Oml that killed me 😂😂😂 you have earned a sub
"If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same."
- Zanny, Wielder of War-crimes
"My dad is dead, what an entertaining night we have here " zanny 4:31
“someone call his daughter, she’s an orphan now”
“Captain call an ambulance” the ambulance proceeds to run him over jajjajajajajaj
Pervy The Purge Trooper on Barkov's water interogation: MORE! GIVE ME MORE!
Alex: Laughter is the best medicine
Zanny whispering in the background: vitamin C
Love the Vorkuta prison break part!
It was so realistic
Go away dead meme
@@WOLVES2820 I nevah die, my brudda.
“If you kill a killer the number of killers in the world doesn’t go down”. But what if I kill multiple
Zanny: "It works out just fine cuz I can blind my opponents. They can't shoot if they can't see!"
Hong Kong Protestors:
"IF YOU KILL A KILLER THE NUMBER OF KILLERS IN THE WORLD REMAINS THE SAME"
zanny 2019
Not if i kill two killers
Not if I have a positive k/d
Not if you kill 50
0:57 *_Obi Wan Kenobi joined the chat_*
This video is gold
Generic humans: *watch 10 part series on campaign*
Me, an intellectual: *watches this shit*
0:10 his voice actually sounds like old captain price 😂
Roman points
Roman blinds
Roman explodes
Roman feels sad because he is releasing all of his rage on people who don’t deserve it
That laser summons 1000 imperial tonnes of freedom per wiggle.
“I’ll just summon the power of America” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Call of Duty: Modern "Russia did it" Warfare.
Waaaah fictional game in fictional universe had a ultranationalist group do something bad.
@@crankykid1"do bad stuff" that happend in real life and now is being pined on another country, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Silence commie
@@crankykid1 at least we dont commit war crimes irl...
@@lyagenda2k167 also in 2009 the european court of human rights found russia guilty of 115 war crimes in Chechnya alone
6:26 i swear not even exaggerating this is the funniest brutal thing i’ve seen in ages
6:44 best quote
1:41
"Oo i took off his head, gonna call you JFK."
I saw this comment right as he said that.
I’m laughing so hard everything he says that this man is cruel 🤣
5:21 is everyone gonna ignore the fact that he sings so good?
8:57 "Modern Warfare is ripping off Modern Warfare so hard."
Me: yes
This video was genuinely hilarious. It’s been a while since I’ve laughed as much as I have here. From the funny quotes about serial killers to the after-death quotes like “I’m not buying microtransations”, I enjoyed every bit of it. Please make more of these videos, they’re the best I’ve seen in a while! Keep it up man!
zanny: modern warfare is not for kids
Me: but what about babys?
@Jay Bee what about fetus
@@metetural9140 What about deletus
@@nah2481 more like delet dis
Good one
What about the younglings?
0:40
“Laughter is the best medicine”
*vitamin c*
3:45 the way he commentated this scene indifferent do an emotionally charged moment had me genuinely laughing for the first time in a hot minute, so dark
5:17 if they actually played this that wouldve been amazing
What song is that
@@Dommm_ep a vietnam war song but it was in a mission in black ops 1
@@Dommm_ep sympathy for the devil - The Rolling Stones
I sniped them....I sniped them all....and not just the Melons....But the Womelons....and the Childrelons too....They’re fruits, and I sniped them like fruits....I ATE THEM!
Edit: I got a heart from the Zan Man, later virgins.
should be the pinned comment
Annnd you lost your heart.
Rip your heart
Press 'F' to pay respects to your heart.
Debunk Duo you idiot
The new izuzu max pickup truck
GOT ME SO GOOD